Original subtitles

Gee, I wonder why Fred is taking so long.

Hello, boys and girls. Sorry for the delay.

But here's what you've been waiting for.

The champion of fair play, honor, and justice

the one and only Superstone!

Bah hee hee ho ho!

[crowd applauding]

(both) Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm!

[theme music]

♪ Yabba-dabba-doo ♪

♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

♪ They're the modern stone age family ♪

♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪

♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪

♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪

♪ A dabba-doo time ♪

♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

[sniggering] Boy, some haul.

Come on, let's grab the loot and beat it.

You'll never get away with this, you evil men.

Oh, yeah? Who's gonna stop us?

Bee hee hee ha ha! Bee hee hee ha ha!

Superstone!

- Superstone? - Superstone?

[laughing] I knew Superstone would get there in time.

Sure, so did I. Doesn't he always?

Oh, Superstone! Superstone!

Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm!

[barking]

Haw haw haw

Oh, boy. Such baloney!

Hey, Fred, watch him clean house now.

wham

Oh, brother. What corn.

Oh, Superstone! You've done it again.

Yes, wherever there is evil and lawlessness

Superstone will always be on hand

to see that fair play, honesty, and justice triumph.

Farewell, Superstone!

Bee hee hee ha ha!

Bee hee hee ha ha!

Oh, rubble! How you can watch that junk is beyond me.

Imagine a grown man flying around and going

"Bah he hee ha ha!"

Superstone! Superstone!

Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm!

Hey, you give that Superstone yell pretty good.

[chuckling] The kids love it. Go on, do it again.

Oh, baloney!

Fred, Pebbles, dinner's ready.

And we've got to go home, Barney.

Yeah, just a second, Betty.

I wanna hear Superstone's final message.

Every Friday, he gives a message for the week.

Message. Yuck.

Yeah, quiet, Fred. Superstone is going to speak.

Hi there, kids

and you grown-ups who are young in heart.

My message today is this.

Tomorrow and Sunday, I will be appearing in person

at the Bedrock Theatre. Admission will be $1.

So tell your parents you want to see Superstone!

Until then, bee hee hee ha ha!"

Boy! A chance to see Superstone in person.

Ah! Superstone! Superstone!

Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm!

Okay, now you've got the message. Let's go, Barney.

Yeah, one second, Betty.

Hey, what do you say, Fred?

Are we gonna take the kids to the show tomorrow?

Are you kidding? For a dollar a piece?

I wouldn't pay two cents to see that character.

'You take Bamm-Bamm if you want.'

'Pebbles and me are gonna stay home.'

[crying]

Oh, Fred, how could you? Now you've made her cry.

Listen, I refuse to pay $2 of my hard-earned money

to see that loudmouth yelling, "Bah he hee ho ho!"

[bawling]

You won't catch me down there in a million years.

[Pebbles crying]

Oh.

Oh, alright, Pebbles. Stop crying.

'I'll take you.'

Whee! Superstone! Superstone!

[laughing] Attaboy, Fred. I knew you'd do it.

[groaning]

"Superstone here today."

Hey, how about that, Fred? Isn't it exciting?

Yeah. I can hardly stand it.

Come on, let's buy the tickets and get it over with.

Come on, George. Put the suit on and get out there.

Please. They-they're all waiting.

I'm sorry, boys

but I'm through with that Superstone bit.

This telegram will explain everything. Listen.

"Want you in Hollyrock immediately

"for lead in my new picture.

signed, Otto Pebblejar."

'You see? They want me. Me!'

'Not Superstone, but me, the real me.'

But you can't walk out on 2,000 kids.

They'll tear the house down.

Even worse, they'll want their money back.

Have a heart, George.

Think of those kiddies out there.

Are you kidding? Bee hee hee ha ha!

See you in the movies, boys.

What will we do now?

I don't know, Sam. I don't know.

Well, where is that guy?

We've been waiting for 20 minutes already.

Gee, I don't know, maybe the weather was bad

and they grounded him.

Grounded him? He doesn't really fly, Barney.

He's an ordinary guy, like you and me.

Well, uh, maybe he had to bust up a gang of crooks.

Oh, boy. Barney, you amaze me.

Don't you know this is all an act?

I'm going backstage, see what's holding them up.

