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[music]

Teeny Buns, they're so much fun, | love Teeny Buns

Teeny Buns, you're still number one, my sweet Teeny Buns

You keep hoping that someone will know you're around,

around

You keep dreaming that someday your scheming will finally get you uptown

Teeny Buns, under Wonder Buns, they have Teeny Buns

Oh, love me, hon, will | come undone, lovely Teeny Buns

You keep hoping that someone will know you're around,

around

You keep dreaming that someday your scheming will finally--

-Hi, Mom, I'm home.

-I'm in the kitchen, Cindy.

| can't believe this one.

You home on a Friday night, this could go down in Ripley's.

There's nothing in particular to do.

| Know why don't we take in a movie.

We haven't done much together lately.

-Mon, it's just, you know how it is.

-Okay, okay.

It's my treat, I'll even splurge for the popcorn.

Now, you can't turn down that offer.

-Sure, | guess it'll keep my mind occupied.

-Honey, you're not the only one that has her boyfriend away at college.

Besides, he'll be home in a few weeks for Thanksgiving.

-You know what | mean?

-I'm just kidding, baby.

Oh, by the way, you had a phone call from some boy, Bobby?

-Oh, yes.

I'm supposed to see him tomorrow night.

-| see, some grieving heart.

-He's Laura's boyfriend.

Laura, the one that went to college in Detroit.

-The boy's going to be here just for the weekend?

-Yes, Laura gave him my phone number.

We'll probably just go out for a hamburger together.

-That's great.

It'll get you out of the house and back into circulation, darling.

-Don't worry, Mom, I'll start going out again soon.

-Not soon.

If you don't go to a movie with me sometime this week,

I'm not going to let you out of this house again.

[music]

-There?

That's the classiest restaurant in the whole city.

It was super.

The whole night was fantastic.

It wasn't just a date.

| was out with a real man.

-Oh, yes? How old is he?

-He's not that old. Only 28.

-Little Cindy's going out with older guys now.

We all know older guys don't settle for handshakes on the first date.

-S0? Neither do high school, boys.

[laughter]

-| can't believe Laura's seeing someone like that.

She's only a year older than us.

-There's more between Laura and this guy than you two know about.

-ls she really serious about this guy?

Is he serious about this guy? Is he more than just a boyfriend?

-Well, you're right about the second part. He is more than just a boyfriend.

-That good, huh?

-Oh, come on, you guys.

Listen to what | have to tell you.

-Can't tell us all the juicy details, huh?

Sounds like the boys' locker room.

-You never told us about Jerry.

-Well, that's just because | never got one of these on a date before.

-| keep this place because | come into the city so often.

It's not much.

It's comfortable.

It's better than some boring hotel room.

-Yes, it's nice.

Thanks again for dinner.

I've never had anything like that before.

| had no idea where we were going, and it was a dynamite place.

-Have a seat.

You're much more impressive than Laura made you out to be.

-Well, she didn't exactly describe you perfectly either.

-Oh, what did she say?

-You're much more sophisticated.

-Well, I'll tell you, you're as sophisticated as you need to be.

-You probably expected someone a little different from me,

someone more mature.

-Oh, I'm very happy with what | found. | enjoy your company very much,

and | know plenty of men who would love it as much as | would.

You're a very attractive young lady.

-Young lady, isn't that polite for kids?

-You don't look like a kid to me, so far you haven't acted like one.

-So far.

[music] [kissing]

-Oh, Bob.

[music]

[music]

-Hold tight.

-Does it feel good? -Yes.

-Horny? -Yes.

Oh.

[music]

-[moans]

[music]

[heavy breathing]

-Oh Cindy, that feels so good.

[moaning]

-Just the head now, just the head.

That's it.

No, you can't have it.

-[moans]

-Do you like it deep?

-Oh. -You like it deep?

-Yes.

[winces]

[moans]

[music]

-Oh.

[moans] -How deep? -All the way.

[moans]

[music]

-Let me see your ass.

Let me see it. Let's see that ass.

[music]

-[moans]

[music]

-[moans]

[music]

-Touch your breasts. Touch them.

Pinch them.

[music]

-Pinch them.

-[moans]

[music]

-Let me see.

