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hey

hey

diner looks closed

yeah

so I can't get anything good to eat here?

Grilled cheese good? Anything good to eat here

anything else

nothing else good

one grilled cheese then

and a gatorade

car horn

Beth chill

what's she doing in there

no idea but quit molesting me with that noise

my wheel my horn

car horn

dick

I.D.?

For real

I guess there's at least 21 years of

experience in that face

thanks for that

how long?

T-minus 30 seconds

you into space rockets?

Are you into medicine?

Why?

What have you got?

Never mind

heading to a party?

Camping

dressed for it

have a good time

we already have drinks

buried in the back

food stink

much needed hangover fuel

punishment for staying out latest

you lightweight it was your party

I had first drive this morning

but you had no excuse April

you should have been carried out of that bar

I'm glad I went home when I did okay

I'm just starting to feel human-ish

So, Suzy baby as bad as you're feeling

kick back, relax and enjoy the view

while we drive your ass all over the place

three weeks to the driving test okay

fourth time lucky baby

fuck off baby

Jackie woke up and vommed by the way

you got a signal

in and out

so we must be pretty far out then right

yup and it's gonna be well worth the journey

once you see the view

oh do we have to wear these costumes the whole way

do not be a killer of joy

I'm a traditionalist

besides it's always supposed to be the bride

that wears the costume

nothing about you is traditional Suz

yeah and I'm wearing a badge as well aren't I??

False advertising

well maybe you should try it on Suz, because I have a feeling

it'll fit you like a glove

ouch

speaking of sluts..

You snuck off very quietly with

mr creepy film director guy

okay, you have my full attention

he wasn't that creepy looking

what prompted this delicit little rendezvous

as you know Beth

beers and jaeger seem to make creepy look interesting

it has been known yes

plus he kept saying I look like Mia Wallace which helps

from school?

The clumsy chick that couldn't make cheer squad?

No movie lover is our April

no you ass

the babe from Pulp Fiction, Uma Thurman

how many girls with a bob

have heard a line like that I wonder?

I don't have a bob

I know I'm just saying I bet it's a very well used line

I can see it actually

jokes!

Bullshit

if you're not too busy back there though

we'll hear the rest of that story please thank you

oh my God April there's really not that much to tell

well knowing you I'm sure he didn't go home

completely empty-handed

so?

We parked outside

under a tree by my house

made out

he successfully placed his fingers in my panties

I checked his fingernails first

sufficiently clean

and then yeah, he adequately completed the task

at hand

and then I started to give him a hand too

oh stop you're killing me porn face

unfortunately for him the porch lights came on a little bit too soon

and I was out of the car and inside before he knew what was happening

that's a good thing too my dad was coming out to see who was parked

whatever happened to I do you

and you do me

shit happens sweetie

besides he was better off not getting caught by dad

after an evening sponsored by rittenhouse rye

can you imagine

that would have been pretty awful

all right don't get all weird princess

oi

Oi?

Oi?

You're not english

poor guy thought his lucky number had come up

leaving with the high school cock dog eating champion

please that tiny thing was no challenge

okay, important part of the trip coming up

halfway selfie stop

for real B?

Yes for real

we gotta record this trip for social media posterity

oh God well be careful

the internet might actually break under the weight of such posterity

laugh all you want but in 20 years time

and you can't fit in your skinny jeans anymore

and you're fetching beers for your fat ass

grumpy husband

you look back at these photos and you'll thank me

wow another portion of bleak please

you ladies are in charge this weekend is all about saying

farewell to my youth and hello to the rest of my life

I'm down. So record it all

make it count bitches

team player

there is always a chance she'll look back on these photos

and blame us for letting her get hitched so damn young

nah don't start that yet

the boyfriend baiting show does not

begin for at least another hour

okay as long as it's planned

why do we have to walk so damn high for a picture

this better be a damn good ass picture

how about that brown sandy backdrop

oh wait how about that one or that one

if we climb up that dune we ought to get

a good one with the angle of the light

exactly how long have you been attending

this evening class

you don't take a good photograph you make one

ah Christmas cracker wisdom?

Just get ready to pose

beautiful day ain't it?

Or a hell of a dream maybe

wet dream

monsoon

locals on a charm offensive

you girls lost out here?

Oh no we're good just enjoying the view

sure is easy to get lost wandering about these dunes

we won't don't worry photo taken

our friends sat in the car waiting for us so no dramas

ain't no drama

where you headed?

Oh no

hold on wait enjoy the view a little more

can I take your picture too

I can give you my confession sister

she's the nun asshole

bitch

oh no no way

oh please start

I'll be your friend

time to go April

say cheese muthafucka

no more pictures

lovely meeting you fellas

catholic school must have been a bitch

ain't no hiding in the desert

these costumes have got to go

Beth did you have to do that

of course she did

it would be no fun without some lunatics chasing us

you know it

are you okay Suz

there's a time and a place for hair pulling am I right?

