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Ryunosuke darling!

Rise and shine! Breakfast is ready!

Ryunosuke?

Aw jeez.

Wakey-wakey. It's morning.

You'll be late for school.

Time to get up.

Nagisa...

Oh my.

C'mon not first thing in the morning.

Ryunosuke darling! You really must wake up!

Ryunosukeeeeeeee!

Hey.

Wake up already.

Ryunosuke darling...

Oh for crying out loud.

WAKE THE HELL UP NAGISA! TIME FOR BREAKFAST!

I can't put the dining table out for us to eat

with your lanky ass rolling all over the place!

Oh cut it out! Ryunosuke darling...

Quit friggin' living in dreamland.

YOU DAMN PEST!

Breakfast is ready.

Kay!

Ryunosuke darling. Would you like seconds?

Don't need any.

Really? You're a light eater huh?

Hey! If you're gonna mooch off us

then at least have the decency to keep your portions small!

Mooch off you? That's so mean!

Nagisa is here as your fiancée ya chowderhead!

I never agreed to that.

Please? I have nowhere else to go!

I'll do anything so let me stay with you!

After begging us for a place to stay

Nagisa's always the last one to wake up wolfs down the majority of our food

and just pretends to cry anytime we get upset about it.

Well I'll have you know...

I suffer from low blood pressure and I'm still a g-growing child!

I can't help being hungry!

Ur sho meahn Rynuhsokhe!

Arwaysh gimbbing me a harb timuh!

Eat cry or talk.

Don't just do all of them at once!

It's friggin' annoying!

Wait Nagisa?

You mean that ghost kid?

You brought him back with you?

But Nagisa said a kiss with you was all it would take for his spirit to pass on.

Which means you still haven't kissed him huh?

I ain't kissing that guy!

Oh thank god.

Honestly that's pretty worrisome.

Yeah it doesn't matter if Ryunosuke's dad is always around.

For sure. That's still a young boy and girl living under the same roof.

Whaddya mean? Nothing's happened.

I'm not letting some other guy beat me to the punch.

So I'll give you a smooch right now...

Hey creep!

You better stop trying to make moves on my fiancée!

You were eavesdropping on us Nagisa?

Hah. That's a laugh.

Who cares if you're engaged!

Because it doesn't hold a candle to the deep love

that we've nurtured over the years!

Is that true Ryunosuke?

Just ignore everything this driveling idiot says.

So it's true?!

STOP CRYING!

This is so dumb.

Don't say that!

The "sad tears" schtick won't work on Ryunosuke

because she's more into the domineering type who come on strong.

Don't make me sound like some kinda perv!

Why didn't you say so earlier?

Cuz I totally could've been that guy.

You really need to start learning some new tricks.

Oh shucks!

Ryunosuke you silly willy!

You should have just told me that from the start!

That's the deal.

I won't be coming back home tonight so don't go too crazy while I'm away.

Bye!

Wait old man.

Huh?

I don't get it.

Whaddya mean "that's the deal"?

Like I said I'm going on a hot springs trip

with other members of the seaside café association.

Well that's news to me.

Squee! So it's just you and me tonight!

I'll be honest I'm a little nervous about that...

Listen up Ryunosuke!

Under no circumstances should you let your lustful urges get the better of you

and pounce on Nagisa got that?

Tell that to friggin' Nagisa not me!

YOU DINGDONG!

I'm off!

Have a safe trip!

Ryunosuke darling!

Hey!

You're locking me out?!

Boop.

Good grief. What does she take me for?

Ryunosuke darling!

GET THE HELL OUTSIDE!

Jeez that startled me.

Ryunosuke that silly willy.

She should have just said she was getting ready to throw herself at me in bed later.

There's no way in hell that'll ever happen.

I'm gonna go stay over at a friend's house or something.

So you've got the place to yourself tonight.

Meanie!

You're leaving me all alone?!

I'd rather camp out in the wild than be forced to sleep next you all night!

So you're scared of me?

Jeez you're just like my old man.

If violence is the only way to get through to you then so be it!

Take this!

Gotcha.

You sonuva...!

Don't sell my strength short you know that I'm a man of the sea!

Aw c'mon. Quit struggling.

Let me go!

Friggin' jackass!

Nurse Sakura!

No thanks necessary I just used a ghost warding talisman.

I already have a good idea of what's going on.

Would you care to stay with me tonight?

I can't back down now or I'd be the loser.

Alright!

