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[theme music]

[male narrator] Gathered together from the cosmic reaches of the universe

here in this great Hall of Justice

are the most powerful forces of good ever assembled.

Superman!

Batman and Robin!

Wonder Woman!

Aquaman!

And the Wonder Twins, Zan and Jayna

with their space monkey, Gleek!

Dedicated to truth, justice and peace

for all mankind!

[eerie music]

[male narrator] Light years from Earth exists the planet of Texarkana...

[instrumental music]

...whose strange world is a mixture

of the old west and the ultra modern.

Morning, Ms. Jules.

[upbeat music]

[horses blow]

Their town is just waiting for us.

I think it's time we made

a small withdrawal from the bank.

[laughing]

Right. And the gold shipment on the stage

will be another easy catch.

We might as well just take the whole town.

They'll all remember the face of the Capricorn Kid.

Pew pew pew

It's the Kid! Get out of the street!

We've got to get this gold out of town

before the Capricorn Kid spots us.

Pew pew pew

Sorry to cut your trip short

but we'll be taking that gold off your hands.

[horse neighs]

Please, don't shoot!

Relax or I'll fill you full of hot laser.

Good. Let's get out of here.

You're going nowhere, Kid. Except the jail.

I wouldn't be too sure, sheriff.

They don't call me the fastest laser alive for nothing.

Pew pew pew

And here's a little something to remember me by.

Pew pew pew

Come on, let's get over to the train station.

There's a shipment of furs that'll soon be ours.

I gotta do something or the Kid and his gang

will take over the entire town.

My only chance is to telegraph the Super Friends.

[male narrator] Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...

[Zan] I don't know why I let you talk me into this, Jayna.

We've got to let Gleek get some practice

for the big super hero rodeo benefit show.

[Jayna] Okay, Gleek. Anytime you're ready.

Whoa!

Jayna! Whoa!

Whoa!

Bang

- Wonder Twin powers deactivate! - Wonder Twin powers deactivate!

Where's Gleek?

[gibberish]

[Jayna] It looks like Gleek got himself hogtied er...

I mean monkeytied.

[computer beeps]

It's the TroubAlert.

Nothing's coming in over the screen.

It's an emergency message, an intergalactic code.

It's coming from planet Texarkana.

They're being overrun by a galactic outlaw

called the Capricorn Kid.

Robin and I'll take care of it.

[male narrator] Within seconds, the Bat-rocket explodes into action.

[swoosh]

Streaking into space at far beyond the speed of light...

Later at the planet of Texarkana...

Hurry it up. We've got to get back to the hideout

before the town sends for help.

[Batman] You're a little late, Kid.

Drop the furs and get your hands up.

You're pretty brave, masked man.

Too bad, you're stupid.

Pew pew pew

The Bat boomerangs will stop him.

Come on, let's get out of here.

We'll see how far that robot outlaw gets

once I activate the Bat mini electro-magnet.

I can't budge.

Holy desperados, Batman, the Capricorn Kid's getting away.

Not if I can help it.

[water splashes]

Nice work, Batman.

It looks like the Capricorn Kid

is all washed up.

Thanks, Batman, without your help

the Kid and his gang would have overrun the entire town.

I've wired the Galactic Marshal, sheriff

he'll be arriving in a couple of days.

Now that you've got things under control again

we'll be heading back to Earth.

[horses neigh]

No one crosses the Capricorn Kid and gets away with it.

I'll fix that masked man if it's the last thing I do.

[eerie music]

[male narrator] Later that night at the town jail...

[beeping]

[intense music]

They're here. Okay, get away from the wall.

[swishing]

Pew pew pew

Let's go! Hiya!

As soon as we get back to the hideout

we've got to check the computers and find out everything we can

about that masked man. I'm going to get him good.

[male narrator] Later at the Hall of Justice...

[gibberish]

[knocking]

Jayna, cut the racket and come to bed.

[Jayna] I am in bed.

It sounds like there's someone

in the Hall of Justice computer room.

That's impossible.

The Super Friends are all out on missions.

We better check it out.

Jupiters! Space outlaws!

This looks like a good opportunity

to try out the Exxor plan-7.

Sure thing, super sis.

- Wonder Twin powers activate! - Wonder Twin powers activate!

Shape of a frozen knight.

Form of a horse.

[horse neighs]

Charge!

I've got a funny feeling these guys aren't kidding around.

- Wonder Twin powers deactivate! - Wonder Twin powers deactivate!

Alright, we've got to get them back to Texarkana.

Pew pew pew

[intense music]

[male narrator] The following morning at the Hall of Justice...

Batman, Robin, have you seen the Wonder Twins?

Not since we left for Texarkana.

They were supposed to guard the Hall of Justice last night.

But when we returned this morning they were gone.

Holy kidnapping culprits! Look!

Great Gotham! The Capricorn Kid must've taken the Wonder Twins.

[kid] That's right, Batman.

But don't worry, they're perfectly fine.

[kid] That is until the mine shaft, they're in floods with water.

You've got two hours, Batman.

Try to rescue them.

[laughing]

It sounds like the Kid is going

to have an ambush waiting.

They won't be suspecting all of us.

Right. We'll have a little surprise for them too.

[male narrator] Within seconds the Super Friends streak into action.

On a direct course for the distant planet of Texarkana.

Those fools will fall right into our trap.

[kid] When they get here, you take care of Wonder Woman.

You can handle Aquaman.

And the two of you will get rid of Superman.

That'll leave the masked man and side kick for me.

[laughing]

[male narrator] Later at the planet of Texarkana...

