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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:05,950 --> 00:01:10,030 Your age-mates became stars already! USE YOUR CHANCE ON MAY 20! The casting for a new TV program "Kid's Star Factory" 2 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:14,980 Use your chance! Star Factory... Hmm... 3 00:01:27,790 --> 00:01:29,360 Got it! 4 00:01:29,730 --> 00:01:33,430 Oh! The firecracker! It is useful... 5 00:01:35,850 --> 00:01:40,869 CAUTION, CHILDREN! 6 00:01:52,170 --> 00:01:53,870 - Abramova. - Here. 7 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:57,400 - Burlyaev. - Here. 8 00:01:58,430 --> 00:02:00,530 - Voloshina. - Here. 9 00:02:03,180 --> 00:02:05,460 - Gorokhov. - Here. 10 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,060 - Grigoriev. 11 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:12,190 - Well... Grigoriev is absent, of course... 12 00:02:13,420 --> 00:02:15,220 - Yeah... still asleep... - No! 13 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,770 I... I get up early in the morning. Then I do exercises... 14 00:02:18,090 --> 00:02:20,610 Then I clean my house. 15 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:23,600 Put everything on the table. 16 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:27,000 On the table! 17 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:28,300 I have no ... Well, Maria Ivanovna! 18 00:02:28,350 --> 00:02:29,310 Well, a madam from water-pump station asked me to help... 19 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,450 On the table! 20 00:02:40,770 --> 00:02:43,280 You're all screwed up! 21 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,750 Bad start of the day! 22 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:51,280 The good ending is more important! 23 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:56,260 Quiet! 24 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:11,370 Hmm... hmm... 25 00:03:15,060 --> 00:03:16,800 What do you want, Gorokhov? 26 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,950 Can I answer the lesson? 27 00:03:19,570 --> 00:03:22,570 Wait a minute! There is a condign one... 28 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:25,640 Grigoriev! Go to the board! 29 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:28,290 Why "Grigoriev" again? 30 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,520 Hey! 31 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:38,320 Well, so... Well, Australia... its area, well... is great... 32 00:03:38,599 --> 00:03:42,799 Well... we can say... boundless... Yes, the boundless territory of Australia. 33 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,380 Why is "boundless"? 34 00:03:45,580 --> 00:03:50,650 Well, yes, of course, it has the ends! Well, in the north, south, east and west. 35 00:03:51,270 --> 00:03:53,420 Yes! In the west too! 36 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:57,380 Well, here they are, you can see, there's no signs... 37 00:03:57,950 --> 00:04:00,690 There's ocean... ships, dolphins... 38 00:04:00,790 --> 00:04:04,690 Sharks swim some there... 39 00:04:05,630 --> 00:04:08,350 And what is the climate in Australia? 40 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:14,130 Uh... oh! Dry! Dry! 41 00:04:21,890 --> 00:04:23,420 Is it all!? 42 00:04:23,610 --> 00:04:25,470 Very dry! 43 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:33,560 Your mark is two! 44 00:04:34,660 --> 00:04:36,760 It's not humane, Maria Ivanovna... 45 00:04:36,970 --> 00:04:39,560 No matter... When you come home, you'll get 'humane' treatment! 46 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:42,060 You'll see! 47 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,010 Yeah, don't get your own back... 48 00:04:45,150 --> 00:04:49,660 What!? Come out! Quickly! 49 00:04:50,820 --> 00:04:52,820 Hey! .. Maria Ivanovna... 50 00:04:53,330 --> 00:04:55,840 Dear Muscovites and guests of our town! 51 00:04:56,110 --> 00:05:00,189 Moscow is a modern, endless... Hello! 52 00:05:00,670 --> 00:05:01,230 Bye bye... 53 00:05:09,870 --> 00:05:11,160 Oh! Leaf! 54 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:13,160 Give me back my glasses! 55 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:14,310 You think... 56 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:16,570 I always think! Get back immediately! 57 00:05:16,710 --> 00:05:18,470 Well, here... 58 00:05:19,270 --> 00:05:21,900 Wait a minute... what's the date? 59 00:05:24,980 --> 00:05:26,680 May 20... 60 00:05:26,820 --> 00:05:28,390 May 20? 61 00:05:28,630 --> 00:05:30,560 Yes, it is... 62 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:44,200 Hee... Oh! A-ah... 63 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:46,740 - Let's start the new subject... - Grigoriev is bad! 64 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,680 Help Grigoriev! 65 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:55,310 Well... Everybody freeze! 66 00:06:07,030 --> 00:06:08,910 - Grigoriev, What have you got hurt? Head? - Stomach... 67 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:12,480 Stomach? Where? Here? Maybe, it's liver? 68 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:13,480 The liver is on the right. 69 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,560 Maybe, diarrhea? 70 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:24,100 A? Hmm... Well, Gorokhov, go with him, report me afterwards... 71 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:26,150 - Come on, quickly! - Well, well... 72 00:06:26,340 --> 00:06:27,650 - Sit down. - My cap... 73 00:06:27,651 --> 00:06:28,070 - What is it? - Diarrhea, quickly! 74 00:06:29,170 --> 00:06:31,840 Yeah, a headache would be better... 75 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:34,680 Hey, do not die, please... 76 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:46,820 Infectious diseases hospital Emergency station 77 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,540 - Does it hurt? - Yes, it hurts... 78 00:06:57,900 --> 00:06:59,850 I do not understand... 79 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:01,740 Come on! 80 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,820 What?! You are bad!!! 81 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:08,710 When I'm out of the school, I'm fine! 82 00:07:09,060 --> 00:07:13,060 Are you crazy!? You lied to Maria Ivanovna!? But what about... diarrhea? 83 00:07:15,069 --> 00:07:16,169 Ha-ha... Wow-wow... 84 00:07:17,220 --> 00:07:19,290 But the school? 85 00:07:25,830 --> 00:07:29,750 There your school is... Hurry up! To the bushes! 86 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:35,400 Why didn't you tell me about it!? You must notify me immediately! 87 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:40,000 The fifth lesson is broken by you... Oh, Lord! What teachers do they hire!? 88 00:07:40,350 --> 00:07:42,200 Yeah, don't get your own back! 89 00:07:42,290 --> 00:07:43,290 Now there's something! 90 00:07:46,470 --> 00:07:46,920 Hmm... 91 00:07:46,970 --> 00:07:48,450 Come on! 92 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:50,160 No, I don’t... 93 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:52,380 What!? Do you want betray me? Well, go on... 94 00:07:53,380 --> 00:07:58,319 You'll get another "five" mark... and they'll kick me out of school... 95 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:12,750 Where are we going? 96 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:15,560 Huh! You're interested! You'll see soon... 97 00:08:15,730 --> 00:08:17,430 What will I tell to my father at home!? 98 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:18,800 Why must you tell him about? 99 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:23,560 Yeah, do not worry... I know where we'll find a million bucks! 100 00:08:23,660 --> 00:08:25,210 The quarter is yours. 101 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,490 Leave me alone! 102 00:08:26,630 --> 00:08:28,590 Well, the half is yours. 103 00:08:28,730 --> 00:08:30,400 Watch out! 104 00:08:32,710 --> 00:08:35,910 "Your age-mates became stars! Use your chance! " 105 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:38,440 Does anyone believe in it? 106 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,250 Hey! What are you mumbling about? 107 00:08:42,470 --> 00:08:46,440 I think: why are you so happy? Got 'two' mark and deceived everyone? 108 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:47,560 Yes! 109 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:51,360 - Come on! - Let me go! 110 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:53,040 - No! - Yes! I'm not going! 