Original subtitles

Whoa really?

She's cute as heck!

Why of course.

She's from the Light Dominion after all.

Oinky-doinky oinky-doinky oinky-doinky oinky-doinky oinky-doinky!

What do you think you're doing?

Just consider this a little gift from me.

With any luck it won't be long until you're all grown up.

All grown up?

Dumb darling!

Uh-oh Lum is super pissed off.

Please call me Rupa.

Let go!

What's going on? My electricity is fading...

Stupid Lum.

She can go and get married for all I care.

Horns?

Lum!

What are you doing?!

She's all mine now!

LUM!

Lum...

Howdy!

Special delivery!

This came in the mail dear.

A videotape?

Ello.

It's that guy from before!

I've taken Lum just as promised.

What?!

Preparations for her wedding ceremony with my great grandson

are proceeding without a hitch.

He can't be serious!

Damned swine!

Ya must've kidnapped her!

Chomp!

Lum!

Oh my poor little Lum!

Ow! Knock it off!

Her horns are... missing?

Word is that Lady Lum got abducted!

Time to bash some heads!

Nobody messes with the Oni tribe and gets away with it!

Give 'em a good clobbering men!

What's that up there?

Ello.

What the hell?!

It's the guy who kidnapped Lady Lum!

Enjoy this gift in honor of your daughter's marriage.

Bye my day bye my day

Hikari ni oborete

Bye my day bye my day

Soredemo mada inoru wa darling

(Darling darling dadadarling darling)

(Darling dadadadada)

Aishite o kurikaesu sore dake no hibi ga shiawase to shitta

Aimai na yoru no naka anata no tonari wa azayaka ni mieta

Doushitara ii no?

Doushiyou mo nai kedo

Doushite shimau no?

Donna yoru demo

Itsuka owari ga yattekuru koto

Hajime kara wakatteta

Ah bye my day bye my day

Hikari ni oborete

Bye my day bye my day

Shizuka ni tada inotta

Bye my day bye my day

Owareta sekai de

Bye my day bye my day

Anata o mada omotteiru kara

Nee darling kono te o nigiri kaeshite

Darling namida de fuyakekitte

Saigo made aishite hoshikunatta

Kono sora ga tsuzuku made

Darling darling namae o yobimodoshite

Darling doredake hanaretatte

Soredemo anata ga tsumugu hikari ga

Doushiyou mo naku utsukushikatta kara

Take your seats!

No Moroboshi or Lum today?

It's unusual for them both to be absent.

Well let's start class.

Open your textbooks to page 38.

Moroboshi what're yo—

Here's my directory of all the hot babes in every school.

It includes their phone numbers addresses and lavish photographs.

What are you trying to pull?

I don't want to be left in debt to you.

So I'm offering these as part of a trade.

A trade?

For what?

One spaceship.

Dammit! You know this has to be worth at least that much!

Sorry but I don't have a spare spaceship lying around!

But I'm guessing something happened to Miss Lum!

Hey!

Where's Lum?

Miss Benten! Lady Oyuki!

Darn it you kids! We're in the middle of—

Could you fill us in on what happened?

A guy claiming to be her fiancé...

showed up and took her away?!

Lum's home planet suddenly went radio silent and is totally shut off.

So we came to ask Lum what's going on.

But sounds like things are a mess here too.

You bastard! You just let her get abducted?!

Like hell!

Hold on.

You mentioned this guy was wearing a black cloak and riding with pigs?

Do you know him?!

This is what he looks like.

Ah.

Does he seem familiar to you Oyuki?

I'm fairly certain there was a merchant like that listed somewhere in my trading records...

Jeez you walk around with that thing all the time?

Found him.

Hell yeah!

Let's go pay this jackass a visit!

So exactly who and where is he?

Oh my.

This could be a little problematic.

Aw hell!

These doggone mushrooms just keep growing back

no matter how many we pull out!

And their spores have put all our electrical systems on the fritz!

Bossman!

We got that analysis ya wanted!

About time! Now how do we get rid of 'em?!

It ain't easy.

These are mushrooms from the Dark Dominion.

Are you serious?!

The Dark Dominion?

Yes.

It's in a totally different star system from our own.

One where they have no sun.