I've been trying to locate their hideout

for years, Super Friends.

Best I can tell you is

it's somewhere to the northwest.

At least that's a start.

We'll be able to cover more territory if we split up.

Right. Wonder Woman and I can search from the air.

The rest of us will go on foot.

And remember use your radios if you run into any trouble.

[male narrator] With less than an hour to find the Wonder Twins

the Super Friends scour the north western region

in search of the Capricorn Kid's hideout.

Excellent! They split up, just as I expected.

- You know what to do. - Of course.

I'd better take a look upstream.

I have been expecting you, Aquaman.

Welcome to the Texarkana gold mine.

[intense music]

Great Neptune! He's turned on the river trencher.

I've got to get out of here.

I can't... get out.

Thud

[dramatic music]

It's a good thing I pulled this piece of metal up with me

or I'd have been crushed.

You'd have been better off if you were.

Aquaman has been secured.

Nice work. Bring him back to the hideout.

There's no sign of anything in the desert, Batman.

I'd better... Wait a minute, I've spotted something.

[Wonder Woman] I'm taking the invisible jet down to get a closer look.

[instrumental music]

[intense music]

That's funny. There's no one here.

[robot 1] Curiosity killed the cat, Wonder Woman.

And now, yours has trapped you.

Pew pew pew

My magic lasso will take care of that computerized cowboy.

Once we get back to town, the sheriff can take care of you.

I doubt it, Wonder Woman.

My muscles are frozen.

You just made your last mistake, Wonder Woman.

I've captured the woman, Capricorn.

I'm bringing her in now.

Good. You know what to do with her.

Those Super Friends will regret they ever decided

to tangle with the Capricorn Kid.

Negative, Batman.

I haven't head from Wonder Woman or Aquaman.

They're not responding to radio calls.

Great Scott! What is that?

There he is. Let him have it.

Pew pew pew

Those airborne bandits are in for quite a surprise.

He's taken the bait. Come on.

[instrumental music]

My X-Ray vision will ferret them out.

[Superman] If it's an ambush they want it's an ambush they'll get.

We've got him now.

I think it's the other way around.

No, Superman, I'm afraid you slipped up this time.

A kryptonite cell!

That's right. We found out all there was to know

about the Super Friends.

We've got less than 20 minutes to save the Wonder Twins, Robin.

Holy ghost towns, Batman! Look!

[Batman] I have a feeling, we found the Kid's hideout.

Let's check it out.

[kid] We've been expecting you, Batman.

Your time is up.

Alright, Kid. You've got us outnumbered.

Spread out.

Now it's two against one, masked man.

- Make your move. - If you insist.

[smoke hisses]

They're escaping, get them.

Pew pew pew

The Bat-air bag will fix him.

[water splashes]

Pew pew pew

Feel free to hang around for a while.

You no good.

Pew pew pew

bang

Nice try, Batman. But you won't escape this.

[rattling]

I guess it's just not your lucky day.

Batman, you may be able take my men

but you're not fast enough to take me.

We'll find out soon enough, Kid.

Draw!

You're all through, Kid.

Not yet, Batman.

Take a look at that.

Holy gold mines, Batman! There isn't much time!

Less than you think, look again.

You've also got to save Aquaman...

...Wonder Woman...

...and Superman.

It's your choice, Batman.

Capture me or save your friends.

There's no choice, Kid.

But we'll be back.

[male narrator] Moments later at an abandoned mine shaft...

Jupiters! We've only got a few seconds left.

I think this is it, Jayna.

[panting]

They're trapped in the mine shaft.

Hurry, Robin, there isn't much time!

There's no one here, Batman.

Great Gotham! We may be too late!

Follow me!

[gasps]

Thanks, Batman.

After the second gulp I was sure we were goners.

[gibberish]

There's no time to waste, Robin.

We've got to split up and rescue the others.

I-I can't get loose.

And the fish in this river don't respond to my aquatic telepathy.

[splashing]

I've got to stop it before it goes over the falls!

Hurry, Batman. We're nearing the falls.

I... can't seem to get it.

[intense music]

Bang

[gasps] Thanks, Batman.

Another second and I'd have been finished.

I'll meet you later, I've got to find Superman.

[male narrator] Moments later on a dangerous mountain road...

I can't break these titanium cables.

But I'll be at the edge of the cliff any second.

Whoa! Whoa!

That was a little too close for comfort, Robin.

[chugging]

Great Gotham! I've got to stop that train

before it takes Superman right into that deep gorge.

[instrumental music]

I-I can't budge these controls.

Brake isn't grabbing.

The Bat-anchor is my only chance.

Bang

[chains rustle] Thanks, Batman.

Now to find the Capricorn Kid and give him his final showdown.

[male narrator] Later at the abandoned ghost town...

Come on out, Kid.

I've been expecting you, Batman.

It's time we saw which one of us is the fastest.

Although there's no doubt in my mind.

[laughing]

Alright, Kid. It's between you and me now.

[dramatic music]

Pew

Well, Kid...

...looks like you're not the fastest anymore.

With the Kid's gang permanently disassembled

he won't be getting out of jail this time.

Thanks for bringing him in, Batman.

And here's your reward.

No, thanks, sheriff.

You'll need it to repair the damage that Kid has done.

Speaking of damage, we better find Gleek before he causes any.

There he is.

[gibberish]

I think he wants you to try to outdraw him, Wonder Brother.

That'll be a cinch.

Okay, kid.

Draw!

[laughing]

There's no doubt about it.

[Jayna] Gleek's the fastest banana in the West.

[all laughing]

[theme music]