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Gorgeous Georgians,
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fierce and toothless
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Horrible Histories presents our...
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show as a song
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some historical hits
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our best musical bits
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and gore.
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FARTS
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Oh, not bad
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It's really unfortunate he ended up
pooing himself to death.
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Hello, doctor.
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Oh, Mabel, good to see you.
How's the family?
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Oh, oh...
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Dead. Yeah, a lot of that
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But enough about them.
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I've got these funny lumps and I
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I've got a poo sample
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in the flesh
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their prognosis
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on your armpits
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in hard lumps
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SNEEZES
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Oh, the plague! I thought
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the old Black Death.
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causing fatal tumours...
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Urgh-urgh-urgh-urgh-urgh. Urgh.
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Bath full of wee. I've been thinking
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thanks, doctor.
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Urgh!
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Urgh!
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I feel slightly sick
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the best for their kids
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Triangle? Not yet.
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One, two, three.
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Coincidence.
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I fought for my grandson too.
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was marry them all off
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Admittedly, it didn't
play out perfectly.
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hey, votta 'bout you?
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to all the mothers out there
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your children back
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to making sure it never happens
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Wow! My attempts at matchmaking
feel kind of weak right now.
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we do what we can.
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From 20th century Germany
comes the musical tale
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of the Dassler Brothers, whose
conflict changed the world's...
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..sports footwear.
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Horrible Historical Musicals
presents...
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in Herzogenaurach
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go fast
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in Bavaria
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AIR RAID SIRENS
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Two brothers, whose friendship was
ended when Rudi went away to war
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and Adi stayed home
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I'm running this company on my own
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Maybe I should always run
ze company on my own.
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my soul says no to share it...
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And so Adidas shoes were born.
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But when Rudi returned from the war,
a rivalry was forged.
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I will create a rival shoe company
right here in Bavaria
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and guess what I'm gonna call it?
Ya, what is that?
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Oh!
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Ruda shoes!
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How about Puma?
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Sounds more "Rrarrr!"
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No?
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it's safe to assuma
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just can't get enough
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and I can play rough
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that you're so tough...
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The epic tale of the brothers
whose rivalry created
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two of the biggest shoe companies
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a brand-new pair
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The musical with sole.
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Mine are still better than yours.
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a family fight
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Ah, Monopoly!
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Football!
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more than goals
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football's more than goals
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CROWD CHEERS
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CAR HORNS BLARE
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whilst stuck in traffic
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And look at us now!
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more than goals
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We know that
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Football's more than goals
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Football feels like home
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Not sure what I'm here for
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Playground or World Cup
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When your team is winning
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There's no better buzz
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Than when your fans are singing.
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ALL: Yeah!
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Kick that ball!
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High five.
Ha-ha!
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Yeah!
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CROWD CHEERS
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Yeah!
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Ahhh!
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traditionally where one would go
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yeah, this water's so cold!
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to make your gout go
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Now it's COOL to be by the sea
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this vacation by the sea
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bucket-and-spading. Oh, yeah!
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we're paddling and wading
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Break by the ocean
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DONKEY BRAYS
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maybe
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Break by the ocean
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BONES CRUNCH
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HE STIFLES A YELL
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like to be beside
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I could provide
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supplied
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cos I named it after me
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Obviously, for a fee!
KER-CHING!
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00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,280
311
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:27,360
312
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,680
313
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:31,760
and their babies
314
00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:35,600
315
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:38,240
316
00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:39,720
317
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,360
318
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,520
319
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:46,280
Wish that we could stay
320
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,560
321
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,200
322
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,600
Break by the ocean
323
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,640
324
00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:57,120
Shall we all go
and get fish and chips?!
325
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,560
Yeah! Yeah!
CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
326
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,320
327
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,400
328
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,680
329
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,480
to call your own
330
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:12,720
the kitchen is its heart
331
00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,640
over the years
332
00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:22,120
IN HARMONY:
to the staa-aa-aa-art!
