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Oh dear.

My! How precious!

A lost pup?

Where did you come from little guy?

Pardon madam! Hail and well met!

That's my dog you have there!

Thank you!

What a charming face...

An unremarkable encounter.

But for these two it marked the beginning of their romance.

Oh Grandfather!

I understand!

This is the way for me to win a woman's heart yes?

Very well!

Oh dear!

I shall now depart to seek my bride!

What has overcome you Mister Samurai?!

Goodness gracious!

Grandfather!

This is most inappropriate!

What's taking my darling so long?

Today's our first date in a long time...

Hey sweet thing! Care to grab a drink with me?

Hard pass.

Well crap!

It's 4:15 huh?

My meetup time with Lum was... at 4.

Enough for one more try.

Hey cutie pie! Care to grab a drink with me?

Sure!

Huh?

Gosh...

Should I get the banana parfait?

But I can't say no to flan à la mode!

Or maybe I should just go with the mixed pizza?

Then again the scallop curry looks good too...

It's 4:55 now.

There's also the matcha sherbet...

Oh but they have a yuzu citrus sherbet too!

Kosuke!

Dumb darling!

I just know he's off picking up girls somewhere!

And if he dares to stroll up like nothing happened

then I'm giving him the silent treatment!

Is that an elephant?!

Pardon madam! Hail and well met!

What a charming face.

And that marks the beginning of our romance.

What the hell do you think you're doing?! FREAK!

Our outfits match.

That makes us the perfect pair!

Hey!

Darling?!

Hmph. I see how it is.

Darling...

Hold on!

Darling!

I don't even want to hear your excuses!

Just wait!

Well that's weird.

I didn't have any problems shocking him.

Damn you!

The perfect pair!

Hey!

Darling! Do something about this guy!

Look at me darn it!

Oh?

So you don't care what happens to me?

Stubborn jerk!

I can't take any more of your crap!

Come on. Let's go for a drink.

Really?!

Huzzah!

Nyeeeh!

What the hell is her problem?

I finally find a cutie who agreed to a date

but then I cut it short to come here for this?!

Friggin' Lum you...

DIRTY CHEATER!

This is all YOUR fault darling!

I have returned.

Grandfather! I bring a wife with me!

What? Is that true?

Yes it is!

Most splendid!

Meet my grandfather!

Oh yeah? Kind of weird for a grandfather.

By golly! Aren't you a hoot?

I shall prepare us some fresh vegetable juice. Please wait.

Here. Have a drink.

Okay. It's all ready.

Wow yummy!

Such an electrifying taste!

Indeed! All the vegetables that grow in these parts have that flavor.

Oh really?

So you live here all by yourself?

Not exactly.

As you can see I live with my honorable grandfather.

Here's a little snack to "enrichen" your day.

Pretty hefty for a snack.

I have many friends as well!

Meet my neighbors: Sir Suke and Sir Kaku.

Along with Sir Momotaro and Sir Heiji.

They've all arrived here in haste to get a glimpse of my wife!

Who are you calling your "wife" mister?!

How joyous!

Yes indeed!

Well my fine fellows!

This calls for a round of applause!

All together now...

Congratulations!

So it's almost bedti—

Well I'll be going now.

Leaving is out of the question!

For you are my wife!

Are you crazy?

You shall not take even a step out of this house!

No! You mustn't!

Actually...

I'm gonna stick around here.

I need to make darling worry from time to time.

Friggin' Lum...

She's late!

I get it.

Part of the blame falls on me after I left her waiting for an hour.

But come on. That's no reason to go off with some stranger.

Especially a guy on an elephant wearing nothing but underwear.

Not to mention the fact electricity doesn't work on him.

Who the hell was he? Seriously.

Stupid Lum. Skipping school to draw even more attention to herself!

I bet she wants me to worry about her. But it's not gonna work!

Hey dimwit!

Ya seen Lum anywhere?

Hold up. She didn't go back to her UFO?

