Original subtitles

IVY, WHY THE LONG FACE?

I'M TOTALLY DEPRESSED,

AND YOU CHOOSE NOW

- TO CRITICIZE - THE SHAPE OF MY HEAD?

I MEANT, WHY SO GLUM?

- I GOT A WARNING LETTER - FROM THE SCHOOL.

- IF I DON'T COMPLETE - MY COMMUNITY VOLUNTEER HOURS,

I CAN'T GRADUATE.

- HOW MANY HOURS - DO YOU HAVE LEFT?

ALL OF THEM.

- IT'S BEEN A SLOW - COUPLE OF YEARS

FOR HELPING OTHERS.

- WELL, I COULD USE - AN EXTRA SET OF HANDS

AT THE SCHOOL CARNIVAL.

FORGET IT.

- I CAN'T BE SEEN HELPING OTHERS - IN FRONT OF PEOPLE I KNOW.

YOU COULD WEAR A DISGUISE.

- EVERY CARNIVAL - NEEDS A CLOWN,

AND, UH... [CHUCKLES]

- YOU ALREADY - HAVE THE EXPERIENCE.

I'LL DO IT!

WHAT?

I THINK

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

- AND I KNOW JUST WHERE - TO GET THE CLOWNIEST OUTFIT

- WITH THE MOST - RIDICULOUS COLOURS.

- MOM, IF YOU NEED ME, - I'LL BE IN YOUR CLOSET.

- OH, UM, YOU KNOW - I DON'T LIKE MY PANCAKES

TOO FLUFFY.

OH, THIS ISN'T FOR YOU.

- IT'S A LITTLE SOMETHING - I'M WHIPPING UP

FOR THE CARNIVAL.

- WOW, YOU'RE REALLY INTO IT - THIS YEAR.

MY JOB IS TO MAKE SURE

IT'S A BIG MONEYMAKER.

- DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE KEY - TO THAT IS?

LONG-FACED CLOWNS?

[IVY]: I HEARD THAT!

$40 CORN DOGS.

- WHY WOULD ANYONE PAY $40 - FOR A CORN DOG?

[STRAINING] THIS IS WHY.

[SHOUTING, CRASHING]

OW! MOM!

- I'M SURE CORN DOGS - HAVE KILLED A LOT OF PEOPLE,

- BUT IT'S USUALLY - MORE OF A CHOLESTEROL THING.

OH, OW!

[GROANING]

- MOM, ARE YOU JUST - GOING TO STAND THERE?

OH, OF COURSE NOT.

- I'M GOING TO COLLECT - MY 40 BUCKS.

[BILLS CRINKLING]

♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER

HELLO, FALL ♪

- ♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING - TO GET HERE ♪

♪ SINCE WE BOTH

WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪

♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪

♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪

♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪

- ♪ COULD CALL ME - WHAT YOU WANT ♪

♪ BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD WHERE

I AM HID ♪

♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪♪

FINALLY.

- I THOUGHT YOUR CLASS - WOULD NEVER END.

- YOU DIDN'T FIND MY LECTURE - ON SEDIMENT TRANSPORT

EDIFYING?

- IS THAT A FANCY - SCIENCE WORD

FOR "BORING"?

THEN YES, I DID.

REALLY, REALLY EDIFYING.

YOU NEARLY EDIFIED ME TO DEATH.

ARE YOU TRYING

TO TELL ME

- THAT THE MOVEMENT - OF SOLID PARTICLES,

- DUE TO A COMBINATION - OF THE FORCE OF GRAVITY

ACTING ON THE SEDIMENT

- AND / OR THE MOVEMENT - OF THE FLUID

- IN WHICH THE SEDIMENT - IS ENTRAINED

IS NOT ENGROSSING?

[SNORING]

DERBY?

[MOANS SLEEPILY]

- [ECHO]: HEY, CHLOE. - CHECK THIS OUT.

- DOESN'T THIS - LOOK LIKE FUN?

HEY, ECHO.

OH!

AND YOU MUST BE...

REVERB.

HEY, ADAM.

- I WAS JUST SHOWING - MY LITTLE SISTER CHLOE

AROUND THE SCHOOL.

YOU HAVE A SISTER?

- I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING ABOUT HER - IN YOUR FILE,

- AND I'VE COMBED OVER THAT THING - HUNDREDS OF...

