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(Knight) Gentlemen, the wait is over.

The failure of the Republic it is there for all to see.

to put a king back in charge.

(Knight 2) The moment is propitious,

but the conflict was never resolved for descent to the throne.

- The protagonist is missing. - You're right, we don't have the king.

(Knight 3) Who do we put?

I say it is true.

You have to find the right man.

(SONG: "BUM BUM BUM" OF WAR AND ALBANIAN)

(Cetto)

we shot the horned

(Together)

(Together)

(Together) boom boom boom

(WOMAN SCREAMS)

Now he is silent.

(Pine) Applause!

For me ? No, you are too kind.

Singing is a hobby for me, how to shoot "on the other hand".

Is everything okay in Germany? Is the business working? Are you okay?

It is a land of great opportunities,

Not like Italy, which has now become a depilated country.

As for me, I'm done with politics and also with my country.

I'm German, it's obvious. (in German) I am Calabrian-German.

(Cetto) (In Germany my business they go straight as a shot.)

(My clubs are always full and no one asks for pineapple on pizza anymore.)

(I'm German) Hello, Getto, how are you?

Tomorrow they arrive supplies of oranges and wine.

- Ok, thanks. “Aut Wiedersehen“. - “ Aut Baîancm“ to you as well.

(in German) Hello. Say hello to Petra.

How they talk badly, for me they don't even understand each other.

It is true.

(Cetto) (Here everyone loves me, in the country I rule,)

(and Germany really welcomed me with open legs.)

This is where the money goes and no one asks you where they come from.

From where, not from where, it doesn't matter shit.

Here the mafia is a quality mark.

It's like Parmesan cheese and like the "pilu". Real?

(Cetto) (Sometimes there is some problem with the IRS,)

(but they are skirmishes, innocent escapes.)

Our cash flows

they got suspicious the inspector of "Staatskasse Finanzamt".

The taxman.

It's one thing to launder money...

Another thing is to go black.

"Keine schwarz", with black they get pissed off in Germany.

Because of racism?

Here I found home, family and love, thanks to Petra, the "pilu" of my eyes.

Come on, you tell our friends.

(with German accent) Yes, we have a quiet and very sweet little girl,

a real angel.

(GUNHILD CRYING)

Hey, daddy's pretty Bowl!

Is it normal that she always cries?

(Cetto) (Even the in-laws welcomed me with typical German affection.)

Every Sunday morning should we come to yours?

I have like the feeling that they want to shoot me after coffee.

Don't talk nonsense. (in German) Hello, dad.

(LOUD MUSIC: WAGNER'S "CADE OF THE VALKYREES"

Doesn't it sound like a bit loud music to you? Gloomy? The music, the volume.

"Ach so", beautiful music. Richard Wagner.

She doesn't hear it a little too strong? II volume.

Isn't that tall? Some music.

"Ach so", beautiful music.

-Richard Wagner. - Yes.

Wagner.

I have a feeling that your parents they're kicking my ass.

For me they love you.

(in German) Some wine, please.

(Cetto) ("In short", I am a fulfilled man. Cash.)

(Hence, "therefore", long live Germany and fuck Italy.)

(GUNHILD CRYING)

Do you want to try to put her to bed, love?

Let's see'.

(CRYING)

But did you have it checked? Maybe it can just be a screw.

-She's just sleepy, just put her to bed. - Yes.

(PHONE RINGS)

Keep the pacifier. Hold. Here, like this. Keep the pacifier.

(in German) Hello ?

- Chet. - Huh?

And for you.

- From Italy, Comare Lina. - No, not Comare Lina.

Tell her I'm not here and that you are not there either.

She's calling for Aunt Nunziata.

Hold.

Hello ?

Do not tell me.

Serious as much?

How much ?

Much.

I'll be right there.

Right away, yes.

I arrive.

Aunt Nunziata is dying, we have to leave "immediately".

The first plane it's tomorrow morning around 10, check.

We can't wait.

He is dying "now". I call Pino and we leave by car. Right away.

- Petra, "hello". - "Hallo".

Gunhild!

(in German) How are you?

- (in German) And the hair? - (in German) I don't know.

The village won't let me in blond.

Do not worry, "as soon as" the aunt dies, we go back.

Hello, Bowl of my heart. HI.

(THEY SPEAK GERMAN)

Hello, go.

(in German) Say hello to your parents.

- (in German) Hello! - (in German) Hello!

Oh, softly.

Come in.

The aunt?

-Is she still alive? - It's as God wants.

He is resting.

Forever ?

No.

HI. Bye bye.

HI.

Petra. Pine tree. Wait here.

Take a seat.

(together) "Holy Mary, mother of God..."

(together) "And blessed the fruit of your womb, Jesus."

(together) "Pray for us sinners..."

Enter.

(together) "Amen."

Enter.

(together) "Holy Mary, mother of God,"

"pray for us sinners now and in the now..."

It seems to me that she is still alive.

(together) "Amen."

"Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners"

"Now and at the hour of our death, amen."

(softly) Aunt.

- Cetto, come closer. - Yes.

I haven't seen you for two weeks.

Two weeks and five years to be exact.

Ah!

- Sit here. - Thank you.

- I have to tell you something very important. - Yes, aunt.

Before I die...

You must know the truth,

the whole truth, nothing but the truth.

I swear.

My sister, your mother, she was a skilled embroiderer.

She had golden hands.

The evil ones said: "Not only the hands."

"Indeed" one evening 50 years ago, crossing the forest,

your mother went to deliver beautiful embroidered sheets

to the nobleman's castle that she had commissioned them.

(Aunt Nunziata) The case she wanted

than to open the castle door it was not servitude.

- It was not. - It was not.

- It was not. - No.

Who opened the door for her, aunt?

The prince himself.

(Aunt Nunziata) Your mother she delivered the embroidering sheets,

but the prince wanted to hold her back

to congratulate of the fine work he had done.

- Also two. Even three. - And they lived happily ever after.

Auntie, we can get to the point, for "pleasantly" ?

Let's try, squeeze.

The prince said to her: "Your sheets are very nice,"

"but will they also be made of sturdy canvas?"

her pride was hurt

and she said, "Prince, so you offend me."

The prince, then, he did not miss the opportunity

and asked her to test from inside the sheets, both of us.

Try them from within.

Sure, I know you don't like it hear these things about your mother.

She was a cheerful woman, fun, even between the sheets.

Do you want me to explain myself better? Your mother was a whore.

Yes, aunt, please. We want to get there the moral of this story?

It's darkening, it's dark. It's darkening.

- Cetto, you are a child of love. - Yes.