No way.

Did she stay the night with that guy?!

Oh hell no! That's ridiculous!

Ah! There she is!

Where'd ya been all night? Ya had me worried.

I've been taken prisoner.

Huh?

And I don't think I can escape unless my darling comes to save me.

Yeah right. That's such a load.

I mean how else would she be here?!

Dearest wife!

Where are you?!

Dearest wife!

Dearest wife!

So this is where you've been!

It's the guy from yesterday!

I came here to grab some of my belongings.

Come it's time to go home.

You must not leave without my permission again understand?

Hey you louse!

What's your problem? Have some respect!

Oh don't give me that!

You're the one who butt in here and got all handsy with Miss Lum!

She is my wife good sir.

Why would my touching her be a problem?

MOROBOSHI! EXPLAIN THIS NOW!

THE HELL IF I KNOW!

Come. Home awaits.

Wait!

Got something to say?

Ma—

MASAKOOOOO!

Uh guys? They're both leaving.

Oh crud!

C'mon we're stealing Lum back!

M-My god! It's an electric jungle!

We'll get fried without something to protect us!

I'm confused. Didn't that guy walk in there while wearing practically nothing?

It's only a little electricity!

Can't you use that Mendo money to do something?!

Your gardener has shockproof suits?

Yes. He's been a personal employee of my family for generations.

Honestly I prefer to avoid asking him for help when possible...

Just surrender quietly!

Let go dammit!

Are you in Mr. Saizo? Pardon the intrusion.

Do you remember me?

I'm...

Shi...

SHINGOOOOO!

No! Snap out of it Mr. Saizo!

It's just me Shutaro!

O-Oh now I recognize you...

Sorry just a senior moment.

Care to explain?

Well over a decade ago Mr. Saizo here...

was in charge of an experiment

to cultivate electric vegetables on the grounds of the Mendo Estate.

Electric vegetables?

That explains the shockproof suits.

But unfortunately in the middle of it all his only grandson went missing.

SHINGOOOOO!

I'M SHUTARO JEEZ! KEEP IT STRAIGHT!

And he'd be right around my age if he was still alive.

How awful.

Even worse the electric vegetable experiment got cancelled soon after that.

Yikes.

Why?

Because during a taste test

it became evident that biting into them leads to an electric shock...

Yeah that would suck.

Hey! Hey!

C'mon over here! Check this out!

Oh look!

Is that a picture of his grandson?

That milky skin of his is so cute.

Your TV is not broken.

The following is a real event.

Yeeeeeek!

Come now! There is nothing to be shy about!

We are husband and wife after all!

But I'm in love with my darling!

Keep playing coy and I shall have to resort to more aggressive tactics!

Oh nooooooo!

SHINGOOOOO!

COME OFF IT ALREADY!

And scene.

I guess you could say that was a theatre-etical situation.

You cannot sidetrack me with silly jokes like those!

I shall woo you to my side yet!

The only wooing you're doing...

is woonding me!

Jeez. We've been walking around for an hour now.

Where is that weirdo holding Miss Lum?

Every direction just looks the same.

My darling came!

I knew he wouldn't abandon me!

Damn scoundrels!

Try as they might nobody absconds with MY wife!

Stay here and don't move!

Have a good time!

Hah!

They've walked right into a thicket of electromagnetic ivy.

Help me!

Found him!

Get back here you jackass!

Argh! Now I'm pissed!

Two can play at that game!

Helpless buffoons!

It takes more than just shoving some plugs in!

Dammit! You coward!

If you consider yourself a man then quit using all these stupid electric traps

and come face us head on!

I shall not stand for being called a coward!

Prepare to see my strength firsthand!

Come at me!

Keep your wits about you Moroboshi.

We have no idea what this guy could be packing.

You don't gotta tell me.

Go Mendo!

You bastard!

Hiyaaaaah!

Hah! Imbecile.

You think your pathetic daikon radishes stood a chance against my sword?