111 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,080 - You will! - What about the lessons!? Let me go! 112 00:08:55,560 --> 00:09:00,340 You'll hardly explain to Maria Ivanovna how you've lost me! 113 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,440 Quickly, quickly, boys! 114 00:09:02,660 --> 00:09:06,679 My dad is right: "Hasty acts are the cause of all evil!" 115 00:09:06,789 --> 00:09:08,789 Do not worry, you'll not lose with me! 116 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,500 Railway station 'Kievskiy' 117 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,750 Where are we? 118 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:36,200 Okay, we'll get there some way. We have time. Come on! 119 00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:40,240 What time? For what? Where will we get? 120 00:10:32,850 --> 00:10:35,860 What are you doing? Come on... 121 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:42,120 Here, look! 122 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,530 Quiet... quiet... 123 00:10:54,090 --> 00:10:57,270 Long live freedom! Hooray! 124 00:10:58,810 --> 00:11:00,140 - Booooo... - Grigoryev, go on! 125 00:11:00,170 --> 00:11:02,010 Who are you? What's up? 126 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:03,660 - Green Peace! - A-ah... 127 00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:05,360 Why aren't you at school? 128 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,080 We study in the second session. 129 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:08,340 Well... 130 00:11:08,390 --> 00:11:10,090 Can I spin? 131 00:11:10,190 --> 00:11:11,790 Well, spin... 132 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,480 Hooray! 133 00:11:15,570 --> 00:11:17,560 - Grigoriev, let's go... no need... - Leave me alone! 134 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:21,519 Gorokhov, help... 135 00:11:24,909 --> 00:11:25,269 What are you doing? .. 136 00:11:29,030 --> 00:11:30,700 Well, boys, we can relax ... 137 00:11:30,710 --> 00:11:30,970 Halloo! 138 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:32,669 Come on, Ivanovich... 139 00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:33,919 Hey! Wait a minute! 140 00:11:33,919 --> 00:11:37,970 I need to say something important to this guy. We must also check the acoustics... 141 00:11:38,070 --> 00:11:40,070 - OK, but carefully... - Yeah... 142 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:44,050 There's the hatch, you see? Go there, quick! 143 00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:46,680 - There? - Yes, yes, there... 144 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:52,840 Hey! Gorokhov! Why are you study so good? 145 00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:56,700 Shout louder! 146 00:11:57,140 --> 00:11:59,440 Why are you study so bad? 147 00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:02,540 I will not... Damn! 148 00:12:06,670 --> 00:12:08,920 Why did you get "two" mark today? 149 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:12,000 Why? Because geography! 150 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:19,110 What?? Hey! Hey! Grigoriev! Why are you silent?!? Hey! 151 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:23,200 Grigoriev!? 152 00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,150 Grigoriev!? 153 00:12:27,670 --> 00:12:29,470 Grigoriev, where are you?? 154 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,920 Grigoriev? 155 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:41,500 - What are you doing there? - A... my cap fell off... - Come on, get out quickly! 156 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,280 Help... I can't get to the stairs... 157 00:12:46,090 --> 00:12:48,090 Why did you jump off then? 158 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,780 - We must go out! - Just wait! It's interesting! 159 00:12:50,890 --> 00:12:52,930 - What's interesting here? - That is! 160 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:58,760 What is this? 161 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:01,850 Boo-oo... I'm mutantus crocodilus heffalump, a-ah-ah... 162 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,540 Come on, we'll explore it! Yeah, come on, otherwise I'll let go! 163 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,290 - No! - I'll let go! - Beware! 164 00:13:09,430 --> 00:13:11,190 Come on! 165 00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:18,330 - Good enough, we can live here... - Kidding... 166 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:34,000 Hey! Hey! Open! Open! Hey! Hey! Hey! Open the hatch! Hey! Hey! 167 00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:42,280 Do not yell! There's the light! 168 00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:43,280 - Where? - There! 169 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:50,720 When you come in, you need to think how to come out... 170 00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:52,920 Why didn't you think about before? 171 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:57,080 You said you need help... Now we'll not come out without the digger... 172 00:13:57,780 --> 00:13:58,780 Who is this? 173 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,390 The explorer of the undergrounds... Caves, tunnels... 174 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:09,519 Dungeons... treasures ... this is mine! And anyway... 175 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:15,960 We'll visit local attractions and get out... 176 00:14:18,970 --> 00:14:20,830 - Look, what is it? - Wow! 177 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,800 Oh! Look, a watch! Probably, since Czarist times... 178 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:28,700 No, such things didn't exist in the past... 179 00:14:31,380 --> 00:14:33,140 What is it? 180 00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:40,380 Look! 181 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,410 Ah-ah-ah! Hurry up! 182 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:50,799 We were here already... this is the circle... The third one... the second... 183 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:56,279 This thread... they did it last week... Right? Right! 184 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,250 Guys, where are you from? 185 00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:04,039 From there! It's damp and dark there! 186 00:15:04,580 --> 00:15:07,679 - Well, all right, mister, no mines! - Only the rats... 187 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,450 Come on, quickly! 188 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:15,100 Oh! That's a pretty kettle of fish! 189 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,590 We must go home... but in this condition... 190 00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:24,100 Exactly! My best friend lives here! 191 00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:27,560 We'll visit him, wash ourselves, take a break! 192 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,940 Wait! We'll go home afterwards, OK? 193 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,120 Oh! Look, pretty dog! 194 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:35,980 Yeah, a dog! Better tell me the house number... 195 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,790 I told you the house number, no? 196 00:15:39,090 --> 00:15:40,780 Don't you remember?! 197 00:15:40,850 --> 00:15:44,300 I have a very good memory: wake me up at night, I'll tell you everything! 198 00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:46,620 - Here it is... - What entrance? 199 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,770 Here it is... he lives around here... 200 00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:49,770 But where? 201 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,560 Here! Exactly! This is his house! 202 00:15:52,810 --> 00:15:55,200 Why do you need a number?! 203 00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:58,870 Hey, are you sure he is home and waiting for us? 204 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,440 He is home and waiting! 205 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:02,950 I doubt... 206 00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:06,100 You see, no one's here... 207 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:10,590 I said: "too early for his arrival"... 208 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:14,280 Note, when you're right, all get worse... 209 00:16:14,630 --> 00:16:16,050 Well, why worse? 210 00:16:16,380 --> 00:16:20,650 So, you said he isn't home. Here you are! He isn't home. 211 00:16:21,430 --> 00:16:22,980 - I can't lie. - If you can't, we'll teach you. 212 00:16:27,909 --> 00:16:29,830 I'm losing time with you! 213 00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:39,590 It's funny to live in this world... 