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- IRINA, HEY.

WHEN MR. JOHNSON CALLS,

CAN YOU MAKE SURE IT COMES THROUGH TO OUR OFFICE?

- SURE. - THANK YOU.

OH, MAYBE GO WITH THE ORANGE INSTEAD?

- HEY, HON.

UH, YEAH, OKAY.

THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU SOON.

LOVE YOU TOO.

ALL RIGHT, BYE.

- WAS THAT WILL?

- HE'S COMING BY FOR LUNCH.

SAYS HE WANTS TO ASK ME SOMETHING.

- ASK YOU SOMETHING?

- MACY, PLEASE.

- WELL, HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN TOGETHER?

- ALMOST EIGHT MONTHS.

AND WILL'S BEEN INTERNING FOR HIS MBA,

AND HE THINKS THE COMPANY MIGHT HAVE A JOB FOR HIM

WHEN HE GRADUATES.

SO HE WOULD STAY IN L.A.

- WELL, THAT SOUNDS SERIOUS TO ME, ALICIA.

YOUR BRIDESMAIDS SHOULD WEAR BLUE.

EVERYONE LOOKS GOOD IN BLUE.

- PAGING ALICIA CROSBY.

- WELL, HELLO THERE, MR. WILLIAM RANDALL.

- CAN I TAKE YOU TO LUNCH?

- ABSOLUTELY.

- COME ON.

- SO WHAT'S UP?

YOU SAID YOU HAD TO ASK ME SOMETHING.

- WELL, I JUST FOUND OUT

WESTRADE IS GIVING ME SOME TIME OFF,

SO I CAN ACTUALLY HAVE A SPRING BREAK.

- OH, VACATION.

- YEAH, BUT NOT TO THE TROPICAL RESORT

YOU WERE JUST IMAGINING.

- WILL, I WASN'T IMA--

OKAY, FINE, I WAS.

- I'M THINKING ABOUT GOING UP TO MY GRANDMA'S HOUSE.

SHE LIVES ON A LAKE.

- OH.

- ALL MY FAMILY'S GONNA BE THERE.

- OKAY, WELL, THAT WILL BE REALLY NICE FOR YOU.

- WELL, IT'D BE A LOT NICE IF YOU'D COME WITH ME.

- REALLY?

- YEAH, REALLY.

I THINK IT'S TIME YOU MEET MY FAMILY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- I WOULD LOVE TO.

- AWESOME.

YEAH, 'CAUSE I COULD USE YOUR SUPPORT UP THERE.

I GOTTA TELL MY PARENTS THAT I PLAN TO STAY IN L.A.

WHEN I GRADUATE IN JUNE.

- AND THAT'S A BAD THING?

- LOOK, THE PLAN HAS ALWAYS BEEN

FOR ME TO TAKE OVER THE FAMILY SPORTING GOODS STORE.

CONSIDERING HOW LONG THAT PLAN'S BEEN IN EFFECT,

IT'S NOT GONNA GO OVER VERY WELL.

- HOW LONG HAS THAT PLAN BEEN IN EFFECT?

- WELL, I'M 28 YEARS OLD.

SO 28 YEARS.

- WOW.

- I GOTTA GO.

- OKAY. - MEETING IN TEN.

OH, I SHOULD TELL YOU.

WHEN THE RANDALLS ALL GET TOGETHER,

WE DO THIS FAMILY SPORTS TOURNAMENT.

THE RANDALL FAMILY GAMES.

- WOW. REALLY?

- YEAH, MY FOLKS GET A LITTLE EXCITED ABOUT IT,

BUT IT SHOULD BE FUN.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL CALL YOU LATER.

- YES, PLEASE.

- I LOVE YOU. - LOVE YOU TOO.

ARE YOU SURE IT'S 8:30? IT FEELS LIKE 5:00 A.M.

- THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT PACKING.

WOW, YOU LOOK REALLY DRESSED UP

FOR AN EIGHT-HOUR CAR RIDE.

- I JUST WANT TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION.

- WELL, IN MY EXPERIENCE,

RANDALLS ARE PREDISPOSED TO LOVE YOU.

- FEELING'S MUTUAL.

- ALL RIGHT, LET'S HIT THE ROAD

FOR A PEACEFUL, RELAXED HOLIDAY.

- OKAY.

- ♪ WHAT GOOD ARE WE DOING

♪ STANDING AROUND HERE ARGUING ♪

♪ 'CAUSE WE'RE NOT GETTING ANYWHERE ♪

♪ BY LIVING IN THE PAST

♪ WE DON'T HAVE TO MOVE TOO FAST ♪

- I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOUR FAMILY, WILL.

- I GOTTA WARN YOU, MY FAMILY IS REALLY COMPETITIVE,

AND THEY LIVE FOR THIS SPORTS TOURNAMENT.

- OH, YOU WERE SERIOUS ABOUT THAT?

- DEADLY SERIOUS.

EVEN MY 80-YEAR-OLD GRANDMA PLAYS.

- WELL, YOU KNOW I'M NOT ATHLETIC,

BUT I'M GONNA WIN THEM OVER WITH MY CHARM.

- YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT.

- I KNOW.

AT LEAST I'LL GET A TAN.

WOW, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL HERE.

IT'S SO CUTE. - WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- I LOVE IT.

WOW.

- OH, WILL!

- IT'S ABOUT TIME. - OH, SWEETHEART.

- DID YOU LEAVE YESTERDAY? - HEY.

- DARLING, OH.

- HEY, BUDDY, HOW ARE YOU? - ALL RIGHT, GOOD.

- ALICIA?

- HI. - I'M GRANDMA DORIE.

WILL DIDN'T DO YOU JUSTICE

WHEN HE SAID YOU WERE PRETTY.

YOU ARE STUNNING.

- OH, THANK YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME.

- ALICIA, HI. - HI.

- I'M WILL'S MOM, BARB. - OH, SO NICE TO MEET YOU.

- YEAH, AND I'M DOUG, WILL'S DAD.

AND THIS IS THE REST OF THE GANG.

THIS IS MY BROTHER TIM. - HOWDY.

- HIS SON MITCH. - HI.

- WILL'S SISTER SAM. HER FIANCE JEFF.

AND OF COURSE THERE WILL BE A TEST, SO STUDY.

- UH-OH. - COME ON, DAD.

- HE'S JUST KIDDING. THERE'S NO TEST.

- GOOD.

- BUT I DO HOPE YOU BROUGHT OTHER SHOES,

BECAUSE THOSE ARE NOT GONNA SERVE YOU WELL

IN THE GAMES TOMORROW.

- UM, YEAH, SURE. I DID.

- GOOD.

- SO DINNER WILL BE READY SOON.

- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET UP TO THE HOUSE, OKAY?

YOU GUYS WANT TO HELP OUT WITH THE LUGGAGE?

- YEAH, SURE. - MY DEAR GIRL.

- HEY, BUDDY, HOW YOU DOING? - UNCLE TIM, GOOD TO SEE YOU.

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

A LITTLE OVER-DRESSY FOR THE LAKE.

- MAC, BE NICE.

- IT'S THE LAKE.

- THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DINNER, MRS. RANDA.

- IT'S BARB, DEAR.

AND YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.

- SHE DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING BUT VEGETABLES.

- I KNOW.

MAYBE SHE'S ONE OF THOSE L.A. GIRLS

WHO DOESN'T EAT CARBS.

- OR ONE OF THOSE VEGETARIANS.

- YOU LIKED IT? - IT WAS GOOD.

- SO HOW'S THE WEDDING PLANNING COMING?

- ONLY TWO MONTHS TO GO.

GRAN'S GOT ALL THESE PLANS FOR THE HOUSE.

IT'S GONNA LOOK GORGEOUS.

- WHY HAVE A BIG OLD HOUSE LIKE THIS

IF I CAN'T HOST A FABULOUS PARTY OR TWO IN IT?

- WELL, I STILL THINK WE SHOULD DO IT

IN OUR BATHING SUITS OUT ON THE DOCK.

- THAT GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING

TO WALKING THE PLANK, JEFF.

- AND THIS IS WHY, THOUGH I WILL MISS YOU,

I'M GLAD YOU HAVE TO GO HOME AND GO TO WORK TOMORROW.

I THINK IT'S BEST IF YOU DON'T HELP TOO MUCH

WITH THE WEDDING PLANNING.

- IT'S TOO BAD. WE'LL MISS YOU, BUDDY.

- YEAH, WELL, UNFORTUNATELY MY BOSS,

HE DOESN'T PLACE MUCH WEIGHT IN THE RANDALL FAMILY GAMES.

- YEAH.

- SO, WILLIAM DEAR,

HOW IS LOS ANGELES TREATING YOU?

- WELL, IT'S GOOD, GRAN. IT'S GOOD.

- I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DEAL

WITH THAT CROWDED, POLLUTED CITY

AFTER GROWING UP HERE.

- WELL, L.A.'S GOT A LOT OF NATURE TOO, DAD.

GREAT HIKING TRAILS FOR ONE.

- HIKING TRAILS WITH SPECTACULAR CITY VIEWS.

IT'S THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.

- DO YOU DO A LOT OF HIKING?

- OH, NO, NOT A LOT. I'M MORE OF A BEACH GIRL.

- OH, REALLY? DO YOU SURF?

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY IT.

- NO, I'VE NEVER SURFED.

I JUST LIKE LAYING IN THE SAND

AND WATCHING THE OCEAN.

WE RENTED BIKES THAT ONE TIME. REMEMBER, WILL?

- YEAH.

- OF COURSE YOU GOTTA DRIVE AN HOUR IN TRAFFIC

BEFORE YOU GET THERE.

- YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S RIGHT.

- YEAH, THERE'S TRAFFIC,

BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE EVERYONE WANTS TO LIVE THERE.

- [scoffs] IS THAT THE PARTY LINE?

- NO, REALLY.

THERE ARE SO MANY UNIQUE CULTURES AND INDUSTRIES IN L.A.

AMAZING RESTAURANTS AND GOOD COLLEGES

AND UNIVERSITIES.

I MEAN, LOOK AT WILL.

HE HAS THIS GREAT EDUCATION,

AND HIS INTERNSHIP WENT SO WELL

THAT THEY OFFERED HIM A JOB WHEN HE GRADUATES.

- UM, YEAH, BUT, I--

I HAVEN'T ACCEPTED IT YET.

- WELL, YEAH, I THOUGHT WE HAD THIS SETTLED.

GONNA COME BACK AND TAKE RANDALL SPORTING GOODS

INTO THE NEXT GENERATION.

- WELL, I THINK I'VE DONE A PRETTY DECENT JOB

OF MANAGING THE STORE THE LAST THREE YEARS.

EVEN IF I DON'T HAVE A FANCY MBA.

- I'M SORRY.

- REMEMBER, THE STORE ORIGINALLY

WAS GRANDPA ED'S DREAM.

WE ALL HAVE OUR OWN DREAMS.

- YEAH, THE STORE WILL BE 50 YEARS OLD THIS FALL.

WON'T IT BE GREAT TO HAVE A THIRD GENERATION RANDALL

AT THE HELM?

- SO I'LL BE BUNKING WITH MITCH.

LITERALLY, BUNK BEDS.

- HMM, SOUNDS LIKE FUN. - YEAH.

AND YOU AND MY SISTER WILL BE IN THE ROOM DOWN THE HALL,

AND THE LUGGAGE IS ALREADY IN THERE.

- WILL, HONEY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO SPOIL

YOUR JOB NEWS LIKE THAT, OKAY?

I JUST--I DON'T WANT US TO GO TO BED MAD.

- I'M NOT MAD.

- HON, YOU KNOW HOW PROUD I AM OF YOU.

AND IT'S JUST REALLY OVERWHELMING

TO MEET YOUR FAMILY ALL AT ONCE,

AND I JUST WANTED TO HELP

AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,

AND I GOT NERVOUS.

- I'M SORRY. YOU KNOW IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT

I CAN'T TELL MY FAMILY WHAT I WANT.

- WELL, THEY SEEM LIKE A PRETTY IMPOSING BUNCH.

