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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,110 --> 00:00:03,940 I need me a studmuffin! 2 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,530 Wh-Why are you bringing that up now Princess Kurama? 3 00:00:09,530 --> 00:00:12,620 She hasn't said anything about finding a guy in ages. 4 00:00:12,620 --> 00:00:14,950 I honestly thought she had given up. 5 00:00:14,950 --> 00:00:16,330 Oh please. 6 00:00:16,330 --> 00:00:18,330 I just don't want to mention it every day 7 00:00:18,330 --> 00:00:20,170 even if it's necessary to prolong our species. 8 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:23,080 I mean I'd be making a clown of myself going around yelling about 9 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:25,370 "hot guy this" and "hot guy that" all the time. 10 00:00:25,370 --> 00:00:27,340 Yeah that's for sure! 11 00:00:27,340 --> 00:00:30,290 Which is why I decided to hold my tongue for awhile... 12 00:00:30,290 --> 00:00:34,180 but then you birdbrains just spend every day eating and sleeping over and over! 13 00:00:34,180 --> 00:00:36,450 WHEN ARE. YOU GONNA. FIND ME. 14 00:00:36,450 --> 00:00:38,350 A HUSBAND DAMMIT?! 15 00:00:38,350 --> 00:00:39,120 Princess! 16 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:43,110 You don't seriously believe that we've been doing nothing but wasting time do you? 17 00:00:43,110 --> 00:00:44,330 Is that not the case? 18 00:00:44,330 --> 00:00:45,820 Far from it! 19 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:47,790 The reality is we've been hard at work 20 00:00:47,790 --> 00:00:50,040 searching for the universe's number one studmuffin 21 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:52,540 by using a cutting-edge computer from Planet Kurama! 22 00:00:52,540 --> 00:00:53,450 See? 23 00:00:53,450 --> 00:00:56,030 We'll be master matchmakers very soon! 24 00:00:56,870 --> 00:00:58,000 Huh? 25 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,740 Matchmakers? 26 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:04,040 What are we gonna do now? 27 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:07,330 You fed her that load of crap about using a computer to find her a husband 28 00:01:07,330 --> 00:01:09,120 but we haven't been doing jack! 29 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:12,010 Well I had to say something to convince her otherwise right? 30 00:01:12,010 --> 00:01:14,850 All we can do now is make that lie into a reality! 31 00:01:14,850 --> 00:01:16,680 Heave-ho! 32 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,410 We just need to input data on her tastes 33 00:01:18,410 --> 00:01:21,520 and cross-reference that against every guy in the universe. 34 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:25,080 I dunno. It can't actually be that easy can it? 35 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,780 Especially considering all the trouble we've had so far... 36 00:01:28,870 --> 00:01:30,530 Evaluation complete. 37 00:01:31,330 --> 00:01:32,580 Holy smokes! 38 00:01:32,580 --> 00:01:34,820 S-Somebody go grab the princess! 39 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:38,540 What do you think princess? 40 00:01:38,540 --> 00:01:41,200 You're looking at the number one studmuffin in the universe! 41 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,870 Don't say that we never did anything for yo— 42 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:46,450 Fantastic! You're the best matchmakers ever! 43 00:01:46,450 --> 00:01:48,830 Calm down princess! 44 00:01:48,830 --> 00:01:53,010 Okay! Go and fetch this hottie for me right away! 45 00:03:25,730 --> 00:03:28,950 Okay Rei! Say "ahh"! 46 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:33,360 Is it yummy? 47 00:03:34,410 --> 00:03:36,500 I've almost got him wrapped around my finger! 48 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:39,280 Just a little more and he'll be mine forever! 49 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:45,610 Wh-What's happening? 50 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:51,460 Yikes! 51 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:56,340 My foooooood! 52 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,030 Suction complete. 53 00:04:05,580 --> 00:04:08,910 Princess Kurama. Your presence is requested in Ramrod Hall. 54 00:04:08,910 --> 00:04:10,450 Owies... 55 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:12,320 Where are we? 56 00:04:15,660 --> 00:04:17,070 Finally! 57 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,740 The number one studmuffin indeed! I love him already! 58 00:04:24,740 --> 00:04:26,950 Hey! Whaddya think you're doing ya tramp?! 59 00:04:26,950 --> 00:04:28,870 Hm? And who the devil are you? 60 00:04:28,870 --> 00:04:30,750 You better let go of Rei or else! 61 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:31,540 Whoa there! 