Clearly you're fine then

I'm calling this one

the portrait of a desert meth head

and it's insta-live

am I the only one who shook up here

we went to college in the deep south honey

that was just first base

I can't see a car so hopefully they aren't following

I saw a red truck park a ways off it'll take them ages to stumble off and

get it if they do want to play chase

uh that's not comforting at all

no more desert stops until the campsite now

in other news this is a great photo of us

ooh let me see

one second

hiding photos there Beth?

Abso-fucking-lutely

oh that is really cute can you send it to me

Suzy honey could you pass me my things?

Yeah just show April a photo of herself

and the crazy stalkers are instantly forgotten

uh like you're any different

right oh can you help me take this off then

what have you got underneath

stuff that's fine to drive in

oooh

ice pack? Chastity belt?

Granny panties?

None of which are fine to drive in trust me

oh

And relax

I'm waiting for my time

and little do I know it's already here

RV park up ahead

Beth

ignore it keep going

ignore the sign for the park we've arranged to stay at?

Can you please explain?

We're going wild camping

there's a spot in the desert where I always wanted to go and hike

and camp just us and the stars

barbecue, beers it's stunning I promise

yeah I mean who needs running water?

Or a bathroom

I packed toilet paper

and what about security

in the middle of the freaking desert

actually

Beth!

Oh my God you brought it

why?

I borrowed the one that dad

the NO G plays with least

oh you're a g for sure honey

a serious G

you had something to do with this Suzy?

I may have pointed out the inherent safety issues in desert camping

and how best to mitigate them

hush now this is just in case

how many horror films start with a bunch of girls

in the desert right

yeah or an asshole with a gun

hence why you're not touching it honey

it's true April you can be quite an asshole

well sorry sweetie but if this is a horror movie

obviously I'll be getting slaughtered first

oh no

okay can you just keep your eyes on the road bimbette

brought him along for the ride then?

Oh thank God he can't actually hear you

I'm not sure Richie would love you and your x-rated date stories

oh please filthy fucking football player

thanks Suz

oh that's right he was a

virgin when he met you

he's a sweet man is all you need to know

um

A sweet man who quarterbacked the

football team through most of high school

and then again at college

don't go there Suz

I'm just saying

I'm sure he barely gave the cheerleaders the time of day at state

Suzy!

He's a man and therefore can never be trusted

don't marry him

don't marry him

he's disgusting

revolting

cut off his

dick

too much

you're right the wedding's off

but we still get to party all weekend right

oh definitely but you return the gifts

I can live without three toasters

but not without us

what are the chances that we missed a turning already

doubtful

but it was years ago that I was out here

so we just keep driving then?

As I recall we'll see the rock around the time we reach the turning

so no rock no problems yet

okay and if we don't see the rock then

presumably you admit we're lost and have fucked up on an epic scale

not lost girls just scenic vibes

wait what about asking that guy

would he know?

He looks pretty local an old boy like him is bound to know the

state like the back of his hand

you mean on account of the fact that it

used to belong to them

basically yeah but let's maybe not have

that conversation with him besides who said he's a native american?

Oh that's right he's not wearing a coachella headdress

so he can't be

oh my god not the coachella thing again

why isn't he moving?

I guess we just go and ask him right

great idea

okay I guess I will go and ask him

I'm sorry to wake you but do you have

come see my art

um actually I just need directions to Raven's Rock I don't know

how about I come see your art?

This is a beautiful painting of the desert we're in right now

yeah it's lovely but I don't need any art I'm afraid

and who told you that?

Well no one but I um

where are you headed to mademoiselle?

Actually you should ask our guide that uh Beth?

Hello

do you know how to get to Raven Rock?

Come to catch a raven?

Uh no

Raven Rock

a good place for answers

assuming you got a question?

And hopefully a good place to camp I'm told

good friends?

Yeah why?

Friendship can be as blind as love

but the raven can illuminate the truth among the lies

it brings changes

both wanted

and unwanted

the raven can take many forms

perhaps you're the raven

no dude I'm not the raven

you

let me have your hand for a moment

April

I have a painting for you mademoiselle

I really don't want any pictures sir

but a map?

One that your guide can follow to Raven Rock

just as you had asked

not quite G-Maps is it?

We are here

it's there

and the road runs this way

thank you

ten bucks

oh of course

good sale

good value

good luck

that was intense

is the map really making sense Beth?

Kinda but we'll know soon enough

good because I am fucking bored of

sitting in this tin can

my ass hurts I need to stretch out

shut up backseat

oh backseat what's up with you?

You know what? Can I just see the map?

Oh be careful with that though it's a nice souvenir

the only thing I want to know is

why the fuck am I the raven?

okay see that way up there?

