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[LAUGHTER]

Look, they are fine.

I'm only trying to vibe.

It's their birthday, sis.

It's their birthday.

It's illegal now.

It ain't illegal, but sis.

Oh my god.

You can't say shit like that, bro.

Oh, now we got to stop fishing and give

us some kind of random girl.

She's not some random girl.

We've been like flirting with each other

since fucking grade eight.

I got to at least shoot

my shot before I leave.

This works to be fishy.

I have every girl in

town, every single room.

That's terrible.

That's not true.

That's not true.

Oh my god.

I'm so sorry.

Holy shit.

I'm so sorry.

Are you OK?

Is my next to this?

Oh, you're good.

I'm going to be honest,

and I'm going to tell her

I'm leaving in three weeks

if that least one's banging.

That must have been God's plan.

That's out of my hands.

You know what I mean?

Oh, OK.

You got to slow down.

You got to slow down.

I'm sorry.

I'm actually used to driving

boats that drive like this,

not this.

You actually get your boating license.

I've been operating heavy

machinery since I was eight.

OK.

Oh, shit.

Sorry.

You know, it's an idea.

Oh, wait.

I don't think boating

licenses are like a real thing.

It's like a formality.

You guys got it?

Yeah.

OK.

OK, grab that rope at the end.

Oh my gosh.

That's a fucking death

experience right there.

Christ.

OK.

Oh.

I made it.

I'm just going to take a life.

You got this.

Have fun in there.

Thank you.

You be safe, kid.

Wrap it up.

Oh my God.

Oh, my back is thrown.

I know.

It's my neck.

They're like-- they're

a medical marvel, right?

That's true.

They like share our UTIs.

That is true.

Right?

We need them.

Yeah, you're welcome.

They're fine for us.

We should fight for them.

So you said you were

leaving town really soon, right?

22 days.

OK, shit.

It's like that.

You have to do a countdown.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, there is one thing I'll really

miss about this place.

Her hair is starting to melt.

It's going to ruin the surprise.

That looks like a shame.

It took me an hour.

Show me your hair, son.

No, so listen.

I had an uncle.

My aunt married this guy,

but then they got divorced.

But he had a guinea pig.

The pet smart that he bought it from, he

had-- she had a kid.

And the kid gave me the drugs.

Uh, so a literal stranger.

No, no, no, listen.

He said that they're super

rare and that they're from South

America, Africa.

Do you just chew them?

I'll look it up.

Yeah, yeah.

How do you spell hallucinogenic?

Yeah, it's Africa.

I don't know.

My trumps.

Um, I think when I chew them, we're like,

maybe I heard you can

make like some type of

verbal tea with them or some shit.

Finally.

No, we're not making tea with them.

I heard if you make tea with them, you

can't draw how you get it.

Did you?

What were you doing?

Not now, Mom.

You guys think we're very busy, huh?

I'm trying to do drugs, Mom.

[laughs]

I-- I-- OK, wow, wow, wow.

OK.

[cheering]

I mean, if you're driving like that.

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Before we get too far into it, should we

make like an emergency

plan just in case-- in

case anything bad happens?

No, nothing bad is going to happen.

That's like the whole point of shrooms.

Nothing bad happens on shrooms.

What if one of us like gets too high and

like says something fucked up

and it like changes the

fabric of our friendship forever?

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Um, 10, 2.5.

No, not the whole

bag. That's way too many.

Yeah, that's why you

gotta get your weight up.

2. Eliot.

You old bitch.

Now you experience a fucking-- I don't

know, like a new level of consciousness

or some shit tonight.

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Bro. Bro.

Oh my god. You're cropping.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Don't you guys wanna get there?

Yeah, let's go. All right, 1, 2, 3.

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I can't do it.

[screaming]

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Oh, I'm scared.

Are you?

No, actually I'm a

little-- I'm a little scared too.

I'm weirdly not.

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What the fuck was that?

Um, there are bears

here. Okay, um, let's--

My mom told me. Shut up.

Let's just be normal, guys, and talk

about something normal.

Something--

Let's just talk about something normal.

Um, can you like talk about your hopes

and dreams or something?

Eliot, please. My hopes and dreams?

Fucking yes, hopes and dreams.

Word, word. I've got

hopes and dreams. Okay.

Well, I'm-- I'm just excited that my life

is like finally about to start.

Um, I don't know.

Even though the world is like literally

on fire and full of uneducated racists,

I'm just like trying to

force myself to have hope.

I just feel like moving to Toronto and

like living in a city, going to school,

like it all just feels right, you know?

Ugh, like mad respect to my ancestors,

but I do not want to

be a third generation.

I can't be a third generation cranberry

farmer and like live in

a town with 300 people.

And I always feel bad every time I say

that, but it's like,

I've got energy. I've

got hype. Like the world--

The world is literally our fucking

oyster. Like we've got to

live, you know what I mean?

Yeah.

Holy shit.

Oh my god. Are you

tripping? Are you guys tripping?

I don't know.

I feel like grooving,

man. I feel like grooving.

What the fuck?

Ru-- Ru--

Oh, oh my god.

Oh my god.

Row!

I feel like grooving, man.

Wow.

I don't feel anything.

You know, it's because you don't tell her

you're drunk as well.

What the fuck?

Hey, freak.

Who are you?

Oh my god, this is Maud Island.

Oh my god, I used to love this place.

Damn, it's a shame some

dickhead rich guy bought it all up.

Sucks.

Oh.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh yes. Oh yes.

Oh my god, I miss chemicals.

Who the fuck are you?

Where did you come from?

You tell me. You're the one that took a

bunch of mushrooms and summoned me here.

You work for my dad? Did he

send you here to spy on me?

That is so something you would do.