214 00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:50,090 Get back! 215 00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:54,470 Help me, Gorokhov! 216 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:01,520 - Yeah... - I'm stuck... - Strongly stuck... 217 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,120 Any problem? 218 00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:05,880 What? What?? 219 00:17:06,390 --> 00:17:07,510 - It always happens... - What happens? 220 00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:11,040 It happens if non-professionals do their job... 221 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:15,800 A-ah... 222 00:17:18,150 --> 00:17:20,600 It locks on the contrary! 223 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:22,700 Who did it, migrant worker or what? 224 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:23,910 Who is this? 225 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,319 Who? Not me, sure! 226 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:29,240 If it was me, I'd never do such hackwork. 227 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,860 Yo-yo! I am a cool rapper! 228 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:41,960 And we must remodel afterwards... houses... locks... all in a row... 229 00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:46,670 - Tell to your father to replace a bolt... - Thank you... 230 00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:57,400 - Wash yourselves before your parents come home... - OK, OK... Bye-bye... 231 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,560 What's the matter!? Where do you go!? 232 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:03,580 - We are friends since childhood! - I won't go! 233 00:18:09,570 --> 00:18:11,070 Let me go! 234 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:16,039 You... don't fret! Sit down, relax... 235 00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:19,740 The lock had to be changed already... 236 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:20,740 Just sit down... 237 00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:25,420 If the criminals were here instead of us... 238 00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:27,350 Everything is lost... 239 00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:28,670 What's lost!? 240 00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:30,980 Stay sitting... Everything! 241 00:18:31,370 --> 00:18:34,370 They'll steal everything! Mommy, do not worry... 242 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:43,550 Mommy... do not worry... wow... 243 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:50,559 This apartment is... It's somebody else's! 244 00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:52,720 What do you mean: "somebody else's"?! 245 00:18:53,789 --> 00:18:55,390 - Hurry up! - Hurry up! 246 00:19:06,410 --> 00:19:08,440 Why do they go here!? They have nothing else to do... 247 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,750 It's him... 248 00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:17,039 Yes! Quiet! Guys... What are you doing!? It's me! 249 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,600 - Alarm... - Against the thieves... 250 00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:28,700 - If anything will be lost... I'll complain to the prosecutor's office... 251 00:19:28,799 --> 00:19:30,740 - Passport... - Yes, I'll complain to Putin! 252 00:19:30,990 --> 00:19:32,230 He's our plumber! 253 00:19:32,869 --> 00:19:34,390 A-ah! 254 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:47,000 Two boys ran there... strange ones... 255 00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:49,730 Well, let's go! Enough... 256 00:19:49,810 --> 00:19:52,040 Caught the bandit... 257 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,700 Come on! 258 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:35,640 Up to the roof! 259 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,790 Everyone freeze! 260 00:20:54,370 --> 00:20:57,770 No more... I'm tired... seems they have gone... 261 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,710 Cool! I could lie here all my life... 262 00:21:07,150 --> 00:21:10,610 My father says that the lazybones have empty and hard life. 263 00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:14,440 I would like to be a lazybone... 264 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:18,720 Lying all the day, thinking about something... 265 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:25,260 Of course, it's hard, but a man gets used to everything. 266 00:21:26,490 --> 00:21:28,720 Okay, get up... 267 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:32,319 We have to go... get up! 268 00:21:45,730 --> 00:21:49,270 Just look, how nice is here! 269 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:55,400 People like ants, running, fussing... 270 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,060 What's your father would say now? 271 00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:00,920 My father always says rightly! 272 00:22:01,550 --> 00:22:06,110 Oh! If we could jump and fly now! 273 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,310 No... no... we must go down! 274 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:12,080 Let me breathe! The school should be here! 275 00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:15,230 I would be best pupil here! 276 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,930 Hey! 277 00:22:19,030 --> 00:22:21,640 - Beautiful fly... - Yeah! 278 00:22:24,660 --> 00:22:27,060 Hey, really, let's go down... 279 00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:30,070 Ah... you want go down... 280 00:22:32,319 --> 00:22:35,799 N-no... I don't want already... 281 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,400 Now this! Get it! 282 00:23:03,060 --> 00:23:04,500 Get it more! 283 00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:10,870 You'll not catch me up! 284 00:23:11,070 --> 00:23:12,740 I wi-i-illl! 285 00:23:20,330 --> 00:23:21,990 Hurrah-ah! Oh! 286 00:24:06,340 --> 00:24:09,010 We have to jump... Go ahead... 287 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,000 Stop! Stop! 288 00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:21,640 A! Yeah, bother them... 289 00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:35,220 Strange smoke... 290 00:24:37,670 --> 00:24:39,810 The smell is delicious... 291 00:24:40,670 --> 00:24:41,260 Yummy... 292 00:24:42,270 --> 00:24:44,240 Nothing is clear... 293 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,220 Oh! Look! Come after me! 294 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,780 Where? 295 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:01,070 We'll see! 296 00:25:18,740 --> 00:25:20,600 It's a bakery! 297 00:25:21,070 --> 00:25:22,980 You are so quick-witted! 298 00:25:23,630 --> 00:25:24,960 Oh! What is it? 299 00:25:25,230 --> 00:25:28,160 "Step on the open shoe covers" All right. 300 00:25:33,180 --> 00:25:35,820 - Loafs! Loafs! Loafs! - They are everywhere! 301 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,290 Delicious! A-ah... 302 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,030 - Hot!? - Naturally! 303 00:25:52,670 --> 00:25:54,039 I want butter! 304 00:25:54,710 --> 00:25:56,150 Aha! And milk! 305 00:25:56,830 --> 00:25:58,630 I wonder: how they bake them? 306 00:25:59,590 --> 00:26:01,700 Want to know? Come on! 307 00:26:02,180 --> 00:26:03,800 Listen, maybe not,... 308 00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:06,450 You want to know, so we must! 309 00:26:13,870 --> 00:26:14,670 - We must not. 310 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,640 - Yes, how many loafs. Take one. - Let’s... 311 00:26:17,970 --> 00:26:19,380 Oh! Look! 312 00:26:19,570 --> 00:26:21,320 Cool! I want to taste. 313 00:26:21,530 --> 00:26:25,130 Yeah... hot. Look, see how many degrees are there? 314 00:26:25,570 --> 00:26:27,460 - 195. - A lot! 315 00:26:28,850 --> 00:26:31,580 - Look! Cool! - If you get in, you'll be boiled! 316 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,630 "BAKING PROGRAM" 317 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,600 I think I have not tasted it. 318 00:26:37,820 --> 00:26:39,160 So do I. 319 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:42,720 Well,... where to go now? 320 00:26:44,850 --> 00:26:46,630 What's this?! 321 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,300 Who is that? 322 00:26:51,770 --> 00:26:54,190 Quiet... quiet... we're leaving! A-ah! 323 00:27:01,290 --> 00:27:03,030 Hurry up! 324 00:27:10,090 --> 00:27:11,970 Oh! I have an idea! 325 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,860 - Stop! - What? 326 00:27:37,910 --> 00:27:38,860 Over there! 