Yeah is that the rock?

Jesus as if we could miss that

okay well next time you say 30 I'll know to double it

ladies and bitches I give you Smoke Creek State Park and Raven Rock

don't tell me it wasn't worth the extra drive?

Well I have to say freaking yes baby

this is stunning

where are all the ravens?

Enough with the ravens

are we actually on a reservation right now?

Maybe close to otherwise he wouldn't have made such a big deal about the place

they say the whole area is pretty mystical etc etc

wow they do?

Oh yeah lots of stories and stuff

I have to admit I don't know anything about it

neither do I

oh yeah this whole area is literally

littered with graves and stuff

stories about peeps seeing things here

that go way back

graves?

Oh no come on you guys please tell me

we're not here on some sort of ghost hunt

come on it's not for a bachelorette party a dumbass bachelor party maybe but

April?

What?

How's your leg?

What? Why?

I don't know beth is yanking on it really hard

honey you should see your face

this place is known for pretty rocks and sweet nothing else as far as I know

so let's get ready to camp so we can hike up for the view and

be back in time for a feast at sunset

God please let's stretch first you sadist

if you're gonna do it do it but you're

not getting out of any unpacking

wait for me you bitches

that's the last of it

comfy Suz?

Just rinsing off your beer

I propose we catch the last of the sun

okay don't get too comfortable

I second it

we haven't even set up properly yet

let's just take a quick moment of relaxation

come on beth it's my party

ok fine but I'm not doing it on my own

tunes on please?

Okay fine chill

I have to charge my phone soon anyway

oh good difficult jazz

maybe you are the raven?

Shush

okay girls so in high school our goal was to go to college

which we've already done now

we've barely had any time since we've been back

to catch up and hang out just the three of us

so 'Ape' what's the next move?

Ape!

don't fucking call me that again 'Floozy'

ok ok come on?

Well shit sweetie if you recall I am getting married in a minute so it's kinda

of taken up all my time since I got back

and then it's all baking and babies for you

yeah for sure as soon as possible

no okay well not right away right? You just spent all that time studying

I'm sure you want to use it for something

well yeah but I mean there's not a ton of journalism jobs back home so I might

have to think exactly how I want to use my degree

yeah well you're not planning to stay back there anyway

bright lights big city remember

yeah but Richie and I have talked about it and

he and my mom agree that maybe running away straight off is not the right call

here it comes

here what comes?

Richie and your mom agree?

Babe?

Richie and your mom don't need to be planning life for you

I have a say in it too girls

does Richie's job with his dad

have anything to do with it?

Oh come on we would be dumb to turn that down

Ah Richie

good guy

but he wasn't gonna go anywhere far from home

with a job for life dangled in front of him

wow I didn't realize the two of you thought so highly of my fiancee

honestly girls it's a well-paid job and he'll probably end up running the

company one day

do any of us have a good an offer as that on the table?

Actually I have some job news I was saving up

well come on missy let's hear it

I was up for a kinesiologist assistant position

yes?

For a team

yes?

I wasn't sure I was gonna get it

Jesus Beth just spit it out

Arizona Cardinals!

I know it's so junior but the coach is a huge track fan and he knows me from my

stuff in college so they were really keen to give me a shot

wait so does that mean

no

Yep I'm moving to glendale

you're moving?

Well the job doesn't come with free chopper rides honey

so yes I gotta go

but what about the Phys Ed job back here then?

Jacked it

I gotta get the fuck out of the village

and up close and personal with some pro football torso

I'm just kidding about the village honey but just remember don't settle for

anything less than what you want

I know I know and you know that I'm

happy for you you little shit

can I just give you one piece of advice?

Of course

try not to do the entire team in the first week

just space it out a bit please

understanding your college strategy a bit more now Suz

it's all juice for the book after all

oh my God how far have you got with it now?

Oh yeah when is the Twerker in the Rye hitting the bookshelf?

Ah the Trasher in the Rye

Do the Nasty in the Rye

okay okay all are better titles than

What I Really Learned In College by Suzy Fisher

Copyright!

No I reckon I'm about three quarters in I'm just thinking about adding a

what it was like coming home bit

starring us

well obvs it's always about you

well I can't wait to read it babe so hurry the fuck up

me neither knowing you it'll be pretty x-rated

so in that case I suggest that we toast to some pretty good

shit that we got going on

to us ladies nothing more nothing less

what's going on?

Girls wake up the lights have gone out

solar ones don't last the whole night go back to sleep

there was a noise I think Suzy did you hear it?

Until I need to pee I don't care

and then I'll just pee on you prom queen

okay fine if you're not worrying then I won't either

something's here with us

I heard it shush

okay fuck face we aren't gonna

who's out there?