- But you are also the son of a prince. - But also a son of a "whore", if you want.

Peace to his soul, it's over.

Sorry, aunt.

My father was not a traveling bleach salesman

than every 15 days did she drive by in the van and then he disappeared?

No, that was a lie

what we used to say to a poor little boy always asking, "Who is my father?"

You could invent a story more fragrant than bleach.

Every time I see a ladder being washed I am moved thinking about my father.

- The truth is that you are a prince. - Yes sure. And you are Pocahontas.

- At that time ? How did you find it? - Bad.

She told me a story, it had never happened.

Let's go find Melo in the "in the meantime",

I want to see my country again.

- "Meanwhile" ? - Yes, it's Italian.

See that a little at a time you are learning ? Good.

(Man, TV) The Old Navy it has now become the New Marina.

Apple tree ! Apple tree ! Mayor Meluzzo!

How the hell do you get in? Apple tree!

(Pino) ​​Doors of shit.

But which way is it? Shall we stop this mess?

- We're looking for Melo, with permission. - The mayor is working.

Thank you.

Chet, it's you! I did not recognize you!

Even when I was dressed, I didn't recognize you.

Do you always think? Armies ?

No, Cetto, I'm married now. That's my husband over there.

Yes. Are you married right around the clock?

Just married. Come on, Catherine.

let's get into the "trending topic".

We play it like a local TAV, right?

(Cetto) Mayor Meluzzo! "Picciriddu"!

Dad? Dad!

How did you grow up! Come here.

How nice to see you again, Melo, our young mayor.

(Apple tree) I'm coming.

Meluzzo, let me introduce you to Petra, basically your new mom.

Pleasure, Melo La Whatever.

- Look, everything has changed, Melo. - Yes, there is a good buzz.

What happened ? Why did they close the road?

A landslide or a collapse? I want to guess: a bomb in front of a shop?

No, the center it is closed to traffic every day.

it's the future, you can't go on with the machines.

Let's go on foot and do we get microfractures?

With bike sharing.

Meluzzo, you want to tell me that no one steals these yellow things?

Someone, dad, at the beginning there were 200.

- And now ? - They'll be about thirty.

- What the fuck are these streets? - Cycle paths.

We did 12 kilometers.

There are yes and no three kilometers of normal roads in the country

and you want 12 cycle paths?

"Shit, shit".

I don't understand, it was here. He's always been here. Where is the circle, Melo?

- It has been closed. - Why did they close it?

Various reasons, but above all because the junta has banned hunting.

- As ? It is forbidden to ban hunting. - Not here, dad.

I told you, it's buzzing.

Where are the friends of the club?

Who is still on the loose he finds himself at the bowling club.

At the bowling alley?

(together) Eh, caini!

(together) Chet!

Come here !

Chet!

Take the chair. So, is everything okay?

Your return is a holy hand.

You can not imagine that they have combined in this country.

Now we have no-vaxes who are against vaccinations,

the no-taxes which are against municipal taxes

and no-pils are against prostitution.

It can't be done like that.

There is even talk to ban chili peppers.

Really ?

Cetto, you must know: in Marina Nuova they didn't do the sewers

because they say they pollute.

Oh well, the sewers are not a problem, we are uphill.

You did not understand, there are no toilets in the houses.

They spent all the money for turnstiles and WiFi.

Every bullshit they read on their phone turn it into a resolution.

Enough, it's obvious. This proves that democracy no longer works.

You understood it too.

At this "purposely", there is news.

Really ?

You remember a princely, elegant type

who wandered around, strolled near my house many years ago?

One up. A few days before my birth.

Do you remember a princely man?

I have no recollection of the fact.

Cetto, maybe your ex-wife Carmen you remember something.

Yes, Carmen. She-she Always had a lot of memory.

Too much memory too.

Look, Cetto, there's a heron.

The heron. I ate it once but it is stringy flesh.

Like the dormouse, you know?

Of course, even with potatoes they get stuck.

They lap up. They lap up.

(BELL)

Good morning, I want to talk to Carmen.

Which nuns do not speak, observe the vow of silence.

Only I am authorized talking to guests.

All right, it means that we'll be speaking in Morse code.

- "Tic-tic". - Yes.

I'm Cetto La Whatever, the husband.

Husband ? Sister Carmen is married to Jesus.

That's the second husband, i am the first.

Hey.

(together) "Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners"

"now and in the hour..."

"You are blessed among women and blessed it is the fruit of your womb, Jesus."

"Saint Mary..."

Just a few minutes, sister Carmen must pray.

All right.

"Hail Mary full of grace, the Lord is with you."

"You are blessed among women and blessed it is the fruit of your womb, Jesus."

"Holy Mary, Mother of God..."

Carmen, I came to see you, are you happy?

Do they treat you well here? How is the ration?

Shall I bring you some pastarelle? A liqueur? A photo story? There's Pino outside, you know?

Listen, out of curiosity, do you remember my father?

Of his offspring?

As of a distinguished man, with sturdy sheets, et cetera?

Do you remember ?

Carmen, but this is difficult.

I'm sorry, I did everything to be a good husband, a good father,

but it's your fault you didn't cooperate, everything is a problem.

We had gotten to such a point that if I went out with another you took it personally.

You were wrong, admit it, Carmen.

You turned me against also our son Melo.

I did everything for that boy, you know?

I even managed to weed it out by that strange shyness of him.

Do you remember the girlfriend, Carmen ?

Dry, without "minne", smooth. Carmen, a tragedy.

A tragedy.

For a moment, sincerely, I feared that he might become rich,

but like a good father I showed him the values.

Well, now Melo is a man, mature, he is mayor of Marina di Sopra.

I showed him the right way, even if he made it cycleable.

I mean, I helped him grow up, but don't thank me, Carmen.

Don't thank me.

Carmen, you can talk. I have no microphones, nobody hears us, really.

Jesus listens to us.

Your husband ? Is he at home?

Shut up. I have endured for years I suck around you.

- Like a saint, in silence. - Not in silence, maybe you don't remember.

You were talking, and how if you were talking! Give a voice!

Shut up !

Yes.

You brought your bitches in my house, in my bed.

With me inside!

I apologize, I didn't think it was a problem.

Excuse me if everything is a problem.

You made my son Melo go in jail instead of you!

Everything OK ?

You shut up !

Wetsuit.

Cetto, I curse you.

I pray everyday that the devil come and get you and take you to hell

and you live damned in the depths of hell.

I'll go there later, yes,

but you don't remember anything at all of my noble father?

No ! But I remember your mother.

