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The grounds are really bright.

They're really bright for this early in the morning.

Yeah...

I didn't hear from you for a while. What were you up to?

Nothing special.

Like hell! You and Norikazu went off somewhere, didn't you?

He wasn't at school either while you were gone.

C'mon, where'd you two go?

Midori, tell me where.

Midori... Midori, what's with you?

I'm not saying!

Midori!

Oh, for Heaven's sake!

Good morning to you...

Professor.

How might I help you?

Yukimoto! How could you write this?!

How could I write what?

Read it yourself.

Question: In 200 words, discuss the basis of...

...the twelve note musical scale of the late Romantic period.

Answer: Professor Saiki, as I look at your figure from behind...

...as you administer this exam, I write for you this answer.

Your long hair, your perfect skin, your bewitching gaze...

Just thinking about them sets my heart on fire!

Your lips...

Your lips, so carefully rouged into so full a smile...

How many men have longed for those lips?

That's not what you wrote!

That lewd little mouth of yours was really asking...

..."How many men have those 'lips' sent to Heaven!"

Oh Dean...! Stop it! Oh god... Don't...

How did you...

How did you get that?!

Professor... Would you please disrobe?

What did you just say?

Stop it! Turn the tape off.

Professor, please disrobe.

Professor, you're still wearing something.

Yukimoto, please. Don't do this.

Stop it! Turn it off!

Yukimoto, don't do this to me.

Please move your hands, Professor.

Such large breasts. A 36" bust, to be sure.

How many men have squeezed them?

No, don't...

Professor, be so kind as to move your other hand.

Now then, spread your legs apart.

Why, Professor! Getting wet so soon?

Please, don't say that.

Now then, please play the piano.

Yukimoto, what are you...?!

Professor, your hands have a job to do. Continue the recital.

Professor, your nipples are this hard already?

Don't say that.

Yu- Yukimoto, not there!

Spread your legs, please.

No!

Now move your hips.

No... Stop it!

Professor, your recital is suffering.

Yukimoto, I can't...

Yukimoto, no!

Professor...

How many men have been inside of you?

No! Don't say things like that.

Yukimoto, no.

A teacher and a student can't... Please, stop.

But it's all right for a teacher and the Dean to do it?

That was... Don't!

Professor, I'm about to release.

No, not inside me!

Well, then you shouldn't be holding it in so tightly.

Don't say... Oh god, I'm going to...!

No! Pull it out!

I'm... I'm... Oh god!

Good morning, everyone!

And now for the morning announcements.

Very good, Professor.

How many men have you practiced on?

No, you can't rest yet.

Here it comes.

No!

No!

Midori...

Midori...

I'm going to...!

Midori...

Supernatural Beast Battlefront ADVENTURE KID 3

Original Story by TOSHIO MAEDA

You new here? I thought I knew everyone here in hell.

You know, you're kinda cute. Wanna have some fun?

Screenplay by AKIO SATSUKAWA

"Fun...?"

Music by MASAMICHI AMANO

Norikazu, you JERK!

Character Design RYUNOSUKE OTONASHI YUJI TAKAHASHI Art Director SOHEl KOIZUMI

Animation Director YUJI TAKAHASHI Director of Photography YOSHIAKI YASUHARA

You promised! Tell us where the key is!

Oh well... Kingan, transform!

Right.

Directed by YOSHITAKA FUJIMOTO

Now say my name. "Eganko. "

Eganko.

Supernatural Beast Battlefront ADVENTURE KID 3 The Miracle Love Potion

I'm dying! You're killing me!

Interesting idea, Dakiniten.

If you, a Lady of hell, were to die...

...just where exactly would you end up?

Sire, some news...

What?! My son is a slave to a human?!

Look at this, Sire.

What?!

In addition, she refers to him by the lowly name of "Horny. "

The noble name of Kingan is denied him...

...and replaced with "Horny?!" Unforgivable!

YES!

Mephisto! Is Mephisto here?

So, Mephisto. You've been with me for 500 years, haven't you?

And I am filled with gratitude for your majesty's good will.

Here's your chance to regain your freedom.

Go to the human world and bring back the prince.

I must humbly suggest that Mephisto is unsuited for this responsibility.

500 years ago, he allowed the master demon alchemist to escape.

All because he was distracted by a woman.

If you fail, you forfeit your life!

Because I'll be sending him after you, next!

But since Eganko's left...

...the doorway to the human world is sealed.

Why don't I try to break that seal open?

These thighs let Eganko into this world when she was born.