ONCE.

I VOLUNTEER

- FOR THE LOCAL - BIG SISTER PROGRAM.

- CHLOE AND I SPEND - AN EVENING TOGETHER

EACH WEEK.

- ECHO TOOK ME - TO SEE AVATAR.

THEN AVATAR IN 3D.

THEN AVATAR

AT THE IMAX.

TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO WATCH

THE BLU-RAY.

I HEAR THERE'S SEVEN SECONDS

OF ADDITIONAL FOOTAGE.

WOW, THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

[EXCITEDLY] IT IS!

[QUIETLY, PLEADING] HELP ME.

- I JUST LOVE - BEING A BIG SISTER.

THAT'S WHY I DO IT!

- [ADAM CHUCKLES - NERVOUSLY]

I MEAN, I'M NOT A BIG SISTER,

I'M A BIG...

TH-THE OTHER ONE.

BROTHER?

THAT'S IT.

I LOVE KIDS.

AWESOME.

- HEY, CHLOE AND I ARE GOING - TO THE CARNIVAL TOMORROW.

- WHY DON'T YOU BRING - YOUR LITTLE BROTHER

- AND WE CAN ALL - SPEND THE DAY TOGETHER?

YES.

YES!

- [LAUGHS AWKWARDLY] I WILL BRING - MY LITTLE BROTHER...

THAT I HAVE.

TO THE CARNIVAL...

THAT I'M GOING TO.

WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER.

GREAT.

WELL, SEE YOU.

OR AS THE NA'VI SAY...

CHLOE?

KEE-YAY-VAH-MAY.

SERIOUSLY, HELP ME!

[DERBY TALKS

[IN HIS SLEEP]

DERBY!

[GROGGILY] HUH?

- I NEED YOUR HELP - GETTING A LITTLE BROTHER.

I'M GAME IF YOUR MOM IS.

RELAX.

ONCE WE GET THIS

APPLICATION FILLED OUT,

- THEY'LL MATCH YOU WITH - A LITTLE BROTHER IN NO TIME.

NAME?

- I DON'T KNOW, - CHIP OR SPARKY?

SOMETHING CUTE.

NOT THE KID'S NAME!

YOUR NAME.

ADAM YOUNG.

PREOCCUPATION: ECHO.

IT SAYS "OCCUPATION."

OH.

MEDICAL HISTORY?

- WOW, I DON'T EVEN KNOW - WHERE TO BEGIN.

I MEAN,

- ALEXANDER FLEMING'S - DISCOVERY OF PENICILLIN

IN 1928

- WAS A MAJOR ACHIEVEMENT, - NO QUESTION,

BUT FOR MY MONEY,

- NOTHING - REVOLUTIONIZED HEALTHCARE

LIKE HUNGARIAN PHYSICIAN

IGNAZ SEMMELWEIS'S

- ACCIDENTAL DISCOVERY - THAT HAND-WASHING...

YOUR MEDICAL HISTORY!

YOU KNOW WHAT,

- I'LL JUST FILL IN THE REST - MYSELF.

NO... NO...

YES...

HE'D BETTER NOT.

OKAY.

THAT SHOULD DO IT.

AND... SENT!

- CONGRATULATIONS, - YOU'RE OFFICIALLY A BIG BROTHER.

- THIS IS GOING - TO BE GREAT.

MY LITTLE BROTHER AND I

ARE GOING TO HAVE

NON-STOP FUN.

- OBVIOUSLY WE'RE GOING - TO TAKE SHORT BREAKS

- TO APPRECIATE HOW MUCH FUN - WE'RE HAVING.

BUT THEN IT'S RIGHT BACK TO FUN.

DERBY?

- YOU'RE SIGNING UP - TO BE A BIG BROTHER?

NO. A LITTLE SISTER.

HOW DO I REQUEST A BLONDE?

I CAN'T BELIEVE

YOU LIKE THESE THINGS.

- WHAT'S SO THRILLING - ABOUT BECOMING A HUMAN STAIN

BECAUSE SOME GLASS-EYED CARNY

FORGOT TO TIGHTEN A FEW BOLTS

ON A DILAPIDATED RIDE?

- NOT TO MENTION - THE GAMES ARE FIXED

AND THE FOOD IS... HEAVY.

