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It's all finished!

I can't wait to see the look on my darling's face!

Dammit! Stupid brat!

What's yer problem?!

I'll knock you into next week!

No! Not my favorite poster!

You little turd!

Oh darling!

Whaddya want Lum?

Here. For you.

I knitted this scarf full of my love!

I've had it...

Yer not getting away with treating me like a damn ball!

STUPID JERK!

Serves ya right! Bet yer sorry now fathead!

Hey rugrat.

Do you have any idea what you just did?

Huh?

Can you tell what this is?

Wh-What's that's supposed to be?

Well let me tell you...

It's the charred remains of

a scarf filled with love that Lum personally knit for me!

O-Oh shucks Lum I just...

No! Don't even start! Nobody wants to hear it!

Because your excuses won't bring the scarf back!

But darling it's okay...

Man! Can you believe how heartless this rugrat is?

You spent all that time lovingly knitting me a scarf and he just burns it to nothing!

Oh gosh darling...

This makes me so happy to hear!

You really treasured that scarf I made for you huh?

Uh-huh yeah! So it pisses you off now that it's gone huh?

As long as you're happy darling I don't mind—

Oh jeez! I can only imagine how frustrated you must be!

Since that scarf you lovingly made for me is all ashes now!

It tears at your heartstrings doesn't it?

Hey! You're gonna run away without even saying you're sorry?!

You coward!

Darling!

I can just knit you another scarf.

Don't get so mad.

You should be more upset!

Listen here. Brats need discipline.

Which is why you really need to blow your top at them

when something goes wrong!

Get mad! Do it now!

Crap I really screwed up...

Lum must be going ballistic by now.

You're in big trouble Ten!

Bye my day bye my day

Hikari ni oborete

Bye my day bye my day

Soredemo mada inoru wa darling

(Darling darling dadadarling darling)

(Darling dadadadada)

Aishite o kurikaesu sore dake no hibi ga shiawase to shitta

Aimai na yoru no naka anata no tonari wa azayaka ni mieta

Doushitara ii no?

Doushiyou mo nai kedo

Doushite shimau no?

Donna yoru demo

Itsuka owari ga yattekuru koto

Hajime kara wakatteta

Ah bye my day bye my day

Hikari ni oborete

Bye my day bye my day

Shizuka ni tada inotta

Bye my day bye my day

Owareta sekai de

Bye my day bye my day

Anata o mada omotteiru kara

Nee darling kono te o nigiri kaeshite

Darling namida de fuyakekitte

Saigo made aishite hoshikunatta

Kono sora ga tsuzuku made

Darling darling namae o yobimodoshite

Darling doredake hanaretatte

Soredemo anata ga tsumugu hikari ga

Doushiyou mo naku utsukushikatta kara

What am I gonna do?

Lum's definitely mad at me.

Hey little fella.

Seems like you have something on your mind.

Oh? A good way to apologize eh?

Sweet potatoes!

Yep.

Get your sweet potatoes here!

You know I do love me some sweet potatoes.

Roasted sweet potatoes!

Huh?

Ah thank you.

But I didn't say that just so you'd buy me some.

Anrywahys I fink thur besth whray to apohljize is haa hee hoo...

...and that's the best advice I can give you.

I didn't understand a word of that!

Very well then. Let me rephrase...

Takoyaki! Get your takoyaki here!

Hot and tasty takoyaki!

You know I do love me some takoyaki.

Go choke on your own fat!

An apology?

Why the hell should I have to apologize to you?!

Look nobody said anything about you doing the apologizing...

I'm just askin' ya for some advice about how to do it.

Oh. You came all the way to my estate just for that?

Thinkin' about it honestly...

I've never really apologized for anything before.

I see how it is.

All right.

Then I'll teach you how to make a proper apology.

Will ya really?

Yes!

Watch closely now.

Although it's only a demonstration

I'll show you how to bow your head for a sincere apology.

Teach me o' master!

Ahem.

Sorry about that!

Wh-What the heck was that?

Come on don't be silly!

Although it's only a demonstration

I'll just showed you how to bow your head...

But ya didn't bow at all.

Impossible. Watch very carefully.

Sorry about that!

I suppose you're right.

Told ya.

But there's nothing wrong with it.

This is the formal and honorable way of apologizing

that has been passed down the Mendo family for generations.

I guess if you say so...

Ya chowderhead!

What the hell?!

Did you really think I wasn't going to notice that you smashed my bottle of booze?!

I'll letcha off the hook if you apologize nicely.

Otherwise there'll be trouble.

All right. Jeez.

