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Original subtitles

JUST A REMINDER

- ABOUT TONIGHT'S CAMP-OUT - UNDER THE STARS.

- TRUST ME, YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS - THIS OPPORTUNITY

TO WITNESS AN ACTUAL METEOR.

- WILL WE BE ABLE TO SEE IT - WITH THE NAKED EYE?

"NAKED."

[SAPPILY]: NAKED...

QUICK QUESTION.

- IS THE METEOR - GONNA CRASH INTO LAND,

- CREATING A DUST CLOUD - THAT BLOTS OUT THE SUN,

SO WE FREEZE TO DEATH?

OR, WILL IT SLAM INTO WATER,

TURNING OUR OCEANS TO STEAM,

SO WE COOK LIKE A BAG OF

FROZEN BRUSSELS SPROUTS?

BETTER BE THE FIRST ONE.

I HATE BRUSSELS SPROUTS.

NEITHER.

THIS METEOR WILL BE

PASSING HARMLESSLY BY THE EARTH.

OH, SURE. THAT'S WHAT

ALL THE SCIENTISTS SAY.

YOU HAVE NOTHING

TO WORRY ABOUT.

AS YOU CAN SEE,

THE TRAJECTORY OF THE METEOR

WILL CARRY IT PAST EARTH

AT A DISTANCE OF WELL OVER...

[CRASHING AND SHATTERING]

THAT'S IT.

WE'RE DOOMED!

- LUCKILY, I'M PREPARED - FOR SUCH AN EVENT.

I'VE MADE A BUCKET LIST,

- COMPRISED OF - ALL THE THINGS I WANT TO DO

- BEFORE DEATH - RAINS DOWN FROM ABOVE.

THIS IS YOUR BUCKET LIST?

- IT ONLY HAS - ONE THING ON IT.

"MAKE A BUCKET LIST."

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE

I HAVE MY WORK CUT OUT FOR ME.

FIRST, I GOT TO GET A PEN.

- OH, I SHOULD PUT THAT - ON MY BUCKET LIST!

BUT I'LL NEED A PEN.

♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER

HELLO, FALL ♪

- ♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING - TO GET HERE ♪

♪ SINCE WE BOTH

WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪

♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID?

WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪

♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪

♪ CAN CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT

BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD ♪

♪ WHERE I AM HERE ♪

♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪

[♪♪♪]

STOP.

- WHY'D YOU EVEN - GET OUT OF THE CAR

- IF YOU WEREN'T - GOING TO HELP ME?

OOF!

[LAUGHING]: TO WATCH THIS.

[GIGGLING]

IT'S EVEN FUNNIER UP CLOSE.

YOU CALL THAT

A TELESCOPE?

IT'S MORE LIKE A MICRO...

TELESCOPE.

SLAB?

- IT'S NOT LIKE YOU - TO SHOW UP FOR A SCHOOL EVENT.

OR SCHOOL.

I'M NOT HERE

FOR YOUR LAME CAMP-OUT.

THIS IS WHERE I ALWAYS COME

TO OBSERVE THE MAJESTIC TAPESTRY

THAT IS OUR SOLAR SYSTEM.

OH-HO-HO!

THAT COMET

JUST PUNCHED PLUTO IN THE FACE.

YOU'RE INTO ASTROLOGY?

[EXHALES]

"ASTRONOMY"

HAPPENS TO BE A HOBBY OF MINE.

I ENJOY OBSERVING THE UNIVERSE.

- WOW... HUH! - NICE TELESCOPE.

CAN I JUST...

[GRUNTS]

THERE ARE THREE THINGS

- THAT I NEVER SHARE - WITH ANYBODY.

MY TELESCOPE,

- MY VIEWS - ON MODERN RELIGION,

AND STRAWS.

THIS IS IT?

WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

I DON'T KNOW.

- I WAS EXPECTING - WAY MORE PEOPLE.

- I MEAN, WHO WOULDN'T WANT - TO SPEND THE NIGHT

- LEARNING ABOUT - THE WONDERS OF SPACE?