I MEAN, I CAN SEE HOW IT WOULD BE A DIFFICULT JOB

ASSERTING YOURSELF.

- OH, HEY. ALICIA, WILL.

- HEY.

- OKAY, GOOD NIGHT.

- GOOD NIGHT.

[door opens]

- OH, HEY, GUYS. - HEY.

- GOOD NIGHT. - NIGHT.

- GOOD NIGHT.

- OH, HEY, KIDS.

HAD TO HAVE MY CUP OF CHAMOMILE TEA.

- YEAH. - BEFORE BED.

- GOOD NIGHT.

- GOOD NIGHT. - GOOD NIGHT, GRAN.

- [sighs]

OKAY, GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD MORNING.

- HEY, GOOD MORNING, BABE.

- SORRY, WE GOT A LITTLE PLUMBING PROBLEM.

HAD TO SHUT THE WATER OFF IN THE BATHROOM,

SO NO SHOWERS TODAY.

- NO--NO SHOWER?

- IT'S AN OLD HOUSE.

SOMETIMES THINGS BREAK DOWN.

- WE'LL HAVE IT FIXED NO LATER THAN TONIGHT.

- NO OTHER SHOWER? - WILL SAID IT'S AN OLD HOUSE.

NO, THERE'S ONLY THE ONE.

- OKAY, WELL, I DON'T MEAN TO BE A PAIN,

BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE WANTED TO SHOWER TODAY?

- GOTTA DO WHAT WE ALWAYS DO WHEN THIS HAPPENS.

- AND THAT IS?

- TAKE A SWIM IN THE LAKE WITH A BAR OF SOAP.

SEE YOU OUT THERE.

- AH-HA.

- THE LAKE?

- GOOD MORNING. - I HOPE SO.

- WILL'S WAITING FOR YOU DOWN BY THE DOCK.

BREAKFAST WILL BE READY AS SOON AS YOU'RE FINISHED.

ENJOY YOUR DIP.

- GOOD MORNING. - HEY, MORNING.

- YOU NEED SOME SOAP?

- OH, UH, NO THANKS. I BROUGHT MY OWN.

- HEY.

HEY, YOU SHOULD GET IN THE WATER.

IT'S REALLY NICE. - OH, IS IT?

OH, MY GOSH, THAT FEELS SO COLD.

- JUST JUMP RIGHT IN.

LIKE PULLING OFF A BAND-AID.

THE ONLY WAY TO DO IT.

- CAN YOU REALLY GET CLEAN IF THE WATER ISN'T PURIFIED?

- I DON'T THINK YOUR BEAUTY SALON

HAS THAT MANY HAIR PRODUCTS.

- YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUT OF THE CITY.

- JUST HOPE ALL THAT STUFF DOESN'T KILL THE FISH.

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?

- YEAH. - YES.

- IT'S TIME FOR THE GAMES.

- YEAH!

- YEAH! - ARE YOU READY?

- DON'T WORRY, I'LL BE RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE.

- AND THIS YEAR, A NEW TWIST.

THE TEAMS WILL BE MEN VERSUS WOMEN.

- ALL RIGHT. - YEAH.

- OH, UM...

- YOU KNOW, MR. RANDALL, I JUST, UH--

- DOUG. YOU CAN CALL ME DOUG.

- DOUG.

DO YOU SELL UNIFORMS IN THE STORE?

MY COMPANY DESIGNS KIDS CLOTHING,

AND LAST YEAR WE DID THIS LINE

OF BASEBALL TEES AND MOCK JERSEYS.

- OH, UH, THAT'S REALLY NICE, ALICIA,

BUT WE PRETTY MUCH JUST SELL LEGIT SPORTS GEAR.

PLUS I'M SURE YOUR STUFF

WOULD BE A LITTLE TOO FANCY FOR US.

EXCUSE ME JUST A SEC.

- RIGHT.

- HEY. - HI.

- WHAT DO YOU THINK? - I THINK IT'S BADMINTON.

YOU MADE IT SOUND LIKE THE OLYMPICS.

- ALL RIGHT.

- ARE WE GONNA PLAY BADMINTON OR WHAT?

- ALL RIGHT.

GOOD LUCK. - LET'S DO IT.

- COME ON, GRAN. COME ON, ALICIA.

WE'RE IN THE LEAD. LET'S TRY AND KEEP IT THAT WAY.

- NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.

- LET'S GO, DOUGIE, BURN 'EM.

- GO, GIRLS.

- LET'S GO, UNCLE DOUG.

- HA HA. SWING AND A MISS.

- HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED BADMINTON BEFORE?

- NO.

- OH, WELL, YOU PLAY BEAUTIFULLY.

- LET'S GO, WILL. SHOW 'EM HOW IT'S DONE.

- HEADS UP, HEADS UP.

- [groans] - OW!

[groaning]

- ARE YOU OKAY?

- [groaning]

- YOU ALL RIGHT?

YOU OKAY?

- OH, THERE YOU TWO ARE.

SO DAD AND I WERE TALKING,

AND OBVIOUSLY GRANDMA DORIE CAN'T PLAY THIS YEAR.

- YEAH, SHE'S UPSTAIRS RESTING,

BUT SHE DOES WANT TO REFEREE.

- WELL, IF GRANDMA CAN'T PLAY,

WON'T THE WOMEN BE A PLAYER SHORT?

- NOT ANYMORE.

- NO WAY.

- WILL RANDALL. - HEY.

- FINALLY. THREE YEARS IS TOO LONG.

- YEAH. OH, UH, SORRY.

THIS IS KRIS NEWCASTLE. WE DATED IN HIGH SCHOOL.

- HI.

- YEAH, THEY MET UP HERE ONE SUMMER,

AND THEY DATED FOR TWO YEARS.

both: YEAH.

- AND I'M THE MAID OF HONOR AT HER WEDDING.

- YEAH.

- HOW NICE.

- ARE YOU OKAY WITH ALL THIS?

- OH, YEAH, OF COURSE.

- AND THIS IS ALICIA CROSBY,

MY GIRLFRIEND.

- NICE TO MEET YOU.

- YEAH, YOU TOO.

- SO KRIS IS STAYING AT HER PARENTS' HOUSE ACROSS THE LAKE.

HOW MANY MEMORIES HAVE WE HAD TOGETHER?

- REMEMBER THE TIME THAT YOU TWO GUYS DRESSED UP

AND YOU PERFORMED AT GRANDMA DORIE'S 70TH BIRTHDAY?

- AND WILL WAS WEARING THE COCONUT BRA.

- AH, YEAH, SO PROUD I WAS.

- DAD, I LOOKED GOOD. COME ON.

- YOU DID, YOU DID.

- HEY, LET'S GET ON WITH THIS.

NEXT COMPETITION IS THE OBSTACLE COURSE.

- GREAT, I LOVE THAT EVENT.

- I'LL GO GET MOM.

- WOW.

THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER.

[whistle blows]

- DOUG, SAM, YOU'RE UP!

- ALL RIGHT, I LOVE YOU, DAD, BUT I'M GONNA WIN.

- OH, YEAH? IN YOUR DREAMS, LITTLE GIRL.

- READY, STEADY...

GO!

- COME ON! - GO, COME ON, DOUG.

COME ON, DOUG, LET'S DO IT, LET'S GO!

[overlapping cheering]

- OOH-OOH!

[shouting continues]

- YAY.

- DONE!

- I TOLD YOU.

- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. - COME ON.

[whistle blows]

- WILL, KRIS, YOU'RE UP.

- COME ON, KRIS. - LET'S DO IT.

- ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA SEE IF THE CITY SOFTENED YOU UP.

- GET READY TO LOSE, BABY.

- READY, STEADY...

GO!

[overlapping shouting]

IT'S A TIE.

- ALL RIGHT.

- YOU'RE LUCKY.

- ALL RIGHT.

ROPE CLIMB.

COME ON, NOW.

- LET'S GO, MITCH. - LET'S DO IT, MITCH.

COME ON.

GO GET 'EM, SON.

- YOU'RE NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME, ARE YOU, KIDDO?

- WELL, ALL OF THIS IS JUST REALLY FOREIGN TO ME.

- IT GROWS ON YOU.

YOU GOTTA KEEP JOINING IN.

OKAY?

OKAY, MITCH, HERE WE GO.

READY, STEADY, GO!

- GET IT!

- YEAH.

YEAH, THAT'S MY BOY.

ALL RIGHT.

- THREE AND A HALF SECONDS.

OKAY.

NO, YOU GOTTA KEEP TRYING TO HAVE FUN.

- YEAH, I KNOW.

- BECAUSE YOU ARE UP NEXT.

COME ON.

- COME ON, ALICIA.

- BABE. - UH, ALL RIGHT.

- LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT, CITY GIRL.

- YOU CAN DO IT.

- READY, STEADY, GO!

- OKAY.

NO, I GOT IT.

[groans]

- YOU CAN DO IT.

- [panting]

OKAY, NO, I GOT IT, I GOT IT.

- OKAY. IT'S OKAY. - JUST KINDA--JUST--

- DON'T HURT YOURSELF.

- COME ON. COME ON.

- GO, PULL, PULL.

MOVE YOUR HANDS.

GOTTA--YOU GOTTA--

- IT'S OKAY.

- I GIVE UP.

- NICE TRY.

- YEAH, THAT WAS A GOOD TRY. GOOD TRY.

- YOU'RE UP.

- ALL RIGHT, KIDS, WATCH HOW IT'S DONE.

- OKAY, DOUGIE. THIS IS YOURS.

- THERE YOU GO, DAD. COME ON, COME ON.

YEAH. - NICE JOB.

WAY TO GO, DOUG. WAY TO GO.

- MEDIC!

- OKAY, WILL, WILL, COME ON, IT'S YOU.

- SHOW US HOW IT'S DONE.

- LET'S GO, LET'S GO. LET'S SEE IT, BUDDY.

- READY, STEADY, GO!

- GO, WILL!

[overlapping cheering]

- YEAH! - HOW WAS THAT?

- NICE HAVING YOU HOME.

- ALICIA, ON DECK.

- I DON'T KNOW, IT LOOKS PRETTY EASY.

- OKAY, JUST KEEP YOUR KNEES UP HIGH.

IT'LL KEEP YOU FROM TRIPPING.

- AND DON'T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE TIRES.

- OKAY.

- READY, STEADY, GO!

[cheering]

- WHOA, WHOA.

- UH, I'M SO SORRY. - NO, IT'S OKAY.

- I'M SO SORRY. - IT'S ALL RIGHT.

I'M ALL RIGHT.

I KNOW IT'S NOT YOUR THING.

- YOU TOOK YOUR EYES OFF THE TIRE.

- IT'S JUST A GOOD THING THAT GRAN DIDN'T TAKE THAT HIT.

- YEAH, YEAH.

- YOU OKAY? - YEAH, I'M OKAY.

- UH, DOUG, YOU'RE UP.

- SWIMMING IN THE LAKE WITH THE RANDALLS.

HEY, WHEN YOU MOVE BACK HERE WE CAN DO IT EVERY WEEKEND

INSTEAD OF ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS.

- THAT BIKINI'S VERY PETITE.

- OH, UM, THANKS.

- MAKE SURE YOU PUT LOTS OF SUNSCREEN ON,

'CAUSE EVERYTHING'S OUT AND ABOUT.

- HEY, I LIKE IT A LOT.

- HEY, HOW 'BOUT WE HAVE

A FRIENDLY LITTLE DIVING COMPETITION?

- YEAH.

- UM, UH, SURE.

I'M ACTUALLY MORE OF A WADER THAN A DIVER.

- OH, WELL, IF YOU'RE TOO SCARED, ALICIA,

YOU CAN TOTALLY WADE IN.

- YOU KNOW, THOUGH, IF YOU NEVER TRY, YOU NEVER FAIL

BUT YOU NEVER WIN EITHER.

all: RANDALL FAMILY MOTTO.

- SO IF I DON'T TRY, I WON'T WIN.

- YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.

- ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO FIRST.

- NO, I WILL.

- OKAY.

I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND GIVE HER A NEGATIVE TWO.

- COME, DAD, IT WAS AT LEAST A ONE.