No.

That's funny. But no.

God.

I don't know how to say this.

Yes.

Elliot, come on.

Dude, I'm you.

Well, I'm 39 year old you.

What?

What's up?

What the f- what are you talking about?

You're me.

Fuck off.

What?

You fuck off.

Your teeth.

Those aren't my teeth.

What about my teeth?

There's a fucking gap in your teeth. I

don't have a gap in my teeth.

Yeah, dude, fuck you. Wear your retainer.

And your hair.

It's so dry and it's dark.

Take it easy.

You bangs.

I don't have bangs. I have no plan.

Take it easy, bitch.

First of all.

And your boobs are

saggy. My boobs aren't saggy.

You can't even see my boobs.

I don't see it.

Oh my god.

Forgot how fucking dense I was.

Let me show you something.

This.

Right? Nine years old.

Falling off that tractor

out of the broken fence.

Hurt like hell.

Left boob.

One cup smaller than the right.

And no, it never catches up to the right.

But honestly, you get

used to it and it's okay.

Guys can't really tell.

Girls can.

But okay, more.

Um, okay.

Okay.

Ta-da!

It's our missing pinky toe.

Oh!

Remember? From the tequila accident at

Ruthie's second wedding?

Oh, fuck.

That has not happened yet.

Shit, I shouldn't have said that.

Actually, I kind of missed my toe.

Can I see it?

Holy shit.

Okay.

Am I?

Yeah.

Nice!

Okay.

I'm feeling it.

I'm having a reaction to the shrooms.

They are working.

I'm hallucinating.

I'm actually kind of

hot for being middle aged.

Okay, fuck you.

I'm 39 years old.

That's not middle aged.

No, that is middle aged.

No, it's not.

I am a very young adult.

Really?

Yes.

I'm kind of getting milky vibes.

Ooh, nobody says milky anymore.

I'm kind of gagging over it.

Nobody says gagging over it either.

So.

Wait, oh my god.

Okay.

Tell me everything.

Where do we live?

Do we have kids?

Are we like so happy and fulfilled?

I'm not sure. Are we like so happy and fulfilled?

Oh my god, that is, yeah, wow.

I forgot how simple everything seemed.

Wait, that sounds dark.

Do you die?

Am I dead?

Does the planet just burn up and like

explode and we all

just suffocate and die?

Oh my god, chill out.

No.

We're alive.

This is turning into a bad trip.

I feel this is turning into a bad trip.

And I'm trying to have a good time.

You're gonna give me a

fucking pain in the time.

Okay, no, chill.

Just tell me something good.

Um, something good.

Um.

Why are you struggling

to find something good?

Ooh.

From the future?

This is good.

I'm fucking psyched.

Okay, tell me.

That you are a PhD student.

Fuck yeah.

No.

What?

You're joking.

But I don't want to tell you in what

because I want you to have

something to look forward

to.

Look forward to?

Yeah.

Did you just tell me I'm in my forties

and I'm still in school?

Thirties.

Thirties.

Dude, what the fuck?

Did you honestly think that you were

gonna be married and

have multiple kids in your

dream job by the time you were 40?

Oh, you did?

Okay.

Wait.

I just got the best idea.

You tell me who the next apple is.

I'll invest now and we get insanely rich.

Okay, I don't think that's a good idea.

Why?

Because I don't know how this shit works.

I don't want to like fucking get bad

karma or like, I don't know.

One thing happens and then the other shit

happens and like, I don't know.

What is the point of this conversation?

If you can't give me some like solid

advice and I can just

make our life better.

That's not like the fix.

I don't, I don't think that's like...

You're telling me that wouldn't fix at

least a couple of your problems?

I don't think I...

Or is our life just so flawless and

perfect you don't

want to change anything?

Can you avoid anyone named Chad?

What?

Who the fuck is Chad?

You have one chance to tell your younger

self your biggest life

regrets and you ask me to

avoid someone named Chad?

Are you high?

No.

Just do it.

What's the weirdest fucking thing?

Oh my god.

Why didn't you answer?

I want to face

something wrong when I'm high.

Dude, I know mom can be

annoying but like be nice to her.

I'm so nice to mom.

I literally let her talk to me yesterday

about a hummingbird for 45 minutes.

That's cute.

It was annoying.

Honestly, you should hang out with her.

Like hang out with her.

Do stuff with her.

Oh my god.

That's what you look like mom.

That's what you look like.

You look exactly like mom.

What the fuck?

I know.

Do you get that?

Yes.

All the time everybody says that.

Everybody.

Holy shit.

That's crazy.

Everyone just turns into their mothers.

Yeah, basically.

Honestly, I thought it was a bad thing

but I kind of like it now.

Mom's cool.

It works.

It works?

Mom's cool.

Give me a hug.

Get in here.

This is so weird.

I thought I'd be happier at 40.

You are happy and I'm not 40 asshole.

You don't look happy.

I feel like you're

having a midlife crisis.

Well, I feel like you're high on

mushrooms so you don't know shit.

True.

I have an idea.

Can we kiss?

No.

What?

Why?

Why?

It's just a kiss.

It's not like sexual.

A kiss is innately sexual?

No it's not.

You don't want to know what

it's like to kiss yourself?

I mean yes I do but it's like you're

younger so it's weird.

Okay, can I at least touch my own ass?

Oh my god, you need to be locked up.

It's just so quick.

I'm not gonna like...

I'm not gonna shove tongue in your mouth.

Fine, kiss me.

I don't care.

Really?

Fine.

Oh my god.

What?

I just wanted to know if

it was like to kiss myself.

Okay.

Well now you know.

I loved it.

Now you know.

I'm fucking hot and you know it.

Okay, can I say one last thing?