That big bitch! Because you are the son of a "whore"!

Son of a "whore"!

Cuckold!

Bastard! Son of a "whore"!

Carmen is praying out loud.

- Did he remember anything about your father? -No, but he remembered my mother well.

(Carmen) Son of a "whore"!

(Pino) ​​Yes you hear, and well.

Look, aunt, there's something that stinks me.

It doesn't come back to me from the story you told me.

If I'm the prince's son, for "example",

because I don't bear his surname, a noble name, a title?

How can you think

that an heir to the throne can recognize the son of an embroiderer ?

Of course!

Your mother she knocked many times on her door,

but nobody opened them.

Your father never wanted to meet you. Those were dark times, Cetto.

Mean, your mother. She raised you all by herself.

Certain. But of all this what did you tell me is there a proof?

There's something who can tell us "yes, that's it" ?

Wait. Peppina.

See what's there.

Look.

Things ? A magic number? What does it represent?

Your father.

This is my father ?

- Is this the prince? - The prince, "properly".

The prince.

As...

What was it called?

His name was Luigi, Luigi Buffo of Calabria.

He was a Bourbon.

- Shit, a Bourbon. - A Bourbon.

He was a Bourbon.

Long-haired or short-haired Bourbon?

Who the fuck are the Bourbons?

Cetto, Have you ever opened a history book?

We have never even crossed paths.

The Bourbons were the greatest kings throughout southern Italy.

- Many years ago. - Now I get it.

Listen, aunt, about this fairy tale you don't have to know anything about it,

he must not leave this room.

Is it "good"? He was born and died here.

I can trust you, of the priest and the girls?

Mute, "in fact". Mute.

Wetsuit.

"AIl" mutes.

He laughs. always laughing.

(together) Long live the king! Hurray! Long live the king !

Long live the king ! Long live the king!

Majesty.

Hooray, long live the king!

(together) Long live the king!

(together) Long live the king!

(SONG: "REAL MARK" BY GABETTI)

Pino, call the group, I need to elaborate.

All right. Ready ?

(together) Long live the king!

- (Cetto) Did you call the Knights? - (Pino) ​​Yes, they are waiting for us.

What ugly people, let's go.

(Cetto) As a boy they never let me in.

(together) Knights "enough"!

Let's get in before I freak out.

(Invalid) She ran away.

That little question... Settled, dear knight.

Thank you very much, illustrious knight.

"Fetuse".

Knight.

Hey.

(BARK)

The Marquis awaits you, gentlemen. Please.

Marquis, they have arrived.

Please welcome. I was waiting for you.

I am Venanzio Dal Verme, Marquis of Acquabruna and Malaspina.

I'll get straight to the point,

I don't want to steal your precious time.

We have five minutes, two we lost for the surname.

You see, Jet...

The news of the alleged belonging to the branch of the Buffos of Calabria

has created quite a few discontents.

Several knights

they think you are nothing else what a ridiculous upstart.

- That he invented a lineage. - Really ?

But not all here we think alike.

I for example... (MUSIC)

I believe may you be the right weapon

to resolve the age-old question of Bourbon descent.

I see qualities in you which I have never seen in any noble.

A perfect leader and I think you would make a very good king.

And as king, the stolen goods to his monarchy at the time

may come back to you.

I'm talking about immense goods.

All my stuff? Just mine? So she says… Venantius.

- All. - The stuff interests me, yes.

"Anyway", I don't want anymore dealing with politics. Okay ?

There are too many people to agree and I don't want to start over.

Politics is no.

I'm talking about monarchy, not of democracy.

I'm talking about a kingdom.

It means that only you are in charge,

you don't have to put okay nobody just you, "only you".

You could be an absolutist monarch.

Absolutely. Yes.

In short, "in short", I

what they are offering me is to have a crime of my own.

A realm, Jet.

One crime, one realm, it's all the same. To become king, "in short".

I like. It teases me. Yes.

Not everything seems possible to me.

- For example, Potenza is mine? - (together) Yes.

- Naples ? - (together) Yes.

- Ragusa? - (together) Yes.

- Tropea? - (together) Yes.

- "Petele" above and "Petele" below. - (together) Yes.

Sure, I told you everything. All.

Now you can make your living room in Naples and, say, the toilet in Ragusa.

- It's uncomfortable, Pino. - To say.

- Melicucco and Melicucca? - (together) Yes.

Everything, everything, everything.

Biondo, he calls Venanzio and says yes. I need a change of scenery.

This place is not up to my royal height.

Right.

- Tonnara of Palmi? - (together) Yes!

(Arabic Music)

- Milady, please. - "Danke".

Prince.

Welcome to what from today it will be Palazzo Buffo di Calabria.

It will be your home feel at home too.

I thank you, Venantius, for having given us the car and the agricultural outbuilding here.

We needed a home worthy of your rank, prince.

Nice, looks nice.

(THEY PLAY) Oh!

Don't worry, it's part of the ceremonial.

Come, come.

From today this will also be your home. Make yourself comfortable.

Do you want a dressing gown? Slippers velvet ? Some noble music?

No thanks, that's fine for now.

- The slippers. - The slippers? Be good!

- Prince, I'll show you the way. - Here ?

Prince, I took the liberty of collecting some portraits of your ancestors.

Please. Please.

Let's go over there I want to see if there is a library.

(Pino) ​​There is, it is full of books, only of books.

Gentlemen, here we are.

Our adventure begins.

It won't be a walk therefore I ask for your cooperation.

"Indeed" I'm here to collaborate, they are trustworthy people.

I have plans. Surveyor: Minister of Infrastructure.

Thank you.

The accountant doing finance. He knows how to do multiplication by mind.

- Six for seven? - It's 42.

Exceptional.

The Invalid at INPS and recover pensions.

My captain.

Biondo to the thing: "I know more than you, you don't know, but why don't you know,"

"I know all, you know better than me."

- Culture ! - "Appointment".

Pino, "undoubtedly", Foreign Minister.

"My name is Pino. Your name is Cetto."

- "His name is Venantius." -Okay, he understood.

How beautiful!

I present to you my cousin, the Marquise Claire de Faucigny.

She will teach you everything you need to know.

I have the honor to introduce you to Prince Cetto Buffo of Calabria.

For her only Cetto.

Cetto, "c'est très joli".

(Venanzio) The wake up call will take place at dawn with the cannon as per tradition.

will assist you in your morning prayers.

- Oh! - Sorry, prince.

'Oh! - Ah!

It's 5, but in the morning or in the afternoon?

- Let's pray. - Pray it's not 5 in the morning.

- Pray. - Please.

