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♪♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ exciting and new ♪

♪ come aboard ♪

♪ we're expecting you ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ life's sweetest reward ♪

♪ let it flow ♪

♪ it floats back to you ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ soon will be making another run ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ promises something for everyone ♪

♪ set a course for adventure ♪

♪ your mind on a new romance ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ won't hurt anymore ♪

♪ it's an open smile ♪

♪ on a friendly shore ♪

♪ it's love ♪

♪ welcome aboard, it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪

♪♪

Right past the gift shop

and down the passageway, miss Nicole.

-Oh, Terry. -Terry, okay.

-Thanks. -And Terry,

the first champagne cocktail for you and your friend is on me.

Oh, we'll take you up on that.

-Bye-bye. -Bye.

-Terry! -Oh, Courtney!

-Hi! -Oh.

-It's good to see you. -It's good to see you.

So tell me, how has the last year treated me?

And don't hold back.

Okay, lie if you have to.

-You look great. -Thanks.

But what's this nonsense you told me on the phone?

It's true.

Roger and I are getting divorced.

I'm so sorry.

Well, don't be. I'm delighted.

And I'm looking forward to some laughs and some good times.

Hi, gorgeous.

Beautiful day for a cruise, don't you think?

-Hi, Roger. -Hi, Terry. Nice to see you.

Roger, what are you doing here?

I decided to come along.

I thought a romantic cruise might make you change your mind.

If not, this is a great place to meet new ladies.

Um, maybe you two would rather talk alone.

Terry, no.

Listen, Roger.

Terry and I are on this ship to have a good time.

And you're not gonna spoil it.

You and I have nothing else to talk about.

Sorry, Courtney. I don't give up that easily.

Well, what's first, laughs or good times?

Isn't the ship beautiful, papa?

I don't know. I haven't seen it yet.

You're gonna love mazatlán.

My -- my friends say it's very colorful.

Beaches, mountains...

Well, let's skip the travelogue, Louise, and find our cabin.

You've been cooped up in your little apartment

too long, papa.

A few days of this, and you'll be good as new.

I never will be as good as new.

Even when I was as good as new,

I wasn't all that hot.

Well, we guarantee to return you better than you were.

Floors, please.

-Aloha for us. -Aloha. Yeah, me too.

I'm, uh, Dr. Adam bricker,

and this is Kim Carlisle, our athletic director.

Welcome aboard.

-Thank you. -Hi.

Louise Hastings. This is my father, George.

Hi, Louise. George, welcome.

-Doctor. -You said Dr. Bricker?

Yes. Everybody all right?

Oh, I'm fine, Louise, please.

My father hasn't completely recovered from surgery,

but I'm hoping this trip will rejuvenate him.

Some birthday present, huh?

Congratulations.

What is it, your 50th?

Oh, you just missed it by 20 years.

It's my 30th.

[ Laughs ]

Let's ditch her and go and have some fun.

Well, your father's mood seems to be changing already.

I hope so, Dr. Bricker.

I hope so.

-Enjoy the cruise. -Dad.

-Yes? -This is Phil shayne.

He'll be directing the commercial

-for the cruise line. -Oh, yes.

We've been expecting you, Mr. Shayne.

I'm captain stubing. And this is purser Smith.

Mr. Shayne, your camera crew's already on board.

We're really looking forward to this.

Well, So am I. The ship is perfect.

I'm gonna sell the sun and the fun,

and especially all the beautiful people on your cruises.

Excuse me, is that Judy McCoy, your cruise director?

Yes. How'd you know that?

I saw her picture at the personnel office.

She doesn't know it,

but I'm gonna make that lady a star.

♪♪

[ Air horn blows ]

Now, this is why I love my job.

This is why I love watching you do your job.

[ Laughs ]

Okay, yeah. Yes, very nice.

All righty, big smiles now.

Great.

Hey, can I get a copy of that?

Yes you may, but only if I can have a copy

for my personal files.

Come on, gopher.

The purser is definitely interested.

Mm.

You think he finds me attractive?

Of course.

I'm not so sure. It's intriguing, though.

I mean, not knowing exactly how a man feels about you.

