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[Wonder Woman] Wonder woman here.

Don't miss some "Legendary Super Friends"

in exciting action-packed adventures

as we continue the never-ending battle of good versus evil.

Zap

clang

[theme music]

[music continues]

[male narrator] "Super Friends. The Legendary Super Powers Show."

[male narrator] We now return to the "Super Friends..."

At the Metropolis Geological Institute

a press conference is being held.

This meteorite contains a rare element called X-Nine.

No other sample of it exists anywhere on Earth

our super friend El Dorado found it in Mexico.

[El Dorado] I knew my amigos here at the institute

would consider it valuable for research.

Too bad they won't get to keep it.

- Attack, but, I don't know. - What's going on?

It's Lex Luthor.

Force field.

Can't break through.

[laughing]

That's but one of the powers of my power suit.

Gracias, El Dorado.

Not so fast, hombre.

Hey... Wha...

You're coming with me.

Guess again you telepathic worm.

Good thing, I dressed for the occasion.

[male narrator] Later at L-island, Lex Luthor's floating fortress.

Element X-Nine, completes the first phase

of my boldest scheme yet.

With it I can activate my latest invention

The Power Transfuser.

Finally, I have means to steal the powers of the Super Friends

and transfer them to me.

And now for the final phase.

[male narrator] Some time later at the palace of Darkseid

on the planet Apokolips...

Father, our planet's defenses have been penetrated.

Who dares disturb the sanctuary of Darkseid?

Thud

Lex Luthor greets the ruler of Apokolips most warmly.

I have come with a plan to trap the Super Friends

and steal their powers.

Interested Darkseid?

I grant you an audience, Luthor.

Speak, and speak well.

[male narrator] The following day at the Hall of Justice...

I wonder what possible use Luthor

has for the X-Nine meteorite.

Good heavens.

An armored car robbery is in progress.

When Lex Luthor robs an armored car

he doesn't fool around.

He robs the whole car.

Thud

[laughing]

Hey, Luthor.

Huh?

Let me take those off your hands.

Nice work, Señorita

Foolish Amazon, Luthor fears nothing in his power suit.

Whoa!

Clang

Except maybe magnets, amigo.

That should hold him until the police arrive.

So, you finally got me, huh?

- Great Hera! - That's a Stargate!

[giggling]

Two down and two to go.

[male narrator] Some time later over Metropolis...

There's the Air Force transport plane, Firestorm.

[Firestorm] It's a good thing your super hearing

picked up their distress signal, Superman.

[male 1] Hold, I say!

[yelling]

What? Are you still hanging around?

Help!

Phew! Superman, am I glad to see you.

Luthor is stealing samples of a top secret rocket fuel.

Hold it right there, Luthor.

Actually I thought, I'd stop holding it Firestorm.

[laughing]

Can't let those crates hit the ground.

You're in big trouble, Luthor.

Double trouble.

- Look out! - Look out!

Your Stargates worked perfectly Darkseid.

Do you have all four of them?

[Darkseid] The Super Friends are, as you say on Earth

"Ready and waiting."

[laughing]

Thanks to our planning, I was able to transport them

into your device with pinpoint accuracy.

[Luthor] What a beautiful sight.

The Super Friends paralyzed

in my power transfuser.

Now to transfer their powers to me.

It's done!

Uh-huh, I'm flying on my own.

Ah, Wonder Woman, even though you have lost your powers

I will still consider accepting you for my queen.

Thanks, but no thanks, Darkseid.

[groans]

You'll regret that decision, my dear.

DeSaad, prepare the Stargate.

Into the jungles of Apokolips with them Luthor.

[clamoring]

I suggest we go to higher ground, follow me.

With the Super Friends gone

we must plan our invasion of the Earth.

And Luthor, you shall be my first in command.

Oh, really?

Well, you can forget Earth, Darkseid.

[Luthor] Earth is mine...

...as is Apokolips.

You may kneel before Luthor the all powerful.

Ah, I knew we couldn't trust you Lex Luthor.

