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THIS DEVICE, SIMILAR

TO THE ONE USED IN AIRPORTS,

USES MILLIMETER-WAVE TECHNOLOGY

TO REVEAL WHAT'S HIDDEN

UNDER SOMEONE'S CLOTHING.

- WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST? - ECHO?

ECHO'S NOT HERE.

- ALL RIGHT, THEN EVERYONE - JUST WORK QUIETLY.

I'LL TRY IT!

[CLICK-BUZZ-BLOOP]

- WHAT IS - ALL THAT JUNK?

THAT'S MY INHALER.

- THAT'S MY BACK-UP - INHALER.

THAT'S MY ALLERGY MEDICINE,

AND THAT'S THE MEDICINE I TAKE

- IF I HAVE AN ALLERGIC REACTION - TO MY ALLERGY MEDICINE.

OKAY.

UH... WHO WANTS TO GO NEXT?

UH, DERBY, HOW ABOUT YOU?

NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

OH, RELAX, YOU GET

MORE RADIATION

- FROM WATCHING TV - THAN YOU DO FROM THIS.

BUT I...

- ARE YOU STEALING STUFF - FROM THE CLASSROOM?

UH... NO.

- I BROUGHT THIS STUFF - FROM HOME.

SORRY I'M LATE.

- I'M STAYING WITH MY AUNT - IN OAKRIDGE THIS WEEK

- AND I DIDN'T REALIZE - IT WAS SUCH A LONG WALK.

- O-OAKRIDGE? - I LIVE IN OAKRIDGE.

- ISN'T THAT FUNNY? - IT'S FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

OAKRIDGE...

THAT IS SO FUNNY.

[CHUCKLES FEEBLY]

- I MEAN, RIGHT... - YES, THE LESSON.

- ECHO, STAND BEHIND - THIS MONITOR.

WHAT MONITOR?

DERBY!

WHAT? I'VE BEEN WORKING MY ABS.

[KNOCKING]

[RATTLING]

♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER

HELLO, FALL ♪

- ♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING - TO GET HERE ♪

♪ SINCE WE BOTH

WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪

♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪

♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪

♪ COULD CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT ♪

♪ BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD WHERE

I AM HID ♪

♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪

HA. OAKRIDGE.

THAT IS SO FUNNY.

I DON'T GET IT.

FOR THIS ENTIRE WEEK,

- ECHO'S GOING TO BE - WALKING HOME

THE SAME WAY AS ME,

AND I CAN WALK WITH HER.

WE'LL GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER,

- BOND, START DATING, - FALL IN LOVE,

- WE'LL TAKE A BREAK, - GET BACK TOGETHER...

- [TATER]: THERE YOU - ARE, MR. YOUNG.

- I WANTED TO MAKE SURE - YOU KNOW YOU HAVE DETENTION.

WHAT? WHY? ALL THE MISSING

EQUIPMENT IS DERBY'S FAULT.

- I DON'T KNOW - WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

ANYWAY.

- I DON'T MEAN - YOU HAVE TO SERVE DETENTION.

YOU'RE A TEACHER.

- YOU HAVE TO - SUPERVISE IT.

THIS WEEK?

- BUT I REALLY HAVE TO WALK HOME - RIGHT AT 3:00 THIS WEEK.

- CAN I DO IT - ANOTHER TIME?

SURE. NO PROBLEM.

- WOULD YOU LIKE - ANYTHING ELSE?

A PROMOTION? A RAISE?

- MAYBE A MASSEUSE - FOR YOUR CLASSROOM?

WE'LL TAKE THAT ONE.

SHOULD WE GO THAI

OR SWEDISH?

- YOU'RE NOT - GETTING A MASSEUSE.

AND THE ONLY WAY

- YOU'RE GETTING OUT OF - DETENTION DUTY

IS IF NO ONE GETS DETENTION.

BUT THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED.

GREAT.

- FEEL THE TENSION - IN YOUR SHOULDERS.

- YOU KNOW - WHAT MIGHT HELP?

[TATER, BARKS]: NO MASSEUSE!

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

CAN'T BELIEVE

I'M STUCK IN DETENTION.

- THERE'S ECHO, - WALKING HOME ALONE.

GOOD DAY, ECHO.

LATER, MR. TATER!

CAN'T YOU JUST HEAR

THE SADNESS IN HER VOICE?

HER HEART CRYING OUT

FOR COMPANIONSHIP...

- ANOTHER SOUL - WITH WHOM TO SHARE

THIS LONELY EXISTENCE

WE CALL "LIFE."

"LATER, MR. TATER!"

- [SOBBING]: WE COME - INTO THIS WORLD ALONE,

AND THAT'S HOW WE LEAVE IT.

- I MEAN... - SHUT UP, CRYBABY!

AND THE ANNOYING THING IS,

ONLY ONE PERSON

HAS DETENTION TODAY.