That's hilarious.

Oh dear he left his head vulnerable.

Let this be a lesson to you and leave here while you still can!

Fare thee well!

M-Moroboshi.

Forget about me and follow after hi—

Why you little...!

Moroboshiiiiiiiiii!

Way to go Mendo!

You sure made a quick recovery!

Look at how hard my darling is fighting for me!

This is what I wanted to see!

Gotcha!

Curses!

I wish I didn't have to resort to this!

Okay that one hurt.

You have some strange techniques up your sleeve!

But so do I!

This will end badly if his shockproof suit gets ripped up!

Oh no darling!

Hang in there! Darling!

This battle is over!

Now we must hurry and tie the knot of marriage!

Let go of me!

Darling!

Darling!

Darliiiiiiiiiiiiing!

Oh! There he is!

Are you okay Ataru?!

Lu...

"Lu"?

Do you want lunch or something?

No I bet he wants lumberjack flannel.

The Luzhin Defense.

Oh gimme a break!

Enough! How many times must I tell you to calm down?!

You're crazy if you think I'd ever marry you!

I already have my darling Ataru!

That man is gone!

You saw for yourself how he perished in the duel we just had!

Don't act like he's dead!

Because my darling is on his way to rescue me RIGHT NOW!

NUH-UH!

YES-HUH!

Just give up and tie the knot with me already!

I'd rather die than marry you!

Die? Really?

Then... why have you been keeping me company this whole time?

Was it just some kind of prank?

No that's not it...

I'm sorry!

That was mean of me to say.

But listen marriage is one thing...

I can't do.

Too bad but sorry doesn't cut the mustard here.

Don't bother.

Electricity cannot burn through those ropes made of electromagnetic ivy.

Now then. We have a ceremony to attend Grandfather!

Rodger dodger bossman!

That's odd.

What's a building like this doing in the middle of a jungle?

It's almost like modern age people were living here...

Who cares about that?

Now we have a place to get some rest!

I sure wish we knew what that guy was planning to do with Lum.

Hey guys! Take a look at this!

H-Holy crap!

Isn't that your geezer gardener?

That's definitely Mr. Saizo!

And his little grandson that went missing.

Okay so this isn't uncharted territory or another dimension.

It's just part of...

Here's what I think.

The electric vegetables grew out of control over the years

after the project was abandoned

and ended up becoming this dense jungle.

So basically we're just in your friggin' backyard!

Your family needs to run a tighter ship dammit!

Hold on! That boy we keep running into must be...

It's a stampede.

All the animals are headed in the same direction.

What's this?

It's an invitation to a wedding ceremony.

Let me go jerk!

Darling!

Enough! Learn to give up!

Darling!

Fool!

STAND ASIDE!

TAKE THIS!

Thief!

Come back here you wife snatcher!

Oh darling!

Aw crap!

Victory is mine!

Darling!

There's no escape for you now.

Quit scampering around consarn it!

No! Grandfather!

Father!

Grandfather! Are you all right?!

It's shorted out!

Keep yourself together!

It's... too late for me...

Don't say that!

Oshin... this is goodbye.

No... please... Grandfather!

GRANDFATHEEEEEEEEER!

What's wrong with him?

He thinks the guy in the TV is his grandfather.

My grandfather has passed away.

And my wife has fled.

Now I am... all alone!

Cheer up.

You're not alone.

We'll take you back to your real grandfather.

Yeah that's right!

Go ahead and bring that bastard Shin out here!

Mr. Saizo! I have good news!

Go on. Say hello to your grandfather.

Keep those damn eyes open and watch this!

Shi...

Gran...

GRANFATHER!

SHINGO!

OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

Cut it out!

Sorry for making you worry darling.

Yeah whatever.

Now we can close the book on this one!

On the next episode of Urusei Yatsura.

An arranged marriage?!

I'll never let you!

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Electric Jungle

The Late Night Period Drama Block

The End

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