Original subtitles

PREVIOUSLY ON "MR. YOUNG"...

I QUIT!

MR. YOUNG REALLY LEFT?

YUP, THANKS TO YOU GUYS.

CANDY APPLE?

- I'VE DECIDED TO TAKE A JOB - WITH NASA IN THE SPACE PROGRAM.

I'M NO ROCKET SCIENTIST,

BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE HE DITCHED US

TO BECOME A ROCKET SCIENTIST.

IVY, WILL YOU DRIVE US TO NASA

SO WE CAN BRING ADAM BACK?

MY BROTHER IS FINALLY

OUT OF MY SCHOOL,

- AND THERE IS NO WAY - I'M HELPING TO CHANGE THAT.

- I HEAR THERE'S A NEW MALL - THAT JUST OPENED.

[GRUNTING]

WE'RE GOING TO THE MALL!

TIME TO MAKE SURE THIS CAR

NEVER REACHES MR. YOUNG.

[ZAP]

OW!

- WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME - TO DO FIRST?

- OKAY, I'M BACK - FROM THE YOGURT RUN.

[SHRIEKING LIKE A MONKEY]

REALLY HOPE

THIS IS YOGURT YOU FLUNG.

WE'D LIKE TO JOIN YOUR CIRCUS.

YES, A SABOTEUR'S WORK

IS NEVER DONE.

- [DERBY]: - HE'S NOT HERE.

WE'LL JUST WAIT FOR HIM.

THESE ANIMALS WILL BE

A LOT HAPPIER

- WHEN WE GET THEM BACK - TO THEIR NATURAL HABITATS.

[TATER SCREAMS]

[♪♪♪]

♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER

HELLO, FALL ♪

♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING

TO GET HERE ♪

♪ SINCE WE BOTH

WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪

♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID?

WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪

♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪

♪ CAN CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT ♪

♪ BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD

WHERE I AM HERE ♪

♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪

[♪♪♪]

[YAWNS]

COME ON,

LET'S GO LOOK FOR ADAM

IN ANOTHER ROOM.

NAH, LET'S JUST

WAIT FOR HIM HERE.

THIS IS SO BORING.

- CAN WE JUST - GO TO THE MALL ALREADY?

BORING?

- THEY DO SOME OF - THE MOST FASCINATING WORK

IN THE UNIVERSE HERE.

[♪♪♪]

- LOOK! THAT MONKEY'S - GOT A CUP OF COFFEE!

- I BET IF HE MISSES - HIS MORNING CUP,

HE GOES BANANAS!

[ALL LAUGHING]

I WONDER IF HE DRINKS IT

WITH A CHOCOLATE CHIMP COOKIE!

[ALL LAUGHING]

- I'VE HEARD OF - A CAPUCHIN MONKEY,

BUT NOT A CAPPUCCINO MONKEY!

[ECHO LAUGHS ALONE]

CAPUCHIN MONKEY?

- SMALL, SOUTH AMERICAN - TREE-DWELLING SPECIES?

YOU GUYS ALWAYS TAKE

THE GOOD ONES!

AND THAT'S WHY

YOU NEVER TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF

NEAR A TACHYON FIELD GENERATOR.

[LAUGHS]

[ALL TOGETHER]: ADAM!

I'M SORRY,

- THIS IS - A RESTRICTED AREA.

ONLY EMPLOYEES

AND SNOWMEN ALLOWED.

- THAT'S WHAT WE CAME - TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

- THAT PRANK WASN'T MEANT - FOR YOU.

IT WAS MEANT FOR TATER.

REALLY?

- YEAH, YOU JUST - CAME IN AND RUINED IT.

- IF ANYTHING, WE'RE THE ONES - WHO SHOULD HAVE QUIT

AND TAKEN A JOB AT NASA.

HEY, ARE YOU HIRING?

WHAT DERBY MEANS IS,

WE MISS YOU.

I DON'T.

I'M JUST HERE FOR THE MALL.

SO YOU DO RESPECT ME.

- YOU ACTUALLY THINK OF ME - AS A TEACHER.

[SPLUTTERS]

NO.

WE THINK OF YOU AS A FRIEND.

- I THINK IT'S TIME - FOR A BEAR HUG.

[ROARING]

HUH, FIRM

YET SURPRISINGLY GENTLE.

SO, WILL YOU COME WITH US?

YEAH!