Fine then! I'm gonna show him who's boss tonight!

Hey don't rip up the talisman!

Pant... pant...

My life is so miserable sometimes!

Wake up Nagisa!

Come out front and let's settle this!

Not now. Please just let me rest a little longer.

I don't feel good.

That's bullshit! I know you're just faking it!

It feels like I'm losing my body...

Huh?

A ghost warding talisman.

You gotta be kidding me.

There's no way I'm letting him go poof without settling our score.

C'mon Nagisa!

Oh no...

NAGISAAAA!

Whash frong Rynuhsokhe?

You asshole!

At least friggin' say something when I'm shouting your damn name!

Not so fast you snake!

What's your problem? That hurt!

I heard the news. Ryu's dad left on a trip right?

Which means that you and Ryu are all alone for the whole night!

Why's that such a big deal?

As if you aren't thinking the same dirty thoughts I am!

Eeeeek! That's just lewd!

Looks like you're feeling better now.

So it's time to settle our fight that got interrupted earlier.

What? But I clearly won that fight!

N-No you just had the upper hand!

You lost to him Ryunosuke?

Ya dumbass! That's not how a real fight works!

We gotta keep going until one of us gets knocked out!

No way!

I'm not knocking you out Ryunosuke!

I'd feel awful with myself!

You're gonna pay for belittling me like that.

Is Nagisa really that strong?

More than you'd expect.

Let's do this!

If you insist.

What kind of pose is that?

Go!

That hurts!

You're awful Ryunosuke!

Dammit!

All he's doing is running away.

No look closely!

He's reading all of her attacks perfectly!

Plus he's using the absolute minimal amount of energy needed by moving in a circle.

And if that weren't enough the silly-looking twist pose he's doing

is actually highly defensive and efficient.

You friggin' coward!

Quit dancing around and attack me!

I don't wanna.

Get serious dammit!

Aw jeez if that's really what you want...

Okay can we stop now?

Like hell!

Phooey.

Not good! Ryu's in trouble!

You can't interfere!

Ryunosuke needs to do this alone.

But then...

I didn't think there could be a guy who's stronger than Ryunosuke!

This should be prove to be a good lesson for her.

Do you understand Moroboshi?

You damn perv.

I'm trying to have a serious conversation here.

Huh?

Knock it off already!

D-Dammit!

That settles it.

You're super strong huh?

Seems like you've studied martial arts too.

Oh shucks! Nothing like that.

I just work hard to win the seaside sumo contest every year.

That's all!

That explains a lot.

So all that circular movement is a habit you learned

from avoiding the edge of the ring huh?

What's so funny Ryunosuke darling?

I'm crying not laughing! Butthead!

Huh?

Screw you! You never took me seriously at all!

How little do you think of me dammit?!

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...

Shaddup!

You suck! I hate your guts!

Tell me something.

Would you seriously hit a girl?

Especially one that you have feelings for?

Goodbye.

Why are you leaving?

Because... Ryunosuke hates me now.

Just gonna run away?

One day I'm gonna clobber you good.

So you better friggin' stay and mooch off us until then.

I better start getting dinner ready!

No this is too dangerous! I'm going to stay over!

That'll just make things WORSE!

Here are some talismans to keep yourself safe.

Ryunosuke darling...

Oh come on! I was just having a little dream!

Ugh that was stupid.

You're so mean Ryunosuke!

I should've just let this butthead leave...

Whaddya mean supplementary lessons on our day off?!

Are you sure that rumor is legit?

Yep.

Freakin' stupid Onsen.

He's always making us suffer through crap like this.

Hey did you guys hear the news? About supplementary lessons?

Man my morning is totally ruined!

And the worst part is that it's only for our class.

Huh?!

I'm starting to think he just has a vendetta against us!

Hey what's "supplementary lessons"?

None of your business squirt.

Aw come on.

Here's the problem.

Our class always gets interrupted by chitchat or something.

And if it happens one more time we're doomed to supplementary lessons.

Hey what's "supplementary lessons"?

Guess we gotta bite the bullet.

Time to take class seriously for once.

Dammit!

Well it still beats coming to school on our day off.

I'm asking you...

A QUESTION!

You stupid brat!

We were already having a bad day!

Take this!

That doesn't work on me fatheads!

CUT IT OUT ALREADY!

Stupid jerks! I'm gonna make you sorry!

Aw yeah! Sweet victory!

Before we get started I have a little announcement.