62 00:04:31,540 --> 00:04:33,090 Please calm down young lady! 63 00:04:33,090 --> 00:04:35,410 We just need to borrow your boyfriend for one night okay? 64 00:04:35,410 --> 00:04:37,330 Then it's happily ever after for everyone! 65 00:04:37,330 --> 00:04:38,420 Sound good? 66 00:04:38,420 --> 00:04:40,700 Let's make beautiful children together. 67 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:42,110 "Children"? 68 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,410 H-Hold the damn phone. 69 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,100 Did you just say "make children"?! 70 00:04:49,140 --> 00:04:51,310 N-N-N-N... 71 00:04:51,310 --> 00:04:52,370 NO WAY! 72 00:04:52,370 --> 00:04:53,730 I WON'T ALLOW IT! 73 00:04:53,730 --> 00:04:55,400 Obnoxious clown! 74 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:56,190 GET OUT! 75 00:05:05,540 --> 00:05:06,950 What's that...? 76 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:11,580 Ran?! 77 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,290 Aw Ran! 78 00:05:16,290 --> 00:05:17,790 What's the matter? 79 00:05:17,790 --> 00:05:19,260 Did something happen? 80 00:05:19,950 --> 00:05:23,220 Oh Lummy-poo. It's awful... 81 00:05:23,220 --> 00:05:25,930 Argh! I just can't believe this! 82 00:05:25,930 --> 00:05:28,500 Please Lummy-poo! You have to help me! 83 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:30,230 O-Okay but you have to calm down first! 84 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:34,290 I promise to help you if I can so just tell me what happened. 85 00:05:34,290 --> 00:05:35,680 Lummy-poo! 86 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,650 Oh really? 87 00:05:38,650 --> 00:05:42,860 So you were out on a date with Rei when a crow lady butted in... 88 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:45,660 And she said she wanted Rei's babies! 89 00:05:45,660 --> 00:05:47,690 Oh god it's Kurama. 90 00:05:47,690 --> 00:05:49,450 Well I better get going... 91 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:50,790 Wait dammit! 92 00:05:50,790 --> 00:05:52,910 What the hell happened to your promise to help?! 93 00:05:52,910 --> 00:05:56,540 Sorry but thorny relationship drama like this is a little much for me... 94 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,000 Ran Rei AND Kurama? 95 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,750 That's like the holy trinity of obnoxiousness! 96 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:03,280 My poor Rei. 97 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:08,600 If he's doomed to become the plaything of some hussy who appeared out of nowhere... 98 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:13,060 then I'll die with him in a murder-suicide! 99 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:16,200 It's your fault Lum. You hear me? 100 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,850 I'm gonna haunt your dreams. 101 00:06:18,850 --> 00:06:21,120 I'll appear every night to drudge up 102 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:24,040 the most awful childhood memories that you want to escape from! 103 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:25,410 Okay fine! 104 00:06:25,410 --> 00:06:27,540 I'll help you get Rei back jeez! 105 00:06:27,540 --> 00:06:28,500 Really?! 106 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:29,950 Thank you Lummy-poo! 107 00:06:32,540 --> 00:06:33,910 Princess. 108 00:06:34,290 --> 00:06:35,860 What is it? 109 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:38,170 Food. 110 00:06:38,170 --> 00:06:39,660 Oh of course! 111 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:42,130 Nothing gets done on an empty stomach! 112 00:06:42,130 --> 00:06:44,090 Here! Dig in! 113 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:48,970 Hey! Hurry it up with the food you bums! 114 00:06:48,970 --> 00:06:50,700 Right away princess! 115 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:52,790 Man how much food does this guy eat? 116 00:06:52,790 --> 00:06:55,620 We've got trouble! There's no more rice left in storage! 117 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:56,560 What?! 118 00:06:59,980 --> 00:07:01,950 It's chilly tonight. 119 00:07:01,950 --> 00:07:04,440 Make way! Coming through! 120 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:10,250 Gotta hurry gotta hurry! 121 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:11,700 Yo. 122 00:07:11,700 --> 00:07:13,500 Yikes! Moroboshi! 123 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:14,950 Don't follow me you clod! 124 00:07:14,950 --> 00:07:16,120 Nuh-uh. 125 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:18,750 I'm tagging along so I can see my sweet Kurama! 126 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:21,710 Trust me it's not going to be a fun reunion for you. 127 00:07:21,710 --> 00:07:24,660 Because Princess Kurama is in the middle of getting down and dirty 128 00:07:24,660 --> 00:07:26,950 with the hottest studmuffin in the universe. 