327 00:27:40,730 --> 00:27:42,780 And what? How do we get out of here? 328 00:27:42,900 --> 00:27:44,270 We'll get out of scrape some way... 329 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,450 - 15 people to the exit! - Okay. 330 00:27:46,610 --> 00:27:48,060 Stop! 331 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,380 Oh! An idea! Come on. 332 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,740 Well, let's go by, guys... 333 00:27:55,830 --> 00:27:57,370 Good-bye! Good-bye! 334 00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,260 Have you liked here, dears? 335 00:28:00,410 --> 00:28:02,060 Thank you! 336 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,150 When you grow up, come to work here. 337 00:28:04,190 --> 00:28:05,900 Yeah! We'll come... 338 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,590 Come on, come on. 339 00:28:07,670 --> 00:28:10,340 It's enough! 15 people. 340 00:28:11,860 --> 00:28:13,640 But us? 341 00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:17,400 That loaf was delicious, I've never eaten such one... 342 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,160 Yeah! It's a pity that we didn't take more! 343 00:28:20,570 --> 00:28:22,480 I didn't eat. 344 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,720 Listen, we'll be late. 345 00:28:24,770 --> 00:28:26,720 I don't want go anywhere. 346 00:28:27,030 --> 00:28:28,820 We must! 347 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,330 Oh! Look! 348 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:42,240 SCHOOLBOY PARK 349 00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:49,020 I'll go take a drink. 350 00:28:55,770 --> 00:28:57,990 Drink all you want, I will take more. 351 00:29:11,630 --> 00:29:13,590 How are they jumping? 352 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,940 Never mind! I'll take more. 353 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,200 Wait, I'm still not drunk it! 354 00:29:24,660 --> 00:29:26,320 Cool! 355 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,090 I'll take more. A good day today! 356 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,000 May be enough? 357 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,000 Free! 358 00:29:45,420 --> 00:29:47,980 Here... look! 359 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,020 Let's go there. 360 00:29:53,770 --> 00:29:56,070 Look out. On the skateboard! 361 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,630 - Why? I can’t... - Get up, I'm keeping! Keeping! 362 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,380 Well, got up... 363 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,570 Let's go now! 364 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,840 What are you doing! 365 00:30:09,530 --> 00:30:11,710 What's cool? 366 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:23,760 Get out of the way! Get out of the way! 367 00:30:32,019 --> 00:30:32,519 Gorokhov! 368 00:30:36,340 --> 00:30:36,840 Where are you going! 369 00:30:38,130 --> 00:30:40,250 Hey! Hey! What are you doing? 370 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,600 If I catch you, I'll tear off your legs! 371 00:30:49,710 --> 00:30:53,710 Hey, Satan! [Speaks in Uzbek] 372 00:30:55,150 --> 00:30:55,990 Assalam alaikum... 373 00:30:56,910 --> 00:30:58,990 Wa-alaikum salaam-al... 374 00:31:01,309 --> 00:31:02,069 Welcome... 375 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:06,190 Yuriy Semenovich, I would like to ask you, what do you think, 376 00:31:06,370 --> 00:31:10,040 about prospects for the development of television for children in our country? 377 00:31:10,570 --> 00:31:14,340 As you know, kids are our future. 378 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:19,590 It begins right today. But rather, began yesterday. 379 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:26,150 What kind of cultural development, what future of our children we can say 380 00:31:26,540 --> 00:31:30,790 if modern TV shows us only... 381 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:32,790 I'm sorry, Yuri Semenovich... 382 00:31:32,820 --> 00:31:34,470 What is it? 383 00:31:34,540 --> 00:31:36,430 We have a morning program... 384 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,800 ...and our audience would like to hear a few encouraging words. 385 00:31:39,850 --> 00:31:44,440 You know, I don't have "encouraging words". No matter morning or evening show you have. 386 00:31:45,090 --> 00:31:47,550 Ratings rule over all today. 387 00:31:47,950 --> 00:31:50,720 Have you ever wondered how do destroy these ratings? 388 00:31:50,810 --> 00:31:52,550 How do these ratings pervert? I think... 389 00:31:52,820 --> 00:31:56,270 No... no... awful! 390 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,620 If you see rating, kill it! 391 00:31:58,930 --> 00:32:02,110 Until it will destroy the cultural space 392 00:32:02,470 --> 00:32:06,320 where we still can hardly breathe. 393 00:32:06,690 --> 00:32:08,500 That is I'm saying to you, 394 00:32:09,300 --> 00:32:12,000 me, the patriarch of our television, 395 00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:16,080 how our respected host politely introduced me. 396 00:32:19,580 --> 00:32:21,970 Yuri Semenovich, what's up with you? 397 00:32:22,170 --> 00:32:24,110 With me? Nothing. 398 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:29,320 I'm all right, but I don't know what's up with you and your rating. 399 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,710 Are you crazy!? We could crash! 400 00:32:41,020 --> 00:32:43,300 But crashed not, only soiled! 401 00:32:43,710 --> 00:32:45,720 Soiled?! Just soiled?! 402 00:32:46,710 --> 00:32:48,210 Well, yeah, soiled. 403 00:32:50,590 --> 00:32:52,500 I couldn't crash. 404 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,420 Just... This skate is defective! 405 00:32:57,020 --> 00:32:59,640 Defective?! Just confess you can't to skate! 406 00:32:59,860 --> 00:33:01,380 What? 407 00:33:01,550 --> 00:33:03,610 What you heard! Come on, why do you stop? 408 00:33:04,010 --> 00:33:05,880 Just see him, he is offended. 409 00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:09,280 I can't to skate? 410 00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:11,020 Yeah, you can't. 411 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,440 Well, Gorokhov, now hold on! 412 00:33:14,580 --> 00:33:16,630 I'll show you! 413 00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:25,050 Let's go! 414 00:33:26,510 --> 00:33:28,650 Hey... what are you doing? 415 00:33:30,130 --> 00:33:31,690 Careful! 416 00:33:31,950 --> 00:33:33,690 Hey, kid. Kid! Come here... 417 00:33:35,060 --> 00:33:37,760 Grigoriev, give it back! Grigoriev, aren't you ashamed? 418 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,820 Give back the head! Give back, I say! Come here... 419 00:33:40,980 --> 00:33:42,820 Grigoriev, take off! 420 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,650 Come on, give it to me! 421 00:33:46,750 --> 00:33:47,650 Grigoriev! 422 00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:50,880 Give back! 423 00:33:51,340 --> 00:33:55,280 Come on, bear, relax. Drink! 424 00:33:56,100 --> 00:34:00,630 By the way, Timoshkin lives near here. His father took us to the zoo. 425 00:34:01,030 --> 00:34:02,800 He works there. 426 00:34:02,890 --> 00:34:04,490 I won't go to the zoo! 427 00:34:04,620 --> 00:34:06,940 Not to the zoo, but to his home. 428 00:34:08,350 --> 00:34:12,060 - Let's go washing and eating there. - Yeah? Okay... 429 00:34:34,910 --> 00:34:36,910 Let's go. 430 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:42,400 Come on... 431 00:34:46,990 --> 00:34:50,500 What is this? - An action: drink until you don't want! 432 00:34:52,270 --> 00:34:54,180 Oh, I would not refuse. 433 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:55,800 Thank you, we're not hungry. 434 00:34:55,850 --> 00:34:57,580 It's not for you. 435 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,550 - We understand, you have not enough for yourselves. - We don't want... 436 00:35:02,470 --> 00:35:04,850 We'll just clean us up, drink a cup of tea ... 437 00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:06,640 - I don't want a cup of tea! - ...And go on! 438 00:35:07,130 --> 00:35:09,210 If you don't want, don't drink. 439 00:35:15,220 --> 00:35:16,610 Give back! 440 00:35:16,710 --> 00:35:19,740 How do you do your homework’s? Don't they bother? 441 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:21,910 Give it to me! 442 00:35:23,610 --> 00:35:24,519 Give it to me! 443 00:35:30,850 --> 00:35:33,280 What is this dummy? 444 00:35:38,540 --> 00:35:41,170 Have you vaccinated them against rabies? 