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- Whoa. What is that?
- Hey, Judy, I wouldn't pick that up.
- I have to.
- Judy?
Are you okay?
Judy, get out of the water. What's wrong with you?
- Good morning, sir.
Hey there. Good morning, Staff Sergeant.
I'm out with Bravo Team right now.
We're doing a little insertion training. Wish you were here.
Did you make it to the ferry, okay?
- Yes. - Outstanding.
Enjoy your time off, Sergeant. You earned it.
- I just wanted say I really appreciate the leave.
No worries.
We got some high speed, low drag training
for when you get back.
- I look forward to training with you
and the rest of the team as well.
All right, well, I'm on line next.
You keep your head on a swivel, Sergeant.
- You too.
- You know when the ferry leaves, Private?
- I'm not a private.
- All right, well, we're ready to take orders
whenever you're giving them.
- You should move along
unless you wanna get hit in the privates.
- That actually sounds promising.
- Aleesha!
What's going on, girl? - Wait, wait.
No, no, no.
Stop. No.
- Stop it. Put your hands down.
- Oh, my god. Why are you recording this?
- It's to document our legacy. Tell our audience.
- Wait. Audience?
- Tell me, does a guy like a girl in uniform?
- Sometimes.
- Are they intimidated by you being such a badass?
- Are you really posting this?
- No, of course not.
Jessica!
- Oh, I missed you so much, girl.
- Yeah. - Can't believe you're here.
- Yeah, well, me neither.
- Let's head to the beach house.
Just past the top of the hour
for another beautiful day here on WKGP.
Good morning to the fishes and the fishermen
and especially you.
You know who you are.
The beach crawlers, the surfers,
everyone born into the sand and sun
of our hypnotizing and coastline.
It gets into your soul.
So you know what that means, tons of you from out of town,
watch your wallet, watch yourselves.
And to the locals, try not to step on any tourists.
It's gonna be a beautiful day.
You never know what may happen.
- Aleesha, Jessica! Ah.
- Hey, Meghan. - Hey.
Oh, you look amazing.
Please tell me you brought normal clothes.
- Uh, yeah, I brought civvies.
- Civvies?
Civilian attire.
- Oh.
I think Debbie's here already.
Her dad owns the place or something.
- Hey, guys.
Are you ready for the best girls' week of your life?
Okay, well, we have booze and necessities inside.
But the house is just a quick stop along the way.
But when we get back, I might rent a masseuse
or a DJ or a DJ masseuse!
Ooh, this week is gonna be crazy.
- Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
Four days.
- No. - What?
- Yeah. Yeah.
Look, guys, I took leave for four days, you know?
I got a favor.
But my training is a big deal.
- Always trying to make history.
- She's been like that since high school.
- Well, someone has to save the world for the rest of us.
- Thank you, Meghan.
- Well, we're all here now,
so let's come inside and see the house.
It's really cute. Daddy rented it for us.
Let's go!
Oh, I love you, girl.
I love you too.
- Selfie.
Hey, Meghan, why don't you tell us about
the natural healing of crystals?
- Ugh, no. - Mm-mm.
Don't do that. - Come on.
- Hey, Debbie. They are boys.
Hey, guys.
- Oh. Okay, hi.
- Hey, thought you said this place was nice.
- Shut up.
- What's up, Skipper?
- What are you doing here?
- You two know each other?
This was supposed to be a girls' trip.
- Yeah, what the hell? Debbie.
- I know what you're gonna say.
- Girls' trip.
- I know, but we broke up and he looked so sad.
- So you invited him?
- He looked like a lost puppy.
- Never mind. - Hey, chill, relax.
It's a free vacation, so be cool.
- Come on, boys.
- Do you think it's weird that Debbie brought
her ex-boyfriend?
- Who? Pete?
Mm. He's a good guy and they broke up on good terms.
- Hm. - Why, you interested?
- Shh.
No.
I was just wondering if you thought it was weird.
- He's your type.
- I don't have a type.
- It would make Debbie jealous.
- Why would she be jealous?
- Well, I mean, you know how that whole thing goes.