Tell me, boy... Do you have what it takes to get in here?

So, how does it feel to wear only your birthday suit, Professor?

Yukimoto, please. Give me back my clothes!

I've brought a wonderful outfit for you.

Please put this on.

Yukimoto...! You seriously expect me to wear this?!

Put it on, Professor.

The collar as well, Professor.

Now turn around, please.

Yukimoto, what are you...?!

Yukimoto...?

Stick it out a bit more, Professor.

Professor, you're already getting wet?

Don't... It's embarrassing...

Professor, a bit wider, please.

Professor, do you ever play with yourself?

No, I don't do things like that.

Well then, do you play with toys?

What?

Yukimoto...!

Professor, liars always get punished in the end.

Yukimoto, stop it!

No! Don't!

You seem to be enjoying this. Why don't I leave it in?

Yukimoto.

No... Oh no...

Do you like it, Professor? Shall I leave it like this?

No, Yukimoto... Stop it...

No! Stop it! I'm going to...!

Stop! Stop it! I'm almost...!

I can't help it!

I'm... OH!

Professor, don't hog the fun all to yourself.

I'd like a bit of that as well.

Taste good, Professor?

Here's your reward.

Please continue, Professor.

Midori...

If only this was Midori, instead.

Professor, I'm about ready. Swallow all of it when it comes.

Professor...!

Midori!

Norio! On your way home?

No, it's test prep class, for me.

Killer. And it's Summer, too.

Say, Midori. Do you like the opera?

I've two tickets to the Met for tonight.

Care to join me?

Sorry, but I have plans. Today's Norikazu's birthday.

And I bet that's a homemade cake for him you've got there.

Bingo!

Too bad. Guess I'll use the other seat for my bag of textbooks.

Sorry I can't join you. See you tomorrow!

Midori...

As much as I care for you... What do you see in Hanyu?!

Hey... Cut it out!

C'mon, let's pick up where we left off.

If she hadn't butted in that time, we could've gone all the way.

But, that was just...! Hey!

THIS part of you's being honest.

Happy birthday-

Midori!

Oh, Norikazu.

Norikazu...

Norikazu, I HATE YOU!

Midori!

Norikazu, wait!

And he had so much to give me...

Norikazu, you stupid jerk!

Midori! Midori, wait up!

We used to play together when we were little...

I used to dream about growing up and marrying you.

I've always loved you...

And now... Now...!

How dare you make the mistress cry!

What the hell is that?!

You let Horny crawI around in your shirt?!

But he asked if he could ride in there...

And I suppose you'd let him into your panties if he asked?!

What's that supposed to mean?! You stupid jerk!

- To hell with you! - Midori!

Midori...

Looks like she's asleep. Poor kid.

Your highness, why won't you come back to hell with me?

'Cause I LIKE this lifestyle!

Nothing wrong with being this cutie's slave, no sir!

I get to slip into her cleavage...

...and wander around in some even more interesting places.

Lemme show you something cool.

Umm, love that smell! Lookit this!

God, I love touching this thing!

Hey, wanna give this a try?

Do you wanna look in here? Huh? Mephisto?

You saw me?

Jerk!

Eganko!

You're pretty well in the mood, I see.

This is just...

C'mon... Let's pick up where we left off.

- No! - C'mon.

No! I only love Midori!

And thanks to you, our relationship's shot to shit!

Get out of my life! I hate you!

I never want to see you again!

Norikazu...

The hell with you!

Mom!

Oh! Eganko! Something wrong?

I just needed to hear your voice.

I always feel better when I talk to you.

- Where are you? - The human world.

The human world?! Have you been with the prince?

Prince? Oh, Kingan. Yeah, I guess.

Mephisto's there to bring him back.

Mephisto's here, too?

So, how are the men in the human world?

Bet you've got 'em lined up for you.

Well... There's this girl who's screwing it up for me.

I think the potion should take care of a human girl in one shot.

"Potion?"

Have you forgotten? The miracle love potion...

...that's been in our family for generations.

The miracle love potion... The Sigh of Isolde.

That might work... Thanks, Mom!

Good luck.

Just you wait... With the Sigh of Isolde...

...I'll mess up all your plans for him.

- No... Stop it! - Oh, you like it.

I didn't come here for this!

I know. But is it so bad?

No... Don't do that...!

You're good at this.

Pretty crappy roost you've got here.

Eganko!

Wha-?! Who is she?! What's going on here?

Uh... Well...

- I'm history, pal! - No, please...!