"Shit, shit".

"Our father..."

the P u

(Venantius) The Church and its ceremonials

they are fundamental on the way to the throne.

for the coronation.

Priest. Priest. Floor.

they are very important.

The image that the king gives to his subjects it must be flawless.

Yes, but let me understand: you walk but you don't move?

What a massive bitch.

bitch ? "C'est très joli" !

- The towel. - The...?

The napkin. It lies on the legs, never on the neck. She takes off.

Everyone take it off.

(in French) No! What are you doing?

Nobody puts anything in their mouth

until the prince hasn't started eating.

It seems right to me "therefore" bon appétit.

(Pine) yes g

Slowly.

(softly) The conversation continues in a low tone, without raising your voice.

- "My pleasure, how are you?" - What did you say ? Nobody hears.

You can't hear it. What an effort, shit. What a pain.

Shit!

She likes.

"Très joli".

(Venantius) The culture of weapons, I scepter and sword.

Oh Blondie! Blond!

What are you doing ? He is the master, don't shoot him.

The big glass is for water.

The small glass is for wine.

We start with the cutlery outside and slowly you get there...

Ninth.

Inside of.

Pine...

- Is this a cafe? - No.

It's an oolong from the Jade Mountains, it is a very refined tea.

\ - II E undrinkable, "très joll , isn't there a less oolong coffee?

Attention, this is the lemon, "Ie citron", these are the sugar cubes...

And the bottommost vertically they are the two balls.

If you say that the balls I'm "très joli" I get nervous.

Oh!

Pine tree.

Salute to the right.

(together) Hello.

(Man) Shit.

- Hello, guys. HI. - Hello, Cotto

We can start.

I was finishing up personnel selection.

I would have chosen these three waitresses for your apartments.

They have an experience of over 30 years.

Good, but I would choose the three of them.

The experts put them in the library so I don't cross them.

What's your name, dear?

(Claire) Nope!

She never blows on the broth.

Yes, sorry, but you "abbamba".

"Abbamba", "c'est très joli" !

- (in French) No! What are you doing ? - What did I do ?

The last one who made a slipper here...

- Pierced from side to side. - It's "fine", but what a shitty life.

- Pine. - Jet.

Breathe.

- Breathe, Pino. - Now I breathe.

- One two three four. - Breath.

Never, and I mean never, does he put it in his mouth...

The toothpick.

Oh! Enough ! Enough of these trumpets!

You have broken your sacred balls!

Pino, is that a book? Do I need to worry ?

No, Pino is getting passionate to the history of the Bourbons.

A crazy earthquake, Getto.

Practically if it wasn't this Cavour's fault,

at this point you ruled the world.

I knock, I knock again, I smooth and I knock. Force.

Prince.

Princes play Burraco, not at Tre sette with beer and soda.

Remove the glasses.

Sure, you're applying to become king of the Two Sicilies.

Sicily is already "too much" one.

King of the Two Calabrias, I will not compromise on this.

Cetto I Funny king of the Two Calabrias, okay?

King of the Two Calabrias. "C'est très joli, non"?

"Always" "très joli" ! "If I knew you spoke so badly..."

This is another issue to address.

The syntax, the consecutive.

It is said: "If I had known what guy would cheat on me..."

I shot him in the belly. Right ? The sequence is that.

With every betrayal follows a "consecutio".

- Right, Venantius? Pine tree ? - Right.

No, sorry. "Therefore": long live the monarchy, fuck Cavour!

(TRUMPETS)

(Butler) The Marquis and the Marquise Wurstelberger of Holstein.

Pleasure.

The Proconsul of Slovenia Fario Fumagalli and daughter Princess Iridea.

- Hello, Iris. - Honored.

The accounts of Grottamelata.

- Are they all nobles? - Everyone.

- Pleasure. - Pleasure.

Maria Pallenberg, countess of Sweden, and her brother Ulke.

Hulk, hi.

The Marquises of Frattabaroffie.

Fantastic Four.

Duke Amedeo Suzzu of Freiburg and his friend Gigì.

Hello, "Gi" and hello, "Gi".

The Count of Miramarina and daughter Isabella.

Amazing how many people there are that doesn't do shit.

- Cardinal Alfonso Maria Bandinelli. - Hi Alfonso. He lowers his hands.

Does he smell?

Do you smell?

You did it, the first hen that crows.

You did it.

- Prince. - She made it.

Do you know the Marquis of Cascais Is he a cousin of the Prince of Monte Carlo?

Prince Cetto, has he ever been to Monte Carlo?

No, sea, only sea. The mountain, the mountain disturb me.

Prince, they told me that you have been some years in Germany.

Did you frequent the Gliicksenburgs? The Olsburgs? The Holdsteins?

No, please. I like the hair but not more than 70 euros.

Besides it's a waste, it's not ecological.

What's up ?

Oh.

(Jet) Oh God.

(Pine) Stronger. Stronger, Cetto.

(Venantius) Prince.

(Pine) Go!

Prince, prince!

Slowly. Slowly.

Listen, my curiosity, Has anyone here ever worked?

"Purely" half a day, half an hour ?

Nothing ?

I respect you.

Well. We resume tonight the path of an interrupted story.

Let's make a toast: to the monarchy and to the rediscovered Prince Buffo of Calabria.

No, I do.

So: long live the monarchy and fuck Cavour!

(together) Fuck Cavour!

(Venantius) All of Europe is in turmoil, her weakness will be our strength.

Royals from all over the continent they just wait for the right moment

and we are ready for a new Restoration.

I note, however, to the brothers present here

that the Italian throne it doesn't even exist on paper.

You have not reigned since 1860,

why the Italians Should they follow you on this adventure?

Why the Italians they drink any bullshit, always.

Just promise the impossible and sell it as guaranteed.

For "example", you tell him: "Less taxes."

They clap and you raise them for them.

"Enough corruption."

You bribe them with a bribe and they vote for you.

You say, "More fur for everyone." You fuck and they "beat it".

And they vote for you. (THEY LAUGH)

You see, I love Italians.

I am a herd following the dog and I bark very well.

- Like a dog. - "Bau Bau".

- Like a cat. - "Meow meow".

- The flamingo. -"Bohfl

Do you see? We are also predisposed to have fun.

The Italians have lost "oramente" trust in politics

in the economy, in democracy.

And we offer them the monarchy.

"In short", we are the right bullshit at the right time.

Amen.

Amen.

It's an infinite joy, I feel like Sissi.

- Sissi? Sissi who? - Sissi the princess, you know?

Sissi of Austria, come on. She was Bavarian like me, you know?