She's down on her hands and knees.

This must be that "dogeza" thing.

I'm sorry.

There!

That was a cheap friggin' shot!

Stuff it you dumbass!

You tricked me dammit!

I guess there are a lot of different ways to apologize on Earth.

Only because you were stupid enough to fall for it!

Well whatever. I'll just combine them all together for the ultimate apology.

That'll at least show Lum I'm trying to be sincere about it.

Or so I hope.

Which is why you really need to

blow your top at them when something goes wrong!

Maybe getting a little upset would be in Ten's best interest.

But I don't know the best way to do it.

I mean it's easy when I get upset with darling.

But Ten's just a kid.

Hold on I remember this one time when I was little...

HEY!

Don't go zappin' the microwave with your electricity!

It could kill us all when it blows up little missy!

I'm sorry!

Crap she still seems upset.

G-Gonna have to be extra sincere!

The only problem is I don't have the same level of intensity as my dad.

Maybe I should practice a little.

Dammit Ten!

How dare you ruin my scarf like that!

I'm gonna make you paaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Shucks I don't think that will work on him.

I just don't come off as imposing enough.

Y-Yikes!

I never thought Lum could get that angry with me...

She must really hate me now.

Is that you little Ten?

What're you hauling that bag around for?

Oh hey Sakura...

I'm leaving since I can't stay at the house anymore.

What? But why?

Well ya see...

Oh come on that's not a big deal.

It sounds to me like a simple apology will fix everything.

Here's my advice.

If you're too scared to apologize in person then...

Oh wow! That's a great idea!

Sakura always knows what to do!

Okay. I just need something to write with.

Hey Lum.

Have you seen Ten at all since he ran off?

Nope. Can't say I have.

Oh yeah?

Well when he comes back you gotta lose your temper with him okay?

Cuz he burned the scarf that you lovingly made me to a crisp.

Right. I know.

Jeez. That stupid little brat.

Pardon me young miss.

You seem to be in high spirits.

Heading off for a date?

Yes! I am!

Then you better buy some of these.

What are they?

Well I call 'em "Dakkontou" or "Captivating Candy".

All you gotta do is have your sweetheart eat one...

and a little heart will poof into existence above their head.

Quickly snatch that up and then...

you can quite literally "steal their heart"!

GIMME THOSE!

Oh Rei dear.

Say "ahh".

COME TO MAMA!

You like those huh?

Friggin' stupid candy!

Hey Ran!

Coming back from a date?

Hmph. Wipe that smile off your face.

I don't know what went wrong but you can't blame me for it!

Since when does the friggin' world revolve around you?

I ain't blaming you for jack shit!

Now leave me alone!

But Ran you forgot these!

Whatever! I don't need 'em!

Oh!

It's candy!

Wow these are pretty good!

The heck is that?

I dunno. It just sticks to me no matter what.

Yoink.

D-Darling!

I love you sooooooo much!

What the actual hell! Quit it!

Huh? What's the matter darling?

Come here a sec.

I love you sooooooo much!

Interesting. I think I get it now.

Hm? Miss Lum?

What is that on your head?

Dude that thing is hilarious!

Oh?

What are you scheming bastard?

Nothing jerkwad.

There they go again.

Hey Lum? What's this thing?

Dumbass.

Huh?

What the?

F-F-For me..?

Yeppers.

Wh-What the hell is going on?

Yoink.

Catch.

I made this for you.

R-Really Miss Lum? F-F-For me?!

Now I have no regrets for my youth!

So this wasn't just a trigger that makes her zap people uncontrollably?

Darling!

I super-dee-duper love youuuuuuuuu!

How can you call that love?!

I don't totally understand but...

Whenever somebody grabs that heart...

...she totally falls in love with them.

Gulp.

Well that's interesting.

Guess these candies are more than just tasty!

What's that supposed to be?

Here. Say "ahh"!

Huh?!

And that's how it works!

I can't believe you were holding out on me!

Darling! Get back here!

Darn it! Darling!

Jeez! Keep it down will you?!

Heads up.

Munch.

Floppo!

Dammit! Here Ryu!

What the?!

Gotcha!

Stupid freakin' monk!

GET LOST!

Now's my chance!

Whoa!

Ugh! Quit it darling!

Come back here!

Get off my back!

I've almost got it!

Darling's heart!

It will be mine!

I'm gonna steal it no matter what!

Good luck figuring out which is which now!

Darling!

Hey you punks! What's all the fuss in here?!

Not again with your stupid pranks!

I'm confiscating all of these!

Time to start class.

Okay Mr. Onsen!