If he's stallin' around, I'll pull him out by his ear.

O-o-oh, don't touch him, Fred.

Your hand will burn to a crisp.

Oh, fiddlesticks!

You wait here with the kids. I'll be right back.

We gotta try to find somebody to take his place

uh, j-just for a couple of days.

Yeah, but who could we get?

- Well, I'm too fat. - Well, I'm too skinny.

We need a guy somewhere near George's build

uh, w-w-with long arms.

And not too bright.

And with a big, loud mouth.

(Fred) 'Alright! What's goin' on here?'

What's the holdup? Where's Superstone?

Who-who-who are you?

I'm Fred Flintstone

and I just paid two bucks for me and my kid

to see Superstone.

Now, where is he? We want Superstone!

Gee, pal, you've got a big mouth.

And not too bright.

Listen, I got an idea.

[whispering]

Are you kidding?

Look at that face and those flabby muscles.

The mask will hide the face

and the suit's got the muscles built in.

I'm telling you, he's our man.

Yeah, maybe you're right. Well, let me handle this.

Gee, Mr. Flintstone, you've got a great build.

'You know that? Boy, look at those arms.'

Huh? What are you talking about?

I mean, you've got a great physique, Mr. Flintstone.

Hasn't he, Sam?

Yeah. And-and look at those muscles on his hand.

Well, I, uh, try to take care of myself.

I'm on the bowling team, you know.

(male #1) 'Oh, I can see that. And you've got a big mouth.'

'Uh, I-I mean, a good voice too.'

Say, do you know the Superstone yell?

The Superstone yell? Well, yeah. But why?

(Sam) 'Could we hear it once?'

Well, I feel pretty silly about it

but what the heck?

Bah he hee hee ho!

Sam, did you hear that?

Y-y-yeah. Yeah, I heard it!

Sam, we're saved. He's our man.

Hey what's going on? And where's Superstone?

My little girl is out there waitin' to see him.

Well, now, just take it easy, Fred.

'Your little girl will see him in a minute.'

Uh, let me level with you, Mr. Flintstone.

Superstone just got a message

that his grandmother is very sick

and he had to rush to her side.

You see the spot we're in, don't you?

Yeah, I see that.

We gotta find someone to replace him.

- Understand? - Yeah, yeah, I see that too.

Uh, would you be interested in the job, Mr. Flintstone?

Who, me? Ha-ha!

- Are you kidding? - You got the build for it.

- And the looks for it. - And the brains for it.

But I wouldn't wear this suit for anything.

We'll pay you $20 a day, Mr. Flintstone.

Twenty dollars a day for wearin' this suit?

(Sam) 'Right. For two days.'

That's $40.

Forty dollars?

Bah he he hee ho!

Mister, you've got yourself a deal.

Tell them to get the wires ready.

Superstone is going to fly again!

Gee, I wonder why Fred is taking so long.

Hello, boys and girls. Sorry for the delay.

But here's what you've been waiting for.

The champion of fair play, honor, and justice

the one and only, Superstone!

Bah he hee ho ho!

[crowd applauding]

Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm!

Whee! Superstone! Superstone!

Oh, boy. Poor Fred.

He doesn't know what he's missing.

And now, to demonstrate his amazing strength

Superstone will lift 20,000 pounds with one hand.

Show 'em, Superstone.

[crowd cheering]

Wowee, 20,000 pounds!

And now, Superstone will demonstrate

the way he deals with the forces of evil.

Here. Hold this.

Okay, you bad guys, come on.

[instrumental music]

bang bang bang

thud

[crowd cheering]

Attaboy, Superstone. Oh, you're the greatest!

And now, boys and girls, for the next hour

Superstone will give out autographs.

(all) Hooray!

Easy, kids, easy.

Don't crowd the biceps.

Plenty of autographs for everybody.

Oh, boy, he's great.

What a ham!

Gee, thanks, Mr. Superstone.

You're my hero.

Anytime, kid. Anytime.

(Barney) 'Oh, yoo-hoo! Oh, Superstone!'

Uh-oh, here comes Barney. Watch me have some fun.

I, uh, I wonder if we could have

four of your autographs, please.

Four? But there's only three of you.

Well, uh, one is for my friend Flintstone.