I've heard that it's a world of endless darkness.

Darkness...

This implies that she's going to be dragged into the darkness!

And it's no ordinary darkness either!

Lum!

Moroboshi!

Lum! Lum! Lum!

Wait up!

You can't stop me!

Do you even know where you're going?

And how to get there?

Rei dear!

Say "ahhh"!

Ah this is such bliss.

Aw jeez! Who could that be?

H-Hey what's the big idea!

Yo Ran. How's it hanging?

Greetings Ran.

Pardon the intrusion.

What're you morons doing here?!

We gotta borrow your cockpit okay?

Huh?

H-Hold on a minute!

Wh-What's this all about?

Quit talking or you'll bite your tongue!

Lum!

Bloody hell! What was all that business about Oni getting weaker after they lose their horns?!

Lay one finger on Lum and I'll make toast outta ya!

You better hurry and take me back to my darling or else!

Please stop!

What the friggin' hell you guys!

Why should I go and save Lum's sorry ass?!

Are you saying you don't care what happens to her?!

Lum...

All this stupid crap about Lum went and ruined Rei's appetite dammit!

I'm sorry Ran baby.

I hate having to drag you into this.

But after we make it back safely...

I'll take you on a hot date. Okay cutie-pie?

Moroboshi you bastard!

Are you really worried about Miss Lum or not?!

Hey Oyuki. Have you found a course to take us to the Dark Dominion?

"Delve into the shadows and perform a warp jump."

Apparently.

What shadows?

The closest point from here is...

the Moon.

What's with that ship?!

Oh yikes we're awfully close.

That's a friggin' understatement!

We're gonna crash!

S-So bright!

What's going on?!

Blimey! Master Rupa!

There's a kerfuffle down at the airport!

The airport?

Cripes! Does that mean intruders?

It's very possible we just got a ship full of unwanted blokes

coming to try and take Lady Lum back!

Whoa they're makin' a fuss about something.

It's because my darling is here to save me!

Ya think that dumdum really has enough guts to try?

This is our chance to escape!

Lady Lum! You must get into your wedding dress immediately!

Lady Lum? Where are you?

Now we're free!

You really should give it a rest Lum.

There's no escape for you.

Now play nice and come along to the wedding ceremony with me.

Bloody Oni girl! We're finished going easy on you!

Lord Rupa is the top hog on this planet you know!

Quit manhandling my wife you daft clods!

Lum. Take a gander over there.

That's Ran's spaceship!

We captured it at the airport.

Huh?!

How could you let them take my friggin' spaceship!

You can't blame us for an unforeseen accident.

Hey! You better put a sock in it!

It's my friends!

But I don't see my darling anywhere...

Bente—

Don't even start!

Nobody's coming to rescue you hear me?

Sorry if I'm stating the obvious Master Rupa

but isn't that Lady Karula's ship?

B-B-B-Blimey!

Start the ceremony right away!

Righto. I think that would be the smartest move.

Yeesh the dark side of the Moon was connected to a pond?

That makes no freakin' sense.

Oy.

Way to throw a spanner in the works you twat.

Now my ship is a bloody mess.

Hey. Murdering someone that you just met is bad manners.

Quit your yakking and sign this marriage registration right quick!

Oh shucks! I didn't realize you were a girl!

Awesome!

Sorry marriage isn't an option for me right now.

But I can... make out with you!

You daft bastard.

It's not a real marriage it's only for show!

I just need you to sign it so that I can interrupt a wedding ceremony

and prevent my man from getting married!

Enough! Simmer down!

Stay away from me!

Ow!

Master Rupa your bride is finally ready for the ceremony.

Excellent.

She's the most beautiful bride in the entire world!

If I may Master Rupa...

This Oni girl has been such a handful

there's no doubt she'll raise hell at the ceremony too.

No need to worry about that.

Great Grandfather!

Master Upa!

Wh-What the heck is this?!

That was a copyshroom.

If you throw a wobbly we'll just use this stand-in

to proceed with the ceremony instead poppet.

You must be out of your mind!

Hey mates. You hear that Lady Karula came back from her holiday?

Well that doesn't bode well for the wedding.

Things are going to get chaotic.

Hmph! I knew there'd be guards posted all over the place.

