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hey
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hey betty wake up
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hey
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wake up mom it's 7 30.
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oh no
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scram
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that was the millstones doing their
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thing which brings us to 736 the bright
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beautiful layout and it's going to be
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huntsville and greater helmet
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we're going to hear from the
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contemporary max but first a reminder
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about swedish spring feminine hygiene
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the newest and the niftiest effect
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to come down the park it'll open up a
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whole new world for you
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pretty good time
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i'm sorry i overslept that's okay
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you know uh
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sometimes i wish you weren't so damn
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well organized in the morning
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oh come on phil we have to read that at
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breakfast
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lousy silicon jumper
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hey listen do you have any plans for the
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weekend i mean uh dates or anything
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good
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i thought i might go away for a couple
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days
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hmm
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yeah
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i just feel like a change
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it wouldn't mind would you well it
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sounds great great idea oh well we'll be
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plenty of food in the refrigerator you
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know tv dinners and
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ah hell phil
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you can take care of yourself it'll just
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be for a couple of days
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what you're gonna be doing
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hmm doing won't you be doing anything oh
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yeah
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resting
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in bed
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huh um you'll be in bed resting
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ah come on cut it out hey betty i'm
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really glad to think of you just resting
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i mean i wouldn't want to think of you
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not resting
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ease me down the morning
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long as i stay loose
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it'll be all right
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oh
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everybody busy
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learning yesterday
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with me i've been to tomorrow
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it's a better way
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school girl you're a woman
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come and watch the sky
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where birds and circles fly
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free
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like i must be
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foreign
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thank you
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fast please
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okay that's fine
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hey where you going library you know the
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big room of the books
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okay go ahead
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both by d.h lawrence
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that's a coincidence
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are you quite sure you're supposed to be
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reading these books
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is there any reason i shouldn't be
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reading those books d.h lawrence is not
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for general distribution
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that's why we have a special reserve
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shelf oh i i hadn't realized
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now if you're looking for reading
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material i would like to recommend
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something more appropriate
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appropriate
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do you know the works of willa carter
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well that that's little girl's stuff oh
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what about joseph conrad i've read all
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of conrad let's get back to d.h lawrence
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hey he's not a dirty writer he is filthy
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dirty i can't believe that the next
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thing you'll be bringing me partners
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complaint any problems miss hopkins well
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um i was just trying to explain to this
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young man why d.h lawrence is not for
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general distribution not for general
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distribution i hadn't realized he's now
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on this special reserve shelf how
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unfortunate
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but you see fuller here needs the
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material for special research
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this is the other book i need too
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oh
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topic of cancer i can't many thanks for
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helping us how good come along now fully
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let's take a walk
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thanks
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god is that what i did kind of
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don't lend yourself such importance
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fuller it was d.h lawrence i was saving
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not you
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while we're at it on exactly which shelf
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did you find tropic of cancer it was my
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own copy you should have known
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i only was your reading at as much depth
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as it had scope i think i know what i'm
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reading if that's what you mean oh i
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wish i shared your confidence fuller
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your last exam for instance
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in the course of a single paragraph on
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hemingway you managed to reject honor
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and courage as empty abstractions and
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applaud them as eternal verities did i
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in the same paragraph
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well to be completely honest with you
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completely honest i hadn't read is
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completely honest you know somehow that
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just doesn't ring true
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i was just gonna say i guess i hadn't
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really thought it through
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this [ __ ]
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for dogs a gestation period is
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approximately two months for chickens 21
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days for snakes 45 days for camels 13
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and a half months
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for giraffes 14 months and for elephants
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22 months
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uh we have time for a few questions
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okay
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sir in regard to the gestation period of
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larger animals uh particularly something
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like uh
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oh an elephant
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well what about an elephant well i was
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wondering if the protracted gestation
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period was directly related to the
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sexual act itself i don't think i
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understand you wilkie i think i can i
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can help out i understand
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uh it takes nine months to make a human
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baby and uh
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22 months for an elephant baby
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now what we're wondering is does it also
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take longer for an elephant to uh do it
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i'm sure i don't know
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now that we're through with mr mcdonough
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and mr fuller and their interest in
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elephants i would like to cover with you
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a new report in the medical journal uh
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dealing with uh masturbation these uh
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latest studies would seem to indicate
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that uh masturbation uh when not
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practice to excess
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would not normally yield what we would
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call harmful symptoms uh
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either psychologically or physically uh
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hence while not to be recommended of
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course the journal indicated that for
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modern young adults this would not be
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the worst possible solution for
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pre-marital sex pressures
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yes fuller
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mr ames could this report be taken to
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mean that masturbation does not lead to
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uh blindness and nervous disorders
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as i said fuller there is no indication
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of psychological or physical harm when
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not practicing excess t.h lawrence said
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it turns people in
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lydia
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all i can say is to repeat my earlier
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remark
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when not practice in excess there is no
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indication could you define accessor how
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many times a day
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25 bucks
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25 bucks
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okay go ahead and fix it i'll pick it up
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sometime next week
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sorry
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it's okay i'll be as good as new after
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they operate wait a minute
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basketball team right
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last year
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how about this year
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this year i make bombs
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i don't think you remember me
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skeeter oh coach's wife of course i
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remember you right
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i'm kind of glad my bike broke down
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otherwise i would have missed you or
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rather you would have missed
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can i give you a lift sure
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gosh i just remembered something mrs
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hurley oh i hate mrs hurley i wish you'd
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call me yvonne
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what was he just remembered
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well yvonne
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i just remembered i haven't got my keys
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so i can't get into the household around
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six oh that's a shame would you like me
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to drop you off somewhere else oh it
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doesn't matter anyway listen i have an
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idea why don't i buy you a coke or
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something
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oh that would be nice
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oh what a dingbat what's the matter i
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didn't have any money either
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well then how about a full drink over at
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my place it's just a few minutes from
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oh damn
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this shoelace keeps coming undone
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well here we are
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skeeters claim to fame
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there's something huh
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if you've got trophies you might as well
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display them
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i'm glad you could come over i mean i
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kind of get a kick out of helping
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coaches boys
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i know it's not always easy in high
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school
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it's a [ __ ] having to play all those
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head games with the teachers and the
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students not to mention yourself
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it's bad for the ego you don't know why
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i'm telling you all these things
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listen i appreciate your honesty
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i think that's the first time in months
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someone told me what he felt sincerely
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that's where it's at being honest with
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each other
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you're off be quiet
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i just don't like to talk unless i have
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something to say oh god you're so
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different from skeeter with him it's yak
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yak yak all the time
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the guys say skeeter talks like he has a
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cactus stuck in his jock
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i bet you're a loner in school
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well i don't make friends too easy i was
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like that but you grow out of it how old
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are you 17.
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they say that's the toughest age
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they say that's the age your needs are
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greatest and you can't satisfy them
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what kind of needs do they mean oh i
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suppose they mean
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you know
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no i i don't know
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um
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sex i suppose
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well they're right whoever it is we're
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talking about
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well it'll ease up
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will it
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phil i think it's beginning to ease up
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what are you doing
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was a stupid age 17.
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feeling things and not being able to
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express them no wonder we go ape no
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wonder we blow up sex oh i know it was
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rough for me too the warmth and intimacy
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of people you grope for their love and
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it becomes something dirty i know but it
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shouldn't be that way i shouldn't i feel
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like a child yvonne so warm and secure
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oh yeah you're such a sensitive person
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so are you yvonne
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is it all right yes
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oh god you have so much love in the
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world if only we could fear it if only
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we didn't have to hold it back
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true motherly love brotherly love love
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love love oh god yes yes yes
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that's what molly says in ulysses
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molly james joyce did you really say
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that
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hi casey
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45.
