Original subtitles

[theme music]

[male narrator] Superman.

Wonder Woman.

Batman and Robin.

Aquaman.

Black Vulcan.

Samurai.

Apache Chief.

Together, they form the world's greatest

force of good ever assembled.

Dedicated to truth, peace and justice for all mankind.

These are the "Super Friends."

[instrumental music]

Roger Houston, this is Lunar Three.

We are on the surface

commencing with geological testing.

Commander, we're getting some strange readings.

According to these tests, the moon is hollow, like an egg.

An egg?

[rumbling]

[male 1] It's a moonquake!

creak

[growling]

That creature's over a thousand miles wide.

Quick, we've got to get back to the Lunar Module.

Swoosh

[growling]

Splat

Houston, this is Lunar Three.

We're out of control! Mayday! Mayday!

[male narrator] Moments later, at the Hall of Justice.

You've got to hurry, Super Friends

in a few minutes it may be too late.

I can't believe it, a moon creature as big as the moon.

This is a job for Superman.

[male narrator] Faster than a speeding bullet

Superman streaks toward the distant moon.

[growling]

[instrumental music]

Snap

- Thanks, Superman. - Strap yourselves in.

Your next stop is a splash down to the Pacific.

[growls]

Pow

[growling]

Splat

swoosh

I'll need all of my speed to stop that over-sized hatchling!

Spit

[male narrator] As the unconscious Superman hurls helplessly

into the flaming sun, that deadly moon creature

flies through space toward the unsuspecting Earth.

[moon creature growling]

[dramatic music]

[clamoring]

[growling]

[rumbling]

It's an earthquake!

No, it's not. Look!

[Batman] Great Gotham, it's the moon creature!

It's landed on Earth.

Then Superman must be in trouble.

I'll see if I can locate him on the Justice Scanner.

Batman and I will try and stop the moon creature.

Chomp

chomp

swoosh

There must be hundreds of people in those mountains.

We've got to save them!

Chomp

chomp

The Earth's breaking apart, we can't escape!

[screams] Help!

- Somebody, help! - Help!

Batman! Apache Chief!

Hang on, we'll have you out of here in a minute.

He-el-lp!

Inuk chuk!

Zap

[applause]

Come on, the Batjet's in the valley below.

[growls]

[rumbling]

[male narrator] Meanwhile, back on the sun.

I've got to get outta here.

Swoosh

Great Scott! I'm starting to breakdown into hydrogen.

I've only got a few seconds.

Swoosh

I've got to make it back to Earth on time.

[growls]

[chomping]

[dramatic music]

[Batman] We've got to hang on!

Great Scott! I've got to save them!

Thud

- Thanks, Superman. - Don't thank me yet.

We've still gotta stop that monster.

[music continues]

[growling]

[male narrator] Flying across the country at supersonic speed

Superman gathers up thousands of miles of heavy-duty rope.

[growls]

If this doesn't work, I don't know what will.

Swish swish swish

[screeching]

Creak creak

thud

[growls]

It's no use. We can't stop him.

I have an idea, Batman.

Radio The Atom and have him meet us at the Hall of Justice.

[male narrator] Later, at the Hall of Justice.

I got here as soon as I could. What's the plan?

With my Indian tribal powers I can grow to 50 feet tall

but with your knowledge of atomic structure

and size alteration we maybe able to increase my powers

a thousand times.

That's no easy order, Apache Chief

but I'll give it a shot.

Standby, three, two, one

switching on.

I can feel the power, let's hope it works!

[male narrator] Moments later, as the deadly creature

approaches the east coast...

Inuk chuk!

Zap

It worked.

Now to take care of that cosmic creature

once and for all!

[growling]

[music continues]

Now to send it home!

Swoosh

swoosh

snap

Time for a quick super-weld.

Whizz whizz whizz

That moon creature won't be bothering us any more.

Nice going, Superman.

It just goes to show you, when you're in trouble

it never hurts to have a big friend.

[laughs]

Especially a Super Friend!

[theme music]

[fanfare music]

[male narrator] In the heart of Metropolis

a night of fun, is about to become

a circus of horrors!

[crowd gasping]

Wow, you sure have to have guts

to walk up there without a net.

Oh, that's not so tough.

I bet Gleek could do it with his eyes closed.