129 00:07:26,950 --> 00:07:28,680 What?! 130 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:37,250 Something just doesn't feel right. 131 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:38,250 I agree. 132 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:40,450 But the computer said he was the guy. 133 00:07:40,450 --> 00:07:43,070 And the princess seems head over heels for him. 134 00:07:43,370 --> 00:07:44,040 Food. 135 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:44,830 Sure! 136 00:07:44,830 --> 00:07:46,070 Food! Chop-chop! 137 00:07:46,070 --> 00:07:47,080 C-Coming right up! 138 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,950 We're just waiting for more supplies! 139 00:07:48,950 --> 00:07:51,030 Oh that must be them! 140 00:07:51,030 --> 00:07:52,900 Let me open the door... 141 00:07:54,330 --> 00:07:56,500 We're here to save you Rei! 142 00:07:58,870 --> 00:08:01,450 Not you again. Still haven't learned your lesson? 143 00:08:01,450 --> 00:08:04,840 I'll admit I left without putting up much of a fight earlier 144 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:06,250 but not this time! 145 00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:08,380 Cuz I brought some backup with me! 146 00:08:08,870 --> 00:08:11,370 What are you doing here Oni? Are you two friends? 147 00:08:11,370 --> 00:08:12,780 Lum! 148 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:17,540 Did you guys see that? 149 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:18,080 Nope! 150 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,060 Nothing at all! 151 00:08:19,060 --> 00:08:21,290 But he just turned into some kind of pig-ox... 152 00:08:21,290 --> 00:08:24,270 Nope! We didn't see anything like that! 153 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:26,620 Playing dumb isn't going to solve this problem you know! 154 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:28,910 We just need to go one night without the princess noticing! 155 00:08:28,910 --> 00:08:29,910 That's right! 156 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:32,000 Unless we want to get stuck searching for her husband forever 157 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,080 we need to stick to our guns and say NOTHING! 158 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,490 Lum! 159 00:08:35,490 --> 00:08:36,370 Lum. 160 00:08:36,370 --> 00:08:38,210 Aw jeez! Get off me! 161 00:08:38,210 --> 00:08:40,620 I see how it is Lum... 162 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:41,620 You friggin' backstabber! 163 00:08:41,620 --> 00:08:44,450 You only pretended to help me so you could get back together with Rei! 164 00:08:44,450 --> 00:08:45,960 Like hell I did! 165 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,790 "Get back together"...? 166 00:08:47,790 --> 00:08:49,080 You heard right. 167 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:52,430 The truth is that Rei used to be Lum's fiancé back in the day. 168 00:08:53,390 --> 00:08:55,330 But don't let it bother you. 169 00:08:55,330 --> 00:08:57,890 Because you've already got me baby. 170 00:08:58,590 --> 00:09:00,640 WHO INVITED YOU JACKASS?! 171 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,000 Darling?! What are you doing here? 172 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,110 Come on! Now's our chance Rei! 173 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:11,200 A studmuffin like him is hard to come by. 174 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,370 There's no way I'm letting him slip through my fingers now! 175 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:15,530 Whatcha gonna do about it?! 176 00:09:15,530 --> 00:09:16,910 See for yourself! 177 00:09:18,450 --> 00:09:19,290 Princess. 178 00:09:19,290 --> 00:09:20,750 Gosh darn it Rei! 179 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:22,160 Ran my sweet. 180 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:23,460 Just forget about him. 181 00:09:24,290 --> 00:09:26,800 You deserve so much better than that pathetic glutton. 182 00:09:27,130 --> 00:09:30,530 Stop hitting on every girl you see! 183 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,500 What a goddamn circus. 184 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:39,660 Lum. 185 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:41,480 Bunch of noisy pests. 186 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,310 Am I right studmuf— 187 00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:46,030 Look I'm gonna give you this riceball so quit doing the cow thing! 188 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,020 Hey. What are you doing? 189 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:49,480 Enough! You're getting on my nerves! 190 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:51,190 Alrighty princess! 191 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:54,200 You two should move to the bedroom while there are no interruptions! 192 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,400 Indeed! 