Original subtitles

[theme song]

Huh?

(all) Hey, Scooby!

Huh?!

♪ Scooby Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Lookin' for you ♪

♪ Scooby Scooby-Doo where are ya? ♪

Over here.

♪ All the stars are here ♪

♪ Waitin' for you ♪

♪ Couldn't have a show without ya ♪

♪ Scooby Scoobity-Doo ♪

[music continues]

[gunshots]

♪ Na na na-na na ♪

♪ Na-na na-na ♪

♪ Na na na-na na ♪

♪ Na na-na ♪

♪ Scooby Scoobity-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby ♪

(all) Hey, Scooby!

Where are you?

Over here!

splat

(Shaggy) Today, Scooby-Doo meets Batman and Robin.

[instrumental music]

clank

thud

clank

(Freddy) 'Hey, the lights have gone out.'

Oh, wow, now we'll never get

to the Mystery Club Convention on time.

That bump just disconnected a battery cable.

'I can fix it in a jiffy.'

[whirring in distance]

Yikes!

[airplane droning]

(Fred) 'That pilot may be in trouble. Let's find out.'

Look at that!

(Velma) 'Something's fishy.'

'A plane without lights making a delivery'

in the middle of the night?

Out here?

I think we may have a mystery on our hands.

Yeah, let's cut through those trees

and see where they're heading.

[owl hooting]

Shaggy.

[engine starts]

There goes the truck.

But without the big crate.

[airplane whirring]

(Daphne) 'There goes the plane.'

[creaks]

[owl hooting]

[suspenseful music]

(Daphne) 'The wooden crate. They left it here.'

That's funny, it's strapped to the floor.

[motor revving]

Everybody hide.

swoosh

Scooby-Doo, where are you?

(Scooby) Hiding.

Oh, I'd better hide too.

Uh-oh. I'd better get something to defend myself, just in case.

[grunting] Stuck.

Yipes! Like, everything's nailed to the floor.

thud

[dramatic music]

It's Batman and Robin.

Batman and Robin?

What are you doing here?

[dramatic music]

Robin and I were on routine Bat-patrol in Gotham City.

When we detected an airplane overhead flying without lights.

Suspecting that someone might be smuggling contraband

into the country, we followed the plane

on our Batmobile radar scope.

And it led us to this old farmhouse.

Now, let's have a look at that crate.

It's strapped to the floor.

Well, we'll just unstrap it, eh, Batman?

Right, chum.

creak

Shh.

Someone's upstairs. Lights out.

Scatter.

[door creaks]

[suspenseful music]

Who's down there?

[whimpering] Nobody.

Uh, but us chickens.

(Batman) 'Good evening, madam.'

'Please forgive us for intruding.'

Yeah, like, we hoped this house was deserted.

I'm Mrs. Baker.

Uh, are you people in trouble? Can I help you?

Perhaps. Can you tell us what's in that crate?

Oh, goodness. I-I never saw it before.

'How did it get there?'

We saw two men bring it in.

Two men? Here? Oh, dear.

(Fred) 'Don't be frightened. We'll protect you.'

Uh, yeah, like, they'll protect you.

Let's just open this, and see what's in it.

Holy Harlequins!

(Velma) 'Why, it's just a punch clown.'

[all laughing]

An a-amusing toy.

[quirky music]

sniff sniff sniff

[growling]

Okay, put 'em up.

(Shaggy) 'Watch it, Scoob.'

[all laughing]

Oh, a wise guy.

wham

Oh, Scooby, you broke his head off.

Zoinks! Like, never mind the head.

Look at the bread.

[all gasping]

Just as I suspected, counterfeit. Hm.

A masterpiece of duplication, except for one tiny slip-up.

(Robin) 'What's that, Batman?'

(Batman) President Lincoln never wore a turtleneck sweater.

- Wow, phony money! - 'Yes.'

(Batman) 'Probably printed in a foreign country'

'and flown into the United States.'

But why did they deliver it here?

Like yourself, young man

they too must have thought this old house was deserted.

Oh, dear me.

I believe one of those two men was the pilot

and the other man drove off in the truck.

Yeah, probably to stash it somewhere.

Right. Let's look for fresh tire tracks.

[suspenseful music]

sniff sniff sniff

Here, Batman, Jeep tracks.

(Robin) 'Holy retreads. They're heading away from the highway.'

The criminal may have driven it to the auto junkyard

just down the road.

A perfect place to hide an incriminating vehicle.

But you kids can identify it, right?

Right, Batman.