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debbie debbie great bond she's a goddess
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she happens to be a virgin what are you
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doing about it suffering
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hi wilkie phil oh wasn't that an
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absolutely nifty game oh nifty oh
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absolutely nifty
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what the hell game is she talking about
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she's your chick i don't play games with
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her well i don't either we have these
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wonderful intimate conversations though
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except this is a backward kid i'm
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dealing with you know like like the
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other day i asked her if she believed in
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oral love and she said absolutely people
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should tell each other how they feel
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what's up prime hash
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lovely stuff no kidding i highly
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recommend it yeah how much five
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okay
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oh man you're crazy we'll take
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washington by 19 points i mean who the
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hell could stop malone right oh i can't
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go along with you there ray i think it's
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gonna go right down the wire and what
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about that big black cat who's going to
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stop trick me
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the guy's on the bench half the time
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okay i'm late fork over the bread what
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was that routine
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narc they got three of them now
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hey what are you so surprised about
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you're the one who screamed about knocks
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in that underground rag of yours sure
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but who knew they were really here lousy
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gestapo where do you see my next
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editorial
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field house west stands north corner
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taped under the third step from the
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bottom oh by the way also carrying reds
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dexy's tooies and the special this month
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is birth control pills
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hold it mafia how about my id what are
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you doing embroidering it i don't want
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to get in the pentagon i just want to
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get a drink at a bar
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do you want schlock or do you want art i
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mean i only do first class work
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uh don't give me that routine about your
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quality goods okay
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look starting next week you'll have
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yourself a neat little driver's license
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that says your herschel blasts age 22
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white single and anglo-saxon herschel
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is
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oh
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to do
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uh
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phil
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you're up i couldn't sleep
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don't drink out of the bottle
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oh lauren is here
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yeah
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oh uh
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you remember warren hi nice to see you
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phil
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oh i didn't want to wake you
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that's very thoughtful of you soon um
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cookies and milk
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would you like some no no i'm sort of
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dieting you know watching the old wait
378
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oh yes well maybe i will have just one
379
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quick one
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chocolate chip i love them um
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would you two excuse me please
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i'll be right back
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[Applause]
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phil
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your mother and i are planning on
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getting married
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congratulations
388
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yeah i i guess i just wanted to set the
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record straight
390
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sometimes things look a certain way but
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they're not
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that is
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they're not assorted as they seem maybe
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they never were
395
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thanks
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now as to my qualifications sir
397
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i have my own insurance agency and it's
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doing very well expect to do a lot
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better health excellent that is if you
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don't count falling hair
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[Music]
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hobbies
403
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golf
404
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and just plain sitting around the old
405
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sun i guess
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vices
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well i take a nip now and then
408
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good points
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that's a hard one
410
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well
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one
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i'm very fond of your mother
413
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i'm sure you answered
414
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would you call me warren
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warren
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great
417
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i'm hungry as hell
418
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when's the big day oh not for a couple
419
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of months kind of busy at the office now
420
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anyway by the way phil i can use you
421
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this summer if you're not busy filing
422
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that sort of thing 75 a week what do you
423
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think might be interesting
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well how are you two getting on oh just
425
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great huh
426
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listen i wonder if you kids would excuse
427
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,559
me i have an early appointment tomorrow
428
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morning and besides i think i've been
429
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boring this guy long enough do you mind
430
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of course not
431
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phil
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great i'll see you to the door
433
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so
434
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that's one
435
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so that's one
436
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you like him don't you i met him before
437
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:05,120
he's great oh i know that you met him
438
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:07,679
before but he never talked to him before
439
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:09,679
that's true yes
440
00:22:07,679 --> 00:22:11,280
hey
441
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what do you think
442
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what about one oh he's he's okay he's
443
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great
444
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you don't like him do you he's a good
445
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man i know that look you're marrying him
446
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and you're happy with him archer i mean
447
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you love him no i don't love you
448
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i have to be honest with you
449
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i mean i i i care about it
450
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but i don't love him
451
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not in the way that i loved your father
452
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he has some very good qualities
453
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and he's
454
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he's willing to overlook some of the
455
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very bad qualities that i have
456
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and that begins to outweigh any romantic
457
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notions that you might have
458
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you understand
459
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that's wonderful
460
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it's not wonderful
461
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there's nothing wonderful about it
462
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it just means that i'm getting old
463
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boy i never thought that would happen to
464
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me
465
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and i just can't stand it i mean i'm so
466
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bored with dieting and i'm so bored with
467
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all the things that it's necessary to do
468
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and what i want is that i just want
469
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someone that i can
470
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be relaxed with
471
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someone that i don't have to work at
472
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then i think he's the perfect choice for
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you and uh that's what you should
474
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probably do is get married well so do i
475
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so
476
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i want to tell you something
477
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i wake up in the middle of the night
478
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and i realize how old i am
479
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and i can't get back to sleep
480
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and i think
481
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where the hell is it all gone i mean how
482
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did i get so old
483
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:43,039
you know what i want you to do
484
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,640
i want you to tell me that i have
485
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nothing to be afraid of i mean i really
486
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want you to tell me that
487
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you got nothing to be afraid of
488
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i have your blessing
489
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yeah
490
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thanks
491
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you're welcome
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[Music]
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he's an all-american and a
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[Music]
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nation hails him
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[Music]
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he's the kind of son a country needs
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it's deleted
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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physics
503
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hard
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is it hard
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a book
506
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not too bad
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phil
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everything about the future
509
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yeah
510
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no i mean it's fun now you know just
511
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school and
512
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making it with girls
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i think it's rough later on
514
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gotta think about money and
515
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family