Uh, h-he's not here right now.

Fred Flintstone? You mean that big, good-looking guy?

Intelligent, courageous, heart of gold?

I know him well.

Gee, uh, I don't think we're talking

about the same Flintstone.

Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm!

O-o-oh, this is my boy.

I-I think he wants to shake hands with you, Superstone.

Why, sure! Be my guest, son.

Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm!

Yeow-w-w!

twang

Gee, I'm sorry, Superstone.

My Bamm-Bamm doesn't know his own strength.

Oh, that's okay. I didn't feel a thing.

Dada. Dada.

[laughing]

Little Pebbles here, she thinks you're her daddy.

Well, why shouldn't she?

After all, I am.

Fred! Hey! You're Superstone.

[laughing] That's right, Barney.

Simple Fred Flintstone by day

champion of fair play, honor, and justice by night.

- Gosh, I never guessed. - Well, you know now.

But listen, Barney, not a word to anyone.

This is our secret. Yours and mine.

(Barney) Oh, sure, sure. I won't tell a soul.

Gee, just think, I live next door to Superstone.

Oh, gee. Oh, wow! Wowee! Ooh!

Heavens to Betsy! Gosh.

Come on, Barney, let's go home

and I'll tell you all about it.

So, when I went backstage to complain

and they took one look at this gorgeous kisser of mine

they figured I was the perfect replacement for Superstone.

That's some story, Fred.

Imagine paying you $20 a day.

Gee, for a while there, I thought

you were the real Superstone.

Say, uh, Superstone, can you get this top

off this bottle of ketchup?

- It's stuck. - Are you kidding?

Hand it over.

[creaking]

Unh! Eh! Hey, this is really on tight.

Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm!

Hey, Fred. Bamm-Bamm wants to try it.

Oh, now, don't be silly.

If I can't do it, he can't.

Aw, let him try it anyway, Fred.

(Fred) 'Oh, alright. Here you are, Bamm-Bamm.'

Bamm! Bamm!

[laughing] How do you like that?

Bamm-Bamm is stronger than Superstone.

Well, at least there's one thing he can't do.

- What's that, Fred? - Let him try this.

Bah hee hee ho ho!

Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm!

You see, I got one thing he ain't got..

...a big mouth.

[laughing]

Bah hee hee ho ho!

Bah hee hee hee ho!

Bah hee hee ho ho!

Bah hee hee ho ho!

thud

Fred, what in the world are you doing?

I'm practicing to be Superstone.

You'll be practicing with a broken leg

if you're not careful.

I'll be leaving now, honey.

It's almost time for the show.

Oh, Fred, you're not gonna wear that costume

on the street, are you?

Well, why not? After all, I'm Superstone.

Fred, I'm beginning to worry about you.

I think you're getting carried away by that costume.

[laughing] Don't be silly. I'm just having fun.

To me, it's just a job.

Well, just remember that.

So long, honey.

Mwah! I'll see you later.

You know, Wilma, when Superstone leaves a place

he never goes through a door.

- What does he do? - I'll show you.

Bah hee hee ho ho!

swish

swish swish swish

Fred! What happened?

I guess I need more practice.

(male #2) 'Alright, alright.'

'Keep moving. Keep the line moving.'

Gee, you'd think being Superstone's pal

he'd give me a free ticket.

Oh, but what the heck?

I wouldn't miss seeing Fred again

even if it cost me another buck.

[laughing]

Looks like this guy Superstone is doing a big business.

There ought to be a big wad of dough in that till.

Yeah, yeah. I'm hip, I'm hip.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Now turn around and park the car.

Yeah, yeah. I'm hip, I'm hip.

There. That gets rid of the shiny schnozzola.

Boy, what a ham.

knock knock knock

The door's open. Come on in.

Uh, pardon the intrusion

but we got some flowers for you, Mr. Superstone.

Eh, give 'em to him, Bugsy.

Yeah, yeah. I'm hip, I'm hip.

Flowers? For me? Well, isn't that nice?

Yeah, and as long as we're here

we thought maybe you'd give us your autograph.

My autograph. Sure.

But I didn't know fellows your age

were Superstone fans.

Are you kiddin'? You are the hero for all ages.