Listen this isn't funny anymore okay

so why don't you and your friend just

hey, you ever see what a nine millimeter

pistol will do to an asshole's face?

Fuck off I will shoot you

oh something's touching me

stop it it's just me okay stay close

quiet something's moving

ah somethings just hit me

I warned you don't come close

ah my God,

something just fucking hit me

and now my ears are ringing

here are all the missing lights, very funny

throw some around so we can see who's still out here

asshole's trying to scare us

I'm way past scared okay if I wasn't half drunk

right now I'd be fucking freaking out

they were just pulling a shitty prank on us

then why fire a gun beth?

It was just a warning shot

shush and listen

what are they doing?

I think they're by where we parked now

yes I've locked it before you ask

we scared the shit out of them

and out of me a little bit too

yeah and me too a lot

I'll kick your ass if you come back

if only they could hear you I'm sure they'd be scared shitless

yeah or they might actually come back let's avoid that

if they wanted to do anything serious they would right?

Let's just all relax and since we went

through the to the. Trouble of unpacking a tent let's just sleep in it

as opposed to just leaving quickly there's no way that I can go back to sleep

I'm sure those idiots realized it's bedtime

and are gone for good

besides it's gonna be light soon anyway

we can stay awake tomorrow we'll switch camp just to be sure

but do we even want to be inside a camp we can't see what's outside

we only have to watch the entrance this way

I'm still a bit drunk

still on edge

there are sleeping tablets in my bag

but you have to get them

my real deal baby blues

I'll manage thanks

they'll knock you out

I'm not going to sleep

me neither

me neither

your face is hot

it's too early for flirting

no I mean it's like 150 degrees in here

good morning to you too

I can see we all kept watch diligently his action jackson still on duty

yes... no I don't know

I think I maybe got an hour's sleep

same. I'm fried

I can't actually fucking breathe in here

you would think with such discomfort it would force us out of bed

plus I know Beth must be hungry

Beth is your stomach rumbling yet?

It is isn't it?

Beth?

Beth!

Fuck I fold let me out

an athlete's weakness is her stomach

I'm starved

I know I'll help get some eggs on the go

uh start with coffee if you'd like to avert homicide

start with food or I go cannibal

that was definitely coming from where we parked

is that them again? Third time lucky

what do you mean third?

Yeah they passed us on the road after we got the map same truck anyway

while we were buying the map right?

No, after that

a little ways down from that artist guy

maybe it's four then.

A car like that passed us while we were paying.

These guys have stalked us four times now?

Jesus you guys why didn't either of you speak up?

I just didn't want to worry everyone when I wasn't sure

oh great thanks thank you so much for

bringing me into the middle of nowhere for safety

if it's okay with you I'd like to not stay out here a second longer

with these fucking crazies stalking us let's pack up our shit please and maybe

try the actual campsite okay

maybe you're right

no no no more maybes my party my call let's pack up now please

look at the wheel

what?

No way Richie checked the whole car over before we left

oh my god the caps are gone

it must have been those guys

tell me you have a spare?

Of course I have a spare I'm not an idiot

how about two spares?

What?

Same deal real jokers

oh my God

I'm gonna have to call someone out here

no signal

ditto

it's charging at camp but don't get your hopes up

so are you saying we're gonna have to walk out of here

we cannot stay here another night

I hope we don't have to but it's better than

walking around here all night it's about 40 miles just to the main road

a dawn start for sure besides if those idiots do decide to

come back again another little warning shot will probably scare them off

yeah or maybe they'll just fucking shoot back

not helping Suze

I'm not trying to, this is really bad

oh my God what are we gonna do

calm down Ape

don't fucking call me Ape

okay okay let's just all wait and see if

I have signal before we get completely freaked out

fine

I'm sorry I shouted

it's all right don't worry

it's all right

dumb bitch

don't worry those guys are not gonna come back, we're gonna get signal

we're just gonna get out of here, it'll be okay don't worry

I can't I have to go pee

hey cowgirl

you left a present for our friends

stick it on the cooler Suz

April!

Give me my phone I need to call 911

Keep your hand on this

Give me my phone

The phones don't work

oh I still don't have a fucking signal

April what did I do?

You shot her Suzy

come on come on Beth

it was an accident

Beth! Wakeup!

Oh my god I'm gonna go to prison I'm gonna go to prison April

they're gonna send me to prison April April April?

What? She's dead I don't know

okay she's fucking dead she's dead

what do you want me to tell you come on?

It was an accident

Beth?

I think we should hike up high and get a signal

and we can't just sit here like this

in the movies

when somebody dies in the desert

the vulture's come

I thought you were gonna cover her

susie come on

come on

let's do it

okay do you want to go get changed?

oh God it's Beth's phone it has signal

April?

Are you calling 911?

April what is it?

It's a message from Richie

your fiance Richie?