[laughter]

HEY, HONEY, I THINK YOU LOST SOMETHING.

- OH!

[phone rings]

- HEY, HOW'S THE TRIP GOING?

- UGH, THE TRIP IS, UH...GOOD.

- DID YOU GET A MILLION MOSQUITO BITES?

- NO, MOSQUITO BITES WOULD BE NOTHING

COMPARED TO WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH SO FAR.

I PRACTICALLY CRIPPLED WILL'S GRANDMA.

AND MY BIKINI TOP CAME OFF IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.

AND, OH, HOW CAN I FORGET THE BEST PART?

WILL'S EX-GIRLFRIEND IS HERE,

AND I THINK HIS PARENTS LIKE HER BETTER THAN ME.

- WOW.

OKAY, WELL, UM, I'M NOT GONNA ASK

ABOUT THE GRANDMA CRIPPLING,

BECAUSE I'M SURE YOU'RE OVERREACTING.

AND AS FOR THE EX. - YEAH?

- WILL INVITED YOU HOME TO MEET HIS FAMILY

BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU, NOT HER.

- THANKS. I NEEDED THAT.

- WELL, THAT'S WHAT BEST FRIENDS ARE FOR.

- OKAY, BYE.

YOU TRAITOR.

- OKAY, GRAN, GIVE US THE NEXT ONE.

- ALL RIGHT, NAME THE STATE WITH THE SMALLEST POPULATION.

- WYOMING. - MONTANA.

- WYOMING.

- YOU SEE, KIDS, YOU GOTTA GET UP

PRETTY EARLY IN THE MORNING TO BEAT THE RANDALL BROTHERS.

- WASHINGTON D.C. WAS ORIGINALLY PART OF WHAT STATE?

- MARYLAND, MARYLAND.

- MARYLAND. - YES.

- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

NOW LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT, MR. MBA.

- BRING IT ON, DAD. GO AHEAD, GRAN.

- IN MUSIC, MINOR SCALES COME IN THREE FORMS.

NAME THEM.

- I KNOW THIS ONE.

- UM...I DON'T KNOW THIS ONE.

- NATURAL, MELODIC, AND HARMONIC.

- NATURAL, MELODIC, HARMONIC.

I AM SO IMPRESSED, MITCH.

- ALL THAT TINKERING WITH THAT GUITAR.

IMAGINE WHAT HE COULDA DONE TO IMPROVE HIS BASKETBALL GAME.

- EH.

- ISN'T MUSIC IMPORTANT TOO?

- UH, I THINK WHAT TIM WAS SAYING,

YOU KNOW, SPORTS TEACHES YOU ABOUT LIFE--

COMPETITION, RULES, HARD WORK.

THAT ALL COMES INTO PLAY ON AND OFF THE COURT.

- YEAH, I'M JUST KIDDING AROUND, ALICIA.

MITCH HAS HOBBIES, I GET IT.

HE'S MINORING IN MUSIC AT SCHOOL,

AND HIS MOTHER AND I ARE OKAY WITH IT.

- HOBBIES.

RIGHT.

- OKAY, GRAN, YOU GOT ANOTHER ONE IN THERE?

- UM, UM, UH, I'LL FIND ONE, YEAH.

- THE DOUBLE DENIM THING.

- DOUBLE DENIM WAS HOT, LET'S BE HONEST.

HEY. - IS THERE COFFEE?

- YEAH, RIGHT THERE. - OH.

- THAT'S THE TUXEDO. - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LOOKING AT?

- WE WERE LOOKING AT WEDDING STUFF,

BUT THEN KRIS BROUGHT OVER THIS PHOTO ALBUM FROM HIGH SCHOOL,

AND IT'S WAY FUNNIER.

- OH, MY GOSH, WE WERE SUCH DORKS.

- LET ME SEE THIS.

- SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.

- YEAH, NICE HAIR, WILL.

- OH, COME ON, I ONLY LOOKED AS STUPID

AS EVERYBODY ELSE DID BACK THEN.

- RIGHT.

- WHAT IS--

- HEY, I'M GONNA GO TAKE A WALK.

YOU WANNA COME WITH ME?

- YEAH, MAYBE IN A LITTLE WHILE.

I WAS GONNA GO KAYAKING.

YOU WANNA COME WITH ME?

- OH, WILL, DON'T DO THAT TO HER.

I MEAN, THERE'S NOT A LOT OF KAYAKING IN LA-LA LAND.

RIGHT?

- YEAH, YOU KNOW, SHE'S RIGHT.

I KNOW WATER SPORTS ISN'T YOUR THING.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST RELAX?

TAKE YOUR WALK, HANG OUT WITH THE GIRLS.

- NO, I WANT TO GO KAYAKING.

I'M SURE I'M GONNA LOVE IT.

- ALL RIGHT.

- JUST LET ME GO CHANGE.

- I'LL BE RIGHT HERE,

LOOKING AT REALLY HANDSOME PICTURES OF MYSELF.

- I TOLD YOU NOT TO WEAR THAT. I TOLD YOU.

- THERE YOU GO, THERE IT IS.

NICE AND EASY.

NO.

NO, DON'T GET MAD AT THE WATER.

JUST--OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, HOLD ON, LET ME GET IT FOR YOU.

- OH!

I'M NOT A WILDERNESS WOMAN, WILL.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

- WHAT'S GOING ON?

- OH, YOUR BROTHER'S GIVING A KAYAK LESSON

TO HIS CITY GIRL.

- OKAY, ALL RIGHT, STOP CRYING, BABY.

YOU COULD PROBABLY USE A GOOD CRY.

HERE'S YOUR PADDLE.

LET'S GET YOU BACK IN THE DOCK, ALL RIGHT?

LET'S GET YOU OUT OF THAT KAYAK.

ALL RIGHT.

REMEMBER YOUR YOGA. BE ONE WITH THE KAYAK.

- ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME? - NO, NO.

- ALMOST THERE.

- YOU'RE DOING GREAT.

LOOK AT THAT.

- IT'S GONNA HIT THOUGH. - THERE IT IS, OKAY.

- [chuckles]

THAT WAS SOME PRETTY GOOD COACHING OUT THERE.

- IT WASN'T A BIG DEAL.

- YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT PUTTING A PROGRAM LIKE THAT

TOGETHER FOR THE STORE.

YOU KNOW, LIKE HELPING SPORTS NEWBIES,

MAKE THEM MORE CONFIDENT.

IT COULD BRING A WHOLE DIFFERENT CLIENTELE.

- I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

- IT'S A GOOD IDEA.

I MEAN, LOOK, WILL, WE GOTTA FIND YOUR STAMP.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

HOW ARE YOU GONNA BRING RANDALL SPORTING GOODS

INTO THE NEXT GENERATION?

- MY STAMP?

DAD, IT'S NOT GONNA BE KAYAKING LESSONS.

- OKAY, WELL, SOMETHING.

WE GOTTA THINK ABOUT THIS.

- HOT CHOCOLATE.

- OH.

- MADE IT MYSELF.

REAL MILK, COCOA, SUGAR.

NONE OF THAT PACKET STUFF.

- OH-OH. THANK YOU.

- OH, MY GOODNESS. LOOK AT THIS.

WELL, YOU'RE QUITE THE ARTIST.

- OH, THANK YOU.

IT'S A SHAME THE GAMES DON'T INVOLVE DRAWING

OR MAKING CLOTHES.

I WOULD KICK BUTT AT THOSE COMPETITIONS.

- WE WERE NEVER FORMALLY INTRODUCED.

DORA SUDCLIFF RANDALL.

- ALICIA CROSBY.

- MY POINT IS I WASN'T BORN A RANDALL.

I MARRIED INTO THIS FAMILY.

THEY CAN BE PRETTY INTIMIDATING

WHEN WE ALL GATHER AROUND YOU IN A GROUP.

THIS IS SOMETHING THAT BARBARA SOMETIMES

DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.

- YEAH.

AND YOUR OTHER DAUGHTER-IN-LAW, KATE,

SHE DIDN'T EVEN COME.

THAT DOESN'T BODE WELL.

- NO, AFTER 20 YEARS OF RANDALL GAMES,

SHE'S DECIDED THAT SHE'S DONE HER TIME.

BUT THEY ALL COME AROUND EVENTUALLY.

BUT YOU HAVE TO SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU GOT.

'CAUSE THESE RANDALLS,

IT'S A TOUGH GROUP TO BREAK INTO.

BUT ONCE YOU BREAK IN, THEY LOVE YOU FOREVER.

I ALWAYS FEEL THAT, YOU KNOW,

GOD DOESN'T GIVE US MORE THAN WE CAN HANDLE.

YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE

IF YOU WEREN'T UP TO THIS CHALLENGE.

- SO GOD WANTS ME TO PLAY SPORTS?

- [laughs]

NO, BUT HE PROBABLY WANTS YOU TO KNOW

THAT, YOU KNOW, IT'S OKAY TO TRY THESE NEW THINGS.

IT'S OKAY TO RISK, TO FAIL.

- WELL, IN THAT CASE,

HE MUST BE LOVING THE VIEW FROM UP THERE.

- AND TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY

AND ANOTHER CHANCE FOR YOU TO--HOW DO YOU SAY--

KICK BUTT.

GOOD NIGHT. - GOOD NIGHT.

THANK YOU FOR THE HOT COCOA.

- YOU'RE WELCOME.

- HEY, GRAN, YOU SEEN ALICIA?

- SHE'S OUT ON THE PORCH, HONEY.

- ALL RIGHT, THANKS.

OUT HERE ALONE

WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS?

- SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

- HEY, DO YOU REMEMBER OUR THIRD DATE?

YOU DREW MY PORTRAIT ON A PAPER NAPKIN.

- YEAH.

- I STILL HAVE IT.

- YOU DO?

- IT'S A GOOD-LOOKING DRAWING.

I MEAN, HOW COULD IT NOT BE?

- WOW, YOU'RE SO HUMBLE.

- NO, I--

IT REMINDS ME OF THE MOMENT I STARTED FALLING FOR YOU.

YOU WERE SO FOCUSED, SO DETERMINED

TO DRAW ME A PORTRAIT.

EVEN IF IT WAS WITH A BALLPOINT PEN

ON A PAPER NAPKIN.

YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHO YOU WERE,

WHAT YOU WANTED, WHAT YOU WERE GOOD AT,

WHERE YOU SHOULD BE.

AND I KNEW I WANTED TO BE AROUND THAT.

- WHAT ABOUT YOU?

DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE?

WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT?

WHERE YOU WANNA BE?

- I JUST WANT EVERYBODY TO BE HAPPY,

IF THAT'S POSSIBLE.

- WILL.

HEY, HONEY, CAN YOU HELP ME

GET SOME EXTRA BLANKETS OUT OF THE ATTIC?

- SURE, SURE.

- AM I INTERRUPTING? - NO, NO.

- IT'S OKAY, MOM.

- OKAY, WELL, SORRY TO STEAL HIM AWAY,

BUT I ASKED DAD TO HELP

AND HE SAID HE'D GET AROUND TO IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. - YEAH.

NO, NOT A PROBLEM.

WHY DON'T YOU STAY HERE AND TALK TO ALICIA?

I WANT YOU TWO TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

SHE HAS SOME AMAZING DRAWINGS, MOM.

SHE'S REALLY TALENTED.

- YOU KNOW, IT'S OKAY.

I'M SURE WILL COULD USE YOUR HELP.

- IT WOULD BE FASTER.

YOU KNOW, I'D ASK UNCLE TIM AND MITCH TO HELP

BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.

- TALK LATER?

- YEAH, SURE.

[sighs]

SAM. - YEAH?

- WILL TOLD ME HOW YOU'VE BEEN

RUNNING THE STORE FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS.

- YEAH, I MANAGE THE PLACE.

SALES HAVE BEEN UP EVERY QUARTER SINCE I'VE BEEN THERE.

- OH, WOW. THAT'S REALLY IMPRESSIVE.

SO DO YOU WANT WILL TO MOVE HOME AND RUN THE STORE?

I MEAN, HE'D KINDA BE TAKING YOUR JOB.

- HE'S MY BROTHER, I LOVE HIM.

OF COURSE I WANT HIM TO COME HOME.

