Original subtitles

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- BY USING THIS HOMEMADE - VAN DE GRAAFF GENERATOR,

- WE CAN DEMONSTRATE - THE ATTRACTIVE POWER

OF STATIC ELECTRICITY.

- AT ITS LOWEST SETTING, - IT CAN ATTRACT PIECES OF LINT.

[GENERATOR WHIRRING]

WOW!

- MY BELLY BUTTON HAS NEVER - BEEN THIS CLEAN.

- YOU COULD EAT SOUP - OUT OF THIS THING.

[CLASS GROANS IN DISGUST]

- AT A MEDIUM SETTING, - IT CAN ATTRACT LARGER OBJECTS.

DOES ANYONE HAVE

A SOCK WE CAN USE?

OH, THERE'S ONE HERE

STICKING OUT OF YOUR BAG.

WHAT IS THIS?

SOME SORT OF PUPPET?

[QUICKLY] THAT'S NOTHING!

[GENERATOR WHIRRING]

- [DERBY]: - IT LOOKS LIKE ECHO.

OKAY...

I THINK WE'VE LEARNED

ENOUGH SCIENCE FOR ONE DAY.

EVERYONE!

I HAVE SOME EXCITING NEWS.

MORE EXCITING THAN,

- "WE'VE LEARNED ENOUGH - SCIENCE FOR ONE DAY?"

AS I'M SURE YOU ALL KNOW,

- THE LONG ANTICIPATED - MOVIE ADAPTATION

OF "GRAVE BETRAYAL,"

- BOOK ONE OF - THE "SAND AND SOIL CHRONICLES"

IS COMING OUT NEXT MONTH!

I KNOW.

- I'M ON THE WAITING LIST - FOR A WRISTBAND

- THAT PUTS YOU - ON THE WAITING LIST

TO STAND IN LINE FOR A TICKET

TO THE TICKET LINE.

WAY AHEAD OF YOU, SISTER.

BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA NEED THEM.

- BECAUSE FINNEGAN HIGH - HAS BEEN SELECTED

- FOR AN ADVANCE - HALLOWEEN SCREENING!

- [STUDENTS SQUEAL] - SHUT UP!

SIR.

HOW MANY OF YOU

HAVE READ THESE BOOKS?

AND HOW MANY OF YOU

HAVE READ THE CHAPTER

ON ELECTRO-STATICS

IN YOUR SCIENCE TEXTBOOK?

I SKATED THROUGH

HIGH SCHOOL.

WHO WOULDN'T BE INTO

SUCH A BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY

SET AGAINST THE BACKDROP

OF AN EPIC WAR

BETWEEN MUMMIES AND ZOMBIES?

IT'S GOT PASSION, ROMANCE,

SEVERED LIMBS!

WELL, I'M CERTAINLY INTO... IT.

COOL.

- MAYBE WE COULD SIT TOGETHER - AT THE MOVIE TONIGHT.

THAT'S GREAT!

AND IF YOU GET FRIGHTENED,

- YOU CAN BURY YOUR HEAD - IN THE POWERFUL EMBRACE

OF MY COMFORTING ARMS.

[STUDENTS MURMUR IN CONFUSION]

THAT OFFER IS OPEN

TO ALL OF YOU.

I MAY TAKE YOU UP ON THAT.

WELL, I'LL BE FINE.

NOTHING SCARES ME.

[GENERATOR WHIRRING]

[SCREAMING]

[♪♪♪]

♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER

HELLO, FALL ♪

♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING

TO GET HERE ♪

♪ SINCE WE BOTH

WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪

♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID?

WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪

♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪

♪ CAN CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT ♪

♪ BUT I WON'T HEAR I WORD

WHERE I AM HERE ♪

♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪

[♪♪♪]

MOM...

IS THERE SOMETHING

YOU'D LIKE TO TELL ME?

YES.

THE DRYER IS BROKEN,

- AND THIS IS THE ONLY THING - I HAVE TO WEAR.