You want to be my Franz Joseph Of Habsburg and Lorraine?

Can I call you Franz ?

No.

"now" you have to say "yeah yeah" to me, though.

Come here, Petruzza, let's unite empires.

Have you ever done that with a prince? There is also a "canopy" bed.

- Canopy. - It depends on your point of view.

Come here and repeat: "Yes yes."

(Ìns' . "YES Yes' yes."

- Yes. - Yes.

What are you doing ? Do you pay me? I'm your wife.

Sorry, the habit. Excuse me.

(PHONE RINGS)

(in German) Hello ? Oh, Petra.

(in German) Cetto will be king of the kingdom of the two Calabrias!

(in German) And maybe there will be a wedding!

(in German) Listen to this.

(in German) Petra says that Cetto he will be king of the two Calabrias!

What are they laughing at?

Tell him to pass me Bowl, "rather". They laugh.

(in German) Pass me Gunhilde...

(in German) Sure!

(in German) Well, now talk to dad.

Hello, Bowl? Dad's love.

(GUNHILD CRYING INTO THE PHONE)

This thing is not possible. She cries. If she mourns me on the kingdom it brings bad luck.

Can they still keep it for 20 or 25 years? Then I'll pick it up.

She cries.

(in German) Mum ... Gunhild how is she?

(in German) And dad?

"Fuck, fuck", he likes the "little ones". She takes them.

She laughs and Ciottola cries.

Fuck you.

Jet .

I've waited long enough to face question, but I have to tell you.

Beautiful Petra she cannot be your queen.

No ? Who says that ?

We need a wedding that leads us to alliances.

Our kingdom is born weak. A solution can be found for Petra.

- You can keep her as a concubine. - Concubine?

In short, a lover.

In this regard, the Marquis of Cascais he has a cousin, the Infanta of Portugal.

Luckily she is not married yet. She is a very sensitive woman.

No, sensitivity offends me, Truly. Other flaws?

Cetto, listen to me.

Marry the Infanta of Portugal and keep Petra as her favourite.

\ And the best solution, believe me.

She's there, see?

Let's sort this out.

Alright.

Hi, Petra. Look at those beautiful roses. Listen, Petruzza, I have to tell you two things.

A beautiful and a less beautiful, but not very bad.

- There's a little problem. Small. - Which ? What's the problem ?

It all seems so perfect to me. Look, My parents also arrived.

. "PrinzeS5Γ"' . "Hallo"-

They left the baby with the nanny for a few days.

(in German) Left, right.

Before the coronation there will also be the wedding, right?

When were you thinking of telling me?

Your parents have also arrived, so lucky. All of us are here.

I have to tell you some news, some nonsense. You can't be queen.

For the rest you can do what you want. Here we are, that was it.

- This one. This was. - What are you talking about ?

Petra, understand me. Being king is a mess.

I was told I need of a relative to strengthen the family.

"Indeed", for this very reason, I will marry the Infanta of Portugal.

But you stay with me, I just stuck.

Don't thank me, Petra. Do not thank me.

You're joking, right ?

Cetto, do you want to repudiate me?

When ever? You do not see? I am an enlightened ruler.

I keep you as a concubine.

This story is crazy.

My parents came here for my wedding!

- You don't know what you're doing to me! - Petra, don't be like that.

I know Princess Sissi she was murdered.

Pino told me that he inquired.

"Between the other way" I don't even know whether this infanta is edible.

You are putting yourself against the wrong person,

I don't make myself a nun, I'm going to war with you, understand?

Are you invading me with your parents?

Don't be difficult. Let's make love, not war.

"Nein", don't touch me. I'm leaving, but I'll be back. It does not end here.

Think about it, I'll leave you a set of keys.

Petra! You'd be the king's favorite! A great role!

Petra!

How spoiled you are!

(THEY SPEAK GERMAN)

She took it badly, she's sorry. I was growing fond of Petra.

My mistake.

It is comprensible, she was already with you for four years.

\ Ah, love! It's wonderful and cruel.

Oh well, then you sit down and drink it.

Cetto, trust me, we will solve this too. But there's another problem.

- Such a problem ? - Big.

Here we are, where is the problem?

Let me introduce myself.

Ferdinand Buffo of Calabria.

Grandson of Prince Louis and only true heir to the throne.

- Is that all? - This was there.

His antics lasted far too long.

Retire to Germany and continue with your trades,

unless they arrest him at the border.

(THEY LAUGH)

The throne is no match for him.

The son of an embroiderer he will never be king.

Never while I'm alive.

We'll fix this right away.

Venantius, aren't you saying anything?

You, Mr. La Whatever, he invented a lineage

playing with the good name of the Bourbons.

Go away with her acolytes, you are not welcome here.

We leave.

But the kingdom is mine and not yours, Nando, and I throw you in a dark jail

with lifers who fall in love easily

and with a desire for tenderness.

You have declared war to the wrong people.

The die is cast.

Laugh, laugh, we'll do the math later.

Pine, Pine. "The die is cast." What threat is it?

The threat is: "We'll kick you in the belly."

The dice. They play cards. Let's stay focused, Pino.

All right.

Wait. Jet, wait.

I understand this matter of Ferdinand may pose a problem.

Problem ? I'm not committed to just one problem.

Getto, we're still 'm game.

You have to prove to be the real prince.

To do this you will need to undergo an examination.

Find traces of your father and compare them to your DNA.

I have a friend in the hospital which could give you the definitive answer.

"Therefore" if I do this test and I prove that I'm Buffo di Calabria

I become king, right?

Scenarios of glory would open up.

Amen.

"Shit, shit".

The rooms we have just seen they were maids,

they lived there four, five, six, seven girls.

It seems that the prince often he reached them at night.

Go on.

This, my lords, it is the room of the good Jesus.

In this drawer the prince kept a large amount of cash.

To pay the messer, gardener, coachman, bugler.

(softly) The concubines.

- Cetto, it was your father for sure. - (Guide) Shh.

Go on.

Into this room, come, the prince lay with his wife.

Through this secret door in the wall,

the prince went out at night to reach the many mistresses of him.

As you can see next to the bed there is still the toilet

with above hair net, comb

and the brush with which the prince he had himself brushed every evening.

Go on.

Well, follow me.

Now let's go to the room... No, in the library.

Please.

- Evening. - Evening.

Evening.

(softly) Come, Pino.

Burglary and theft. Many memories.

It is true. Seems like yesterday. How long has it been though?

Three months, Pino. We can not complain, we had fun.

Here it is, Pine.

Look, Cetto, there's a hair on the coat. It could be your father's.