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surviving the pain in the ass
517
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the trouble with you people is you keep
518
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getting old
519
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buying and selling selling and buying
520
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it's all a matter of sublimation
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commerce is the great american sex
522
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substitute
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that's gonna be my first book how to
524
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masturbate with money
525
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i think you need too much
526
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:06,640
for something
527
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:10,679
how about now
528
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:10,679
how old do you feel right now
529
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:20,320
and so one of the things we can glean
530
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:22,559
from catcher in the rye is how uniquely
531
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contemporary a novel can be even though
532
00:26:22,559 --> 00:26:27,760
it may have been written years ago
533
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in this case 20 years ago
534
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that's the point isn't it
535
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that the character of holden caulfield
536
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salinger's teenage hero has such
537
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timeliness today
538
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even though holden has none of the
539
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surface trappings of today's teenager
540
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no uh
541
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long hair or hippie jargon
542
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:46,960
you see the surface appearance of the
543
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problems we face may change
544
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but the problems themselves remain very
545
00:26:48,799 --> 00:26:53,120
much the same
546
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the truths holden was groping for
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his crisis of identity if you will plus
548
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the apparent insensitivity of family and
549
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society to his dilemma all this should
550
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strike a familiar
551
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:06,840
accord what's your feeling fuller
552
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:14,000
it makes sense to me
553
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:18,640
what is it you do in the mornings
554
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:20,880
lift weights
555
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:22,799
obviously it takes a lot out of you
556
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,600
well i agree with what you said about
557
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what
558
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:27,470
about
559
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holden caulfield good
560
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[Applause]
561
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does he uh
562
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:34,640
does he rate as high as d.h lawrence
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not quite that high oh come on now
564
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fuller
565
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:41,039
well let's have your evaluation then
566
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i'm sure we're all eager to get your
567
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views
568
00:27:41,919 --> 00:27:47,120
before you doze off again
569
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:49,919
you assigned it i assume you like it i
570
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:53,360
assume you don't i don't ah we're making
571
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progress why not
572
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well you tell us to think about
573
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characters in a novel as if they were
574
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real people well i don't think real
575
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:02,159
people ever like holden i mean look at
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00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,480
him he's phony he's 16 he can't even
577
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make it with a girl
578
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holden is depicted as naive and
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sheltered
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00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,799
naive tay really bugs you doesn't it
581
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,799
fuller i just don't believe holden ever
582
00:28:10,799 --> 00:28:14,320
existed catcher is the kind of book
583
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middle-aged people take a bath in
584
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identifying a way like crazy convincing
585
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,919
themselves they were once that shy
586
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sensitive kid before the cruel world
587
00:28:19,919 --> 00:28:22,880
beat it out of them i think the novel
588
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presents quite a realistic picture of
589
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:26,480
youth i guess i think it's sentimental
590
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,320
crap i guess i think your choice of
591
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:30,799
words gives you away fuller a book
592
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:33,520
contains sentiment ergo it must be crap
593
00:28:30,799 --> 00:28:36,000
no what bugs me is to see adolescents
594
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:38,880
sentimentalized no what bugs you is
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honest sentiment
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[Music]
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we'll uh
598
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we'll get further into uh salinger next
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time meanwhile class
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00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:51,440
now that fuller here has presented his
601
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provocative opinions
602
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:55,279
i hope more of you will be stimulated to
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take time from the tube
604
00:28:55,279 --> 00:28:59,840
to finish the book
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dismissed
606
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don't you think you're carrying this
607
00:29:06,559 --> 00:29:11,120
herschel blast number too far
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i mean a mustache for christ's sake a
609
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new name a new face oh i wonder what
610
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,080
happened to the real herself glass
611
00:29:14,399 --> 00:29:19,360
knowing lafarge is probably sold to some
612
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crazy doctor for parts
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fuzz so what herschel blast has no fear
614
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:26,880
of the fuzz yep well wilkie mcdonough is
615
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:28,399
scared shitless you don't have any grass
616
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:32,600
on you do you oh no just from hashing
617
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the hubcaps and coke under the carpet
618
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:46,399
don't do that to me again
619
00:29:45,039 --> 00:29:47,840
goddamn police state you can't even take
620
00:29:46,399 --> 00:29:48,799
a leak around here you're really spaced
621
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,880
out man
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00:29:48,799 --> 00:29:51,919
well that's what sexual abstinence has
623
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:54,799
done to me
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00:29:51,919 --> 00:29:57,279
nothing huh she's frigid oh stop cupping
625
00:29:54,799 --> 00:29:58,640
out cupping out if i give you a history
626
00:29:57,279 --> 00:30:00,720
of my campaign it would read like a
627
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:03,520
textbook on sexual strategy don't give
628
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:05,440
it to me sell to the rotc i mean it
629
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,720
i thoroughly researched this whole deal
630
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:09,120
i know where favorite restaurants are
631
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:10,960
favorite rock groups her birthstone what
632
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:12,399
are you trying to do ball or a breeder
633
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,399
when i first started taking her out i
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was sure i had the keys to the magic
635
00:30:14,399 --> 00:30:19,919
kingdom i used all these words like oh
636
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fulfillment and inner peace and then
637
00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:25,440
reciprocal self-expression no dice
638
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:27,520
glassy approach though then i decided to
639
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:29,360
scare her out of her little panties so i
640
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,720
combed the psychoanalytical journals for
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00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,720
case histories of girls who flipped out
642
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:34,880
because of sexual abstinence there was
643
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:36,480
one woman i remember rebecca g who was
644
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:38,240
discovered playing games in the bathtub
645
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,919
with her eight-year-old nephew that was
646
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:42,799
pretty scary
647
00:30:39,919 --> 00:30:45,840
oh and then we had old bonnie e a woman
648
00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:47,039
with a particularly strong libido who
649
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:49,120
dressed up as a little girl one
650
00:30:47,039 --> 00:30:51,120
christmas and sat on the lap of every
651
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:52,880
santa claus in one major metropolitan
652
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:54,159
downtown area stop it man you're even
653
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,600
turning me on
654
00:30:54,159 --> 00:30:58,640
then last week
655
00:30:55,600 --> 00:31:00,320
i made my final suicide try i decided oh
656
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:03,039
forget all the strategy and come on
657
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:04,399
straight i said debbie
658
00:31:03,039 --> 00:31:08,159
let's get laid
659
00:31:04,399 --> 00:31:08,159
please oh let's get laid
660
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:12,720
hey with the love of a good freak help
661
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,640
but uh what's that got to do with the
662
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:18,799
bookstore what's that got to do with the
663
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:21,440
bookstore just wait i'm tired of waiting
664
00:31:18,799 --> 00:31:21,440
hi joyce
665
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:28,159
wookie i'm gonna explain something to
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00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:30,080
you this is not just a bookstore it's a
667
00:31:28,159 --> 00:31:31,840
supermarket for chicks they're just
668
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:33,679
waiting to be plucked off the shelves
669
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:35,600
now all you got to do is figure out what
670
00:31:33,679 --> 00:31:37,200
kind you want you know it's knockers and
671
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:40,080
they want a ball oh no no that's not how
672
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:41,840
you shop now come here with me
673
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:43,300
well listen what are you doing
674
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:45,519
don't stop it
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[Music]
676
00:31:45,519 --> 00:31:50,160
you dig the intellectual types you
677
00:31:47,519 --> 00:31:53,120
browse over here
678
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:55,279
[Music]
679
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:58,320
you dig the trip takers you keep an eye
680
00:31:55,279 --> 00:31:58,320
on the pothead section
681
00:31:58,559 --> 00:32:04,080
you take the mystic chicks you hit the
682
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:06,799
zen and the e chin crowd
683
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:09,279
oh yes
684
00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:11,519
oh i like that mystical one right there
685
00:32:09,279 --> 00:32:14,320
now if you want uh straight out action
686
00:32:11,519 --> 00:32:37,920
and info freaks and that sort of garbage
687
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:37,920
[Music]
688
00:32:40,399 --> 00:32:43,399
oh
689
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:56,500
[Music]
690
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:05,080
yes
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[Music]
692
00:33:35,519 --> 00:33:42,320
i want to pledge allegiance to the flag
693
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:46,320
of the united states of america
694
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:48,000
and to the republic for which it stands
695
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:49,679
one nation
696
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,200
under god
697
00:33:49,679 --> 00:33:54,640
indivisible
698
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:56,559
with liberty and justice for all
699
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:59,279
there has been a growing laxity at this
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school in many areas of enforcement
701
00:33:59,279 --> 00:34:01,440
dress
702
00:34:00,399 --> 00:34:02,880
hair
703
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,640
and manners
704
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:06,559
but disrespect for the flag will not be
705
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:08,639
