Original subtitles

♪♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ exciting and new ♪

♪ come aboard ♪

♪ we're expecting you ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ life's sweetest reward ♪

♪ let it flow ♪

♪ it floats back to you ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ soon will be making another run ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ promises something for everyone ♪

♪ set a course for adventure ♪

♪ your mind on a new romance ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ won't hurt anymore ♪

♪ it's an open smile ♪

♪ on a friendly shore ♪

♪ it's lo-o-o-ove ♪

♪ welcome aboard, it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪

♪♪

Hey, everybody, you guys hear?

April's coming. -Huh, that's odd.

I thought April usually came right after march.

No, no, no, no, no. No, April Lopez.

Who is April Lopez?

Oh, that's right, you and ace never met her.

Well, let's see, how can I describe April?

If you took the beauty of acapulco,

the charm of puerto vallarta...

[ Spanish accent ] And enough hot chili powder

to launch the space shuttle, huh?

That's April Lopez.

That sounds like a spicy dish.

I can't wait to meet her.

Well, you may not have to wait too long.

[ Spanish accent ] Wow! Hola amigo! Capitán! Capitán!

April. Mwah!

Smooch.

Gopher.

Smoochie, smoochie.

Oh, April, these are our new crew members, Judy and ace.

-Mucho gusto. -Mucho gusto.

Okay, April, over here. Here we go.

Flash those pearlies.

Flash my what?

Smile.

Okay.

Great, thank you.

Oh, I have a great surprise.

April's going to teach aerobics.

She's our new fitness instructor.

Oh, that's great. It's too bad I'm in such good shape.

Hey, by the way, if I want to keep my job,

I'd better go and get ready, okay?

And then, Jane Fonda, see if you can do that, ah.

[ Squeals ]

I love my job.

I'm going to love it. I love you.

I love my job.

Who is that little hot tamale?

That is April Lopez.

She's gonna teach exercise classes.

I can believe that.

She's already got my heart beating faster.

[ Chuckles ]

Oh, allow me, please.

Hello.

Brandon, am I going to have spend the entire cruise

watching you flit from one meaningless encounter

to another?

Oh, brother dear, when are you gonna learn?

It's love that makes the world go around.

And when are you going to learn

that money is more important than love?

-Oh, clayborn. -Gentlemen, can I help you?

Yeah, perhaps you can.

My brother and I were just discussing

the relative merits of love and money.

Oh, I wish I could shed some light,

but at the moment I'm a little short on both.

Believe me, it's money that makes the world go 'round.

Yeah? I'll bet she doesn't think so.

Got a thousand you're prepared to lose?

You're on.

Excuse me, miss.

Maybe you can help my brother and I with a little argument.

What do you think is more important?

Love or money?

Money, of course.

Please, I'll run a tab for you.

It's a long cruise.

♪♪

Excuse me, sir. Are you all right?

Oh, oh, hello.

Harold Fleming, investigative reporter.

Really? A reporter?

Are you on the trail of a big story?

Young lady, I've covered every corner of this globe,

reporting on every war known to modern man.

Those were big stories,

but this will be the story of the century.

Well, how exciting!

Well, what paper do you work for?

I don't. They put me out to pasture.

But once I win the pulitzer prize

for this story, I'll be an ace reporter again.

There she is.

Who is she?

Harold: No telling what she's calling herself this time.

Oh, she's traveling incognito?

She sure is.

Please be careful, gentlemen.

That trunk contains a lifetime of memories.

You might say it's all I have left.

Watch a maestro in action.

Excuse me.

Yes, welcome aboard.

I'm captain stubing.

Oh, I'm Ms. Sarah Webster.

Aren't you a little young to be captain?

Ms. Webster, I think you and I will get along just fine.

This is our chief barman, Isaac Washington.

-How do you do? -How do you do?

Speaking of young, I'm gonna have to see your I.D.

Before I serve you a drink.

Excuse me.

Could you please tell me where my cabin is?

I'm in 350 on the promenade deck.

That cabin is just through those doors.

The stewards will show you the way.

Excuse me.

Ms. Webster, my name is Harold Fleming.

It would be my pleasure to escort someone

as lovely as you to your cabin.

Oh, thank you.

You must be quite a world traveler, judging by your trunk.

On second thought, I think perhaps we can find our way

by ourselves.

I have just seen a living ghost.