Debbie doesn't wanna be with him
and, also, she just doesn't want
someone else to be with him.
- She broke up with him.
- You are interested!
- No! Stop.
Stop that.
Stop that!
- I'd give anything for a cinnamon latte.
- Well, there's gotta be a Starbucks here, right?
I mean, the island on \"Survivor\" probably has a Starbucks.
- Do you remember Coffee Plantation?
Whatever happened to them?
- 'Cause nothing says American
like putting \"plantation\" in your business name.
- All right, screw this. Enough of this cinnamon latte talk.
I'm busting out the alcohol.
It's vacation time 24/7 around here and it starts right now.
- You're day drinking? I mean, it's not even noon yet.
- Excuse me? Time is arbitrary.
And that tone of yours is purely botanical social morality.
- Mm, tell me more, Professor.
- Can I get extra credit after class?
- Oh, yeah, no, definitely not my type.
But, like, seriously, since when is drinking at 9:00 a.m.
any different from drinking at 9:00 p.m.?
Are we only supposed to drink before we go to bed?
- Most of my boyfriends like when I drink before bed.
- Honey, we need to have a talk later.
If you're one of those people that drink before 9:00 a.m.,
then you'll be drunk before you go to work
or if you have to drive somewhere.
- Okay, listen, Dad, are we going to work?
Are we driving anywhere?
Hm.
- Class dismissed.
Give a beer, then.
- I got bourbon.
That works.
- Okay. - Oh.
Have we broken the responsible one already?
- Look, you guys, I'm here to have fun too.
Just please don't record me doing it in a bikini.
- You should definitely record her doing it in a bikini.
Like, for sure.
- Well, then, to Aleesha's last hurrah,
before she embarks on the most epic, world-changing,
boundary-breaking, glass ceiling-shattering training
a woman has ever experienced.
To Aleesha.
To Aleesha.
- Hey, cheers, bro. - Cheers.
- All right, come on!
Let's go!
Chop-chop! The beach is waiting.
Aye, aye, Captain.
- Heck, yeah. Let's go!
- Did you just say \"heck\"?
- Okay.
Yeah. Yeah, you get me up.
Yeah.
- Hey, is anybody having trouble with their cell service?
♪ I'm tired
♪ I'm tired
♪ I'm tired
♪ Don't know about you
It's too much clothes for the beach.
♪ You are really something
♪ You are really something
- The weather's nice, huh?
- Hi, guys.
- Okay, I noticed this look you're going for.
Goodwill meets angsty teenager?
- I'm trying to be humble.
- Humble?
I'm sorry. Humble?
- Yeah, I keep meeting all of these guys
who only want to, you know, because I'm hot.
- Oh.
- Wow. - I know, right?
I'm trying not to talk too much
or let anyone see how totally hot I am,
so they have to get to know me first.
Mm.
- I'm tired of being passed around for free
like a tray of Jell-O shots at a basement rave.
You know?
- I don't know how to respond to that.
- Okay. Well, you're here with friends.
- Mm-hm. - You're on vacation.
And we love you.
- Really?
- Totally. - Thanks.
You're welcome.
- Okay.
- And she has a bikini on anyways.
- Duh. We're on vacation.
Wait up!
- She really should've finished high school.
- Or Sunday school.
I'm gonna go change.
- I'll wait for you.
- Hey, all you sexy people out there.
Your number one gal pal Jessica is about to catch herself
a boat ride to paradise.
Oh, come on.
Oh, thank goodness.
Okay. If you're lucky enough, I might even share a pic.
Who wants to see little old me soaking up the sun?
Let's get this video to a thousand likes, guys. Mwah.
Ugh, what the heck is wrong with this thing?
- So, ready?
- Yeah.
- Can I ask you, are you really some badass military person?
- Well, I'm trying to be.
I know that not a lot of women have
successfully completed the training
and I hope to be the next.
I've been in the service since I was 18,
ROTC four years before that.
It's all I've ever wanted.
- Was your dad in the military?
- Are you saying that a woman can only pursue
a career in the military if her dad did it first?
- Oh, no, that's not...
Okay. I'm sorry, my bad.