- I FIGURED IT WAS - SOMETHING LIKE THAT,

AND NOT THAT

YOU ACTUALLY LANDED A MAN.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

HUTCH?

AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD

FOR TRICK OR TREATING?

- UNLESS THAT'S - A REALLY GOOD COSTUME,

AND YOU'RE A KID SITTING

ON ANOTHER KID'S SHOULDERS.

ACTUALLY, I'M JUST HERE

TO MEET IVY.

THAT'S RIGHT.

- I'M TAKING HUTCH OUT - FOR A BIRTHDAY SURPRISE.

YOUR BIRTHDAY IS ON HALLOWEEN?

- YOUR PARENTS - MUST HAVE THROWN YOU

SOME PRETTY FUN PARTIES

AS A KID.

THEY WERE ALL RIGHT.

- I MEAN, A LOT OF KIDS - SHOWED UP.

- OF COURSE, I DIDN'T - REALLY KNOW ANY OF THEM.

- AND THEY DIDN'T - BRING ME PRESENTS.

- IN FACT, THEY MOSTLY JUST - TOOK CANDY AND LEFT.

ARE YOU SURE

- THOSE WEREN'T JUST - TRICK-OR-TREATERS?

I DON'T THINK SO.

THAT WOULD MEAN MY PARENTS

- NEVER ACTUALLY THREW ME - A BIRTHDAY PARTY.

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHTER TURNS TO

[GASPING IN HORROR]

- NO WONDER THE CLOWNS - WOULD NEVER STICK AROUND

TO DO A SHOW!

THIS BOOK IS SO BORING.

I'M ON PAGE EIGHT

- AND I'VE ALREADY TAKEN - THREE NAPS.

THERE YOU ARE.

HEY, MOM, GREAT COSTUME.

BRIDE OF... NO ONE?

I'M FORCED TO WEAR THIS,

BECAUSE ALL MY CLOTHES ARE WET,

- SINCE SOMEBODY - DISMANTLED THE DRYER.

I NEEDED THE PARTS

- TO BUILD - MY VAN DE GRAAFF GENERATOR.

- WELL, NOW YOU CAN USE - THE PARTS

- FROM YOUR - VAN DE GRAAFF GENERATOR

TO BUILD A DRYER.

I PROMISE I'LL FIX IT LATER.

- BUT I HAVE TO - GET TO SCHOOL.

OH, NO.

- YOU'RE NOT LEAVING - UNTIL YOU FIX THAT DRYER,

- AND THE VACUUM CLEANER, - AND THE OVEN.

- WAIT, I DIDN'T - TAKE APART THE OVEN.

I KNOW, BUT IT'S NOT WORKING.

BUT I HAVE TO GET TO SCHOOL.

TONIGHT'S...

PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCES.

ON HALLOWEEN?

- WHAT BETTER NIGHT - TO DELIVER SCARY NEWS

ABOUT UNDER-ACHIEVING STUDENTS?

- WELL, I GUESS - IF IT'S FOR WORK...

THANKS! SEE YA.

WAIT A SECOND,

IVY DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT

PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCES.

TRICK OR TREAT!

I CHOOSE TREAT.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

- I'M STARVING - AND THE OVEN'S BROKEN.

MOVE IT, FIREMAN!

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[SCREAMS]

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

SCHOOL UNDER ATTACK.

ATTENTION, CREATURES OF NIGHT!

THIS NOT NIGHT SCHOOL!

WE'RE NOT REALLY

MONSTERS.

- WE'RE JUST - DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN.

HALLOWEEN?

- YEAH, DON'T YOU HAVE - A DAY IN VIETNAM

- WHERE YOU GET - DRESSED UP IN COSTUMES?

OH, YOU MEAN "DRESS UP

LIKE LEAF MONKEY

AND STEAL FANCY HATS BACK

FROM REAL LEAF MONKEY DAY."