That's Rex Luthor to you, pal.

King Rex.

Luthor is right.

He is more powerful.

Father, what are you saying?

The throne belongs to Luthor and he shall have it.

What? Dust?

Kryptonite dust, Luthor.

Now that you have Superman's powers

you have his weakness as well.

How clever of you to be prepared for Luthor's treachery, sire.

No one outsmarts Darkseid.

Come, we shall deal with Luthor later.

Right now, I am eager to begin my invasion of Earth.

Must get help.

[male narrator] Though totally immobilized by the kryptonite dust

Luthor is still able to utilize El Dorado's telepathic powers

to activate his power suit.

[growling]

Great Hera, how long can we last?

Mis amigos, look.

- It's Luthor's power suit. - I've got it.

Uh-oh, here comes one of Darkseid's pets.

Sorry, pokito, no dinner for you tonight.

Now to find out why Luthor was so generous with his power suit.

[Superman] Great Scott! This must be the work of Darkseid.

He tricked me.

[Wonder Woman] There's no honor among thieves, Luthor.

For Luthor's sake as well as ours.

We must reactivate his device and get back our powers.

Ah, looks like things are back to normal.

Luthor still looks green around the collar.

[coughs] Huh?

Baby powder?

Uh-oh, amigos, our troubles are far from over.

My telepathic powers tell me that Darkseid's space armada

has just left for Earth.

We've got to head 'em off.

Leave the transportation to me.

Head towards Alpha Centauri, Firestorm.

We can cross Darkseid's path there.

Alatena-5 ship bearing 1 -1 -3-8.

Darkseid, look!

[Darkseid] The Super Friends! Impossible!

This oughta bowl you over, Darkseid.

Doom

rumble

The Super Friends defy Darkseid?

Darkseid, look!

[DeSaad] The Super Friends have created a black hole.

We'll be sucked into oblivion.

All ships retreat at once

our invasion of Earth, will have to wait for another day.

That was incredible, El Dorado.

Your holographic image of a black hole did the trick.

Si, amigo.

Now to bring Luthor to justice.

Hey, wait as minute. Where's your gratitude?

If it weren't for me, you'd all be lizard meat.

Oh, but we are grateful to you, Luthor.

In fact, to show our gratitude

we'll even refashion your power suit

into a style more becoming your grandeur.

Why, Luthor, you'll be the fashion rage...

...in prison.

[male narrator] We now continue with the "Super Friends..."

At the Metropolis Museum of Art

an exhibit of priceless Arabian treasures has opened.

The main attraction is an ancient oil lamp

reputed to be the legendary lamp of Aladdin.

It's hard to believe that gravy boat is worth a million bucks.

Well, come on, Earney, time to make our rounds.

[giggling]

Uh-oh, back to the gallery!

Yeow

Hey, who turned out the lights?

Oh, yeah, I did.

[laughing]

The light switch is somewhere on this wall.

Oops.

[male 2] Stop! Thief!

[male narrator] Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...

Holy highbrow, it's the art museum.

The Arabian exhibit!

Let's go!

Ah, Metropolis.

It's good to be back in fun city.

Can't wait to start tormenting those super twerks.

What luck, the fun's about to begin.

Yeow

Look, there he goes, up there.

Whoa!

[speaking foreign language]

Hey, stay away from...

[yelling]

Relax, your in good hands.

Drat! I was so close to getting away.

How unfair.

Three super jerks against

one sniveling sneak thief.

Genie, baby, if you're really in there

Old Benny needs you now.

Rubbing that lamp won't help you.

Couldn't hurt.

I could have some fun with this.

- What? - Holy Houdini.

Hey, I'm back in my apartment.

This lamp really is magic.

A genie?

You bet your beanie, I'm a Genie!

Go on, make a wish...

...master.

- Anything I want? - The worst the better.

I want to be the world's greatest thief.

A super thief.

Ooh, just as I thought.

You're my kind of guy.

You look like a regular thief of Baghdad.