STEP RIGHT UP!

YOU WILL BE ASTONISHED

BY THE GIANT MAN EATING CHICKEN!

OVER SIX FEET TALL!

ONLY $20 A HEAD!

HOW 'BOUT YOU, SIR?

UH, I DON'T KNOW,

- IT DOESN'T SEEM - VERY BELIEVABLE,

- CONSIDERING CHICKENS - AREN'T CARNIVORES

AND, ACCORDING TO

THIS POULTRY CHART,

EVEN ROASTERS DON'T WEIGH MORE

THAN SEVEN OR EIGHT POUNDS.

HEY, WHAT TIME

IS MY BREAK?

WHEN I SAY SO!

- NOW, GET BACK - IN THERE.

OHH!

GIANT MAN.

EATING CHICKEN.

MOM, THAT'S A SCAM.

SHH! KEEP IT DOWN.

I'VE GOT A SIDESHOW TO RUN.

NO REFUNDS.

KEEP WALKING.

- I CAN SEE WHERE - YOU GET YOUR GENIUS.

I WANTED THE PINK ONE!

HANG ON A SECOND.

BEAT IT,

- BEFORE I SQUASH YOU - WITH MY SIZE 25s.

SAY "CHEESE."

[CHUCKLING]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

FOR YOUR RESUME.

LET'S FACE IT,

- YOUR BEST CHANCE - AT HIGHER EDUCATION

IS CLOWN COLLEGE.

I MEAN,

NOT ONE OF THE GOOD

CLOWN COLLEGES.

A CLOWN PARTY SCHOOL.

I SAID, BEAT IT!

SO WHERE'S YOUR LITTLE BROTHER?

- HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET ME - RIGHT HERE.

HIS NAME IS DESMOND.

I'M DESMOND.

ARE YOU ADAM?

Y-YEAH...

YOU MUST BE MY BIG BROTHER.

THESE ARE FOR YOU.

YO, THANKS, BIG BRO.

[UNCERTAIN CHUCKLE]

THESE BALLOONS ARE TIGHT.

- I'VE ALWAYS WANTED - A BIG BROTHER.

- SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT - TO DO FIRST, BIG BRO?

PUT ON COWBOY HATS?

- TAKE AN - OLD-TIMEY PHOTO?

COME ON,

- YOU PROMISED ME - NON-STOP FUN.

- YEAH... C-CAN WE JUST - HAVE A MINUTE?

BECAUSE ONCE THE FUN STARTS,

- THERE'LL BE NO TIME - TO STOP.

- MY LITTLE BROTHER - IS NOT SO LITTLE!

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

- OKAY, I THINK - I SEE THE PROBLEM.

- WHEN WE PUT - YOUR OCCUPATION DOWN

AS TEACHER,

THEY MUST HAVE ASSUMED

YOU WERE OLDER.

OR MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE

YOU TYPED MY AGE IN AS 41

INSTEAD OF 14.

WHO CAN REALLY KNOW?

ADAM!

HEY, ECHO.

IS THIS YOUR LITTLE BROTHER?

NO, I'M DERBY,

HIS LITTLE FRIEND.

WOULD YOU BUY ME A TREAT?

SORRY, I SPENT ALL MY MONEY

- ON SEEING THE MAN EATING CHICKEN - THREE TIMES.

THE FIRST TIME IS PURE SCAM.

THE SECOND TIME,

- YOU APPRECIATE THE AUDACITY - OF THE SCAM.

THE THIRD TIME,

YOU REALIZE

THIS GUY REALLY ENJOYS CHICKEN.

- THAT'S OKAY, - I KNOW WHERE TO GET MONEY.

AWW...

THANKS.

COME ON, DERBY.

- BRING ME BACK - THE CHANGE.

DON'T HOLD

YOUR BREATH.

- SO WHERE'S YOUR - LITTLE BROTHER?

HE COULDN'T MAKE IT.

FOUND HIS REAL FATHER.

AMAZING TRUE STORY,

- SOON TO BE - A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE,

STARRING WILL AND JADEN SMITH.

HEY, BIG BRO.

- AND THIS IS - THE LITTLE BROTHER

- THEY REPLACED HIM - WITH.

DESMOND.