Yeah my Richie

what is he messaging her about?

Um

He said er

April? What did he say?

Hey sexy

I hope the cheerleaders haven't bored you to death yet

I don't know about you but every now and then

just isn't enough

he was seeing Beth

hey

are you ok?

I feel dizzy

April?

April April April

come on April April April

you're waterboarding me whoah

ohhh

hey it was his fault

how could he do that to us?

Okay it's just so typical

yeah she wasn't typical though was she?

Are you thinking about the wedding?

No

I don't see how that can happen now right?

I mean that's not at all what I'm thinking about

can our lives be like more of a royally fucked up mess right now?

Full on fucking nightmare

cause she's fucking your fiancé

and I fucking killed her and then we found out what she did to you

yeah I didn't know at the time of course

yeah all because she brought a gun to a

fucking bachelorette party all of this had to happen

I've got to be about to wake up

you know I don't even know what your parents are gonna hate more

the fact that their little society wedding is getting binned

or their daughter being part of a homicide thanks to that awful awful Suzy

oh my God stop my head can't take this right now

I'm just going to jail

I'm going to jail because everyone is fucking everyone else

fuck and I was a bit careless

I was a bit careless yeah

Suzy?

I just want to know I wonder why she brought it?

Wait was it for you?

Is this why we're in the middle of fucking nowhere?

What?

I wonder if she would have minded

if you got shot instead?

What do you mean?

She wanted what's yours right?

Oh my god Suzy you can't fucking think like that

I can't think like that

I can't think at all right now okay nothing this is all just too much

it was an accident

it was an accident

okay and now they're going to take me away from you as well

Richie, Beth and me

I can't do it

which bit April?

Losing everything, everyone

it could be worse

worse? How hmm?

Motive

what? Like some plan?

I mean think about it

once they realise that she was seeing your fiancé

they're gonna automatically assume that

it wasn't an accident at all

do you see how that looks?

Oh my god

oh my god it looks awful so so so so

instead of you getting blamed for an accident

we're both getting blamed for a murder?

No no fucking way Suzy I'm a victim here

just as much as she is

April

I don't want to go to prison

we're the only ones that saw what happened

so?

So we'll make something up

we don't need to make anything up it was an accident

I'll still go to jail

but maybe there was another way that this happened

what and say what lie?

She shot herself in the chest?

I don't think that's very likely

I don't know April I wasn't planning on this okay

just let me think

maybe we maybe we didn't see what happened?

What maybe we didn't see what happened what maybe we didn't see her get shot?

Yeah maybe

maybe nobody shot her...

somebody definitely shot her

no no no maybe she went hiking

and never came back

I don't follow

but what if we were too hungover to go with her and she went without us

well I mean she would have gone whether we went or not you know what she's like

and because she has a phone she would have posted photos to prove it right

right but I mean Suzy

yeah I know

we're gonna have to hide the body

what?

Fuck off Suzy no that is not what I was gonna say

oh my God your mind is going

to places I can't even comprehend right now do you even hear yourself?

Huh?

They were cheating on you

for God knows how long

maybe it's just karma right

do you want to go to jail?

No no I don't want to go to jail okay fine

you're right yes

that would be the next step okay just hiding her body hadn't even occurred to me

oh God Suzy

what?

You missed a bit seriously?

Yeah

it's a shame I'm not wearing my nurse costume

nobody would have questioned me

okay that was a really bad joke I'm sorry

let's just go take some fucking photos okay

I guess we are doing that fuckin damn hike after all hey

ugh

April?

Yeah?

How long do you think it's been going on?

I'm trying not to think about that

we could look at the messages?

See how far back they go

I have nearly 20 years of memories of the two of them

ten years in a real relationship with Richie

I need to protect some of those memories because if I imagine that they've been

smiling at me all this time and just twisting

and twisting a knife right in my back it kind of makes me sick

I mean if you had any doubts about what we're doing then maybe knowing how long

I just feel cold

or detached maybe I don't know it's weird

what's wrong?

Nothing nothing

this place

what about it

it's just I just don't feel right

like do you want to read this or not

yeah yeah maybe I should

but maybe you shouldn't

um

I'm finding it really easy to hate their guts

never mind don't read it

no?

It's not healthy

are you sure?

Yes

okay your face says enough

what doesn't kill you makes you stronger right?

Then we should have superpowers or something

let's just keep going then

yeah

wow she was right it is spectacular

it's kind of poetic

everything we've been through

now that we're at the top we're just gonna leave it all behind us

quite the analogy

that's me

no no it's not

all right let me take a few photos then

tag it...

'what a shame the others are missing out'

then everybody will think that we stayed behind

oh my God so dark but yeah I guess

I can write it

no it's okay I've already started

oh shit wow she really did post that picture of those desert dudes

lots of comments here from friends about being careful out here

maybe those guys will get the blame

can you imagine?