Oh god.

I mean you already told me I'm a mature

student in the future so

it literally can't get any

worse.

No I'm serious.

You were so lucky.

Life will never be the

same as it is right now.

Great.

You're gonna go to the city and

everything's gonna be

exciting and busy and you don't

even go home for Thanksgiving this year.

You stay in the city.

You should go home.

The only thing you

can't get back is time.

When you get older it

goes by so fast dude.

So fast.

It sucks.

Elliot?

Elliot.

Oh my god.

Fine.

Where's your phone?

Phone.

To these.

To these.

Weirdo.

Oh.

And then the body's hanging and it

sounded like slightly beyond.

Like so beautiful and good.

And then like hundreds of smaller bodies

all came out of the woods.

They spoke Mandarin though so like I'm

not sure what the lyrics

meant but they felt beautiful.

I'm so jealous you guys had good trips.

Nah I mean many of you

ought to sell something as fuck.

I feel like you don't

tolerate drugs well Elliot.

Oh.

I didn't know you were here.

Yeah I go back a little bit ago.

I tried to call.

I had a cake for you.

No.

Yes.

Mom you guys had a cake?

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

No it's okay.

I thought I told you I

was leaving early with Ro.

Oh.

Well maybe you did you

know I probably forgot.

I'm sorry.

No don't be sorry.

Did you have fun?

Yeah.

You know I was so cold last night.

I was wondering if

you had enough blankets.

Yeah we were fine.

Well Lisa didn't rain you know I was

looking at the radar and

it said there was 15 percent

chance of rain at seven but

you know then it went east.

Yeah we were good.

Okay.

I'll give you to it.

[D tendon vibrates]

(sniffing)

What are you guys doing?

Mom, sir, what are you doing down here

at the aspect of dawn?

It's 11.

(laughing)

It's 11?

Shit.

(door slams)

I'm here, I'm here.

It's hard to leave.

Almost gave up on you, kiddo.

(soft music)

(door slams)

(birds chirping)

(soft music)

(screaming)

What the fuck?

Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

What the fuck?

How long have you been here for?

I've been here for like five minutes.

About five minutes then.

What were you doing

down there for so long?

That's some weird shit.

I was just swimming around.

I wasn't doing any weird stuff.

Okay, well, fuck, I'm naked.

So don't come over here.

Don't go under and open

your eyes or some shit.

Okay.

Just so you know,

there's like zero visibility down there.

Like I couldn't even see

like a subway sandwich tonight.

So, you're okay.

Okay, all right.

(water splashing)

I'll take the fun first day.

I learned so much

stuff about cranberries.

Did you know that

cranberry has four pockets of air?

Wait, you work here, Washington?

Yeah, boy.

Tom's actually such a cool guy.

You're lucky he's your dad.

I just know he's my dad.

You got the exact same face?

Sub, you're the girl version.

Hey. Same cheeks.

Thanks, I love hearing that.

It's really nice.

(water splashing)

What was your real name?

Chad.

What, what did you just say?

I said my name's Chad.

Is that short for anything?

Chadwick, Chandler,

Charles, Chad, Michael Murray?

That's just Chad.

Come on, run.

I gotta go, I gotta go.

Turn around, like close your eyes.

Just chill. We're supposed to be.

Hey, wait, what's in here?

It's red, red, bravado.

Like that guy?

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(screams)

(water splashing)

Ew, a bowl of rice.

That's never good.

You're supposed to be waterproof.

Well, what is this?

Cool, yeah, thanks, Spencer.

(door slams)

(sighs)

(soft music)

Holy shit, this works.

Who is this?

Who the fuck is this?

I'm serious, you do

not wanna fuck with me.

I'm not the one.

Oh wow, you sound so tough.

Elliot, you freak, it's me.

It's me, I put my number in

your phone the other night,

but honestly, I did not

know this was working.

Crazy.

Wait, so are you following all my advice

and hanging out with the family?

Oh, have you played golf with Max yet?

I really think you should.

No, no, I haven't

played golf with Max yet,

because up until two

hours ago in a minute, Chad,

I thought you were just a figment

of my fucked up mushroom grain.

So give me a fucking second.

Oh my God, you're so dramatic.

To comprehend the fact

that I'm on the phone

with my old ass.

I thought that was funny.

I didn't let you touch it, so I felt bad.

Wait, so are you like

at the bar right now?

It must be, oh, it's 6.30, oh my gosh.

You guys are gonna sit down for dinner,

that's so sweet.

Did dad make his salmon?

Oh, I miss salmon so much.

Eat all of it now

while you're still around.

You know, it would be so funny.

Do an official thing that mom loves,

it'll make her laugh.

Wait, is mom dead?

What?

Are you telling me to make mom laugh

because she's fucking dead?

No, no, no, we just can't do the fish,

no, she's totally alive, chill.

Thank God, I need to die before mom dies.

Dude, that's fucking dark.

I have to tell my dad

because he's shut up.

Wait a minute, hang on.

Wait a minute, David!

Look, dude, I gotta

go, I'll call you later.

(phone beeping)

(phone ringing)

Sweetheart, do you need anything else?

Here, yeah, can you pass me that?

I can't believe it was just like, real.

I know, me either, honestly.

So weird.

Okay, what do you do now?

I don't know, I guess you take my advice

and make our life better.

Jesus, no pressure.

But I don't wanna

tell you too much, okay?

I'm afraid I'll ruin

like the surprises of life

or whatever.

No, no, no, no, no, it's fine.

We hate surprises, remember?

Yes, we hate them.

Also, we have like no idea.

We have like no idea how this works,

so maybe you don't

tell anyone about this.

Yeah, I was not planning on that.

And you won't tell our gorgeous wife

and three children either, right?