- WHO?

- WHO DO YOU THINK?

EXCELLENT. A WINDOW SEAT!

[EXHALES CONTENTEDLY]

- HMM. WHAT'S - A NINE-LETTER WORD

FOR INCARCERATION

OR DETAINMENT?

- NEVER MIND. - I GOT IT...

"J-A-A-A-A-A-A-I-L."

SLAB, HOW EXACTLY

DID YOU END UP HERE?

UM...

- WELL, I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE - YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO HEAR THIS,

BUT MY MOM AND DAD

LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH,

AND, SOMETIMES,

GROWN-UPS EXPRESS THAT LOVE...

I DON'T MEAN ON THIS PLANET!

I MEAN, IN DETENTION.

OH.

DARN. I WANTED

TO HEAR THAT.

BACK TO DETENTION.

WELL, IT ALL STARTED

THIS MORNING, IN NERD ALLEY.

I WAS ON MY WAY TO...

OH, ONE SEC,

I ALMOST FORGOT...

WHY DO YOU HAVE A HARP

IN YOUR DETENTION KIT?

OH, NO.

THAT IS MY DETENTION KIT.

THIS IS MY FLASHBACK KIT.

ANYWAY, IT ALL STARTED

THIS MORNING, IN NERD ALLEY...

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[YELPS]

SLAB!

WHAT DID YOU DO?

BROKE MY OLD RECORD,

THAT'S WHAT.

- THANKS TO MR. YOUNG'S CLASS, - I REALIZED

THAT, BY EMPTYING THEIR POCKETS

OF THEIR ALLERGY MEDICINES

- AND INHALERS... - [CONTAINERS RATTLING]

- ..YOU ACTUALLY GAIN - ENOUGH SPACE FOR A BONUS NERD.

- THAT'S RIGHT, - I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, FORTRAN.

GIVE ME SOME LOVE!

[GROANING FEEBLY]

- WELL, YOU'RE ABOUT TO - BREAK ANOTHER RECORD...

[BANG]

- MOST CONSECUTIVE DAYS - OF DETENTION!

HAH! WHOO! I AM ON FIRE!

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- AND THAT'S HOW I BROKE - TWO RECORDS IN ONE DAY.

CONGRATULATIONS!

WELL...

COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT

- WITHOUT - ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE...

WHO FIT IN THAT LOCKER.

- I'VE GOT IT! - IT'S SO SIMPLE!

- MAYBE TO YOU, - MR. GENIUS,

BUT NOT EVERYONE KNOWS

THE SWAHILI WORD FOR "HUT."

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT

THE CROSSWORD PUZZLE...

"KIBANDA"...

I'M TALKING ABOUT SLAB.

- ALL I HAVE TO DO - IS MAKE SURE

- HE DOESN'T - GET DETENTION,

- AND I'LL BE ABLE - TO WALK HOME WITH ECHO.

- YOU'RE NEVER - GOING TO PREVENT SLAB

FROM GETTING DETENTION.

HE WALKS BY NERD ALLEY

EVERY MORNING.

- I'M AFRAID THIS IS A PROBLEM - TOO BIG EVEN FOR YOU.

NONSENSE.

- A BANANA TREE ISN'T BROKEN - BY THE WEIGHT OF ITS BANANAS.

- OR, AS THEY SAY - IN SWAHILI,

"MGOMBA HAUSHINDWI

NA MKUNGUWE."

OKAY, NOW YOU'RE

JUST SHOWING OFF.

[BELL RINGING]

HEY.

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL MY NERDS?

[ROARING LIKE A WOOKIEE]

[CHEERING]

ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT EASY.

- CHEWIE WILL SIGN AUTOGRAPHS - FOR EVERYONE.

[CLAMOURING]

A FEMALE!

[STUNNED GASPS]

[SPRITZING]

[ROARS LIKE A WOOKIEE]

[ROARING]

I MUST BE

IN THE WRONG ROOM.

- OBVIOUSLY, I DIDN'T COME HERE - TO SEE CHEWBACCA...

NOBLE WARRIOR

OF THE WOOKIEE RACE.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW

WHO THAT IS.

[CLICK]

YES!

MR. SLABINSKY...

WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

- WOULD YOU BELIEVE... - NOTHING?

IT WORKED.

- SLAB DIDN'T GET - DETENTION.

OH, WHICH KEY IS IT?

- NO, THIS ONE'S - TO MY HORSELESS CARRIAGE...

HELP! HELP!

SOME SCALLYWAG

STOLE MY HEADCOAT!

DROP THAT HEADCOAT!

- SLAB, YOU'RE GETTING DETENTION - FOR THIS!

[CRYING OUT]: NO!

HUH...

WHO KNEW PORTLAND HAD

SO MANY ARTISAN CHEESE SHOPS?