tolerated is that understood no
706
00:34:06,559 --> 00:34:10,639
disrespect was intended well then why
707
00:34:08,639 --> 00:34:11,760
were you sitting down i was in my lotus
708
00:34:10,639 --> 00:34:12,800
position
709
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,159
huh
710
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,919
i was in the middle of my morning
711
00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:18,079
meditations
712
00:34:15,919 --> 00:34:22,639
as a matter of fact i was sort of
713
00:34:18,079 --> 00:34:22,639
saluting the flag in my own way
714
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:29,280
you mean this is your way of saluting
715
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:31,520
the flag yes sir now i realize it seems
716
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:33,919
a little unorthodox but what i actually
717
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:36,960
do is bless the flag during meditations
718
00:34:33,919 --> 00:34:39,040
oh get up off the floor frankly sir i
719
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:42,000
would resend any attempts to deny me my
720
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:43,599
spiritual rights now look mcdonough you
721
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:46,720
have a pretty good academic record here
722
00:34:43,599 --> 00:34:49,119
at west mesa so we can overlook those
723
00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:50,879
crazy left-wing capers and your goddamn
724
00:34:49,119 --> 00:34:53,280
underground newspaper
725
00:34:50,879 --> 00:34:55,119
but i want your pledge that you will
726
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,639
properly observe the salute if you don't
727
00:34:55,119 --> 00:34:58,480
do that tell me mr fanning on what
728
00:34:56,639 --> 00:35:00,640
grounds do you compel me to salute the
729
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:02,400
flag it's in the rules
730
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:04,720
god what rules
731
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:06,560
school rules i think you'll find your
732
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:08,000
case to be rather flimsy if you were
733
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:10,240
called the supreme court only last year
734
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:12,480
oh i've got another barracks lawyer on
735
00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:14,160
my hands look here madonna i'm not
736
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,760
interested in the supreme court the
737
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,200
rules of this school district state that
738
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:19,040
you might like to cite another set of
739
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,560
rules the eating book of changes i would
740
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,400
like to draw your attention to the laws
741
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,560
of the two primary chen hexagrams as
742
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:25,839
outlined on page two now it's hexagrams
743
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,599
you're interrupting me i don't wanna
744
00:35:25,839 --> 00:35:29,680
hear anymore you're just gonna deny me
745
00:35:27,599 --> 00:35:31,760
my spiritual rights you're damn right i
746
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,200
am the supreme court of the i don't give
747
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:35,440
a [ __ ] about the supreme court the
748
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:37,839
president of this greatness oh [ __ ] the
749
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,839
president
750
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,400
excuse me
751
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:46,320
could you tell me where i can find
752
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:48,720
schneider's office yes around the corner
753
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,720
and down the
754
00:35:57,119 --> 00:36:01,200
ah hall we
755
00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:03,920
are mrs fuller
756
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:05,280
oh um by the way i'm audrey schneider
757
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,960
how do you feel we're so glad you could
758
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,720
come we do feel it's important that once
759
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:10,640
a year parent and guidance counselor
760
00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:12,800
meet and evaluate both problems and
761
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:14,320
progress as you relate to the student
762
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:16,480
well i'm ashamed to say that this is my
763
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:18,480
first time but i think it's a terrific
764
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,680
agitator say our schools are cold and
765
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:21,839
impersonal
766
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:24,160
they're not see i work and it's not
767
00:36:21,839 --> 00:36:26,880
always easy for me to get away so
768
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:29,200
let's talk about philip
769
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,200
um
770
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,240
well
771
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,760
he's a bright boy
772
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:36,560
thank you she definitely shows a
773
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:39,280
superior aptitude uh profile especially
774
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:40,800
in mathematics in mathematics
775
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:42,079
i always thought it was a real dope in
776
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:44,160
man
777
00:36:42,079 --> 00:36:46,240
no
778
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:47,680
now that see in english is unfortunate
779
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:50,000
there's a definite pattern of regressive
780
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:51,520
motivation in the language arts but um
781
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,839
philip and i are good friends and we've
782
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:55,200
had many long talks on the subject
783
00:36:53,839 --> 00:36:57,119
excuse me but i always thought that
784
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:58,800
english was his best subject
785
00:36:57,119 --> 00:37:00,240
you know he's always reading books and
786
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,079
actually
787
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:03,920
i'm also concerned about a continuing
788
00:37:02,079 --> 00:37:06,160
problem in the area of emotional
789
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:08,640
immaturity as it applies to members of
790
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:10,480
the opposite sex
791
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:11,280
what do you mean
792
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,040
well
793
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,720
his fist fights with girls now there
794
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,680
have been two more incidents since last
795
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:18,800
winter
796
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:20,960
fist fights with girls yes
797
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:24,400
dr boardman notes
798
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:27,760
potentially disturbing hostility toward
799
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:30,720
girls particularly young girls
800
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:32,720
are you talking about my phil
801
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:34,160
you're there
802
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:38,560
so
803
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:38,560
philip r fuller jr that phil
804
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:44,000
phillip fulton
805
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,320
um
806
00:37:50,079 --> 00:37:57,040
well yes
807
00:37:52,640 --> 00:38:00,160
here we are phillip ralph fuller jr
808
00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:02,800
could we uh start all over again
809
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:04,960
how do you do i'm betty fuller
810
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,960
uh
811
00:38:07,300 --> 00:38:11,739
[Music]
812
00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:24,480
that miss schneider she's a
813
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:26,560
she's quite a character
814
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:29,040
no but she did she made some very very
815
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:30,480
good points i mean she said for instance
816
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:32,400
that you are not working to your full
817
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:34,960
capacity and she said that you have an
818
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:37,200
extremely high iq but that you could be
819
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:38,320
doing a lot better actually yeah well i
820
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:40,560
mean i think that that's interesting but
821
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:42,880
if you concentrated more you see you
822
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:44,960
could be doing a lot better true
823
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:47,200
what are you going to do that no
824
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:48,800
come on no i mean it she knows what
825
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:51,460
she's doing i mean she is a counselor
826
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:54,570
and that's her job and everything
827
00:38:51,460 --> 00:38:54,570
[Music]
828
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,960
i never did very well by you did i oh
829
00:39:03,599 --> 00:39:06,160
hey baby you can meet some out-of-sight
830
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,280
people hitchhiking wait a minute i'll
831
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,560
tell you something from now on things
832
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,000
are going to be different i mean it
833
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,040
warren makes a very good living and i'm
834
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,640
going to be able to give you a lot of
835
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,160
the things that i was never able to give
836
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:16,560
you before you don't have to feel guilty
837
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:18,560
about me i don't i don't feel guilty
838
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:20,320
it's just that from now on
839
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,760
everything is going to be different i
840
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,960
mean i'm going to be able to quit my job
841
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:25,359
and everything
842
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:28,000
hey now we just i'm trying to be serious
843
00:39:25,359 --> 00:39:29,359
i mean it i think that we should talk i
844
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,800
think that we should talk like mothers
845
00:39:29,359 --> 00:39:33,119
and sons i think that we should talk
846
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:36,880
like mothers and sons talk
847
00:39:33,119 --> 00:39:36,880
well what do mothers and sons talk about
848
00:39:37,119 --> 00:39:41,040
well i mean
849
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:42,720
you're you're in an age now where
850
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:44,720
you probably need advice i mean you
851
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:46,160
never come to me for any advice i go to
852
00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:48,240
miss schneider
853
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:50,640
that's funny that's really funny i mean
854
00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:50,640
it now
855
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:56,839
okay what do you want to advise me on
856
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:56,839
i'm listening advise me
857
00:40:03,119 --> 00:40:07,359
the position taken in mating varies
858
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:09,200
according to the species respective size
859
00:40:07,359 --> 00:40:10,640
of the parties and personal
860
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,319
idiosyncrasies
861
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:14,480
under normal conditions
862
00:40:12,319 --> 00:40:15,680
the smaller male spider gets underneath
863
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,440
the female
864
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:20,160
so that his head is beneath her belly
865
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:22,240
the two facing in the same direction
866
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:24,240
in this position he repeatedly thrusts
867
00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:27,520
his charged pellets into the female
868
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:30,000
opening uh generally one after the other
869
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:32,560
but sometimes both together
870
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:35,119
in rare instances the male may mount the
871
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:36,319
female to insert his palette uh this
872
00:40:35,119 --> 00:40:38,640
technique has the advantage of
873
00:40:36,319 --> 00:40:40,319
facilitating a quicker getaway once
874
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:42,560
coalitious is complete
875
00:40:40,319 --> 00:40:44,480
uh the getaway is propitious of view of
876
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:47,280
the fact that the male is smaller than
877
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:49,359
the female and the female customarily
878
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:51,760
develops an insatiable appetite during
879
00:40:49,359 --> 00:40:54,800
the sex act uh an appetite that he's
880
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:56,319
satisfied we could be using this time
881
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:58,240
i tried to get my mother to write a
882
00:40:56,319 --> 00:41:00,800
letter to get me out of here on
883
00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:03,599
religious grounds male spiders
884
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:05,760
actions with precision and here's forays
885
00:41:03,599 --> 00:41:08,400
with courage
886
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:10,880
religious grounds yes
887
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:12,160
well this letter comes as a surprise to
888
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:14,079
me fuller
889
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:16,480
the board of education has ruled that
890
00:41:14,079 --> 00:41:18,720
the course is entirely optional
891
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:19,520