- My dad manages a warehouse
and my mom is a clerk at the county courthouse.
But then I guess that means
little old me can't do a anything else.
- That's not what I mean.
I'm sure you're amazing. You could probably kick my butt.
- Wanna find out?
Hm?
Here. Stand in front of me.
This feels like a setup.
- Attack me.
- I don't think I want to.
- Attack me.
Your safe word can be Oklahoma.
- Are we at the stage of our relationship
where we need a safe word?
- I didn't think we had a relationship.
- It may depend on how badly you beat me up.
- Are you stalling?
- I just wanna remind you, you literally asked for this.
- Please.
- Oklahoma.
- On your feet, soldier.
Was that too much? I can never tell.
- No, I'm good.
Just remind me to never again question
the career path of 110-pound soldier.
- Thanks for being a good sport.
Mm-hm.
- So, guys, shall we?
Oh, man.
Come on.
Stay on, baby.
No.
Ooh. Impressive.
Daddy got it from some guy
who used to work for Coca-Cola.
- Yes, sweetie, I think you're just missing one key detail.
- She ain't seaworthy.
- Hi, Captain Joe.
- Howdy. This is my fiance.
- Girlfriend.
- Girlfriend. Karen.
So, sorry, guys, but there's still some work
to be done on the boat.
But maybe, with some luck,
we'll have you in the water by week's end.
- Well, that's a bummer. Good job, Debbie.
- Thank you, sir.
- Yes, ma'am.
What?
Let's go.
- What's going on? - We're leaving.
Sorry, guys, I was taking a selfie.
What does it mean?
You know what it means, Mickey.
It's time.
I can't.
You know what you have to do.
- I don't.
You do. You were made for this, Mickey.
It's what you've been waiting for your entire life.
Grab your things.
- Were you the ones that took me?
Was it you?! Please!
Do as you're told.
- Okay. Okay.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- Hey, Meghan. - Hm?
- Did you bring your tarot cards?
Nate, stop.
- It's okay.
- No, he needs to stop teasing you
and your ridiculous belief system.
- Oh, ha ha.
Seriously, though, tarot cards are complete nonsense.
- Okay, you know what? Look at me.
Can you use your psychic energy to tell me
what I'm thinking right now?
- No, your face tells me what you're thinking.
Seriously, though, crystals are from the earth.
There's a natural energy, a natural connection.
Tarot cards are just ink on paper
you can buy from Hot Topic.
It's bull crap.
- Did you just say \"bull crap\"?
- My little sister repeats everything I say.
I'm trying not to say, you know...
- Bad words?
- Oh, my god, so bad. - You're bad.
- Stop it.
- My ears, they're so-
- I hate you both.
- I do cuss a lot, but I try not to eat meat, though.
- You go fishing all the time.
- Yeah, but have you seen fish? They're ugly.
- We should do a crystal calling ritual.
- Mm. - Yeah, no, I don't like
the sound of that.
- Yeah, and, like, for who?
I mean, I don't even know any dead people.
- It's to commune with the spirits
of Mother Earth and feel her energy.
Talking to the dead can make you feel so alive.
- Well, so can talking to men online, sweetie.
- I was raised better to not meddle with that stuff.
- It's not meddling.
- It's definitely meddling.
- I wonder how many times we can use
the word meddling in one conversation.
You can meddle all you want.
- Well, I guess we're getting drunk now.
♪ Days have never been so real, real ♪
♪ Days have never been so real
♪ Days have never been so real, real ♪
♪ Days have never been so real
♪ Days have never been so real, real ♪
♪ Days have never been so real
♪ Days have never been so real, real ♪
♪ Days have never been so real
♪ I never imagined that I had to go ♪
♪ And I'm now in places that you never know ♪
♪ It's not easy for you
♪ Don't ever die, you matter
♪ But I promise that, that I won't forget about you ♪
- Aleesha! - Aleesha, come on!
- Get up! - Come on!
- No, you guys go ahead. I'm good here.
Please!
Ugh!
- You gonna come join us?
- I will, eventually.
- What, are you scared of the ocean?
- I'm training to be a paratrooper. What do you think?
- Okay, dumb question.
