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All right, class.

I brought in something

very exciting for us to study,

- so don't hold back - on your questions.

How big is this crate?

No, that's not what I...

And how did they

reinforce the corners?

- What kind of wood is it made of? - Poplar?

Is it poplar?!

No... spruce!

The exciting part is actually

what's inside the crate.

Ahh!

We're talking about

the packing materials.

Ooh!

Crumpled newspaper?

Styrofoam peanuts?

Is it bubble wrap?

It's bubble wrap.

It's not the packing materials!

As I'm sure you know,

- rainforests around the world - are disappearing.

I blame magicians.

It's actually big corporations

who clear-cut

the trees for lumber.

To make crates!

No more talking about the crate.

- In fact, - for the rest of the class,

No one is allowed

to say "crate."

I rescued one tiny piece

of rainforest

and had it sent to us...

straight from the jungles

in the Congo basin in Africa.

Who knows what answers

might lie inside this cra...

wooden box?

It's not bubble wrap.

♪ Goodbye, summer

hello, fall ♪

- ♪ We've been trying - to get here ♪

♪ Since we both

were barely two feet tall ♪

♪ Who you calling "kid"? ♪

♪ Who you calling "kid"? ♪

♪ Who you calling "kid"? ♪

- ♪ You can call me - what you want ♪

♪ But I won't hear a word

where I am hid ♪

♪ Who you calling "kid"? ♪♪

Are you OK?

What's your name?

- [trumpets like an elephant] - Brap!

"Brap?"

- Some people have - the oddest names.

Don't you agree, Echo?

I do, Derby.

- How long have you - been in that crate?

[students murmur]

That's right. I said "crate."

Are you hungry?

Brap!

Here you go.

[Slab] Whoa!

Look at the way

she's eating that fruitball.

- [Slab] Let's see what else - he has in his lunch.

She seems to think

she's an elephant.

Could it be...

that Brap was lost

on a jungle safari as a baby,

and raised by elephants?

She's probably scared,

confused,

in a weak, fragile state.

Whoa-oh!

Brap!

Whoa!

[groaning]

Did you see that?

She broke my nerd-toss record!

[harp plays]

Ah!

I was so distracted by her,

- I let my collection - of heart-shaped helium balloons

Float away!

[grunting]

Mr. Tater?

Is this gruel?

No.

We can't afford gruel.

That's one part gruel,

two parts gruel substitute.

What's gruel substitute?

Shredded newspaper?

[chuckles] Yes.

Newspaper's full of fiber!

Plus, this delightful

Garfield comic.

[laughter]

Oh, Odie. Will you never learn?

- You have to do something - about the food.

Look, if you have a complaint,

I encourage you to use

our new suggestion box.

Fine.

"Serve food

that's made out of food."

[paper shredder whirring]

A few more suggestions,

- and we'll have enough shreds - to offer dessert.

How can you expect kids

to eat this?

What choice do they have?

It's not like there's

another cafeteria around.

- Now, if you're not going to - eat that,

Do you mind

if I read the front page?

"Newspaper ink

found to be toxic to children."

Huh.

- What are we going - to do with Brap?

Brap?

No, thanks, Brap.

I already have "peanuts."

Ha ha ha!

Charlie Brown.

Will you never learn?

We have to help

Brap fit in here.

- You're right. I mean, we can't - just stick her in a crate

- And mail her - back to the jungle.

Brap!

Can we?

This is going to sound crazy,

really crazy,

but I think Brap might

be attracted to you.

Ha ha ha!

Wow! That sounded even crazier

coming out of my mouth

than it did inside my head.

You think Brap likes me?

Brap!

That makes sense.

I freed her, so she sees me

as the strong, powerful,

heroic figure that I am.

Owie-owzers!

This gruel is hot!

Water!

I need water!

Brap!

Thank you.

Brap.

[students murmuring]

Excuse me?

Pardon me?

Would you mind?

I'm trying to get through.

Brap!

[students shrieking]

Thank you, Brap.

Whoa!

Brap.

Aw! She's saying

she's going to miss you!

Really? Because all I heard

was "brap."

Boys need everything

spelled out for them in words.

She didn't even glance my way.

What does it mean?

Won't somebody spell it out

for me in words?