- ON HALLOWEEN, - YOU CARVE PUMPKINS,

YOU DRESS UP

- AND GO DOOR TO DOOR - ASKING FOR CANDY,

- YOU THROW EGGS WHEN YOU DON'T - GET THE GOOD KIND OF CANDY.

THEN YOU EAT

SO MUCH CANDY,

YOUR TEETH ACHE,

AND YOUR VISION BLURS,

AND YOU SEE UNICORNS

WHERE THERE ARE NO UNICORNS.

OW!

- WATCH IT WITH - THAT HORN, BUDDY!

MR. YOUNG.

- WHY AREN'T YOU - IN COSTUME?

I AM.

I'M DRESSED AS FRANKENSTEIN.

FRANKENSTEIN?

OH, I UNDERSTAND THE CONFUSION.

"WHERE ARE THE BIG SHOES?

THE BOLTS ON THE NECK?"

I'M NOT FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER.

I'M DR. FRANKENSTEIN.

- WELL, IT'S CASUAL FRIDAY - AT THE LAB.

LOSER!

ADAM!

- WHY AREN'T YOU DRESSED LIKE - A CHARACTER FROM THE BOOK?

- ARE YOU TEAM JOSH - OR TEAM ETHAN?

TEAM JOSH?

[GASPING IN HORROR]

YOU'D CHOOSE

THAT SKEEVY MUMMY PRINCE

- OVER THE NOBLE - ZOMBIE WARRIOR?

L-LET ME FINISH.

TEAM JOSH... PEOPLE

AREN'T WORTH THE BANDAGES

THEY'RE WRAPPED IN.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE BEST

ABOUT COMMANDER ETHAN,

- THE LEADER - OF THE ZOMBIES?

- WELL, I'M INTRIGUED - BY HIS AUTONOMIC MOVEMENTS

AFTER DEATH,

AND ITS IMPLICATIONS

- IN THE FIELD OF - NERVE STIMULATION RESEARCH.

I-I MEAN...

HE'S DREAMY.

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HELLO?

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

[SCREAMS]

DANG?

WHERE ARE ALL THE PARENTS?

THE PARKING LOT IS FULL OF CARS.

DON'T ASK ME.

I TOO BUSY

CARVING PUMPKIN.

I LIKE END PIECE.

ACTUALLY,

WHEN YOU CARVE A PUMPKIN,

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A FACE.

OKAY.

I MEANT LIKE THIS.

NOW, I'VE BEEN

CARVING PUMPKINS

SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL,

- SO DON'T EXPECT TO DO ANYTHING - THIS FANCY.

- NOW, WHY DON'T YOU - GIVE IT A TRY?

STAND BACK.

[GIVES WAR CRY]

DANG?

- LOOK WHAT YOU DID - TO MY DRESS!

IN MY DEFENSE,

I SAID, STAND BACK.

SO, WHAT'S

MY BIRTHDAY SURPRISE?

- WHAT WOULD YOU SAY - IF I TOLD YOU

- WE WERE GOING TO SEE - THE WORLD PREMIERE

- OF THE MOST ANTICIPATED - HALLOWEEN MOVIE

IN DECADES?

I WOULD SAY GOODBYE.

HALLOWEEN AND I ARE NO LONGER

ON SPEAKING TERMS.

WHICH IS WHY I BROUGHT YOU

HERE FOR A PICNIC.

OH, NO!

I FORGOT THE BLANKET...

AND THE FOOD...

AND THE FACT

THAT PICNICS ARE LAME.

- LET'S GO TO A RESTAURANT - INSTEAD.

WAIT.

ARE THOSE

HALLOWEEN COSTUMES?

OF COURSE NOT!

- THESE MUST BE PEOPLE - WHO WERE HORRIBLY INJURED

IN A BUS ACCIDENT.

- SO, WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE, - CHINESE?

- I RECOGNIZE - SOME OF THE INJURED.

THEY'RE STUDENTS HERE.