It's next to the old cemetery.

Um, some folks say the spirits of the departed

wander around the auto graveyard at night.

That won't stop us, right?

Wrong.

[teeth chattering]

Well, this is the place, alright.

He must be here somewhere. You kids wait here for us.

'This criminal may be dangerous.'

[gulps] Dangerous?

(Daphne) Batman, Robin, look. Fresh footprints.

But they stop here. Climbed over the cars.

(Fred) 'Whoever he is, he's a sly old fox.'

(Batman) 'We may be able to flush this fox out of hiding'

'if we can borrow your dog.'

Who, me?

(Fred) 'You want Scooby to follow his trail?'

'Sure, Batman.'

Don't worry, Scooby, we'll be right here.

Thanks a lot.

sniff sniff sniff

Like, I think Scooby lost the scent.

The man must have walked through this puddle.

A shrewd move. But we'll find him, Robin.

What's that?

(Batman) 'The concrete compressing pit.'

'When the crane drops an old auto in there'

'powerful walls compress the steel into a cube.'

What you're sitting on may once have been a four-door sedan.

Ha! Wow, talk about compact cars.

Hm. Dark down there.

An excellent hiding place.

[intense music]

I'll attach my Bat-light to the top of the crane, Batman.

That should light up this entire area.

Good idea, Robin. I'll search the pit.

swoosh

clank clank

chitter chitter chitter

What's that?

(Shaggy) 'Just an old headlight.'

'Aren't you ashamed of yourself?'

boink

swish

Look, somebody's climbing up the crane.

It could be the man we're after.

Let's find the Caped Crusaders and warn them. Come on!

[dramatic music]

[gulps]

[whimpering]

Oh, come on, Scoob, no more false alarms.

[whimpers]

You're letting your imagination play tricks on you.

Like, there's nothing out there except a sneaky little guy

with a black hood and gleaming green eyes and...

Oh, goodbye, Scoob!

thud thud

Holy sky hooks, it's moving!

I told you someone was up there.

Cool it, Daphne. That someone is the Boy Wonder.

- What are they trying to do? - Beats me.

Looks like they're gonna pick up that old jalopy.

But why?

[clattering]

[upbeat music]

Batman, danger! Get out!

Great Scott! Someone's in that car.

My Bat-line.

'Quick, slide down the Bat-line!'

Say, if Robin is up there

and Batman's here...

whee

[instrumental music]

thump

[whimpering]

crash

creak

screech

[gulps]

[grunting]

[muffled grunting]

- Holy hoodwinks, it's Fred! - Fred, what happened?

The moment I entered the cab, someone threw a hood over me.

The next thing I knew, Batman and Robin

were trying to pull me apart.

Sorry, chum, I thought you were the villain.

He must have escaped through the other door.

Well, we can't do anything more here.

'Let's go back to Mrs. Baker's, pick up the phony money'

and deliver it to Chief O'Hara in Gotham City.

[flute music]

The house is this way, Batman. To the right.

Creepers!

Hey, like, what happened to the farmhouse?

Huh?

- It's, it's gone. - Holy Houdini.

How can a whole house disappear like that?

Fred, are you sure we didn't make a wrong turn?

Positive. When we walked here from the highway

we passed this tree here.

The house was right over there.

That's right. The front porch was about 20 yards ahead.

Amazing, Batman.

Absolutely mind-boggling.

There must be an explanation.

Robin, this could be a case of group hypnosis.

Was there really a house? Was there actually a Mrs. Baker?

Yeah.

I think.

Or was it all some kind of dream?

It was no dream.

Wherever that house went, your Batmobile went with it.

It was parked right in front of the porch.

She's right, Batman. It's gone.

That, my friends, is our lucky break.

- Huh? - Yeah. Like, huh?

The Batmobile has a tracking bleeper.

We often have to leave the car in a hurry.

If anyone should steals it, we have

a receiver in the Batcave

that can pinpoint the exact location of the Batmobile.

And very likely, it will also give us

the exact location of the counterfeiters.

We'd be glad to give you a lift

to the Batcave in our Mystery Machine.

Well, no offense, but...

We know, its location must be kept secret.

We don't mind being blindfolded.

[owl hooting]

Yeah, let's get out of here.

Ah, Batman, like, when we get to the Batcave

could I get a little snack?

Yes, Shaggy, we'll all have a snack.

Bat-milk and cookies for everyone.

Bat-milk?

Dynamic Trio!

[laughing]

No, Scooby, we are not the Dynamic Trio.

Hold it, Scoob.

