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Uncle-in-arms Sun suspects Ancient Tomb Sect

But that shrew was scornful of Li Mok-sau

So it doesn't seem likely

So she really is Aunt

Uncle-in-arms has asked that hussy or a duel in the Wolf Valley at tomorrow noon

l don't know how many will come with her

But with you two with us

We don't have to worry about their numbers

Good! l will be there tomorrow noon

Brother Hon, we bid you goodbye for the time being

Let us see you out

But it is close to Chungyeung Monastery here

Please don't let our Grand Shifus know about it

Of course

Goodbye Goodbye

l will be able to see Aunt tomorrow

Go to bed

Tomorrow when we see that hussy

We can cut her ears off

lt stinks

Brother-in-arm, you actually shat here?

How could it be me? You did it?

Me? Of course not

Where is the bundle?

Sheep, sheep, you will see the most beautiful girl in no time

But l don't think you know how to appreciate her beauty

Go eat your grass

When Aunt is here and sees a shepherd knows Maiden Sword Routine

lt will give her a great shock

Hey!

The hussy is not here yet?

No, Uncle-in-arms

Stinking Taoists and dirty beggars

They are just too foul for Aunt to take care of

When that hussy is here Let us teach her a lesson

Yes, Uncle-in-arms

You stinking Taoists and beggars Been waiting for long?

She is not Aunt

Hussy, you have the nerve to come

Ask your helps to show themselves

These are my helps

Shrew, how wicked

What are you looking at?

Look at her, she is a fairy in white?

She is not even fit to carry Aunt's shoes

Don't look

You bitch, let me clear you off

All right, let me show you Quanzhen swordsmanship

What? With a broken sword?

Bitch, what is your relationship with Goddess Locusta?

So the lame girl is with Li Mok-sau

Both sides are bad l won't waste my time on you

No, she imposes as Aunt

l have to teach her a lesson

All right, let me save you first

Goddess Locusta?

Brethren Hon, Brother Chan, let us go

The sheep has turned crazy!

Lame girl, you are on your own

No, where is my tulwar?

The sheep has turned crazy! No...

Hey! Don't you shout here

lt was your fault, you rascals frightened my sheep away

Granddad will kill me

All right, your sheep did give me help

Take it

What? You don't want it?

ldiot, it is silver

Of course if want it But one ingot is not enough

That's all l have All right

What are you looking at?

You want to mock my lameness? Let me kill you

Please don't kill me...

Don't you run away...

Don't kill me...don't kill me

My granddad taught me...

What did he teach you?

That time l kept staring at Lass Third

And Granddad picked up a pole and beat me with it

Who is Lass Third?

She is the third daughter of the third son of the cousin of Aunt Ngau next door

She is the prettiest girl in our village

We all call her corpse

What? Corpse? You mean cutie?

Something like that

Granddad says we call a pretty girl corpse

But l don't what it means

You are more of a corpse than Lass Third

So l wanted to look at your corpse face

But Granddad forbids me to look at corpse

So l didn't look at your corpse face

But looked at your corpse feet instead

What a stupid egg

You are not just corpse, you are a fairy

How did you know my name is Stupid Egg?

You are really called Stupid Egg?

What about your parents?

They have died, l only have my Granddad

But he is very mean

l lost my sheep, he will kill me

You go back with me and tell him, come on

Hey! What are you doing?

You let go of me first Your hands are so dirty

You listen to me

He will beat me to death

You let me...you let me tag along

You let go of me first

All right, tag along if you can

Noodles... ls this good?

What? You are still following me?

lf you won't get lost l will chop you to death

Hey! Don't leave me!

You... Don't leave me

What is going on...

She is my wife, but she renounces me and threatens to kill me

Look

What? This is ridiculous! You just can't...

You silly Stupid Egg What are you blabbering here?

You get fresh with me?

How ridiculous...

Wife beating up husband? This is absurd...

Who says he is my husband?

You silly Stupid Egg Granddad asked you to tend the sheep

And you come here with your wife?

The sheep is everything l own in this world

And you take it away from me?

Let me beat you to death... Please don't

Beat you to death...

Hey...that's enough...thank you

Let me carry on for a bit longer, it is fun

Hey!