Hm? That's weird.

You guys are really cooperative today.

I guess my lessons must finally be making an impression on you.

Heh. What a chump.

What? Mr. Onsen has been playing hooky and not coming to school?

He hasn't shown up for almost a whole week.

That's out of character for him.

He's not coming today either huh?

Darn.

When will I have the chance to tell him how I feel?

I got up super early to make this just for him...

Do you have any idea why Lum?

Probably because he's in for a real nightmare when he shows up.

How on earth did things end up like this?!

Nurui kaze ga soyogu iki o tsugu

Sotto kubisuji o nadete kieru

Shimetta mado no kaben

Ameagari no kasa

Kimi wa nabiku kami o tsumu

Sutto kyoushitsu no naka e kieru

Tomatta hari no tokei

Houkago no sora

Kokoro ga mitai no kotoba wa ii no

Kimi no me ga boku ni tou

Sono kotae o zutto kimi ni ienai

Haru ni mata hana ga chitte sakura ga chitte

Kimi ga matataki no sukima ni tatte

Sukoshi waratte sore ga kirei de

Nandaka kowainda

Kono mama kaze ni nabiite kimi to odotte

Tsuki made aruite machi o miyokka

Soshitara kitto

Soshitara kitto

Wasurerareru kara

Eien datoshitemo saigo no koi deshita

Mado no oku de ima mo kimi ga haru no magai

Argh! Where is it?

I'm pretty sure the gas burner was around here somewhere.

Huh? Wuzzat?

I'll be damned...

Whoa. This is a lotta stuff.

They're year-end gifts.

All the clients who I do business with send me local specialties from their planets.

Oh yeah?

Having too much can be a hassle so feel free to take some for yourself.

Nice! Thank you!

Maybe I should get a hold of Lum and have her take some too.

Huh? What's this?

"The Dark Dominion"?

Never heard of it before.

Ah that place.

It's off in a universe that's far from ours where they have no sun.

Apparently it's a terrifying realm of pure darkness.

Oh?

Darling!

What do you think you're doing?

I got you a present!

So we can wear matching coats!

Dumbass! I don't wanna match my outfit with yours!

But you and I wearing the same thing is the whole point.

Oh my!

So you ordered it huh Lummy-poo?

The "lovers forever" coat.

Shhh! Shhh!

We saw an advertisement for it the other day right?

Make your dreams of romance come true!

If you buy a pair of those coats

With a pair of these "lovers forever" coats!

they have some sort of mechanism that bonds two people together in love.

Turn your unrequited love situation around by gifting one to your crush!

That's gotta be a scam.

Yeah totally!

Well gosh! So you did buy them after all!

C'mon Ran! Shush! Shush!

It's supposed to be a secret.

Darling!

Good morning ma'am.

G'morning.

What's up Moroboshi? Why're you wearing that coat?

Well just hear me out Nurse Sakura.

Uh-huh. The "lovers forever" coat you say?

Lum's so hopeless.

Her ideas always boil down to the same thing.

Like you're one to talk!

Get back here darling!

Honey! We got big trouble!

What's the matter? Your voice is louder than usual.

Dear! Who is that?!

What's this? Some kinda note?

"An emissary... from a world of darkness..."

"Daughter is... in danger"?

What does it mean?

C'mon! Let's coordinate our outfits!

No way!

That coat is super fugly!

I'd rather die!

Daaaaaarling!

Cut it out already!

Hold on ladies!

Darling!

There they go again doing the usual routine.

No kidding. They're really two of a kind.

Dammit!

Cheating on me is a big no-no!

The time for us to take her is nearly at hand.

Lum...

Hey Lum!

Lum!

Wanna play?

Let's play over in the flowers!

Okay!

Be safe out there!

Hi there poppet.

Tell me. Are you the daughter of the family who lives there?

Sure am!

So they finally gave birth to a girl did they?

Hey mister. Who are you?

You'll be seeing me again when you're older poppet.

When I come to make a bride out of you.

Just wait poppet. I'll be back for sure.

WHACK!

SHOOOOCK

STING

LUM'S WRATH!!

Roasted Sweet Potatoes

Takoyaki

Hmph!

Hmph!

Hmph!

SMACK!

I'm really sorry Lum

From your good little boy Ten

Candy for Sale

POOF

HYPE

POOF

Steal My Heart

ZAP ZAP

ZAP ZAP

The Octopus and I

SWOON

CHATTER

ZIP ZIP

Now I have no regrets

for my youth!

ZAP ZAP

Some days later

TWITCH

Boy Meets Girl:

The Morning of Farewell