I'd rather not be kept in suspense, thanks.

Well, look who's here. You mind if I --

yes, I do.

I think I'll go for a dip.

Doesn't seem like I'm making much headway winning her back.

Roger, I've known Courtney a lot longer than you have.

Maybe I can tell you a few things that might be helpful

-in your campaign. -Thanks.

I can use all the campaign contributions I can get.

[ Laughs ]

♪♪

Doctor bricker.

-Hi. -Hi.

I can't find my father.

Well, he can't get too far.

We're on a ship.

Papa?

Louise, you changed decks on me.

We were on the same deck.

Well, first day on a ship can be a little disorienting.

Well, where did you go?

To the west indies in search of silks and spices.

Please don't wander off like that.

Louise, I can take care of myself.

I -- I don't need a keeper.

As a matter of curiosity,

what kind of surgery did your father have?

Gallbladder.

He's been hard to deal with ever since.

You'll have to be patient.

It's a very painful operation, especially for a man his age.

-Hi, Terry. -Hi.

Have you come to claim your champagne cocktails?

I don't know, Isaac. You wouldn't by any chance

have a recipe for a good, reliable love potion, would you?

You know, something with an eye of newt or a lizard's tail?

He isn't giving a beautiful lady like you problems, is he?

No, no.

There's a beautiful lady giving him problems.

My wife. Her best friend.

I'm just here playing love doctor.

Well, how about if I give you both a couple

of my special margaritas while you work on a diagnosis.

Oh, okay.

It's ironic.

When I was dating Courtney,

wedding bells were the furthest thing from my mind.

She's the one that kept saying,

"if you really love me, you'll marry me."

And the more you resisted, the more she insisted.

Exactly. Then, we got married.

And for while, everything seemed fine.

Then, gradually, she began to lose interest.

And that was when she slapped you with the divorce papers?

I don't understand it. She knows I'm crazy about her.

Well, that's Courtney.

A clear-cut case of can't-have-itis.

Can't-have-itis?

Courtney only wants what she can't have.

She's been like that as long as I've known her.

Oh, her father spoiled her rotten.

And I guess I added to that thought.

Here you go.

Have you come up with a solution?

Maybe I have, Isaac.

What we really need here is a very delicate operation,

which Dr. Terry is volunteering to perform.

♪♪

I can't believe you want me to be in your commercial.

I've never acted before in my life.

Well, in a commercial,

the most important thing is believability.

And no one is more believable than a real person.

Hey, right.

That's why you wanted a real cruise director

to be the cruise director in your commercial.

Especially this cruise director.

Want to give it a go?

-With everybody here? -Oh, we won't say anything.

Not a word.

Okay. [ Clears throat ]

Hi. I'm --

unless we feel that Judy needs it,

but she can always know where to look for us.

Let's find ourselves some privacy, hmm?

Right.

Um, why don't you stay right there.

And when you talk, move towards me.

Lots of confidence.

-Confidence. -Very natural.

And natural.

Ready?

As ready as I'll ever be.

Okay.

Hi. I'm Judy McCoy, your cruise director.

Welcome aboard. You're going to have --

hold it.

Judy, you were gonna move towards me.

I was.

Okay. Now, slow it down.

Very natural.

Enjoy the surroundings.

-Natural. -Okay?

-Okay. -All right.

Action.

Hi.

I'm Judy McCoy,

your cruise director.

Welcome aboard.

You're going to have the time of your...Life.

-I blew it again. -Oh, no, no.

-Yes I did. -No, you didn't.

You just need to work on it some more, which,

frankly, is all right with me because it means I'll get

to spend more time with my beautiful star.

♪♪

I'll do that for you.

Next thing you know, you'll be tying my shoelaces

and cutting my food.

Papa, I want this to be a really good vacation for you,

so, please, no more disappearing acts like this afternoon.

Why, I go for a little walk,

and you make me out to be a Houdini.

I can take care of myself.

Papa, did you forget about the bus incident?

So I missed my stop.

Missed your stop?

You were halfway to Cleveland.

So I missed a lot of stops.

Oh, I'm sorry.

It w--

it won't happen again.

I promise.

Let me, papa.