[music]

-[moans]

[music]

-[winces] Yes.

[gasps]

[moans] [music]

-Take your hand away, let me see you.

-Yes.

-Take your hand away.

-[moans] -[moans]

Oh God. Yes.

[moaning]

-[groans]

-[moans]

-[groans] -[moans]

-[moans]

Just like that. -[moans]

-[breaths heavily]

Squeeze it out.

Squeeze it out.

Get it all?

[moans]

Get it.

[moans]

More.

[moans]

Ooh.

Oh yes.

It's too good.

-[moans]

[music]

-It's late.

Will you take me home now?

-[yawns]

I'm really beat.

How about | call you a cab?

-Well, | guess that's all right.

-You'll need some cab fare.

[grunts]

-Wow, $100, that's some cab fare.

-That's what | said.

-Boy, your friend must have plenty of dough.

-He has friends with plenty of it too.

-God, why can't | get matched up with somebody like that?

-That's what | wanted to talk to you two about.

Come on.

[music]

-Boy, you know, | sure feel funny about this.

-Bob said he'd take care of everything

and besides, if you don't want to do it, no sweat.

-If we don't want to do it?

| do it almost every weekend.

-Hey, that's different, that's a date.

What do you get for it, a movie ticket, a bag of popcorn?

-Hey, you know, sometimes | do like the guy.

-And sometimes you don't.

Besides, there's no reason why you can't like the guy this way.

| sure liked Bob, think about it.

[door knock]

-Hi. -Hi.

-I'm Laurie.

-I'm Denise. -I'm Dave.

Come on in.

Make yourselves comfortable.

Have a seat.

Would you like a drink?

-Oh, no thanks. -No thanks.

-I'm going to freshen mine up.

I'll be right back. -Okay.

Hey, should we take our coats off?

-Oh, | don't know. | think it was crazy coming like this.

-Well, I'm going to take mine off.

[giggles]

-Okay.

-Take that shit off.

I'm not scared. -I'm not either.

This is crazy.

-[whistles]

Wow, Bob sure was right.

What a fine pair of sugar buns you girls are.

-Gee, you know, we've never really done anything like this before.

-Don't worry about a thing.

I'm going to tell you exactly what to do and we're all going to have a great time.

-Okay.

-All right, | want you to start by kissing each other.

[music] [kissing]

[music] -Yes, just like that.

Go ahead.

[kissing] [music]

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

And | know what | want but | don't know how to Say it

Yes | know what | want but | don't know how to Say it

-Okay, now, Denise, | want you to go down on Laurie.

[music] It's been a long and lonesome road

-Yes, really get into it.

That looks great.

[music]

And | know what | want but | don't know how to Say it

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

And | know what | want but | don't know how to Say it

Yes | know what | want but | don't know how to Say it

It's been a long and lonesome road -Okay, now.

Laurie, | want you to go down on Denise.

Really enjoy it.

[music] oh such a long and lonesome road

And | know what | want but | don't know how to Say it

-Yes.

[music]

La la la la la la la la la

-Use your tongue a lot.

Yes, just like that.

[music] la la la la la la la la la la la la

And | know what | want but | don't know how to Say it

-[moans]

Yes | know what | want but | don't know how to Say it

It's been a long and lonesome road

oh such a long and lonesome road -Oh, yes, | really like that.

[music] And | know what | want but | don't know how to say it

-[moans]

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

And | know what | want but | don't know how to Say it

Yes | know what | want but | don't know how to Say it

It's been a long and lonesome road

-[moans] oh such a long and lonesome road

And | know what | want but | don't know how to Say it

Yes | know what | want but | don't know how to Say it

It's been a long and lonesome road

Oh, such a long and lonesome road

And | know what | want, but | don't know how to Say it

Yes, | know what | want, but | don't know how to Say it

It's been a long and lonesome road

Oh, such a long, lonesome road

And | know what | want, but | don't know how to Say it

Yes, | know what | want,

but | don't Know how to say-- -Okay.

Now | want you both to come over here because I've got something for you.

[music]

-Oh yes, just like that. Just like that.

Suck on it.

Way down now.

[music] [heavy breathing]

[lip smack]

[moaning]

-Yes.