[chuckling] If you keep on like that

you're going to give me a swelled head.

That's exactly what we had in mind.

'Give it to him, Bugsy.'

Yeah, yeah. I'm hip, I'm hip.

bang

Bah hee hee ha ha..

thud

Okay, Bugsy. Get that costume off him and go to work.

Yeah, yeah. I'm hip, I'm hip.

Boy, I can hardly wait to see what Fred does today.

He ought to be even better than he was yesterday.

Oh, hi, Superstone. Gee, you really packed the house today.

The cashbox is just cram-jammed with money.

Yeah, yeah. I'm hip, I'm hip.

- Could I see the dough? - Oh, sure. Take a look.

Thanks, girlie.

Hey, what are you doing? Come back with that money.

Help, police!

I've been robbed by Superstone!

And now, boys and girls, presenting the champion

of fair play, honor, and justice

Superstone!

Scoobidy bee bop! I'm hip, I'm hip!

Hey, uh, this is a new entrance. I wonder what Fred's up to.

And here he is..

Scoobidy bah boop.

And there he goes..

...with the cashbox!

(female #1) Stop, thief! Stop! He's stolen all our money!

Hey, what's going on here?

(female #1) 'Superstone just robbed the ticket office.'

Robbed the ticket office? Oh, I can't believe it.

Fred wouldn't do a thing like that.

- He went that way. - Thanks!

Hurry up, Bugsy.

Get the costume back on him and let's scram.

Yeah, yeah. I'm hip, I'm hip.

zoom

[groaning]

What happened?

Hey, Fred. Tell me you didn't do it.

You didn't, did you, Fred?

- Do what? - 'Rob the theatre.'

(Barney) 'Wh-what about all those kids, Fred?'

You're their hero. You can't do a thing like that.

Where's the money? I'll help you put it back.

Will you make sense? What money?

The money you took from the box office.

I don't know what you're talking about.

All I know is, two guys brought me flowers

and I got bopped on the head.

Two guys? And you were knocked out?

Uh-oh. I get the picture.

- Fred, you've been framed. - Framed?

(Barney) Sure. I saw it on a television show.

Some innocent guy takes the rap

while the crooks get away with the loot.

No kidding.

Hey, I just remembered something else.

One of the guys always says

"Yeah, yeah. I'm hip, I'm hip."

Well, uh, that's a good clue.

Uh, come on. Let's get out of here fast.

[instrumental music]

Hey, Barney, where are we going?

We're gonna hide out, Fred

until we clear Superstone's name..

...and, uh-uh and yours.

Gosh, Barney, you're a real pal.

Yeah, keep your head down, Fred

before a policeman spots you.

Right, pal.

The hero of millions of children, Superstone

carried out a daring daylight robbery today.

'Police have started an all-out search'

'and hope to have him in custody shortly.'

[sobbing] Oh!

Oh, how could Fred do such a thing, Betty?

[sobbing] He's always been so honest.

[sobbing]

Barney didn't come home, either

so I'm sure he was mixed up in it too.

[sobbing] We're nothing but a couple of gun molls, Betty.

[both wailing]

Psst! Psst!

- Hey, Wilma, it's me. - Yeah, and me too.

- Fred! - Barney!

[sobbing]

Shh, quiet down, girls!

The neighborhood is crawlin' with cops.

And that's what happened, Wilma. I was framed.

And I'm gonna unframe him.

Oh, I'm so relieved, Fred, dear.

But what are you gonna do now?

Uh, first, I'm gonna get out of this suit

and put on my regular clothes.

And then we're gonna look for the guys who framed Fred--

So I can prove my innocence.

Oh, Fred, do be careful.

You too, Barney. You might get hurt.

The only one who's gonna get hurt

are those two guys when I catch--

[knock on door]

(male #3) 'Open up in the name of the law!'

- It's the police! - Tell them I went to China.

Yeah. So long, girls!

[tires creaking]

Are you sure those crooks are down here

at the waterfront, Barney?

Oh, sure. This is where they always hang out.

I've seen it on TV.

Well, okay. Let's start looking for 'em.

"The Golden Pterodactyl."

Should we start here, Barney?

Yeah. Looks like a good place. Let's go in.

Boy, what tough-looking customers.