- OH, YEAH, I KNOW. I WASN'T IMPLYING--

- AND WILL'S WANTED TO RUN THE PLACE FOREVER.

SINCE HE WAS, LIKE, FIVE YEARS OLD.

- RIGHT, BUT IF HE DIDN'T WANT TO ANYMORE

AND SOMEONE ELSE DID,

THAT WOULD BE OKAY TOO, RIGHT?

ANYWAYS, I'M GONNA GO TO BED.

GOOD NIGHT.

- GOOD NIGHT.

- GOOD MORNING.

- HEY, GOOD MORNING.

- YOU KNOW, HON, I WAS TALKING TO SAM--

- HMM? - I WAS TALKING TO SAM,

AND I DON'T THINK THAT SHE WANTS YOU TO TAKE OVER THE STORE.

- REALLY? DID SHE SAY THAT?

- WELL, IT'S NOT WHAT SHE SAID, BUT IT'S HOW SHE SAID IT.

I MEAN, YOU'D KINDA BE TAKING HER JOB, RIGHT?

- WELL, YEAH, BUT, I MEAN,

SHE JUST STARTED WORKING THERE AFTER COLLEGE.

I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT OF IT AS HER PLAN OR ANYTHING.

- YEAH, WELL, IT WAS YOUR PLAN.

PLANS CHANGE.

JUST TALK TO HER FOR ME, OKAY?

THINK ABOUT IT. - OKAY.

- ALL RIGHT, WELL, I AM GONNA GO GET DRESSED.

TIME FOR A NEW GAME. FEELS LIKE A KICK BUTT DAY.

- HEY, YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT A REAL KISS.

- [chuckles]

- AH, HE CAN'T DO IT.

- NOT GONNA LET A LITTLE MOISTURE RUIN THESE GAMES.

- COME ON.

[cheering]

- OKAY, ALICIA'S UP.

DOUG AND KRIS NEXT.

- OKAY, COME ON, GO GET 'EM, ALICIA.

- ALL RIGHT, WE NEED TWO RINGERS TO WIN.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL ANY PRESSURE.

- OF COURSE NOT.

- COME ON, ALICIA. - COME ON, ALICIA.

- YOU CAN DO IT.

- COME ON.

- COME ON, GONNA BE A DELAY OF GAME HERE PRETTY SOON.

- THIS ISN'T FOOTBALL, SONNY. THIS IS HORSESHOES.

[ducks quack, laughter]

- IT'S ALL RIGHT.

- LOOKS LIKE WE'RE HAVING DUCK FOR DINNER.

- IT'S OKAY.

- COME ON, KRIS.

IT'S ALL ON YOU.

[cheering]

- GIRLS RULE.

- FANTASTIC. - YES!

- YOU WON. - GOOD JOB.

- AH.

- KRIS IS REALLY GOOD AT SPORTS, MAN.

IS THERE ANYTHING SHE CAN'T DO?

- NO. - HEY, GUYS.

- HEY, DID YOU COME TO GLOAT?

- OH, PLEASE, KRIS PULLED THE GAME OUT FOR US.

- HEY, AT LEAST YOU WON.

- THE WOMEN'S TEAM WON.

HAVING THE RIGHT ANATOMY

DOESN'T MEAN I HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT.

- OH, COME ON.

- ALL RIGHT, WHO'S UP FOR A SWIM?

- OH, NO THANKS, NOT ME.

- NO? ALL RIGHT.

PLENTY OF TOWELS IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.

- SO HOW'S THAT LOSS FEEL, RANDALL?

- ISOLATED EVENT. - SURE, SURE.

- ALL RIGHT, BIG SHOT,

WHY DON'T YOU RACE ME DOWN TO THE LAKE?

- FINE, YOU'RE ON.

- GO AHEAD, I'LL GIVE YOU A HEAD START.

- OKAY. - GO!

- WOW.

EVERYTHING IN THIS FAMILY IS A COMPETITION.

- PRETTY MUCH.

- IS YOUR UNCLE DOUG GONNA PUT LANE DIVIDERS IN THE LAKE

SO WE CAN SWIM WITH PURPOSE?

- DON'T GIVE HIM ANY IDEAS. - YEAH.

YEAH. - I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

- YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE SWIMMING?

- OH, I JUST NEEDED A BREAK.

- YEAH, IT'S GOOD TO HAVE SOME ALONE TIME

ON THESE RANDALL VISITS.

DO YOU MIND IF I JOIN YOU?

- OH, PLEASE DO.

- WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?

WHAT ARE THEY LIKE?

- OH, UM, THERE'S NOT MUCH TO TELL.

UM, I GREW UP IN BEVERLY HILLS.

IT WAS JUST ME, MY MOM, AND MY DAD.

- OH, AN ONLY CHILD. - MM-HMM.

- I CAN IMAGINE HOW OVERWHELMING IT'S BEEN THEN

MEETING WILLIAM'S FAMILY.

- YEAH.

WELL, THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS TO GET USED TO.

- TRUE, IT'S HARD.

BUT I HOPE THAT YOU CONTINUE TO MAKE AN EFFORT.

I BELIEVE THAT IT'LL ALL WORK OUT IN THE END.

GIRLS, YOU'RE NOT SWIMMING?

- NO, WE THOUGHT WE'D GO UP AND PULL OUT THE WEDDING DRESS

AND TRY IT ON.

- SAM, YOU HAVE YOUR DRESS?

- ACTUALLY, IT WAS MY MOTHER'S DRESS.

IT'S SO LOVELY.

IT HAS A REALLY HIGH NECK AND LONG SLEEVES.

IT'S JUST BEAUTIFUL.

I WORE IT.

SAM'S GONNA WEAR IT.

AND MAYBE ONE DAY HER DAUGHTER WILL WEAR IT TOO.

- OH, HOW NICE.

YOU KNOW, WHEN MY COUSIN GOT MARRIED,

SHE WORE MY AUNT'S DRESS,

BUT WE TAILORED IT A BIT.

AND WE ULTIMATELY CHANGED THE STYLE OF THE DRESS,

MAINTAINED ITS CHARM,

AND USED ALL THE ORIGINAL MATERIAL.

- THAT SOUNDS SO COOL. - YEAH.

- WHY WOULD YOU CHANGE THE DRESS

WHEN IT'S SO PERFECT?

- NO ONE'S CHANGING THE DRESS, MOM.

I'M NOT GONNA MAINTAIN THE ORIGINAL CHARM OF THE DRESS.

I'M WEARING THE ACTUAL DRESS.

- RIGHT, YEAH, IT WAS JUST AN IDEA.

- MAYBE IN L.A. IT'S CUSTOMARY TO CHOP UP THE FAMILY HEIRLOOM.

BUT HERE IN THIS FAMILY,

WE BELIEVE IN CARRYING TRADITIONS.

- RIGHT, OF COURSE.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTRUDE.

- [clicks tongue]

I HAVE A PIE IN THE OVEN.

- OOH.

[beep]

- JUST WANTED TO CHECK IN TO SEE HOW THINGS

HAVE BEEN GOING SINCE WE LAST TALKED.

TRY TO HAVE FUN.

SAY HI TO WILL FOR ME.

AND WHEN YOU GET BACK,

WE'LL DO OUR KIND OF EXERCISE.

SHOPPING.

- HEY, ALICIA, CAN WE TALK?

- YEAH, SURE.

- I JUST WANTED TO SAY HIM SORRY

THAT I SNAPPED AT YOU EARLIER.

- OH, YOU DIDN'T.

- I FELT LIKE I DID.

IT'S JUST YOU NEVER BELIEVE IT WHEN PEOPLE TELL YOU

HOW STRESSFUL A WEDDING IS UNTIL YOU'RE PLANNING YOUR OWN.

MY MOM JUST REALLY, REALLY WANTS ME TO WEAR THAT DRESS.

AND IT JUST SEEMS EASIER TO--

- TOE THE LINE?

- YEAH, I GUESS SO.

- IT'S OKAY.

I UNDERSTAND.

- WELL, IF IT ISN'T MY FAVORITE HORSESHOE CHAMP.

- MMM, YOU'RE FUNNY.

- HEY, I KNOW OUR KIND OF FAMILY BONDING

IS NEW TO YOU,

BUT IT'S IMPORTANT YOU GET TO KNOW MY FAMILY

SINCE ONE DAY I HOPE YOU'LL BE ONE OF THEM.

- MY FAMILY BONDS OVER RERUNS

AND A BOTTLE OF WINE.

- COME ON, WE GOTTA GET DOWN TO THE OLD BALL FIELD.

- UGH, WHY?

- LAST GAME OF THE DAY, KICKBALL.

- FINALLY IT'S THE LAST GAME OF THE DAY.

- ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE DEAL.

WE'RE ONLY FOUR-ON-FOUR,

SO WE'RE NOT GONNA USE A PITCHER.

WE'RE JUST GONNA KICK THE BALL FROM THE PLATE.

ALL THE OTHER RULES APPLY.

AND AS ALWAYS, REF DORIE'S WORD IS LAW.

LET'S PLAY US SOME KICKBALL.

- ALL RIGHT.

- I CAN TOTALLY HANDLE THIS SPORT.

- YEAH? - PLEASE!

KICKING A GIANT SQUISHY YELLOW BALL?

I CAN DO THAT.

- ALL RIGHT.

- [chuckles]

HERE WE GO.

- COME ON, ALICIA, BRING ME HOME.

COME ON, THIS IS EASY.

- COME ON, ALICIA. - LET'S GO.

- COME ON, BABY, YOU CAN DO IT.

- AH!

[groans]

- MOM!

MOM, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

- [groans]

- MOM, HERE YOU GO, DRINK THIS.

- NO, DEAR, NO, NO. I'M FINE.

- WELL, OKAY, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LIE DOWN

OR SIT DOWN OR SOMETHING.

- I AM SITTING.

- WHAT IF SHE HAS A CONCUSSION?

- WELL, YOU CAN STILL SLEEP IF YOU HAVE A CONCUSSION.

- YEAH, YOU JUST NEED TO BE WOKEN UP A LOT.

- ALL RIGHT, THEN YOU GET SOME REST,

AND WE'LL TAKE IT IN SHIFTS

AND CHECK ON YOU THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT.

- NO, NO, GOODNESS NO.

I DON'T NEED SENTRIES OUTSIDE MY DOOR

MONITORING MY SLEEP.

- MOM, WE JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE OKAY.

- DOUGIE, DOUGIE, PLEASE, I GOT HIT IN THE HEAD

WITH A PIECE OF RUBBER FILLED WITH AIR.

NO ONE FUSSED THIS MUCH WHEN WILLIAM RODE HIS SKATEBOARD

OFF THE GARAGE.

- YOU'RE KIDDING.

- AFRAID NOT.

- IT WAS PRETTY GROSS ACTUALLY.

- YEAH, MOM, IT'S NOT EXACTLY A FAIR COMPARISON.

HE WAS 11.

- I AM FINE.

AND I HAVE NO IDEA

WHY YOU ALL FORFEITED THE GAME.

- BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY.

- IN THIS FAMILY?

SINCE WHEN?

- SHE MAKES A GOOD POINT.

[strumming acoustic guitar]

♪

- ALICIA, HI.

- YOU'RE REALLY GOOD. REALLY GOOD.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING PLAYING OUT HERE ALL BY YOURSELF?

- UH, UH, WELL, OUT HERE IT'S JUST ME AND MY GUITAR.

NO COMMENTARY.

- OH, YEAH.

- YEAH.

SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE

TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY BUT--

- BUT WHAT?

- EH.

- WELL, WHO CARES WHAT OTHERS THINK?

YOU SHOULD COME VISIT ME AND WILL IN L.A.,

CHECK OUT THE MUSIC SCENE.

- UH...

UH, NO.

I MEAN, NAH, THIS IS JUST FUN.

IT'S HOW I RELAX.

- HMM, OKAY.

WELL, IN THAT CASE CAN YOU PLAY A LITTLE MORE?

I COULD DEFINITELY USE SOME RELAXATION AFTER TODAY.

- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

IT MUST BE TIRING BLUDGEONING MY GRANDMA.