April what is it?

Here you write it

are we doing the right thing Suz?

I mean I know it's not the right thing but

are we doing it for the right reasons?

I just wonder

who else knows that he was seeing her?

Who else is going to wonder if we did this on purpose?

Even if the cops believe us or not this is gonna stick

but if I can save you from being punished for an accident then

I gotta do it right?

I mean you didn't really wanna kill Beth did you?

All the time

that's not funny

thank you for doing this for me

well either you go to jail for an accident

or we're both suspects for shooting my fiance's mistress

some choice

just do it

okay I posted it

I guess we should turn off the phone now

wait

are you sure I shouldn't read the messages first?

Just let me do you a favor okay

friends forever April

you said it

so there's only one thing left to do

yep

we just uh we can't hide her here

we have to do it somewhere that's away from camp

no I'm gonna get a drink or two first

I feel weird about touching her

um really? Because I'm completely fine

dragging around the dead girl you shot

April!

Well what do you want of course

it's gonna be weird have you ever even seen a dead body

oh she's not cold like I thought she'd be

she is dead right?

Oh okay

just please don't let me do this by myself

no I'm gonna help

ready?

She's heavy!

Okay well we have to try a lot harder than that

I am trying

well try harder otherwise she's not gonna go anywhere

all right chill go

you're still digging though

well somebody's got to

we should burn any clothes that have blood on them

yeah of course

accessorizing April?

Oh no but we do have to spend the night here so

I want to make sure I keep it close

let's put her in

farewell to 15 years of friendship

good riddance

you say that pretty easily Suz

I read the messages April she had a few opinions about me as well

like what?

Nothing I want to talk about

is there something you're not telling me?

Whatever let's just cover her okay

three stuck-up little princesses

came to enjoy the view

but their gun went bang

and then there were two

fuck

told you she wasn't going to be much for foreplay didn't I Wally?

But a fuck seems only fair in exchange for us to keep your dirty little secret

it's not worth it

it's us or a whole lot of us

you may recall meeting the boys last night

they were quite taken with the buffet

you sicko!

So you'll play nice or there's gonna be a lot more guests

now can you keep a secret blondie?

Please please don't touch me

the word please can be such a turn on

when you hear it over and over again

Eli!

I do believe she's jealous

back over to that fucking hole

Wally what's my first rule of double dates?

Stake a clear claim and stick to it

now why haven't you got your claim under control

I said back the fuck

the fuck I will

then I'll fuckin drag you then

Suzy!

first I'm gonna choke you

hey

get off her

are you ok?

They'll either report us

or they'll come back when we're sleeping

April! go

April don't let them get away

April

two more dead people

they would have killed us

you saved us

when you killed them I mean

maybe

you did too it was both of us

when do we report her missing?

We have to start walking somewhere in the morning somewhere we can call 911.

If he just wanted to be with her then why not just end it with me

I don't know April

but his waspy parents were never going to approve

of him marrying anyone like me or her though

or you?

You know what I mean

oh come on don't be naive Ape

perfect

popular prom queen April

never puts a foot wrong

well to do parents

good grades, studies hard

still with her high school sweetheart

okay you're going to make a great soccer mom one day

Suzy

I mean the cheer squad gave me some pseudo-validation

and Beth's athletics for sure

but who wants parents like mine

and their love of a bottle

or my asshole delinquent brother

who would steal anything just to get loaded

why are you sounding like such a fucking victim?

Oh

Don't worry I don't feel like one

c'est la vie, sweet pea

it's life

the way it is for some of us

you just gotta do that bit of extra to get what you want

so what hmm?

You want me to be ashamed of my background?

Trust me

my life is not some fucking fairy tale okay

I have my own issues to deal with

okay

what's the hardest thing you ever had to deal with?

You know what shut up

I know my problems may not seem so much to you

but trust me they exist

okay you see your family as useless

but I see you as having more freedom than I've ever felt

I'm second-guessed, extra-analyzed, overruled all the fucking time by my mom

is this a suitable thing for a Jones daughter to be doing?

What will people think?

What will we take away from her if she doesn't comply

my upbringing has left me pathetically terrified to live my own life

at the risk of losing the gilded shiny comfortable existence I know

poor fucking you

and because I am so shamefully afraid of that

I do exactly what they want every single fucking time

I don't know maybe that's why I'm with Richie in a way

he comes from money

I won't have to rely on my parents for anything anymore

you mean you don't even love him

of course I love him

ah

Sometimes I think I may need him a little more than I love him

for the record

having drunk parents

does not represent freedom

in any way you fucking asshole

I'm sorry

that's not what I meant you know that

its just hard to explain

ditch him

and the family

and get on with your life

I wonder if I'd be better at just never going back and just drive straight on past

but then he gets away with everything

all the sympathy, poor Richie his fiancee left him

and that's just not right

well what can we do about that?