but it's a little difficult getting out
892
00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:21,760
of it
893
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,960
so i'm finding out to be completely
894
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,800
honest with you
895
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:26,960
i've been deeply troubled about this
896
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:29,200
course for some time now and then when i
897
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:31,520
spoke to my minister well all right all
898
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:32,800
right fine fine that's all right i have
899
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:34,800
enough trouble without the clergy
900
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:37,280
waiting in my outer office
901
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:39,359
but you will have to get these forms
902
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:41,440
signed by your guidance counselor i
903
00:41:39,359 --> 00:41:44,000
wouldn't want to cause any problems
904
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:45,839
problems oh there are no problems fuller
905
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,040
you just tell your minister there are no
906
00:41:45,839 --> 00:41:49,119
problems
907
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:50,960
i think of us as friends phillip don't
908
00:41:49,119 --> 00:41:52,880
you of course you do now i want you to
909
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:56,240
try and relax and tell me exactly what
910
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:58,160
it is that you find so objectionable
911
00:41:56,240 --> 00:42:00,800
that's very difficult
912
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:02,160
no no no i don't want you to be shy
913
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:03,920
i know you may find it hard to believe
914
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:07,280
but i'm not very easily shocked what i
915
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:09,760
mean is uh well i'm hip to all the
916
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:12,079
scenes so it's cool
917
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:14,640
i'm sure you are so
918
00:42:12,079 --> 00:42:19,200
what are we really talking about huh
919
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:19,200
of course in sex there sex
920
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,680
now
921
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:26,800
i want you to tell me exactly what it is
922
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,800
you find so objectionable
923
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:30,720
well i am
924
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:34,000
this is really very difficult now we're
925
00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:34,000
speaking as friends remember
926
00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:37,599
all right
927
00:42:35,599 --> 00:42:40,000
when they talk about those spiders
928
00:42:37,599 --> 00:42:41,920
you know doing it and all
929
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,760
whoever thought of spiders doing it did
930
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:45,440
you
931
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:48,240
did you ever think about that
932
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:50,640
and insects and animals not to mention
933
00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:51,520
people all doing it everywhere all the
934
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,880
time
935
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:56,400
in this very room there could be some
936
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:57,280
spiders underneath the furniture just uh
937
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,790
just
938
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:04,020
popping away just
939
00:42:58,790 --> 00:43:04,020
[Laughter]
940
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:11,160
don't you have a class this afternoon
941
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:11,160
not anymore
942
00:43:12,079 --> 00:43:15,680
let's keep it moving
943
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:17,359
keep those knees high
944
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:19,119
[ __ ] skinny god he knows we're here
945
00:43:17,359 --> 00:43:21,119
looks like he's bringing a hole on come
946
00:43:19,119 --> 00:43:22,480
on
947
00:43:21,119 --> 00:43:25,040
come on skeeter that's what he really
948
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:27,200
likes best
949
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:29,520
yeah i think you're right
950
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:30,880
i can't figure you and skeeter married
951
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,400
what do you mean
952
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:34,480
he's the sort of meathead you know you
953
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:35,520
think of living at the y and taking cold
954
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,960
showers
955
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:40,680
well anyways he's a much better man than
956
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:40,680
you will ever be okay
957
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:54,000
anybody want to buy a paper
958
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:54,000
gary you want to buy paper
959
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:01,040
sort of like an electric kool-aid
960
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:03,680
newspaper want to buy a paper hermey
961
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:05,200
paper here you go a chance of two sides
962
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:07,200
do i have to
963
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:08,560
all right all right how much i've
964
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:12,000
quarter
965
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:12,000
revolution can be profitable
966
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:16,400
well it's cheaper than playboy
967
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:18,000
looking you know this thing's liable to
968
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:19,920
get you into a lot of trouble oh doesn't
969
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:22,800
matter what happens to me my job is to
970
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:25,520
inform the people yeah i remember when i
971
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,520
had that job
972
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:30,880
hey wilkie let me your wheels will you
973
00:44:29,119 --> 00:44:34,000
how am i going to get home friendship
974
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:37,560
will be friendship use my bike hey
975
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,560
that's not my thing
976
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:42,560
how you doing mr smelly oh how's it
977
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:44,079
going fuller okay
978
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:45,920
why aren't you out there selling papers
979
00:44:44,079 --> 00:44:48,640
that's not my bag
980
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:50,800
cool is your bag right well that helps
981
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:53,920
cool but not involved
982
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:55,599
you mean like uh like them
983
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:57,440
all right yes
984
00:44:55,599 --> 00:44:59,440
what's wrong with getting involved
985
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:01,280
nothing if that's what you have to do
986
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:03,040
what do you have to do
987
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:04,960
i hadn't expected a philosophical
988
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:07,520
discussion no
989
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:09,599
educational not philosophical
990
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:11,359
relax boy
991
00:45:09,599 --> 00:45:12,480
the way i see it we have a system here
992
00:45:11,359 --> 00:45:14,319
right
993
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:15,920
system says that you sit in class you
994
00:45:14,319 --> 00:45:18,000
get your grades and you move on down the
995
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:20,480
assembly line as quickly as possible so
996
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:22,640
another warm body can take your place
997
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:24,640
now that's the system and uh
998
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:27,760
i do pretty well within that system
999
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:29,040
and how exactly do you do that
1000
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:31,440
i play with it
1001
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:32,800
i bend with it i go around it i think
1002
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:35,119
the best that has to offer and hang
1003
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,119
loose
1004
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,839
i don't know whether you're a cynic
1005
00:45:38,079 --> 00:45:42,560
or just a parasite
1006
00:45:39,839 --> 00:45:42,560
i'm a realist
1007
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:47,839
[Music]
1008
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,839
there are all kinds of realities
1009
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:54,319
hey honey you know what we've got to go
1010
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:57,880
straight to the doctor again she's got
1011
00:45:54,319 --> 00:45:57,880
103 temperatures
1012
00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:08,269
[Music]
1013
00:46:12,839 --> 00:46:16,400
god is this
1014
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,160
oh
1015
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,920
you think it could be the carburetor or
1016
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:22,000
whatever that is
1017
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:25,230
no
1018
00:46:22,000 --> 00:47:14,880
i think it's reality
1019
00:46:25,230 --> 00:47:16,160
[Music]
1020
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,520
hey
1021
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:18,880
i think i just got hit by a flying
1022
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:22,160
knocker
1023
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:24,640
how's old herschel living it up sunny
1024
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:26,800
hey bunny cuddy's our double
1025
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:28,960
i want to talk to you when capone talks
1026
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:31,359
everybody live
1027
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:33,599
well as you may know business is booming
1028
00:47:31,359 --> 00:47:35,440
but i can't handle it all right
1029
00:47:33,599 --> 00:47:36,800
i need a partner no i'm not about your
1030
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:38,559
business right yeah well look this is
1031
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:40,720
big bread topic i'm gonna i think i'm
1032
00:47:38,559 --> 00:47:42,960
gonna pass okay what you don't need the
1033
00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:44,800
bread that's not that
1034
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:46,000
you're not interested in free enterprise
1035
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,220
i got other interests i don't want to
1036
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,960
spread myself too thin
1037
00:47:47,220 --> 00:47:51,520
[Music]
1038
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:52,559
you working for the competition
1039
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:54,000
look right
1040
00:47:52,559 --> 00:47:55,839
you push drugs
1041
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:58,160
wilkie publishes papers
1042
00:47:55,839 --> 00:48:00,480
i chase chicks we all got our own thing
1043
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:02,400
you leave me alone i leave you alone
1044
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:05,400
that's free enterprise too
1045
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,400
dig
1046
00:48:05,820 --> 00:48:08,899
[Music]
1047
00:48:14,340 --> 00:48:17,499
[Music]
1048
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,599
it's
1049
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:30,160
[Music]
1050
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:33,200
it's beautiful
1051
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:38,480
hey look
1052
00:48:36,319 --> 00:48:40,079
you cared of her debbie i turned off on
1053
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:45,079
her then at the bookstore
1054
00:48:40,079 --> 00:48:45,079
oh not you she's not your type
1055
00:48:48,540 --> 00:48:51,610
[Music]
1056
00:48:58,319 --> 00:49:03,440
all right which is yours debbie
1057
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:06,160
that yours yes
1058
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:10,119
it's beautiful isn't that beautiful
1059
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:10,119
that's a work of art there
1060
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:30,960
hello
1061
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:30,960
hi is debbie there please whom i
1062
00:49:37,359 --> 00:49:41,760
yes
1063
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:43,680
do you know what phil fuller i guess i
1064
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:45,920
do you guess you do now what's that
1065
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:47,440
supposed to mean well he's in my class
1066
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:49,440
mom it's just i don't really know him
1067
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:51,460
very well
1068
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:53,359
oh
1069
00:49:51,460 --> 00:49:55,920
[Applause]
1070
00:49:53,359 --> 00:49:58,160
phil hey baby it's your favorite cook
1071
00:49:55,920 --> 00:50:01,359
what's happening oh nothing i'm just
1072
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:02,960
reading listen i just had a great idea a
1073
00:50:01,359 --> 00:50:04,720
thursday's a holiday
1074
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:06,160
why don't we go to the club swimming
1075
00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:07,440
wednesday night
1076
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:09,359
swimming
1077
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:10,960
well the pool isn't even open at night
1078
00:50:09,359 --> 00:50:12,400
we'll sneak in
1079
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:15,200
be alone debbie
1080
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:16,559
the cool water will purify our souls
1081
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:18,240
wednesday
1082
00:50:16,559 --> 00:50:20,559
i oh i can't i like my bathing suit to
1083
00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:22,319
linda when will you get it back
1084
00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:24,940
oh maybe sunday
1085
00:50:22,319 --> 00:50:28,050
sunday huh
1086
00:50:24,940 --> 00:50:28,050
[Applause]
1087
00:50:29,359 --> 00:50:32,880
okay pick up around 9.
