Original subtitles

Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing

Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing

If turbocharged action's What you really crave

They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave

They're the Batwheels

Four-wheeled fighters Of crime

Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime

Batwheels They look great in black

Batwheels Hop in the back

-Not it. -Not it.

Not it.

Fine.

Better find good hiding places.

Hmm. 'Cause I am the best seeker ever.

Ten, nine, eight...

Oh, man. I'm just too big.

...seven,

six...

Ugh, this isn't gonna work either.

...five, four,

three...

...two, one! Ready or not, here I come.

I see you, Buff.

It's not fair.

There's never any place for me to hide.

I'm tired of being so big.

MOE, I'd like to introduce you to a very special visitor.

This is The Atom.

Uh... Where is he?

Whoa!

Ohh! You mean

the hero from the Justice League

who can shrink to tiny size.

Sorry. Sometimes I forget.

The Atom would like to store some backup equipment

here in the cave.

Whoa! What's that doohickey?

It's a Dwarf Star conversion field generator.

A what's-y what now?

-A shrink belt. -Ooo!

It allows me to control my size.

I can become small, incredibly small,

or...

Impossibly small.

Cool!

Sorry.

We'll find a safe place for it in the Bat-vault.

After lunch, though, right?

You said your butler, Alfred, has a jumbo shrimp cocktail

on ice for us.

Shrinking makes me really hungry.

Keep that safe till we get back.

A shrink belt!

Bet that comes in handy.

Hey, everyone. So what were you all doing before I got home?

We were playing hide and go seek.

- Not it! - Not it!

Ugh! Fine.

Again. Ten,

nine, eight...

I wonder if I can use this to finally win a game

of hide and seek.

Which one of these buttons do you--

Whoa!

...three, two, one! Go!

Gotcha! Huh?

I was sure I saw Buff hiding here.

He always tries to hide here.

Ha! Found ya.

Three for one.

I told you we should've spread out.

And four!

I see you, Bibi.

Ha! That's everyone.

-Except for Buff. -Yeah, where is he?

He really has a good hiding place this time.

Olly olly oxen-free, Buff.

- You win. - Yay, Buff!

- Great job. - You can come out now.

-Where could he be? -Maybe he hid outside.

You know how upset he gets

always being the first one found.

Right.

Let's go see.

I'm here! I'm here!

Hey.

Aah!

How did everything get so big?

Wait, it's not big.

I'm small!

The shrink belt worked.

Tristan Teddy Bear,

you're so huge.

I can finally give you a big bear hug

without totally crushing you.

Look at me.

I'm tiny!

Whoo-hoo!

This is awesome!

And for the first time,

I won hide and go seek!

Whoa! Yeah!

Whoo-hoo!

Let's go!

Whoo-hoo!

Uh-oh...

Whoa!

Okay.

Maybe a little small.

This could be dangerous.

Help! Anybody?

Help!

Help!

Help!

Huh? Time to debug the cave again.

Okay, Buff. Calm down.

It's gonna be okay.

I just have to get to that shrink belt

and use it to grow myself big again.

There it is.

But how do I--

Ace, you have to help me.

Ace!

Stop! I'm not a toy!

I promise, if I get out of this,

I'll never complain about being big

ever again.

Whoa!

Bad dog! You don't play fetch with a truck.

No! Stop.

Please stop.

Oh, no.

I'm not a dog toy, Ace!

I'm Buff!

We always play together.

I'm your good friend.

Are you asleep?

Oh, man! I'm not a stuffed animal.

Ugh!

How am I gonna get all the way back up there?

Hey!

Shrink belt,

here I come.

Whoa!

Whoa, whoa whoa!

Whoa, whoa whoa!

Almost there.

I'm gonna make it.

Yeah!

There you are!

I better get you put away before I lose you again.

No!

Huh. Thought I got rid of all those bugs.

MOE! I need that belt!

MOE!

Okay, now I'm really worried. I don't think he's here.

I'm here! I'm here!

And he's not responding to the Bat-comm.

You don't think the Legion of Zoom

got him, do ya?

What if I'm stuck small forever?

I never realized how much I liked being big before now.

Oh, Ace, it's me.

How can I get him to recognize me?

The magnifying glass.

Come on, boy! Follow me. Let's go!

Ace, can you hear me buddy?

I need your help.

I thought Batman was gonna lock that up in the Bat-vault.

Oh, right!

With all the excitement, I guess I forgot.

Oh, no! If he puts that belt in the vault,

I'll never reach it.

Ace, get me to that belt!

Ace, what's wrong, boy?

Now or never!

Yeah!

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

-Buff! -Buff!

Good to see you. Glad you're back.

Whoops. Sorry, I can explain.

Please don't be mad at me.

- Buff... - I know.

I know.

It's just sometimes, it's hard being so big.

Why? That's what makes you cool.

Yeah! Sometimes I wish

I were big and strong like you.

Really? Honestly?

I guess it's not so bad to be like me.

The real me, I mean.

We wouldn't have you any other way.

Hey, and if hiding in the cave is the problem,

we can always play hide and go seek outside.

There are plenty of big places to hide out there, Buff.

Hey, yeah.

- Not it! - Ugh!

Fine. Again, again.

I want to eat a lot of things.

Hmm...

But I don't wanna eat small things.

I wanna eat big things.

But even when I'm small,

I wanna eat big things, you know?

Hmm. MOE, we're ready to store the shrink belt now.

Yes, sir, Bat boss! Right away.

Whoa!

Ahh, I'm shrinking!

Oops. I really should think about putting a lock

on the belt controls.

-Agreed. -I'll get him.

Just give me a minute.

Batwheels

Batwheels

Batwheels

Batwheels Hop in the back