[whirring]

[instrumental music]

creak

creak

This is our Batmobile tracking device.

As soon as it warms up, a blip will appear

showing where the Batmobile is.

Wow, far out.

[munching]

This cookie sure looks like a real bat.

Look, Scoob.

chomp

Uh-uh. It's a cookie.

gulp

Hey, there it is!

(Robin) 'Batman, look, the Batmobile is moving'

'into the Gotham City Amusement Park.'

So it is, chum. It's slowing down.

It's stopping in front of...

(Robin) 'The Batman and Robin exhibit building.'

Why would they bring your automobile there?

The auto-thief knows the easily recognized Batmobile

would be a very hot item.

So, he's disposing of it where no one would ever suspect.

People will think it's just another exhibit.

- 'Well, let's go get 'em.' - Right.

Blindfolds on. To the Mystery Machine.

(Fred) 'Come on, Shag and Scooby!'

Hey, like, I didn't finish my snack.

Hah! I guess I did.

[upbeat music]

creak

creak

[whirring]

[tires screeching]

Looks like it's alright.

Kids, I think we'd all better look for clues.

Cover this entire area.

- 'Right' - 'Yeah.'

(Fred) 'I'll get my flashlight.'

Uh, Batman, Scoob and I, uh

we're not very good clue finders.

Uh, c-could we, like, wait in the Batmobile?

Certainly, but don't touch any of the instruments.

Oh, no.

[instrumental music]

Like, step on it, Caped Crusader

or that villain is going to lose us.

[imitating engine whirring]

[Shaggy gulps] 'Scooby, look!'

- Huh? - Like, look!

- 'B-B-B-Batman!' - 'R-R-R-Robin!'

(Batman) 'Hang on, we're coming. Holy double dealers!'

'The Joker and the Penguin, they've teamed up.'

[laughs]

Do you think Joker and Penguin

are behind this funny-money racket?

Sure, that punch clown

was practically the Joker's calling card.

Whatever they're up to, they're using

the Haunted House as their headquarters.

I am afraid this is a job for professionals.

Joker and Penguin are master criminals

and they can be dangerous.

Robin and I will handle this part of the caper ourselves.

Don't worry, we'll nab 'em. You kids stay here.

[upbeat music]

They're inside. We've got 'em, Penguin.

[laughs]

The crucial question, Joker

is do we have them, or do they have us?

Erase your doubts, my web-footed friend.

This time, the Joker will have the last laugh.

[laughs]

How did the Dynamic Duo discover

we were passing counterfeit money anyhow?

(Joker) 'What difference does it make now?'

'By a sheer stroke of luck'

Bat-brain and the Boy Blunder have walked right into our hands

hunting for us. He-he-he-he.

While they hunt, we haunt.

First, a few moans, groans and assorted screams.

[haunting screams]

- What's that? - Merely sound effects, Robin.

Recorded on tape by talented professional thespians.

Holy spine-tinglers, they sure sound convincing.

[Joker laughing]

Why the raucous outburst of mirth, you babbling buffoon?

They're not falling for your hokey haunting howls.

In that case, my fine feathered friend

I shall achieve my goal with a white-sheeted ghoul.

[laughter]

boink

Stay loose, Robin.

This is nothing more than an ordinary bed sheet

a cheap one at that.

Now, let's keep moving.

This passageway must lead somewhere.

[laughs]

Yes, Batman and Brat Boy

it leads somewhere, to your doom.

[laughs]

Now, Pengy-Wengy

watch me lure them into the room of doom.

Robin, look, a door.

- It's locked. - I wonder what's in there.

(Joker) 'Wonder no more, Bat-fools.'

'I am in this room, the Joker'

'the clown prince of crime.'

[Joker laughs]

Joker, if you don't come out, we're breaking down this door.

[laughs] While you're breaking down

I'm breaking up.

Get it? Of course, you don't.

'Just as you'll never get me.'

We'll see about that, you cackling crook.

Shall we, Batman?

One, two, three!

'Holy pitfa-a-a-alls!'

boing

[Joker laughs]

(Joker) 'Thank you so much, gentlemen, for dropping in.'

'Well, Penguin, I told you we'd get them.'

Our Bat-lines. We'll climb out.

No, Robin, the walls and ceiling are absolutely smooth.

There's nothing for our Bat-hooks to grab onto

not even a doorknob.

'Uh, we're trapped here for a little while.'

Yes. He-he-he. For a little while.

Forever. Farewell, caped cuckoo birds.

Our pit is full.