A ghost?

And her secret is in that trunk.

♪♪

[ Foghorn blares ]

♪♪

Oh, clayborn, how can you look at all these beautiful women

and tell me that money is more important than romance?

Easily. What you don't seem to understand,

my little brother, is that --

hold it. Hold it.

I can see my charm's had a delayed reaction.

Hi. I was hoping I'd see you again.

Uh, hello. Aren't you clayborn sommerville?

Why, yes.

I thought I recognized you,

from your pictures in the financial pages.

Oh, I'm Anne loring.

How do you do?

And I think I've got a business proposition

you just might be interested in.

Well, I'm always interested in a proposition.

Of the business sort, that is.

Excuse me, miss.

My brother and I are on vacation.

It's hardly the time for business.

Oh, I'm sorry. Well, perhaps another time.

I don't think your charm was delayed.

I think it was derailed.

[ Clears throat ]

Good afternoon, Ms. Webster.

What can I do for you, Mr. Fleming?

Well, you could have dinner with me tonight.

I always dine alone.

Hi, Mr. Fleming.

Hi. -Oh, Vicki.

Would you have dinner with me if I asked you to?

Of course.

If a very attractive teenager finds me irresistible,

how can you not, Ms. Webster?

I, uh, like your audacity and your charm.

Perhaps, uh, I will have dinner with you.

My day began with meeting you,

and now my evening will be complete.

You may call for me at 8:00.

I'll be at your door at 8:00.

Thanks, kiddo.

Sure.

I like your audacity, Mr. Fleming, and your charm.

[ Chuckles ]

April: Ladies and gentlemen, señores y señoritas,

this is April Lopez.

My aerobics class will start on the lido deck in 15 minutes.

I will help you to lose those extra pounds

so you will never find them again.

Hasta luego, everybody.

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Do you feel it?

It's good to run.

My next exercise is fantastic for the abdominal muscles.

Are we ready? And down we go.

Follow me. Uno, dos, tres,

cuatro, cinco, seis,

siete, ocho, and there we go.

[ Speaking Spanish ]

Okay, it was beautiful.

Basta. Basta.

In English means it's enough.

Thank you, you did a beautiful job.

Hi, beautiful.

Hey, hey, siesta is over.

Let's come back here right now.

I was wondering --

you can only stay here if you want to exercise.

-I just got to ask you -- -i am teaching!

Come on, let's doing some jumping Jack, okay?

Uno, dos, tres,

cuatro, cinco, seis,

siete, ocho...

Would you please have a drink with me?

I'm sorry, a teacher never go out with her students.

[ Counting in Spanish ]

♪♪

[ Knock on door ]

Oh, you're early, Mr. Fleming.

I'm sorry, but waiting to see you

seemed like an eternity,

and I wanted to give you time to put on this.

It's been a long time since my last corsage.

And not so long till the next one.

Just give me a moment to finish with my hair

and pin on your lovely flowers.

Take your time, Ms. Webster.

Take all the time you want.

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

This'll be a piece of cake.

I believe, sir, I am ready.

So am I, Ms. Webster.

So am I.

Thank you.

Gopher: Attention, please. Main seating dinner

is now being served in the coral dining room.

You know, Clay, it's hard to believe we're brothers.

How can we be so different?

Haven't you ever been in love in your whole life?

I've been in love all my life.

In love with money.

Okay, Clay, let's put aside our penny-ante bets

and go for broke, what do you say?

Name it.

I'll bet you my last million

that I can prove my point about love.

And just what are the terms of this million-dollar wager?

Well, would you admit I was right

if you fell in love by the end of this cruise?

Me fall in love? [ Laughs ]

Oh, little brother, you've got yourself a bet.

[ Chuckles ]

Excuse me.

Ah.

I know you're on vacation, but whenever you have a moment

to hear that business proposition...

Well, actually, why don't you join us for dinner?

Business always whets my appetite.

Well, thank you.

If you don't mind...

I hate to be rude,

but I have other plans for my brother tonight.

Oh. Well, then, maybe I'll see you later.

That was rude.

Sorry. All's fair in love and money.

Besides, I have something else planned

to whet your appetite.

Yes!

Clayborn, may I present miss Dee Dee Lewis?

Pleased to meet you, I'm sure.

I've heard so much about you.

You've got to be kidding.

No. I really have heard a lot about you.