- IT'S JUST AS MUCH FUN - AS A REGULAR SCIENCE CLASS,

ONLY WAY LONGER.

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

I'M ENJOYING THE VIEW.

- DID YOU KNOW HUTCH ANDERSON DOES - ARM-CURLS WITH HIS BLINDS UP?

OKAY, WHO WANTS

TO GET THEIR LEARN ON?

[CHUCKLES AT HIS JOKE]

HEY THERE, PEOPLE.

MR. TATER?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WELL, I HEARD ABOUT

YOUR LITTLE CAMP-OUT,

- AND I FIGURED - YOU NEEDED ADULT SUPERVISION.

- WAIT, I THOUGHT - I WAS SUPERVISING.

I AM A TEACHER, AFTER ALL.

YOU'RE ALSO 14.

THIS IS A JOB

FOR A RESPONSIBLE ADULT.

OKAY, PEOPLE.

- WATER-BALLOON FIGHT - IN 20 MINUTES.

- WE'RE HERE TO WITNESS - A MAJOR ASTRONOMICAL EVENT,

NOT PLAY "SUMMER CAMP."

I KNOW, BUT...

MOMMY NEVER LET ME GO TO CAMP.

OH, SURE, WE'D SET UP A TENT

IN THE ATTIC AND DRESS UP MY...

HER PORCELAIN DOLLS

IN KHAKI SHORTS,

- AND HAVE A TUG-OF-WAR, - BUT...

IT WAS SO UNFAIR!

THERE WERE, LIKE, 10 OF THEM.

- YOU KNOW, CAMPFIRES - AREN'T ALLOWED IN THE QUAD.

BUMMER, RIGHT?

- LUCKILY, I BROUGHT - THE NEXT BEST THING...

AN ELECTRIC FIREPLACE.

[SIGHS]

- WELL, HUTCH JUST LOWERED - HIS BLINDS,

SO I'M OUT OF HERE.

WAIT.

- ON YOUR WAY THROUGH THE SCHOOL, - WOULD YOU MIND PLUGGING THIS IN?

- BUT... - OFF YOU GO.

THEREFORE,

ONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO MEASURE

THE SIZE OF A METEOR

- BY EXAMINING THE RATIO - OF TWO ISOTOPES OF OSMIUM...

OSMIUM 187 AND...

OSMIUM 189.

- I'M KIDDING, OF COURSE! - [SNICKERS]

IT'S OSMIUM 188!

- YEAH, CAN WE SEE - THE METEOR ALREADY?

- IT'LL BE HOURS - BEFORE WE CAN SEE IT.

THEN WHY ARE WE HERE?

AH... THE AGE-OLD QUESTION.

- TOO BAD I DON'T SHARE - MY VIEWS ON MODERN RELIGION.

- AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT - ASKING TO SHARE MY STRAW.

[STRUMS GUITAR]

- I'LL TELL YOU - WHY WE'RE HERE.

FOR A CLASSIC

CAMPFIRE SING-ALONG!

- COME ON, EVERYBODY! - THE FIRE'S ALMOST PLUGGED IN.

[GASPS, DISORIENTED]

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

[♪♪♪]

♪ ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR... ♪

[SCRAPING]

- ♪...BOAT - GENTLY DOWN THE... ♪

[SCRAPING]

♪ ...STREAM ♪

♪ MERRILY, MERRILY... ♪

[GRUNTS]

♪ ...MERRILY... ♪

[HEARTH CLATTERS]

♪ ...MERRILY

LIFE IS BUT A... ♪

[SCRAPES PAVEMENT]

WE'RE NOT MOVING AGAIN.

[HAUGHTILY]: FINE.

[GRUNTS]

[YELPS]: AH!

FAKE FIRE, REAL PAIN!

[THUD]

HEY!

I USING THAT PLUG!

[HUFFS]

OH, GOOD. IT'S OFF.

- MR. TATER - WANTS THAT PLUGGED IN.

AH!

[THUD]

I NOT CARE!

IN MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.

- WELL, I'M TRYING - TO LEAVE.

[TATER YELPS LIKE A GIRL]

- I COULD DO THIS - ALL NIGHT.