NICE TO MEET YOU, DESMOND.

[DEEP VOICE]: CALL ME DES,

SWEET THING.

- CAN I GET YOU - A ROOT BEER?

SURE.

YO, BIG BRO.

I'MA NEED 60 BUCKS.

[SLURPING]

THIS WAS SUCH A MISTAKE.

I KNOW.

60 BUCKS FOR A SODA.

NO, FOR ANOTHER 40,

I COULD HAVE GOTTEN A LARGE.

PLAY TIME!

[ALL SCREAMING]

NOBODY EVER JUST SAY,

"HELLO, DANG.

"NICE TO SEE YOU.

NEW COVERALLS?"

SO, WHO MAN ENOUGH

- TO WIN STUFFED - LEAF MONKEY?

PIECE OF CAKE.

- THESE CARNIVAL GAMES - MAY LOOK EASY,

- BUT THEY'RE ACTUALLY RIGGED - IN FAVOUR OF THE HOUSE.

YOU GOT PROOF,

SHRIMP PUFF?

I RUN CLEAN GAME.

SURE YOU DO.

THE KEY TO WINNING

A "CLEAN" GAME

IS TO USE SCIENCE.

- BASED ON THE DIAMETER - OF THIS BALL

- IN RELATION - TO THE CIRCUMFERENCE

OF THE NET'S RIM,

- IT'S CLEAR A HIGH, - ARCING SHOT IS REQUIRED.

NOW, IT'S A SIMPLE MATTER

OF PHYSICS,

FACTORING IN VELOCITY,

ANGLE OF RELEASE,

- TRAJECTORY - OF THE BALL, AND...

WIND.

[GLASS SMASHING]

NOTHIN' BUT GLASS.

HMM.

NO!

THAT MY FAVOURITE WINDOW!

I USE ONLY FINEST

NORWEGIAN GLASS CLEANER.

I EVEN GIVE HER NAME.

FAREWELL, SUSAN.

YOU LOSE. PAY UP!

- BUT I ALREADY PAID - FOR THE THROW.

NOT FOR THROW.

FOR SUSAN.

HOW ABOUT YOU, STRETCH?

THE LADY STILL HOLD

NO LEAF MONKEY IN HER ARMS.

HOW SHE GO TO SLEEP

AT NIGHT?

I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.

PAY THE MAN, BIG BRO.

[ADAM SIGHS]

[BILLS CRINKLE]

- GOOD LUCK, - "LITTLE BRO,"

- BUT YOU'VE GOT - NO CHANCE OF...

WINNER, WINNER,

CHICKEN DINNER!

- IT'S JUST - AN EXPRESSION, TIM.

BACK TO WORK.

THIS IS SO NICE.

JUST THE TWO OF US,

SHARING OUR FIRST CORN DOG.

[CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING]

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE OUR SONG.

DERBY?

DERBY!

DERBY!

THERE YOU ARE!

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

YOU LEFT ME ALL ALONE!

- I JUST WENT - TO GET MUSTARD.

I THOUGHT YOU'D LEFT ME.

YOU'D NEVER LEAVE ME, RIGHT?

I... GUESS...

OH, I COULD NEVER

STAY MAD AT YOU,

YOU BIG SILLY.

[CHOMPING]

- THAT WAS THE BIGGEST - CORN DOG

I'VE EVER EATEN.

- DOESN'T EVEN CRACK - MY TOP 10.

OOH, BALLOON ANIMALS!

GOODIE!

COME ON, HONEY.

I WANT A BUNNY.

- THEN ANOTHER BUNNY, - THEN A BABY BUNNY.

I LOVE BUNNIES.

I DON'T DO BUNNIES.

HOW ABOUT A DOGGIE?

THEN ANOTHER DOGGIE...

I DON'T DO "DOGGIES."

COME ON, IVY.

WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU KNOW HER?

- WHAT'S GOING ON - WITH YOU TWO?

NOTHING.

- THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON - BETWEEN ME AND THIS CLOWN.

YEAH.

- THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON - BETWEEN ME AND THIS CLOWN.

THERE'D BETTER NOT BE.

CHLOE, JUST RELAX.

- SHE'LL MAKE YOU - A BALLOON ANIMAL.

WHAT DO YOU MAKE?