193 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:57,990 What the hell is your friggin' problem?! 194 00:09:57,990 --> 00:09:59,870 You ruined everything dammit! 195 00:09:59,870 --> 00:10:01,290 You've gotta be kidding! 196 00:10:01,290 --> 00:10:03,580 Calm down ladies. We don't have time for fighting. 197 00:10:03,580 --> 00:10:05,620 My darling is right. 198 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:06,700 Obviously. 199 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:08,550 Cuz what we need now... 200 00:10:08,550 --> 00:10:10,120 is good ol' fashion lovemaking. 201 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:12,470 No we need to ESCAPE! 202 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,870 Let's go honey. 203 00:10:16,870 --> 00:10:19,390 Nobody will bother us in here. 204 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,830 What the hell are you doing in here?! 205 00:10:26,830 --> 00:10:28,020 Kurama baby! 206 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:30,410 Oh right! 207 00:10:30,410 --> 00:10:34,650 The trap door in Ramrod Hall connects straight to Princess Kurama's bed chamber. 208 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:36,950 So if we mapped it out... 209 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:39,910 We don't need a map to understand it! 210 00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:41,370 Kurama baby. 211 00:10:41,370 --> 00:10:43,500 Coming across each other in your bedroom is a sign. 212 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,700 Destiny is telling us that we were meant to be together. 213 00:10:46,410 --> 00:10:47,460 Give it a rest! 214 00:10:48,090 --> 00:10:49,530 Lum! 215 00:10:50,790 --> 00:10:52,950 Why do you guys keep freaking out like that?! 216 00:10:52,950 --> 00:10:56,680 W-W-Well you see it's kind of hard to explain... 217 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,080 So hey. 218 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,910 Has Kurama not noticed what Rei's true form is? 219 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,290 Not yet. 220 00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:03,390 Hmm... 221 00:11:03,390 --> 00:11:04,410 Rei! 222 00:11:04,410 --> 00:11:05,200 Lum! 223 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,540 Quick Kurama! Turn around! 224 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:07,600 OH CRAP! 225 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,860 What? 226 00:11:09,660 --> 00:11:10,690 Gotcha! 227 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,610 Keep your hands OFF! 228 00:11:13,610 --> 00:11:15,200 Hey! That wasn't cool! 229 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,910 What you're doing is way worse! 230 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,370 I can't believe you're forcing them together when she doesn't know about his ox— 231 00:11:19,370 --> 00:11:20,330 Shush shush! 232 00:11:20,330 --> 00:11:22,330 Ox? Who's an ox? 233 00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:23,250 Look behind you! 234 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,160 No don't! 235 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,320 Huh? 236 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,900 I don't see any ox! 237 00:11:31,330 --> 00:11:33,380 Is he doing that on purpose...? 238 00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:34,720 Hold up. 239 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:37,410 I just noticed that my sweet Ran has disappeared. 240 00:11:37,410 --> 00:11:38,370 Huh?! 241 00:11:38,370 --> 00:11:41,560 Oh I saw her leave a minute ago. 242 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,700 She left?! 243 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:45,250 Talk about immature! 244 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:47,480 How can she leave when this whole problem revolves around her?! 245 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,650 Who're you callin' immature?! 246 00:11:50,650 --> 00:11:52,580 I just came up here to do some cookin' 247 00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:54,370 because I figured Rei was workin' up an appetite! 248 00:11:54,370 --> 00:11:55,610 Oh really? 249 00:11:55,610 --> 00:11:57,290 Curses! That sneaky wench! 250 00:11:57,290 --> 00:12:00,370 I don't see any reason to get so upset about it... 251 00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:02,080 Food. 252 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,330 Alrighty! 253 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,120 Upsy-daisy! 254 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,080 This should be plenty! 255 00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:10,540 Oh Rei dear! 256 00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:13,290 Be patient okay? I'm coming to you right now! 257 00:12:13,290 --> 00:12:15,010 Huh? Uh oh... 258 00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:29,330 Holy crap did Rei just ignore food? 259 00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:31,610 He saved Ran instead! 