ME, TOO.

[TATER YELPS LIKE A GIRL]

- LOOKS LIKE - IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, SLAB.

[TATER YELPS LIKE A GIRL]

TWO GUYS

WITH STARS IN OUR EYES,

- AND THE SOLAR SYSTEM - COURSING THROUGH OUR...

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

AWAY FROM YOU.

IT'S EITHER THAT,

OR TEAR OUT YOUR VOCAL CHORDS.

- DO YOU NEED ME - TO HOLD THE DOOR FOR YOU?

THERE.

NOW I CAN

GET BACK TO WORK.

[HORSE WHINNIES]

DANG?

DO YOU HAVE A HORSE IN THERE?

[HORSE NEIGHS]

WAS THAT A HORSE NEIGH,

- OR YOU ANSWERING MY QUESTION - IN THE NEGATIVE

WITH THE ARCHAIC FORM OF "NO"...

"NAY?"

[HOOVES CLOPPING]

DANG. DID YOU

PUT ON METAL SHOES

TO RUN AWAY FROM ME

TO AVOID ANSWERING MY QUESTION?

NAY. I'M JUST PLAYING

A JOUSTING VIDEO GAME...

"LORD OF THE LANCE!"

[GAME THEME PLAYS]

HOW DO YOU PLAY?

- I MUST - DEFEAT RED KNIGHT

TO IMPRESS KING

- AND WIN - HAND OF PRINCESS.

EWW!

WHY WOULD YOU WANT

THE HAND OF A PRINCESS?

- BECAUSE IT ATTACHED - TO REST OF PRINCESS!

WAIT...

WHY ALL THE QUESTIONS?

DID RED KNIGHT

SEND YOU?

NOT TODAY, SIR DEMON!

["HOOVES" CLOPPING]

[GRUNTS]

[VIDEO HORSE NEIGHS]

- [GAME VOICE]: - WINNER: BLUE KNIGHT!

THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT?

NAY!

[CLOPPING]

IT TAKE

PRECISION TIMING,

PERFECT HAND-EYE

COORDINATION AND...

[WHOOSH-THUD]

[GAME VOICE]:

WINNER: RED KNIGHT!

THAT WAS EASY.

WELL, SEEYA.

NOT SO FAST!

WELL... SEE... YA.

[♪♪♪]

HEY, EVERYONE!

EXCITING NEWS.

- THE METEOR IS NOW CLOSE ENOUGH - TO SEE THROUGH THE TELESCOPE,

AND IT LOOKS SPECTACULAR.

[ALL MURMURING EXCITEDLY]

SORRY. I GUESS

- THE WONDERS OF THE UNIVERSE - ARE MORE APPEALING

THAN A BURNT MEAT TUBE

ON A STICK.

- THE PORCELAIN DOLLS - NEVER CRITICIZED MY COOKING.

- WELL, EXCEPT FOR - THAT ONE CURLY-HAIRED HARPY

WITH THE CRACKS IN HER FACE.

AND EVEN THEN,

- I KNEW HER ANGER - WASN'T AIMED AT ME,

- BUT AT - HER HIDEOUS DISFIGUREMENT.

- ALL I SEE - IS A TINY, LITTLE DOT OF LIGHT.

THAT'S THE METEOR!

ISN'T IT MAGNIFICENT?

REMEMBER THIS MOMENT,

- SO ONE DAY YOU CAN TELL OUR KIDS - WHERE YOU WERE

ON THIS MOST MAGICAL OF NIGHTS.

DID YOU SAY "OUR KIDS?"

YES.

CALL ME A DREAMER,

- BUT I ALWAYS ASSUMED - THAT SOMEDAY,

YOU AND I WOULD...

OPEN A PETTING ZOO TOGETHER...

STRICTLY

AS "BUSINESS PARTNERS"...

- IN WHICH, AMONG OTHER ANIMALS, - WE WOULD HAVE BABY GOATS.

OUR... "KIDS."

WELL, SHOW ME A BUSINESS PLAN

AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT.

I WILL DO THAT.

