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Hi there poppet.

Tell me.

Are you the daughter of the family who lives there?

Sure am!

So they finally gave birth to a girl did they?

Hey mister. Who are you?

You'll be seeing me again when you're older poppet.

When I come to make a bride out of you.

Just wait poppet. I'll be back for sure.

Hey!

O-Oh it was just a nightmare.

Thank heavens.

What's wrong Mr. Onsen?

You gotta be kidding me.

That nightmare must have been really frightening.

You poor thing.

Q-Quit interrupting class...

Shut up! Have some consideration for Miss Lum!

You heartless jerk!

Bye my day bye bye day

Drowning in the light

Bye my day bye bye day

But I will still pray my darling

(Darling darling dadadarling darling)

(Darling dadadadada)

I realized those days of repeatedly wanting your love were my happiness

Amidst the uncertain future being by your side seemed the most vibrant

What should I do?

Although there's nothing I can do

What's going to happen?

On any night

The end is bound to come eventually

I've known that since the beginning

Ah bye my day bye bye day

Drowning in the light

Bye my day bye bye day

All I did was pray quietly

Bye my day bye bye day

Driven out of the world

Bye my day bye bye day

All my feelings still lie with you

Hey darling squeeze my hand back

Darling you blubbering mess of tears

I want you to love me until the end

For as far as this universe goes

Darling darling beckon me back with my name

Darling no matter how far apart we were

It didn't matter because the light you produced

Was always impossibly beautiful

There was some creep dressed all in black

who was trying to abduct me into the darkness.

I was really scared!

Good thing it was just a nightmare.

Right darling?

Hey cutie!

Gimme your digits and address!

Bleh!

Seriously?! You better fix that attitude mister!

Darn it!

It's because you always pull this crap that I end up having nightmares darling!

Like I care!

Hey! That's enough!

Don't cause trouble for the people who live around here.

Miss Sakura! It's no trouble at all!

I would be more than happy to go on a date with you.

Are your ears broken or what?!

Darling!

Crud! Crud!

Stop! Get back here!

Yeesh I just can't with those two.

The strap broke...

Unbelievable these sandals were brand new.

That's an ominous sign.

Aw jeez what's your problem?

I could ask you the same!

Dumb darling!

Even when I'm distressed all he does is cheat!

He spends every damn day chasing after other girls!

Hey Lum. Ya get into a fight with that dumdum again?

I really wish he'd cut it out!

It's not like I want to constantly yell and be angry.

She should just break up with him already.

But what choice do I have when all he does is cheat cheat cheat?!

Lum sweetie! Long time no see!

Hey Dad! What's going on?

Getta load of this!

Yer great grandpappy's finally been uncovered after 20 long years!

Huh? What does that mean?

Well we were keepin' yer great grandpappy in cold sleep at our house

but the last time we moved...

Hey bossman! You want us to pack this up too?

Yep! Everything and anything!

So then the movers kinda put him somewhere...

And you didn't know where he was until now?

That about sums it up.

Talk about being careless.

Anywho that's the deal.

Now he's interested in meeting his great grandkid

so come on home wouldja?

Sure!

I'm on the way!

What's the matter Sakura?

I've got a bad feeling that I just can't seem to shake.

Is that why you're not hungry?

I suppose.

Then I'll just...

I'm sensing something I can't explain.

And it doesn't compare to anything that I've felt before.

This is bothering me too much! Uncle please come with me!

Wait I'm still eating!

Shucks.

I've never known Sakura to leave food behind...

I'm pretty sure we had a crystal ball somewhere.

Let's use that to divine the future.

It feels like something heavy is weighing down on me...

What's causing it?

Why'd you do that all of a sudden?

You tell me first.

All right. Time for the divination.

Mozzarella cheese tomato sauce margherita

triple size topping garlic salami onion cheese

and extra black pepper...

Now it's time to divulge everything that you know.

Go on! Spill it! Hurry up!

You better not brush me off!

I don't know jack.

You're not the one I'm trying to ask dammit!

Something's happening.

What's that supposed to be?

A brush. It's "brushing" you off.

Okay now you're asking for it...

Fine.

You don't get to make demands here jackass!