260 00:12:32,830 --> 00:12:33,950 Ran. 261 00:12:33,950 --> 00:12:35,650 Oh Rei... 262 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,780 What a touching moment! 263 00:12:47,450 --> 00:12:49,120 Whoa look over there! 264 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,580 Too late you nitwit! 265 00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:54,660 I have no idea what goes on his head... 266 00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:56,910 Absolutely nothing I'd guess. 267 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,260 Hold on princess! 268 00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:00,290 Shut up! I'm going to sleep! 269 00:13:00,290 --> 00:13:04,000 But princess! That's really the guy our computer chose for you! 270 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000 I don't care. 271 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,470 Well damn... 272 00:13:06,470 --> 00:13:09,330 Guess there are just some idiots in the universe 273 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,660 that are too much for even a computer to process. 274 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,410 Lum! 275 00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:15,790 But I was the one who made those riceballs! 276 00:13:15,790 --> 00:13:18,660 Princess! How are we gonna prolong our species now?! 277 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:20,950 Shut up! Quit talking to me! 278 00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:27,330 Huh? What did you say? 279 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:29,330 Meeting my potential fiancée? 280 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:32,040 Yes. As the male successor of the Mendo name 281 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,580 it's about time that we arranged a marriage for you. 282 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:37,300 But Father... I'm not sure I agree. 283 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,700 I'm still only in high school after all. 284 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:41,260 Don't be ridiculous. 285 00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:45,330 I was engaged to 5 or 6 fiancées back when I was your age. 286 00:13:45,330 --> 00:13:47,220 Sounds more like you were running a romance scam! 287 00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:49,200 In any case I'm not meeting with any— 288 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,660 But she's a real cutie! 289 00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:51,690 Twitch. 290 00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:54,040 And getting engaged puts you one step closer to nudie lewdie! 291 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,810 Hmph. Surely you jest. 292 00:13:55,810 --> 00:13:58,870 No really. You can get nudie and to do the lewdie. 293 00:13:58,870 --> 00:14:00,450 Stop kidding around. 294 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,450 I couldn't care less! 295 00:14:03,450 --> 00:14:04,740 Riiight... 296 00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:06,280 Anyways! 297 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,750 I can't disobey my own father so I suppose I have no choice. 298 00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:12,500 I shall choke back my feelings and meet the girl! 299 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:13,960 And who might you be? 300 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,590 MOROBOSHI! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU AND YOUR PEA BRAIN DOING HERE?! 301 00:14:16,910 --> 00:14:18,380 To meet my fiancée duh. 302 00:14:18,380 --> 00:14:20,750 I'M THE ONE GETTING ENGAGED DAMMIT! 303 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:23,090 Wonderful Shutaro! I'm glad you've come around. 304 00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:25,050 Huh? No wait I... 305 00:14:25,050 --> 00:14:27,800 Gross! You disgust me Brother! 306 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,120 What the hell do you think you're doing?! 307 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:32,200 Uh well I was just delivering a message from Lady Ryoko... 308 00:14:32,770 --> 00:14:33,870 Oh really? 309 00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:34,900 Yessir. 310 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,370 Lady Ryoko was very shocked when she caught word of 311 00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:39,410 the young master's arranged marriage. 312 00:14:39,410 --> 00:14:42,110 And now she's weeping over it in her room. 313 00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:46,070 So what was Ryoko's message? 314 00:14:46,070 --> 00:14:47,570 As I said earlier... 315 00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:50,120 Gross! You disgust me Brother! 