- HEY. - THANK YOU.

I'M JUST KIDDING. I'M KIDDING.

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, NEXT TIME JUST AIM FOR UNCLE DOUG.

ALL RIGHT, JUST RIGHT WHEN HE'S IN THE MIDDLE

OF ONE OF HIS SPEECHES.

- DEAL.

- ALL RIGHT, GOOD.

- COME ON, PLAY SOMETHING.

- OKAY, HERE WE GO.

[upbeat guitar music]

♪

- STRIKE TWO.

- COME ON, ALICIA! YOU CAN DO IT!

- ONE HIT, WE WIN THE GAME, ALICIA.

COME ON.

- HEY, WILL, WAIT. ONE SECOND.

I GOT AN IDEA. ONE SEC.

- OH, MY GOSH.

- OH, COME ON, DAD.

THAT'S NOT COOL.

- OH, NO, HEY, I WASN'T MAKING FUN.

LOOK, ALICIA HADN'T PLAYED THAT MANY SPORTS.

I JUST FIGURED I'D GIVE HER A LITTLE ADVANTAGE.

IT'S OKAY FAIR.

THAT'S WHAT DO AT RANDALL SPORTING GOODS, RIGHT?

HELP PEOPLE GET INTO ATHLETICS.

WELL, YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD ALL HELP ALICIA

HARNESS HER ATHLETIC POTENTIAL,

HELP HER CONTRIBUTE TO THE TEAM AND BE A WINNER.

- YOU KNOW WHAT, DOUG, I THINK I'M GOOD.

- ALICIA, IT WAS JUST A SUGGESTION.

LOOK, SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO HUMBLE YOURSELF

IF YOU WANNA LEARN SOMETHING NEW.

- WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE,

IF THAT WAS ONE OF THE RANDALL FAMILY GAMES,

HUMBLING YOURSELF.

THINK I'D BE, LIKE, V.I.P., OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT.

- I DON'T FOLLOW YOU.

- I THINK SHE MEANS M.V.P., DAD.

- OH. - WHATEVER.

YOU KNOW WHAT, WILL, THROW THE BALL.

- HEY, I'M SORRY. I TRIED.

- OKAY.

- THROW IT!

- COME ON, HONEY, YOU CAN DO IT.

OH.

STRIKE THREE.

[phone rings]

- HEY.

- HI, GIRLFRIEND.

- OH, I KNOW THAT TONE.

WHAT HAPPENED NOW?

- GRANDMA CRIPPLING NUMBER TWO.

- WHAT?

- WILL SAID THE RANDALL FAMILY GAMES

ARE FOR FAMILY BONDING.

WELL, I THINK THEY'RE BONDING OVER MAKING FUN OF ME.

- OH, I DON'T THINK THAT'S TRUE.

WHAT ABOUT GRANDMA?

- OH, IT'S TRUE.

AND--OH, GOSH.

I ALMOST JUST TRIPPED OVER MY OWN FEET.

I'M SURE THEY WOULD LOVE IT

IF I TWISTED MY ANKLE WHILE WALKING

AND COULDN'T PLAY ANY OF THEIR--

[indistinct chatter]

MACE, I GOTTA GO.

- ALICIA?

[indistinct chatter]

- YES, I'VE BEEN PRACTICING.

- OW, OW.

- HEY, ALICIA.

WHAT'S THE MATTER? WHY ARE YOU LIMPING?

- UM, YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK IT WAS FROM WHEN I WAS RUNNING

ALL THOSE BASES IN SOFTBALL.

- YOU RAN ONE BASE THE WHOLE GAME.

- MUST HAVE BEEN THAT BASE.

I'M GONNA GO REST IT, MY FOOT.

MY ANKLE. I'M GONNA GO REST MY ANKLE.

- HEY, HONEY, I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN, OKAY?

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I'M FINE.

YOU ENJOY YOUR TIME WITH KRIS.

- YOU SURE?

- I'M SURE.

- A TWISTED ANKLE CAN BE QUITE PAINFUL.

- HEY, WHAT HAPPENED?

- TWISTED ANKLE. - OH, YOU OKAY?

- OH, YEAH.

- GOOD.

- WE SELL THESE IN THE STORE.

YOU ICE TO TAKE THE SWELLING DOWN,

AND THEN YOU CAN PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE

AND YOU GET HEAT TO RELAX THE MUSCLES.

- OH, DO THEY SELL REALLY WELL IN THE STORE?

- WELL, THEY DO NOW THAT I PUT A DISPLAY

NEAR THE ATHLETIC EQUIPMENT.

- WOW, THAT'S A REALLY GREAT IDEA, SAM.

DOUG, ISN'T THAT CLEVER,

SAM'S IN-STORE MARKETING?

- YEAH, SURE.

- YOU MUST HAVE ALL KINDS

OF GREAT IDEAS FOR THE STORE.

WELL, I'M GONNA TAKE MY FANCY ICE PACK

AND I'M GONNA GO READ UPSTAIRS.

LET YOU TWO TALK BUSINESS.

OW, OW, OW.

- YOU KNOW WHAT, SAM,

ACTUALLY THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.

- LOOK.

- I MISS THIS.

S'MORES, CAMPFIRE.

IT'S A BIG NO-NO IN THE CITY.

- NO THANK YOU.

- SHE EATS LIKE A BIRD.

- BIRD ON A NO-CARB DIET.

- I THINK WE COULD USE SOME MUSIC.

- HMM, YEAH.

- WHAT?

OH, NO.

- COME ON.

COME ON, MUSIC GOES WITH THE CAMPFIRE

AS MUCH AS S'MORES DO.

- I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA PLAY CHARADES.

- YEAH. - YEAH.

- WHAT? WHAT DID I SAY?

I SAID CHARADES.

- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE HER ANKLE IS FEELING BETTER.

- ALL I'M SAYING, WILL,

IS THAT WAS A LITTLE RUDE.

- MOM, ALICIA ISN'T RUDE.

ALL RIGHT, THIS JUST ISN'T EXACTLY HER KINDA TRIP.

[guitar strumming]

- OH, MAN, LOOK AT THIS.

OKAY.

- SWEETIE, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU PLAYED GUITAR.

- I DON'T THINK SHE ACTUALLY DOES.

- ALICIA.

- I KNOW YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO HEAR MUSIC,

BUT I THINK THAT'S A RELATIVE TERM.

- YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, SAM.

I THINK SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING

SHOULD MAYBE PLAY US A SONG.

- NO, THAT'S OKAY.

- YOU SHOULD. - THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

- DO IT, COME ON.

- DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THIS?

- A LITTLE.

- COME ON, LET'S HEAR IT.

- DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO THIS?

[upbeat guitar music]

♪

- ALL RIGHT.

- NICE.

- NICE WORK. - WOW.

- YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED LIKE THAT FOR MOM AND ME.

- THAT'S JUST BEAUTIFUL, MITCHELL.

I TRIED TO TEACH YOUR DAD PIANO.

HE WOULDN'T HAVE ANY PART OF IT.

- YEAH.

- LOOKS LIKE MY LOVE FOR MUSIC

HAS JUST SKIPPED A GENERATION.

- ENCORE, ENCORE.

- HEY, I'LL PLAY AGAIN.

BUT LATER.

I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA PLAY CHARADES.

- YES, CHARADES.

- YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU KNOW WHAT,

I'M FEELING A LITTLE TIRED,

SO GRANDMA DORIE CAN TAKE MY PLACE.

OKAY? GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE.

- NIGHT. - GOOD NIGHT.

- GOOD NIGHT.

- ALL RIGHT, CHARADES.

AND THE MASTER WILL GO FIRST.

- HEY.

- HEY.

- ARE YOU OKAY?

- YEAH, SURE.

- COME ON, YOU CAN TALK TO ME.

- WILL, I'M FINE.

- WELL, IF YOU'RE FINE,

THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU PLAY CHARADES?

- UGH, CHARADES.

- WHAT'S WRONG WITH CHARADES?

- EVERYTHING YOU GUYS DO IN THIS FAMILY

IS ALL ABOUT WINNING.

I JUST NEEDED SOME TIME TO MYSELF.

- OKAY, SO WE'RE A COMPETITIVE GROUP.

LOOK, I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN A LOT FOR YOU

TRYING ALL THESE NEW CHALLENGING THINGS,

BUT, COME ON, ISN'T THAT WHAT LIFE'S ALL ABOUT,

TRYING NEW THINGS?

- WILL, I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING.

I HAVE MADE A JERK OF MYSELF

TRYING AND TRYING,

AND BELIEVE ME, MY FAILURES HAVE BEEN POINTED OUT TO ME.

- ALL RIGHT.

FINE.

ALICIA--

- NO, DON'T.

WHY DON'T YOU TRY SOMETHING NEW, WILL?

TELL YOUR FAMILY WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU WANT.

- WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

- THEY'RE ALWAYS MAKING JOKES ABOUT L.A.

AND YOUR DAD'S CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT

HOW YOU'RE THE FUTURE OF RANDALL SPORTING GOODS.

ARE YOU GONNA TELL THEM WHAT YOU WANT?

OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA STAY HERE,

LIVE THE LIFE THEY'VE ALWAYS WANTED FOR YOU?

MARRY KRIS?

- OH, COME ON, THEY DIDN'T INVITE HER HERE

TO TRY TO GET US BACK TOGETHER.

- COME ON, WILL.

YOU ARE NOT THAT NAIVE.

[door closes]

- HEY, MOM, DAD,

YOU GOT A MINUTE?

- YEAH, SURE, SON.

- I WAS THINKING ABOUT STAYING IN L.A. FOR A WHILE

AFTER I GRADUATE.

- OH, YEAH? WHY?

- FOR SEVERAL REASONS.

AND THERE'S NO REAL HURRY FOR ME TO GET BACK, RIGHT?

- NO HURRY?

YOU GOT A STORE TO RUN.

AND IT'S A LITTLE BIGGER THAN YOUR PERSONAL LIFE.

- IT'S PART OF THIS FAMILY.

IT'S A PART OF RANDALL HISTORY.

- YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN RUNNING THE STORE

FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS.

I MEAN, I COULD CONTINUE TO RUN IT UNTIL--

- THIS IS ABOUT THAT JOB YOUR GIRLFRIEND MENTIONED, ISN'T IT?

- BUT, DAD, I REALLY, REALLY FEEL LIKE I--

- JUST A SECOND, SAM.

- WILL, WE'RE REALLY WORRIED ABOUT YOU, HONEY.

- YEAH, YOU'VE--

YOU'VE CHANGED SINCE YOU MOVED TO L.A.

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- WELL, TO BE HONEST, ALICIA'S NOT EXACTLY

THE KIND OF GIRL WE EXPECTED YOU TO BRING HOME.

- WHY, 'CAUSE SHE'S NOT JUST LIKE EVERYONE IN THIS FAMILY?

LOOK, I BROUGHT HER HERE

BECAUSE I THINK SHE'S AMAZING,

'CAUSE SHE MAKES ME HAPPY.

BUT YOU TOOK ONE LOOK AT HER

AND YOU DECIDED THAT SHE DOESN'T FIT IN.

- NO, WILL, WE'RE NOT SAYING THAT.

- NO, HONESTLY, DAD,

YOU DIDN'T RAISE ME TO BE THIS NARROW-MINDED.

I EXPECT BETTER.

FOR ME AND ALICIA.

- MACY HERE. COMMUNICATE WITH ME.

[beep] - HEY, MACE, IT'S ME.

UM, I'M-- I'M COMING HOME EARLY.

IT'S A REALLY LONG STORY,

BUT WILL CAN'T SEEM TO TELL HIS FAMILY

THAT HE WANTS TO BE WITH ME IN L.A.

SO MAYBE HE DOESN'T.

ANYWAYS, I'M GONNA CALL YOU IN THE MORNING

WHEN I KNOW HOW I'M GETTING HOME.

OKAY.

[knocking on door]

- CAN WE TALK?

- YOU HAVE SAID EVERYTHING.

NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING.

THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

- HUH? - YOU SAT THERE

WHILE YOUR PARENTS TOLD YOU HOW MUCH THEY HATED ME.