I'm giving you 3 minutes of free time. So talk as much as you like!

That sounds suspicious as hell.

What's the deal?

I just want things to be quiet while class it in session.

So I'm warning you that if I hear any chitchat...

you're all getting supplementary lessons for disrupting class!

That's not fair!

You can't threaten us like that!

What kind of teacher are you?!

Come on that's a cheap-ass rule!

Complain all you want! It's already official!

Anybody talks and you all get supplementary lessons!

This is bullcrap!

Hey darling. What are "supplementary lessons"?

Basically it means we have to come to school on our days off for more class.

That sounds like fun! I wanna have supplementary lessons!

It's the exact opposite of fun!

Listen up. You better keep your mouth shut.

Do it for me!

For you darling?

Sure thing!

I won't talk no matter what!

Good. All we gotta do is keep quiet.

Yeah that's true. It's only gonna last for an hour.

Let's do it.

Right.

Dude this is gonna suck.

Totally.

That's 3 minutes.

Oh what joy!

I've always wanted to teach a class that was nice and quiet like this!

Time for some payback!

We're starting with page 34 of your textbooks!

Go on Moroboshi. Read it for us.

What's wrong? Get to it.

"I'm not falling for that"?

What do you mean?

"It's a trap Ataru. Don't say anything."

"You just want me to talk so you can stick us with supplementary lessons."

Are you morons serious?!

It's okay for you to talk as long as it's related to class!

All right!

If that's how you want to play this then so be it!

Listen up!

Make a single peep and it's supplementary lessons for everybody!

Surprise suckers!

Hey! We're in the middle of class!

I don't care!

What's the meaning of this?!

Huh?!

Okay let's pick up where we left off.

We're going to review the content on page 6 of your textbooks.

Eat this!

I'll read it for you today so just listen carefully.

Huh?

Hey! I'm here for revenge ya idiot!

"He fell into a legendary spring where a young girl drowned 1500 years before

At least try to fight back darn it!

Say something already!

What's the big idea!

and from that day he was cursed to transform into a girl if he got wet."

What the heck is wrong with ya guys?

All of that will be on the test.

Hey! Something weird's going on!

"When his dad got wet he transformed into a panda.

Hey Lum what's going on with everybody today?

The boy who transforms into a girl...

I have to stay quiet for my darling.

Lum! Tell that little boy to get out of here right now!

It's okay to talk! I'll allow it just this once!

Whew he finally left.

Okay let's move on to the next sentence!

Suck on those ya dumdum!

All right that's more like it!

Now I'm gonna get serious!

Oh hell! Are you kids okay?!

Unbelievable.

You guys really want to take my class that badly?

My gosh! I'm just so overwhelmed with emotion right now!

Beautiful! Fantastic!

Every student should strive to be like you!

I'll do my best to teach you everything I know!

Kids...

L-Let's continue with class.

The next sentence is...

It's... finally over...

I can't wait for my darling to thank me later!

Lame. That was a waste of time.

On the next episode of Urusei Yatsura.

I want you to be my girlfriend.

TUG

SNORE

SNORE

SNORE

SNORE

SQUEEZE

One Night's Battle

PAT PAT

GOBBLE

SWOOOON

RUB

BIFF!

POW!

POW!

SLAM!

CRASH...

SHAKE

POW!

SMUSH

WHIFF!

CRUSH

WOOSH!

CLENCH!

FWAP...

Ghost Warding

Talisman

Ghost Warding

Talisman

WHACK!

CRASH!

STING

RAAAAGE

WHAM!

TWIST

SQUEEZE

SHUDDER

SQUEEZE

GRAND PRIZE:

FIVE SACKS OF RICE

CLATTER CLATTER

BAM

Class 2-4

WHAAAAT?!

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH

Deadly Peril in the Classroom

I'm not falling for that!

You just want me to talk

so you can stick us with

supplementary lessons.

It's a trap Ataru.

Don't say anything.

DUMBASS

We won't give in that easily

Everybody

STAY QUIET

Don't trust him

It's fine

Just continue with class

We don't want

supplementary lessons

POW

POW

BUMP

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH

HA

HA

SMOOSH

No talking

Don't fall for it Lum

GLARE

WHAP

WHAP

WHAP

Continue with the class

Continue with the class

We have no tomorrow

KABLOOEY!

KABLOOEY!

KABLOOEY!

KABLOOEY!

Landmine

KABLAMO!

Get up

Keep teaching

Flower Petals of

Love and Courage