Nothing right now

just stay away

but wow I would really like some payback

payback

now that doesn't sound like princess April

ah forget it

how are you feeling?

I don't know

somehow I feel like everything was supposed to happen

well that's just crazy

I'm not crazy

I didn't say you were

I'm just glad I still have you at least

I don't know where my head would be right now without you

maybe go a little bit insane

I feel like I have already

how is it not the right thing to say the truth?

Just be honest

I know

April

huh?

Sorry yeah no

of course I'm not gonna say anything

I'm so tired I can't even think straight

just keeping me out here in this desert when I have to get back

my boyfriend is waiting for me

MY Richie... is coming to get me

I called him to come pick me up

I just had to climb up the rock a little bit

and then bingo signal

when he gets here we can work everything out and I can forgive him about her

about Beth fucking Beth

she knew I liked him

she knew it and now look what happened look what happened

I just have to do that bit of extra to get what I fucking want

I don't know what happened to the other girls

they went looking for help with the car and

the desert's just so goddamn big

you know it's so easy to get lost in Beth said so herself

she warned us

and they never came back

it's so noisy the desert's supposed to be peaceful

you're not gonna be that much help at all are you?

[car engine approaches

hey Richie is that your girlfriend's car?

Yeah that's it

Suzy!

Suzy!

I'm here

oh god

miss Suzy are you unharmed

yeah but I'm freaking out

they've been gone a really long time and I wouldn't have stayed here the whole night

if I knew I had to be alone

well Richie here told us about your

your car's tire and uh the men

right the red truck um

that's why we're stuck here

but you saw them

not here we we saw the truck here

we saw them before on the way here well twice at least

same guys?

No the same truck so we automatically assumed the same guys

we didn't pass anyone along the road on the way up mam

is that the direction your friends took

no Beth said it would be quicker to cut across in that direction

okay just come over here and have a seat uh I need you to

start from the beginning okay

okay

they just kept walking until I couldn't see them anymore

okay thank you miss

start packing up the girl's car I'm gonna get on the horn and

call search and rescue get uh get em to put a bird up

get this escalated

in the meantime we need to get a APB out on that truck

she's in shock we need to get her comfortable

and get her over to the EMT

I'll get started

okay I'm gonna need any and every detail you can give me about that vehicle

and then I promise we'll get you out of here all right?

unit 31 be advised search and rescue will commence in 30 minutes

and an EMT unit is inbound over

copy 10-4 inform EMT that we're headed in their direction

and we're going to rv in route

10-4 31

Romero vamonos

help!

Help!

oh come on

I got her, hit the horn hit the horn let her know we're coming

stay back

that's April

April?

Yes

her hands and feet are bound they could still be in the vicinity

April who tied you up?

April who tied your hands?

She did

say that again April

she killed Beth

and she buried me alive

drop the gun miss Fisher

Richie please don't let them take me

Suzy what are you doing?

Drop the gun and we'll sort all this out

put the gun down

put the gun down right now miss Fisher

April what's going on?

so I didn't make the connection on the drive up

but yeah I watched all your games, could have sworn you go pro

I had a couple injuries I couldn't come back from

all done and dusted unfortunately

but I bet bet you had fun while it lasted

ladies love a quarterback right

yeah they do

so you're positive you have no idea who the mystery man is?

No Beths exact words were it's no one you know

and you never heard neither one of them mention his name

I literally found out when they began to argue I don't know

must be the first time they keep a secret from me

that secret turned into an argument which escalated into a shooting

apparently this guy's worth killing over I've yet to meet one of those myself

tell me again about the two men

they just saw her pointing the gun at me

while I was digging a hole

they didn't say anything? There were no introductions?

No it was just shouting at us

at her to put the gun down and stuff but like I said she just saw their gun

and shot at them I can't really blame her for that

they looked pretty crazy and we knew they were trouble since the first run in

okay look we're gonna get you down to the station and get you looked at

um but we're gonna need some more details

yeah

of course I understand I'll help any way I can

well it looks like your ride's almost ready hang tight a minute

April

I don't talk to strangers

April I didn't plan for all of this

I was sure you were going to blame me so I freaked

are you still trying to manipulate me

murderer

huh yeah I'm not buying the accidental gunshot anymore

how long have you been fucking my fiancé by the way?

Why haven't you mentioned that to the cops?

All the reasons you said he chose me over Beth

you're talking about yourself weren't you?

I don't understand you Suzy

after all the things we always thought about guys

why would you ever want one that's prepared to

treat a girl the way Richie's treated me huh

do you still want him?