445 00:35:41,270 --> 00:35:42,870 Yes, they are safe. 446 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,420 May be safe but poorly educated. 447 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,230 Yes, they are friendly. 448 00:35:47,300 --> 00:35:51,720 Friendly with each other, but they attack guests. 449 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:55,159 Timoshkin, we are very pleased to meet your animals... 450 00:35:56,159 --> 00:35:58,599 - But we are in a hurry! - We must hurry. 451 00:35:58,900 --> 00:36:00,780 Where is the bathroom? 452 00:36:00,830 --> 00:36:02,740 Hey, he is busy. 453 00:36:02,940 --> 00:36:05,980 Once arrived, we have to wash ourselves. 454 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,380 Phew! You fool! 455 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,700 Damn zoo! 456 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,700 Oh! Where did he go? 457 00:36:37,140 --> 00:36:39,440 But in fact, Vaska liked him. 458 00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:46,180 Grigoriev? No wonder, everybody likes him. 459 00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:49,860 Okay... See you later! I'm going. 460 00:36:50,030 --> 00:36:53,610 - Bye! Say "bye"! Say "bye"! - Bye! 461 00:36:58,050 --> 00:36:59,810 Why are you so late? 462 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,860 Just... we talked... 463 00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:03,950 Whom did you talk there? 464 00:37:04,610 --> 00:37:07,010 Yeah, he was a normal... 465 00:37:07,630 --> 00:37:11,170 We ran away from the school together, rubbed desks with a garlic. 466 00:37:12,690 --> 00:37:14,610 How do the people change! 467 00:37:15,130 --> 00:37:17,380 He forgot about everything with his birds. 468 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,159 Hey, we've must call home from Timoshkin's house. 469 00:37:21,259 --> 00:37:24,599 To say to parents not to worry. Don't you need to call? 470 00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:29,520 Yes, I would have to say that I'm in the hospital. 471 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,350 Why? 472 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,850 Well, for prevention. Let Dad worry a little, it is helpful for parents. 473 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:44,920 BATHHOUSE 474 00:37:53,150 --> 00:37:55,480 That's what we need now. 475 00:37:55,930 --> 00:37:58,330 Have you ran away of the school for baths? 476 00:37:58,810 --> 00:38:01,270 No, you know, or we'll walk around the city like tramps? 477 00:38:01,370 --> 00:38:02,270 Wait! 478 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,800 - What do you want? - Look. 479 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,410 Let's go! 480 00:38:41,410 --> 00:38:42,410 Give me a pen... Thank you! 481 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,120 Did my father come already? 482 00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,990 What father?! What father?! 483 00:38:49,230 --> 00:38:51,070 That's him! 484 00:38:52,140 --> 00:38:55,700 Yuri Semenovich? He didn't visit us a long ago. 485 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,280 Yes, he's so busy. He even has no time to bath. 486 00:38:59,690 --> 00:39:01,560 Sure, yes. 487 00:39:01,850 --> 00:39:05,280 Ah! I forgot! He sends greetings to you! 488 00:39:07,070 --> 00:39:09,990 - You are welcome, boys, come in! - Thank you. 489 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,170 - We'll wash your clothes too. Come in. - Well, well. 490 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,659 - Now hovering you! - Come on! 491 00:39:29,379 --> 00:39:29,979 Hurrah-ah! 492 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,760 DO NOT SWITCH ON! For blowing 493 00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:50,070 Hey! Watch out! Do not touch! 494 00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:05,440 So what? Don't you like it? This is water therapy! 495 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,720 It's very expensive procedure. Don't you like it? 496 00:40:10,210 --> 00:40:12,270 - And do you like it? - Yes! 497 00:40:14,410 --> 00:40:17,200 - So, you like it... - Sure! 498 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:31,990 Hello, Petrovich! 499 00:40:32,050 --> 00:40:33,540 Oh! Yuri Semenovich! 500 00:40:33,590 --> 00:40:35,350 How's your life? How is your bath? 501 00:40:35,530 --> 00:40:39,000 It's great! All dried! By the way, you boys are here already. 502 00:40:39,390 --> 00:40:41,260 We cleaned out all their clothes. 503 00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:43,500 - What boys? - Well... 504 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:49,160 BASTARD CHILDREN OF FAMOUS SHOWMAN 505 00:40:49,220 --> 00:40:52,050 What are you reading, idiot? 506 00:40:52,620 --> 00:40:56,190 Oh, wait up! I'll show you "bastard children of famous showman!" 507 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,600 Well... listen to me carefully! 508 00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:05,470 You must annihilate this yellow rag! 509 00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:09,480 Do what you want! Hire the best lawyers, "wolves." 510 00:41:10,180 --> 00:41:13,480 I want they exterminated at all! 511 00:41:13,690 --> 00:41:18,260 We run out a kids' show "Use Your Chance", 512 00:41:18,390 --> 00:41:21,220 children's "American Idol"! And here is such trick! 513 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,830 I don't want to hear about it! Enough! 514 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,760 Can I relax in the bath at least? 515 00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:30,910 Yes, of course! 516 00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:35,960 I'm sorry, Yuri Semenovich, but they are very similar to you. 517 00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,330 Listen, Petrovich! Do you know whom you are similar to? 518 00:41:41,510 --> 00:41:43,800 Look! Got it or not? 519 00:41:44,770 --> 00:41:46,560 Both look like me? 520 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,640 - Yes, both. - Well, let them here! 521 00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:50,980 Hurry up! All the same now! 522 00:41:56,060 --> 00:41:56,660 Come here! 523 00:41:59,579 --> 00:42:01,000 - Oh! - What are you?! 524 00:42:13,979 --> 00:42:16,440 Oh! Sorry! Oh! 525 00:42:21,620 --> 00:42:24,220 A-ah... Do you want crayfish? 526 00:42:31,290 --> 00:42:34,340 Guys, without shooting, please. 527 00:42:41,070 --> 00:42:44,599 - Open up! - This is something! 528 00:42:50,850 --> 00:42:52,920 Man, what's the matter with you? 529 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,240 Aha! Gotcha? 530 00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:21,800 Who has sent you? 531 00:43:21,830 --> 00:43:23,260 This is a misunderstanding... 532 00:43:23,290 --> 00:43:25,410 They lied to enter the baths for free... 533 00:43:25,460 --> 00:43:29,680 Well, listen to me, both of you, walking misunderstandings! 534 00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:32,780 Keep in mind and tell to everyone: 535 00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:36,220 I have a daughter! Do you hear? A daughter! 536 00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:40,280 The one and only! Beloved! 537 00:43:41,220 --> 00:43:45,390 Clever! Handsome! Talented! Do you understand? 538 00:43:47,940 --> 00:43:51,140 Yes. I would like to meet with this beauty. 539 00:43:51,250 --> 00:43:53,060 Stop you! 540 00:43:53,210 --> 00:43:55,660 Why do you bother the children in the baths?! 541 00:43:59,230 --> 00:44:01,120 March away! 542 00:44:01,210 --> 00:44:03,450 But on TV you are a good… 543 00:44:03,750 --> 00:44:05,660 Wow, jerk! 544 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:11,599 - Get away! - Oh! 545 00:44:17,230 --> 00:44:20,510 You're cool putting this showman on his place! Good for you! 546 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,970 Sometimes you begin to understand something. 547 00:44:23,220 --> 00:44:26,560 Well... do you think, if I'm "nerd" I don't understand nothing? 548 00:44:34,870 --> 00:44:38,240 Come on... let's go... Let's see the women's baths! 549 00:44:38,410 --> 00:44:40,110 What are you doing?! 550 00:44:40,310 --> 00:44:42,710 It's one minute matter. Help to climb! 551 00:44:44,090 --> 00:44:46,230 Don't you understand it's prohibited? 552 00:44:46,420 --> 00:44:48,880 Oh, please! Please! 553 00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,640 No! It's prohibited, don't you understand? 554 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,480 Go to hell! 555 00:44:57,950 --> 00:45:00,000 I was wrong about you! 556 00:45:00,550 --> 00:45:04,670 Get lost, daddy's little son! 557 00:45:11,670 --> 00:45:13,925 Alright! Silence! Quiet! Misha... light! 