What'll it be, you guys?

Uh, um, eh

cactus juice on the rocks here, two straws.

So long, Bugsy. Nice talkin' to you.

Yeah, yeah. I'm hip, I'm hip.

Huh? Who said that?

Barney, it's him! That's the guy who hit me.

Well, we gotta follow him, Fred.

He'll lead us right to the other guy and the dough.

Come on, after him.

Boy, this is just the way it happens in 'em mystery shows.

He went in that building, Fred.

That lighted room on the top floor

must be their hangout.

Okay, from here on, I take over.

You go back to the car and get a rope and my costume.

This is a job for Superstone!

Honest, Fred, I think we ought to call the cops.

Nothing doing, I'm gonna swing right through that window

and capture 'em by myself.

Gee, Fred. Uh, I don't know.

Uh, why don't we just walk in and say, "Stick 'em up?"

Too easy. We're gonna do it the Superstone way.

swish

Bah hee hee ho ho!

swish

Seventeen hundred and twenty.

Seventeen hundred and twenty-one.

Seventeen hundred and twenty-two..

swish

splash

- What was that? - Beats me.

I think it was a big bird.

Seventeen hundred and twenty-two.

Seventeen hundred and twenty-three.

Hey, you know, I just had an idea, Fred.

Why don't we try going through the door?

Yeah, yeah, it might be easier than going

through the window at that.

Now, this is the way we'll do it.

I'll smash the door in with my shoulder

and you come right in behind me. How's that sound?

Well, uh, why don't we just knock and then, uh..

...when they open the door, we'll say, "Stick 'em up?"

Uh, Barney, don't be ridiculous.

Superstone would never do it that way.

I've got to take 'em by surprise.

Otherwise, we lose the whole effect.

Well, okay, Fred. Whatever you say.

Here goes, Barney, one, two..

Kind of stuffy in here, boss.

I'll open the door. We'll get a little draft.

Bah ha hee hee ho!

splash

You better close the door, Bugsy.

That's too much draft.

Look at 'em, Barney, counting the stolen money.

Honest, Fred, it'd be better if you just walk in

and say, "Stick 'em up," than jump through the skylight.

Will you stop with that stuff?

Those guys framed Superstone

and we're gonna get our revenge the Superstone way.

Pretty smart, huh, Bugsy?

This trap door leads to a boat

that's waiting at the bottom.

Yeah, yeah. I'm hip, I'm hip.

Bah ha hee hee ho!

Aah!

splash

- What was that? - I think the sky is falling.

Okay, stick 'em up. Don't make a move.

The place is surrounded.

Oh, don't shoot. Don't shoot. Uh, I give up.

Yeah, yeah. I'm hip, I'm hip.

Oh. You got 'em, huh, Barney? Good work.

It's Superstone.

Yeah, yeah. Superstone.

That's right. It's Superstone.

And let this be a lesson to you guys.

Wherever there is evil and lawlessness

'Superstone will always be on hand'

'to see that fair play and justice triumph.'

I believe. I believe.

Yay, Superstone!

[laughing]

Well, let's turn them over to the police, huh, Barney?

Bah ha ha hee ho!

Ye-o-o-ow!

splash

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!

"Superstone catches criminals and clears his name!"

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!

Well, Flintstone, you made Superstone a hero again

and restored the faith of kids

all over the country.

There's a bunch of them waiting outside now

to congratulate you.

Oh, gee, isn't that nice?

Oh, Fred, I'm so proud of you! Mm-mm!

Superstone! Superstone! Yay!

[laughing]

And I'm proud of you, too, Barney.

Oh, gee, uh, Betty, thanks.

Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm!

And thank you, too, Bamm-Bamm.

Say, uh, Flintstone, why don't you go out

and say a word to those kids?

I'll be glad to.

And I'll go out the real Superstone way.

Watch this, gang.

Bah he he hee ho!

swish

thud

Oops! Sorry, fellas.

Bah hee hee ho ho!

(kids) Bah hee hee ho ho!

[laughing]

[theme music]

♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

♪ They're the modern stone age family ♪

♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

♪ Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ♪

♪ Then that cat will stay out for the night ♪

♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪

♪ A dabba-doo time ♪

♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪

Wilma!

[instrumental music]