Beat you to death... Stop...

Beat you to death...

Hey, my wife is leaving

Daughter-in-law, this Stupid Egg maltreats you?

What? l maltreat her? She maltreats me

You got me this mean wife

She beat me and you gave her a hand

That's enough, you two stop your playacting

Daughter-in-law...this Stupid Egg is a fool

And l know it is hard on you

But you can't accommodate him

l am old now and my days are numbered

But if anything happens to him

How can you take care of the little Stupid Egg in your belly?

You silly old fool! What?

l am not done with it yet, after her

Rascal Stupid Egg!

You call me? You call me?

Lass... l really am sorry

Though Stupid Egg is a bit silly...

But nice in personality

Unlike you... Right...

You still want to get fresh with me?

Granddad... Thank you

Let me teach you two a lesson

Don't think l am easy-going

No...l am dying... Granddad...

l am dying... Granddad!

You killed my Granddad!

Granddad...Granddad...please answer me...

How come? l didn't use much force

Don't touch my Granddad

Granddad...

Don't come near... Granddad doesn't want to see you

Go away

My breath holding kungfu not bad?

Let me play ghost to scare her

You are smart indeed

So you had fun spanking me?

Have a rest here l will come back to you later

Tuck in, Stupid Egg

l have to go, Stupid Egg

Stupid Egg...

Granddad raised me up

You killed him just like that

Who is going to look after me now?

l told you l didn't mean it

You give Granddad back to me...

You are wicked, heartless and evil!

You think l was born like that?

Luk Mo-sheung, come out here

You little hussy You want to spy on our practice?

No, l see you are practicing hard

So l bring you fruit as refreshment

Shifu, l dare her to spy on us

Ling-po, you are protective of your little sister-in-arms

Mo-sheung, if l am in good mood

l may teach you a move or two

But don't think you will be taught Ancient Tomb's premium kungfus

lt will give you ideas of avenging your parents

And l have to kill you off

How would l?

Shifu is now what l have got

l don't even remember how my parents looked like

Little hussy, you sure know how to talk

Now go back in Yes

Why l had to suffer so much?

Why l had to be abused by that witch Li Mok-sau?

She killed your parents and you have to kill others?

Yes! Stupid Egg, now l send you to keep your Granddad company!

How?

l didn't mean to kill you

But you made me sentimental and told you my suffering

l don't want others to know l cried in front of a fool

Moreover, even if l spare you

You will be bullied now that you have no one in this world

Don't kill me...no...help...

Let me kill you...don't go...stop here

Don't...don't kill me...

l am sorry, l do it for your own good

No...it is chipped

You gave me these two ingots of silver

Now l return them to you But they are chipped

Stupid Egg, you...

That's odd, why can't you move?

Stop acting here l know you closed my acupoint

lf you are smart, you reopen it

Otherwise, l will make you beg for death

How do l know reopening acupoints?

But Uncle Cheung of our village knows how

He is a kungfu practitioner

He gives others a pat here and there and they won't move

Some other pats and they move again

Let me give you some pats

But don't make me beg for death

You...stop! You just stop!

Some more pats and you can move again

Let me try again, come on

lf you touch me again l will kill myself by biting my tongue off

All right, l stop

You just stand firm, if you fall down

No one here to pick you up

See you

You Stupid Egg, when my acupoint reopens

l will chop you to pieces

Shifu?

l saw the beggar carrying that shrew's tulwar

She must be around

Stupid Egg

Ling-po, you go in and check it out

Yes, Shifu

Sister-in-arms? Shifu will not give you an easy death

Let me do you a favour

Ling-po! Shifu!

You think l can't kill now?

Who asked you to kill her so quickly?

You see your shifu and you don't kneel down

You are my mortal enemy, just skip it

You stole my Five Poison Manual You hand it out

Witch Locusta, let me teach you a lesson

Who is it?

Run!

After them! Yes!

Run!

Shifu.... After them...

Sit down first

We can't afford to sit, come on

Don't worry

We took a short cut

They won't be here for a while

What are you doing?

Your rib is broken l mean to reset it for you

You know bonesetting?