How pitiful.

[laughs]

Now, let's get the funny money and make our lives sunny.

Plenty of time for that, my rakish rogue.

I wanna keep my beady eyes on Batman's bevy

of budding birdbrains.

Good idea, Penguin

but I doubt those kids will give us trouble.

I have a feeling Batman and Robin are in trouble.

I think we ought to look for them.

Right. Let's go.

Shaggy, Scooby, come on.

I'd love to, but I-I can't, on account of my allergy.

- 'Huh?' - I'm allergic to ghosts.

They make me break out in goose bumps.

Yeah, me too.

Scooby, will you come if I give you a Scooby Snack?

(Scooby) 'Unh-unh.'

Two Scooby Snacks?

- 'Well..' - Three?

[slurps] Okay.

swoop

chomp

(Fred) 'Okay, gang, let's go.'

Those foolhardy fledglings

are actually entering our edifying edifice.

They're in. He-he-he-he.

- Fun time? - Fun time.

[cackling]

First, I'll split the group with the moving wall

then I'll split my sides, laughing at their confusion.

[laughs]

- I just thought of somethin'. - What?

Like, how come you get the Scooby Snacks

and I wind up in this spook shack?

Well, they better get, like, some Shaggy Snacks from now on.

I think it's time to treat our intrepid teenagers

to some ghastly groans and moans.

click

[laughs]

And I'll bombard those bumpkins with abominable apparitions.

[laughs]

Grisly gargoyles

ghastly ghouls, floating objects

bubbling pools, wailing witches, vanishing doors

hideous rooms with moving floors.

[laughs]

- What was that? - I don't know.

Velma, you better hold my hand.

Wow, you really must be scared, Velma.

Your hands feel so clammy.

So does yours, Daph.

[screams]

[gasps]

Hey, wait a minute.

[both laughing]

A masterpiece of morbid mirth, Joker.

I doff my topper to you.

[laughs]

Ah, exit. I told you I'd get you out of here, Scoob.

Like, trust me, pal.

They're about to enter. Throw the switch.

[laughs]

It says, "This way out."

Hey, wow, this is a long walk for such a short room.

- Walk faster. - Right.

[quirky music]

I think we're getting closer to that door.

- Stay with me, Scoob. - Phew!

- I'm tired. - I'm tired too.

- Let's rest. - Hey!

- 'Scooby-Doo, where are you?' - R-ri-right here!

Hey, Scoob, hey, don't run away from me like that.

I'm not going anyplace.

Zoinks! No wonder you're not goin' anyplace.

Like, we're not movin', but the floor is.

creak

[powering down]

slam

- What happened? - Never mind.

Like, let's split this scene while we can.

[machine rattling]

[panting]

I don't like this place.

Like, I'm not crazy about it myself.

[whirrs]

We got them on the run.

[laughs]

That's what I call a "running gag."

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

Like, okay, I've got the door open.

Stop running.

Okay.

Yeow!

Huh? Where'd he go?

Like, help!

[music continues]

[swishing]

Scooby, like, it's solid, I think.

kiss kiss kiss

Uh-oh. Look!

Yeah, at least somebody's been here before.

[suspenseful music]

Shh. I think I heard voices up ahead.

Maybe we've caught up with Velma. Come on.

[laughs] They're all in the same passageway, coming together.

Mm. This should be interesting.

Zoinks! Those look like real mean eyes.

Uh-huh. See you later.

(Shaggy) 'It's okay, Scooby. It's just Freddy and Daphne.'

Oh, boy.

Yeah, Scoob, it's just us.

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

[gasps] A real ghost!

Sorry, Daphne, cowards first.

- That's not a ghost. - Ghost? Ghost?

Yikes!

Scooby, is that you?

[mumbling] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No.

Scooby, why the disguise?

Huh? Oh!

[laughs]

Where are the others?

Drat! Our ingenious devices failed to scare them off.

Relax, my bird-beaked buddy.

When they see two living skeletons chasing them

they'll move their bones faster than we can move ours.

[laughs]

We'll have them out of this building

in two shakes of a leg bone.

[laughs]

Uh-oh. Hold it, gang.

[ghostly laughing]

[chuckles] More mechanical junk. Kid's stuff.

Well, these can actually walk and talk.

Yeah. Either they're real people, or--

Hey, like, couldn't we discuss this someplace else?

Yeah. Bye!

swish swish

[ghostly laughter]

Velma, we both know those aren't real skeletons, right?

- Right. - But just in case they are...

Right!