WE'RE GOING TO THIS NEW MALL.

RIGHT...

AND AFTER THAT,

WILL YOU COME BACK TO SCHOOL?

- FINNEGAN HIGH'S NOT - THE SAME WITHOUT YOU.

WELL, I MEAN

THE BUILDING'S THE SAME.

AND WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,

THE PEOPLE ARE PRETTY MUCH

THE SAME...

YOUR FAILED ATTEMPT

AT FLATTERY ASIDE,

I'M HAPPY HERE.

I'M DOING

A LOT OF IMPORTANT WORK.

WE UNDERSTAND.

IT MUST BE AMAZING

- TO GET TO WORK WITH SUCH - CUTTING-EDGE TECHNOLOGY.

YEAH.

IT'S PRETTY AWESOME.

FORGET THE TOUR!

- LET'S FIND THE DIAPERS - THE ASTRONAUTS WEAR

ON LONG MISSIONS.

MRS. BYRNE?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WELL, I CAME TO FLORIDA

TO VISIT MY MOTHER.

THAT'S YOUR MOTHER?

WELL, SHE'S CERTAINLY

NOT MY SISTER.

LOOK AT HER.

SHE'S OLD!

WELL, WE SHOULD

GET GOING TO DINNER.

GRANDMA'S EXPECTING US.

SO, WE CAME ALL THIS WAY.

AT LEAST SHOW US WHERE YOU WORK.

WHERE I WORK?

YEAH, THE SPACESHIP.

RIGHT, THE SPACESHIP.

SURE!

I'LL MEET YOU IN THE HALLWAY.

COOL.

- WE'RE GOING TO SEE - A SPACESHIP...

- THIS SECURITY BADGE - SHOULD WORK.

WE LOOK CLOSE ENOUGH ALIKE.

[♪♪♪]

THANK GOODNESS

THAT BEAR'S GONE.

I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

WHERE ARE MY ROLLER SKATES?

HOW'D THEY END UP IN A TREE?

AH-HAH.

[LAUGHING IN TRIUMPH]

[WASPS BUZZING]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMING]

[BEAR ROARS]

[TATER SCREAMS]

[HUMMING NONCHALANTLY]

I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE WENT.

- SO, THIS IS - THE SPACESHIP

- THAT I'VE BEEN - WORKING ON.

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE TOUR.

LET'S GO.

WAIT.

SHOW US AROUND THIS TIN CAN.

YEAH!

LIKE, WHAT'S THIS FOR?

DON'T TOUCH THAT!

IT'S HIGHLY DELICATE...

DIAPERS.

CAN WE JUST GET OUT OF HERE?

THE DOOR'S LOCKED.

USE YOUR KEYCARD.

RIGHT...

MY KEYCARD.

[BEEPS IN ERROR]

[BEEPS IN ERROR]

[BEEPING RAPIDLY]

DON'T WORRY, COMMANDER,

WE'LL GET YOU A NEW KEYCARD.

IN THE MEANTIME,

- I'VE REPORTED - YOUR OLD ONE MISSING

AND DISABLED IT.

[SHRIEKING AND CHIRPING]

NO, YOU WON'T

HAVE TO TAKE A NEW PICTURE.

[BEEPS IN ERROR]

IT'S NOT WORKING.

SO?

YOU OF ALL PEOPLE MUST KNOW

- HOW TO OVERRIDE - THE SECURITY SYSTEM.

YEAH.

- I MEAN, YOU'RE - IN CHARGE OF THIS SHIP.

THIS IS YOUR BABY.

OKAY.

SECURITY OVERRIDE.

LAUNCH SEQUENCE INITIATED.

29, 28, 27...

[LAUGHS]

THIS COMPUTER DOESN'T

KNOW HOW TO COUNT.

25...

VERY FUNNY, ADAM.

YOU PRANKED US BACK.

NOW TURN IT OFF.

23, 22...

- [VOICE SQUEAKING] - TURN IT OFF.

GOOD IDEA.

20...

19, 18...

17...

16, 15, 14...

13, 12...

11...

TEN...

YOU DO KNOW HOW TO

TURN THIS OFF, RIGHT?

- BECAUSE - YOU'RE SWEATING LIKE...

- A GUY WHO DOESN'T KNOW - HOW TO TURN THIS OFF!

SEVEN, SIX...

FIVE, FOUR...

WOW.