Suck it just like that.

[moaning]

[music]

[moaning] -Yes. Lick it all up.

[moaning]

-Yes.

All right, you now.

[music]

[heavy breathing]

[music]

-[moans]

[music]

-Wow, $100 apiece.

Those guys must be loaded.

-| think it's great.

-I still can't believe it.

One date and $100.

-Yes, and | spent the evening watching the tube.

-Getting over the boyfriend blues, huh?

-Yes, you'd better believe it.

That's why | can't wait till tomorrow night.

-Tomorrow night? You have another date for tomorrow?

-Why not?

-Boy, you're going to make more in one week than | used

to make in a month.

-Hey, like Cindy said, it's better than watching movies on television.

-The movies? | forgot.

| told Mom I'd go with her tomorrow night. -What are you going to do?

-| know what I'd do. $100 is $100.

-| just can't do it.

| haven't done anything with Mom in such a long time.

What am | going to tell Bob?

-| know.

| could go instead of you and then no one would ever know the difference.

That's great.

Thanks, Laurie. -Hey, how come she gets the extra dough?

-Because I'm the one that thought of the idea.

Where should | go, Cindy?

-Hey, why not here in your house?

-Yes, we'll be gone by 7:00. Just be sure that you're out by 11:00.

- Terrific.

-Wait till you see who it is.

It's Amy's brother. -You got to go be kidding.

Does he have any money? -Yes.

-Look out, money. Here | come.

Glad you could make it.

Did you have any trouble finding the place?

-Piece of cake.

Hey, you know | only live a short distance from here.

What are you doing? -Oh, studying.

| graduate in June,

-Ah, you don't happen to know my sister Amy, do you?

Amy Larson? -Yes, | know her real good.

She's in my drama class.

-In that case, let's keep this between the two of us.

-I'll keep it if you'll keep it.

-Are you ready? -Ready for what?

-I'm going to fuck your brains out.

Right here, on the table.

-On the table?

-On the table.

-Okay.

[kissing]

[music]

Ooh, simmer it sweetly

Oh, baby tell me what's cookin’ in that sweet honey pot

Ooh, stir and jam it

Come to me sugar, come and give it to me while it's hot

Ooh, hug and hold me, baby

Don't tell me no because we feel the burnin’ microwave

Ooh, jelly roll me, baby

Put it on the table, let's roll all around in the grave

You know your mama says eat everything on your table

So like a good boy, I'll dig in because I'm ready to try

My tabletop lover tastes sweeter than honey

Tabletop lover, she's after my money

Tabletop lover, she's spread out the main course

Tabletop lover, we're going to chow down tonight

Ooh, simmer it sweetly

Oh baby, tell me what's cookin’ in that sweet honey pot

Ooh, stir it and jam it, baby

Come to me sugar, come and give it to me while it's hot

-[moans]

[music] Ooh, hug and hold me, baby

Don't tell me no because we feel the burnin’ microwave

Ooh, jelly roll me, baby [music]

Put it on the table, let's roll all around in the gravy.

You know your mama says, "Eat everything on your table."

So, like a good boy, I'll dig in because I'm ready to try.

My tabletop lover tastes sweeter than honey.

Tabletop lover, she's after my money.

Tabletop lover, she spread out the main course.

Tabletop lover, we're going to chow down tonight.

Ooh, simmer it sweetly.

Well, baby, tell me what's cooking in that sweet honey pie.

Ooh, stir it in gently, baby.

Come do me, sugar. Come and give it to me while it's hot.

Ooh, hug and hold me, baby.

Don't tell me no because we feel the burning microwaves.

Ooh, jelly roll me, baby.

Put it on the table, let's roll all around in the gravy.

You know your mama says, "Eat everything on your table."

So, like a good boy, I'll dig in because I'm ready to try.

My tabletop lover tastes sweeter than honey.

Tabletop lover, she's after my money.

Tabletop lover, she spread out the main course.

Tabletop lover, we're going to chow down tonight.

[panting] [groaning]

[moaning] [gasps]

[music]

Move your feet on down Union Street

don't the air smell sweet?

Shop around, feel each sight and sound,

such a lovely part of the town.

You keep hoping that someone will know you're around, around.