It appears to you that the prince sang with the Country Cousins ​​?

- I do not believe. - That's a woman's hat.

Why to the prince liked the "pilu", and how!

- The brush, did you bring the copy? - Of course.

Come on, here.

- Yellow? - Yellow.

- A yellow plastic brush. - Yes.

No one will notice the replacement.

Might as well have left an electric razor or a curling iron.

Good morning.

Let the polymerase chain reaction

that the length polymorphism of restriction fragments

they gave a positive result.

All clear. Yes, thank you, doctor.

Come here.

Excuse me.

I understood almost everything, he didn't.

He explains it simply like he's a problem child?

The DNA sample of the hair coincides with that of his blood.

In all likelihood belongs to his father.

(SPANISH ROYAL MARCH)

Majesty.

Come on.

All right, Pine. Come on. Pine tree.

Pine tree.

Pino, enough now, it's fine.

- Pine tree! - The knees.

The menisci they ate all the cartilage.

Very quietly.

Very quietly.

Wait, I'll help you.

- On. - Very quietly.

Madonna, the knees. Thank you.

Thank you, Your Majesty.

Come on, let's go, come on.

Pine tree.

"Rote Fox", the red fox.

Right. Well done, Pino.

Good morning.

Here we are.

- Prince. - Good morning.

Here we are. Good morning. Blond. Here we are.

Gentlemen, friends.

You are all politicians here with a prestigious past,

but now the wind has changed and it blows in our favor.

In this country, "in short",

democracy can no longer guarantee anything.

A king yes.

Are you talking about monarchy? Seems like a really risky step to me.

Listen, "risky", they cut your annuities, right?

Yes.

No one can guarantee you re-nomination at the end of the mandate

and governments jump like "curriate" frogs, is that right or not?

You will never retire

and you are forced to to present receipts

when you host a party to one of your sympathizers, right?

- Right, very right. - Good boy.

"In short", i am the future. "The Futures".

You just have to switch to vote for monarchy. You and all your affiliates.

"Poimente", you will all have a large estate, big or small, but all yours.

You just have to pass as a deputy a vassal, but what the fuck does it change you?

- Let me ask you a question. - I have to go, they call me.

From deputy to vassal, what the fuck changes? "Shit, shit".

Hello, "jumbled". Hi everyone.

Hello, Blondie. Bye bye. HI.

Gentlemen, the buffet is open.

Rest.

Go Go.

(Man) Go, Pino!

Come on, take one.

Go, Pine!

(Arabic Music)

Go, Cetto!

- Tell him. - Now we tell him, calmly.

- It takes delicacy. - I don't, do you think about it?

Here he is, he has arrived.

Oh mama, what a beautiful figure you have made!

- Jet. - what's up?

- The Infanta is here. -She Has she arrived?

- Yes. - Truly ?

Yes, she has arrived. -Like her?

Polite. Sensitive, reserved. A woman of the house and the Church.

So a nice piece of daughter.

There is to dig, just barely.

-What is she? - Successful joke. Good job, everyone.

You are all good.

Successful joke, well done.

- Prince. - What's up ?

Let's not create embarrassments, it's a facade marriage.

Yes, but the facade is mine and I put it before the country.

This is a big sacrifice.

Jet. Jet. Sorry.

you are the king, first you marry her and then you divorce her.

Then you choose the favorite you prefer, even two or three.

Pino is right, let's do this, Prince.

When we come back from the trip you marry the infanta of Portugal,

then in case stop dating her.

Yes, but for life. I'll live on one side, her on the other and we'll forget.

- Well done everyone, congratulations. - Smile, prince.

Yes, smile. Bye bye.

I greet you.

(Venantius) Now let's think at the hearing in the Vatican.

(MUSIC: "I LIE" BY THE CROSSING AND DAVID LANG)

(Cardinal) I will personally celebrate the wedding

and I will work to find the basilica.

Threatening rain?

I don't know, I don't think so.

The other thing you asked me it is very complicated.

Most recently the Holy Father he doesn't trust our advice, let's say.

If His Holiness would agree to celebrate personally the coronation ceremony

we will be very honored and we will take great note of it.

Cardinal, can I call you Alfonso?

As you know, I am a fervent Catholic.

"Thickly" I honored some of the Commandments. Maybe not all.

I am baptized, "communicated" and married in church several times.

Do you think my wife she is so devout that she became a nun.

Just to say this.

I promise I will keep all Church property,

we will eliminate the taxes

and we will make the religion Catholic the only religion of the kingdom.

Va .. hg“ ì?

But then, if I may allow myself, I vomit a confidence.

Tell the Pope I'm a big fan, I also follow on the road.

Great elegance the Pope. As he wears the White...! There is none for anyone.

I tried, but it crashes. He slams me.

- Yes ? - "Cazzu, cazzu", yes.

(BELLS)

(MUSIC: "REQUIEM: LIBERA ME" BY VERDI)

- As ? Like today? - Same as before, just a little more veiled.

But veiled is less noticeable. A little less.

Listen, have you clarified with the cardinal? If he says "do you want to kiss the bride," you shoot.

(Pino) ​​Reduced formula, only two minutes.

Yes, but if by forgetfulness says "can you kiss the bride"

you organize the spill, okay?

- (Throw) Escape, shooting. - (Pino) ​​Yes

"Bon Jour".

At the right time The Invalid will have the engine running.

For ever and ever and so be it. Amen.

Brothers, we are gathered here to celebrate the wedding

between Prince Cetto Buffo of Calabria and the infanta of Portugal Catarina...

Isabella, Dulcinea, Manuela, Dolores,

Rosalind, Maria Pia, Elisabetta, Maria Jole...

Tell him another name.

Lucretia, Antonia...

- Enough. - Alright.

- Little Princess Dos Olivares, okay? - Yes.

Then she wants Prince Buffo of Calabria,

to marry the present here Princess Dos Olivares?

(whisper) Only if the alternative is 41 bis.

It was not understood.

- BIS. It's "fine". - I take that as a yes.

Oh well, and she, Infanta Dos Olivares, Catarina,

Isabella, Jacinta, Manuela, Dolores,

Lucrezia Maria Giuseppina...

Please!

I've got the kingdom parked outside with double arrows, we tighten.

We want to hear the bride's answer?

She is "fine".

Yes, I want.

Oh! What an effort, finally! Alfonso, say hello to me. HI.

HI.

Prince, where are you going?

Never slept on their wedding night with a wife. Traditionally.

Now I have an institutional commitment, I have to choose the ladies-in-waiting.

HI.

Quick, the doves.

Come on, shoot!