Dee Dee, why don't you sit down?

Thanks, Brandon.

Thanks a million.

Your million.

[ Giggles ]

You might enjoy a stroll on the deck after dinner.

It's a beautiful night.

I know.

I'd forgotten how lovely polaris looks over the ocean.

Polaris?

The north star, the star that guides the traveler.

I'm surprised you know so much about navigation.

But I suppose a fascinating woman

like you is full of surprises.

I'll try not to surprise you.

[ Laughs ]

April, I've been getting raves from the passengers

about your exercise class.

Well, captain,

if you can not get ship-shape on a ship,

where can you get ship-shape?

[ Chuckles ]

She's really got the passengers shaping up.

Yep. But if the crew keeps eating all this fat in your food,

there wouldn't be enough room for the passengers on this ship.

Oh, don't you worry about us.

We're in great shape.

Yeah.

But you will be in a better shape if you exercise with me.

Uno, dos, uno, dos, tres, cuatro.

You know, I think April has an excellent idea there.

The class would be good for all of you.

Oh, we don't need exercise.

No, thank you very much.

We get enough exercise just doing errands for you.

Well, I have five minutes free on Friday.

Taking pictures is all the exercise I need.

Finger's exhausted already.

Discussion closed, I want you all to take April's class.

Good.

♪♪

Excuse me, miss loring.

Would you mind if I sat here a moment?

I'm trying to avoid that woman over there.

Of course. Sit down.

Thank you.

She's very beautiful.

Well, I suppose so, but I'm really not interested.

Actually, I'm sure I'll be much more impressed

with your business presentation.

Then I'll have to make a point

of presenting myself to you more often.

You're a delightful woman, Sarah.

It must be the equally delightful company.

[ Laughs ] Tell me about yourself.

There isn't much to tell.

I'll bet your life has been filled with adventure.

All that's behind me now.

I prefer living in the present.

But being charmed by you in the present

is what makes me interested in your past.

And being with you in the present

is what makes me so interested in my future.

[ Laughs ]

[ Drum roll, cymbal crashes ]

Uh, ladies and gentlemen, could I have your attention, please?

Those of you who have had April Lopez's exercise classes

know how great they are.

But for those of you who haven't,

well, she'd like to give us a little demonstration,

so let's have a big hand for April.

[ Applause ]

Arriba!

[ Drum roll, cymbal crashes ]

Thank you, yudi. Hello, everybody.

I am going to show you about the benefits of good exercise.

I need a volunteer "exorcist."

Anybody else?

All right, you.

Okay. First thing, we warm up.

M-Maybe you're warming up. I'm heating up.

Ooh.

Okay, now, the next thing to do

is reach down and touch the floor.

-The floor? -Go down.

I can't.

Go down. [ Bones crack ]

[ Applause ]

Hey, I did it. I did it.

Okay, get up.

I -- I can't.

[ Bones crack ]

Oh!

Oh, well, gee, well, well,

you are a good sport in a bad shape.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

[ Applause ]

I got the best idea. Follow me.

I am going to use the crew.

-No, no. -Oh, yeah.

[ Applause ]

Come on.

I want to show to you

how to really loosen up and get limber, okay?

Take a good look at them, amigos.

Because when I get through with them,

they will never look the same.

That's what I'm afraid of.

Okay, is everybody ready?

-No. -No.

Stop, or I'll call the captain.

Everybody line, everybody line.

Okay. Give me a hot, white tamale groove.

Come on, let's having fun. Everybody ready.

One, two, three, four...

I'm getting very sore...

One, two, three, four.

Uno, dos.

Gopher, where are you going?

I'm going to call the captain,

and wait till you hear what I'm gonna call him.

Gopher, go back into your line.

♪♪

Everybody, move their hips.

Follow me!

One, two, three, four.

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

♪♪

I'm glad we talked, miss loring.

That's very, very interesting.

Your proposal makes very good sense.

I think it could be profitable for both of us.

Why don't you let me think about it Toni--

oh, there's my room.

Let me think about it tonight, and I'll get back to you.

Well, I'll be waiting.

Good night.

Good night.

[ Romantic music plays ]

Aah!

I thought you'd never get here.

Who let you in my room?

Come on over here, and I'll tell you all about it.

This is an outrage.

You get out of my bed immediately.

Well, if you insist.

Uh, no, no, no! Uh, s-stay there.