THEY WANT YOU TO BE WITH KRIS,

AND I'M SURE SHE WOULD WANT THAT TOO.

- BABY, THAT'S NOT TRUE. - DON'T "BABY" ME, WILL.

I AM DONE.

I AM DONE TRYING TO FIT IN

WITH YOUR FAMILY.

I AM DONE PLAYING SPORTS.

I AM DONE WITH THIS VACATION.

JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

OH. - HEY.

- IF I COULD JUST GET MY TOOTHBRUSH,

I'LL BE ON MY WAY.

- ALICIA, COME ON. YOU CAN'T LEAVE.

- YOU KNOW WHAT, WILL?

IF YOU WANTED ME AROUND, YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST

TOLD YOUR PARENTS THAT LAST NIGHT.

- I DID.

LOOK, IF YOU'RE GONNA EAVESDROP, AT LEASE STICK AROUND

FOR THE WHOLE CONVERSATION.

- FINE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER.

THIS ENTIRE TRIP HAS BEEN A HUGE DISASTER.

- I KNOW. I'M SORRY, OKAY.

I KNOW IT'S BEEN OVERWHELMING FOR YOU.

IT'S BEEN HARD FOR ME TOO.

I'M SORRY, OKAY?

I PROMISE, I'M GONNA MAKE THIS RIGHT.

- I THINK THIS IS THE MOST ALONE TIME WE'VE HAD ALL WEEK.

- YEAH, I KNOW IT'S BEEN CRAZY.

COME HERE.

[both clearing throats]

- OH, HELLO.

- ALICIA, YOU KNOW HOW TO SEW, RIGHT?

- RIGHT.

- SHE MORE THAN KNOWS HOW TO SEW, MOM.

SHE DESIGNS CLOTHES.

- YES, OF COURSE. RIGHT.

WELL, THE WEDDING DRESS NEEDS A LITTLE ALTERING

AND WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU MIGHT BE WILLING

TO HELP US OUT WITH IT.

- SURE.

- THANK YOU.

- THIS IS WHEN I BECOME THE RANDALL FAMILY

PERSONAL CINDERELLA.

- YOU GO SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU'RE BEST AT.

- OKAY.

- I THINK THESE SLEEVES JUST NEED TO BE SHORTENED.

ALICIA, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- UH, YEAH, THE SLEEVES CAN EASILY BE SHORTENED.

- YEAH.

YEAH, I THINK THAT WOULD LOOK SO MUCH BETTER.

THAT'S SOMETHING YOU COULD DO WHILE YOU'RE HERE, YEAH?

- ABSOLUTELY.

YEAH, I'M JUST GONNA NEED SOME PINS, SO I CAN--

- OH, THEY'RE IN THE BASKET.

- OKAY, HONEY? YOU LOOK SO NICE.

[softly chattering]

- THAT'S MY PRETTY GIRL.

- OKAY. IS THAT MORE WHAT YOU WANT?

- YES. PERFECT.

LOOK AT MY LITTLE GIRL, ALL GROWN UP

AND WEARING MY MOTHER'S WEDDING DRESS.

I SWEAR, LAST TIME I LOOKED, YOU WERE FIVE YEARS OLD

AND COLORING THE BATHROOM WALL WITH YOUR CRAYONS.

- OH, NOW DON'T YOU START TALKING ABOUT FEELING OLD.

- ALL RIGHT. I'LL BE DOWNSTAIRS IF YOU NEED ME, OKAY?

- OKAY, I THINK I'M GONNA RUN TO MY PARENTS' HOUSE.

[both sigh]

- RIGHT.

I THINK I NEED MY SKETCHBOOK.

- THE SHORTER SLEEVES LOOK BETTER.

IT HELPS, RIGHT? - TOTALLY.

- IT'LL BE PRETTY.

I MEAN, EVERY BRIDE IS NERVOUS BEFORE A WEDDING, RIGHT?

IT'LL ALL COME TOGETHER.

- SWEETHEART, YOU'RE GONNA BE A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE.

- CAN YOU UNZIP ME, GRAN?

- OH, YOU'RE GONNA BE SO GORGEOUS.

- MOM. - HEY, HONEY.

- COME ON, BARB. PLAY SOME CARDS.

- NO, I CAN'T. I GOTTA RUN DOWN TO THE MARKET.

I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER, OKAY? - SEE YA.

- SO HOW ABOUT YOU, KID?

I DON'T KNOW WHERE MITCH AND TIM ARE.

AND THE GIRLS ARE UPSTAIRS DOING SOMETHING.

SO IT'S YOU AND ME. HOW ABOUT IT?

COME ON, PLAY SOME CARDS WITH YOUR OLD MAN.

CUT YOU FOR DEALER.

- DEAL.

- ALICIA, THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME WITH THE DRESS.

- ACTUALLY, SAM, I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

I KNOW THAT IT'S IMPORTANT FOR YOU

TO WEAR YOUR MOTHER'S DRESS, BUT THERE IS A WAY

FOR IT TO REMAIN A FAMILY HEIRLOOM

AND TO BE YOUR SPECIAL DRESS ON YOUR SPECIAL DAY.

- OH! SAMANTHA, WOW.

- I KNOW I'M BUTTING MY NOSE IN, BUT I JUST WANNA HELP.

- THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

I LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

- OF COURSE YOU DO.

- IT'S JUST THAT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A TOMBOY, YOU KNOW?

I'M NOT LIKE YOU, ALICIA.

I'VE NEVER WORN ANYTHING THAT BEAUTIFUL BEFORE.

CAN YOU REALLY REMAKE THAT DRESS TO LOOK LIKE THIS?

- I'VE BEEN DOING CHILDREN'S CLOTHES FOR YEARS.

I WOULD BE HONORED TO DO SOMETHING THIS SOPHISTICATED.

BEAUTIFUL INSTEAD OF CUTE.

- THANK YOU.

- LET'S DO IT. GET IN THAT DRESS!

NOW WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?

- COME HERE, I'LL PUT YOU TO WORK.

- DIDN'T I TELL YOU? I THINK THIS IS IT.

- I JUST HOPE THAT I CAN DO IT.

- YOU CAN ABSOLUTELY DO IT.

THIS IS YOUR MOMENT TO SHOW THIS FAMILY WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF.

TO MAKE THEM KNOW THAT WHEN GOD PASSED OUT ATHLETIC ABILITY

TO ALL OF THEM, HE GAVE YOU ART

AND YOUR PASSION FOR DESIGN.

THIS IS YOUR...HOME RUN.

COME ON. LET'S GO! WE GOT WORK TO DO.

- OKAY.

- OKAY, CARDS. - TAKE TWO.

- DEALER TAKES ONE.

HEY, UM, YOU THINK MAYBE ALICIA MIGHT WANNA PLAY?

- YOU KNOW WHAT, DAD, I DON'T REALLY THINK IT'S HER THING.

- REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO PLAY CARDS WITH KRIS

PRETTY MUCH EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT?

- DAD, DON'T GO THERE.

FOUR ACES.

- [scoffs] THIS IS NOT MY DAY.

- OKAY, IF WE'RE GONNA DO THIS,

I AM GONNA NEED THE SEWING MACHINE.

OH, MY GOSH.

OH, THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL MACHINE.

- IT'S AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE.

- DOES IT STILL WORK?

- DANDY AS THE DAY I GOT HER.

SHE'S YOURS TO USE.

- LET'S GET YOU MEASURED.

- THANK YOU, GRANDMA.

- IT'S A...LINE. [overlapping guesses]

- EAR! - IT'S A LITTLE PIG.

- NO. - IT'S A BEAR.

- IT'S A TEDDY BEAR. - AND TIME!

- IT'S A POLAR BEAR. IT'S POLAR BEAR.

IT'S A POLE, THAT'S AN EAR,

AND THAT IS OF COURSE A BEAR.

- OH, A POLAR BEAR.

- IT WAS BRILLIANT.

- NICE ONE, DOUG.

- LET ME SEE YOU NEXT. - HERE YOU GO.

- ALL RIGHT.

OKAY.

- DON'T GUESS. - ALL RIGHT.

UH, ROAD TRIP.

- LANDSCAPE! - KIND OF.

- UH, DISTANCE.

- SHORT. TALL.

- LONG-DISTANCE. - YES! THAT'S IT.

- LONG-DISTANCE.

NICE JOB, BABE.

- UH, YEAH, DAD.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE ALICIA DRAW FOR YOU NEXT TIME.

- OH.

- OH, HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S UP?

- JUST GOING FOR A WALK. - OH, I'LL, UM--

- SEE YA LATER.

- OKAY, A NINE-LETTER WORD MEANING WHERE PATHWAYS

OR ROADS MEET.

- INTERSECTION.

- NOPE. THAT'S 12 LETTERS.

- CONCOURSE.

- ALL RIGHT. THAT FITS.

- THAT'S MY GIRL.

- OKAY, HERE'S ONE.

A 14-LETTER WORD THAT MEANS "CONTAINING TOO MANY SYLLABLES."

- SESQUIPEDALIAN.

- OKAY, THAT'S NOT A REAL WORD.

- CAN YOU SPELL IT?

- S-E-S-Q-U-I-P-E-D-A-L-I-A-N.

- OKAY, FITS.

BUT, UH, IS IT A REAL WORD?

- SESQUIPEDALIAN. IT'S IN THE DICTIONARY.

AND IT MEANS "TOO MANY SYLLABLES."

- [whispering] WOW.

- UH, OKAY, A SIX-LETTER WORD

MEANS "ARROGANCE."

- [whispering] HUBRIS.

- TELL HIM. - YOU TELL HIM.

- HUBRIS.

- OKAY, SPELL IT.

- I CAN'T.

- HUBRIS. H-U-B-R-I-S

"ARROGANCE."

- YEAH, THAT'S IT.

- DOUG, THIS IS A REALLY DIFFICULT CROSSWORD PUZZLE.

- YEAH.

- SEEMINGLY NOT FOR ALICIA.

- OKAY.

- SAM, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

- I THINK THIS IS WHAT YOU MEANT BY "KICKING BUTT."

[knocking]

- SAM, YOU WANTED TO SEE ME.

- MOM, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO CHANGE THE DRESS.

BUT I JUST HAD TO HAVE SOMETHING MORE ME.

- [scoffs]

DID YOU DO THIS?

- MOM. - NO, SAM.

YES, BARB, I REMADE THE DRESS.

- IT'S A MASTERPIECE.

- WHAT? - WHAT?

- IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN.

AND YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BRIDE, HONEY.

OH.

I'M SO SORRY THAT YOU FELT YOU COULDN'T TELL ME

WHAT IT WAS YOU WANTED.

YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.

THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME.

- WOW.

OH, SAM.

OKAY, SO WE JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERYONE'S CLEAR

ABOUT TOMORROW.

- RIGHT, WE'VE ALL HAD A DAY OFF FROM COMPETITION,

AND I HOPE YOU'RE RESTED

BECAUSE TOMORROW'S THE FINAL EVENT--

THE 24-HOUR HIKE AND CAMP-OUT.

- GREAT. - HERE WE GO.

- SO DOUG AND I ENLISTED THE HELP OF OUR FRIEND JAMES,

WHO HAPPENS TO BE A PARK RANGER,

AND HE'S HELPED US TO SET UP THE TRAILS.

- RIGHT, NEITHER OF US HAVE SEEN THEM

SO THERE'S NO ADVANTAGE HERE.

- EACH TEAM HAS TO RETRIEVE FIVE FLAGS.

- RIGHT, SO TWO SEALED ENVELOPES,

TWO MAPS--ONE FOR EACH TEAM-- AND TWO SEPARATE ROUTES.

- AND THE FIRST TEAM TO GET BACK HERE TO GRANDMA DORIE WINS.

- I'VE BEEN A LOT OF THINGS, BUT NEVER A FINISH LINE.

- WELL, OKAY, THAT'S IT. WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

- WE SHOULD GET SOME REST. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

- ALL RIGHT. - GOOD NIGHT, MA.

- GOOD NIGHT, DARLING.

- YOU UP FOR THIS? - YEAH.