558 00:45:14,025 --> 00:45:16,125 Sound... sound on! Quiet! 559 00:45:16,150 --> 00:45:19,400 Action! Action! 560 00:45:27,829 --> 00:45:38,510 I do not know anything else, I am a little worm, the mad world rushes by. 561 00:45:39,989 --> 00:45:51,030 We are creating with our hands weightless thin tissue, the beauty is palpable. 562 00:45:52,269 --> 00:46:03,750 A sea was filled to the brim drop by drop, the stones became solid grit by grit, eternity is probably so long. 563 00:46:04,989 --> 00:46:17,030 I would just make my tiny contribution, to weave at least a thread a silk during my short life. 564 00:46:35,670 --> 00:46:37,510 - What are you doing?! - And what are you doing?! 565 00:46:38,510 --> 00:46:39,429 Know to read? 566 00:46:39,829 --> 00:46:41,190 DON'T TEAR THE FLOWERS! 567 00:46:41,510 --> 00:46:43,110 DON'T WALK ON THE LAWN! 568 00:47:11,909 --> 00:47:12,909 - Here... - Ok. 569 00:47:13,290 --> 00:47:15,790 Ah... never mind! - Is this your show? 570 00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,110 Never mind! - It's mine... 571 00:47:18,030 --> 00:47:19,110 Why aren't you at school?! 572 00:47:19,829 --> 00:47:21,550 We went to the hospital with Grigoriev... 573 00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:25,939 Yes, I've got a "five" mark today... - Gorokhov is... sick... he is often sick... 574 00:47:25,989 --> 00:47:26,629 Who is sick!? 575 00:47:28,190 --> 00:47:29,030 Have you picked it for yourself? 576 00:47:30,349 --> 00:47:33,349 Your bunch of flowers is... beggar! - What?! You're beggar yourself! 577 00:47:33,909 --> 00:47:35,429 A good bunch! Hmm... 578 00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:40,909 Can you give me your mobile number? 579 00:47:41,590 --> 00:47:42,829 Maybe I'll see you... Ok? 580 00:47:43,190 --> 00:47:43,590 Ok! 581 00:47:44,429 --> 00:47:45,269 Ok... 582 00:47:52,590 --> 00:47:53,909 Have you fallen for this girl? 583 00:47:54,909 --> 00:47:57,750 Women are not your passion... Learning is your passion! 584 00:47:59,670 --> 00:48:01,030 She dances well... 585 00:48:03,909 --> 00:48:04,750 Where is this tower?! 586 00:48:10,510 --> 00:48:12,750 I remember my artistic youth... 587 00:48:13,429 --> 00:48:15,510 And what? Was you dancing?! 588 00:48:16,510 --> 00:48:17,429 No, I was singing... 589 00:48:18,590 --> 00:48:21,590 We have singing lessons up to 4th grade... And a wonderful teacher! 590 00:48:22,829 --> 00:48:27,110 Then he retired on a pension... I met him here recently... 591 00:48:27,590 --> 00:48:28,909 He says... "you sing wonderful"... 592 00:48:30,030 --> 00:48:33,269 - What?! Are you singing?! - A little... I sang... 593 00:48:34,590 --> 00:48:37,510 - Well... now we have no singing lessons... - It's interesting! 594 00:48:43,989 --> 00:48:46,829 Pretty story... emotional... I almost did cry... 595 00:48:48,030 --> 00:48:50,989 - By the way... a surprise will be soon! - What surprise again? I'm tired already! 596 00:48:52,909 --> 00:48:57,989 - Here we are! We got it! - What!? Did we hurry up here?! 597 00:48:58,510 --> 00:49:02,030 Yes! Didn't you know where we go to? 598 00:49:02,130 --> 00:49:02,540 Yes, if I knew, I never go here! 599 00:49:02,590 --> 00:49:04,510 Then why was you after me all the day? 600 00:49:05,030 --> 00:49:06,510 - Me? After you? - Well, wait! 601 00:49:10,750 --> 00:49:12,269 Oh! What a meeting! 602 00:49:15,110 --> 00:49:16,750 I said, "a surprise"... 603 00:49:18,030 --> 00:49:19,190 Am I bothering you? 604 00:49:19,829 --> 00:49:22,429 N-no... We were... talking... 605 00:49:22,829 --> 00:49:29,110 Alright... I'm in a hurry for the TV studio... Okay, bye-bye... See you later! 606 00:49:32,030 --> 00:49:32,909 Wait a minute! 607 00:49:37,030 --> 00:49:38,190 We're also going there... 608 00:49:41,590 --> 00:49:43,429 Ok. Sit down, I'll bring you there... 609 00:49:49,590 --> 00:49:50,349 Please... 610 00:49:50,750 --> 00:49:51,730 - May be here? - Yeah... 611 00:50:08,269 --> 00:50:09,030 Are you going to the casting? 612 00:50:09,670 --> 00:50:11,429 I don't need castings a long ago... 613 00:50:12,110 --> 00:50:13,510 We are invited! 614 00:50:14,510 --> 00:50:16,110 - And you? - And me... 615 00:50:16,989 --> 00:50:18,590 He is a backup dancer! 616 00:50:19,909 --> 00:50:22,909 Yeah... talent will out! Where are your parents? 617 00:50:23,750 --> 00:50:26,510 Oh! We are self-reliant, no need parents... 618 00:50:27,510 --> 00:50:29,909 - Hello... - Yes, we are self-reliant... - Hello... 619 00:50:30,909 --> 00:50:34,750 - Ah, Marina! Hello, my sweetie! - Hello... - How's yours? 620 00:50:35,190 --> 00:50:36,429 - Fine! - Give regards to your dad! - OK... 621 00:50:40,590 --> 00:50:43,349 Okay, guys... bye-bye... I'm in a hurry! 622 00:50:44,510 --> 00:50:46,269 - Hello... - Hello... 623 00:50:46,670 --> 00:50:47,030 Stop! Where are you going? 624 00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:48,750 Ah... We saw advertisement! 625 00:50:49,269 --> 00:50:51,909 You can't enter here without a permit! Come out quickly! 626 00:50:52,009 --> 00:50:53,060 Mister policeman! They are with me... let them pass... 627 00:50:53,110 --> 00:50:53,510 - Yes, we are with her... - We are with her... 628 00:50:54,510 --> 00:50:56,429 - Come in... - All right? - Come, come... 629 00:50:56,750 --> 00:50:57,110 Yes, yes... 630 00:50:59,510 --> 00:51:00,750 "KID'S STAR FACTORY" CASTING 631 00:51:01,429 --> 00:51:01,829 OK... going out, do not stop... Guys! Dears! No need to fight! 632 00:51:01,929 --> 00:51:02,829 Oh, please... Mommy, take away... 633 00:51:05,269 --> 00:51:07,269 - Come here... - Let him go... 634 00:51:17,030 --> 00:51:19,670 What will you do? Singing, dancing? You don't know nothing! 635 00:51:20,590 --> 00:51:22,829 The main thing is a talent! Talent will out! 636 00:51:27,510 --> 00:51:29,030 Watch out! Sorry! 637 00:51:36,429 --> 00:51:37,349 Who will be next!? Already prepared? 638 00:51:39,190 --> 00:51:42,670 Oh! How nervous guy... Well, we'll on the top another way! 639 00:51:43,429 --> 00:51:44,110 What? 640 00:51:44,590 --> 00:51:45,429 We'll see! 641 00:51:46,750 --> 00:51:49,549 OK... take this kid away, please! Well, I just asked! 642 00:51:49,599 --> 00:51:53,280 OK... have you come to the casting? OK... don't bother... silence... 643 00:51:53,349 --> 00:51:56,299 OK, enough... Have you made up the boy, huh? 644 00:51:56,349 --> 00:51:57,939 Well... It's not a gym! Calm down, please! 645 00:51:57,989 --> 00:52:01,909 Anyway! Look here... OK... look here... 646 00:52:02,009 --> 00:52:03,700 Well, blow up the make-up! Blow up the make-up! Blow up! 647 00:52:03,750 --> 00:52:05,590 - Hey! - Hurrah-ah! 648 00:52:09,310 --> 00:52:10,429 Well, OK! 649 00:52:11,510 --> 00:52:12,670 - What are we going to do? - Please... 650 00:52:16,269 --> 00:52:18,269 Do you have acting experience? 651 00:52:18,829 --> 00:52:19,590 Sure! 652 00:52:20,429 --> 00:52:21,670 Do you know anything, eh? 653 00:52:22,030 --> 00:52:25,429 - Yes! - Look here... - I was playing a sick... at school... in the play... 654 00:52:26,829 --> 00:52:28,920 No, no... we don't need sick ones... 655 00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:36,440 Well, come on! Sing us something, a lyrical song... 656 00:52:37,750 --> 00:52:43,510 - Hmm... No, not that... la-la-la-la-la-la-la... no... - Well, have you read? 657 00:52:43,909 --> 00:52:47,269 About our producer... "Bastard children of the famous showman"! Atta man! 658 00:52:47,750 --> 00:52:48,909 Well, quiet! 659 00:52:53,829 --> 00:52:57,079 No fun, no school? The school can't exist without fun. 660 00:52:57,079 --> 00:53:00,840 Why we need to learn everything, if we can run away with a friend... 661 00:53:00,909 --> 00:53:04,590 - OK! Enough, buddy! - You are adults, you'll never... - All clear! 662 00:53:05,190 --> 00:53:06,510 No more... Go to your place... 663 00:53:07,829 --> 00:53:09,190 Go, go... 664 00:53:13,590 --> 00:53:14,909 Do you even know how to sing? 665 00:53:15,590 --> 00:53:16,510 Actually, I do... 666 00:53:18,750 --> 00:53:20,349 I'm out of form today... May be tomorrow? 667 00:53:20,829 --> 00:53:22,110 Altogether, do you have a good ear for music? 668 00:53:30,190 --> 00:53:32,829 You know ... We had singing lessons up to the 4th grade... 669 00:53:33,909 --> 00:53:35,989 But then they terminated... Because our teacher retired on a pension... 670 00:53:36,829 --> 00:53:37,670 Don't you want to get up!? 671 00:53:38,190 --> 00:53:40,190 - Recently I met him... - Come on, buddy... 672 00:53:42,110 --> 00:53:43,030 Well, what next? 673 00:53:46,110 --> 00:53:51,750 Ahem... I remember... I was his favorite pupil, he believed in me! 674 00:53:52,670 --> 00:53:58,190 He said... He said that... I have talent... 675 00:53:58,750 --> 00:53:59,989 It needs to develop... 676 00:54:01,349 --> 00:54:02,670 But then the singing lessons terminated... 