Original subtitles

[male narrator] It's The World's Greatest Super Friends.

Batman and Robin.

Superman.

Wonder Woman and Aquaman.

The Wonder Twins.

Banded together to protect the Universe

from the forces of evil... the Super Friends.

[theme music]

[music continues]

[male narrator] Dedicated to truth, justice and peace for all mankind.

"The World's Greatest Super Friends."

[theme music]

[wind howling]

[dramatic music]

[helicopter whirring]

Batman to Robin. I'm not getting good enough readings.

I've gotta fly the Batcopter into the eye of the tornado.

[Robin] Roger, Batman, we've got the Bat blimp

weather scanners locked in on you.

Jupiters, we've got to stop that tornado

before it destroys Metropolis.

[wind howling]

Robin, prepare ion static ray.

It should break up the tornado.

Will do, Batman.

[whirring]

[howling continues]

Fire!

[beeping]

Batman to Super Friends.

Priority one, emergency. Unable to stop tornado.

It's headed straight for The Hall of Justice.

[Superman] There's nothing to worry about.

I should be able to neutralize it with my Super-Breath.

[rumbling]

Oh, no! It's too late.

[howling continues]

[crackling]

[male narrator] As the deadly tornado

sucks up the Hall of Justice

The helpless Super Friends are mysteriously transported

to the incredible World of Oz.

[serene music]

What happened?

The tornado must have made a direct hit

on The Hall of Justice.

Batman, this is Superman. Do you read me?

It's no use. The radio is jammed.

We can't get a message out.

Come on, we'd better take a look outside.

- Great Scott! - Where on Earth are we?

Who said anything about being on Earth, Aqua-dummy?

- Oh, no. It's Mxyzptlk. - That's right, Superman.

I've escaped from the 5th dimension, again!

[laughing]

We've got to trick him into saying his name backwards

in order to get him back into his 5th dimension.

[clicking tongue]

Shame on you. Plotting against me.

Where are we, Mxyzptlk?

And what do you want with us this time?

What's the matter with you, Super-dunce?

Don't you read the classics? You're in The Land of Oz.

And all you have to do to get out is find the wizard.

[chuckling] The wizard, the wizard.

[laughing]

And just how are we supposed to do that?

Why, that's obvious, Wonder-wem.

Just follow the yellow-brick road.

[giggling]

So long, Super-sap.

That sinister imp has got us in a real fix this time.

We've got no choice, but to do what he says.

Come on.

[male narrator] Later, as the Super Friends continue down

the mysterious yellow-brick road...

This road is taking us further and further into nowhere.

I know, and I don't like the looks of these strange plants.

[dramatic music]

[growling]

Great Hera! A giant Venus flytrap.

[intense music]

I'll take care of that pesky plant.

Mxyzptlk has altered our super powers.

There's no telling what he'll do next.

We better make a run for it before we become plant food.

[growling continues]

Over there.

Let's tuck into that strange looking ginger bread house.

[growling]

[laughing]

[eerie music]

Something tells me, we're in worse trouble now

than we were before.

We'd better take a look around.

[evil laughter]

- Welcome. - Who are you?

I'm the wicked witch of the worst kind.

[laughing] And I'm so glad you could come for dinner.

I don't mean to be impolite but we haven't come to eat dinner.

Who said anything about you eating dinner?

You are going to be dinner.

[laughing]

Swishh

splash splash splash

[grunting] I can't budge.

There's some kind of force field over us.

Come, come now, relax...

...while the wicked witch adds a little spice to your life.

[laughing]

Wing of bat, a bone of fish.

Add three Super Friends for a delightful dish.

[laughing]

We've got to get out of here.

I'll have to risk using my super strength.

Brace yourselves.

[cracking]

Very clever.

But let's see how well you deal with an evil spell.

I command the spirits who dwell in the vase

make them creatures of the Planet of Oz.

[buzzing]

Great Zeus! I've been changed into the lion from Oz.

- And I'm the scare crow. - I order you to change us back.

Well, well, it looks like the man of steal

is now the man of tin.

[laughing]

Mxyzptlk.

I told you to stay on the yellow-brick road.

Fizz

We've got to find out how to get ourselves back to normal.

We'll have to worry about that later.

Right now, we better play along with Mxyzptlk.