Um, uh, when I get back, uh, I expect you to be gone.

Hey, you sure have a lot to learn about having a good time.

Hmph.

♪♪

It's getting a little late for me.

I really should get back to my cabin.

Oh, please. The night's still young.

Good evening, Mr. Fleming, Ms. Webster.

Good evening, captain.

-Oh, um, captain... -Yes.

Ms. Webster's very interested in navigation.

Do you suppose you could give her a tour of the bridge

and the ship's navigational equipment?

It would be my pleasure. And now is the perfect time.

Well, I don't want to impose.

Oh, don't worry. You're not imposing at all.

My father loves to show off his ship.

All right, then.

Come along, Harold, you started this idea.

Uh, now, I'm afraid I'll have to beg off.

Um, a touch of lumbago.

I'll have to let you two navigators find your own way.

I'd be honored, captain.

Excuse us.

Shall we?

♪♪

We meet again.

Well, I'm surprised to see you on deck.

Uh, well, my cabin, uh...

Was a little bit stuffy, so I came to get some air.

Oh.

Oh, it is such a beautiful night.

Um, about that proposal of yours...

Do you have any budget projections?

Of course. I'll go get them for you now, if you --

no, no, no, that's -- tomorrow will be fine.

Have you ever been married?

[ Chuckles ] No.

Never had the time.

My career has always come first.

Only way to make it.

[ Chuckles ]

Or so I've always thought.

You don't think so now?

I'm not sure.

Miss loring, may I make a merger proposal?

Certainly.

[ Clears throat ]

That was nice.

But I make a practice

of never mixing business with pleasure.

♪♪

Come on, April, p-please.

Look, w-won't you have a little nightcap with me, huh?

-Nightcap? -Yeah.

Is that something to do with bed?

No, no. It means a drink.

No, no to that, too.

Hey! There you are.

Stop. Just in time for your last exercise of the night.

April, it's midnight.

Good.

Then it will be your first exercise of the morning.

You have already had us on stage for an hour.

Even my kinks have kinks.

Oh, wait a minute. Maybe April's right.

Doc.

Maybe we could use a little more exercise.

How about running in place?

Good idea.

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.

Cuatro. Uno, dos, tres.

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.

Hey! Hey! Stop! Stop!

♪♪

Finally, the evidence.

[ Door opens ]

Sarah.

I -- I can explain.

This is your explanation.

You were just courting me so you could invade my privacy.

And to think I was becoming very attracted to you.

Please, now, there is an explanation.

I can see the explanation all around you.

But what you think you know and what the truth is

are two different things.

I have been following this story for almost 50 years.

Why couldn't you have just left me with my memories?

Please, get out.

All right.

But now I know.

You are still alive.

You are Amelia earhart.

♪♪

Good morning, passengers.

We are now serving our delicious breakfast buffet

on the starlite deck.

Hi, sweetums.

Sorry you walked out on me last night.

But today's another day.

Brandon.

Good morning, clayborn.

There is no way in the world that I would fall in love

with this woman by the end of the cruise.

Or by the end of my life.

Want me to get you a plate, dollface?

Really?

Okay. Sit down, Dee Dee. It's over.

[ Sighs ]

So, you'll have him eating

out of the palm of your hand, huh?

You said he was difficult, not impossible.

I'm supposed to pay you $15,000? Forget it.

Stop squabbling and pay the woman.

Believe me, she tried.

I gave it my all.

Well, I would have if he hadn't said no.

Excuse me.

Good morning.

Morning.

I'm afraid I owe you an apology for last night.

Accepted.

I'm prepared to talk business if you are,

perhaps this afternoon.

Oh, well, I was planning to go into acapulco,

but, uh, I can cancel it.

Oh, no, no, no. Don't do that. Um...

Well, I could go into acapulco with you

if you had no other plans.

We can talk there.

Strictly business?

Absolutely.

Fine.

I can't believe April woke us up

at 5:00 in the morning to exercise.

I'm so sore I can hardly pour this orange juice.

What's the use of drinking anything?

If she keeps working us this hard,

we'll all be dead by tomorrow morning anyway.

Tomorrow? I died this morning.

Any of you guys seen April?

No, but I'm afraid she's around here someplace.

Well, if you see her,

will you tell her I'm looking for her?

And if you see her, tell her not to look for us.

You know what that guy Nathan does for a living?