Of course, when my dog broke its leg in its fight with the yellow dog next door

l reset it for it

And more, when the pig in our village broke it rib, l reset it for her

How dare you! You lousy Stupid Egg

You see me as a dog or a pig?

You are swine!

lf l am swine, then l am a boar and you a sow

You... You what?

Two days after l reset the leg for my dog

He was alive and kicking

And could fight others dogs again

You can't touch me

You just shut up

After resetting your rib we have to go

Or we can't get away

All right, Stupid Egg, if you lie to me

You will die a gruesome death

You say you will reset my rib

What are you looking at?

lf you look again

l will bite my tongue off

All right, don't cry, l have closed my eyes

Why you won't leave Gor and that girl alone

That Luk Mo-sheung is a traitor lt is not your business

You are have been following them

So sneaky, you have shamed Ancient Tomb Sect

Oh, l got it now You got it?

Your Gor has roving eyes

Seeing that my disciple is pretty He has abandoned you

Nonsense, Gor helps her out of kindness

Oh yes? Don't lie to yourself

Look at you, you are just wooden

There was no comparison in the tomb And that fool treasured you

But my disciple is vivacious

She suits your Gor better than you do

Sister-in-arms...

That means your Gor will not die for you now

So your vow is not invalidated

Now you have left the mountain

So you are a traitor of our sect

You cannot hold Maiden Sutra anymore

Gor was good to me Only because there was no one else?

What, after all, is love?

Sister-in-arms, we share the same fate

We sisters-in-arms are like real sisters

Why don't you take out Maiden Sutra

Let us practice it together

Then we can kill all the heartless men in the world

l can't give you Maiden Sutra

Living is meaningless

lf you won't kill all the heartless men with me

Why don't you commit suicide

Let me take over Ancient Tomb Sect

Living is meaningless...

Why Gor won't take me as his wife? Why?

Why? You are cold and wooden

lt can't be...

No more of that

lf you really won't hand it out

Don't blame me for being heartless

Sister-in-arms, l have no mood to fight you

Shifu...

Boss Yes

Get us some dishes, please Yes

Shing, get them dishes

Sit down

You silly Stupid Egg, you are dirty

You make me dirty too, go away

Oh yes, l am sorry That's enough

All right now, don't play the fool What is your name?

l told you my name is not Fu

l told you it is Stupid Egg My family name is Stupid

All right, don't tell me

if you don't want to

Then who is your shifu?

My shifu is my Aunt

What? your aunt? Yes

Then which sect she belongs to?

Shack? Shack is home, she is at home

l have had enough of you

l have never seen anyone so stupid

You are stupid, shack is not home? You tell me

Thank you...let me...

Hey! You know no table manners?

You eat over there, don't share my table

Go away, and use the chopsticks

l am using them now, big deal

No! Chow Pak-tung!

Miss, spare a copper

Spare the beggar a tulwar

You don't take the road to heaven

But insist in crashing the door of hell

Let us go... Go...

lt is odd, how come the beggars left so suddenly?

You are silly, you wouldn't spare them coppers, of course they left

We have to go too Where?

To save Granddad, if we don't go now

He cannot be revived

Come on, hurry up

Hey! Come on

Oh no

Stupid Egg, you are now a rotten egg

Stupid Egg needs to wash

l am changing, don't peek

Thanks, you are dirty and ugly

Looking at you will throw up what l ate yesterday

lt feels so good after a wash

You...you are Stupid Egg?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5...you gave me 5 looks

That means you will throw up what you ate in the last 5 days

Hey! Where are you going?

Leaving, what is the point of staying

You just leave me here?

Miss, you are wounded and can't walk

And you won't let me carry you

What else can l do?

Silly Stupid Egg, you can carry me

Be careful

Boss Yes

You can serve now Yes

Shing, take out their dishes

Hey! Stupid Egg, where are you going?

You told me to go there

You won't share the table with me

You have to piss me off, come sit here

You sure? Yes

All right

That stinking vixen

No! Witch Locusta

No! Shifu! Come with me, hurry

Shifu will find our room

lt is all right, l've got a way

Come on...

Boss Yes, Elder you want a room?

What elder? You hint that l am old?

Which is the lame girl's room?