You keep dreaming that someday your schemings

will finally get you uptown.

Feeling free, it's just you and me on a loving spree.

It's a sunny day, throw your cares away on this special day.

-| can't be late. | have to be at Bob's place in a couple of hours.

-Yes, this is an extra special trick, huh?

-So he said.

There's never a damn cab when you need one.

-Take it easy. You've got plenty of time.

-I've got some stuff in here. Let's go get a bite to eat.

| have to try it on first.

| bought it just for tonight and | want to make sure it looks all right.

-Must be a really special person.

-How about one of our city's finest?

-You don't mean a cop?

-Are you Harry McFarlane?

-Officer McFarlane.

Officer Harry McFarlane.

Your name Denise?

What? | can't hear you.

-Yes.

-| said speak up, | can't hear you.

-Yes, my name's Denise.

-Are you yelling at me, girl?

-No, officer.

-According to this,

you've got a major fucking problem here,

and I'm it.

You scared, kid?

-Kind of.

-Here.

Have a sucker.

No, not this one.

This one.

Go for it. Oh, that's right.

It's better than those cherry suckers anyway.

In some counties, this could be considered sodomy.

Oh, no, don't stop.

It's okay.

["Copsucker Theme Song"]

What you're doing is against the law

| came here, baby, cos the neighbor saw you get down on your knees.

You can't hide the plea

That Perez got nothing on me

Ain't you never heard of dirty Harry? Well, girl, you're looking at him.

Copsucker, all dressed up in black.

Copsucker, let's hop in the sack.

Copsucker, she goes down on her man with a badge.

Copsucker, you've been selling your tail.

Copsucker, | should put you in jail.

You should be under arrest, but if your love is the best,

you'll go free.

Copsucker, all dressed up in black.

Copsucker, let's hop in the sack.

Copsucker, she goes down on her man with a badge.

Copsucker, you've been selling your tail.

Copsucker, | should put you in jail.

You should be under arrest, but if your love is the best,

you'll go free.

Protect and serve the public every day.

You shouldn't fool with my gun that way

It might go off in your hand, because I'm a hair-trigger man.

Well, | know Kojack's got a head that shines

but you ain't ever seen a head like mine.

| want to show it to you.

Copsucker, all dressed up in black.

Copsucker, let's hop in the sack.

Copsucker, she goes down on her man with a badge.

Copsucker, you've been selling your tail.

Copsucker, | should put you in jail.

You should be under arrest, but if your love is the best,

you'll go free.

-[moaning]

Where'd you get that Magnum?

[moaning]

Copsucker, all dressed up in black.

Copsucker, let's hop in the sack.

Copsucker, she goes down on her man with a badge.

Copsucker, you've been selling your tail.

Copsucker, | should put you in jail.

You should be under arrest, but if your love is the best,

you'll go free.

| don't drive no fancy wheels like lronsides

but | got something that's been pure and dry.

It's my Colt 45.

Yes, it'll eat you alive.

Steve McGarrett's got that big shiny smile

but dirty Harry's dong is long as a mile.

| want to put it to you.

Copsucker, all dressed up in black.

Copsucker, let's hop in the sack.

Copsucker, she goes down on her man with a badge.

Copsucker, you've been selling your tail.

Copsucker, | should put you in jail.

You should be under arrest, but if your love is the best,

you'll go free.

Copsucker, all dressed up in black.

Copsucker, let's hop in the sack.

Copsucker, she goes down on her man with a badge.

Copsucker, you've been selling your tail.

Copsucker, | should put you in jail.

You should be under arrest, but if your love is the best,

you'll go free.

Copsucker, all dressed up in black.

Copsucker, let's hop in the sack.

Copsucker, she goes down on her man with a badge.

Copsucker, you've been selling your tail.

Copsucker, | should put you in jail.

You should be under arrest, but if your love is the best,

you'll go free.

Copsucker, all dressed up in black

Cop sucker, let's hop in the sack

Cop sucker, she goes down on her man with the badge

Cop sucker, you've been selling your tail,

Cop sucker, | should put you in jail

You should be under arrest, but if your touch is the best,

you'll go free

Cop sucker, oh.

-Now, look.