[male narrator] Later, still further down the incredible yellow-brick road...

My straw muscles are giving out. I can't go on much longer.

My tin legs aren't doing much better, Aquaman.

But we've got to keep going.

[crows cawing]

- Hold it, something's wrong. - Look.

[cawing continues]

[Superman] The crows are all attacking.

[cawing continues]

They're after Aquaman.

[Aquaman] Superman, help.

[crows cawing]

[bubbling]

I-I've gotta get away from these wild birds

before they tear me apart.

That river below maybe my ticket to freedom.

[cawing continues]

Splash

Great Neptune! My straw body is getting water logged.

I-I can't swim.

And unless, I think of something fast

I'll be washed over those deadly falls.

My only chance is to use my aquatic telepathy.

I just hope, the strange fish of Oz will respond to it.

[male narrator] Using his incredible marine telepathy

Aquaman summons a strange jelly fish creature

from the purple River of Oz.

It's working, that jellyfish has coated me

with it's waterproof tentacle fluid.

I'm too late! The falls is pulling me over.

Now to find Superman and Wonder Woman.

Perfect.

[laughing]

That Aqua-fool has successfully accomplished the first phase

of my deliriously, delightful plan.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?

[Mirror] Mxyzptlk, it isn't you next to Wonder Woman.

You're number two.

Mirror laughing]

Those crows carried Aquaman off in that direction. Come on!

But that's off the yellow-brick road, so we must be careful.

Remember what Mxyzptlk said.

I know, but we've gotta go after Aquaman.

- Wonder Woman! - Superman, help!

Great Aphrodite! I feel sucked into a Subterranean swamp.

Finding my way out of this murky maze isn't going to be easy.

[animal snorting]

What in the Milky Way was that?

[snorting]

Oh, no! A wild boar!

[boars snorting]

I've got to make a run for it.

[boars grunting]

Looks like I'm safe for the moment.

Oh, no. I think I spoke too soon.

[cracking]

[snorting]

I've got to think of a way out of here

before I fall into the midst of those wild boars.

Wait a minute.

I can't telepathically control my magic lasso

in this World of Oz.

But it may be able to save me anyway.

Now, to fly this tree bark kite into that approaching storm.

[Wonder Woman] It's high enough. Now, all I need is some lightning.

[squealing]

[cracking]

N-o-o!

[thundering]

Looks like they got a real charge out of that.

Now, to find Superman and Aquaman.

[snorting]

[laughing] Boring. Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Well done, Wonder-half-wit.

She's played out my little scheme to the letter.

That's two down and one to go.

Now, it's your turn, Super-turkey.

[laughing hysterically]

This World of Oz is getting stranger by the minute.

[thunder rumbling]

No, not that!

The rain is rusting my tin body.

I can hardly move.

This yellow-brick road is actually grain Kryptonite.

If I don't get away soon, I've had it.

That's right, Super-buffoon, you've had it this time.

Mxyzptlk, I'll pay you back for this.

Come on, tough guy. Touch me, touch me.

I dare you, I double dare you.

What's the matter, Super-scaredy?

Frightened of little, old me.

[laughing]

No, Mxyzptlk, I'm not afraid of you.

You're nothing, but a Kltpzyxm.

Huh? What's a Kltpz...

Ah-ha, thought you could trick me

into saying my name backwards, did you?

Nice try, Super-jerk, but you failed miserably.

And in a few moments, it'll be Krypto-goodnight to you.

[laughing] Sleepy time.

I've only got one hope for survival.

I must change my tin body to lead with heat vision.

It worked, looks like you're not so smart

after all, Mxyzptlk.

Not only is the lead protecting me from the Kryptonite.

It's rust proof.

It doesn't matter whether

you're tin or lead, Superman.

You're still an iron clad fool.

[laughing]

Who's the fool now, Mxyzptlk?

I'd say it was me, Superman.

But my mother taught me never to lie.

[chuckling] I never lie.

Wonder Woman, Aquaman, are you alright?

I'm okay, Superman, but I had to waterproof my straw

to barely escape with my life.

And my lasso was magnetically, by lightning, altered

just before I slipped away from a horde of wild boars.

That's strange.

I had to change my tin to lead

in order to escape the effects of Kryptonite.