Boy, you look handsome.

♪♪

Attention, please.

Main seating dinner is now being served

in the coral dining room.

[ Applause ]

You remember how pretty marianne used to be?

Her looks are completely gone.

What are you smiling about?

-Was I smiling? -Mm-hmm.

Good evening, lovely ladies.

Hi, Roger.

I've was walking to my table, see?

And suddenly,

this strange magnetic force just propelled me over here.

Well, please take your magnet with you when you leave.

Well, I'll try, but the attraction is incredible.

I remember that smile, Terry.

You'd have it all over your face when you met someone.

Have you?

Maybe.

And well, you gonna tell me who?

Maybe.

Okay. Let's see.

We've been together since boarding.

[ Gasps ] I know.

It's the purser. What's his name?

Uh, gopher?

You know, Terry, one of the reasons

that we've been friends for so long is because...

Well, because we've never liked the same guys.

So I hope it's not gopher,

because I kind of like him myself.

It is gopher, isn't it?

Nope.

It's Roger.

[ Chokes, coughs ]

It's delicious, isn't it?

...enough marinara sauce on that dress to feed four people.

Customer swore she never had it out of the box.

It sounds like you really enjoyed your job.

I sure did.

40 years. Hampton's department store.

My father's department was first in sales

for 13 consecutive years.

Easy on the wine, papa.

Louise, a glass or two never hurt anybody.

Right, doctor?

Well, it doesn't hurt some people, George.

How's Judy been doing so far?

Oh, not badly considering that she's never done this before.

All I've got to do is just get her to be herself.

Well, I think she's gonna be okay, Phil.

After you left today,

i took her under my wing and gave her pointers.

Had some theatrical experience.

Forgive me now for being tardy,

i hope your evening repast was not delayed on my account.

[ Clears throat ]

Drop it on the chair, Judy.

[ Laughs ] Ashley, you're so droll.

Excuse-moi.

You know, the entire afternoon was such a lark.

It was especially stimulating working on my character

with you, burl.

Oh, you had a hand in this, Mr. Smith?

Sir, you might say I was somewhat responsible.

Yeah. I'd say totally guilty.

[ Mumbling ]

Come on, papa. Time for bed.

Looks like the wine snuck up on him.

-Better get him to his cabin. -Yeah.

There we go.

No that's -- that's enough wine.

There we go.

♪♪

With all due respect to purser Smith,

could we get back to where we were this afternoon?

Delighted.

Oh, come on.

Phil, I'm still just a little bit nervous

about this whole thing.

Well, that's all right. Come on.

Let's give this a try. Look it over.

Take your time.

Okay.

Hi. I'm...

Judy McCoy.

You see, I can't even remember my own name.

Well, you're trying too hard.

Just be natural.

Talk about the cruise as if you were

describing it to a passenger.

You sell this cruise every day.

-Yeah. -Yeah, okay.

Now try it after me, okay?

Hi. I'm Judy McCoy. I'm your cruise director.

Hi. I'm Judy McCoy. I'm your cruise director.

Welcome aboard. You're going to have the time of your life.

Welcome aboard. You're going to have the time of your life.

That's terrific.

-It is? -Yeah.

Now just take a lot of you and a little bit of this

and you'll be fine.

-Okay? -Okay.

All right. Now. Roll cameras.

Come on.

Hi. I'm Judy McCoy, your cruise director.

Welcome aboard.

You're going to have the time of your life.

This ship is a floating resort,

so let us carry you to exotic wonderlands.

Wonderful.

I wasn't that wonderful, was I?

Or is the scene where the director kisses the star

to get her inspired?

No, this is the scene where the star kisses the director

and gets him inspired.

♪♪

Hey. I have a surprise for you.

I hope it's as nice as the last one.

Well, I've been saving the best for the last.

You are going to sing the love boat jingle

in the commercial.

Hmm?

I'm going to sing the love boat jingle.

Don't worry. It's just a little parody, a simple parody.

You won't have any trouble with it.

No, no, no, of course not. I love to sing.

Oh, great.

And I know that your voice is going to be just as beautiful

as you are.

♪♪

You have wonderful bone structure.