Christ... Serves me right!

Wait, come back!

Considering how you've come all the way to the human world...

...I'd think you'd get something better than this!

Not in the budget. Rent's outrageous around here!

Liar. You just need a place for your little diversions.

So, did you manage to talk Kingan into going back?

The prince just won't listen to me.

He likes being that cute girl's slave.

There she goes again!

That little bitch is nothing but trouble for ANYONE from hell!

Hey, Mephisto. Why don't you help me out?

Huh?

If my plan works, Kingan'll go home with you.

Well, in that case...

I know it's short notice, but I need to check the Hell-Net database.

Gotta find someone who's got the hots for that "Midori" girl.

Won't accessing the base get us in trouble?

Keep quiet about it and who'll know?

Norio Yukimoto, huh?

I'm bored... Lemme out!

I thought lookin' in her panties was okay!

Professor... Have you kept your promise?

Midori...

Why won't you acknowledge me? My heart is drawn to you.

This horny sow is only a substitute for you.

Professor, I'm about to release.

No! Not inside!

Then don't move your body so much.

I'm just... No...

Oh, yes!

Who are you? How'd you get in here without a key?!

Oh please. That's no trick at all.

So, you want Midori Asai for yourself.

You want Midori Asai, I want Norikazu Hanyu.

Norikazu's in your way, and Midori's in my way.

You take her, and I'll take Norikazu.

Like that'd work?

If we use this.

The miracle love potion: The Sigh of Isolde.

"Sigh of Isolde?"

What are you...?

I just need a little of your sperm.

Stop it!

Stop it, please!

No...

You're a naughty little girl, aren't you?

Now, as an example, we take this equation...

...in which we'll solve for the variables x, y, and z.

We pay attention to the second equation: x + 3y - 3z = 6.

We're going to leave the x on the left side of...

...of the problem while moving 3y and 3z...

You sure this is going to work?

The blue one is Norikazu's...

The red is the love potion with your sperm added.

You're about to see its effect.

Midori!

Professor!

Now watch. We rubbed that woman of yours all over with the stuff.

Are you okay, Professor?

Who did this horrible thing to you?!

Hanyu... I can't take it anymore...

Please... Squeeze my breasts...

But...?!

I... I don't know what's wrong with me...

Please. I can't take it anymore...

Hanyu, please... Please, hurry!

Harder... Hanyu, harder!

Yes! More! Harder!

Harder! Harder!

Hanyu, come into me.

- "Into you?!" - Please.

B- but...!

This is a teacher's order!

Right...

Hurry!

Professor, I'm putting it in.

Oh, yes!

Ow! What're you doing?! What's your problem?!

Inside.

What are you doing?!

See? That's what your boyfriend's REALLY like.

Someone who'd do his own teacher.

Now it's your turn.

'Scuse me, Miss.

Stop it! What are you doing?!

No! Stop it!

No! Stop-!

Don't...

Oh, YES!

Good luck.

Midori...

Don't!

Midori...

No!

Midori, be true to your feelings!

See? This part of you already is.

I can't...

Midori, I love you!

Yukimoto, stop it!

That's funny. Any woman who gets covered with the potion...

...should be drawn to the man the sperm came from and...

...fall hopelessly in love with him.

What?

I mixed up the red and the blue.

You moron!

No! Stop it!

Midori...!

My body... It feels so hot...

No... No! I'm in love... with Norikazu!

Stop it!

What... What the hell's with you?!

You think I'm not good enough for you?!

Don't make me laugh!

You think any of you are my equal?!

Compared to an elite like me, you're all just insects!

You incompetents should fall down on your knees in front of me!

No, stop it!

Save me!

Norikazu, save me!

Midori!

Norio, stop it!

Midori, don't you really want this?

Hanyu?!

You son of a...!

So, we're "insects", huh?

He's getting away! After him!

Midori...

Norikazu... You saved me.

Midori, I-

It's okay.

Midori...

Norikazu...

Oh? I don't see the prince with you.

Well, I...

You poor SOB. I guess this is Doomsday for you.

So... He's coming, is he?

Sharpening his claws right now. Wonder who's the unlucky victim?

He'll be there soon.

I'll be going to Midori's house after this.

And after I get what I want, we'll both die together!

Well, uh, good for you...

But before that, I'm going to beat the living shit out of...

...you and that vampire chick!

Whoa!

Incoming transmission!

Shut up, you fucking machine!

No! He's coming in from hell...!

5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

The hell with this thing!

Now what's going to happen?