Boing boing boing

thud

[babbling]

Just do as you've been told and you won't get hurt.

Yes! Whatever you say!

Zap

Jupiters! That crazy clown and the ring master

is zapping the audience into some kind of trance.

Come on, Zan, it's time we showed them our act.

- Wonder Twin powers, activate! - Wonder Twin powers, activate!

Shape of an elephant!

Form of water!

Attagirl, Jayna! Load up the ol' water hose.

Ready, aim, fire!

Splash

Alright, you clowns

your sinister little act is all washed up.

Wait, you don't understand, we're not the ones you're after.

[tigress] That's right, Wonder Twins!

[evil laugh]

The animals are in control of this circus.

[roaring]

Bam

Your strength is no match for mine.

Hang on, Jayna, I'll take care of him.

Shape of an ice blanket.

N-nice g-going, Zan.

You f-froze the wrong elephant.

Click

zap

slam

[growls]

All of the humans have been caged.

Excellent!

Prepare for the next audience.

Humans have controlled animals far too long.

Soon, the animals will rule again.

Now, my inferior friends, bring me the Super Friends.

[babbling]

[male narrator] Later, at the Hall of Justice...

Justice League satellite has picked up a forest fire

in the High Sierra, Batman.

Roger, Superman, we'll take care of it.

Zan, Jayna, I thought you were at the circus.

[mechanical voice] You must come to the circus.

What for? ls something wrong?

[mechanical voice] Nothing's wrong.

You must come to the circus.

There's something strange going on.

I've never seen the twins act like that.

We'll find out soon enough, come on.

[fanfare music]

[crowd chattering]

That's funny, everything seems fine here.

That's what you think, Wonder Woman!

It's a trap.

Look out!

Great Hera! They've hypnotized the entire audience.

Swish swish swish

creak

I've got to save that wire-walker before he falls.

You're not saving anyone.

Snap

swoosh

Say goodbye, Wonder Woman

your superhero act is coming to an end.

Sorry if I'm getting underfoot.

Next time, maybe you'll remember your manners.

Rumble

crash

boing

Very clever, Super Friends.

Now, I've got a little surprise for you.

Zap

[zapping]

Now that you've been transformed into Super Animals...

[evil laugh]

...nothing can stop us from taking over.

[evil laugh]

[babbling]

Zap

What happened?

[Jayna] Gleek activated our Exxor powers

to wake us up.

[Zan] Speaking of Exxor powers...

- Wonder Twin powers, activate! - Wonder Twin powers, activate!

Form of a beaver.

Zap

Shape of snow balls.

Zap

clatter

swoosh swoosh

Batter up!

Swoosh swoosh swoosh

splat splat splat

It's the Wonder Twins!

Destroy them!

Splat splat

swoosh swoosh

Get it, Zan, if bullets don't hurt Superman

we're wasting our time with snow balls.

Splat splat splat

whizz whizz

Jupiters! I'm starting to boil!

Ouch!

[both] Wonder Twin powers, deactivate!

Swoosh

boing boing

[babbling]

Boing boing

Stop! You little traitor!

[babbles]

Zap

Now, to put an end to this crazy circus, once and for all!

Swoosh swoosh

This time, I'll transform you permanently.

One animal cage, coming up.

[wheels squeaking]

Thud

thud

This one's mine, Superman.

Thud

swish swish swish

Sounds like you're playing my song.

This wild-animal act has had it's last performance.

Thanks, Super Friends, for saving the circus

from those evil animals.

Speaking of animals, where's Gleek?

[babbling]

Gleek, no!

Zap

pop pop pop

[babbles]

[Jayna laughs]

[all laughing]

[theme music]

[male narrator] We now continue with the "Super Friends."

[instrumental music]

[male narrator] Hidden beneath the foothills of Gotham City

in the incredible Bat Cave...

[electricity crackling]

Okay, Wonder Woman, hoist away!

They just delivered this from the Air Force test station.

Holy jetlag, Batman!

With this new engine, the Batjet will fly

more than five times the speed of sound!

- Riddler? - Who were you expecting?

King Tut?

Looks like you'll have to deal with more

than you expected, Riddler.

Wrong, Superman!

It's the Super Friends who are going to

have to deal with the unexpected.

Swoosh

Your childish devices can't hurt me!

Of course not, Superman.