Have you ever been a model?

Oh, thank you, gopher.

You're very sweet.

Courtney's looking this way.

Why don't you gaze dreamily into my eyes

and reach over and touch my cheek.

Like this?

Perfect.

Terry, Roger, you should have seen her eyeballing you two

while you were on the dance floor.

[ Whistles ] If looks could kill.

-Really? -Mm.

Well, let's see if she took the bait.

Would you like to go for a stroll?

Yes. As a matter of fact, I think I would.

Good night.

Excuse me.

Those two people at the bar, what were they talking about?

I'm sorry. I'm not at Liberty to say.

That man happens to be my husband.

Really?

Well, that's not what he was talking about.

♪♪

Hello.

Dr. Bricker here.

Sorry.

I was thinking about my father.

Oh, try to relax, Louise.

He was sleeping like a baby when we left him.

Thanks for the help.

Yeah.

Actually, I was thinking of when I was a little girl.

Papa running beside me

when I learned to ride a two-wheel bicycle,

shouting encouragement,

making sure I wouldn't fall off.

You know, he tried to teach me to hit a baseball.

He was convinced I'd be the first female player

in the big leagues.

Pretty memories.

He was so strong.

But now when I visit him, he's lethargic.

His moods keep changing.

He forgets what he's doing.

Do you think he's becoming senile?

It's always a possibility.

Have you discussed this with his, uh, personal physician?

Briefly.

He, uh, says it's hard to pinpoint at this stage.

That's true.

You see, the problems he seems to be having

could come from a number of disorders related to aging.

All right.

While he's on the ship I'll keep an eye on him.

I don't want to impose.

You won't be because I'm gonna keep the other eye on you.

What do you think Courtney will say when I tell her

I went to your cabin for a night cap?

I've never been able to predict what she's gonna say or do.

The amazing thing is, I'm beginning not to care.

Courtney: Welcome home, Roger.

Courtney, what are you doing in my cabin?

Why not?

I'm still your wife.

Um, Terry, you weren't planning on coming in, were you?

I guess I wasn't.

Good night, Roger.

When I first came aboard this ship,

i would have give anything for us to be in the same cabin

together.

See darling?

You got your wish.

♪♪

-Such a lovely night. -Mm-hmm.

I'm glad you decided to keep an eye on me.

Oh, I cheated. I've been keeping both eyes on you.

Oh, my god. My father.

Papa.

What are you doing? What's wrong?

Mr. Hastings?

Who are you?

I'm Dr. Bricker.

I don't know you.

Uh, we had dinner together, George.

My little girl.

Where's my baby?

Come on. It's all right.

Here we go.

Come on.

Good morning, passengers.

We are now serving our delicious brunch buffet

on the starlight deck.

Hi, Terry.

Gosh, I am starved.

Aren't you gonna eat?

I'm not hungry.

Mmm.

You know, with me, a night of endless love

is always followed by a day of endless eating.

Does that mean the marriage is back on?

Well, as far as I'm concerned, it is.

Roger isn't quite saying yet.

Don't tell me he's holding out on you.

Maybe the tiniest bit.

Just enough to tantalize me. Mmm.

And I do love it.

Well, it's nice to see you smiling again, Courtney.

Thanks.

You know, I think I'll go back for more.

Uh, food that is.

I told you, romance makes me ravenous.

Me, too.

Guess I'll lose some weight on this trip.

Hi, George.

Hello, doctor.

How is he doing today?

He slept the rest of the night.

I didn't.

Uh, why don't you pull up a chair and join us?

Well, thanks. I -- I'll just stay for a minute.

Uh, George, would you drop by my office, uh,

when you have the time?

I'd like to take a look at you.

Take a look at me? I've never felt better.

Papa, don't you remember last night?

Of course I remember last night.

I apologize for spoiling your dinner.

Oh, you didn't spoil my dinner.

We're talking about after dinner.

You came wandering into the lounge in your pajamas.

You didn't recognize us.

Must have been sleepwalking.

Glad you have such high rails.

You weren't sleepwalking, papa.

Of course I was sleepwalking.

If I say I was sleepwalking, I was sleepwalking.