HEY, GANG, IT'S TIME

TO PRANK THE LONER

- WHO DOESN'T FIT IN - WITH THE COOL KIDS.

- UNFORTUNATELY, - MR. YOUNG HERE

- IS TECHNICALLY - A TEACHER, SO...

- LET'S GO SMEAR - PEANUT BUTTER

- INSIDE SOMEONE ELSE'S - SLEEPING BAG.

[EXCITED MURMURING]

NOT YOU GUYS, TOO!

- "FILL SLEEPING BAG - WITH PEANUT BUTTER."

WHAT CAN I DO?

ECHO? A PRANK? YOU?

WHAT WOULD OUR KIDS SAY?

OTHER THAN...

"BA-A-A-A-AH?"

NO OFFENSE, BUT YOUR SPACE ROCK

IS KIND OF BORING.

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

PSST!

MR. YOUNG!

I WANT IN.

- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW - WHAT I'M PLANNING.

SURE, I DO.

YOU'RE OPENING A PETTING ZOO.

I WANT IN.

- I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE - WHAT OUR KIDS LOOK LIKE.

[CLOPPING]

PREPARE TO EAT DIRT

- AT THE BOOTS OF - THE MIGHTY BLUE KNIGHT

[ROARS]: HOO-WYAH!

OH, YEAH?

- WELL, THE FEARSOME - RED KNIGHT

- TOOK SIX YEARS OF - RIBBON DANCE

- AT TUMBLIN' TAMMY'S - TICKLE-TIME GYM!

[LANCE WHOOSHING]

- [LANCES THUDDING, - HORSE NEIGHS]

- [GAME VOICE]: - WINNER...

BLUE KNIGHT!

DANG!

IS THE WINNER!

OKAY, YOU CAN GO NOW.

TIME FOR CHAMPION

TO GET KISS FROM PRINCESS.

[SPRITZING]

[SPRITZING]

YOU'RE NOT THE CHAMPION.

WE'RE TIED.

- THE ONLY THING - YOU CAN KISS

IS YOUR BUTT GOODBYE.

[CLOPPING]

[STARTS CLOPPING]

I ACTUALLY CAN DO THAT!

- YEARS OF MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING - HAVE MADE ME VERY FLEXIBLE.

- [TATER CHUCKLES]: HEH. - LOOK AT ALL THAT PEANUT BUTTER.

EXCELLENT WORK, CAMPERS.

WAIT A MINUTE...

THAT'S MY TENT.

[KIDS SNICKERING]

LISTEN UP, EVERYONE.

IT SEEMS THE METEOR

HAS JUST CHANGED ITS TRAJECTORY

- AND IS NOW ON A COLLISION COURSE - WITH EARTH!

[COLLECTIVELY GASPING]

- EVERYONE, FOLLOW ME - TO THE TELESCOPE.

I MEAN, WHAT COULD BE

MORE ENTICING

- THAN A FRONT-ROW SEAT - TO MANKIND'S EXTINCTION?

[EXCITED MURMURING]

WHO WANTS S'MORES?

[EXCITED GASPING]

[GAME MUSIC PLAYS]

OKAY.

KING'S FEAST OVER.

HOW WAS YOUR TURKEY LEG?

A LITTLE DRY.

TOO BAD. CORN VERY SWEET.

MUCH LIKE VICTORY!

BACK TO BATTLE!

[ROARS]: HUZZAH!

[BOTH CLOPPING]

WAIT!

- I HAVE BIT OF CORN - STUCK IN MY TEETH.

SLAB, I'M SO GLAD

YOU DECIDED TO JOIN US.

I DECIDED TO JOIN THE S'MORES.

NOT YOU.

WHEN THEY'RE GONE,

SO AM I.

EVERYONE, COME QUICK!

UGH. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

HAVE SOME MORE S'MORES.

OH! I JUST GOT IT!

SOME... MORES!

LISTEN...

- THE METEOR - IS JUST HIDING THE TRUE THREAT.

- BEHIND IT - IS AN ALIEN SPACESHIP!

[OVERLAPPING]: OOH! AHH!