He's a dress manufacturer.

And he dresses like that?

That's the problem.

He's not wearing one of his own dresses.

Wait a minute. I think I know a way

to get out of going to those exercise classes.

Get the captain transferred?

-Nope. -Here comes April.

Okay. Let me handle this.

-Handle it? -What?

Trust me.

Que Paso? I have been looking for you everywhere.

Your next class is supposed to start in 2 minutes.

Yeah, right. Listen, April,

uh, something that we want to fill you in on.

You know this guy, Mr. Wittles, this Nathan guy?

Are you kidding? He has been sticking to me

like a cheese of an enchilada, ah.

You know why that is?

Because he's a clothing manufacturer,

and he wants to put out a line of women's exercise clothing

with your name on it.

Yeah, you should spend less time with us

and more time with him.

He could make ya filthy rich.

Rich.

That is a filthy four-letter word.

But I like it.

But don't tell him you know.

He wants it to be kind of a surprise.

Don't worry. My lips are silent.

Muchas gracias. Thank you.

De nada.

Gopher, you're brilliant. Sound mind and a weak body.

♪♪

Attempted burglary is a serious charge, Mr. Fleming.

I was not attempting burglary.

And Ms. Webster here knows that.

I caught him last night red-handed, captain,

going through my personal belongings.

-Is this true? -Yes.

But I was in the process of finding conclusive evidence

that this woman is the greatest aviatrix

in history.

She was the first woman who flew across the Atlantic,

and who was later lost in the pacific.

Lost, that is, until now.

Captain, this lady is none other than Amelia earhart.

Amelia earhart?

[ Sighs ] It is ridiculous.

Everything in that trunk of yours tells me it's so.

You should see what she has, captain.

A diary with the initials a.E.

Clippings from earhart's early flights.

Her goggles.

Hardly conclusive proof, Mr. Fleming.

But it still doesn't give you the right

to rummage through another passenger's belongings.

Well, captain, I guess my investigative reporting

got a bit too investigative.

Are you ready to give up this whole silly thing?

In no way.

I've been a newspaper man all my life,

and that's long enough to know a story when I see it.

But not long enough to know a newspaper woman

when you see one.

-What? -Yes.

I, too, am a journalist, and the materials you found

is what I've collected to put together my own story.

You're saying you're not really Amelia earhart?

Of course not!

And if you had just had the decency

to ask me instead of sneaking around behind my back,

you would've known that already.

♪♪

Well, I guess that ends the saga of Amelia earhart.

Maybe, captain. Maybe not.

Mr. Fleming.

Amelia earhart was lost about 50 years ago.

If memory serves me right, she was somewhere in hear 30s.

And Ms. Webster couldn't possibly be that age.

It's ridiculous.

Captain, cosmetic surgeons are doing

some of the most fantastic things these days.

[ Door opens, closes ]

♪♪

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to glorious acapulco,

the fun and sun capital of the Mexican riviera.

The temperature is a balmy 82,

perfect weather for whatever you choose to do

in perfect acapulco.

Yeah, April, I'm glad you finally

decided to have that drink with me.

It's only orange juice.

Well.

I hope this is just the first of many drinks together.

[ Speaking Spanish ]

[ Laughs ]

Speaking of exercise clothes...

Who was speaking of exercise clothes?

I was. Didn't you hear me?

No.

Anyway, they should make exercise clothes

of cheaper fabric.

That way, when someone exercise and they lose weight,

they can wash their clothes, they shrink, and still fit.

That's an interesting idea, April.

I have lots of good ideas about exercise clothes.

You know, you and I have something in common.

Really?

I happen to manufacture women's clothing myself.

No. What a surprise.

[ Laughs ]

You know, I was thinking...

That you want to make exercise clothes

and put my name on them?

Uh, no, no.

That we should go back to my cabin

where we could both be a little more comfortable.

What?

Besides, I don't make exercise clothes.

I make maternity dresses.

How dare you!

Well, now wait.

I'll put your name on a maternity dress.

You do that, and I'll put your name on a maternity suit.

Ooh!

I -- I'd like to apologize.

Why?

You're a reporter.

You were just doing your job.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

It's my own fault.

I wanted to believe you cared for me.

Oh, but I do, very much.

Not as much as a news story, right?

That's not true.

I've been tracking this story for so many years.

It's the biggest story I've ever been on.