It's pitch black.

Darkness...

Lum?

Oh no!

This implies that she's going to be dragged into the darkness!

Listen up.

That's no ordinary darkness.

Make sure Lum stays away from anywhere dark.

Whatta load of crap.

There was some creep dressed all in black

who was trying to abduct me into the darkness.

Welcome home Ataru.

Hey Mom. Where's Lum?

Not sure.

Lum's paying a visit to her home planet.

Oh yeah?

And when is she coming back?

Ya pissed her off again today didn'tcha?

Maybe she's never coming back.

That's stupid.

She'll come back when she feels like it just like always.

What kinda reaction was that? Lame.

Well Grandpappy.

Lum'll be here to visit with ya real soon.

How exciting!

Gosh I'm getting nervous.

It's yer first time meeting each other after all!

He must be quite the strapping young lad!

Lum's a girl Grandpappy.

Oh is that so?

A girl you say?

Oh no! Not a girl!

What's the matter Grandpappy?!

You're driving me nuts.

Quit bouncing around like that.

But I can't stop.

Don't blame me when you fall into a hole.

Help me stop darling.

Darling! Come on!

Darling! Darling!

Darling!

Lum?

Lum!

LUUUUM!

Ow!

So dumb.

It's nothing but a dream. Right?

What's the problem with Lum being a girl Grandpappy?

It's an absolute disaster!

We can't understand ya through all that sobbin'.

Hey everybody! I'm here!

Welcome home Lum.

And who might you be?

I'm Lum!

This is the great grandkid thatchu've been so excited to meet Grandpappy.

Oh. So she's a girl huh?

Yeah that's what I've been tellin' ya.

This is awful!

What's the problem?

Ya gotta fill us in Grandpappy.

About what?

The reason for all that sobbin' and cryin'.

Who did that?

You did dangnabbit!

Allow me to satisfy your curiosity.

Who are you?

Hey! You're trespassin'!

That's the creep dressed in black from my nightmare!

It's been a long time.

This a friend of yers Grandpappy?

Never seen him before.

No surprise really.

It's been 120 long years since we last met.

Remember now hm?

It's you!

Don't fall asleep!

It all happened 120 years ago...

It's coming back to you now eh?

I had collapsed from exhaustion while traveling around.

Hello there. You need a hand mate?

Please. Some food...

Sure but I can't just give it to you for free.

Darn. That's a problem.

I have an idea.

What do you say to a little wager eh?

Here. You can nibble on whichever mushroom you want.

But one of them is poisonous okay?

Unfortunately I ended up choosing the poisonous one.

Gimme the antidote quick!

Well I'm in need of a wife.

Let me have your daughter's hand in marriage

and I'll give you the antidote eh?

Deal. You can have her just give it to me!

Daughter? But Grandpappy yer family had nothin' but guys right?

Exactly! And that's why I...

Sucker! I don't even have a daughter!

Y-You duped me you bloody twat!

But a deal is a deal!

When your family gives birth to a daughter

I will come to claim her for myself!

Mark my words!

Your daughter will be my wife!

And here we are.

Your daughter that I've waited forever for has finally arrived.

Come along poppet.

You're with me now.

You must be out of your mind!

Whaddya think yer doin' trying to take a wife at yer age?

Ya doddering old fogey!

My great grandson is the perfect age for her.

So I've decided to make her his wife instead.

Sorry but I already have a darling husband!

I don't see how that's my problem.

Whoa there. What're y'all talking about?

Let me be part of the conversation too!

Screw you!

How could you make such a thoughtless promise?!

And who might you be?

I'm your great granddaughter Lum!

Hey! Get your bloody hands off me!

You're sorely mistaken if you think this will be the end of it!

She will be the bride of my great grandson you'll see!

Ack...

Moroboshi.

Is Miss Lum not coming today?

She went back to her home planet.

Dammit. What did you do this time?

What's that weird noise?

It's annoying as hell.

Is that a cloud?

I see something coming!

Oinky-doinky oinky-doinky oinky-doinky oinky-doinky

oinky-doinky oinky-doinky oinky-doinky...

Who the heck is this?

Dunno.

Hold up Rupa!