THESE THINGS ARE

REALLY ABSORBENT.

- [ENGINES WHOOSHING, - ALERTS BEEPING]

ONE.

LIFT OFF.

[ROCKETS BLAST]

WOW!

HOW FAR IS THIS MALL?

[♪♪♪]

- IVY, JUST PUT ON - THE MAGNET BOOTS.

NO WAY!

THEY'RE UGLY, AND THEY DO NOT

GO WITH MY OUTFIT.

[BOOT CLUNKS]

THAT IS A NICE SKIRT.

GIVE ME THE BOOTS!

[THUD]

HEY, THIS LIGHT IS ON.

OH, NOW IT'S OFF.

OOH, IT'S BACK!

NEVER MIND, IT'S OFF AGAIN.

OH, CHECK THAT!

IT'S FLASHING.

- WOW, YOU NASA GUYS - HAVE A WORD FOR EVERYTHING.

LET'S SEE WHAT THIS IS.

- NO, DERBY, I TOLD YOU - TO STOP TOUCHING...

INCOMING TRANSMISSION.

YELLO!

- [BRADBURY]: WHAT THE HECK - ARE YOU DOING UP THERE,

YOU IDIOT?

IT'S FOR YOU.

HELLO?

OH, HI.

HOW YOU BEEN?

LOVELY WEATHER WE'RE HAVING.

A TAD WINDY, THOUGH.

IS IT WINDY WHERE YOU ARE?

NO? HUH.

I WONDER IF THAT'S BECAUSE

YOU'RE IN SPACE!

YOU NOTICED, HUH?

YES!

[CHIMP SCREECHING]

NO!

- I'M NOT GOING TO ASK HIM - ABOUT THE KEYCARD!

- DON'T YOU THINK THERE ARE - MORE PRESSING ISSUES?

[SCREECHING]

JUST GET SOMEONE ELSE

TO LET YOU INTO THE GYM!

BRING THE SHIP BACK.

NOW!

BUT WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN

TO THE MALL YET!

JUST ENGAGE THE SHIP'S

AUTO-RETURN FUNCTION.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS...

[CRASHING]

I BET HE WAS GOING TO SAY

"AVOID THAT ASTEROID."

[HUMMING NONCHALANTLY]

HEY, HEY, HEY!

GOT A PIC-IN-NIC BASKET.

[SIGHS]

AND LOOK AT THE SIZE

OF THIS HONEY JAR.

[BEAR GRUMBLES]

NOT MUCH LEFT.

WHOA.

[GRUNTING WITH EFFORT]

OH, BOTHER.

[♪♪♪]

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

- WE MUST HAVE DRIFTED - TOO CLOSE TO AN ASTEROID BELT.

DID YOU SAY "BELT?"

ARE WE FINALLY

AT THE MALL?

WOULD YOU FORGET ABOUT

THE MALL?

WE ARE LOST IN SPACE

WITH NO WAY OF CONTACTING EARTH

OR GETTING HOME!

LOOK, I HATE TO ADMIT IT,

BUT MY BROTHER IS A GENIUS.

- HE PRACTICALLY RUNS - THE TEAM OF EGGHEADS

WHO BUILT THIS THING.

HE'LL GET US TO THE MALL.

YES, AND THEN HOME.

OKAY...

HERE'S THE THING.

- I ACTUALLY KIND OF HAVE NO IDEA - HOW TO WORK THIS SHIP.

- THIS IS SORT OF THE FIRST TIME - I'VE EVEN SEEN IT.

[BOOTS CLOMPING]

- [SARCASTICALLY] - REALLY?

I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED

BY THE WAY YOU ACCIDENTALLY

LAUNCHED US INTO ORBIT,

- DIDN'T REALIZE - THE BUTTON MARKED "COM"

WAS COMMUNICATIONS,

AND CRASHED THE SHIP

INTO AN ASTEROID.

ALSO, YOUR I.D. BADGE

HAS A CHIMP ON IT.

IS ALL OF THAT TRUE?

YEAH.

ALL I KNOW HOW TO DO

IS GET COFFEE.

OOH, IN THAT CASE,

I'LL TAKE A DECAF.

THIS MACHINE IS DIFFERENT

THAN THE ONE I'M USED TO!

AND THERE'S NO SCOOP CHART!

[WHIMPERING]

I'M SUCH A LOSER!