- I DO SNAKES, - EELS, WORMS...

CUTE LITTLE PIGLETS...

OOH!

IN THE FORM OF A SAUSAGE.

ANOTHER ONE?

- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WON - THE BASKETBALL TOSS...

- AND THE COIN TOSS - AND THE RING TOSS AND...

WE GET IT.

HE'S LUCKY.

AND IT'S TRUE,

I HAVEN'T WON ANY OF

THE LUCK-BASED GAMES,

BUT WHEN IT COMES TO A

GAME OF SKILL, LIKE...

MILK BOTTLE TOPPLE,

- I'M YOUR MILK-BOTTLE- - KNOCKING-DOWN

KIND OF GUY.

- MAYBE WE SHOULD - JUST GO EAT.

I'M GETTING HUNGRY.

THEY HAVE BURRITOS

THE SIZE OF SLEEPING BAGS.

- I'M HUNGRY, TOO... - HUNGRY FOR VICTORY,

A HUNGER

- THAT ONLY A POOR-QUALITY, - SWEAT-SHOP MADE,

FLAMMABLE STUFFED TOY

CAN SATISFY.

SO WHAT IF DESMOND

WON EIGHT LEAF MONKEYS?

NINE.

- [QUIETLY] WHICH IS HOW OLD - YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE.

- HMM, WHERE'S THE GUY - WHO WORKS HERE?

WANT TO TRY LUCK?

[BOTH SCREAM]

DANG, I THOUGHT

- YOU WERE WORKING - THE BASKETBALL TOSS.

I AM.

AND I WORK MILK BOTTLE TOPPLE.

[ADAM, HESITANTLY]: OKAY...

HERE'S FIVE TICKETS.

THANK YOU.

- AREN'T YOU GOING - TO GIVE ME THE BALLS?

OH!

I WAS TRYING TO SHORTEN PROCESS

BETWEEN PAYMENT AND LOSING.

- BUT IF YOU MARRIED - TO HUMILIATION...

NICE THROW...

IF ARM BROKEN!

OR MAYBE YOU JUST SO SENSITIVE

YOU DON'T WANT TO HURT

POOR BOTTLE?

- THAT WAS A - PRACTICE THROW.

YOU KNOW,

- IF YOU WANT A LEAF MONKEY - THAT BADLY,

- JUST GET DESMOND - TO WIN YOU ONE.

HE WON ME NINE.

10!

THAT'S IT.

- THIS ONE'S GOING - DEAD CENTRE.

[CLINK]

UH, WHAT...

THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!

THIS GAME IS FIXED.

NO.

THAT GUY WON FIVE MINUTES AGO.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, - SWEETIE.

- I DON'T WANT YOU HANGING AROUND - WITH THIS MAN-STEALER!

EXCUSE ME?

- WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, - GIRLIE?

YOU, CLOWN.

[DERBY]: UH...

- CHLOE, MAYBE WE SHOULD - GET YOU BACK TO ECHO...

- WHAT DOES DERBY - SEE IN YOU?

- THE ONLY THING LONGER - THAN YOUR SHOES

IS YOUR FACE.

- OH, YOU DO NOT WANT - TO GO THERE.

HA!

- YOU WEREN'T EVEN CLOSE - TO MY FOOT.

[STIFLED GROAN]

THAT WAS A LITTLE CLOSER.

- SO THAT'S HOW - YOU WANT TO PLAY?

- LET'S SEE - HOW YOU DEAL WITH THIS!

[BALLOON SQUEAKING]

[ROARS]

WATCH IT!

- [THUD] HEY! - NOT THE CLOWN FACE!

- WOW, I'VE NEVER HAD - TWO WOMEN FIGHT OVER ME

BEFORE!

[GRUNTING]

- OF COURSE, ONE'S NOT A WOMAN - AND THE OTHER ONE HATES ME,

BUT STILL...

OW! [CLOWN HORN HONKS]

HIT ME AGAIN.

COME ON, ADAM,

- I THINK WE SHOULD GO - CHECK ON CHLOE.

- DERBY'S WITH HER. - I'M SURE SHE'S FINE.

- WHY ARE YOU - SQUIRTING YOURSELF?

[SQUIRT]

- WHY ARE YOU - SQUIRTING YOURSELF?