Why are you making things up about me?

George, please.

She isn't making anything up.

I don't -- I don't have to listen to this.

♪♪

Adam, I don't know what to do. I'm scared to death.

♪ Love boat cruises are exciting ♪

♪ romance on the ocean ♪

♪ pack your swimsuit in a bag ♪

♪ and bring your suntan lotion ♪

Well?

-You hit all the notes. -I did?

Yeah. Just not in the right order.

I knew it.

I am awful. I am horrible.

I am rotten.

At least you're honest.

Good morning, everyone.

-Hey, Phil. -Hi, Phil.

-How are you doing? -Hi, Phil.

Hi.

Oh, good. You got the music.

I was hoping we could go over it together.

Well, I, uh, I would like to practice

just a little bit longer.

Well, okay, but remember, I chose you

because I wanted a real cruise director.

-I don't want it perfect. -Yeah.

He won't be disappointed.

Listen, I, uh, I got to go check with my office in L.A.

I'll -- I'll see you later, all right?

Later. Yeah.

-Later. -See you.

Now what?

Let me see.

Well, this is kind of a cute jingle.

♪ Love boat cruises are exciting ♪

♪ romance on the ocean ♪

♪ pack your swimsuit in a bag ♪

♪ and bring your suntan lotion ♪

That's fantastic. That's great.

Yeah. I wish I could sing like that.

-Maybe you can, Judy. -What?

You know how when you go to a movie

and you see somebody singing?

That doesn't mean that they're singing.

It may just mean that they're moving their lips

and somebody else is singing for them.

That's a great idea.

Vicki, you could do the singing for her.

You already know how to move your lips.

No, guys. It's wrong.

-Think we can get away with it? -It's definitely worth the shot.

You go up and stand behind Judy, okay?

We'll give this a little trial run.

[ Clears throat ]

♪ Love boat cruises are exciting ♪

♪ romance on the ocean ♪

♪ pack your swimsuit in a bag ♪

♪ and bring your suntan lotion ♪

[ Cheering ]

Ladies and gentlemen,

bienvenidos and welcome to mazatlán,

the most glittering modern city on the Mexican riviera.

Take a ride on the three-wheeled pulmonia

to the historical Plaza

or stroll through the colorful bazaars.

Bien tiempo, amigos.

♪♪

Hi.

If you're looking for Courtney, I haven't seen her since lunch.

I wasn't looking for Courtney. I was looking for you.

Well, here I am.

And I want you to know that I'm glad things

worked out they way they did for the two of you.

Thanks.

I expected you to sound a little happier about it.

I expected to be happier about it.

I don't understand.

You told me that getting Courtney back

was the most important thing in your life.

I thought it was, but now...

I've thinking about you all day.

Last night when Courtney surprised us,

I was about to kiss you.

Roger, I loved you the first time I saw you.

But you were my best friend's husband, and you still are.

[ Sighs ]

♪♪

Papa.

Papa, will you talk to me?

If I do, will you go away?

No.

No, I won't go away.

And neither will your problems.

You didn't go to see Dr. Bricker.

I'm sick of doctors.

I hoped -- no, I prayed it wouldn't come to this.

But after last night...

I don't want to discuss it.

Papa, you know how much I love you, don't you?

I'd never forgive myself if --

if anything happened to you.

Nothing is going to happen to me.

I can't take that chance.

When we get home

and I have to get back to my job

we've got to find some place

where there are be people who will look after you,

who will take care of you all the time.

Louise, please, don't send me to a home.

I have to see that you're safe.

Louise, please, no.

Please don't throw me away.

Throw me away.

♪♪

Hey, Roger. How's it going?

-Terrible. -Terrible?

What happened to your little plan?

It worked -- perfectly.

Oh, yeah, man. I hate it when that happens.

Now I know my marriage was a mistake.

When I was pretending to love Terry,

I found out that I wasn't pretending.

Uh-oh.

Does she feel the same way about you?

Yes, but it's impossible.

She won't do anything that would hurt Courtney.

-I'm in a bit of a bind. -Wait a minute.

I've got a plan.

Isaac, we already tried one plan.

It made things worse.