THEY'RE GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED

WHEN THEY GET HERE

- AND EARTH'S ALREADY BEEN - DESTROYED

- BY THE VERY SAME METEOR - THEY'RE HIDING BEHIND.

"ENJOY SOMETHING IRONIC."

CHECK.

- OBVIOUSLY, THEY COME - FROM A DISTANT GALAXY,

WHERE A CIVIL WAR

HAS RENDERED THEIR PLANET

UNINHABITABLE.

SO THEY'VE TRAVELED

THROUGH SPACE,

LOOKING FOR A PLANET

WITH A SIMILAR ATMOSPHERE,

IN ORDER TO ENSLAVE

THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE.

[PANICKED GASPING]

WAIT A MINUTE.

THAT'S THE PLOT OF, LIKE,

50 SCIENCE-FICTION MOVIES...

INDEPENDENCE DAY,

BATTLEFIELD: EARTH,

- SANTA CLAUS - CONQUERS THE MARTIANS...

- DON'T TALK TO ME - ABOUT SANTA CLAUS.

- YEAR AFTER YEAR, - I ASK HIM FOR CAMPING EQUIPMENT,

BUT WHAT DOES HE BRING ME?

ANOTHER PORCELAIN DOLL.

DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S GOING ON?

- MR. YOUNG MADE UP THE STORY - TO SCARE US.

HE PROBABLY MADE UP THE PART

- ABOUT THE METEOR - HEADING FOR EARTH, TOO.

[SCOFFS]

MR. YOUNG!

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

WE CAN SIT AROUND THE CAMPFIRE

TELLING SCARY STORIES!

- AND THEY FINALLY - FOUND THE BODY

IN THE GENERAL STORE...

[ALL GASP]

AND THE POST OFFICE...

AND THE BARBERSHOP!

[ALL GASPING]

EXCEPT FOR THE FACE.

[YELPS]

THEY NEVER FOUND THE FACE.

[PERKY]: OKAY, WHO'S NEXT?

[TWIG SNAPS]

WAH! IT'S HIM!

IT'S THE FACE-STEALER.

TAKE THE CHILDREN'S FACES!

THEY'RE SMOOTH AND WRINKLE-FREE!

[SQUELCHING]

OKAY...

- I FORGOT ABOUT - THE PEANUT BUTTER.

[TWIG SNAPS]

[ALL GASPING]

THIS IS EXACTLY

WHAT MOMMY SAID WOULD HAPPEN!

I'M COMING, MOMMY!

I'M COMING!

[TWIG SNAPS]

WHO'S THERE?

[♪♪♪]

AN ALIEN!

ADAM WAS RIGHT!

WE'RE UNDER ATTACK.

LET ME HANDLE THIS.

- GLAR BAKK - CHA SHAR GRAAA!

YOU SPEAK KLINGON?

ACTUALLY, I'M FLUENT

IN 12 ALIEN LANGUAGES,

INCLUDING WOOKIEE, TRIBBLE,

MELMACIAN, AND NA'VI.

- [ROBOTICALLY]: - GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS.

OH, IT SPEAKS ENGLISH.

DO YOU KNOW THAT ONE?

- I HAVE JOURNEYED - FROM THE STARS

WITH A SINGLE PURPOSE...

- TO TEACH YOU - ABOUT SCIENCE AND ASTRONOMY...

SPECIFICALLY METEORS

AND THEIR UNIQUE

METALLURGICAL PROPERTIES.

WILL YOU JOIN ME

ON THIS PATH TO DISCOVERY?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

HE SEEMS HARMLESS ENOUGH.

BORING, BUT HARMLESS.

HARMLESS?

- DID YOU SEE HOW THOSE MARTIANS - TREATED POOR SANTA?

NO...

[SLOWLY]: I COME IN PEACE.

THAT'S ALIEN CODE

FOR "CONQUER EARTH

- AND USE HUMANS - AS A POWER SOURCE."

GET HIM!

WAIT! NO! NO...

NO, I'M REALLY JUST...

HE'S AWAKE.

THEN, IT'S TIME.

TO... LET ME GO?

NO. FOR THE ALIEN AUTOPSY.