Don't go telling no one about that magnum | got concealed.

You got that?

-Definitely. Definitely, sir.

-If you do,

Dirty Harry's going to be back

and you can take that to the bank, sugar.

-11 Barry 6, call station.

-God damn it. Motherfucking son of a bitch.

That ain't it. God damn it.

Where the fuck is it?

That ain't it either. Jesus Christ.

[door slamming]

-Hi, I'm Cindy.

-Well, hi there, ma'am. My name's Shelley.

You must be the young lady | ordered.

A pleasure to meet you and thanks for stopping by, too.

Damn it.

-Bob said it was hard for you to get away.

-Yes. Well, you know how it is when you own your own business.

Kind of tough.

Shit.

-Goddamit.

What's the matter with your car?

-Well, them fucking windshield wipers.

A couple years back, they blew out.

Now, I'm trying to fix them.

| can't seem to find out what the trouble is.

Might be that thing right there.

[buzz] Jesus Christ.

Fuck.

Got shocked.

-Well, maybe | can solve one of your problems.

-Oh, yes?

Well, shit. I'll go for that.

You watch your fingers now.

[harmonica playing]

-You know something, honey?

You play that mouth organ just as good as | play mine.

[harmonica playing]

-You about ready to take care of that problem | have?

All right.

You got to get up right here.

[music]

Well, I'm working on my wife

who's trying to get the damn thing to run

I've got a 385 and when it's moving it's a son of a gun.

She's got a primo body and those numbers really turn me on

And the radio blasts rock and roll music all night long

Take it away, brother.

Well, I'm a RAM charging dude

| got a piston that drives chicks insane

I'm a fuel injector coolant, and no, | don't play no games.

because | know that I'm straight ahead

They call me V8 lover when they checker flag in on my bed

I'm a V8 lover, V8 lover

When | get the green light, I'm going to go

I'm going to go for it honey, give me all your money

because my tires burning and my wheels are turning

V8 lover, V8 lover, V8 lover, V8 lover

I'm a V8 lover, V8 lover, V8 lover I'm a V8 lover, I'm a V8 lover

When | get the green light, I'm going to go.

-[moans] You have the sweetest pussy, sweetheart.

[kisses] Tastes so good.

[music] tires are burning and my wheels are turning

V8 lover, V8 lover, V8 lover, V8 lover I'm a V8 lover, V8 lover, V8 lover

I'm a V8 lover, I'm a V8 lover -Oh, sweetheart, | love your cunt.

So sweet.

[music]

| leave a black patch of rubber over every broken-hearted street

[moaning]

[music] And let those babies keep on coming

because they love the way | shift my gears

-Oh, tastes so good.

[moans]

[music]

[car revves]

[moaning]

-Hey what's that? -Bob called.

-Oh yes? How'd it go last night?

-Don't ask. It was a major musical event.

-Sounds like fun.

Hi girls. -Oh hi.

-Hey, we better go.

-See ya. -Bye.

-Bye.

-Oh, hi mom.

-Hi hon, how you doing?

Cindy, do you think we could talk for a moment?

-Sure, why not?

-It's funny you should say that because | get the feeling there's

something that you don't want to talk about.

We've never had that problem.

-You can talk to me anytime about anything, mom.

-| know when children get older that they have trouble talking

with their parents.

-That'll never happen, mom.

-Cindy, it's just that I've noticed a difference in you.

You're much more distant

and less ambitious.

-| know, my grades have been slipping.

-That's not it.

It's just that you seem to go out every night

and you're home late. -I'm not a kid anymore, mom.

-Darling, I'm not saying that you are.

It's just | know you miss your boyfriend very much and that Jerry loves you.

| Know your love for him is very strong.

It's beautiful, darling.

| wish you all the happiness.

Remember your father and I, the times we used to share?

It's wonderful.

What a beautiful man he was. | remember those moments.

[music]

Darling, | love you too.

This is good.

[music] [moaning]

-Oh, | love you.

Baby...

-Mom?

-Oh, darling.

My mind wandered.

-Was | babbling on?

You didn't say that much, but it sure meant a lot

and | love you for it. -| love you, baby.

Better get going.

-What do you say we go to the movies tonight, mom?

[music]