THIS IS TERRIBLE!

HORRIBLE.

HEARTBREAKING.

ITALIAN?

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

TO THE NURSE'S OFFICE

TO GET FIRST AID SUPPLIES.

I CAN'T JUST STAND BY

AND WATCH THESE PEOPLE SUFFER.

I'M A TRAINED LIFEGUARD.

I TOOK AN OATH.

WHOA!

WE'VE GOT A BLEEDER OVER HERE.

- IVY, QUICK, - APPLY PRESSURE TO THE WOUND,

- AND KEEP HIM STABLE - UNTIL I GET BACK.

WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?

I'M NOT BLEEDING.

- I FAINT AT THE SIGHT - OF REAL BLOOD.

THAT LOOKS PLENTY REAL TO ME.

NO, IT DOESN'T.

[SCREAMS]

WHERE IS HE?

DERBY?

DERBY, IS THAT YOU?

DERBY, ARE YOU IN THERE?

- WHO ARE YOU - LOOKING FOR?

DERBY!

OH, DID YOU

CHECK THAT ONE?

THERE YOU ARE.

OH, NICE COSTUME!

- DR. FRANKENSTEIN - ON CASUAL FRIDAY?

[CHUCKLES]

I NEED YOUR HELP.

I'M TRYING TO CONVINCE ECHO

- I KNOW SOMETHING - ABOUT THIS STUPID BOOK.

[EVERYONE GROWLS]

W-WHICH IS TO SAY I LOVE IT!

- AS IN, "YO, THIS BOOK - IS STUPID AWESOME!"

THE PROBLEM IS...

I HAVEN'T READ IT.

- I NEED YOU TO HELP ME - BE A ZOMBIE.

[GROWLING]

WHAT DO YOU HAVE

AGAINST ZOMBIES?

- WHAT DO THEY HAVE AGAINST - US MUMMIES?

THEY EAT BRAINS.

WE DON'T HAVE BRAINS.

- OR ANY INTERNAL ORGANS - FOR THAT MATTER.

WELL, EXCEPT FOR ONE.

WE HAVE A HEART.

YES, IT'S KEPT

IN A CERAMIC JAR

IN THE SARCOPHAGUS...

BUT WE HAVE A HEART.

I NEED YOU TO PUT ASIDE

YOUR MUMMY LOYALTIES

- LONG ENOUGH TO HELP ME - CONVINCE ECHO

I'M A DEDICATED ZOMBIE.

TELL YOU WHAT,

- I'LL HELP YOU - WITH YOUR ECHO PROBLEM

- IF YOU HELP ME WITH MY, UH, - UNICORN PROBLEM.

SHOO.

[GROANING WITH EXHAUSTION]

- I CAN'T BELIEVE - I HAVE TO SEE IVY'S TEACHERS

LOOKING LIKE THIS.

TRICK OR TREAT!

[SCREAMS]

DANG, YOU KNOW

- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DRESS UP - FOR HALLOWEEN, RIGHT?

I AM.

THESE MY FORMAL COVERALLS.

I MEANT, IN A COSTUME.

WHY I NOT TALKING

WITH KARAMEL KAPOW IN MY MOUTH?

NOW...

TRICK OR TREAT!

[SCREAMS]

I DON'T HAVE

ANY CANDY IN MY BAG.

WILL YOU SETTLE FOR

VANILLA LIP BALM?

LOOKS LIKE YOU CHOOSE TRICK!

UH-OH.

[SQUEALING]

[SCREAMS]

LET'S GET THIS POOR GUY

PATCHED UP.

HEY!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- DON'T WORRY, - I'M A LIFEGUARD.

I'LL SEDATE HIM.

[HISSING]

GOOD NEWS!

WE WERE ABLE

TO SAVE YOUR LEG.

- IS THIS OKAY, - OR DO YOU NEED A BAG?

[SCREAMS]

[EARPIECE BEEPS]

OKAY, DERBY,

I'M HEADING OVER.