NOW, HOLD OPEN HIS JAW

SO WE CAN REMOVE HIS TONGUE.

STOP! AH! IT'S ME, ADAM!

- I THINK IT JUST SAID - ITS NAME IS ADAM.

THAT'S ADAM'S NAME.

HE'D BE PROUD OF US

FOR DOING A DISSECTION.

[SIGHS]: TOO BAD

HE'S NOT HERE.

SERIOUSLY, IT'S ME, ADAM.

DERBY, THIS IS YOUR COSTUME.

I GOT IT OUT OF YOUR LOCKER.

YOU WORE IT FOR HALLOWEEN

THREE YEARS IN A ROW.

- WOW, YOU'VE REALLY - DONE YOUR RESEARCH.

- I'M IMPRESSED, - STRANGE VISITOR.

ENOUGH TALK!

TIME TO CUT OPEN

THIS CREATURE'S CHEST.

[ADAM-ALIEN SCREAMS]

[EVERYONE BUT ADAM LAUGHS]

- WHY ARE WE - ALL LAUGHING?

- IT'S WORSE - THAN WE THOUGHT.

THEY CAN REMOVE THEIR SKIN

AND LOOK LIKE US.

VERY FUNNY. YOU GOT ME.

- YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN - THE FEAR IN YOUR EYES. CLASSIC!

OKAY...

EVEN I HAVE TO ADMIT

THAT WAS MORE EXCITING

- THAN WATCHING A HUNK OF ROCK - FLOAT HARMLESSLY THROUGH SPACE.

SWEET MARTIAN MAGMA!

- THE METEOR - REALLY HAS CHANGED COURSE.

IT'S HEADING RIGHT FOR US.

LET ME SEE!

OH, NO!

- THERE MUST - BE SOME MISTAKE.

I'LL CLEAR THIS UP.

OH. INTERESTING.

IT IS HEADED RIGHT FOR US.

IT'S HEADED RIGHT FOR US!

- BET YOU ALL WISH YOU HAD - A BUCKET LIST NOW.

I DON'T NEED ONE.

- THERE'S ONLY ONE THING - I WANT TO DO

BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

ECHO, I LOVE...

[THWACK]

[THUD]

I BET HE WAS GOING TO SAY

"S'MORES."

I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T

LOVE S'MORES?

- I GUESS THE METEOR MOSTLY BURNED - UP IN EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE.

LUCKY FOR MR. YOUNG.

IF IT WAS ANY BIGGER,

IT WOULD HAVE CAVED HIS HEAD IN

LIKE A CANTALOUPE

AND SPLATTERED

HIS BRAINS EVERYWHERE.

ALTHOUGH, ON THE PLUS SIDE,

- IT WOULD'VE HAD A GREAT STORY - TO TELL AT OUR NEXT CAMPFIRE.

I GOTTA SAY...

YOU SCARE ME A LITTLE.

[CLOPPING LIGHTLY]

YOU IN TROUBLE NOW.

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID

SIX HOURS AGO.

[LANCES THRUST]

[ELECTRONIC FOE GRUNTS]

[CHARACTER DIES]

- [GAME VOICE]: - WINNER: RED KNIGHT!

BEST 351 OUT OF 700?

YOU'RE ON.

- [GAME VOICE]: - GAME... OVER!

[TRUMPET FANFARE PLAYS]

OH, NO...

WE MAX OUT ALL

THE GAME LEVELS!

NOW HOW WE DECIDE

WHO IS TRUE...

♪ LORD OF THE LANCE? ♪♪

I HAVE AN IDEA.

[♪♪♪]

[TRUMPET FANFARE PLAYS]

[KA-CHUNK]

[THUD]

- YEAH, I DON'T EVEN - WANT TO KNOW.

[WHINNIES]

[NEIGHS]

[♪♪♪]

[CLANG]

[CRASHING THUD]

[DANG ROARS]: HUZZAH!

[KA-CHINK]

HA!

I WIN!

[SQUEALS]: PRINCESS IS MINE!

HA!

BEST TWO OUT OF THREE?

OKAY.

[LAUGHTER]

[♪♪♪]

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