316 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:55,540 Well she is at an emotionally sensitive age... 317 00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:57,330 So what was her message? 318 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,380 GIVE ME A BREAK ALREADY! 319 00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:02,000 There's nothing "gross" about this anyway! 320 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,660 It's only natural for men of the Mendo family 321 00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:05,430 to meet for a round or two of nudie lewdie! 322 00:15:05,430 --> 00:15:08,540 You mean meeting a potential fiancée or two. 323 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:11,000 Of course. Meeting a potential fiancée or two. 324 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,890 Right. So the girl I have in mind... 325 00:15:13,890 --> 00:15:16,660 is the daughter of the Mizunokoji family. 326 00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:17,450 What?! 327 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,110 Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi— 328 00:15:19,110 --> 00:15:22,900 That Mizunokoji girl?! 329 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,410 Did I hear that right? 330 00:15:24,410 --> 00:15:26,740 He's getting engaged to Master Tobimaro's little sister? 331 00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:28,200 I'm afraid so. 332 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,740 I can't believe this... 333 00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:34,200 NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! 334 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:34,200 Uh-huh. Sure. 335 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:38,410 Come on everybody knows the Mizunokojis have a bitter rivalry with us Mendos 336 00:15:38,410 --> 00:15:39,920 that goes back for generations! 337 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:41,200 Why would we ever agree to this?! 338 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,660 It's not complicated. 339 00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:45,500 Think of it as offering an olive branch to smooth things over. 340 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:49,510 In that case why don't YOU just get married with her instead? 341 00:15:49,790 --> 00:15:51,580 Hold your horses Mendo. 342 00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:54,020 Your dad here already has a wife and kids. 343 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,480 So whaddya think about me getting hitched with her instead? 344 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,730 Keep your stupid ass out of this dammit! 345 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,770 If my dear brother refuses to go through with it 346 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:06,240 then I shall simply get married with Master Tobimaro instead. 347 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,030 Oh. That's a great idea. 348 00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:10,870 HELL NO! HELL NO! HELL NO! HELL NO! HELL NO! HELL NO! HELL NO! HELL NO! 349 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:12,750 HELL NO! HELL NO! HELL NO! 350 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:13,830 Father! 351 00:16:13,830 --> 00:16:16,040 Please proceed with the meeting! 352 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,870 What? But Brother! 353 00:16:18,290 --> 00:16:22,000 Ryoko. There's no way in hell that I'm letting Ton have you. 354 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,090 So you'll meet with his little sister? 355 00:16:24,090 --> 00:16:26,400 Yeah! Bring it on! 356 00:16:26,950 --> 00:16:30,050 No! This can't be! 357 00:16:32,010 --> 00:16:34,510 You disgust me Brother! 358 00:16:37,410 --> 00:16:40,780 She is at an emotionally sensitive age... 359 00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,610 This doesn't add up. 360 00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:51,620 Ton has never mentioned having a little sister even once. 361 00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:52,820 Young master! 362 00:16:53,410 --> 00:16:56,660 Per your instructions I dispatched a group of our highly-skilled spies 363 00:16:56,660 --> 00:16:59,080 to infiltrate the Mizunokoji residence. 364 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,370 And? 365 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,500 Please file a claim on our accident insurance! 366 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,590 What? 367 00:17:07,050 --> 00:17:09,630 A younger sister of mine? 368 00:17:09,630 --> 00:17:10,620 Yeah! 369 00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:12,830 Why did you hide her from me all this time?! 370 00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:14,850 Hmph. I have no such sister. 