1088
00:50:38,839 --> 00:50:43,440
hey thought we were going swimming we
1089
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:45,599
were but they drained the pool of the
1090
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:48,079
club anyhow this is a better idea
1091
00:50:45,599 --> 00:50:50,000
coming to a place that sells trailers
1092
00:50:48,079 --> 00:50:52,480
at night that's exactly why we're here
1093
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:54,079
babe nobody buys trailers at night
1094
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:56,720
anyhow gives me a chance to concentrate
1095
00:50:54,079 --> 00:50:58,480
on my homework homework yeah for cooking
1096
00:50:56,720 --> 00:51:01,599
class i'm into a shrimp curry that'll
1097
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:01,599
get me an egg for sure
1098
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:13,040
okay up we go there we are
1099
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:15,040
how did you know about this trailer hey
1100
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:17,760
what are we doing here well this is
1101
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:19,280
weird i belong to a friend of mine betty
1102
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:22,559
i've been saving this experience for
1103
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:24,720
someone who i knew would really dig it
1104
00:51:22,559 --> 00:51:26,800
what my shrimp curry i've been refining
1105
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:28,160
the recipe for uh six weeks now and i
1106
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:29,200
think i've really got it tonight's the
1107
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,800
night
1108
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,240
we could have cooked it at my house we
1109
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:34,079
didn't have to come all the way out here
1110
00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:35,599
i can't just be cooked it's got to be a
1111
00:51:34,079 --> 00:51:37,359
total experience you've you've got to
1112
00:51:35,599 --> 00:51:39,599
control the environment every moment
1113
00:51:37,359 --> 00:51:41,520
every mood
1114
00:51:39,599 --> 00:51:45,920
i don't know about you
1115
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:45,920
it's a bad luck an indian role
1116
00:51:47,119 --> 00:51:51,040
slippers
1117
00:51:48,319 --> 00:51:51,040
is this for me
1118
00:51:51,839 --> 00:51:55,839
yes
1119
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:56,640
flower of the ganges
1120
00:51:55,839 --> 00:51:59,119
oh
1121
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:59,119
wow
1122
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:03,680
now debbie there's only one way we can
1123
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:06,160
really taste my uh shrimp curry we've
1124
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:07,280
gotta create a whole indian scene we've
1125
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,559
gotta eat
1126
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:09,359
indian
1127
00:52:08,559 --> 00:52:11,599
dig
1128
00:52:09,359 --> 00:52:11,599
huh
1129
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:17,359
hey debbie
1130
00:52:14,079 --> 00:52:18,400
debbie do you trust me
1131
00:52:17,359 --> 00:52:20,720
i mean don't you want me to keep
1132
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:22,480
expanding my sensitivities
1133
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:24,079
who else would understand the man who
1134
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:27,520
enjoys cooking
1135
00:52:24,079 --> 00:52:29,440
some people would think it's uh you know
1136
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:31,440
a little queer
1137
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:32,800
oh no phil
1138
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,079
well those kind of people are just
1139
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:36,319
ignorant
1140
00:52:34,079 --> 00:52:38,079
what's wrong with men cooking i mean if
1141
00:52:36,319 --> 00:52:39,680
women can get jobs men certainly can
1142
00:52:38,079 --> 00:52:42,079
cook
1143
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,960
so don't feel weird
1144
00:52:42,079 --> 00:52:44,240
okay
1145
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:47,839
why don't you go in there and get ready
1146
00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:47,839
and uh i'll start making it
1147
00:53:01,580 --> 00:53:06,030
[Music]
1148
00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:17,599
so
1149
00:53:06,030 --> 00:53:20,599
[Music]
1150
00:53:17,599 --> 00:53:20,599
so
1151
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:40,839
[Music]
1152
00:53:37,839 --> 00:53:40,839
do
1153
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:56,680
take that betty crocker
1154
00:53:58,500 --> 00:54:10,469
[Music]
1155
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:16,800
oh
1156
00:54:14,319 --> 00:54:19,599
you can't see through this can you
1157
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:22,599
oh no no no no it's it's lovely just
1158
00:54:19,599 --> 00:54:22,599
lovely
1159
00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:30,520
ah
1160
00:54:26,319 --> 00:54:30,520
a toast to eternal self-expression
1161
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:51,480
i got them where i work what
1162
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:57,489
[Music]
1163
00:54:59,599 --> 00:55:05,720
hmm oh
1164
00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:05,720
needs a little step
1165
00:55:07,090 --> 00:55:10,379
[Music]
1166
00:55:14,330 --> 00:55:19,760
[Music]
1167
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:23,440
now my little peach blossom you will
1168
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:24,319
have a meal to blow your mind
1169
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:26,880
yeah
1170
00:55:24,319 --> 00:55:28,610
this is super
1171
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:31,520
hot
1172
00:55:28,610 --> 00:55:35,400
[Music]
1173
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:35,400
here i come my sweet
1174
00:55:36,860 --> 00:55:40,560
[Music]
1175
00:55:37,550 --> 00:55:42,160
[Applause]
1176
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:46,359
[Music]
1177
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:46,359
okay let's eat them bowl
1178
00:55:47,810 --> 00:55:53,000
[Music]
1179
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:53,000
hmm
1180
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:59,220
[Music]
1181
00:55:55,460 --> 00:56:02,790
[Applause]
1182
00:55:59,220 --> 00:56:05,040
[Music]
1183
00:56:02,790 --> 00:56:06,559
[Applause]
1184
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:08,880
you
1185
00:56:06,559 --> 00:56:08,880
phil
1186
00:56:10,079 --> 00:56:13,760
you wouldn't go all the way would you
1187
00:56:12,410 --> 00:56:16,760
[Music]
1188
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:16,760
what
1189
00:56:17,119 --> 00:56:22,640
you wouldn't go all the way
1190
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:25,640
oh no no no no
1191
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:25,640
um
1192
00:56:25,740 --> 00:56:29,380
[Music]
1193
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:32,590
[Applause]
1194
00:56:29,380 --> 00:56:32,590
[Music]
1195
00:56:37,599 --> 00:56:40,599
so
1196
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:58,960
i'm afraid there's been an
1197
00:56:56,839 --> 00:57:01,119
accident not bad oh it's nothing to
1198
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:02,480
worry about if you cut some bruises your
1199
00:57:01,119 --> 00:57:03,760
mother's here in carson city general
1200
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:06,000
hospital
1201
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:08,480
close the city yeah i'm afraid the
1202
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:09,520
driver was lucky did you know mr warren
1203
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:11,119
cook
1204
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:12,640
yeah i know
1205
00:57:11,119 --> 00:57:14,240
well he was killed you see it was the
1206
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:16,079
steering wheel looked like your mother
1207
00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:18,000
was asleep in the back seat and
1208
00:57:16,079 --> 00:57:19,440
that way it was lucky you see
1209
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,880
yeah
1210
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:22,720
naturally she's pretty broken up about
1211
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,520
mr cook
1212
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:26,920
yeah
1213
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:26,920
you have a license
1214
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:30,240
well uh we thought you should get up
1215
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:31,599
here as quick as you can to see your
1216
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:33,359
mother
1217
00:57:31,599 --> 00:57:36,319
i'll i'll be there
1218
00:57:33,359 --> 00:57:36,319
five carefully son
1219
00:57:38,799 --> 00:57:42,720
phil
1220
00:57:41,119 --> 00:57:43,680
we should be able to start back in the
1221
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:45,119
morning
1222
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:47,119
the doctor just wants to keep me here
1223
00:57:45,119 --> 00:57:49,520
for observation
1224
00:57:47,119 --> 00:57:53,599
yeah i guess that's the best thing
1225
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:53,599
i'll i'll find a wire or something okay
1226
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:58,400
did you eat anything
1227
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:58,400
a couple of hamburgers
1228
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:03,520
you better be careful you're going to
1229
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:03,520