Don't be silly. If you'd just listen a minute...

[upbeat music]

[laughter continues]

screech

slurp slurp slurp

Mm-hmm.

Delicious-looking bones.

screech

screech

- A door. - Inside, quick.

screech

Holy vertebrae, we've got visitors.

Yes, Robin.

And I think when we remove these costumes

we'll find a couple of boneheads.

Oh, drat.

[laughs]

Scooby, bring your friends to get us out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(Batman) 'Watch it, Robin, he broke free.'

Huh?

[laughs]

[all laugh]

How amusing.

The Clown Prince of Crime is now the Crown Prince of Climb.

[laughs]

Whoop!

[gasps] I'll go get 'em.

[Batman and Robin laughing]

Yes, we passed the phony bills

at the various rides and refreshment stands.

It was so easy, we couldn't resist.

Even though you knew it was against the law

to pass illegal tender?

Huh? What's that?

Counterfeit money.

Where did you have this money printed?

My dear lad, we didn't have it printed.

'It was given to us by an anonymous benefactor.'

What?

Someone telephoned us last week

told us to leave some real cash under our doormat.

After that, every morning, on our doorstep

there was a crate with a clown in it.

Full of phony fives and tens.

What about the vanishing house?

(Penguin) 'The what?'

The farmhouse that really isn't there.

Ha-ha! Look, you young jackanapes

I'm the one who's supposed to make the jokes.

Do you know who Mrs. Baker is?

[chuckling] I know who Mrs. Baker is.

That creature's mother.

Bow-wow. Arf-arf.

[laughs]

Eh! Ooh. Co-o-orny.

Robin, I think they're telling the truth.

Those two only passed the phony cash.

Holy enigmas.

Then who smuggled it into the country, the Riddler?

That's a riddle we'll have to solve later.

For your part in this crime

you two will spend a long time behind bars.

[gulps] Not again.

(Batman) 'These men are Gotham City detectives.'

When Robin and I were trapped in the pit

we summoned them with our miniature Bat-radio.

'Gentlemen, you may take them away.'

- Right, right. - 'Hold it.'

He meant the other way around.

Fellow crime fighters, the brain of this counterfeiting operation

is still on the loose.

And we haven't one single clue to his identity.

Whoever he is, he has Mrs. Baker with him.

That poor, sweet old lady.

- I wonder... - What is it, Freddy?

I wonder if there's a clue in the fact that

all of Mrs. Baker's furniture was nailed to the floor.

Hold it, chum. Hm.

Furniture nailed to the floor?

Maybe she did it in case of an earthquake.

[laughs]

Batman, there can only be one reason

why that furniture was nailed to the floor.

Right. And we're going back there

to see if we can make that vanished house un-vanish.

Robin, to the Batmobile.

(Fred) Kids, to the Mystery Machine.

vroom

[ominous music]

Holy hallucinations.

It's back.

The house is back.

Then we weren't dreaming after all.

(Shaggy) 'Looks like Mrs. Baker is up there.'

(Batman) 'Maybe it's not Mrs. Baker, Shaggy.'

Maybe it's the man we're looking for.

Yeah. I'd sure like to find out who's up there.

And what gives with this kooky old house.

We will. We mustn't let him or them

slip out of our hands again.

Robin and I will enter through the front

make our way up to the living-room stairs.

And we'll enter through the kitchen door

and cover the back stairs.

And if we see anything suspicious

Scooby will bark a signal to you.

- That won't work. - 'Why not, Shag?'

Like, Scooby and I won't be there.

Like, we're not going into any house

that might vanish while we're in it.

No way.

Uh, we'll stay out here and watch the cars.

Actually, a good idea. Let's go, kids.

[owl hooting]

I hope they'll be back soon.

Yeah. Yeah-yeah-yeah.

[instrumental music]

Shaggy was right.

Everything's nailed to the floor.

Yes.

And now let's have a look-see upstairs.

We've got to find the back stairs.

[teeth chattering]

Yipe!

creak

An iron hinge, and pulley ropes inside.

Wow, Mother Nature goofed on this one.

Look. Look!

(Robin) 'Holy cement mixers. What happened?'

(Batman) 'Just hang on, Robin.'

'When the room is upside down'

we can drop to the floor.

Uh, I mean, the ceiling.

- Oh, what's happening? - Beats me.

This is worse than the Haunted House.

So that's how it's done. Like, wow.

Like, how?

It disappears when you pull this branch down.

Let's see what's outside now.

Walking on the ceiling is kind of weird, eh, Batman?