- OK, class, today, - we're going to learn about...

[Derby] Here you go.

One Derby Dog

with extra mustard.

Derby, what are you doing?

- I'm with a customer - at the moment.

- If you go to - the back of the line

- And wait your turn - like everyone else,

I'll be happy to serve you.

- But I'm about - to teach a lesson.

- A good lesson might be - "arrive early,

And you won't end up

at the back of the line."

- I'll have the low-cal, - no-fat, zero-carb,

Sugar-free Derby Dog.

Here you go.

Thank goodness.

I'm starving.

[burps]

Excuse me.

Derby!

You're selling food

in my school?

I guess the students no longer

don't not have no choice.

That means you do have a choice.

[students] Ahh!

Well, this is not unoutrageous.

I'm going to unlose back

every last one

of these customers.

OK, we need to teach

Brap to say something

other than "brap!"

[trumpeting]

Br-r-aapp!

So far, you've learned

more elephant

than she's learned English.

Brap?

Brap?

"Adam."

Brap.

Brap...

loves Adam.

Brap loves Adam?

That very bad!

No, Slab, You don't understand.

No, you're not unwrong!

I do don't not not-understand!

Now I don't understand.

You stole my girl.

I'm going to break you

into pieces,

then put you back together

a little bit wrong.

OK, that I understand.

Would you mind holding these?

Actually, that's a lot of...

help!

I don't not need help!

You're going out with Brap?

She's the perfect woman!

- She doesn't need - to fill silences

With meaningless talk.

Brap should be with me!

You're right!

As in not wrong?

So... so you're not

not uninterested in her?

That sounds like you think

she's not perfect!

- How dare you say that - about my woman!

No, no, no, she's amazing,

but clearly perfect for you.

And I like somebody else.

You?

Pfft.

I never see you

talking to girls...

ever...

like, never.

[Echo] It's true!

- The only girl - you ever talk to is me.

Slab, I'm really not

interested in Brap.

Then why are you spending

so much time with her?

[Echo] She's just

a little confused right now.

She thinks

Adam's strong and powerful.

[Echo and Slab laugh]

My little Brappy...

so confused.

- Anyway, you just - need to show Brap

- How much you two - have in common.

Thank you for spelling that

out for me in words.

It feels good to help somebody.

[Echo] Hello?

Ivy? You're here, too?

- I know it's not like me - to be in the science room,

Or to be eating visible food,

but this place was rated

one of the top two restaurants

in the school.

- [Derby] Mr. Tater, are you - going to order anything?

If not, I'm gonna

have to ask you to leave.

And, please, don't even think

of violating his

"no shirt/no service" policy.

I don't know why

this place is so busy,

especially with your

"C" health rating.

- It's because of - the promotion we're having.

Buy a dog,

get a free drink!

Buy a dog,

get a free order of fries.

Buy a dog,

get a free dog!

Buy a dog, get a free dog.

That's exactly the same

deal I'm offering.

No, it's not.

[girls cooing]

Can I have a chili dog instead?

OK, Brap, time for

a lesson in being human.

You're going to learn

how to walk like a lady.

[Adam] Heel, toe, heel, toe.

- See how they make me - look taller,

Your legs look shapelier,

give you better posture,

and that extra little boost

of confidence

you just need so badly

some days?

OK, now you try.

Heel, toe.

Shoulders back.

Brap!

[Adam] Hmm.

- Maybe we should've started you - with something easier,

Like a wedge.

[imitating Tarzan]

Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh!

Slab, what are you doing?

- Showing Brap - I'm the perfect man for her.

[Slab] Uh-oh!

Brap, be careful!

You might get hit by...

[Slab] Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh!

[Adam] Ohh!

[Adam groaning]

Thanks for the soft landing.

Brap!

She likes him

even more now!

Don't worry.

You'll win her over.

I don't know. Adam's just got

that extra little boost

of confidence about him.

Ivy?

You're working for Derby now?

- Oh, I know this seems - like a degrading place to work,

But I needed the job.

I'm saving up for college.

Good for you.

Education is important.

"College" is the name

of this new store at the mall.

All right, Brap.

- Time to learn how to eat like - a human.

Humans don't eat

with their hands.

First, we cut a piece of food.