371 00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:17,790 You're a sneaky bastard for getting all cozy with Ryoko 372 00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:20,410 yet never letting me even so much as SEE your sister! 373 00:17:20,410 --> 00:17:22,240 I've never gotten "cozy" with her! 374 00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:24,160 Enough of this. 375 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,200 I grow tired of your foolish accusations. 376 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,740 Liar. 377 00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:32,280 Don't try and hide it from us. 378 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,450 Spill the beans. 379 00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:37,290 We want her name age address and phone number. 380 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,080 Whatever! I have no idea! 381 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,040 Dammit! How long are you going to play dumb with us?! 382 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,150 I seriously don't know! 383 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,250 Get down! 384 00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:51,410 You jackass! What's the big ide— 385 00:17:51,410 --> 00:17:52,380 Somebody's coming. 386 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,580 Jeez louise! 387 00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:56,250 This is the 10th one of these guys! 388 00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:59,270 Seriously. What is going on today? 389 00:17:59,270 --> 00:18:00,730 Oh crap! 390 00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:03,290 Isn't that one of the spies I sent here? 391 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:06,190 Well I'm going to go dump this guy outside. 392 00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:07,790 Okay. Sounds good. 393 00:18:07,790 --> 00:18:09,120 It's unbelievable. 394 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,410 All these scumbags trying to sneak into her ladyship's room! 395 00:18:11,410 --> 00:18:13,910 Shush! What if the young lord overheard you? 396 00:18:13,910 --> 00:18:17,500 What?! You mean he still doesn't know about her?! 397 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:20,040 It's a secret until she meets with her fiancé apparently. 398 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,370 Wait a minute. 399 00:18:21,370 --> 00:18:23,540 Does that mean... 400 00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:25,830 I really do have a sister? 401 00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:27,540 But why?! 402 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,800 Why the hell would she be kept secret from me?! 403 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,220 Tell me wh— 404 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,050 More scumbags! 405 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,400 That's odd. I swore I heard someone over here. 406 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,270 Is there a problem? 407 00:18:56,950 --> 00:18:59,330 Things seem awfully hectic today. 408 00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:01,290 Wh-What the hell is that...? 409 00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:03,040 Apologies for all the noise milady. 410 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,410 We've been dealing with intruders today. 411 00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:08,000 Unfortunately they seem to have escaped. 412 00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:11,960 Intruders you say? 413 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,780 Creepers... 414 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,390 Eep! I'm scared! 415 00:19:20,390 --> 00:19:23,450 Have no fear. We will keep you safe. 416 00:19:23,450 --> 00:19:25,250 However it's risky to be outside. 417 00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:26,600 Let's go milady. 418 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,810 "Milady"?! 419 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,320 Okay. 420 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,200 Oh honey! 421 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,250 Aw shucks! 422 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,080 What's the big idea?! 423 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,170 Tell me... 424 00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:51,380 WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO GET MARRIED TO A SUIT OF ARMOR?! 425 00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:52,540 Beats me! 426 00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:54,340 But who cares about you! 427 00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:56,000 You'll never understand the pain of suddenly learning that 428 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,620 you have a little sister who's made of metal! 