It's the one I wanted the world to remember me by.

Good! Let the world remember you.

I'm going to forget you.

♪♪

♪♪

-He was so funny. -I know.

What was his -- Manuel? -Something. I don't know.

He was hysterical.

And weren't those -- those piñatas great?

Oh, they're called piña coladas,

and I think you've had a few too many.

I don't care. I feel wonderful!

Oh. [ Sighs ]

You know something?

What?

I just realized I haven't thought about business

all day long.

That's the first time I've done that since --

I can't remember when.

Oh! My projections -- I never showed them to you.

Maybe it's catching.

I had a wonderful day, Anne.

So did I.

I've never admitted this to anyone before,

but sometimes I wish I were more like my brother.

Your brother?! Why?

Oh, you're so responsible.

I can't imagine you jet-setting around the world.

No, don't get me wrong. I love my business, but...

It's been my whole life for so long

that I've forgotten how to feel.

Until now.

♪♪

Doc, this idea of yours better work,

or I'm gonna be the first guy to die of excessive health.

It can't be any worse than your exercise-clothes idea.

I told her not to tell Nathan.

Here she comes!

Let's put the stuff on quick.

[ Dramatic music plays ]

Here, here, here.

[ Gasps ] Chihuahua!

What happened to you?

You look like you were shipwrecked.

I guess we overdid it a little in your exercise class.

Isaac: It's nothing.

We'll be okay.

Looks like your arms

are going to have to stay off their feet for a while.

April, there you are.

Listen, would you do me a favor?

It look like I did too many favors to you.

Would you take a picture of us?

In case we have to sue the line.

My goodness.

We hope your day in glamorous acapulco

was exciting and memorable

and that you enjoy a bien tiempo

sailing back with us to our home port of Los Angeles.

♪♪

Don't look so glum, Brandon.

Yeah, what the heck?

It's only a million.

That's right, and lucky for me.

You've won, my brother.

I'm in love.

[ Laughs ]

You two?

-Yes. -Mm-hmm.

[ Laughs ]

Of course!

Why didn't I see it? She's perfect for you.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

To all of us, especially me.

Anne, this occasion will only be complete

if you say that you'll marry me.

Marry you?

W-- I don't know what to say.

That's easy. Say yes.

And the champagne's on me.

Now that I can afford it.

[ Laughs ]

You devil.

Looks like we're both winners, huh?

I much prefer my victory to yours.

♪♪

[ Knock on door ]

[ Laughs ]

We did it!

[ Sighs ]

Hey. Come on, you don't look so happy

for somebody who just made $100,000.

Well, I'm not.

I feel so guilty.

About the money? Come on.

A million dollars is petty cash to my brother.

Look, there's something you have to know.

I'm gonna tell him the truth.

Why?

Look, what he doesn't know won't hurt him.

[ Exhales sharply ]

I helped to cheat him out of a million dollars!

So what?

So...

Look, you tell him now, you're gonna risk losing him.

And what about me? The bet could break me.

Well, I'm sorry about that.

[ Scoffs ]

I spent months working on this.

I knew my brother would go for this bet.

I knew he wouldn't go for Dee Dee.

She was the bait. You were the catch!

And it worked like a charm!

Not for me. Brandon, I really love him.

Could you just wait until we hit the dock and he pays me?

♪♪

Can you believe it?

We got through an afternoon and an evening

without so much as a single push-up.

Doc, you are a genius.

Well, my hippocratic oath does say I have to save lives.

Yeah, but remember, if April comes in here,

we got to be able to slip into this stuff fast.

And if the captain comes in,

we got to slip out of this stuff fast.

Yeah. What happens if they both come in at the same time?

Hey. You are not hurt anymore?

I see that you've all recovered from your serious injuries.

Gopher, your arm is healed.

Thank you, sir.

Must have been a miracle.

Ah, well, we just did it

to get out of doing the exercises, sir.

It was, uh, sort of a joke, sir.

It wasn't very funny, I'm afraid.

Because of your joke, April quit her job.

-What? -Oh, no, April.

Yes. She thinks that she really hurt you.

Oh, April, we're sorry. It was a foolish thing to do.

Isaac: We should have told you

that we didn't want to do the exercise classes,

but we didn't want to hurt your feelings.

Yeah, instead of not exercising our bodies,

we should've exercised our brains.