Then, we take the fork like so

and guide it into our mouths.

See how I'm chewing

with my mouth closed?

Brap!

Now, to wash down our food,

we take a sip of our drink

like this.

You try.

Brap, that's great!

[trumpets] Brap!

Hey, everyone.

What's new?

Brap?

Oh, this old thing?

Elephants can't

resist a peanut.

They're not the only ones.

[Echo] A squirrel just

crawled up your shell!

Ah! Ah! Ahh!

[groaning and wincing]

[Adam] Stop it, Slab!

You're going to make me...

Brap!

I think you're sending her

a mixed message.

[Slab shrieking]

What human activity

are you teaching Brap now?

Hygiene.

Brap!

It's not going as

quickly as I had hoped.

Maybe we should stop

- trying to make her - fit in with humans.

She's an elephant at heart.

I think she would be

happier with her own kind.

Her own kind?

Where are we going to find

- other people raised by - elephants?

I mean actual elephants.

Maybe the circus?

- I'm sure, given - a little more time,

I can teach her to fit in

- and reconnect her - with her humanity.

Brap!

Circus it is!

Here.

And if there's anything wrong,

just deal with it.

Yes, yes, your onion rings.

Here.

Ivy, what are you doing?

That's the health inspector!

Treat him nicely.

- I'm trying to get us - up to a C-plus.

I can't do everything.

You need to hire

another waitress.

Where am I gonna find

another cute girl?

[trumpeting] Brap!

OK, it's actually working out.

Mr. Tater.

Come to eat crow?

We don't actually serve crow.

Actually,

I hear your food is delicious

and your service impeccable.

I'd like a meal.

Table for one, please.

Wow! How many times in

your life have you said that?

[mouse squeaking]

[squeaking]

Brap!

Brr-rr-aa-aa-aa-aap!

Brr-rr-aa-aa-aa-aap!

Brr-rr-aa-aa-aa-aap!

Brap, stop it!

You're destroying my restaurant!

Oh, well.

I was gonna quit anyway.

I made enough in tips to pay

- for my shopping trip - to College...

And actual college, if I wanted.

[cackles]

- Where did that - mouse come from?

It's from the cafeteria.

That place is crawling

with them.

"Closed by order

of the health inspector"?

- Looks like we're both - out of business.

Too bad... I'm really hungry.

I'll whip something up for you.

OK, I told the circus

we have a great act for them.

I'm just worried

Brap won't want to go.

[Adam] Don't worry.

- She will when I, - as a fellow elephant,

Nudge her away from the herd.

Where is Brap?

[Slab] Brappy?

[Echo] Slab?

I'm dressed like this

to attract Brap.

I see you had the same idea.

- I knew you were lying - when you said

You weren't interested in her!

- No, Slab, it's not - what you think!

- We're going to settle this once - and for all.

Let the battle

for dominance begin!

Yikes!

[both grunting]

Whoa!

Ha ha! Yes!

- [Ivy] Those shoes - look darling on you.

- Maybe I'll - get a pair, too.

[Echo] Ivy?

Brap?

What did you do to her?

Oh, her name's

not "Brap" anymore.

Call me "Breannna"...

that's with 3 Ns.

[Adam] Ivy?

You taught Brap English?

- I've been working with her - on language acquisition

And getting nowhere!

And we're supposed to be shocked

that you're a bad teacher?

[both chuckling]

Brap, I defeated another

elephant in battle,

making me the dominant male.

Do you want to go out sometime?

I thought you liked her

- because she was so different - from other girls.

Yeah, but look at her.

So, what do you say?

Uh, I say "no."

Because she still sees me

as a strong, powerful,

heroic figure.

Uh, extra "no."

Sorry, guys, but clearly

you're both total dorks.

I've taught her so well!

You ruined my chances with Brap!

Oh, not again!

No!

Get back here,

long-nosed-dog version

of Mr. Young!

I'm here!

Where's this great circus act?

[Adam groans]

[Slab grunts]

Miniature elephants?

I don't know why,

but this appeals to me.

[seal barking]

[Slab] You see that seal

balancing the ball on her nose?

[Adam] Yeah.

Really cute.

[Slab] Hey! I saw her first!

She's mine!

Quiet, elephants!