Take the two to bed first

Get to the bed Me?

Yes You want me to sleep with them?

No more arguing, your shifu is coming

Faster, come on

Sit there

Drink like nothing has happened

Pour the wine

You said the lame girl is inside

She was there just now

Who lives in that room? Some Taoists

More...

Hey! We seem to have made it

You Stupid Egg is cunning

No! How stupid of me

You are Stupid Egg Of course you are stupid

We impose as Taoists The 3 Taoists know about it

What if they tell your shifu about it?

The 2 stinking Taoists left earlier than we did

They should be in front of us

Look at you, you are so preoccupied

Your heart is not here

Brethrens of the Beggar Sect Could you spare me alms?

Stop that act, if you are smart

You come back with us to see our Disciplinary Elder

They are here!

lf you won't give me alms, give way

Give way?

Put dirt on your face

Beggar and Taoist, have you seen a lame girl passing by?

l just passed by and was provoked by two bully beggars

l have no arms with me

Since we are of the same religion Could you lend me your sword?

Thank you

Brother-in-arms, you don't have to help me

Let the Beggar Sect know what it means by Quanzhen martial arts

Quanzhen School?

You really belong to the Quanzhen School?

l have been holding back and didn't use our premium kungfu

l just used our very basic Quanzhen Sword Routine to have fun with you

What you just got is our Three Step Bone Corroding Needle

Three Step Bone Corroding Needle?

Take more than 3 steps and the poison will go to your heart

lf you don't want to die, sit here forever

Thank you for your sword

Wait, Taoist, you are adept in martial arts

Which of the Quanzhen Seven is your shifu?

My late Shifu was Wong Chung-yeung

l see, l am Li Mok-sau

They call me Goddess Locusta or Witch Locusta

Have you heard of me?

Really l haven't

But you are so pretty How can you be a witch?

You make fun of me

You call yourself disciple of Wong Chung-yeung

l should give you a hard time before killing you

But you did say something pleasing

All right, l just teach you a lesson with my duster

No, no, how can l fight with the lower generation?

You are facing death

and you still won't stop the nonsense?

My Shifu was really lmmortal Chungyeung

He was on the same generation with your Grand Shifu

That makes me your elder

How can l bully a sweet girl like you

Lend him your sword Yes

No, no...l really shouldn't fight a young girl of the lower generation

But since you force me to

All right, l take 3 moves from you without any weapons

Let me say it beforehand

lf you can take 3 moves from me

l will let you off

But with the 3 moves are over You cannot keep pestering me

All right, elder, please

You be careful

So it is you the stinking kid

What are you talking about?

And l praised you as rare to find in the world

So you are no different from other stinking men

My traitor disciple doesn't look bad

She broke her rib and you reset it for her

And you have done it

Nothing of that sort

No wonder your shifu is so angry with you

She has been tailing you all the time

Aunt has been following me?

But you did such a thing with other woman

Aunt?

l have to kill all unfaithful men like you

Aunt, l am sorry

Good, so you are not entirely heartless

l will give you a quick death

Run, Stupid Egg, run

Shifu

Ling-po, after them Yes

Stupid Egg, you were not yourself l was so scared

See you You are leaving?

Fine, you just go, let me shifu get me

And torture me to death

lf your shifu is the sister-in-arms of my shifu

You can't be that nice a person

Don't you insult my shifu

So you think l am not pretty enough That l will bore you

Some dumb shifu of yours What's the big deal?

You just can't compare with my shifu

She is a fairy from heaven

You aren't even good enough to be her maid

You...even if she is the most beautiful girl in the world

lt is not your business

You insulted my shifu

lf l didn't have to go looking for her

l would give you a good beating

So what if you have found her?

Whatever she wants me to do

lf she wants me to keep her company in the tomb for life

l will keep her company for life

That means l will never see you again

All right, you just leave

You just leave me here

Let me shifu kill me

l can never avenge my parents' death

l know it is my destiny You don't have to bother with me

lf your shifu really kills you

l may avenge your death

She is a fairy from heaven

You aren't even good enough to be her maid

Miss, if you jump down you will die

Let me die

My parents were killed

And l had to live at the mercy of their killer