- No, I like it here, you know? The sand feels nice.
- All right, well, we'll wait for you.
It's the beach. What's the worst that could happen?
- We should really be nude.
- Yeah, but if I take this bathing suit off,
it's like a bright white bathing suit.
Hey, come get my back.
- Damn, Debbie, what's in the lotion?
- Are your hands okay?
- Huh? Yeah, um, Debbie's just being Debbie.
She never really knows what she wants.
- What about you?
- Still figuring that out.
- Copy that.
- This is it.
This is it!
I found it!
I found it! - Whoa, hey!
- Look. Look at it.
- Back off. What are you doing?
- We have to stop them.
- Sir. Sir, is someone trying to hurt you?
- All of us. They wanna hurt all of us.
- Okay. Okay, I understand.
- The key. Do you see it?
Aleesha, we should...
- Is there somewhere we can take you?
- There's nowhere to go. Nowhere to hide.
It's coming for all of us.
- What is?
- The danger from the skies.
- Aleesha.
- I can prove it! Listen!
Listen.
Are you there?!
Say something. Tell them!
Why won't you tell them?
- Aleesha.
- I heard them. I know I heard them.
I heard them.
Is there some place we can take you,
anywhere you can go?
- Please help me.
- I don't know what to do.
- You will.
- What in the world was that?
- I wish we could've helped him. Damn!
- What was that?
- Some poor soul. We're fine.
- It looked scary.
- No. He was scared.
We should go back.
- You guys go ahead without me.
- What are you gonna do?
- I'll catch up. I'll be fine.
- We'll escort each other.
Why didn't you tell them?!
I didn't think it would've helped.
- They thought I was crazy.
I know what I heard.
It sounded like space.
There's no sound in space, Mickey.
- I've been dreaming about sharks.
Do sharks dream of the you, Mickey?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Who are you talking to, Mickey?
You.
And who are we, Mickey?
- Hello. Sir?
We met on the beach earlier.
I just wanted to make sure you were okay
and you had some place to go.
- I live here.
- My name's Aleesha. What's your name?
- Mickey, like the mouse.
- Well, Mickey, it's a pleasure to meet you.
Do you have any food?
- I wasn't always like this.
Sometimes, I can think straight, but not often,
not since I was taken.
- Taken?
- By aliens.
- Oh.
- They really messed me up in here.
- Okay.
- You don't have to believe me.
It's my job to wait.
I wait and wait.
- What are you waiting for?
- For them to tell me my purpose,
to tell me why they did what they did to me.
They said I was special.
How am I supposed to save you if I'm all scrambled in here?
- Save me?
- All of you.
All of you.
The bad ones come from a water planet,
but it's getting too close to their sun.
It's drying up. So they send out scouts.
And they use mind control
and they use these devices to amplify their ability.
The teardrop I showed you, that's the answer.
I just don't know the question.
They attached themselves to the host of a predatory species.
Our planet is 80% water.
If their mothership finds that out,
it'll be total annihilation.
You need to go.
Thank you.
- Hey. Are you okay?
Hey!
Hey! Hey, wait.
Hey, hey. Wait, stop.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hate to do this.
Whoa.
What happened?
- Some crazy kid.
- Another one?
- Think it's a local.
Dang, I really wish I didn't have to hit her.
- No, you probably did the right thing.
- Is there some place we can take her to?
- Ma'am.
- Hey, miss?
To anyone else, that might seem strange.
- Is everyone ready?
- For what?
- Meghan's doing her little thingy.
- It's the crystal calling ritual.
Ugh, can I not?
- All we have to do is stand together and hold hands.
Jessica?
- All right.
- Debbie?
Come on. - Fine.
- Nate, do you wanna be our fourth?
Know what, believe it or not,
that's not the first time somebody's asked me that.
- Four it is. That's good energy.
- So I guess she just disappeared.
Oh, that's for the margaritas.
I am not cleaning that up.
- You've heard the expression \"salt of the earth.\"
It's a pure conduit to the natural energies.
It's in our bodies and the earth beneath our feet.
- I'm still not cleaning it up.
- Okay, concentrate.