[SQUIRT]

[CLINK]

OH! DID YOU

SEE THAT?

- THOSE BOTTLES ARE - DEFINITELY STUCK TOGETHER!

UH-OH.

- I'M RIGHT, - AREN'T I? GLUE.

NO.

BOTTLE VERY DUSTY.

UNTIE ME RIGHT NOW

OR I'LL TWIST YOU INTO A...

WELL, I CAN ONLY REALLY

DO A SNAKE.

[STIFLED MOANS]

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

THEY'RE FIGHTING OVER ME.

- I KNOW, - I DON'T BELIEVE IT EITHER.

I JUST WANTED

A BALLOON ANIMAL,

- BUT THIS CLOWN - WAS MEAN TO ME.

[SOBBING]

THAT'S IT.

YOU'RE FIRED.

- YOU DON'T DESERVE - THIS CHICKEN.

WALK AWAY, TIM.

WALK... AWAY.

EASY! IT'S HARD

TO WALK IN THESE SHOES.

SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO

NEXT?

YEAH, I WAS THINKING

OF HAVING A LITTLE ALONE TIME.

GREAT.

- WE CAN HAVE ALONE TIME - TOGETHER.

SURE, JUST LET ME GET MY...

OOH, THAT'S CUTE.

GANGWAY!

CLOWN BIKE COMING THROUGH!

ME NEXT!

DERBY?

[RINGS BIKE BELL]

- YOU LOOK - A LITTLE TOO COMFORTABLE

ON THAT CLOWN'S BIKE!

WHOO, THE SLINGSHOT.

YOU'D NEVER CATCH ME

ON THAT THING.

MAYBE I'LL GIVE IT A SPIN.

- REALLY? YOU'RE - NOT SCARED?

THESE RIDES

ARE PERFECTLY SAFE.

- IT'S NOT LIKE - SOME GLASS-EYED CARNY

- FORGOT TO TIGHTEN - A FEW BOLTS.

YOU'RE DOING

A GREAT JOB, CY.

MY GLASS EYE!

[EYEBALL BOUNCING]

WAIT. I-I-I DON'T THINK

I'M STRAPPED IN RIGHT.

[MECHANISM CLUNKS]

WHOAAA!

[SMASH]

OH, COME ON!

OH, MY GOSH.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

[PAINED CHUCKLE]

I'M OKAY.

THIS IS NOTHING.

[STRAINING] BARELY A SCRATCH.

LET ME GET YOU SOME ICE.

I'MA NEED 60 BUCKS.

OW!

- THE LEAF MONKEY'S - FANCY HAT FEATHER

POKED MY FINGER.

OH, YOU POOR THING.

- LET ME SEE THAT. - OH... [KISSES]

[MORE KISSES]

OH, COME ON!

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[MOANING]

OH, SWEETIE,

I KNOW YOU'RE HURTING.

BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS

THE CARNIVAL MADE

A LARGE PROFIT.

MOST OF IT FROM YOU.

GREAT JOB! [SLAPS]

[MOANS]

YOU'VE GOT TO HIDE ME!

WHAT'S GOING ON?

- THAT LITTLE PSYCHO CHLOE - IS STALKING ME!

OKAY, LET'S

GO OVER THIS AGAIN.

- GIRLS DUCKING INTO THE BATHROOM - TO AVOID YOU

IS NOT STALKING YOU.

- GIRLS CROSSING - A FOUR-LANE HIGHWAY

- BECAUSE THEY HEARD YOU - MIGHT BE COMING THEIR WAY

IS NOT STALKING YOU.

- GIRLS BLOCKING YOU - FROM CONTACTING THEM

ON ALL FORMS OF SOCIAL MEDIA,

- KNOWN - AND HERETOFORE UNKNOWN,

- ON EARTH - AND THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE,

IS, BELIEVE IT OR NOT,

NOT STALKING YOU.

BUT THIS ONE IS.

- I HAD TO TAKE TO THE SEWERS - JUST TO GET HER OFF MY TRAIL.

- BY THE WAY, THOSE STORIES - ABOUT THE ALLIGATORS?

REAL.

- WELL, I GUESS - YOU COULD STAY HERE A WHILE.

GREAT! WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

[SCREAMING]

BALLOON BUNNY!

[SCREAMING]

[♪♪♪]