333
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,520
I was harmonising!
Well, that's one word for it!
334
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:30,040
Mmm! Somethin' smells good!
335
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,360
Wow!
336
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:32,920
337
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,960
338
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,360
339
00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,680
340
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,800
341
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,240
342
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,880
TICKING
343
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,680
344
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:57,280
345
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,400
346
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,440
347
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,320
348
00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,760
349
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:10,040
350
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,480
351
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,800
352
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,560
353
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:17,920
354
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,240
355
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,840
356
00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:23,040
357
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,680
SNORING
358
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:26,760
TICKING
DING!
359
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,320
360
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,880
361
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,080
362
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,920
363
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:39,040
364
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,600
365
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:42,840
366
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,240
367
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,520
368
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:50,000
369
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,520
370
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:53,640
371
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,640
372
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,360
373
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,120
374
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,320
Hey, shall I take 'em
to the fridge?
375
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,720
Take 'em to the fridge!
376
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:05,880
To my brand-new fridge?
377
00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,080
And do you like my washin' machine,
huh?!
378
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,920
379
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,560
380
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:14,840
381
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,640
Mm-hm!
382
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,960
Yeah, tell 'em!
383
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,680
Whoo!
384
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:26,240
And a dishwasher too
385
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,040
386
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:31,960
BOTH:
a '50s house
387
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,520
388
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,520
389
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:38,440
390
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:39,920
391
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,400
Whoo!
392
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,520
This all seems like a lotta effort
to be honest.
393
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:49,160
Woo-woo-woo!
394
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,640
Oh and don't forget
to take out the trash.
395
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,640
Papa's got a black bin bag.
396
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,400
397
00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,840
398
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:03,480
for crimes against music!
399
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,920
400
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:10,080
just run away actually
401
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:14,080
is a foolish thing to do
402
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:17,080
could come after you.
403
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:19,080
Oohh!
Yeah.
404
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,160
FABRIC TEARS
405
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,320
Oi! You! Come back here!
406
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:28,400
WHISTLE
You'll never catch me, copper!
407
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:31,720
408
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:34,960
409
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,920
410
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:41,040
411
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,440
412
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:43,720
413
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,280
414
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,760
thought I'd do meself a favour
415
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,360
416
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,040
417
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,160
418
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,680
419
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:57,440
being a criminal myself
420
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,920
be a lot better for my health
421
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:02,680
Aha, aha
422
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,640
it's pretty gritty.
423
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,160
424
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,760
425
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,800
426
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,040
427
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,880
428
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:17,880
429
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,160
430
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:22,200
my minimum income
431
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,040
being a policeman
432
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:28,280
part of the new norm
433
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:31,160
A nice new woollen uniform
434
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:34,080
Aha, aha
435
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,080
436
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,360
RECORD SCRATCHES
437
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:38,920
438
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,560
439
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:43,600
440
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,960
for our zero hours contract
441
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,720
Out of my way, Peelers!
442
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,160
443
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,920
444
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:55,960
compulsory whiskers!
445
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,840
Aha, aha.
446
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:00,920
Aha.
447
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:04,160
448
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:07,200
449
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,200
450
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,960
451
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:16,440
452
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:19,360
453
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:22,600
454
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,680
GATE CLANGS
455
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:26,480
456
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,160
457
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,320
458
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,160
459
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,600
460
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:37,520
461
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,440
462
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,320
463
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:42,720
464
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,080
465
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,320
466
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,240
467
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:50,840
and the rest was a prison
468
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:52,960
469
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,960
went missing
470
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,000
471
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:04,640
472
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:08,080
all of these terrible days
473
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,800
Jane Grey
474
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,600
Jane Grey
475
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:17,120
must have thought she was made
476
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,000
477
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,680
478
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,840
WHISTLING
479
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:25,680
480
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:29,400
and lions' den
481
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,680
482
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:36,520
swam in the Thames
483
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,600
484
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,000
485
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,640
486
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,440
487
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,280
488
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,120
489
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,840
was a prison
490
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:53,360
491
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:57,120
it'll stand proudly
492
00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:00,160
493
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:03,880
it'll end badly
494
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:07,320
the historical things
495
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,320
496
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,680
497
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:16,480
and the case was so thin
498
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:17,760
499
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,400
500
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,360
WHISTLING
501
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,000
502
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:28,120
503
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:33,320
504
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:36,000
505
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,640
506
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:41,720
507
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,320
went up in smoke
508
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,800
- that's quite a sick joke
509
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:50,080
come from?