We call out to those who surround us.
We call out to those who watch us.
Hear our voices. Hear our calling.
Let the earth guide you to us.
Hear our voices. Hear our voices.
Hear our calling. Hear our calling.
Feel our energy. Let our energy be your calling.
Be your calling. Be your calling.
Spirits, please answer our call.
If you can hear us, give us a sign.
Let Mother Earth echo our calling.
This is stupid.
What's going on?
- Please, answer us again.
- How are you doing that?
- It wasn't me.
- All right, I'm out.
Yeah, me too.
- Hey, come on.
- Nope, girl. I draw a line at the weird sounds.
- Yeah, no, seriously, it reminds me too much playing
with my sister's Ouija board when I was a kid,
so, yeah, I'm out.
Hey, wait up!
- Ooh, that sounds way more fun than a crystal ritual.
No offense.
- Really?
Meghan!
- Meghan. Meghan.
Are you okay?
Meghan!
Ow.
What happened?
I think I tripped on something.
- Okay. I mean, did you hit your head or something?
- A little, but I'm fine.
I'm more embarrassed than anything.
Honey, we've seen you dance naked on pool tables.
- I don't remember that.
Exactly.
- Okay, well, come on, let's get you inside.
All right, yeah.
- Okay. - Okay.
I'm really fine. You don't have to worry.
- Yeah, but we need to make sure
you don't have a concussion.
- You know, the weirdest part is,
I don't remember falling, but I remember you.
- Me?
- Yeah. And biting people.
- Is she gonna be all right?
- She was saying something about biting people.
- What?
- People have been behaving very strangely today.
I think something is wrong.
- Aleesha, you're not in the military here. Relax.
- Has anybody else been having bad reception?
- There's literally no phone reception here.
I've been trying for, like, the last hour.
- Maybe it was alcohol poisoning.
- Dude, we brought the drinks.
Fine. Don't look at me.
Maybe it was the crystal.
- Trust me, that didn't do anything.
- Look, the sun and salt water do strange things to people.
I'm sure she's fine.
- I am fine.
I had a bit of a spaz, that's all.
I could really go for some drinks, or margaritas maybe.
- Are you sure?
- Yes. Yes, please.
- I second that.
I wanna get down before the sun goes down,
you know what I mean?
- Yeah, we should've brought more boys, though.
Maybe.
- I don't know what to say that.
- \"Wear a condom\"?
- Oh, for Pete's sake.
- I see what you did there.
- Yeah? - Well, I'm glad
it's just us girls.
Mostly.
Not a bunch of strangers.
Well, now, folks,
the afternoon pleasures are calling out to us.
The sun teases a horizon like a lost lover.
Now, it's time to drink our drinks and celebrate life
until the night steals the sunshine away.
But, friends, today ain't over yet.
Be careful out there now, kiddies. And party hard.
- It's so peaceful out here.
- I love the sound of the ocean.
Nobody's making noises and there's no kids playing.
- Just the wind and the waves.
Listen.
It's perfect.
You're perfect.
- Never stop saying that.
- We should get married.
- No, I saw what marriage did to my parents.
No thanks.
- We're not your parents.
- Well, thank goodness.
Do you really wanna marry me?
- Every day.
- Joe!
Joe!
Joe!
No!
- It didn't matter. - Mm.
Oh, hey, Mom.
- I see you brought a friend.
- Alberto.
- Hey. Who you going for?
What do you mean?
- We only got a few days left here, bro.
Who you hooking up with?
And please, please, tell me it's not gonna be your ex.
- Oh, no, no way.
Debbie and I are totally cool. I'm not going back to that.
- Look, listen, never hook up with an ex, bro, ever.
- You always hook up with your ex.
- Da da da da da da da. Well, we're not talking about me.
Who are you after right now at this moment?
- Nah, I'm not interested.
- Say what?
- I'm really not.
- Huh. Okay, nice guy routine.
That's interesting.
I am nice.
- Everybody says they're nice
until they run their car into a farmers' market
because some dude pretending to be a chick
on 4chan or Tinder doesn't wanna smash.
- I did the hookup thing all through college.
I'm talking about all through college.