turn into a hamburger
1230
00:58:06,799 --> 00:58:11,680
this isn't so bad for a hospital is it
1231
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:15,200
i don't know what it is but
1232
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:19,160
a hospital has always scared me
1233
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:19,160
yeah i guess it's okay
1234
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:26,880
i'm not much of a winner when it comes
1235
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:28,799
to man am i
1236
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:30,319
you know it's it's the smell that that's
1237
00:58:28,799 --> 00:58:32,640
what bothers me about hospitals the
1238
00:58:30,319 --> 00:58:32,640
smell
1239
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:38,160
we were on our way to las vegas to get
1240
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:38,160
married
1241
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:43,680
isn't that a bad joke
1242
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:45,119
yeah i guess i don't know
1243
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:47,040
hey listen uh
1244
00:58:45,119 --> 00:58:48,880
i better find a place to stay tonight
1245
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:51,839
okay uh can i get you some cigarettes or
1246
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:51,839
something
1247
00:58:52,079 --> 00:58:55,440
yeah yeah that's a good idea
1248
00:58:55,520 --> 00:59:00,680
you know what brand i smoke
1249
00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:00,680
yeah
1250
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:18,000
here
1251
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:19,839
hi man
1252
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,440
haven't seen you for three weeks
1253
00:59:19,839 --> 00:59:23,520
you know homework that sort of thing you
1254
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:25,520
know
1255
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:28,559
kind of left me hanging what happened
1256
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:28,559
everything got screwed up
1257
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:32,480
you owe me more than that you weren't
1258
00:59:30,799 --> 00:59:34,160
exactly strangers you know
1259
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:36,000
take it easy will you i just want to
1260
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:37,040
know why that's all
1261
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:40,280
would you like to hear it right over
1262
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:40,280
here please
1263
00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:01,249
oh come on
1264
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:01,249
[Music]
1265
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:07,000
so
1266
01:00:10,170 --> 01:00:24,160
[Music]
1267
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:26,319
no one else not a single soul
1268
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:28,160
i've been busy not too busy to drive
1269
01:00:26,319 --> 01:00:29,359
around with that complete teenybopper
1270
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:30,720
the other night
1271
01:00:29,359 --> 01:00:34,160
i saw you
1272
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:37,050
well maybe one other so what i'll bet
1273
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:39,359
you're married remember screw you
1274
01:00:37,050 --> 01:00:40,839
[Music]
1275
01:00:39,359 --> 01:00:44,240
just don't know how it
1276
01:00:40,839 --> 01:00:45,040
is christ i was 30 last week
1277
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:47,440
what
1278
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:49,599
i said i was 30 last week
1279
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:51,839
that's cool
1280
01:00:49,599 --> 01:00:55,359
bastard i hate being 30. i'm not exactly
1281
01:00:51,839 --> 01:00:58,559
wild about being 17. you love it
1282
01:00:55,359 --> 01:01:00,240
you use it like some kind of a weapon
1283
01:00:58,559 --> 01:01:01,920
you're like some sort of a professional
1284
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:03,839
teenager look my boss is gonna wonder
1285
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:05,599
what's going on
1286
01:01:03,839 --> 01:01:07,599
he just used me like a [ __ ] exactly how
1287
01:01:05,599 --> 01:01:10,240
did you use me i fell for that innocent
1288
01:01:07,599 --> 01:01:11,680
schoolboy routine i bet i'm just a cog
1289
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:13,839
on your assembly line of middle-aged
1290
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:15,839
over the hill women not exactly over the
1291
01:01:13,839 --> 01:01:17,839
hill i can testify to that look i didn't
1292
01:01:15,839 --> 01:01:19,760
come here to get bang
1293
01:01:17,839 --> 01:01:21,520
but why don't we get together miss me
1294
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:22,839
before school
1295
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:25,440
go what am i
1296
01:01:22,839 --> 01:01:27,920
doing look i just don't want to be
1297
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:30,640
treated like skeeter
1298
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:33,520
i didn't make the rules i'm sorry
1299
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:34,640
yeah the whole world is sorry
1300
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:37,640
since you're the only one who was a
1301
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:37,640
crime
1302
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:51,680
i was wrong you're much more involved
1303
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:54,880
than i thought
1304
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:54,880
think i could get this thing fixed
1305
01:01:55,359 --> 01:01:59,880
just thought i'd throw you a little
1306
01:01:56,319 --> 01:01:59,880
business terrific
1307
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:13,839
i heard about your mother
1308
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:19,480
i'm sorry
1309
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:19,480
thank you
1310
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:26,559
listen i'm supposed to tell you this is
1311
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:28,400
a big job the next week the boss calls
1312
01:02:26,559 --> 01:02:29,839
you and tells you it'll cost more to fix
1313
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:31,920
than it's worth and would you like to
1314
01:02:29,839 --> 01:02:34,640
trade it in on a new set
1315
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:38,000
it's a 25 cent plug it'll cost
1316
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:39,520
you nothing to fix it yourself
1317
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:42,240
see that's my true genius knowing where
1318
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:44,319
it's at now you're forever in my debt
1319
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:46,559
one thing about you fuller
1320
01:02:44,319 --> 01:02:48,240
you don't sell yourself short
1321
01:02:46,559 --> 01:02:50,559
pound for pound i figure i'm smarter
1322
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:54,240
than 99 of the people i meet
1323
01:02:50,559 --> 01:02:56,079
is that one percent that still throws me
1324
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:58,000
well i'm glad something throws you i
1325
01:02:56,079 --> 01:02:59,760
figure it'll be like high noon i'll be
1326
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:03,720
walking down the street someday and
1327
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:03,720
there will be mr one percent
1328
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:17,839
it's phil fuller man
1329
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:22,960
i have something for debbie
1330
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:22,960
come in
1331
01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:27,920
sorry i didn't call first i just wanted
1332
01:03:26,079 --> 01:03:30,799
to drop this off
1333
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:32,559
a book oh isn't that nice
1334
01:03:30,799 --> 01:03:34,079
debbie says that you're quite a reader
1335
01:03:32,559 --> 01:03:36,240
phil
1336
01:03:34,079 --> 01:03:38,640
i just think that's wonderful do you
1337
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:39,760
know sometimes i think that nobody reads
1338
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:42,240
anymore
1339
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:44,079
what are you reading now uh yes sid
1340
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:47,520
arthur and steppenwolf well that sounds
1341
01:03:44,079 --> 01:03:47,520
more like a rock-and-roll group
1342
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:53,920
well i guess i made a half remark
1343
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:58,880
it is easy to lose touch with kids in
1344
01:03:56,079 --> 01:04:02,160
the hyundai is debbie home oh no dear
1345
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:04,400
she's spending the night with cindy
1346
01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:06,720
phil fuller
1347
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:08,160
oh she's told me so much about you now
1348
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:10,000
sit down there
1349
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:12,160
oh thank you
1350
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:14,079
i guess that daddy's told you a lot
1351
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:15,839
about me too oh she thinks i'm just
1352
01:04:14,079 --> 01:04:18,079
dreadful
1353
01:04:15,839 --> 01:04:19,760
no she hasn't said a thing
1354
01:04:18,079 --> 01:04:21,839
you know it's funny
1355
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:23,680
debbie is the conservative of this
1356
01:04:21,839 --> 01:04:26,559
family and uh