(BELLS)

They killed the bird.

Lucy, right.

She-She Goes for it. - "Undoubtedly".

She-she Has two degrees. - Yes I see it.

In front, and behind also a master.

Surely. Assumed.

- Number 45, are you...? - I'm Svetlana.

Like my first wife. She speaks three languages.

For emergencies even four, I feel. Assumed.

- Darling, are you...? - Michaela.

Micaela.

Assumed.

- Numbers 21, you? - Gladness.

Joy.

Georgia.

What do we tell them?

- Number 18? - Odris.

Odris.

- You have to go right. - (Pino) ​​All to the right.

To the right. To the right. Never stop.

- Marika. - (together) Marika, yes!

To the right !

Number 28. Number 32.

- Christmas. - The party.

- The 30th... 31st... 19th. - Yes. To the right.

- The 29. - To the right.

- To the right. - Bingo.

A world of "pilu". What do you want to understand with this face?

Let it go.

But I'm almost fifty, we cannot assume all of them.

They are too many.

She's doing "fine", girls.

You all passed the turn,

but we still face another selection.

(together) No!

Next round: bow, Iap dance and mud wrestling.

"Ius primae noctis".

It is a law that would give you the right

to spend their wedding night with the wives of your subjects.

Practically with all the ones you like.

Nice I like it. Write now, it's law. To be promulgated "immediately".

Listen to this one instead.

"Some mornings the sovereign will be able to receive the guests of him even in the bathroom, "

"hence Cabinet meetings."

In practice, the people paid the king to see him go to the bathroom.

No, cancel, Pino. Clear.

Me when I'm in the bathroom I don't want subjects between the balls.

Now drop the book and we go to the wedding.

Enough with this brush, I look like a maritime pine.

Let's go to the party.

(MUSIC, SCREAMS OF ENTHUSIASM)

(together) Chet! Chet! Chet!

(SONG: "TRUE LOVE" OF WAR AND ALBANIAN)

you will feel happy

and there is no recreation, no

stretch them a hundred

(together) yes g

(Together) it's only paid

and there is no diversion

"Shit, shit."

- (Tobias, telephone) "Hallo, Cetto" ? - I hear you disturbed.

What happened ?

against La Whatever Melo.

Who is Melo? Maybe your middle name?

No, that's my son's name, Melo.

I recently named pizza places in his name for safety.

Suppose a complaint arrives.

Sentb Do I really want to capture dead or alive?

- Oh well. It's "fine", bye.

You are welcome, Your Excellency.

- Can I bring you a nice cup of coffee? - Two, one a little sugar.

Dad. What a nice surprise.

Sit down. You have news?

Nothing, I just really want to to see my son, the heir to the throne.

There would be a small note. Bullshit.

Which ?

There's a warrant for his arrest to you.

No ! I knew it, dad. I expected. It's for the resolution against electric poles.

Electromagnetic waves burn you the spine, I had to block them.

You wanted to remove electricity too?

What's on your mind? Baked bread?

"anyway" it is not for the posts, for the resolution.

The warrant comes from Germany,

you are under investigation for irregularities in your pizzerias.

You registered me your pizzerias in Germany ?

Don't thank me.

A father puts his activities into his son's name

and for a small arrest warrant this son does not thank?

That's okay. It's a sign of the times.

- Dad, you set me up again. - Melo, what do you want it to be?

Yes and no two months in prison, "fuck the fuck". One year at most.

You don't want to do a small sacrifice for your father?

No, dad! No!

- Melo, you're changing, you're letting me down. - Fuck you, dad!

Apple tree!

Fuck you too.

Sorry, my fault.

The phones no longer ring.

- They kicked me out of chats. - Melo, Melo.

The junta demanded my resignation.

They said, "We don't want to a fugitive as mayor."

Melo, you made so many mistakes,

just having a chat is not enough to do politics.

Dad, you don't understand. Politics has changed.

Nothing ever changes. It seems to change, but it doesn't.

What did I tell you ? If you are in trouble, take it out on the niggers.

It always works. Are there no blacks in Marina?

Seven or eight there were, but they are gone.

You had to hold them tightly and threaten to kick them out, easy.

You destroyed a dream.

Apple tree.

You and I can do great things.

Big, big things, but you have to trust me.

- Is it always "oolong coffee" ? - It's good, yes.

The moment has come to let the Italians know

that we are changing the course of history.

I think you need to talk to the nation, Cetto.

I was thinking about the network, the internet.

You say ? I don't mean it of these things, the internet and computers.

I actually found the right person for a social media campaign.

- He's a great expert. - Who is this expert?

Come in, dear.

- And he. - We see.

Apple tree.

You are here ?

- Are you with me, then? - Yes, dad.

HERE YOU ARE.

Let's make your kingdom and we smash everything.

"Shit shit"!

'M ' K unì“ ìu“ 'i!

Cod!

You know the tricks!

In a few hours your profile had thousands of subscriptions!

In the South, in the North, everywhere! There are many Iikes!

I have many likes, how nice. Pino, I have many Ikes.

Likes, likes.

Now that I have all these Iikes Where can I lock him up, Melo?

We are on the main home pages of national newspapers.

It's a good sign, they fear you.

Yes, but here it says: "Italians are unpredictable,"

"but this farce they won't buy it."

They drank worse.

First I was thinking of one thing.

If we probed directly the opinion of the Italians,

an online vote, a referendum...

Monarchy or republic?

Referendum Monarchy or Republic? Original, bravo Melo.

Show me the dog who plays the piano?

Fun, this is original. So funny.

(softly) Dad.

I had to live a long time away from my country

to understand that Italy is the country I love.

The South in particular.

A land invaded and abused by the Angevins and the Aragonese.

From the French and the Spanish. From the Austrians and the Piedmontese.

In the end by all together.

From Europeans. We have been invaded by Europe.

Gentlemen, that's enough. We need a new crusade and I will lead it.

I will soon be king.

I will be Prince Chetto I Funny of the Two Calabrias,

but today he still is your friend Cetto speaking to you.

Democracy has disappointed

and we have tried many, we tried them all.

Right left, above, below, beside.

With democracy with slightly overlapping legs,

sandwich pluralism with the republic in the middle,

the broad understandings by surprise with parliament taken from behind.

Pilings with opposing political forces.

"Grouping" with free movement, Eurosceptics and vegetarians.

Then we tried to merge "generally" both sexes,

no-tax, no-global, "nonsense".

It never fucking worked.

Gentlemen, today we can go back to the monarchy,

with Cetto I Buffo prince of the Two Calabrias,

your servant and your ruler.