Three children, oh my God, Elliot,

nobody's allowed to have

three children anymore.

Look, just listen to me,

don't do anything stupid,

and we'll be fine.

It's gonna work, I promise.

I think.

Oh, oh, oh shit!

Oh, oh shit!

(screaming)

You got you, okay,

and if I don't kill us,

will you tell me when we

have our first threesome?

Oh my God, dude, I wish I had the energy

to have sex with one

person, let alone two.

Come on.

Go hang out with your brothers.

Alla, kazam!

Ooh!

I don't think you

remember how annoying they are.

Why do you even wanna come?

Because I'm leaving soon,

and I want us to bond.

Anything new in your life?

Not really.

Are you gonna miss me when I'm gone?

No.

There.

Dude, there's absolutely no way

this is making our life better.

Dude, you played one game, try harder.

(door slams)

Ow, Max!

Hi, hi, can I help you with anything?

Ah, you can take out the garbage.

This advice really sucks dick, dude.

Oh, shut up, you literally sucked it.

(gun fires)

Ray, Raymond!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, is that Chaz?

Yo, get the fuck out of there!

My God! I'm gone!

I literally am.

I told you to stay away from that guy.

I know!

I got this, we're good!

We're stressing over nothing!

I'm not gonna fuck this up.

(water splashing)

(water bubbling)

(water bubbling)

(water bubbling)

(screaming)

What's going on?

I don't know, it was a

motherfucking evil snake,

but I swear to God.

What did it look like?

It was like, it was brown

and it was like this big

and it fucking looked

right on me and it left.

I'll be right back.

(water splashing)

(water splashing)

(screaming)

(water splashing)

I got him!

I got him!

He put up a good fight, but in the end,

I was stronger,

smarter, and faster than him.

(growling)

Someday, what's wrong with you?

(laughing)

How much horsepower does your boat have?

I do have a boat.

Can I start driving it?

Don't keep peeping, Tom.

I wasn't peeping, Tommy.

I was just looking out at the open water.

Are you taking care of rides sometimes?

Okay.

No, no, I'm not gonna

take you for a ride.

I barely know you.

You could be and you most

likely are a fucking murderer.

I'm not a murderer.

I promise.

You are a murderer.

I will murder you.

How about that?

Tom's like, deciding to be

broken right now, I mean.

What happened?

I have no idea.

I went down earlier

and it just didn't start.

Maybe I can fix.

What are you, a mechanic murderer now?

No.

I worked at my dad's

mechanic shop my whole life.

Oh.

You bonded and insured?

Just let me fix the damn boat, Romano!

You having those pliers?

You gonna take over the farm one day?

I have zero, zero desire to be a farmer.

Plus, my brother wants to do it,

so I'm just like, cool, you do it.

My middle brother, my younger brother

just wants to move to Ireland

and marry this famous actress

whose name I can never say right.

So you're shirona, right?

Why do you know that?

Oh, because I love her, man.

Have you seen Little Women?

Yeah, a hundred times.

So if you weren't a

farmer, what would you be doing?

I don't know, not totally sure yet.

What was that?

I just thought that if

you didn't want to take over

your family legacy, then

maybe you'd have some sort

of big aspiration, you

know, like saving the planet

or becoming prime minister or something.

Well, I can't speak French, Chad,

so my dreams of becoming prime minister

have sadly been put to bed.

Like, the fuck?

I'm going to go to battle.

The conduit of the war is over.

What's up, Ryan?

(soft music)

(speaking in foreign language)

Okay, I'm never going on a

boat ride with you, okay?

You can't speak French.

Yeah, well, I'm

smarter than I look, Chad.

I think you look smart.

Stop being so nice.

Okay, fucker.

No.

Okay, can you just tell me, like, what

does this Chad guy do

again, because

honestly, he seems so harmless.

Like, I've never been

less threatened by anyone,

I don't think.

Oh my God, what happened?

Nothing, nothing happened.

He was acting all nice

and he fixed the boat.

He let him fix the boat, no.

He basically made me let him, okay?

Don't you remember that?

Yeah, I do.

He's like, he's like this

weird mix of being so lovable

that I just want to protect him

and just being so

basic, I want to punch him

in his weirdly symmetrical face.

Jesus!

I'm not gonna, I can admit

someone's face is symmetrical

and not fuck them.

God.

Hello?

Dude, are you okay?

Wait.

Have you ever, like,

off-roaded with this thing,

just like, like, monster truck style?

No.

I would.

Sorry, I'm not cool like you.

Hey, you're cool.

Mom and Dad tell you to say that too?

What does that mean?

I know they asked you

to hang out with me,

otherwise you'd never be seen with me.

You're an idiot.

They didn't ask me to hang out with you.

Do you actually think I

wouldn't want to be seen with you?

I mean, yeah.

Why?

Because I'm everything that annoys you.

I like farming, I play

sports, I hate euphoria.

On my last birthday card you wrote,

"I'd wish you a happy birthday,

"but cis white men don't

need any more happiness."

That was a joke.

It was.

Okay, sorry, I should have written,

"The gender binary is killing us all,

"I hope you don't outlive the planet."

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I know I've been, like,

like, narrow-minded about

some stuff and that's fucked up,

so I'm sorry.

And I genuinely think you're, like,

the realist, like, good person vibes.

And I'm not

embarrassed to be seen with you,

I thought you were

embarrassed to be seen with me.

Oh, I am.

It reminds me of such a precise score.

This is why I say

that the form is a form.

And I'm sure, why am I sure?

Because you don't have the right form.

(soft music)

Hi.

Hi, pumpkin.

How was your day?

It was fine.

How was yours?

Very good.

Good.