[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]

HAVE A NICE

WALK HOME, ECHO.

THANKS, MR. T.

OH. I LIKE THAT.

"MR. T."

- I PITY THE FOOL - WHO SPEAKS IN JIBBER-JABBER!

"DRINK YOUR MILK, FOOL!"

SORRY, MAN.

- THIS JUST MIGHT BE - YOUR FATE.

I'M NOT GIVING UP THAT EASILY.

THERE'S ALWAYS TOMORROW.

- OKAY, BUT, THE DAY A MONKEY - IS DESTINED TO DIE,

ALL TREES

BECOME SLIPPERY.

OR, AS THEY SAY

IN SWAHILI,

"SIKU YA KUFA NYANI

MITI YOTE HUTELEZA."

- THAT'S RIGHT, - I BOUGHT A TAPE.

[BELL RINGING]

WOW...

NOT HERE TODAY EITHER.

I HOPE

THEY DON'T HAVE THE NERD FLU.

[NERDS CLAMOURING]

[IMITATES "LIGHT SABRE" BUZZING]

BE-YONK!

BYONK-BYONK-BYONK

SHHHWISH-WA!

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

[WHISPERING]

I MEAN...

- [DEEPLY]: - I AM YOUR FATHER.

[NERDS]: YAY!

THE BEGINNING OF THE END

FOR CHANCELLOR PALPATINE! YES!

[HUSH DESCENDS]

- THIS ISN'T - THE GIRLS' LOCKER ROOM.

[SHUTTER CLICKS]

WHERE'S THAT KEY?

[DOORKNOB WIGGLES]

[TATER]:

GOOD MORNING, STUDENTS.

AH! GOOD MORNING,

MRS. BYRNE.

- GOOD MORNING, - YOU YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER!

LIKE THIS?

NO, THAT'S THE FOXTROT!

THIS IS THE CHARLESTON.

♪ DAH-DAH, DAH-DAH

DUH-DAH-DUH-DAH-DAH ♪

- I TURNED A LOT OF HEADS - DOING THIS DANCE!

IN WHICH DIRECTION?

♪ WAH-WAH

DAH-DUH-DAH-DAH-DUN ♪

♪ DAH-DUN-DAH-DUN-DUN ♪

♪ DA-DAH-DUH-DOOT-DE-DOOT ♪♪

OH... OH, WHERE'D

THAT NICE FELLA GO?

MUST'VE SHIPPED OFF TO WAR.

WELL, WE'RE HALFWAY

THROUGH THE DAY,

- AND SLAB HASN'T - GOTTEN DETENTION.

[SNIFFS]

OH! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?

IT'S TOFU.

TOE FOOD?

- I AM NOT EATING FOOD - THAT CAME FROM SOMEONE'S TOES!

[SPLAT]

THAT'S ANOTHER DETENTION,

MISTER!

[CRYING OUT]: NO!

["WAVE MACHINE"

[PLAYING SOUNDS OF OCEAN]

[OCEAN SOUNDS CARRYING]

SEE YOU TOMORROW,

MR. TATER.

DON'T MAKE ME GO

IN THE WATER, MOMMY.

THE WAVES ARE TOO BIG...

THEY'LL SWALLOW ME UP!

[BELL RINGING]

GET WELL SOON, LITTLE NERDS.

- [AS YODA]: - SIGN AUTOGRAPHS, I WILL!

FOR 20 BUCKS A POP!

"THE FORCE"

DON'T PAY THE RENT.

BACK OF THE LINE, NERD!

- DON'T MAKE ME THROW YOU - IN THE SARLACC PIT.

MOVE!

GOOD MORNING, MRS. BYRNE.

ARE YOU

CHECKING OUT MY GAMS?

- NO! NO, NO, MRS. BYRNE, - I WOULD NEVER...

- IF I WANTED A GLARE - FROM YOU, BALDY,

I'D SHINE A LIGHT

ON YOUR HEAD!

[SHOES TAPPING]

[SHOES TAPPING]

[STOMP]

OW!

WATCH IT, FLY-BOY.

YOU SHIM-SHAMMED

WHEN YOU SHOULDA SHIMMIED.

EASY, DOLL,

A HOTSY-TOTSY TOMATO LIKE YOU,

- THEY DON'T CARE IF YOU DANCE - LIKE A CEMENT MIXER,

- AS LONG AS - YOU'RE SHAKING YOUR CABOOSE.

UGH. TOE FOOD AGAIN?

- PIZZA DELIVERY - FOR MR. SLABINSKY?

WAIT.

I'M MR. SLABINSKY!

DARN IT! "TATER."

- I GUESS - I'M STUCK WITH TOE FOOD AGAIN.

2:58,

AND NO ONE HAS DETENTION.

LOOKS LIKE WE DID IT!