677 00:54:03,190 --> 00:54:03,829 What!? 678 00:54:04,670 --> 00:54:05,429 And what? 679 00:54:10,670 --> 00:54:19,670 He is so old... wrinkled... with a stick... walks slowly... 680 00:54:20,670 --> 00:54:25,269 He says: "Vityusha... how are you? Singing?" 681 00:54:26,030 --> 00:54:30,269 I say, "No... I'm very busy..." 682 00:54:31,510 --> 00:54:39,030 He shrank... doubled up... like broken... half-and-half... 683 00:54:39,829 --> 00:54:43,840 I thought he was bad... 684 00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:48,000 But now I realized that he felt bad for me 685 00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:52,000 Because I did not meet his expectations... 686 00:54:52,429 --> 00:54:53,349 Oh-oh-oh! 687 00:55:10,670 --> 00:55:12,269 Original child! 688 00:55:13,110 --> 00:55:17,269 - Child!? - Of course! Yes! - This is a savage from the street! 689 00:55:17,670 --> 00:55:23,360 What organic! Yes, we will work with him, we'll make it right... The boy is live... 690 00:55:23,410 --> 00:55:24,410 - Sensitive... - Yeah... 691 00:55:24,510 --> 00:55:25,510 - Sensitive? 692 00:55:26,110 --> 00:55:29,750 And this... singing teacher... is not your relative, eh? 693 00:55:36,349 --> 00:55:38,269 Hello! U-hu! 694 00:55:38,590 --> 00:55:40,030 - Wait a minute... Stop! Where are you going? - What? - You have not been there! 695 00:55:42,349 --> 00:55:43,349 Jumping the queue! 696 00:55:46,670 --> 00:55:51,269 - Didn't they make you up?! Hurry up! Come on... - Just wait! 697 00:55:51,670 --> 00:55:52,110 Leave me alone! 698 00:55:53,349 --> 00:55:53,909 When is our turn? 699 00:55:55,909 --> 00:55:57,750 My potentialities are wonderful! 700 00:55:59,670 --> 00:56:02,590 But then... the singing lesson was over... 701 00:56:03,429 --> 00:56:04,110 So what? 702 00:56:04,989 --> 00:56:09,670 Like Oscar Wilde: the man whom our age is looking for and is afraid that had found... 703 00:56:11,909 --> 00:56:14,909 - May I come in? - Please... - ...And recently I met him... 704 00:56:15,590 --> 00:56:18,190 He is so old... wrinkled... 705 00:56:21,190 --> 00:56:25,110 - ...so hard... - Neck hurts? - Sprained... 706 00:56:28,989 --> 00:56:30,440 No... no, you know... I have nobody! 707 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:35,360 The show starts in a week, and I have no the boy, the host of the show... 708 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:36,679 Well, there's nobody! 709 00:56:38,110 --> 00:56:44,360 Millions of people will be watching us! We need good rating! We need to make ratings! 710 00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:46,760 I am interested only in the ratings now... 711 00:56:48,510 --> 00:56:54,679 OK... The fifth... the sixth... and the seventh to read it ... 712 00:56:54,679 --> 00:56:57,159 In the second one you must to rewrite the text... 713 00:56:57,159 --> 00:56:59,989 Have you seen it? Well, have you seen how my story goes!? 714 00:57:01,269 --> 00:57:04,429 It's MY story! You just replicate it... 715 00:57:05,269 --> 00:57:09,429 - Yes... well, you grudge it? - Yes, I don't, but why do you lie?! 716 00:57:10,110 --> 00:57:14,590 "He is so old... walking with a stick..." But he jogs every day and cycles! 717 00:57:16,269 --> 00:57:17,110 I'm sorry! 718 00:57:18,349 --> 00:57:20,190 But "he is old and with a stick" is emotional... 719 00:57:21,110 --> 00:57:23,349 Emotional? That's a lie! 720 00:57:23,909 --> 00:57:25,269 It is better to lose fairly than to win with the tricks! 721 00:57:25,829 --> 00:57:28,190 - I've heard it... - Yes, my dad says... 722 00:57:29,909 --> 00:57:33,670 Okay... Did you see TV stars here? 723 00:57:35,269 --> 00:57:37,829 - No, I didn’t... - Oh! 724 00:57:41,510 --> 00:57:42,750 Let's go to find her... 725 00:57:43,190 --> 00:57:44,429 Well, let's go... 726 00:57:45,750 --> 00:57:47,670 Oh! Look, a door! Maybe she's there? 727 00:57:49,030 --> 00:57:51,349 - Nobody is here... - Let's go! It's interesting! 728 00:57:54,829 --> 00:57:58,110 - Now we close them! - But why? - Let them rest! 729 00:57:58,989 --> 00:58:03,750 Tell me who does the ratings all these years on your bloody TV? 730 00:58:04,750 --> 00:58:10,190 They have arranged this newspaper hounding... They do not know who Yury Semenovich... 731 00:58:10,290 --> 00:58:11,190 They do not know with whom they have got involved... 732 00:58:11,590 --> 00:58:14,429 But they'll know that there are people with whom getting involved is dangerous for life! 733 00:58:15,429 --> 00:58:18,679 I came here not just for a "long time" I came "forever"! 734 00:58:18,679 --> 00:58:21,079 And I'll not go away! 735 00:58:29,429 --> 00:58:31,349 Open the door! 736 00:58:34,349 --> 00:58:35,429 Oh... 737 00:58:35,750 --> 00:58:38,190 All is lost! All is lost... 738 00:59:09,510 --> 00:59:16,670 No... no... This is terrible... It's no good... Everything is not suitable! 739 00:59:17,110 --> 00:59:19,360 - Everything? - Yes, dear! Everything! 740 00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:24,169 Girls, understand me, we need a unique boy. A unique kid! 741 00:59:24,269 --> 00:59:27,750 Otherwise, we can assume the show failed! 742 00:59:28,510 --> 00:59:31,269 Yes, I think so too... It sucks! 743 00:59:32,590 --> 00:59:36,190 - We need... an emo or goth... or... - What?? 744 00:59:37,510 --> 00:59:39,829 Think up something else! What an abomination! 745 00:59:41,269 --> 00:59:44,909 Remember, Edward, I'm a conservative in regard to children! 746 00:59:45,349 --> 00:59:47,760 - You don't say so! - Yes, I do! 747 00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:51,889 Once again you wear the shorts, you'll work a lighting technician, holiday-maker! 748 00:59:51,989 --> 00:59:52,909 It's too hot... 749 00:59:53,429 --> 00:59:54,989 - Yuri Semenovich... - I hear... 750 00:59:55,269 --> 00:59:57,110 - Please pay attention to this boy! He is very organic! 751 00:59:58,429 --> 01:00:01,670 - Bright! Expressive! - Hmm... - A very good boy, really! 752 01:00:02,030 --> 01:00:05,110 - Very sensitive... - Yeah? Sensitive? - Respects his teachers! 753 01:00:05,670 --> 01:00:08,269 Well, I don't know, I don't know, girls... 754 01:00:09,670 --> 01:00:12,829 - The face is so familiar... But where is he? - Here... 755 01:00:13,269 --> 01:00:14,429 - Where is he, this boy? - We can show him... 756 01:00:14,829 --> 01:00:18,110 - We will show... - OK, show me him! 757 01:00:18,210 --> 01:00:18,859 He has a rich imagination also! 758 01:00:18,909 --> 01:00:20,030 Go and work, goth! 759 01:00:24,590 --> 01:00:26,750 Finish! It's the end! 760 01:00:34,190 --> 01:00:35,269 I know what to do! 761 01:00:35,750 --> 01:00:43,510 "I know what to do"... You, Batman! You only need a mask and a coat! Batman with glasses... 762 01:00:46,190 --> 01:00:48,510 Don't be afraid, you! Follow me! 763 01:00:54,909 --> 01:00:57,510 Don't worry, everything was good at the rehearsal! 764 01:00:57,989 --> 01:00:58,909 - Is it true? - Of course! 765 01:00:59,670 --> 01:01:02,349 Oh! You look great! 766 01:01:03,510 --> 01:01:07,110 - Thank you... - Are you... for the first time? - Well, yes... 767 01:01:07,670 --> 01:01:10,110 A-ah, don't worry! I will help! 768 01:01:10,510 --> 01:01:12,429 - You will help? - Sure! 769 01:01:12,829 --> 01:01:15,960 - OK, "husband" and "wife", are you ready? In 3 minutes we'll on air. 770 01:01:16,010 --> 01:01:17,010 - "Wife", you remember? We start with you... - Yes! 771 01:01:17,110 --> 01:01:20,040 I don't understand, where is the child? 772 01:01:20,090 --> 01:01:21,090 Ah... in a few seconds... She comes, her parents are coming with her... 773 01:01:21,190 --> 01:01:23,909 There's no time. We'll start without her. When she appears, right on the stage! "Wife," let's go! 774 01:01:24,349 --> 01:01:28,750 - Wait a minute! Good luck! - Ugh, ugh, ugh... 775 01:01:29,269 --> 01:01:32,030 - Yeah... Volodya, ready? - Man, go to the stage! 776 01:01:32,590 --> 01:01:35,429 - Light! - But I go out later... - Well, go away! 777 01:01:35,670 --> 01:01:36,349 - OK! Got it! - Do not bother! 778 01:01:40,190 --> 01:01:45,119 We continue our show "The doors slam". 779 01:01:45,169 --> 01:01:46,169 Many years ago the husband slammed the door and ran away from home... 780 01:01:46,269 --> 01:01:49,829 Today we will see how two spouses meet after years of separation... 781 01:01:50,190 --> 01:01:53,360 The husband doesn't knows that his wife is waiting for him here, in our studio. 782 01:01:53,360 --> 01:02:01,329 We'll see how is the meeting of the two former spouses who beloved each other. 783 01:02:01,429 --> 01:02:02,750 - "Kids"? - Kids, who else?! 784 01:02:03,590 --> 01:02:05,590 - What? What? Where? - To the studio... Hurry up! 785 01:02:06,269 --> 01:02:08,510 Please tell me how much time you have not seen your husband? 786 01:02:09,190 --> 01:02:09,989 Yeah... 787 01:02:11,590 --> 01:02:13,670 Poor woman, her emotions overwhelmed! 