- HOW'S THAT TWISTED ANKLE? - OH, SHUT UP.

IT'S FINE.

- GRANDMA, HOT CHOCOLATE? - OH, YOU'RE ON.

- ALL RIGHT.

- SON, YOU HAVE SOME EXTRA SOCKS IN THERE?

- I GOT IT, MA.

I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON DOUG AND BARBARA.

- UNCLE TIM!

THAT'S LIKE THE SIXTH TIME YOU'VE CHECKED YOUR PACK.

- WELL, I'M NOT A WILDERNESS WOMAN, SAM.

I NEED MY SUPPLIES.

CAN YOU SEE ME KILLING AN ANIMAL AND EATING IT?

SKINNING IT FOR FUR?

- IT'S NOT SWISS FAMILY ROBINSON OUT THERE.

- TOO BAD.

AT LEAST WE KNOW IT WORKED OUT FOR THEM IN THE END...

AND IN JUST TWO HOURS.

- GEE, HOPE SHE MAKES IT.

- DO I LOOK LIKE A DORK?

- ACTUALLY, I WAS GONNA SAY YOU LOOK HOT.

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOU LOOK TOUGH AND BRAVE.

- THANK YOU.

- PROMISE YOU, WHEN THIS WHOLE THING'S OVER,

I'LL BE BRAVE TOO.

I'LL TELL HIM WHAT I WANT FOR MY FUTURE.

ACTUALLY, OUR FUTURE.

- I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

EVEN IF YOU'RE GONNA LOSE. - OH, YEAH.

YEAH, I LIKE THIS SIDE OF YOU. GOOD LUCK.

- GOOD MORNING.

- OH, MORNING.

- GOOD MORNING, BARB. - GOOD MORNING, KIDS.

- GOOD MORNING, MOM. - HI, HONEY.

- HEY, HONEY. I LOVE YOU.

AND YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

- ALL RIGHT.

- ALL RIGHT, GIRLS.

LET'S HIT THE ROAD.

- SO, MOM, YOU SURE YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY HERE BY YOURSELF?

- I'LL FIND SOMETHING TO DO.

WHEN YOU KIDS AREN'T HERE, I'M ALONE ALL THE TIME.

DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME. - ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS. LET'S GO.

- BYE, MA. - BYE, JEFF.

HAVE A NICE TIME. DON'T LET THE SNAKES BITE YOU.

- ALL RIGHT, BOYS, LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN.

- I DON'T THINK THEY STAND A CHANCE.

- THIS SHOULD BE A PIECE OF CAKE.

- IF THIS IS IT, THIS SHOULD BE EASY. HA.

WHAT?

- FIRST ONE'S A FREEBIE, HONEY.

- IT'S KINDA LIKE A WARM-UP.

- OF COURSE. YEAH.

- OKAY. THIS WAY.

[harmonica playing Battle Hymn of the Republic]

♪

- AH-HA!

CHECK IT OUT.

NUMBER ONE.

- BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC.

- INSPIRATIONAL, MITCH.

- HEY, WILL. - YEAH?

- DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE MUSIC SCENE IN L.A.?

- YEAH, I'VE MET SOME PEOPLE.

- FLAG.

- NO, NO, NO! I'LL GET IT.

- [sighs]

- GOT IT.

- OH, GOOD JOB, KIDDO.

I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE ON OUR TEAM.

SHE'S LIKE A LITTLE SPIDER MONKEY UP THERE.

- OKAY. - WELL DONE.

ALL RIGHT.

SO THIS WAY. LET'S GO.

- [whistling]

- BABY STEPS.

- HIT IT.

- NUMBER TWO. - ALL RIGHT.

NEXT ONE. THIS WAY, BOYS.

ALL RIGHT. UP THERE TO THE RIGHT.

- THIS SHOULDN'T BE THAT DIFFICULT.

[bell rings]

EAT LEATHER, SUCKER.

[grunting]

UGH!

HEH HEH! HE'S OUT.

AH. MITCH SAID THIS WAS HARD.

[grunting]

- ALL RIGHT.

THERE IT IS.

BUT NO WAY TO GET TO IT FROM HERE, SO...

SOMEONE'S GONNA GET WET.

- IN YOGA, WE LEARN TO LET OUR MINDS GO BLANK.

FREE OURSELF IN THE FACE OF OBSTACLES

AND SEEK THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE.

- YEAH. WHATEVER.

- OKAY.

YOU KEEP THINKING THOSE THOUGHTS.

- HEY, MOM, BE CAREFUL. - I WILL, HONEY.

- DON'T WORRY, I'VE GOT HER COVERED.

- MY FOOT IS STUCK IN THE MUD.

- OKAY. I'LL GET YOU. DON'T WORRY.

HOLD ON.

[both gasp]

[giggling]

- HEY, DO YOU GUYS NEED MY HELP?

- FLAG NUMBER THREE.

FLAG NUMBER THREE.

- HOW'D YOU DO THAT?

- I BECAME ONE WITH MYSELF.

SOUGHT THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE.

- YOGA?

- NO, I LOOKED AT THE MAP

AND SAW THAT A DRY TRAIL WENT AROUND.

- GOOD THINKING.

- THAT'S A BIG 10-4.

- ACCORDING TO THE MAP, IT SHOULD BE RIGHT HERE.

- NO. NO FLAG HERE. - I DON'T SEE IT HERE EITHER.

- HERE WE GO. NUMBER THREE.

- YEAH! - NICE!

- WAY TO GO, DAD. - ALL RIGHT.

ONWARD.

- I'M ACTUALLY REALLY COLD IN THESE WET CLOTHES.

- YEAH, I DIDN'T WANNA COMPLAIN, BUT I AM TOO.

- I'M SORRY, LADIES. I THINK WE NEED TO TAKE A BREAK.

LIGHT A FIRE AND DRY OFF.

- ALL RIGHT, THEY'RE ALMOST DRY.

- OH, GOOD.

IF ONLY I'D THOUGHT THIS THROUGH LIKE ALICIA DID,

NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED.

- WELL, PERSONALLY GLAD THAT YOU DIDN'T.

I'M NOT USED TO THESE 20-MILE HIKES.

SO I COULD USE THE BREAK.

- WELL, IT CAN'T BE THAT LONG OF A BREAK.

NOT IF WE'RE GONNA WIN. - WE HAVE TO WIN.

BECAUSE THAT WAY DOUG IS GONNA DO THE DISHES

FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH.

- ALICIA, ARE YOU OKAY?

- YEAH, I JUST--

YOU WOULD THINK THAT MY SUNSCREEN'S MADE OF SUGAR.

THESE BUGS, THEY LOVE ME.

- WELL, WE ARE OUTDOORS IN THE WILDERNESS.

THERE'S GONNA BE THINGS LIKE BUGS AND SPIDERS.

- SPIDER! THERE'S A SPIDER!

SPIDER! OOH! SPIDER!

- ALICIA! - GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!

- DON'T FALL. YOU'RE GONNA--

- OH, NO! OH! - NO, NO, NO, NO.

YOU'RE GONNA BURN. YOU'RE GONNA BURN.

JUST LEAVE IT.

- IF WE RUN A PROMOTION ON BASEBALL EQUIPMENT IN THE WINTER

WE BEAT THE CHAINS OUT ON THE SALES.

- OR DO SHOPPERS GO TO YOUR COMPETITORS IN THE SPRING

AND YOU HAVE 1,000 BASEBALLS?

- YOU GOTTA TAKE A CHANCE TO MAKE A SPLASH, TIM.

SALES HAVE BEEN UP EVERY QUARTER THE PAST FEW YEARS.

WAIT, WILL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD BE TALKING

ABOUT THE STORE RIGHT NOW.

- WHY THE HECK NOT?

IT'S THE PERFECT TIME-- WE'RE ALL OUT HERE TOGETHER

IN THE FRESH AIR, CLEAR-HEADED.

THIS IS WHEN THE IDEAS COME, SON.

- COME ON, DAD. WE GOT A RACE TO WIN.

FIRST THINGS FIRST.

- [chuckling] ALL RIGHT, THAT'S MY BOY.

- COME ON, GUYS, LET'S WIN THIS THING.

- YEAH. - NICE SAVE.

WE'D HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THAT STORE UNTIL SUNSET.

- SUNSET?

DAD PROBABLY TALKS ABOUT THIS DURING HIS SLEEP.

- AH.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, SARAH, FOR COMING UP TO THE HOUSE.

WITH THE CHILDREN AWAY,

I BARELY KNEW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF.

- REALLY? - WELL...

MAYBE I COULD THINK OF ONE OR TWO THINGS.

- WELL, THAT'S IT, LADIES. WE'VE OFFICIALLY LOST.

- NO. COME ON! WE'RE RESOURCEFUL.

CAN'T WE FIX THIS? - WE DON'T HAVE ANY CLOTHES.

- SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

ARE WE GONNA HUDDLE IN THE TENT FOR WARMTH UNTIL MORNING?

- IF YOU GUYS ARE WILLING TO SLEEP UNDER THE STARS,

I CAN USE THE MATERIAL FROM THIS TENT

TO MAKE CLOTHES FOR YOU.

- WELL, HOW VERY SOUND OF MUSIC.

- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SEW WITH?

LIKE, A PINE NEEDLE AND BARK FOR THREAD?

- I'M NOT THAT INVENTIVE.

MY EVERYDAY L.A. SURVIVAL SUPPLIES.

WITH ME AT ALL TIMES, I HAVE--

THERE'S A CHAPSTICK, UH, MINTS, ASPIRIN,

AND A TRAVEL SEWING KIT.

OH, AND A SWISS ARMY KNIFE. THIS'LL HELP.

POLYESTER ISN'T MY FAVORITE MATERIAL TO WORK WITH,

BUT IT'LL DO.

- YOU'RE SERIOUS? - YEAH, I'M SERIOUS.

- HEY. LOOK. THERE THEY ARE.

- HA! - WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

- THEY'RE JUST SITTING THERE.

LOOKS LIKE THEY JUST STOPPED.

- CAN'T BE.

NO WAY YOUR MOTHER WOULD JUST QUIT.

SHE'S GOT ME ON THE LINE DOING DISHES FOR THE NEXT MONTH

IF SHE WINS.

[all chuckle]

- IT LOOKS LIKE ALICIA'S DEALING WITH THE TENT.

THAT CAN'T BE A GOOD IDEA. NO OFFENSE.

- LOOKS LIKE THEY COULD BE HAZING HER,

BUT THAT'D BE A WASTE OF TIME.

- OH, WILLIAM, COME ON.

YOUR MOTHER WOULDN'T HAZE YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

- YOU SURE ABOUT THAT, DAD?

- I THINK WE'RE FOCUSING ON THE WRONG THING HERE, GUYS.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- WELL, THEY STOPPED. WHO CARES WHY?

WHY ARE WE KILLING OURSELVES TO WIN?

WE'RE WAY AHEAD IN THE OVERALL SCORE AS IT IS.

- THAT'S A GOOD POINT, UNCLE TIM.

- I GET 'EM EVERY SO OFTEN.

- ALL RIGHT, BUT LET'S DO ANOTHER MILE

BEFORE WE MAKE CAMP. - OKAY.

- LET'S GO.

- I ALWAYS THOUGHT FASHION DESIGN WAS SO SILLY.

WHO KNEW IT COULD BE SO PRACTICAL?

- ACTUALLY, MY SEWING WAS ORIGINALLY ALL ABOUT

PRACTICALITY.

- HOW SO?

- WELL, I GREW UP IN BEVERLY HILLS,

BUT MY PARENTS COULDN'T AFFORD THE REALLY EXPENSIVE CLOTHES

THAT MY FRIENDS HAD, SO I LEARNED TO MAKE 'EM MYSELF.

- REALLY?

- DIDN'T TAKE LONG BEFORE

I STARTED CREATING MY OWN LOOK,

AND THEN AMAZINGLY, ALL MY FRIENDS

WANTED TO BUY THE CLOTHES I MADE.

- THAT'S GENIUS. - I'M IMPRESSED.

- YOU SHOULD BE.

- YOU REALLY NEED TO EAT, ALICIA.

WE HAVE A LOT OF GROUND TO COVER.