OKAY, READY.

HEY, ECHO.

ADAM, YOU'RE BACK JUST IN TIME.

- LET'S RE-ENACT - THE GRAVEYARD SCENE

FROM THE BOOK.

I'M VERONICA.

YOU BE ETHAN.

NO PROBLEM.

THE GRAVEYARD SCENE.

YOU WILL BE VERONICA.

I WILL BE ETHAN.

GRAVEYARD SCENE, GOT IT.

- WE CAN'T BE CAUGHT HERE - LIKE THIS.

IT'S...

FORBIDDEN.

- "BETTER TO BE CAUGHT - WITH YOU,

THAN SPEND

ETERNITY WITHOUT YOU."

BETTER TO BE CAUGHT WITH YOU,

THAN SPEND ETERNITY WITHOUT YOU.

I'M SO HUNGRY.

"FOR LOVE?"

FOR LOVE?

FOR FLESH.

OW!

[WINCING]

- [WHISPERING]: WHERE - IS THAT EARPIECE!

OOH!

ARE YOU JUMPING TO THE PART

- WHERE WE DIG UP - VERONICA'S FATHER,

AND YOU ASK HIM FOR HER HAND?

I THINK THAT'S HIM

RIGHT THERE.

"NOW WE CAN BE WITH EACH OTHER

FOR ALL ETERNITY,

BECAUSE YOU HAVE HELPED ME

TO FULFILL MY DESTINY.

I AM A ZOMBIE!"

[MUMMIES GROWLING]

NO, WAIT!

DERBY?

- I'M BACK! - WHAT DO I SAY NEXT?

GOT IT!

AH! HELP!

STOP HITTING ME!

NOT THE FACE!

THANK GOODNESS.

I FINALLY ESCAPED

THOSE MONSTERS.

[WHIMPERING]

[SCREAMS]

WHO'S THERE?

I CAN'T SEE!

MY EYES ARE CRUSTED SHUT.

THAT'S BETTER.

[BREAKERS SLAMMING SHUT]

[SCREAMS]

GET BACK!

DON'T HURT ME.

I CAN'T SEE WHERE THE STAIRS...

[SCREAMS]

[GROANING IN PAIN]

YOU LIKE MY COSTUME?

IT WAS THIS OR LOVABLE HOBO.

WAIT...

- WHO'S WORKING - THE BACK OF THE DRAGON?

HEY, THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN

CHASING THAT OTHER MUMMY AROUND.

I'M TOTALLY NOT HIM.

I'M A GIRL MUMMY!

[MUMMIES GROWL SUSPICIOUSLY]

DERBY, I NEED YOUR HELP.

IT'S DERBETTE,

AND DERBY WARNED ME

ABOUT YOU.

- DID HE TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS - IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF THE BOOK?

- WHY DON'T YOU JUST - ASK YOUR MOM?

SHE'S OBVIOUSLY A FAN.

MY MOM?

- YEAH, I SAW HER - INSIDE THE SCHOOL.

MY MOM?

YEAH, I SAW HER

INSIDE THE SCHOOL.

"MY MOM?"

- YOU SAW HER - INSIDE THE SCHOOL?

- ALL RIGHT, - WE'VE SWITCHED ROLES.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

IF SHE SEES ME HERE,

I'M DEAD.

- DEATH DOESN'T - HAVE TO BE THE END.

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED

MUMMIFICATION?

HUH, FREE CERAMIC JAR.

[♪♪♪]

MR. TATER?

IS HE UNCONSCIOUS?

I'M AFRAID SO.

GREAT, THEN HE WON'T MIND

IF I JUMP AHEAD OF HIM.

I HAVE MULTIPLE CONTUSIONS

ON MY LEFT LEG.

- I NEED YOU - TO WRAP IT FOR ME.

FORGET IT.

- WE'RE JUST GETTING - READY TO LEAVE.