[BOOT CLANGS]

[GROANING]

WOW, I ATE TOO MUCH.

[BEAR ROARS]

I DON'T SUPPOSE YOUR CAVE

HAS A GUEST BATHROOM.

[ROARING]

YOU GUYS REALLY DO THAT?

YOU... GO IN THE WOODS?

I THOUGHT THAT WAS

JUST AN EXPRESSION!

[LAUGHING]

OH, ANYWAY...

YOU STAY HERE.

I DON'T WANT YOU LOOKING

AT MY BEAR BUTT.

[CHUCKLING]

[SOBBING AND WHIMPERING]

[BOOTS CLANKING]

SO, HOW'D IT GO?

WELL, WE HAD NICE TALK.

THEN HE CRIED A LITTLE,

WHICH WAS KIND OF PATHETIC.

- THEN HIS TEARS JUST FLOATED - RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS EYES,

WHICH WAS KIND OF COOL.

- IS HE GOING TO TRY - TO FIX THE SHIP OR NOT?

NOPE.

- HE SAYS HE DOESN'T - KNOW HOW.

- LOOKS LIKE WE'LL HAVE TO - GET HOME OURSELVES.

WELL, THE FIRST THING

WE NEED IS POWER,

AND SINCE WE'RE IN SPACE

- WITH NOTHING BETWEEN US - AND THE SUN,

- IF WE COULD RIG - A PHOTOVOLTAIC CELL,

- WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO - CONVERT PHOTONS

TO ELECTRONS

TO MAKE SOLAR POWER.

OKAY...

- AND ACCORDING TO - NEWTON'S FIRST LAW OF MOTION,

AN OBJECT IN MOTION

STAYS IN MOTION, RIGHT?

SO, WE WOULD ONLY NEED

MINIMAL PROPULSION

TO GET US MOVING.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

- ALL WE NEED TO DO - IS USE NEGATIVE PRESSURE

- TO VENT A TINY BIT OF AIR - FROM THE CABIN.

ACCORDING TO BOYLE'S LAW...

BOYLE'S LAW?

- WHERE DID - YOU GUYS LEARN

ALL THIS SCIENCE STUFF?

FROM YOU.

REALLY?

YOU MEAN,

ALL THAT TIME I WAS TEACHING,

- YOU WERE PAYING - ATTENTION?

I ACTUALLY GOT THROUGH TO YOU?

OF COURSE.

YOU'RE A GENIUS,

DUM-DUM.

YEAH, YOU KNOW

EVERYTHING ABOUT SCIENCE.

[BOOTS CLOMPING]

INCLUDING HOW TO FIX THIS SHIP.

IT'S POSSIBLE THE ASTEROID

KNOCKED OUT A POWER COUPLER.

- IF I CAN BYPASS - THE DAMAGED CIRCUIT,

- I SHOULD BE ABLE TO - REROUTE POWER

TO THE AUXILIARY SYSTEMS!

- ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY - YOU CAN FIX THE SHIP?

I THINK SO!

[STARTING TO CHEER]

ONE PROBLEM.

[BOOTS CLOMPING]

I HAVE TO GO OUT THERE

TO DO IT.

HOW IS THAT A PROBLEM?

NOW, OUT YOU GO!

[♪♪♪]

I GUESS THIS IS IT.

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT SCARED?

[SCOFFS] ME?

SCARED OF VENTURING OUT ALONE

INTO THE COLD, VAST EMPTINESS

OF SPACE?

OF COURSE NOT.

WELL, I THINK

YOU'RE VERY BRAVE.

GOOD LUCK.

OH...

NEXT TIME, PUT THE HELMET ON

AFTER THE GOODBYE.

I WAS RIGHT.

JUST A COUPLE OF FRIED CIRCUITS.

SHOULD BE EASY.

ALL I NEED ARE THESE PLIERS.

WOW.

- HARD TO HOLD THEM - IN THESE GLOVES...

AH!

OOPS.

DANG!

YOU CALLED?

[SCREAMS]

DON'T BOTHER.

IN SPACE,

NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM!

DANG?

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

VIETNAM.

I THOUGHT YOU KNEW.

- LOOKS LIKE - YOU COULD USE HELP.

YES!

DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF PLIERS?

FLAT NOSE, ROUND NOSE,

OR NEEDLE NOSE?

NEEDLE NOSE.

SORRY, I ONLY HAVE FLAT NOSE.