But you can't blame me for trying.

[cackling]

Fizz fizz fizz

Your silly game is over, Riddler.

You're wrong, Wonder Woman, this chemical

I spritzed you with is my new Stupid Spray.

Too bad it didn't work.

But it will, Robin, within one hour

the four of you will regress to the intelligence

of two-year-olds.

I've hidden the only antidote

and if you don't find it before the time limit is up

you'll be super-stupid forever!

[cackles]

You'd better give us that antidote now, Riddler

or you'll be telling riddles to your cell-mates

for the next 20 years.

Boing

Oh, I almost forgot

here's your first riddle clue.

Good luck, Super Fools, you'll need it.

[cackles]

Holy mind-benders, Batman, listen to this

"As your IQ drops below twenty-two

you'll need MYA help to TYA your shoes!"

I can't make any sense out of that at all.

I think I may have the solution.

"As your IQ drops to below twenty-two"

doesn't mean the drop in intelligence

but a drop to below the twenty second parallel.

Of course, Batman, and when the Riddler says

"You'll need MYA help," he means the ancient civilization

of the Mayans in Central America.

There's no time to waste, let's go.

[male narrator] Racing against the affects of

the Riddler's mind-altering spray...

...the Super Friends arrive at the Mayan ruins

of Chichen Itza.

[Batman] The Riddler could've hidden that antidote anywhere.

My x-ray vision will save us some time.

Zap

I've spotted the antidote. It's in the pyramid.

Come on.

[Batman] We've got to be careful

there could be a Riddler-trap anywhere.

[intense music]

All who enter the Temple of Kukulcan

must be sacrificed.

Batman, help!

Hang on, Robin.

Swish

It seems you are eager to perish.

The only one who is going to perish around here, is you.

Superman, look out!

Kukulcan destroy you.

Boing

pow

Come on, we've gotta find that antidote.

Click

[Robin] He-elp!

[music continues]

I knew the Riddler would have

something planned for our demise.

[Riddler] That's right, Bat-brains!

I've got you right where I want you.

And now, a penny for your thoughts.

[cackles]

Clang clang clang

Great Scott! It's a kryptonite penny!

Holy squeeze-play! There's no way out!

[struggling] I'm losing strength... fast

can't hold up much longer.

[struggling] I can't think of what to do.

My mind's clouding, the spray must be taking effect.

There's still a slim chance

the Bat-acid may be able to dissolve that kryptonite penny.

Spray

fizz

[rumbling]

Blast

[Robin] Holy close-call, Superman!

This must be the antidote.

[child-like voice] Anti-what?

You've gotta stop using

those big words, Wonder Woman.

[giggles] That silly Riddler.

This isn't no antidote, it's just paper.

No, it's another Riddler clue.

"You're probably so dumb now, you need a simple clue.

"So, find the highest mountain there is

and climb until you're blue."

Climb until we're blue?

Oh! I got it.

We'll paint ourselves blue and then climb a mountain.

[giggles]

It's no good, we're too stupid now to figure out riddle

maybe Bat-computer figure it out.

[male narrator] The Super Friends struggle to decipher the clue.

Let's see, I think this is how the computer works.

[mechanical voice] Riddle analysis complete.

The highest mountain on Earth is Mt. Everest.

You must climb to the top where the air is too thin to breathe.

Come on, Superman, I race you to the mountain.

[male narrator] Minutes later, the Super Friends arrive

at towering Mt. Everest.

We're here, Batman, what now?

Riddler tricked us, I don't see no antidote.

[Riddler] That's right, Super Fools!

I've got the antidote with me

and you're too stupid to get it!

Him can't call me stupid and get away with it.

Now to fire my Super Rocket

at that Super Fool!

pew

That no-good Riddler can't treat my friend Superman that way.

Right, we'll show that bully.

[Riddler] You guys really are dumb if you thought

you can pull me out of the sky.

[dramatic music]

Bombs away!

[rumbling]

Oh, no! An avalanche!

Me gotta stop Riddler with heat vision.

[Riddler cackles]

Whizz

Oh, no! The antidote!

Swoosh

splat

swoosh

Looks like your little scheme has sprung a leak, Riddler!

Crash

It's no fair! Everything was going perfectly!

I was finally gonna get rid of the Super Friends!

[wailing]

[theme music]

[music continues]