Yes, it is, Robin.

creak

Whoever was in the house escaped through that tunnel.

You know, I always get a weird feeling

when I stand on a ceiling.

Now you know how a housefly feels.

And I'll feel better away from under that big, heavy stove.

Scooby, I mean, like, we've got to bring our friends back.

Help me.

[grunts]

[rumbling]

Batman, it's rotating again.

We'll be sealed in. Come on.

Oh, too late.

Hey, what's happening?

(Velma) 'Here we go again.'

Jeepers, I've heard of revolving doors

but a revolving house?

Scoob, they don't know anything about this tree.

Let's tell 'em.

swish

[upbeat music]

Batman, that must control the rotation.

[rumbling]

Whoever's doing this to us is sadly unbalanced.

He's not the only one.

Batman. Like, we found out what makes the house move.

- So did we, Shaggy. - Are you kids alright?

Yes, Batman, now that we're out of this mixing machine.

[laughs] Oh!

That's our man.

After him!

[tense music]

Robin, you stay here with them while I check this out.

He's up here somewhere.

'Come on, I'll give you a hand.'

Okay. Come on, follow me.

And above all, move quietly.

[suspenseful music]

[creaking]

[barking]

- Shh. - Keep that dog quiet.

Shaggy, tell Scooby to stop that.

Hey, Scoob, will you stop already?

This is a hound who can't take a hint.

'Well, that ought to do it.'

[mumbling]

[barking]

- It's not Scooby. - Ah, a toy dog, no doubt.

That indicates that the perpetrator is here.

Sorry, Scoob.

(Batman) Hm. Piles of crates up ahead, could be risky.

You kids wait here while Robin and I scout that area.

Stay together. Don't let anything separate you.

[intense music]

[laughs]

swish

Uh, look at that.

boink boink boink

Scramble!

[upbeat music]

boing boing

[music continues]

Oh! My glasses.

Ow!

Oh!

[whirring]

Yikes!

Oh!

Look out!

[whirring]

[carnival music]

boink

crash

Help!

[whirring]

Oh, thank you, Boy Wonder.

Scooby-Doo.

thud

[music continues]

swish swish swish

boink

swish

Scooby-Doo, where are you?

swish swish swish

Here I am.

Where?

crash

clack clack clack

Like, help! Get me out of here!

Somebody! Anybody!

[creaking]

boing

boing

Jinkies!

[tense music]

[whirring]

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

(Scooby) Yeow!

[tense music]

[groans] Woe is me.

Look, the hooded man.

'We'll never catch him. He's on a unicycle.'

[wheel squeaking]

What we need is wheels. Follow me.

squeak squeak

He's not in the next aisle. See anything?

Not a thing.

Wait. There he is, on a unicycle.

(Batman) Let's go.

[tense music]

swish swish

clack clack

[music continues]

squeak squeak squeak

Oh, boy. Feet, do your duty.

whomp

[music continues]

swish swish swish

Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

Where am I?

swish swish swish

boink boink

Get along, little donkey.

squeak squeak squeak

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

swish swish swish

crash

boink

swoop

whomp

Holy basketballs. That's two points.

And game.

Before the cops come to take him away, Batman

make him tell us what happened to Mrs. Baker.

Yes, that dear, sweet, old lady.

The poor woman was just an innocent

bystander in all this.

'She simply vanished.'

- Well? - You fools.

Mrs. Baker didn't vanish.

She's been here all the time.

Mrs. Baker!

Then you were the counterfeiter.

And I still would be if it weren't for that dumb dog.

What'd I do?

You're the hero of this piece, Scooby.

- I am? - Sure.

You captured Penguin and the Joker

and now you got Mrs. Baker.

(Batman) 'You're A-okay with us, Scooby.'

Scooby-Doo!

We don't have any Scooby Snacks

but how about some Bat-snacks as a reward?

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

chomp chomp chomp

[laughter]

[theme song]

Huh?

- 'Hey, Scooby!' - Huh?

♪ Scooby Scooby-Doo lookin' for you ♪

♪ Scooby Scooby-Doo where are ya? ♪

Over here.

♪ All the stars are here ♪

♪ Waitin' for you ♪

♪ Couldn't have a show without ya ♪

♪ Scooby Scoobity-Doo ♪

[music continues]

♪ Na na na-na na ♪

♪ Na-na na-na ♪

♪ Na na na-na na ♪

♪ Scooby Scoobity-Doo ♪

(all) Hey, Scooby!

(Shaggy) Where are you?

(Scooby) Over here.