FINE.

I GUESS I COULD TRY USING THOSE.

THESE ARE NEEDLE NOSE.

HUH.

STORE GIVE ME WRONG PLIERS.

GOOD THING I KEEP RECEIPT.

DANG!

I CALLED?

[SCREAMS]

[CIRCUITS SPARK AND FIZZ]

YES!

WE DID IT!

HERE YOU...

GO?

MY KEYCARD!

MY SPACE SAMMICH!

[SNORING]

[QUIETLY]

BEAR, YOU UP?

- GOOD. - NOW'S MY CHANCE.

[TWIG CRACKS UNDERFOOT]

[BEAR ROARS]

NICE BEAR. EASY...

[ROARING]

HMM, I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE RENTED

THE MALE BEAR COSTUME,

- BUT THIS ONE WAS - SO MUCH MORE FLATTERING

TO MY FIGURE.

LOOK AT ME.

I'M GORGEOUS!

[ROARING]

WHOA-KAY!

OKAY, UH...

[ROARING]

- LET ME JUST - SLIP INTO SOMETHING

MORE COMFORTABLE.

UH...

AH, HEY...

[CHUCKLING]

PRETTY NICE...

[GRUMBLING]

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

YOU... BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

[ROARING]

[SCREAMS]

- OKAY, ALL SYSTEMS - SEEM TO BE OPERATIONAL.

THEY SURE ARE.

- THIS DECAF YOU MADE - IS DELICIOUS.

OOH, IT'S...

FLASHING.

LOOKS LIKE COMMUNICATIONS

ARE BACK UP, TOO.

GO FOR COPERNICUS.

THERE YOU ARE.

DID YOU HANG UP ON ME?

NO, I HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT.

- WELL, I HOPE YOU WERE WEARING - ASTRONAUT DIAPERS.

- I HAD A SLIGHT FENDER BENDER - WITH AN ASTEROID.

WHAT?

YOU DENTED MY BABY?

DON'T WORRY.

- I FIXED IT, ALL SYSTEMS - ARE UP AND RUNNING,

AND WE'RE HEADED HOME!

FORGET IT.

YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH

TO DRIVE.

NOW, LET'S GET TO THAT MALL!

[♪♪♪]

WELL, GUYS,

IT'S GOOD TO BE

BACK ON EARTH.

IT'S LIKE WE NEVER LEFT.

TALKING HUMANS?

CURIOUS.

[SCREAMING IN TERROR]

[LAUGHING]

- WE LOVE DOING THAT - WHEN GUYS COME BACK FROM SPACE.

I QUIT.

BECAUSE OF A PRANK?

- WHAT KIND OF A BABY - QUITS BECAUSE OF A PRANK?

[LAUGHING]

IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF THE PRANK.

IS IT THE COFFEE THING?

- BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO - DO THAT ANYMORE.

YOU FIXED A SHIP.

IN SPACE!

THAT IS CRAZY AWESOME!

REDBUM WILL GET US COFFEE.

- [SHRIEKING AND CHEEPING, - MUG SMASHES]

OR WE'LL JUST GET IT OURSELVES.

I'M NOT MEANT TO BE HERE.

I'M MEANT TO BE

A TEACHER.

I'M GOING BACK TO FINNEGAN HIGH

TO BE WITH MY FRIENDS.

HE HAS FRIENDS

AT FINNEGAN HIGH?

[SCOFFS] NOT LIKELY.

- YEAH, I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM - HANG OUT WITH ANYONE BUT US.

- I'M NOT EVEN SURE - HE HAS IMAGINARY FRIENDS.

WELL, I'M GOING BACK ANYWAY.

[♪♪♪]

[PANTING WITH EXHAUSTION]

OH...

DID YOU KNOW

- THAT NO ONE WILL STOP - AND PICK UP A BEAR?

THE GOOD NEWS IS

I ESCAPED,

- AND I HAVE - A NEW APPRECIATION FOR LIFE.

EVERY DAY IS A GOOD DAY.

HEY, MR. TATER,

I'M BACK.

EXCEPT TODAY.

NO!

AND WE HAVE

ANOTHER SURPRISE FOR YOU.

[BEEPING]

[CLANKING AND WHIRRING]

[SHIVERING]

WHERE AM I?

HUH?

[BEAR GROWLING]

[SCREAMING IN HORROR]

[♪♪♪]