[BELL RINGS]

- SHOULDN'T - YOU GET OUT THERE

BEFORE YOU MISS ECHO?

RIGHT.

- SLAB, WHAT ARE YOU - DOING HERE?

- YOU DON'T HAVE - DETENTION.

OH... [UNZIPPING BAG]

- THIS ISN'T - MY DETENTION KIT.

OH, LOOKING GOOD, MR. TATER!

THANK YOU, ECHO.

IT'S MY NEW SUEDE JACKET.

- I WAITED UNTIL THERE WAS - 0% CHANCE OF RAIN TO WEAR IT.

[SPLASH]

[SPLAT!]

YOU!

GET TO DETENTION!

I'M ALREADY HERE!

[SPLAT]

[LAUGHING]: WHOA!

[RAGING]: NO!

[BELL RINGING]

[SIGHS SADLY]

- [TEARFULLY]: - JONI MITCHELL WAS RIGHT.

- "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE GOT - TILL IT'S GONE."

[WEEPING]

[SHUTTERS CLICKING]

- [GIRLISHLY, BRITISH ACCENT]: - HELP ME, OBI-WAN KENOBI!

YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!

I'M BEGINNING TO DOUBT

WE'VE BEEN MEETING

THE ORIGINAL CAST.

[POP]

BEEP. BOOP. BOOP.

I'M NOT STOMPING THE BOARDS

ANYMORE WITH YOU, YOU CRUMB-BUM!

I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN PITCHING WOO

- WITH THAT CANARY - IN THE CLOAKROOM!

APPLESAUCE!

- I WAS JUST HELPING HER - FIND HER SWEATER.

HEY, DOLLS.

YOU LIKE TO DANCE?

- GOOD MORNING, MRS. BYRNE. - I'M NOT LOOKING AT YOUR GAMS.

YOU KNOW YOU WANNA!

[HUFFS]

[RESTRAINING SELF]

[IN UNISON]

UH-OH!

WHERE'S OUR PIZZA?

SERIOUSLY.

- I CAN'T EAT - THE TAINTED RAT MEAT

THEY SERVE HERE!

SORRY I TOOK SO LONG.

I HAD DOUBLE THE DELIVERIES.

FAHEED CALLED IN SICK. AGAIN.

ALL RIGHT, IT WORKED.

- GIVE ME THE MONEY - FOR THE PIZZAS.

I DON'T THINK SO.

31 MINUTES.

[BELL RINGING]

3:00 AGAIN, HUH,

MR. TATER?

ACTUALLY, IT'S 3:00

AND 12 SECONDS.

OH. NEW WATCH?

NOT A WATCH...

A PRECISION TIMEPIECE,

WITH A PEDOMETER, BAROMETER

AND THERMOMETER...

RECTAL.

MOMMY SAYS

THEY'RE MORE ACCURATE.

YUP, EVERY FEATURE OFFERED...

- MINUS THE WATER-PROOFING, - OF COURSE.

THAT'S JUST A MONEY-GRAB.

[BALLOONS WHOOSHING]

[GRUNTING]

WE DID IT. WE DID IT!

- SLAB DOESN'T HAVE DETENTION! - I'M FREE!

- YOU'RE LUCKY - THOSE PAINTERS ARE HERE.

CIAO, SIGNORE!

"HELLO."

- [ELECTRONIC WATCH VOICE]: - CIAO!

HEY, ECHO!

HEY... ADAM!

- Y-YOU WANT - TO WALK HOME TOGETHER?

I'M GOING THE SAME WAY AS YOU.

OAKRIDGE.

I KNOW, FUNNY, RIGHT?

YEAH, THAT'D BE GREAT.

IT'S BEEN SO LONELY

- WALKING HOME BY MYSELF - ALL WEEK.

WHOA... IT'S HEAVY.

[SPLAT!]

[WHIMPERING]

OH, NO...

- [SLOW ELECTRONIC VOICE DRONES]: - C-C-CIAO-O-O.

YOU...

MI DISPIACE,

NON PARLANO INGLESE.

DERBY?

- YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF - DETENTION!

- [ADAM WAILS IN DISTANCE]: - NO!

[BELL RINGING]

AH...

WOW.

I'VE NEVER BEEN

OUT OF SCHOOL SO EARLY BEFORE.

- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO - WITH ALL THIS TIME.

- YOU WANT TO WALK - HOME TOGETHER?

- SURE. THAT SOUNDS - DELIGHTFUL.

OKAY, BUT LET'S HURRY.

- THERE'S A STAR WARS - MARATHON ON AT 4:00.

"STAR... WARS?"

WHAT?

- DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE NEVER - SEEN STAR WARS BEFORE!

YOU ARE COMING OVER

- AND WE ARE GOING TO WATCH - THE WHOLE MARATHON TOGETHER!

'KAY.

[CHUCKLES]

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

OOH! CONNECT THE DOTS!

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