I'll toast to that.
- We shouldn't toast to that in this social climate.
- Loosen up! Please.
- Look, I can look all I want, but I'm not into hookups.
I'm looking for the real thing.
- Talking about love?
Something in the ballpark.
- Okay, so you wanna be Sarah Jessica Parker
looking for her own Mr.-
- If we're comparing our lives to \"Sex in the City,\"
I'm totally Jessica.
You can be Charlotte.
- No, Charlotte wishes she can be me.
All right, I'll leave you alone. You do your thing.
Yeah, have fun with your hookups.
- Oh, trust me, I'll have a couple tonight.
Hey, how many?
- No.
- Come on, how many?
Just tell me.
I won't laugh, I promise. - No, stop it.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- So, after all this, when you go back to the military,
where you gonna go?
- Well, I'm stationed in Hawaii now,
but I'll PCS to California.
- Mm. Hawaii and California.
It's gonna be rough.
- Yeah.
- Ow.
- Meghan, are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
Your body is better than this one.
- Um, no. You're beautiful.
- I want yours.
- You've clearly been drinking too much.
- I'll be strong enough soon. You won't defeat us.
- Does she like...
- We'll talk about it tomorrow.
Can you help me?
- Yeah, sure.
Here, come on.
My cousin Roger is a straight arrow,
but when he gets a few drinks in him,
he turns into the Joker.
The one from the '60s, not Heath Ledger.
We should give her some space. She'll be all right.
- Okay.
- Sometimes, the best parties are the ones
you don't remember.
Yo. What? What?
What was it? What?
Huh?
Yo, hey, hey! Yo!
Yo, hey! What is this?!
Help, help! - Hey!
- What is it?
- Is it a dog?
- Stay back.
- What are you guys doing?
What?
- Is it a chinchilla?
- It looks like a bald raccoon had a baby
with my grandpa's chair.
- Ugh. - I don't know
what this thing is.
- Well, I am not dealing with it.
- Debbie, your dad's house sucks.
- If there's more of these things,
it's gonna go from unpleasant to FUBAR.
- Whoa, hold on.
It could be wildlife here. We don't know.
- Something isn't right. It feels wrong.
Are you seeing this?
- Did it land here?
- Okay, all hands on deck.
We have to hunker down for safety.
- I think you're overreacting. It's just an animal.
- Yeah, and that was just a star to wish upon.
Look, sunset is at 15 minutes.
I'll take first watch.
- Aye, aye, Captain.
- I'm gonna go get another drink.
Come on.
- Hey, I don't think you should leave.
I don't think it's safe.
- I think we'll be fine.
Jessica.
- Do you really think we should worry?
- Hey. You okay?
What's wrong?
Feed.
- Oh, god.
Good morning and welcome
to another bright, new day here on WKGP.
The night had its chance,
but now the sun has got something to say.
It's a whole new world when the sun rises.
Hey, but be careful out there today, folks.
Yours truly has been hearing some strange going-ons.
Whispers.
I'm asking y'all to send good vibes out into the world
for the rest of us sinners.
To the boatmen and the surfers,
to those passing through life or just passing through town,
I wish you all a bright, sunshiny day.
- Hey. - Hey.
- See more wild animals?
- Jessica never came back last night.
- Everything's gonna be okay.
Wake up, Mickey.
It's time, Mickey.
- Time?
I have to tell you something, Micky.
It's going to be hard to accept. I'm sorry.
You are not the savior.
- I'm not the savior?
No.
But you will bring them the weapons to save their planet.
I have seen it.
- Who are you?
The end is coming.
You need to be brave, Mickey.
- I don't know how.
You will.
Sometimes, doing the right thing means doing the hard thing.
Take the object.
- How do I know I'm not crazy?
I guess that would make me crazy too, Mickey.
Now, go.
Yeah.
I cannot believe Pete, man.
He's got Aleesha after him, Debbie's after him,
and I'm sitting here.
- Feed.
You okay?
Yeah.
- Something smells delicious downstairs.
I think there's coffee. You wanna go get some?
Sure would be nice if there was a Starbucks here.