788 01:02:14,190 --> 01:02:15,379 So long... 789 01:02:15,529 --> 01:02:17,729 He never called and inquired about the fate of his daughter? 790 01:02:17,829 --> 01:02:22,190 - N-no... - What a bastard! 791 01:02:23,590 --> 01:02:28,670 - Hush! Let's go, go... - Whoa! Who are you? 792 01:02:29,110 --> 01:02:32,190 - They told us to go to the studio... - Quick-quick-quick-quick... 793 01:02:32,510 --> 01:02:37,280 "There are women in the Russian villages ..." The great poet Nekrasov wrote it in the 19th century. 794 01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:42,159 The poet of 21th century was not born yet to describe the hardships of this heroic woman... 795 01:02:42,159 --> 01:02:47,510 For 10 years she fought against all the troubles of our hard life... 796 01:02:47,829 --> 01:02:51,190 - Who are you? I have a daughter! - I don't know, they told us... - It is clear... 797 01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:53,840 - Get out! Get out of here... 798 01:02:53,930 --> 01:02:54,930 For 10 years she brought up her daughter alone... 799 01:02:55,030 --> 01:02:57,349 I think, her former husband must answer all the questions now... 800 01:02:59,269 --> 01:03:02,989 - Who are you? - Your mom! - I have a mother! 801 01:03:03,590 --> 01:03:06,030 This is TV, everything happens here... 802 01:03:13,030 --> 01:03:13,989 Where's a girl!? 803 01:03:15,510 --> 01:03:19,670 - Where did they come from?? - Get rid of them! - How? They were on the stage already! 804 01:03:20,590 --> 01:03:30,989 Find any girl... any girl... Tell the "husband"... Warn the "husband"... 805 01:03:31,089 --> 01:03:31,989 I'll fire you! .. 806 01:03:32,110 --> 01:03:33,510 Wait a second... 807 01:03:34,190 --> 01:03:35,750 The moment of truth is coming... 808 01:03:36,030 --> 01:03:38,030 Man, wait... Man, there are two boys! Understand? Two boys! 809 01:03:38,130 --> 01:03:38,620 It's okay! 810 01:03:38,670 --> 01:03:43,030 - Put the glass! The glass! - Pardon! Volodya, it's alright? 811 01:03:43,130 --> 01:03:43,700 - Boys... boys out there... 812 01:03:43,750 --> 01:03:47,909 Man... who slams doors, the husband of our heroic woman! 813 01:03:48,829 --> 01:03:50,590 Oh! Our dad is coming! 814 01:03:55,110 --> 01:03:57,429 Oh! She is here! Why did you call her up?! 815 01:03:58,190 --> 01:04:00,670 It's a surprise! Your former wife have a number of hard-hitting questions... 816 01:04:01,110 --> 01:04:03,429 Yes? And who are they? Where is my daughter?? 817 01:04:05,590 --> 01:04:10,670 Don't you recognize me?! Have you forgotten how many children do you have?! 818 01:04:11,510 --> 01:04:14,030 - And how many children I have!? - What a difference! Work on the script... 819 01:04:14,349 --> 01:04:16,190 - Ah ... Where's the girl?? - Son... 820 01:04:17,030 --> 01:04:19,269 Where is my daughter? Where is my daughter? My daughter... 821 01:04:19,670 --> 01:04:23,110 - Dad! Dad! - Grigoriev! - Don't you like sons, huh?! 822 01:04:23,590 --> 01:04:24,750 - Daddy! Dad! - I have a daughter... I don't know these boys! 823 01:04:25,349 --> 01:04:27,190 - Daddy! Dad! - I don't know where my... I don't... I go... 824 01:04:28,510 --> 01:04:31,269 - Grigoriev! - Why don't you know?! Daddy! 825 01:04:32,429 --> 01:04:37,349 - Look at your daddy... Prodigal! - Where is my daughter? My daughter... 826 01:04:40,829 --> 01:04:45,909 - Daddy! Dad! Dad! Dad! 827 01:04:46,349 --> 01:04:49,429 - Start quickly... Throw him something... Start, hurry up! - Yeah... I... I can... 828 01:04:49,909 --> 01:04:52,590 - Where is a girl? - Don't sit on your site, join... 829 01:04:53,429 --> 01:04:54,909 - Where were you for 10 years?! - Mom, what are you?! 830 01:04:55,429 --> 01:04:59,349 More energetic! Threaten! Don't fear, paid for all! 831 01:04:59,449 --> 01:04:59,779 Beat him more... 832 01:04:59,829 --> 01:05:07,429 - I haven't slept by nights, working on two jobs! - I think, it's good... You can call the guard. 833 01:05:09,269 --> 01:05:10,750 - Do not! - I brought them up alone, raised them up! 834 01:05:11,110 --> 01:05:11,909 Security... Guards! 835 01:05:15,269 --> 01:05:17,349 The tension in the studio reaches its culmination! 836 01:05:18,670 --> 01:05:20,750 - Where are you going?! Get off your hands! 837 01:05:23,829 --> 01:05:26,710 - Advertising... Advertising... - Let me go, I said! 838 01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:29,920 - Advertising! - I said, let me go! - Advertising... 839 01:05:31,190 --> 01:05:32,349 Gorokhov, hold on! 840 01:05:33,429 --> 01:05:35,510 Quietly, "Mother", quietly... 841 01:05:40,190 --> 01:05:41,750 - How are you? - Normally... - Yeah... 842 01:05:42,190 --> 01:05:43,349 - Does it hurt - Nope... 843 01:05:44,829 --> 01:05:51,510 - Vigorous children... - What children! - Well... Boys... so temperamental... 844 01:05:52,750 --> 01:05:53,909 When will I fire you? 845 01:05:55,750 --> 01:05:57,349 Where did you get these crooks? It's the air show... 846 01:05:57,750 --> 01:05:59,510 - Did you hit yourself? - Okay... - Alright, it will heal for the wedding! 847 01:06:00,269 --> 01:06:00,989 Thank you, guys! 848 01:06:01,909 --> 01:06:02,670 - You are welcome! - Good for you! 849 01:06:03,190 --> 01:06:07,989 - Guys... - Live show... - Where is a girl, eh? 850 01:06:11,670 --> 01:06:17,909 Mom... Dad... A-ah... Mom... Dad... 851 01:06:18,909 --> 01:06:21,219 And you're here! 852 01:06:21,269 --> 01:06:22,829 What are you doing here? 853 01:06:28,909 --> 01:06:31,590 - Did you like it? - It was remarkable... 854 01:06:32,190 --> 01:06:34,030 Pineapples in champagne! Pineapples in champagne! 855 01:06:34,429 --> 01:06:34,909 Clowns! 856 01:06:36,269 --> 01:06:43,030 Surprisingly tasty, sparkling and sharp! I'm something Norwegian! 857 01:06:43,590 --> 01:06:45,190 A-ah... Where is everyone? 858 01:06:46,190 --> 01:06:46,909 Who is "everyone"? 859 01:06:47,750 --> 01:06:49,909 I'm something Spanish! 860 01:06:50,429 --> 01:06:52,190 A-ah... The casting for the show? 861 01:06:53,030 --> 01:06:54,750 That's it! The show ended, boys... 862 01:06:55,829 --> 01:07:01,269 - But results? - It's over... - Let's go... 863 01:07:02,269 --> 01:07:06,829 I'm inspired! And take up my pen! 864 01:07:07,349 --> 01:07:08,510 - Let's go! - Yeah... 865 01:07:12,269 --> 01:07:16,030 - Oh! You! Hello! - Hey! - Hey! 866 01:07:16,670 --> 01:07:19,110 How are you? OK? 867 01:07:19,429 --> 01:07:23,989 - Yeah, alright! We've starred in a show! - Wow-wow... wow... - Congratulations! 868 01:07:27,269 --> 01:07:29,909 - Thank you... - Want me to bring you out? - Oh! With pleasure! 869 01:07:30,750 --> 01:07:31,349 Well, if it's not difficult for you... 870 01:07:34,349 --> 01:07:39,349 - Alice! - Coming... - Oops! 871 01:07:40,030 --> 01:07:42,829 - Where do I bring you out? - How much must I wait!? - Coming, Dad... 872 01:07:43,590 --> 01:07:44,750 - Nowhere! - Me too... 873 01:07:45,909 --> 01:07:47,190 Okay, see you later... 874 01:07:48,190 --> 01:07:49,269 Wow! 875 01:07:54,510 --> 01:07:55,779 Phew... 876 01:07:55,829 --> 01:07:57,779 "KID'S TEARS FACTORY" 877 01:07:57,829 --> 01:07:59,190 Yeah! How do you like this 'Alice'?! 878 01:07:59,909 --> 01:08:01,829 Her father is a real monster! 879 01:08:03,030 --> 01:08:04,670 Children are not responsible for their fathers! 880 01:08:05,909 --> 01:08:06,989 It would be nice! 881 01:08:08,349 --> 01:08:10,750 What a beautiful name: "Alice!" 882 01:08:12,030 --> 01:08:14,670 U-uh... "Fiancé"! 883 01:08:15,989 --> 01:08:18,590 - Who is the "fiancé"?! - You are "fiancé"! 884 01:08:19,350 --> 01:08:21,069 Am I the "fiancé"?! 885 01:08:57,510 --> 01:08:59,350 Listen, Ilya... Hit me the eye... 886 01:09:00,670 --> 01:09:01,989 Why, Vitya!? 887 01:09:02,430 --> 01:09:03,510 Well, maybe a bruise will appear... 888 01:09:04,430 --> 01:09:05,989 Otherwise, my father will beat me for this truancy... 889 01:09:09,270 --> 01:09:10,270 And yours, what will he do? 890 01:09:11,430 --> 01:09:12,750 I don't know, perhaps, he will say something... 891 01:09:13,229 --> 01:09:13,909 And what? 892 01:09:15,069 --> 01:09:18,829 For example, "the smart learns from mistakes of others, but the fool on his own "... 893 01:09:20,750 --> 01:09:22,430 - That's all? - That's all! 894 01:09:24,670 --> 01:09:29,479 Listen, Ilya... Can I go to you now? 895 01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:32,069 Otherwise, think up what we will tell at the school tomorrow... 896 01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:35,750 Of course! You'll meet my Dad! 897 01:09:38,510 --> 01:09:41,750 Phew... Will he tell me something? 898 01:09:43,270 --> 01:09:44,670 Sure! +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ + T h e D e a f B o y s F o r B o y s G r o u p + +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ E N J O Y this SRT SUBTITLE R e l e a s e http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1411757 Ostorozhno, Deti! - Caution, kids! 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