Great Grandfather!

Welcome back.

I've got something for you.

What a pretty girl!

You like her do you?

Who is she?

The girl who will grow up to be your wife.

Whoa really? She's cute as heck!

Why of course. She's from the Light Dominion after all.

The Light Dominion?

Ah it looks like he's awake.

Don't be afraid. We're not going to hurt you.

Looks like he's already freaked out.

Lum!

Don't throw a wobbly.

I'm not going to hurt you.

Lum.

Hey you slimeball.

You can't just throw Miss Lum's name around like that.

Who the hell do you think you are?

Watch it.

Enough already!

I'll have you know I'm Lum's fiancé.

So there should be no problem with me calling her name.

Huh?

Is that true?!

What's the deal Ataru?

Come along Lum.

You and I have a wedding ceremony to attend on my planet.

Listen you!

Finally. I've been looking for you guys.

Lum!

Hey everybody. What're you doing in here?

Lum...

I'm back darling!

Lum!

Oh shaddup!

Hey Lum. You care to explain this—

I've been dying to see you Lum!

Who said you could put your hands on me?!

That sassy side of yours is really cute too.

Does electricity not work on this guy?

He definitely felt it that time.

Guess he was just playing tough before.

This is news to me.

Go figure that you had a fiancé.

Yeah well I'm still reeling from just finding out myself.

What do you think you're doing?

Just consider this a little gift from me.

With any luck it won't be long until you're all grown up.

All grown up?

Hey slimeball! Stop getting all handsy with Miss Lum!

Back the hell off!

Oinky-doinky oinky-doinky oinky-doinky

oinky-doinky oinky-doinky!

I was chuffed to see you today Lum.

That ring is definitely suspicious! You should get rid of it fast!

What the?

Sorry to have bothered you.

Cheerio!

HEY!

Watch your head.

I can't get this ring off.

Quit sitting there and come help me darling!

Whatever just break the stupid thing.

My electricity doesn't have any effect on it.

Seriously? What a dumb prank.

Jeez! What the hell is with this thing?!

So were you able to slip the ring on her without any problems?

Yes Great Grandfather.

Whenever Oni reach adulthood

their horns fall out so that new ones can grow in.

And without her horns she'll lose all of her powers.

Is that right?

Righto.

That ring is laced with powder from the Hideefooray mushroom

which accelerates growth.

Tomorrow can't come soon enough!

Are you gonna cherish that stupid ring forever or what?

Cuz you're still wearing it.

What do you expect? I can't get it off!

Screw that.

Let me do it!

You must be happy.

What are you talking about?

Cheater.

BE HONEST FOR ONCE AND JUST SAY YOU'RE JEALOUS!

I ain't jealous!

DUMBASS!

Ya seem plenty jealous to me.

Dumb darling!

Uh-oh Lum is super pissed off.

Argh! This really grinds my gears!

Darn it!

I'm gobsmacked that you figured out it was me.

Guess that just proves we were meant for each other.

You and your stupid ring have caused me nothing but huge trouble!

Please call me Rupa.

Let go!

What's going on? My electricity is fading...

Goodnight baby.

Stupid Lum.

She can go and get married for all I care.

Horns?

Lum!

What are you doing?!

She's all mine now!

LUM!

A warm breeze blows as I catch my breath

It caresses the back of my neck and disappears

Flower petals on the damp window

An umbrella wet with rain

You pluck at a strand of fluttering hair

And quickly vanish into the classroom

A clock with frozen hands

The sky after school ends

I want to see your love I don't want words

Your eyes plead with me

But I can never give you the reply

The flowers and cherry blossoms scatter in spring again

You stand inside a twinkling fissure

With a little grin on your face that's beautiful

But somehow scary

Pushed along by the wind I dance with you

Shall we walk to the moon and look at the town?

And then surely

And then surely

I'll come to forget

Even if I live forever that was my last love

You're still like a fake spring beyond the window even now

This is goodbye.

I'm getting married to Rupa!

WHACK!

Just joking

Hold up

Here is the answer you seek

But before that...

I wanna eat

a pork culet bowl

Fair enough

BAM!

SMOOSH...

WHAMO!

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