- Where are Nate and Jessica?
- Nate went to fish and Jessica didn't come home last night.
- Ugh, I think maybe it would've been easier
to just stay drunk.
- Did you have to kill another guinea pig with scurvy?
- Meghan, it wasn't a guinea pig, or scurvy.
Am I thinking of Lyme disease?
- It's too early to be that serious.
- Maybe it was a capoeira.
Capybara.
Ow.
- Meghan.
- I had the weirdest dreams last night.
- Like what?
- I was eating people.
And I woke up and it's weird.
I couldn't stop thinking about your body.
- My body? Again?
- And killing the rest of you.
- Meghan.
- Meghan, what are you doing?
Hey!
- Meghan.
Meghan.
This was supposed to be our girls' week.
Meghan, stop.
- Guys, I don't feel so good.
Okay, we need to call military reinforcement.
This is way too much for local law enforcement.
- You saw what I saw, right?
It was a shark. A floating shark.
- This is a nightmare.
- What was that thing? I mean, really, what was that thing?
- It was a spirit.
- Don't start.
- Okay, Pete, then what was it?
- I don't know, maybe it was...
Maybe we imagined it all.
- Yeah, we just imagined a shark.
It's a spirit.
- Of a shark?
- It's not a spirit.
It's an alien.
- Okay, I'd really like to not be here anymore.
- Guys, what am I doing tied up? What's going on?
Aleesha, please, untie me!
- What do you remember?
- I don't know!
- I have an idea.
Feed.
- Let me out!
Let me out!
- She's not possessed. She's a conduit.
A conduit for what?
- Maybe the calling ritual didn't reach the spirit world,
but instead it put a big, bright, flashing sign on us
for whatever this thing is.
I saw, we saw a shark, not a ghost, not an alien.
- This may sound mad, I don't think it's the shark.
I think it's what's inside the shark.
- Okay, just so we're on the same crazy train here,
you're saying it's an alien shark.
Right? We're talking about an alien shark.
- Yeah.
Yeah. And it's out there, waiting.
- The device is already here. You're already dead.
We will destroy you, warrior,
and seize this planet as our own.
We just need to get closer.
- Aleesha.
Aleesha.
Are you all right? Aleesha!
Aleesha!
You okay?
Aleesha! Aleesha, talk to me!
Aleesha?
Oklahoma.
- Leave him alone!
Go away!
- Aleesha, are you okay? Is that you?
- Yeah, that was...
Mickey, thank you.
This is Pete.
- We met.
I don't remember you.
- That's okay.
Mickey, you saved me.
- The voice told me what to do.
- What is that?
- Attach that to a spear and shoot it with this.
What is that?
It's time, Mickey.
- They're calling me back.
They brought me back to help you.
I could never kill it on my own.
But I could sure as hell make it sting.
- Okay. No more hiding.
This bastard has to die.
- Aleesha, what is this?
- It's a weapon to kill them.
I don't know how I know, but I know.
- We don't know what that thing does
or what it might do to you.
- It might kill it, it might not.
But I know that if we keep running, more people will die.
Sometimes, doing the right thing means doing the hard thing.
I'm gonna give them a fight
like they've never seen on Earth before.
- Wait, you're the big hero?
- No, we are.
We are the big, damn heroes.
Come on!
Come get me!
I'm right here! What are you waiting for?!
- Oklahoma this bastard.
Aleesha, you did it.
Aleesha, you did it.
- Was that too much? I can never tell.
- That was great.
- Thanks, Mickey.
Do you hear that?
That sound, do you hear it?
There's gotta be something else.
Give me Mickey's bag. Give me his bag.
Something else.
I know what this is.
I know what this is.
- I don't.
- It might not be enough to kill him,
but it sure as hell will make it sting.
We have to blow it up.
We have to blow it up.
This is our planet!
All right, cool cats,
that's gonna do it for me.
Yours truly has gotta go.
But tonight, before you cradle your loved ones to sleep,
I want you to look up at those big,
beautiful stars above and make a wish.
It's a great, big, beautiful universe out there.
And you never know, someone up there just might hear you.
Are you there?!
Please!
Please help me.
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