Okay, if we weren't the same person

and you just met me at a party,

do you think you'd even like me?

Okay, you wanna know

what's one of the best things

about getting older?

What?

You stop worrying so much

about if other people like you.

It's kinda great.

I feel like, I feel like

I've been kind of an asshole.

You're just 18.

Honestly, everyone's kind

of an asshole at that age.

Why?

Are you okay?

Oh, yeah.

Hello.

I just feel like

everything that used to make sense

doesn't anymore.

Yeah.

Like, even Chelsea, like she's,

she's literally been my

dream girl for so long.

Like, you know how long.

Yeah, I know.

And she's so hot, and

the sex is so amazing.

I'm so confused.

Like, why aren't I more into this?

Well, this isn't gonna be the last time

you get exactly what you want

it isn't what you wanted.

Have you ever known what you want, then?

Like, when you actually fall in love,

how do you know that it's real?

Uh...you don't.

I feel like it's just

like everything feels right,

even when it's really hard.

Correct me if I'm wrong.

Uh, yeah, you're wrong.

You're very wrong.

Sorry.

It's just hard to explain.

Try! Give me something!

Okay.

Good.

I mean, okay, love.

Like, help me love?

I guess it's like...

safety and freedom, all at once?

Sick. Sick.

Safety and freedom.

Okay?

Okay, look, I know it

doesn't sound romantic to you,

but it is. Trust me.

God.

[sighs]

[somber music]

[panting]

[panting]

[phone ringing]

[indistinct chatter]

[door opens]

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

Dad, give your little brother a break.

Oh, good morning,

Elliot. Have you met Chad?

Uh...

He's working here this summer.

He was kind enough to come and help Dad

with the tractor this morning.

Come on, sit down.

Have some pancakes before they get cold.

Here, yeah. Did you pass me that?

Yep.

Sup?

Sup?

So, uh, you were telling us

about your plans after undergrad.

Oh, yeah. Um...

Yeah, well, I originally

wanted to get into engineering,

but now I think I'm leaning

more towards biotechnology

and, um, hopefully getting my master's

in pharmaceutical science, uh,

to focus on, like, underfunded cancer

drug research and stuff.

That's very cool. A

literal angel in our presence.

[laughter]

If you want to be a drug doctor,

why are you spending your

summer on a cranberry farm?

Oh, for the money and the fame.

He's a chatzwick, Elliot?

One of the original

cranberry farmers in the area.

Owned the place two lines down.

His grandfather was close

friends with your grandfather.

You two are practically blood.

Are we related?

Well, I think it's

wonderful that you're staying

with your grandmother.

She must be thrilled.

Yeah, I never, uh, met my grandfather,

or, um, I even got to see the farm

before it got sold or anything,

because he died before I was born.

But, yeah, it's been--

it's been really nice.

I think I just wanted to

get in touch with my roots

if that isn't the

cheesiest thing you've ever heard.

No. It's not cheesy. That's wonderful.

No. No.

I think that's nice.

We wait for our tea time, Max.

Uh, Chad, do you want

to come golfing with us?

You want Chad to come?

Mm-hmm. You don't have to.

I-- if-- I would love to. If that's--

Okay, great. Let me get

you some coffees to go.

Oh!

[laughs]

Dude, what? You're insane.

You're the real deal. You're a

professional golfer, okay?

You should have told me.

I'm about to embarrass myself.

Oh, come on. I'm sure you're

better than you think you are.

Nope.

Elliot, uh, Elliot said you were gonna

take over the farm, man.

You should just be a golfer.

Yeah, I mean, my mom and

dad are selling the farm,

so it might be my only option now.

What?

Who told you mom and

dad are selling the farm?

Uh, mom and dad?

What?

Dude, what the fuck?

Actually, what are you talking about?

What? Like they would

tell you and not me.

Thought you wouldn't care,

because you're not taking it over anyway.

What?

All you do is talk about leaving.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Mom and dad are not selling the farm.

We'll go to them and be

like, "This is fucked.

You can't sell it." They won't sell it.

I already tried that. It didn't work.

Fuck, really?

Max, why are you acting

like this isn't a big deal?

Why are you not upset?

I am upset.

You don't look upset at all.

Well, I've known for a while.

You've known for a while?

So I'm old upset.

Old upset is different than new upset.

How have I been so left out of this?

You gotta leave yourself out, Elliot.

Max!

Dad!

Dad!

You're selling the farm?

This isn't fake.

This is our lifeblood.

This is our group, our

blood sweat and tears,

our history, our literal life.

Sorry, Elliot.

I honestly didn't think you'd care.

Are you selling it

because I'm not taking it over?

No, there are lots of reasons,

none of which have to do with you.

I'm really sorry, Elliot.

It's already in progress.

We got a really good off

where we couldn't turn down.

We'll pass it over

after the fall harvest.

And you were just never gonna mention it?

Of course we were.

We tried a few times.

Hard to peg you down, kiddo.

I thought you'd be happy about it.

All you talk about is leaving this place.

Oh my God, I assumed

we would always be here.

You know what they say.

Assumptions are made,

most assumptions are wrong.

Is that what they say, Dad?

Why don't you put on the hand to hold it?

Where are you?

Why are you not answering?

I've sent you like 50 fucking messages.

Max told me about the farm.

Is there anything I

can do, like, to stop it?

I only have a week left here.

Just please call me, okay? [music]

Are you doing anything right now?

You want to help me sell my boat?

Yeah, I had heard some rumors, like,

about zoning changes,

and it was affecting the reservoir ponds,

and something like that.

And I, I don't know.

I didn't know it was a

for sure thing, but...

Fuck.

So even the summer boy

workers knew about it before me.

Well, summer boy workers?

I was fine leaving.