Sounds like one of Mxyzptlk's crazy schemes.

Yes, I wonder what he's got up his sleeve this time.

Up my sleeve? Well, nothing, of course.

[laughing]

[male narrator] Hours later, as the Super Friends cautiously continue

their journey down the mysterious yellow-brick road...

This road is endless.

What if Mxyzptlk has sent us on a wild goose chase?

We've got no choice, according to Mxyzptlk

we must find the Wizard to get out of here.

[buzzing]

[Wonder Woman] I get this strange feeling we are being watched.

I don't see a thing, Wonder Woman.

[creatures clamoring]

We're being attacked.

[chattering]

They've got us tied with laser cables.

And my superpowers are useless here in the land of Oz.

[speaking in foreign language]

Great Atlantis! It's a giant hourglass.

What could they possibly do with one that big?

[speaking in foreign language]

Now I know what they're going to do.

They're gonna throw us in, and watch our time run out.

[speaking in foreign language]

There is no way out of this deadly sand trap.

And I'm too weak to break us free.

[roaring]

- What was that? - I don't know.

But I have a feeling we're going to find out soon enough.

It's no use, we're going down.

Swish

Looks like it wasn't as bad as I thought.

[roaring]

Or was it?

[roaring]

I can't stop it.

The serpent's ducked under the sand.

Wonder Woman!

Got to... hang on.

[whistling]

We're-we're safe.

We're not only safe, I think we found the Wizard.

Come on, we'll soon find out.

Whoever the Wizard is, he must be a giant.

I just hope he can get us out of Oz.

[Wonder Woman] The question is, how are we going to get inside?

That door must be a hundred feet tall.

This key must open the lock.

We'll see what kind of locksmith I am.

I just hope this works.

[creaking]

[intense music]

I've never seen anything like it.

There's no time for sightseeing. We've gotta find the wizard.

Stop! Who is foolish enough to summon the Wizard of Oz?

The Super Friends.

We were told you could help us get out of this strange world.

And who told you that?

[laughing]

A cosmic criminal from the 5th dimension.

- By the name of Mxyzptlk. - Well, he lied to you.

[stammers] There's no way out of Oz.

Why won't you help us? I thought you were a good wizard.

Wrong, Super-sapien!

Like you said, I'm nothing but a cosmic criminal.

Yip-pee-kai-yai-yai!

[laughing]

And, thanks to the three of you

I've solved the riddle of how to remain

in the physical universe, forever, always and for good.

- We're as good as new. - I'm afraid not, Aqua-squirt.

You're as good as gone.

You see, with the help of your foolish fish friends

you turned this ordinary straw

into water resistant, grasseous oxide.

[Mxyzptlk] And you, Wonder Woman, did me the favor

of electrifying your magic lasso

transforming it into Electro-lasso-ocious.

And last but not least, Superman used his heat vision

to change this tin suit into Kryptoledonium.

What good will that pile of junk do you, Mxyzptlk?

You'll soon find out, Super-stoop. Voila!

[gurgling]

You're crazy, Mxyzptlk.

That cosmic concoction won't help you.

That's what you think, Super-simpleton.

Once I drink this down, you'll never be able to

send me back to the 5th dimension.

I have done it.

[laughing] Congratulations to me.

Great Hera, now, he'll be able to haunt us

with his 5th dimensional high jinx forever.

That's right, Wonder-washout. I'm invulnerable now.

If that's true, then why don't you say

your name backwards and prove it to us?

Hah! I don't have to prove anything to you, Super-freaks.

I think you're full of hot air, Mxyzptlk.

You're not smart enough to do anything that clever.

Oh, yeah? Well, I'll show you, Smarty-pants. Watch this!

Kltpzyxm!

[gasping] Hey! What's going on? I'm fading away.

That's right, Mxyzptlk.

We figured out your little scheme, hours ago.

So I changed my Krypto-ledmium suit back into tin.

- You drank the wrong formula. - That's no fair, Super-fink.

You tricked me, you're nothing but a Super-spoilsport.

You'll never get away with this... I...

[Superman] Well, we are home safe.

- Are you three alright? - Now, we are.

Holy twisters, I don't get it.

Where on Earth did that tornado take you?

You might say it took us somewhere over the rainbow.

[theme music]

[music continues]