Isn't there a side entrance we can use?

That's what this marriage registration is for.

We can use it to stroll right in through the main entrance.

Rupa that daft bastard.

He was already in a relationship with me!

There's no bloody way that I'm going to stand by and let him marry some harlot!

I'll have both of their guts for garters when I'm done!

Oh? So today's the wedding huh?

Yep. And they already hauled Lum off to the venue.

Then we have to hurry and rescue her as soon as possible!

Well damn. It's pretty weird that Lum just rolled over and let 'em do it.

Here Rei! Say "ahh"!

What're the odds that she just got sick of Moroboshi?

That does seem very plausible.

Nah Lum's horns fell out.

Oh dear that's not good.

What happens when her horns fall out?

She loses all of her powers.

Hey you knob heads! Don't forget you're prisoners here!

A'ight. Time to get moving!

You need an invitation from Master Rupa to enter!

Turn around and get lost!

We're here to have our own wedding ceremony.

Here's out marriage registration.

Hey! Aren't you Lady Karula?

Lady Karula?!

Damn. So much for my disguise.

No sense trying to hide now!

What's going on?!

M-Master Rupa!

It's Lady Karula she—

Rupa! There you are!

Lum! We're getting out of here!

Darling!

Karula?!

Darling!

You stay put Lum!

So we finally meet!

You're the stupid harlot who tried to steal Rupa from me!

Lum!

Tickle.

What the bloody hell!

Hide yourself away in here.

Let me out!

Great Grandfather! I need the stand-in!

Righto. Just stick to the script okay?

As you wish.

Karula!

You need to bugger off!

The two of us are in love with each other!

That's a load of crap! You're nothing but a kidnapper!

Come on Lum! We're going home!

Get serious Lum.

This is goodbye.

I'm getting married to Rupa.

You need to cut it out with the jokes.

Or you'll make me mad.

I went to a lot of trouble to come here for you!

Rupa! You're being conned by that harlot!

Oh put a sock in it!

And bugger off! We're in the middle of our vows!

Yeah!

Lum.

Why I oughta...!

If I just had my horns getting out of here would be a piece of cake!

I need my horns back!

Rupa! Have you been leading me on this whole time?!

You said you had feelings for me!

Oh come on!

That was back when we were kids!

And you forced me into it!

Do you like me? Because you better.

So you were lying?!

Yeah obviously!

Because the truth is that I hate you from the bottom of my heart!

Wh-Wh-Wh-What're you glaring at me for?

K-Karula?

Okay. I see how it is.

I'm just going to kill you now.

AND THEN I'LL DIE TOO!

What the heck is going on up there?

Whoa!

Darling!

Back off!

What's the matter darling?

Shut up! You backstabber!

I never want to see your face again!

Huh?

We're through!

Darling...?

It won't change anything even if she chases after me.

Get back here!

Darling!

No way in hell!

Don't shoot me! I have nothing to do with this!

Rupa! You're dead bloody meat!

Darling! Wait up!

"Backstabber"?

What happened while I was trapped?!

Can't you make it go a little faster?

I'm pushing it to the max!

But we're way over the weight limit!

Nurui kaze ga soyogu iki o tsugu

Sotto kubisuji o nadete kieru

Shimetta mado no kaben

Ameagari no kasa

Kimi wa nabiku kami o tsumu

Sutto kyoushitsu no naka e kieru

Tomatta hari no tokei

Houkago no sora

Kokoro ga mitai no kotoba wa ii no

Kimi no me ga boku ni tou

Sono kotae o zutto kimi ni ienai

Haru ni mata hana ga chitte sakura ga chitte

Kimi ga matataki no sukima ni tatte

Sukoshi waratte sore ga kirei de

Nandaka kowainda

Kono mama kaze ni nabiite kimi to odotte

Tsuki made aruite machi o miyokka

Soshitara kitto

Soshitara kitto

Wasurerareru kara

Eien datoshitemo saigo no koi deshita

Mado no oku de ima mo kimi ga haru no magai

Well guess what?

I HATE YOUR GUTS!

Gift

WHACK!

Account Book

Rupa's Castle

Airport

(Glowing Pond)

Wedding Venue

The Shadescraper

Meanwhile the rescue

team was en route...

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