We're off, master.

Yikes!

Benny the Bungler, small time burglar.

No known super powers.

Then how did he disappear?

Don't suppose there was a real Genie in--

Chuck Morgan here, Scotland Yard.

Excuse the ring chaps but we've a bit of a calamity in progress.

Some clever bounder has broken into the Tower of London

and is making off with the crown jewels.

We're on our way, inspector.

[laughing]

I did it! I did it!

I had a little something to do with it, Bozo.

Uh, master.

Uh-oh, company's coming.

Alright, baggy pants, we're taking you in.

Huh?

[laughing]

Nice landing, Super Clucks.

[laughing]

Yeah, nice landing, Super Clucks.

Oh, pipe down. Let's go.

Steady as you go, Wonder Woman.

Caped crusader at 12 o'clock high.

Correction. 6 o'clock low.

Watch.

Hey... Ooh!

Dong

[laughing]

Don't you just love it?

- Bats in the belfry. - Uh-oh.

[Mxyzptlk] Well, well, if it isn't, Wonder Witch.

Watch this one, Benny.

splash

Next time Wonder Duck should try the train.

[male narrator] A short while later at the Hall of Justice...

Beep beep

Super Friends, this is General Patton at Fort Knox.

Yes, general?

We have a Code-Five alert.

Unidentified hostile agent is attempting

to clutch strategic bullion reserves.

- What'd he say? - Somebody's stealing the gold.

[Apache] Be right there, general.

clang clang clang

[laughing]

Unbelievable!

I'm the greatest thief since-since--

Since you met me!

[birds chirping]

Never forget that!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course genie, of course.

Well, look who's here.

Old Super Stretch.

You won't get away with this, you rotten rug jockey.

Don't worry, general, we'll take care of him.

[speaking foreign language]

Well...

...time to put Apache Chief on ice.

Whoa!

TIMBER!

...tu

Gotta pull the rug from under that guy.

Writing's on the wall, Benny.

Uh-oh.

[coughing]

[laughing]

Fire nerd should work on his penmanship.

[laughing]

Let's go, master.

I've got one final zap for the Super Saps.

[Mxyzptlk laughing]

[Superman] He got away from us here in London.

Same thing here at Fort Knox.

Where will he strike next?

Rumble

[engine revving]

Holy rolling ingots!

He's stealing our computer.

[Mxyzptlk laughing]

The batarang's coming back, but how?

[Mxyzptlk laughing]

Drat, it's Mxyzptlk.

[laughing]

I can steal anything I want.

And now, chump.

For the greatest theft of all time.

With the help of the Super Fool's super computer

I'll get you all the money in the world.

[Superman] So Mxyzptlk is behind Benny's magic.

That explains everything.

And the only way we can get rid of the imp

is to trick him into saying his name backwards.

But what's he planning to do with our super computer?

If we had another computer we could find out.

- Will this do? - Good!

Now we can interface with our super computer

and track down its location.

There. In a few moments

we'll be able transfer the money

from every bank account in the world to yours.

[laughing]

I love chaos.

- But how? - Simple.

I programmed the computer to give us the access code word

to the International Monetary Fund.

Oh, I'm so clever.

Holy financial crisis. What do we do?

Don't worry, Robin, we'll give him a code word

he won't soon forget.

[laughing]

There it is.

That's a code word?

Sure, bone head.

"Kltpzyxm."

[gasp] Oh! Oh, no!

Huh? Hey, what's happening?

Oh, no!

Genie, where are you?

Bring everything back to normal.

[Firestorm] Everything is back to normal, Benny.

Mr. Mxyzptlk is back in the fifth dimension.

The stolen goods are back where they belong.

And you're going back to the slammer.

Somehow, I knew this was too good to be true.

Yup, thanks to the Super Friends

the lamp has been returned to the exhibit.

Gosh, Clark, do you suppose there might

really be a genie in that lamp?

Come now, Lois, if there's a genie in that lamp

then I'm...

...Superman.

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