IVY, I TOOK AN OATH.

HOW'S THAT?

BETTER.

OH, NO.

THE PAIN HAS TRAVELED

TO MY OTHER LEG...

- AND BOTH MY ARMS, MY ABDOMEN, - MY NECK, AND MY FACE.

PERFECT.

[GROANING GROGGILY]

[GROANING]

WHA...

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHY HAVE YOU BEEN

DOING THIS TO ME?

- YOU WERE IN A TERRIBLE - BUS ACCIDENT.

NO, I WASN'T.

HE'S CONFUSED.

HE'S CLEARLY BRAIN DAMAGED.

- WE SHOULD AMPUTATE HIS HEAD - AND FREEZE IT.

- UNTIL THEY FIND - A CURE?

WHATEVER.

YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY.

I WAS FINE UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW

WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

I WAS NEVER IN

ANY BUS ACCIDENT!

- [BUS HORN HONKS, - BRAKES SCREECH]

[CRASHING]

WOW, TWICE IN ONE DAY.

WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

BURGERS?

MM-HMM.

I WONDER WHERE ADAM WENT.

- I THOUGHT HE WAS - GOING TO SIT WITH ME.

I'M HERE!

EW, GET AWAY FROM ME,

YOU STINKIN' MUMMY!

I'M NOT GOING IN THERE WITH YOU.

BUT I'M ADAM!

I WONDER WHERE HE WENT.

THE MOVIE IS PROBABLY FILLED

WITH SCARY PARTS,

- PERFECT FOR - HOLDING ONTO SOMEONE TIGHT.

IT'S ME, ADAM!

ADAM?

YOU'RE A MUMMY?

NO,

I'M NOT A MUMMY.

- I'M JUST WEARING THIS - TO HIDE FROM MY...

THERE YOU ARE!

DESPERATE, ANGRY

ZOMBIE SPINSTER?

NICE.

THERE AREN'T ANY

PARENT/TEACHER CONFERENCES

TONIGHT, ARE THERE?

SURE THERE ARE.

- LOOK AT ALL THE MUMMIES - THAT SHOWED UP.

[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]

NOT A LOT OF DADDIES, THOUGH.

YOU LIED TO ME.

OKAY, TECHNICALLY, I DID,

- BUT I WANTED TO COME - AND HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS.

THIS KIND OF THING

- IS EXACTLY THE REASON - I BECAME A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER,

TO HAVE THESE NORMAL,

TEENAGE EXPERIENCES.

- WELL, YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE - ANOTHER ONE.

YOU'RE GROUNDED!

WAIT!

[GROWLING IN ANGER]

STOP!

HEY, THAT ZOMBIE IS ATTACKING

ONE OF OUR BROTHERS-IN-BANDAGES.

LET'S GET THOSE FLESH-EATERS!

[ROARING AND MOANING]

THE MUMMIES ARE ATTACKING!

SHOW NO MERCY.

WE'LL EAT THEIR FLESH

- AND FLOSS - WITH THEIR WRAPPINGS!

[MOANING AND GROANING]

BRAINS...

BRAINS!

- WOW, ARE YOU EVER - BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE.

[ALL GROANING AND ROARING]

THIS GOING TO BE EPIC BATTLE...

SOMETIME IN NEXT SIX

TO EIGHT HOURS.

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WELL, THAT MOVIE

WAS STUPID.

- YEAH, AND NOT - STUPID AWESOME.

STUPID STUPID.

[GROANING]

TRICK OR TREAT!

[MOANS]

DANG...

I HAVE THREE CRACKED RIBS

AND A PUNCTURED LIVER.

MM...

THAT DOES SOUND DELICIOUS.

BUT THAT NOT CANDY.

[WHIMPERING]

I DON'T HAVE ANY CANDY.

OH, SO YOU CHOOSE TRICK!

[YELPS]

[GROANS IN RESIGNATION]

I HATE HALLOWEEN.

I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

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