Not for long and if you want him too you can forget about him

unless you're looking for a prison pen pal babe

I don't want him

he's lied to me, lied to you

probably lied to Beth

besides he chose you

he chose me all along you idiot

he needs me just as much as I need him

the dream wedding to the fucking prom queen his parents were going to give us

a pretty generous start in life

he's shallow but not completely stupid

and his parents love golden girl April remember?

They're just as stuck up as mine

so what happens now?

Right now we stop communicating ladies

hey is this something that you want to tell me right now?

No you understand about as much as I do officer

officer Barnes can we get going?

You have a great ending for your book now Suzy

let's go

that took a while

yeah

are you okay?

Yeah I'm fine

any news on Suzy?

She won't say a word apparently

can we go please I can't keep my eyes open?

Yeah yeah

how long have I been asleep?

Crashed out as soon as we hit the highway

a few hours

how are you feeling?

Fine

I was hoping you'd wake up so we could talk

Suzy sounded pretty crazy when she called me

she was saying some uh some ridiculous things about me and her

like what?

She didn't say anything to you?

Nuh uh

April?

I don't really feel like talking right now Richie

well when then?

Um there should be a gas station up ahead soon

pull in will you

what do you need?

I need to make a call

what's wrong with your phone?

Dead

so use mine it's right here

and I'm thirsty and I need the restroom

who do you need to call you can't speak to in front of me?

Sweetie

just pull the fucking car over okay?

Suit yourself

I'm thirsty too

mom?

It's me I'm okay

Beth's dead mom

yeah I know he called you but

yeah he's in the car we're driving back

no he's fine

mom listen mom stop talking

Richie was cheating on me with both of them

hello?

Mom are you there?

Did you hear what I just said?

After the wedding what?

You think I should still marry someone like that?

So send out uninvites put an ad in the fucking gazette for all I care

I'm talking to you now can you please listen to what I'm saying?

What part of that don't you understand? He was fucking my best friends please

I don't want to just come home and move on I'm just

I'm unhappy mom

I'm just asking you to be my mother

how will it ever be all right how? This is the rest of my life mom please

real baby blues

come on come on

how strong are you?

You took your time everything okay?

My turn to drive

I don't mind going the whole way

so I've heard

what?

I want to drive Richie it occupies my mind

are you sure you're up for it?

Just get in okay

eyes getting heavy huh?

Yeah yeah I guess it's a long ride out here

we should talk then before you sleep

yeah now you want to talk?

Yeah yeah now I feel like being in charge for a change

do you mind?

What?

What do you mean?

We both know you had to take my side back there

I mean you weren't gonna take poor fucking Suzy home to the parents were you huh?

Your mom was pretty specific about keeping me happy

and having the perfect fucking society wedding

it's not like that

oh don't bother

you know what I've been on this path for

so long with you I kind of felt like I had to see it out to conclusion I mean

if a marriage didn't work out then I'd divorce okay I mean

you know I wouldn't have to go crawling back to my parents but then

you had to go and fuck my so-called friends

hey April

I still want to marry you

maybe I could actually work on my parents a little I mean

a bereaved daughter is surely sympathetic although I'm not sure I can

put up with mom long enough for that though hmm

you do understand what you've pushed me to don't you?

Bereaved? What do you mean?

I mean there's not gonna be a wedding for you

not now, not ever, you son of a bitch

wha what's wrong with me?

Suzy's sleeping tablets

proper ones apparently

I mixed a bunch into that drink and in a minute

you'll be fast asleep

and you're not gonna wake up

April why?

I mean when everybody hears what you've done to me they'll understand

why I had to break up with you and maybe just just maybe

they'll understand why you couldn't

bear to go on without me

that you couldn't bear the shame of going home and having to explain to your family

how you'd finally broken my heart

poor April

I mean they'll say you didn't really want to kill himself

that it was just a cry for help but

I mean he just didn't realize how far help would be and

the desert is a really big place Richie

I hope your parents will get your obituary in the society pages

look at you fucking coward

you fucking coward look at me

look at me look at me look what you've

bye bye richie

oh you really are disgusting

thank you girls

911 what's your emergency?

Hi I've been trying to get a signal I I I need some help please

my boyfriend's tried to kill himself in my car I don't know what I'm supposed to do

we're in the middle of nowhere I think we're on the I-70 we need someone please

I don't know what to do

ma'am just slow down for a second please

what? I can't hear you the line is terrible

please we need an ambulance

where exactly are you?

give me reasons not to be here I have none I love my friends too much

spotlight boys

we can beat them with our hands tight if only we had a

chance to fight

spotlight boys I have

dreams tonight spotlight

I have dreams tonight

we're dancing in the light

so give me reasons

I love my friends too much

spotlight boys

spotlight boys

I have dreams tonight

we're dancing in the light

I have dreams tonight

we're dancing in the light

spotlight boys

I have dreams tonight

we're dancing in the light

spot

light

boys