This one will work.

Trust me.

Famous last words.

All right. What do I have to do?

Well, for openers, lend me $100.

[ Laughs ]

Hi, big boy.

I, uh, have a couple of hours off.

I was, uh, wondering, would you like to go into town?

Arr, little girl, don't you think

we should be rehearsing the jingle, arr?

[ Both laugh ]

I thought you didn't like to rehearse.

Yeah, well, I haven't heard you sing it yet.

Well, I should save some surprises.

Yeah, well, I think I should hear you sing it just once

before we go into town.

Phil, my voice isn't really warmed up yet today.

Well, um, maybe this'll help.

Forget singing.

I can't even breathe.

Yeah, well, if you can sing as well as you kiss,

this is gonna be some commercial.

♪♪

-Yes? -Hi.

-Hi. -I'm looking for Mr. Bennett.

I'm sorry. He's not in right now.

Can I help you? I'm Mrs. Bennett.

Oh, yes, uh, would you give this to him?

It's the $100 he gave me.

$100?

Yeah. Would you tell him I don't want the money?

Seeing you two back together again is the only reward I need.

-Reward for what? -Oh.

Well, I promised Mr. Bennett it would be between him and me.

Well, why don't you make it between him and you and me?

It'll be worth another $100.

Oh, it's not worth that much.

Why don't you let me be the judge of that?

Okay.

I told Mr. Bennett

that if he pretended to like your best friend

that you would realize how much you really cared for him.

Pretended?

-Mm-hmm. -That's it?

Yeah.

You're right.

It's not worth that much.

Ah.

I can't stop thinking of when I was a child.

Whenever I hurt myself,

papa could kiss it and make it better.

I wish I could do that for him.

If it were only that simple.

[ Sighs ] It's all so unfair.

I know.

Louise, I've got to examine him.

Make some tests.

I've had a suspicion gnawing at me since yesterday.

Suspicion?

Yeah, something I've got to confirm.

Louise, your father's symptoms --

his mood swings,

erratic behavior,

sudden loss of memory --

are part of a pattern that can seem like senility.

It's also part of a pattern that can be self-induced.

Gopher: So, where's Vicki?

We're supposed to be rehearsing now.

Well, let's just forget it then.

I will confess to Phil that I'm not really a singer.

No, no. Vicki wouldn't let you down.

Just give her a minute.

-I'm sure she'll show up. -Yeah.

[ Knock on door ]

Ah. See? Our voice has arrived.

-At last. -All right.

Okay Vicki, if you could just stand right there

and Judy will stand right there

and Vicki will sing and Judy will move her lips.

All right, on four.

One, two, three, four.

[ Raspy ] ♪ love boat cruises are exciting ♪

♪ romance on the ocean ♪

I have laryngitis.

[ Sighs ]

Papa.

Wake up.

Wake up.

-Please. -Oh.

Please, papa. Please wake up.

-Uh, oh. -Please, please wake up.

Come on, papa.

Come on.

Wake up. Come on, get up.

-[ Groans ] -Please.

Papa, come on.

[ Groans ]

Come on, papa. Lie down.

Come on.

Ohhh.

Papa!

[ Groans ]

Get me Dr. Bricker quick. It's an emergency.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're now sailing for home.

There's a gentle breeze blowing from the west.

The moon looks beautiful.

Have a wonderful evening.

Terry, my mind's made up.

Whatever happens or doesn't happen between us,

I'm leaving Courtney.

Are you sure?

Even if she still wants you?

What she wants isn't important anymore.

It's what I want.

I made a mistake last night.

Forgive me?

You're forgiven.

Hold me.

Isaac told me it was all an act,

but it certainly looks like the real thing to me.

It is real, Courtney.

Courtney, we didn't plan on falling in love.

So the husband and the best friend

will live happily ever after.

And the wife will go on searching for --

for something she can't seem to find.

Well, good luck to both of you.

Okay, Vicki.

Now, this is something that my mom used to give me

when I had laryngitis as a child and couldn't go to school.

-Did it work? -I don't know.

I never had laryngitis, I just didn't want to go to school.

Go ahead. Drink up.

Here you go. Chug-a-lug.