429 00:19:57,620 --> 00:20:01,560 Oh shut up! Better to have her as a sibling than a WIFE! 430 00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:04,520 I wanna see the girl inside! 431 00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:07,770 Target sighted. 432 00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:10,360 Hm? What're they up to? 433 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,270 What the...? 434 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:15,820 Simply outstanding! 435 00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:17,870 Her ladyship just ran 100 meters in 12 seconds flat 436 00:20:17,870 --> 00:20:20,660 while wearing armor that weighs 200 kilograms! 437 00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:35,320 Huh? Who is that?! 438 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,530 Impossible! They just did 100 meters in 7 seconds! 439 00:20:39,260 --> 00:20:42,680 Hey there cutie-pie! 440 00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:48,750 Screw you! 441 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:51,950 It's obvious that I have it way worse than you ever will fool! 442 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:51,950 You could never understand my pain jerk! 443 00:20:59,150 --> 00:21:01,200 Milady! Hang in there! 444 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,200 I know you must be spooked. 445 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:06,410 But you see that was just a creature we call a "man". 446 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,040 That was... 447 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,710 a "man"...? 448 00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:47,250 On the next episode of Urusei Yatsura. 449 00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:49,510 Strong tall and robust! 450 00:00:34,580 --> 00:00:35,330 SLAM 451 00:00:35,330 --> 00:00:36,120 SLAM 452 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:36,830 SLAM 453 00:00:36,830 --> 00:00:37,410 SLAM 454 00:00:37,410 --> 00:00:38,350 SLAM 455 00:01:27,830 --> 00:01:29,160 DING! 456 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:53,010 Love Thief 457 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:43,640 CHILDREN 458 00:04:47,100 --> 00:04:49,140 STAAAAAAAAARE 459 00:05:06,950 --> 00:05:08,370 KERFLAM! 460 00:05:11,580 --> 00:05:12,950 Bathhouse 461 00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:45,180 MUNCH 462 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:46,680 MUNCH 463 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:57,770 COFFEE 464 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:57,770 PRESS HERE 465 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,250 MUNCH 466 00:07:31,890 --> 00:07:33,620 SWOON... 467 00:08:11,370 --> 00:08:13,600 Lum! 468 00:08:36,290 --> 00:08:38,210 HUG 469 00:08:57,890 --> 00:08:58,590 THWACK! 470 00:09:27,130 --> 00:09:29,880 ZAP 471 00:09:28,450 --> 00:09:29,880 SMACK! 472 00:09:38,580 --> 00:09:41,480 Lum. 473 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:11,370 THWACK! 474 00:10:12,470 --> 00:10:14,430 The Sleeping Room 475 00:10:12,470 --> 00:10:14,430 Nighty-Night 476 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:39,910 Ramrod Hall 477 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:39,910 Bed Chamber 478 00:10:36,910 --> 00:10:38,370 THWACK! 479 00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:46,910 THWACK! 480 00:10:48,410 --> 00:10:49,870 Lum! 481 00:11:10,690 --> 00:11:11,400 THWACK! 482 00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:33,380 Bumoo! 483 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:24,060 CLUTCH! 484 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,580 SMACK! 485 00:14:25,050 --> 00:14:27,290 WHAMO! 486 00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:50,120 WHAMO! 487 00:15:19,110 --> 00:15:22,900 That Mizunokoji Girl 488 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:58,730 THWACK! 489 00:16:32,010 --> 00:16:34,510 WHAMO! 490 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:14,850 Mizunokoji Estate 491 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,580 BUMP 492 00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:59,330 Maiden 493 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,960 DOOM 494 00:19:13,670 --> 00:19:17,580 DOOM 495 00:19:13,670 --> 00:19:17,580 Maiden 496 00:19:38,450 --> 00:19:43,250 SQUEEZE 497 00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:41,600 BOING! 498 00:20:44,890 --> 00:20:47,310 KERPOW! 499 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:52,980 BONK! 500 00:21:12,790 --> 00:21:15,000 To be continued 501 00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:49,510 The Continuation Of: 502 00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:49,510 That Mizunokoji Girl 33868

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