510
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:53,000
I don't know, but that
sounds like a cue for a song!
511
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,680
512
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,440
513
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:03,160
but was doomed to fail
514
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,920
515
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,720
516
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,960
517
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,480
518
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:14,320
519
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:17,960
520
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:21,960
521
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:25,200
522
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,160
BANG!
523
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,360
Oh, this really help
seems to help my psoriasis!
524
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:34,280
an eczema cure
525
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:38,160
526
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:42,240
527
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,480
528
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,240
529
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,120
530
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:54,880
that terrified and frightened folk
531
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:56,920
532
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,760
533
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:02,280
with Wei Boyang's powdered mix
534
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:06,000
535
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:10,040
536
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,960
537
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:17,000
538
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,600
539
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:24,600
540
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:28,640
541
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,880
542
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:35,920
zoom, zoom, zoom
543
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:39,520
it's boom, boom, boom
544
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:43,280
the room, room, room
545
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:47,640
can resume, zoom, zoom
546
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:51,720
547
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:55,400
548
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:59,200
did not go bang
549
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:03,400
550
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:07,200
551
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,920
552
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,640
553
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,200
EXPLOSIONS
554
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:19,160
555
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,440
556
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,200
557
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:28,600
you'll end up in AandE
558
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:32,640
in need of medical attention
559
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,920
a special mention
560
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:39,400
561
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,320
562
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,480
563
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:47,160
my moment in the spotlight
564
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,720
DRUM ROLL
Yeah!
565
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:49,960
PRRRP!
Oh!
566
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,440
567
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,400
Oh!
568
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,160
569
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,600
570
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:02,720
and it's pretty great
571
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:07,680
operating theatre let's go
572
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:12,200
now I'm really in the zone
573
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,240
574
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,000
575
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,240
576
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,240
and you can soon go home
577
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,160
578
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,080
I'm ready
579
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,120
580
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,440
581
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,920
it don't cost you money
582
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,560
we'll fix you up
583
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,040
584
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,680
and when you grow up
585
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,000
Great, so let's go.
586
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:41,040
ALL:
won his fight
587
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:45,760
gets treated right
588
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:49,960
from the young up to the old
589
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,960
all right
590
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,640
Whoa!
591
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,520
592
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,560
593
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,440
594
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,000
595
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,480
596
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,640
597
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,280
here is your medicine
598
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,240
for you all
599
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,720
600
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,480
you're ready
601
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,760
Woohoo!
602
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:19,280
and fix whatever feels funny
603
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,520
604
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,680
605
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,880
even when you throw up
606
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,040
BLEURGH!
607
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:31,840
608
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:36,680
and I feel all right!
609
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:40,240
and now I'll take my baby home
610
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:43,320
right through the night?
611
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,000
Whoa-ho!
612
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,800
Na-na-na
613
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,360
614
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:51,600
Look-look-look
615
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,320
616
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,800
617
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,240
618
00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:01,760
Whoa-ho!
619
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,480
620
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:09,080
you could all access
621
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:14,240
and it's still going real strong
622
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:17,880
to the NHS.
623
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,080
FIRECRACKERS POP
624
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,320
Aa-aa-nd cut there!
625
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:24,760
Dan's still rolling!
626
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,840
LAUGHTER
627
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,600
628
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:39,920
Horrible Histories.
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