- OH, NO, THANKS. - COME ON.

IS EVERYONE IN L.A. ON A LOW-CARB DIET?

- PROBABLY.

NO, I'M ALLERGIC TO GLUTEN.

SO IF I EAT IT, I GET REALLY SICK.

CELIAC.

I BROUGHT MY OWN SNACKS.

- GUESS I HAD YOU ALL WRONG.

IF I'VE BEEN UNWELCOMING, IN ANY WAY,

I'M SORRY.

- THANKS.

WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING.

THE GUYS ARE PROBABLY WAY AHEAD OF US.

- YEAH.

- LET'S HIT THE ROAD.

- [grunts] OKAY, THIS LOOKS GOOD TO ME.

- PERFECT.

- I THOUGHT WE COULD USE A NICE, COLD BEER

AT THE END OF THE DAY.

- OH, HO, HO. YEAH!

- YOU'VE BEEN LUGGING THAT ALL DAY?

- IT WASN'T THE ONLY ONE.

- YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

- THEY HAD US PACK THEIR STUFF SO THEY COULD BRING BEERS.

- ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU GOTTA GIVE IT TO 'EM, TIM.

THEY HAD A PLAN.

HERE'S TO WINNING THE RANDALL GAMES.

- SPEAKING OF WHICH, I WONDER HOW THE GIRLS ARE DOING.

I HOPE ALICIA DIDN'T SLOW 'EM DOWN TOO MUCH.

- DAD!

- WHAT? COME ON, WILL.

YOU SAID YOURSELF SHE'S NOT THAT ATHLETIC.

MAYBE ALL THIS WAS TOO MUCH FOR HER.

- SHE'S DEFINITELY A CITY GIRL, WILL.

- OKAY, I GET IT. YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE HER, GREAT.

- NO, NO, NO. NO ONE'S SAYING THAT.

YOU KNOW, I'D BE LYING IF I SAID I GOT YOU TOO.

I MEAN, SHE'S... SHE'S NOT EXACTLY YOUR TYPE.

- WHAT'S MY TYPE? KRIS?

- WELL, YEAH.

- LET'S GO GRAB SOME FIREWOOD.

YOU KNOW, KRIS AND I LIKED ALL THE SAME THINGS.

IT WAS EASY.

IT'S NOT LIKE THAT WITH ALICIA. IT'S BETTER.

IT'S MORE INTERESTING.

I GET TO TEACH HER ABOUT THE STUFF I LOVE,

AND LEARN ABOUT ALL THE STUFF SHE'S INTO.

IT'S NEVER BORING.

- OKAY, BUT IS NOT BORING ENOUGH?

- NO, OF COURSE NOT.

SHE ALSO HAPPENS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING WOMEN

I'VE EVER MET.

SHE'S SO PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT SHE DOES.

SHE'S HARDWORKING, SHE MAKES ME LAUGH.

I LOVE HER.

- OKAY.

THIS ISN'T A PASSING FANCY FOR YOU.

IF YOU LOVE HER, THAT'S ALL THAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME.

BUT IS ALICIA GONNA BE ABLE TO MOVE FROM L.A. UP HERE

SO YOU CAN RUN THE STORE?

- I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK THAT'S A CONVERSATION FOR ANOTHER TIME.

I JUST--HOPEFULLY SHE'S DOING OKAY IN THE WOODS.

- LET'S LIGHT US SOME FIRE AND DRINK US SOME BEER, HUH?

- SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

- JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED FOR DINNER--CHOCOLATE AND WINE.

- SAM! HONEY.

- GOT IT! FLAG NUMBER FOUR.

- AWESOME! WE CAN WIN THIS THING.

LET'S GO. - ALICIA.

WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG?

- IT'S DARK.

- YEAH, IT'S BEEN DARK FOR AN HOUR.

- WE'VE PUSHED HARD ENOUGH.

WE'VE BEEN JOGGING WITH FULL PACKS.

WE'VE BEEN HIKING IN THE DARK.

- WHICH ISN'T EXACTLY ADVISABLE.

- AND I'M NOT ASHAMED TO SAY IT. I'M EXHAUSTED.

- EXACTLY. WE NEED TO GET SOME SLEEP.

SAY WE CAMP RIGHT HERE.

- I DON'T KNOW. - OKAY.

- APPARENTLY YOU CAN TAKE THE CITY OUT OF THE GIRL.

GO FIGURE.

[snoring]

- ALICIA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- GOOD MORNING. I'M PACKING UP.

LADIES! GOOD MORNING. TIME TO GET UP.

IF WE GET A MOVE ON, WE MIGHT ACTUALLY WIN THIS THING.

- WE'VE CREATED A MONSTER.

- I THINK WE HAVE. - COME ON, LET'S GO!

BURNING DAYLIGHT!

- GUYS.

GUYS!

GOOD MORNING! HEY, DAD.

UNCLE TIM, MITCH. WAKE UP.

- WE OVERSLEPT.

- WHY DIDN'T WE PITCH OUR TENTS?

- 'CAUSE YOU WANTED TO STAY UP, DRINKING BEER,

TALKING GOLDEN MOMENTS OF FOOTBALL.

- HOW MANY OF THESE DID I HAVE? - ROOKIE.

- HEY, YOU GUYS THINK WE CAN WIN IF WE JUST GO BACK TO SLEEP

FOR A COUPLE HOURS?

- HEY.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT TO HEAR. COME ON.

WE'RE NOT LOSING THIS THING NOW.

LET'S GO.

ONE MORE RALLY. THAT'S ALL I ASK.

- WHOA! HEAD RUSH.

AHEM!

YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T WE TAKE OUR TIME?

GET OUT OF HERE IN ABOUT A HALF HOUR.

WE'RE WAY AHEAD OF THE WOMEN ALREADY,

AND ALICIA PROBABLY SLOWED 'EM DOWN ANYWAY.

SORRY, WILL. - IT'S COOL.

- WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT. ALICIA'S NOT THE MOST ATHLETIC.

BUT WE'D BE STUPID TO DISCOUNT HER.

SHE NEVER CEASES TO SURPRISE ME.

- ANY MORE BEER?

- OH, MAN.

- HOLD ON TIGHT. - YOU'RE SO CLOSE.

- I'VE GOT HER, I'VE GOT HER.

- DON'T LET HER GO. - COME ON, ALICIA.

- COME ON, ALICIA. YOU'RE SO CLOSE.

- ALMOST, ALMOST. - COME ON!

- COME ON. - ALMOST.

- I DON'T HAVE IT. YEAH, I'VE GOT IT.

- FLAG NUMBER FIVE! - SHE GOT IT.

- CAN'T BELIEVE I DRANK ALL THOSE BEERS.

WELL, MY PACK'S A LOT LIGHTER NOW; THAT'S GOOD.

- YEAH, BUT I GUESS NOT BRINGING THE BEER AT ALL

MIGHT'VE BEEN THE BEST CHOICE.

- YEAH, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A WIN TO BE PROUD OF.

- HEY, A WIN'S A WIN.

- AMEN.

- HELLO? MOM? [claps twice] MOM?

WE ARE BACK. WHERE ARYOU?

THE VICTORS HAVE RETURNED.

- YOU BOYS BEEN BEAT!

LADIES? - TA-DA!

[ladies cheering] - WE WON.

- OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

- CUSTOM-MADE HIKING GEAR.

MADE BY ALICIA.

- SEE? I TOLD YOU SHE'D SURPRISE YOU.

- [sighs, grunts]

CONGRATULATIONS. - YES, THAT'S RIGHT.

- CONGRATULATIONS! [cheers, chatter]

- THAT WAS JUST PURE LUCK.

- YEA!

[overlapping chatter]

- COME HERE. WHOO!

- WE DID IT.

- DO YOU WANNA BE ALONE?

- NO. NO.

IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL HERE.

- HEY, YOU. - HEY.

I REALLY LIKE IT UP HERE. - ME TOO.

- MAYBE I CAN FIND SOME DESIGN INSPIRATION UP HERE.

I MEAN, IF YOU REALLY WANNA BE UP HERE WITH YOUR FAMILY.

WILL, I JUST WANNA BE WITH YOU. - I LOVE YOU.

- I LOVE YOU TOO.

- [feigning throat clearing]

SO, UH, SAM ROUNDED EVERYBODY UP

AND SAID YOU HAD SOMETHING TO TELL US.

- YEAH, UM, I'M NOT COMING BACK TO RUN THE STORE.

LOOK, I'M HONORED TO HAVE SUCH AN AMAZING LEGACY

TO COME HOME TO, BUT IT'S NOT MY DREAM.

MY DREAM'S IN L.A.

AND BESIDES, DAD, YOU DON'T NEED ME.

YOU'VE GOT SAM.

YOU SAID YOURSELF-- SALES ARE UP, RIGHT?

OBVIOUSLY, SHE'S DOING HER JOB.

- YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, I GUESS.

YOUR SISTER DOES HAVE IT COVERED.

- GOOD. GOOD, 'CAUSE I LIKE LIVING IN L.A.

I'M EXCITED ABOUT THE JOB THAT'S WAITING FOR ME THERE.

AND I LOVE ALICIA.

SHE'S THE ONE FOR ME.

NOW IF YOU CAN ACCEPT ALL THAT, WE'RE GOOD.

- WE'RE GOOD, SON.

- HEY, YOU SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.

I'M NOT SURE IT'S TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE TO ME...

UNLESS YOU PROMISE TO COME VISIT--

BOTH OF YOU.

- I PROMISE, MOM. ALICIA?

- YEAH, I WOULD LOVE TO.

- WELL, IT TOOK Y'ALL LONG ENOUGH TO FIGURE THIS OUT.

- ALL RIGHT. GET OUTTA HERE.

- HEY, WILL? I'M READY. HELLO?

WILL?

HELLO? ANYONE?

- "ALICIA, PLEASE TAKE ME"?

- YOU SHOULD TAKE IT.

YOU'VE MADE BETTER USE OF IT THIS LAST WEEK

THAN I HAVE IN THE LAST DECADE.

- I WOULD LOVE TO, BUT ARE YOU SURE?

- OH, YES, I'M SURE.

THEN I CAN KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY.

- THANK YOU FOR--

WELL, JUST THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

WHERE IS EVERYONE?

all: SURPRISE!

- WOW.

- WE ALL THOUGHT YOU DESERVED THIS.

- "RANDALL GAMES M.V.P."!

- MOST VALUABLE PLAYER.

- OH, THANK YOU, GUYS. I LOVE IT.

I'M JUST HAPPY TO HAVE MADE IT THROUGH THE GAMES,

LET ALONE WIN SOMETHING.

BUT I'LL ADMIT I'M EVEN HAPPIER

TO BE GOING BACK TO THE BIG CITY

AND TO BE TAKING WILL WITH ME.

BUT ONLY BECAUSE I KNOW THAT WE'LL BE BACK SOON.

AND YOU GUYS ALL HAVE TO COME VISIT US IN L.A. TOO.

- YEAH.

- AND ME TOO, HOPEFULLY.

THERE'S A GREAT MUSIC SCENE IN L.A.

- DON'T WORRY, UNCLE TIM.

THEY'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM.

- I KNOW THEY WILL. I'M NOT WORRIED.

- AND WE HAVE TO COME VISIT THEM.

I MEAN, I WANT ALICIA TO MAYBE MAKE MY BRIDESMAID DRESSES.

- YEAH, YOU KNOW,

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS WEDDING THING ANYMORE, SAM.

WE GOT A STORE TO RUN.

- YOU'RE GONNA MAKE HER CRAZY.

- THAT GIRL IS CERTAINLY DIFFERENT

FROM THE REST OF THE FAMILY.

- YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, MOM?

THAT'S WHAT MAKES HORSERACING.

- THEY'RE CERTAINLY RIGHT, GRAN.

SO YOU SURE YOU WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS CRAZY FAMILY?

YEAH, I THINK I CAN FIT RIGHT IN.

all: AWW. - GET IT.

- OKAY, WELL, THEN...

ALICIA CROSBY, WILL YOU MARRY ME?

- YES, YES.

[all cheering]

- M.V.P.!

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