I was really excited to leave, but I just

always thought it was going

to be here to come back to.

So it feels really different now.

Because when I leave,

I'm saying goodbye forever.

And I eat goodbyes.

I just really wish that time would just

stop for a second so I could enjoy it for

a little bit longer.

Sorry.

I shouldn't be venting all this at you,

like, throwing it at you.

What? Dude, no. I, I

actually, uh, I get it.

Do you remember the last time you went

out with friends as a kid and just played

pretend the whole day?

I remember doing that a lot.

Yeah. Do you remember the very, very last

time you ever did it?

I remember.

Isn't that sad?

You know, to think that there was a time

when you were out biking around with your

friends, pretending you were getting

chased by zombies, you were just all

dirty and sweaty and having

the best time, and then...

went home and parked your bike in the

garage and went to bed not realizing that

that was the last time you were ever

going to get to do that.

Then the thing about not saying goodbye

is that you also miss savoring when it's

going to be, like, the last

time you get to do that thing.

I don't know. I, I...

certainly... it doesn't make sense.

I was deep as hell, Chad.

Yeah. I went to poetry.

University. Made you do deepness.

Oh my God!

[sighs]

Sorry.

No, you're good. I...

Um...

Sorry.

No, it's... yeah, I... I have to go. I

have a dentist's appointment.

You... you have a dentist's appointment?

Yeah. I have my tooth. My tooth is fucked

up, so I have to... I have to go, but can

you just get the... um... I have this...

this dog. Can you just

take it the rest of the way?

Uh-huh.

Just back to my house.

It's fine. I just have to go.

Okay. Do you have your voting license?

No.

Okay.

[phone vibrates]

Fuck.

I mean, there's only a few

stems and broken fistlets.

That's true enough for just me, right?

Yeah, sure.

Okay.

Wait, yo. What's going on with you?

You've been MIA as fuck lately, and then

you show up here in Manic as Hell on a

Wednesday during the random ass part of

the day asking for, for shroomies.

I've been so busy. The busiest I've ever

been. It's like, it's not like that. Why

are you looking at me

like that? I'm fine.

Is this about the firm?

It's about so many things.

But just trust me when I

say, it's so complicated. Okay?

Okay. I mean, I'm not just gonna let you

go alone in the woods.

I mean, I think that's...

It's a mouth.

Ah! Delicious.

Fuck me.

Did I get mine yet?

No.

Okay, so I just did the shrooms. Again,

don't get mad. I'm just trying to...

Conjure you again because you won't enter

your fucking phone and I really need to

talk to you and I

don't know how this works.

So if you get this, I'm on

Maud Island and I'm high.

Well, I will be high.

Oh my gosh.

Bro?

Bro?

Dude, this isn't funny.

Bro?

Dude, what the fuck?

Hey.

What are you doing here?

Bro texted me and said you wanted to talk

to me about something.

What?

They just left.

What the fuck?

What did you want to talk to me about?

Bro said something about you wanting to

let me inside of your world.

What the fuck is going on?

I think I'm your one

less lonely girl, Elliot.

How did you know about my

Bieber fantasy as a nine year old?

I know that while all the other girls

screaming in the crowd wanted to be the

one less lonely girl, you wanted to be

Bieber handing out those roses.

How's your chance?

Alright, let's go.

How many bags of pack just to take them

back? Tell me how many either or.

If you let me inside of your world,

there'll be one less lonely girl.

I saw so many pretty faces.

Now all I see is you.

I'm coming for you.

Darling, if there's all those pretty

faces like I need you,

then when you're mine, there's no way.

There's gonna be one less lonely girl,

one less lonely girl.

If it's up your broken heart, I can give

you a brand new start.

I can make you believe, yeah.

Just wanna set one girl

free to fall, free to fall,

fall in love.

My heart's locked in a way to get the key

out, take and relieve the world.

One less is gonna be one less lonely

girl, one less lonely girl.

It's gonna be one less

lonely girl, one less lonely girl.

One less lonely girl,

one less lonely girl.

What in the fuck? Who are you?

I'm changing, I'm growing.

You are earning.

What you wanna do, fly like a bird?

Wow.

I actually don't ever wanna talk to you

about this ever again.

Why?

I got what I needed

from this conversation.

Moving forward, there's nothing. We're

not talking about it anymore.

Okay.

Oh, God, Justin fucking Bieber.

I could eat some butter.

Maybe some salt.

Okay.

Have a confession.

Low key. A low key confession, okay?

I have like, weird feelings for someone.

Okay.

Okay.

But, the fucked up part is it's, um...

It's a guy.

Oh shit.

You like a guy?

Wow.

This all makes so much sense now.

Am I bi?

No, shit.

What does this actually fucking mean?

I...

I mean, shit, if you like him...

I've just always been so

sure that I was only into women.

Like, it's never been even a

thought for me. I don't know.

Like, I've just always...

I've just always been into women.

But I'm just, when I'm with him...

Like, dude.

Fuck.

No, it's fucked. It is actually fucked.

Just cause you like a man

doesn't make you any less queer.

I don't think any less

of you for being straight.

No.

Straight?

Fucking worst thing you've

ever called me in my life.

Like, you said it yourself about labels

and shit, and that they go useful, they

use them, and they stop feeling useful

and stop using them.

You told me that.

Listen to yourself. Listen to your heart.

Your motherfucking

gut. Listen to your gut.

I also gotta listen to my old ass.

You like asses now or something?

Yeah.

Same. I've been wanting to talk to you

about this for a while.

I like wanting to meet him.

Shut up!

Is he cute?

Do you love it?

Spencer! I still have three walls to

finish before I move in.

Cause you don't have

way to tell me I left?

I actually thought you left.