♪♪

Oh, that's right. I forgot.

It made me nauseous, too.

That's it. I'm gonna Phil tell the truth.

Wait, wait.

There's one other person on this crew who can sing.

-Who? -Who?

I'm sorry. I can't wait outside.

How is he?

Very lucky, considering the amount of drugs he's taken.

Drugs? What drugs?

Codeine, phenobarbital, percodan, demerol.

How did he get them?

From different doctors.

These all have your father's name on them

and each one is from a different doctor.

One doctor didn't know what the other was giving him or when.

It's a common method used to support drug habits.

-My father? -Yes.

And it's becoming more and more prevalent

among elderly people.

-I should have been more aware. -No.

How could you? You don't live with him.

And people who do this know how to hide it.

Louise...

Papa, are you all right

yes.

Why didn't you tell me?

-Tell you what? -About the drugs.

How many you've been using.

Wasn't that many. I just got what I needed.

I don't understand. How -- how could this happen?

It started with the operation.

Hurt so much after

so I took two pain pills instead of one.

And then you needed more.

And you'll keep needing more and more until...

Well... You know the answer to that.

I want to stop so bad but it's...

It's hard, so hard.

George,

I know some wonderful doctors who can help you.

And I'll be there.

I'll be with you, papa.

What about the home?

You'll be in one.

You'll be in my home.

Our home.

Remember, when I was little girl

when I was learning to ride my two-Wheeler?

You ran beside me not letting me fall.

Now I'm gonna run beside you, papa.

Oh, I'm sorry.

So sorry.

I love you very much, louisey.

Louisey.

You haven't called me that in so long.

♪♪

...or that shining ocean-to-ocean passage

called the Panama canal.

There's sun, fun, and fascinating ports of call.

So sail with us and let your spirit soar.

And cut. Wonderful.

[ Chatter ]

Judy up here.

Here we go.

Great. All right.

Okay. It's time for the jingle.

I know it's gonna be marvelous.

Steve, cue the music.

-No problem. -Jingle time.

-You can do it. -Music.

All right. Come on, gang.

And roll 'em.

And action.

Kim: ♪ love boat cruises are exciting ♪

-♪ romance on the ocean ♪ -wait, wait, hold it.

♪ Pack your swimsuit in a bag ♪

♪ and bring your suntan lotion ♪

♪ see the ocean sparkling blue ♪

♪ see the sun is shining ♪

♪ hear the call that's calling you ♪

♪ then ♪ --

hi, there.

Kim, what are you doing?

Uh, well, captain, you see,

the only reason I'm in here is because Vicki has laryngitis.

Will someone please tell me what's going on around here?

So, remember that time we went to that studio in Hollywood?

-Yeah. -Well, it was a great studio.

Excuse me.

Judy.

Phil, I'm sorry.

Kim did that because --

because I have a terrible voice.

I can't sing at all.

Why didn't you just tell me?

I'd never let you look foolish.

But I ruined your commercial.

Nonsense.

I just record another singer's voice instead of yours,

nothing to it.

Someone who can sing as well as you can kiss.

♪♪

Well, so long you two.

Looks like the cruise turned out fine after all.

Thanks, Isaac.

I came on in love and I'm leaving in love.

And this time, he's staying in love.

-Bye. -Bye-bye.

Adam.

-Bye. -Bye.

How can I ever thank you for giving me back my father?

Just make sure you contact the clinic I told you about.

They'll see he gets the proper medical supervision.

I will. I'll take care of it.

What about me? Do I get a kiss, too?

Well...

[ Both laugh ]

-Hello, captain. -Oh, hi.

Mr. Shayne, I'm delighted your commercial turned out so well.

Well, thanks to your cruise director,

my entire trip went very well. Thank you.

Vicki, I hope you get over your laryngitis soon.

[ Raspy ] Thank you.

Oh, Phil, how would you like

to hear your commercial jingle one more time?

Um, fine.

[ Clearing throats ]

♪ Love boat cruises are exciting ♪

♪ romance on the ocean ♪

♪ pack your swimsuit in a bag ♪

♪ and bring your suntan lotion ♪

♪♪