April, will you forgive us?

No.

Okay. I -- I'm sorry.

My English is no good.

I mean yes.

-Oh! -Oh, hey. Hey.

April, April, I've been thinking

about that suggestion of yours,

you know, to put out that April Lopez line of exercise clothes.

I think it's a great idea.

Ah! Cuchi-cuchi.

That's what we'll call it -- cuchi-cuchi clothes.

Now give me five.

Huh? Oh.

Hey! Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!

Did you hear that?

I'm so happy.

Well, why don't you make us happy and sing a song?

-Oh, yeah! -April, come on.

Okay, let's go.

Ladies and gentlemen, let's clear the dance floor.

We have a special treat for you tonight.

You have been working out for her.

Now it's her turn to work out for you.

Our very own pacific Princess exercise instructor

señorita April Lopez.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

♪ I been working so hard ♪

♪ been punching my card ♪

♪ eight hours for what ♪

♪ oh, tell me what I got ♪

♪ I've got this feeling ♪

♪ that times are holding me down ♪

♪ I'll hit the ceiling ♪

♪ or else I'll tear up this to-o-o-o-o-wn ♪

♪ I gotta cut loose, footloose ♪

♪ kick off your Sunday shoes ♪

♪ please, oh, please, pull me off of my knees ♪

♪♪

[ Sighs ] What are you thinking?

Hmm?

Oh, I was just trying to remember

what my life was like before I loved you.

I am so happy.

[ Sighs ]

Oh, clayborn.

There's something I must tell you.

Something I'm afraid will change your desire to marry me.

Go on.

[ Sighs ]

I needed $100,000 to get my business off the ground.

And I plan to give it to you.

It's a sound idea.

[ Sighs ] But I met Brandon first.

You mean you knew Brandon before this cruise?

I-I don't understand.

Please, just let me get through this.

Brandon offered me the money,

if I could make you fall in love with me.

It was all a setup.

Dee Dee was just a decoy to help push you into my arms.

I see. [ Chuckles lightly ]

Then...you don't love me.

Oh, but I do. I love you very much.

Then I see no problem.

Look at it this way.

You made a deal in which you had everything to gain

and nothing to lose, and it turned out much better

than you ever expected.

Now, I would say that that's very good business,

and I would say that you're a woman after my own heart.

[ Sighs ]

What about the million?

Oh. You know, I'm not as cold as Brandon thinks I am.

I knew he was running low on funds.

I was prepared to give it to him.

Besides, a million is a very low price

to pay for such a valuable partner.

If you'll have me.

Oh, yes.

Yes, I will have you.

♪♪

♪ everybody cut, everybody cut ♪

♪ everybody, everybody cut footloose ♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

I know you're upset with me,

but please,

I have to talk to you.

Why? Forget how to spell earhart?

There isn't going to be any story.

I'm not going to report it.

Of course not. There is no story.

For all these years,

I've been consumed with trying to find Amelia.

Now...

I'm consumed with you.

I'm in love with you, Sarah.

Oh.

Harold.

Until now, I've spent my life

trying to recover the past.

But now, all I want is the future with you.

Oh, Harold, we're too old to fall in love.

Love is for the young.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

Actually, I don't.

I just don't want you to think I am easy.

Then you mean you'll be mine?

I love you.

♪♪

Excuse me, but who won the bet?

Uh...

Well, I guess we all did.

Ah, that's what I like -- no losers.

Then we're agreed you will be the best man at the wedding?

[ Sighs ] Wouldn't miss it for a million dollars.

And neither would I.

Great, okay, here we go.

Over here now.

Thanks for everything, even the sore muscles.

Sorry we're losing you as our aerobics instructor.

-Great. -Well, your loss is my gain.

-Right, partner? -Right.

Well, goodbye, captain.

Goodbye.

Goodbye, captain.

Whenever I look at the stars, I'll think of you.

Thanks.

It looks like there's a new star in your life now.

I came on board for the story of the century,

and I ended up with the fulfillment

of the dream of a lifetime.

Aw. Oh, I'm so happy for both of you.

Well, goodbye again. I wont forget this trip.

Uh, Mr. Fleming...

Is she really Amelia earhart?

There's a difference of opinion on that.

I think she is, but she thinks she isn't.

After we're married, let's fly to Paris for our honeymoon.

I'd rather take a ship.

I always hated flying.

♪♪