I'm not sleeping in that bed

tonight with her staring at me.

Girl, this is not okay.

Should we put this up there?

Can you see the balance?

Where?

Right there.

Here?

No, uh, over there.

Uh, up.

Uh, down.

Uh, low to the left.

Oh my god.

I can't believe you leave in a few days.

Are you excited?

I was thinking about you last night.

And about how when you were two

and you still hadn't

slept through the night.

Oh, oh god. You were

such a terrible sleeper.

I had to rock you for ages.

And you were so

specific in what you wanted.

I had to sing Twinkle Twinkle.

And you need your blanket.

And you had to have two passies.

One in each hand.

And a bottle.

Why was I so demanding?

I don't know.

The tracks.

I remember one night,

I think I must have been singing Twinkle

Twinkle for about 45 minutes.

And my throat was so dry

and my legs were all cramped.

And I thought, oh lord.

I just can't do this for another second.

You should have thrown me in my crib and

told me to get over myself.

I know.

So what did you do?

I kept rocking you.

Mom! Self care!

I know.

But I remember one night,

shortly after that,

you turned to me and you just said,

"Crib, all matter of fact."

And so, I put you down.

And you looked at me and you smiled.

And then you rolled

over and you fell asleep.

Just like that.

And I was so proud of you.

Because you didn't need me

to get you to sleep anymore.

But at that moment,

I also realized that I wasn't going to

get to rock you anymore.

And I guess that's how I felt.

That's how I feel now.

Really proud of you.

But also a little bit sad.

I'm going to miss you.

So much.

And I still need you.

I'm literally an idiot.

I don't know anything.

So, you're not an idiot.

(sad music)

(laughs)

I'm so excited to meet you.

Whoa. I'm sweating.

Why are you so nervous?

You introduce us to every

girl you're banging with in,

like, 30 seconds.

That's true.

Oh, you're not banging?

Hey, these are my best friends.

This is Ruthie and this is Ro.

Hi.

Hey, Ro. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

I cannot believe someone actually wants

to purchase this boat.

I know.

Right when I came up with

the perfect name for it, too.

Ready?

Piece of shit.

(mumbles)

Is this the best you could come up with?

Okay. My alternative was motor.

I hardly know her.

Right there. Golden. Much better.

I had ship face.

Masturbator.

Masturbator. That's classic.

Playboi.

Playboi.

Why does she have so many names?

That's what she said.

That's what she said is good, too. Yeah.

There's so many options.

Wait, did you clean her?

Uh, yeah. You know, just a little bit.

This looks amazing. All

the rust is literally gone.

How did you do that?

You know, just popped in a podcast,

a little bit of soap, four

to six hours of scraping.

It was nothing. I was chilling.

You want to take her

off for one last spin?

We're late for

something. We got to head out.

If there was like four of us on this

boat, we would all sink.

You all right? Like, we got to go, yeah.

Bro. Wait a minute.

It's good to meet you guys.

Bye. Bye, guys.

Be safe. Be so safe, okay?

Nice to meet you both.

Nice to meet you.

You'll rock the boat so much.

Ignore. Ignore. Ignore.

Sorry.

[music]

[music]

[screams]

[music]

[music]

[screams]

I was chilling over there.

Chilling. Chilling. Get over here.

[laughs]

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

No. Why are you laughing? What the fuck?

What do I do? Do we go back and get it?

You know what? We cut the price to 350.

Motors at the bottom of Lake Muskoka now.

Fuck.

Don't worry. Don't worry. My dad's got

like a whole stack of

bull motors in his shop.

It's fine.

Shit.

No, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God.

How the fuck the hell?

Why is he pretty cold?

He's not fucking cold. Honey?

What? What?

I know. I know who you're good.

Turn around.

Don't look.

I'm not looking.

[music]

Thanks for the sweater.

Anytime.

It's warm.

Good.

[music]

Do you feel like you found what you were

looking for by coming here?

What do you mean?

You mentioned something about, like,

wanting to get in touch with your roots.

Like, learning about cranberry farming

and stuff, so I just, I don't know,

want to know if you

felt like you did that?

Yeah, actually.

Um...

My whole life, my family's

been telling me, you know,

how much I remind them of my grandfather.

So I think, you know,

by at least coming here, I got to know

him or understand him

a little bit better.

Which is cool.

It's very cool.

Where do you normally live?

What's wrong?

What?

I'm going to U of T in, like, a week.

I go to U of T.

Wait, what? How have we

never fucking talked about this?

I don't know, man.

Cool.

[rain falling]

I'm gay.

[rain falling]

Cool.

I thought I was gay.

You thought you were gay.

Yeah.

That's how I meant it.

This person named Gary.

Gary.

Gary, and Gary made

me realize that, um...

I don't know, I'm bi or maybe pan.

I have, like, yet to

figure that out, but yeah.

Okay.

And then my friend...

And then my friend was like, "Oh, don't

do it. Gary's bad news."

Whoa. Bad news.

Bad news.

What did Gary do?

Well, she wouldn't tell me

exactly what Gary did, but...

I just, yeah, it was, I just was not

supposed to go there.

Let's go.

Hmm.

This friend of yours

sounds rather elusive.

Oh, yeah. She's a real

fucking buskill, but...

I'm supposed to listen to her, so...

Hmm.

What does your gut tell you to do?

Read. Gary.

My gut?

My gut is, um...

pretty interested in

what Gary's all about.

I see.

I like looking at your face.

I like looking at your face.

I want to kiss you.

I want to kiss you.

You're so fucking everything I say.

Sorry, you know I don't have a brain.

Don't make me insecure about it.

Sorry. I'm bad at this, so...

I'm sorry. (SINGING)

I've never had dick sex before.