Stay with me and you will see some good ones.

I'll hide the bad ones from you, I will select the passable ones for you,

and now, gentlemen, trust me, let's have a good laugh.

We laugh. Let's laugh!

Long live the king, long live the monarchy. And we keep laughing.

Let's have a good laugh.

Long live the king.

- (Man) Is the number coming out or not? - Shh, shut up.

- There's a little delay. - (Man) Let's wait.

(Apple tree) The data they should be arriving any minute.

- Alright. - (Melo) A moment.

What is it, Venantius? Did he eat you bad news?

I've just known

which the Pope refused to celebrate your coronation.

No.

He's wrong, if he makes war on me I also put the ICI on holy water.

- Is there no way to convince him? - He was adamant.

His spokesman said

that the coronation is nothing else what a folkloric tomfoolery.

"Mon Dieu"!

The Pope would have given the seal of credibility to your kingdom.

Without pope it becomes more complicated.

Unless you do as he did "what" ...

"Thing" who, Pino?

- The one with the triangular hat. - Harlequin?

No, "Thing" Bonaparte. Napoleon.

In 1804 he put the crown on his own head.

As a sign of defiance. Not only, he also crowned his wife ...

Beppina, Pina...

Hand ! Josefina! Josephine! In the cathedral of Notre-Dame!

Well done, Pino.

Consider yourself viceroy already. "Now" let's do it alone, I decided.

Now sorry, "also" the king goes to the bathroom.

Sure, that's right.

Take your time, Cetto.

Constipation problems.

(Melo) We have to wait.

There is a vote in progress.

you must know the truth.

nothing but the truth.

to recover portraits of your ancestors.

(Aunt Nunziata) Your mother she handed over the sheets,

but the prince held her back

to congratulate of the fine work she had done.

that she would cheat on me ...

“ C' est très 30h“.

(Venantius) You have to demonstrate to be the real prince.

belongs to a close relative of him,

in all likelihood belongs to his father.

You are a prince.

To his father.

We laugh. We laugh.

Cetto, the truth is that you are a child of love.

(Cetto) Us today we can go back to the monarchy.

Your servant and ruler.

at the right time.

"Très joli".

(Melo) We won! (They rejoice)

(Melo) 50.4% of Italians he said yes to the monarchy!

Yes, we won!

Yes ! We won!

Dad, we won! We won!

- We made it! - You became king!

We won.

Let's make history in all positions.

(Invalid) Fuck the republic.

(Pino) ​​Fuck you!

What are you doing ? Don't you toast?

- Everything went as you expected. - Yes I've heard.

- I rule and you rule. - I'm happy.

Don't worry, aunt, it'll start soon.

Ciao.

"Good morning".

An unforgettable ceremony.

(CANZONE: "COME CREATOR SPIRIT")

Pino, turn this way.

Bravo, Venanzio, congratulations.

You've put together a nice little theater

to make me believe to be a Buffo from Calabria.

I'm not king yet and you have organized a beautiful conspiracy.

Good boy.

Get out of the car.

Get out of the car.

Sure, I can explain.

On my knees. On your knees!

It's true, I've concocted a plan

to make you believe to be heir to the throne.

You are not the heir to the throne, but you are so much more.

You are the right man

which he can take hold of the reins of this country

in this historical moment.

No nobleman could keep up with you.

People like you

because you are simple, determined, immoral, vulgar.

Everything at the right point.

Yes? Why didn't you tell me "immediately"?

You would not have accepted.

Well done, Venantius, your plan worked.

But I don't care at all I don't give a fuck that I have blue blood.

In fact, I prefer mine. And do you know what else?

I am now king and I like it. "Fuck fuck", I like it.

But I don't know what kings do when someone takes the piss out of her.

- True, sometimes kings have no mercy. - Me neither.

Ilopsll.

In the future I advise against you to fuck with me again,

there are people who for much less he mimes inside a concrete pillar.

The gun is unloaded this time.

Pino, I told you to check the gun ! I had a stroke!

- It was empty. - Pine tree!

- I swear. - My heart is still pounding!

- I tell you it was empty. - Pine tree!

- Crazy things. - I told you to check.

- When you have to download, you have to download. - Of course you could have taken the sheep!

(TRIUMPHAL MARCH)

God gave it to me and woe, "bastasu", to whoever touches it to me.

- Long live the king! - (together) Long live the king!

(together) Long live the king! Long live the king!

Subjects, here is your king.

Today we write a page that will go down in the history books.

Assuming anyone still wants to to read these fucking books.

A scepter roams Europe.

It's the mm'.

I promise quietly and "promisely"

than on my kingdom the sun will always shine.

No more clouds. Enough.

The temperature it will never drop below 20°

and the "minne" never below the third grade.

Maybe the second, but on holidays.

The fawns and "children" will run and they will jump free and proud.

And we freely and proudly we shoot them.

It will be a kingdom of prosperity and "pilu", for me for sure.

Also because a sovereign a diversion from time to time if he can ...

(PETRA SCREAMS IN GERMAN)

(Apple tree) Dad l

- Chet! - Dad !

- Chet! - Dad.

"Holy Mary, mother of God, she prays for us sinners ... "

Jet .

(Woman) They shot the king.

(Man) What did he say? Shut up!

Silence!

(Man) What did he say?

Fuck you!

To everyone.

Fuck everyone!

Dad g

Jet .

Captain, my captain. Fuck you, Cetto!

- Fuck you! - Fuck everyone!

What beautiful words, Cetto.

(SONG: "I AM THE KING" OF WAR AND ALBANIAN)

but sooner or later I will return boundless

history is made by being the first to shoot

The shot was graze luckily slight

better ignorance to live

they laughed at me when I was on the throne

take the king

I will take back the country I love

The Italian people have chosen me

(Cetto)

there really isn't any

I die.

(Cetto)

Actually, not yet.

(Cetto) I will save myself

- (Together) - (Cetto)

- (Together) - (Cetto)

(Together) there is none better in the world

- (Together) - (Cetto)

- (Together) - (Cetto)

(Together) I will save myself

they from the stables I from the suites

because in my realm every havoc is worth

that there really isn't any better around

it's all to change

they will get along well with the monarchy

that the king returns, the only man in command

from Manzanares to the Nile

that will always shine Iu pilu

The Italian people have chosen you

- -

there really isn't any

- (Together) - (Cetto)

- (Together) - (Cetto)

(Together) there is none better in the world

- (Together) - (Cetto)

- (Together) - (Cetto)

(Together) I will save myself

(SPEAK GERMAN)

but the rap has shaken the cuggiuna