Do you want to have dick sex?

Maybe.

I'd invite you in, but...

I don't really want my parents, so I have

to put this on my boy worker.

How embarrassing for you.

Not good for me.

See you later.

Okay. You need to... I

don't want to see you.

Stop staring at my butt.

(SIGHS)

Psst! Oh, my God.

What was that? What the fuck?

What the fuck are you doing here?

You're with Jack?

No. No. No. No. No.

A little...

Dude, where the fuck have you been? I

thought you fucking died.

Dude, I was gone for four days, okay?

Four days on my hubby retreat. I get

back. I have 200 messages from you.

The fuck is "hubbya"?

It's, uh, transcendental

meditation, but better, actually.

I know I'll be just sick in a minute.

Oh, fuck. I was so worried about you.

I had to eat, like, three pounds of my

girlfriend's friends' weed to get here.

Oh, fuck.

Are you okay?

What is that? Why? Why?

It's not even dragonfly season yet.

There are no dragonflies, dude.

Dude, I told you. We

don't tolerate drugs well.

I don't know what to

tell you. I'm really high.

I need water or something.

You can't just disappear like that.

You should have told me you

were going on some hubby retreat.

Hubbya.

I found out about the farm, and then all

the Chad stuff happened.

What? What Chad stuff?

What? What?

That's what I've been trying

to, like, talk to you about.

I've been trying, okay? Really hard.

And I get it now. Like, all

the other advice was so good.

Like, I was taking so

much of our life, and...

our family, like, for granted.

Yeah, I see that now.

Okay, well, you're welcome.

Mm-hmm.

But I...

I was just too scared to tell you.

And I started falling in love with Chad.

I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I didn't want to let you down or, like,

mess up our life or something, but...

Just say it.

He had sex.

I know. I'm sorry. I

know you told me not to.

But...

Dude...

Everything about him...

like, feels so right.

I'm sorry, but I've tried so hard to find

one bad thing about him,

and I literally can't.

Dude, I don't understand why we wouldn't

want to be with him.

I just need you to tell me what he did.

Like, just fucking lay it out,

because I'm not gonna be

able to stay away from him.

Like, the connection is too real.

So, just fucking tell me what he did.

No.

What did he do?

Tell me what he did.

I can't.

I swear to God.

Tell me.

It literally cannot be that bad.

He died.

That's what he did.

Chad dies.

And he dies after you have fallen so

madly in love with him

that you can't see straight, okay?

After you can't imagine

loving anybody else ever again.

And no, you can't save him.

I know. That's what you're gonna say.

But no, you can't save him.

There's nothing you can do.

And you can't find

anything bad about Chad,

because there isn't

anything bad about Chad, okay?

[breathing heavily]

Elliot, it is so hard, okay?

It is so, so hard.

And I do not want you to

have to feel that shit.

[sighs]

[breathing heavily]

[sighs]

No.

No?

No, I'm gonna phone him on the chat.

I'm gonna love him so hard

for however long we have.

Yeah, you're just saying that because

you're young and dumb.

But if you weren't young and dumb, you'd

never fucking be brave

enough to do anything.

If you knew how shitty and unfair life

would be, you'd never leave your house.

You'd never enjoy

spending time with anyone,

because you'd just be thinking about the

fact that they're gonna die someday.

But when you're young and dumb, you don't

even think about that.

And that's what lets you actually live.

So maybe being young and

dumb isn't such a bad thing.

Have you ever thought about that?

Hey, Elliot.

You dropped this.

Sorry to interrupt.

Can you see her?

See her?

Yes?

We're not supposed to?

Cool, cool. Um...

This is my uncle, Michelle.

Hey, I'm Chad. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too, Chad.

I've never met an uncle named Michelle.

That's funny.

So, I hate to be the bearer of bad news.

Um, I think this got run over by a car.

Like, I don't know, but it wasn't me.

I don't know what happened.

We can try to get it out

with bleach or something.

And, you know, some good old scrubbing.

But I just thought I

would get it back to you.

I'll try to watch the video.

I think I got...

It's a good rocket.

It could be a good thing.

No kill, sheik.

Um...

I will catch you guys later.

No, no, don't leave. Um...

I was about to leave, so you stay.

You must stay with Elliot.

No, you weren't.

Yes, I was.

No, you weren't.

Yes, I was.

It was really nice to meet you, Chad.

Yeah, it's good to meet you, too. (laughing)

Is she okay?

Yeah, she'll be okay.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

I think this is more of

a baking soda situation,

now that I'm thinking about it,

because I think if we put bleach on it,

it would turn it all orange

and stuff, but I don't know.

Either way, it's like a cold water thing.

I really like you.

I really, really like you.

I really, really like you, too.

I'm really grateful

for this moment with you.

I'm very grateful for

this moment with you, too.

(music)

(water running)

Hey.

Um...

I'm sorry.

I hope you're okay.

I wanted to send you one last message.

You're right, Elliot.

I should listen to you.

I never realized why my young ass was.

Okay, that sounded weird, but...

What I'm trying to say is...

You're right.

You shouldn't live your

life for me or for the future,

or get stuck in the past,

because that is not living.

(sighs)

I'm so happy you fell in love with Chad.

Because...

loving Chad is a gift.

And being loved by him...

It's the best fucking thing in the world.

So just, fuck it, just

keep being the naive,

dumb, poor-less, smart,

happy, confident, brave,

self-centered,

optimistic idiot that you are,

because it's perfect.

And go live your life with Chad,

or Chad and your three lives, or whatever

you decide to make for you.

And I'll go live mine again, okay?

I love you.

Now, go say goodbye to that link for me.

And we're your retainer and

moisturizer, please. Thank you.

(sad music)