1357
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:29,280
i'm the radical in a way
1358
01:04:26,559 --> 01:04:31,920
well age uh i think is just a state of
1359
01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:33,280
mind it's no fun being a square when all
1360
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:37,039
you kids are
1361
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:37,039
into such exciting scenes
1362
01:04:37,839 --> 01:04:41,839
you know
1363
01:04:39,599 --> 01:04:44,720
i was married young
1364
01:04:41,839 --> 01:04:46,480
and divorced with the kid
1365
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:48,319
and i just
1366
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:49,760
i never really had a chance at all that
1367
01:04:48,319 --> 01:04:53,559
excitement
1368
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:53,559
i'm sorry to hear that
1369
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:04,240
phil
1370
01:05:00,799 --> 01:05:04,240
do you have any pot
1371
01:05:05,039 --> 01:05:08,960
yeah sure i mean never without you want
1372
01:05:07,599 --> 01:05:10,559
to light up
1373
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:13,440
why not
1374
01:05:10,559 --> 01:05:13,440
i'll get you a drink
1375
01:05:18,799 --> 01:05:22,480
she wouldn't know grass from her mask
1376
01:05:20,799 --> 01:05:23,920
you know i do think that we ought to
1377
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:26,400
exchange
1378
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:27,520
one another's cultures
1379
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:29,760
i mean
1380
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:32,720
it's sort of the road to uh
1381
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:34,720
universal harmony oh i was just saying
1382
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:36,720
that to debbie the other night uh
1383
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:39,200
happiness is just a
1384
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:41,520
just a poke away or should i say a toke
1385
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,520
away
1386
01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:49,960
thank you
1387
01:06:03,599 --> 01:06:09,880
there we go
1388
01:06:05,039 --> 01:06:09,880
now don't rush it don't waste it
1389
01:06:30,839 --> 01:06:34,160
oh
1390
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:36,000
i'm sorry
1391
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:38,880
it's been a long time
1392
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:41,880
don't rush it take it nice and easy
1393
01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:41,880
okay
1394
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:29,400
no
1395
01:07:37,119 --> 01:07:51,170
3.
1396
01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:51,170
[Music]
1397
01:07:52,799 --> 01:07:55,799
wow
1398
01:07:58,110 --> 01:08:05,090
[Music]
1399
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:26,719
i'd like to talk to phil for a minute
1400
01:08:25,199 --> 01:08:28,880
well we could have a drink first if you
1401
01:08:26,719 --> 01:08:30,719
like mrs wilson oh that's a marvelous
1402
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:33,040
idea but mom
1403
01:08:30,719 --> 01:08:38,600
mom now tell me what's going on in the
1404
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:38,600
big wide world it's all going to pot
1405
01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:42,239
oh
1406
01:08:40,319 --> 01:08:44,239
and that lovely the way phil feels greed
1407
01:08:42,239 --> 01:08:46,080
has dropped in on us live
1408
01:08:44,239 --> 01:08:47,520
well actually debbie asked me over today
1409
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:50,239
because she said she had something
1410
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:54,319
important to tell us didn't you do
1411
01:08:50,239 --> 01:08:57,440
no no i didn't what's wrong
1412
01:08:54,319 --> 01:08:59,279
oh mother everything is wrong oh well
1413
01:08:57,440 --> 01:09:01,520
come on
1414
01:08:59,279 --> 01:09:03,120
nothing's all that bad
1415
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:06,480
it's true
1416
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:08,880
i didn't want you to know mom not yet no
1417
01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:09,920
no what
1418
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:12,000
well
1419
01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:14,080
phil and i
1420
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:16,560
have a little problem
1421
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:18,080
what's sort of a problem she thinks
1422
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:23,040
she's pregnant
1423
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:23,040
oh my god baby
1424
01:09:24,799 --> 01:09:27,040
you
1425
01:09:27,199 --> 01:09:29,759
with you
1426
01:09:30,239 --> 01:09:33,679
okay debbie how do you know
1427
01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:37,040
don't you think there are things a woman
1428
01:09:33,679 --> 01:09:39,359
knows i'm nauseous in the morning every
1429
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:41,759
morning every morning i drop every
1430
01:09:39,359 --> 01:09:44,000
morning and i'm like i'm late mommy i'm
1431
01:09:41,759 --> 01:09:46,319
late and i throw up
1432
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:48,719
well sit down
1433
01:09:46,319 --> 01:09:50,480
just sit down i
1434
01:09:48,719 --> 01:09:52,239
can't think
1435
01:09:50,480 --> 01:09:54,400
mother
1436
01:09:52,239 --> 01:09:56,800
phil and i are going to be married
1437
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:59,600
well you're too young to get married
1438
01:09:56,800 --> 01:10:02,400
that's why we're not
1439
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:04,719
we're going to find a doctor
1440
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:07,679
you mean an abortion well that's one way
1441
01:10:04,719 --> 01:10:09,040
of putting it oh no no absolutely not
1442
01:10:07,679 --> 01:10:11,040
you think i'm going to let that hold it
1443
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:13,199
down
1444
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:14,880
everybody just cool off
1445
01:10:13,199 --> 01:10:17,360
okay
1446
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:19,120
now let's get practical
1447
01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:21,280
debbie is going to have a baby we have
1448
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:23,280
to think this out very cool
1449
01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:24,719
first i can't support it second she
1450
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:26,800
can't take care of it
1451
01:10:24,719 --> 01:10:28,159
so we got to figure out is who can
1452
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:30,960
support us
1453
01:10:28,159 --> 01:10:34,000
and take care of it
1454
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:35,520
unless it's you grandma
1455
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:38,880
oh
1456
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:44,280
marvie mommy my mother a grandmother you
1457
01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:44,280
shut up debbie now just shut up
1458
01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:54,320
the times have changed
1459
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:57,120
nobody's going to look down on you you
1460
01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:58,800
do know that times have changed
1461
01:10:57,120 --> 01:11:02,719
but it's disgusting
1462
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:02,719
i won't do it i won't
1463
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:14,960
will i have to go to a hospital
1464
01:11:12,239 --> 01:11:18,719
i hate hospitals
1465
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:18,719
sir the doctor will see you now
1466
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:23,440
by the way for the records i need the
1467
01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:25,679
spelling of your name
1468
01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:27,120
um w i l
1469
01:11:25,679 --> 01:11:28,000
i
1470
01:11:27,120 --> 01:11:30,159
so
1471
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:32,480
what can i do for you well doctor i'll
1472
01:11:30,159 --> 01:11:33,600
get right to the point i'm a freshman at
1473
01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:35,280
unm
1474
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:37,199
and my girlfriend
1475
01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:41,760
while she's not exactly my girlfriend
1476
01:11:37,199 --> 01:11:43,360
anyway this girl i know is pregnant
1477
01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:46,640
and
1478
01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:46,640
and she can't have the baby
1479
01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:51,280
do i understand you correctly i don't
1480
01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:54,080
know but she can't and her mother's
1481
01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:55,760
giving me a really hard time
1482
01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:57,760
what you're suggesting is utterly out of
1483
01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:59,280
the question jesus doctor i came all the
1484
01:11:57,760 --> 01:12:01,920
way up here because i was told that you
1485
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:05,520
understand the problems of young people
1486
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:07,280
your problems are no concern of mine
1487
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:08,560
well someone has to be concerned doctor
1488
01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:10,719
i don't want that girl to go jumping off
1489
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:12,080
some bridge there are ways we have a new
1490
01:12:10,719 --> 01:12:13,520
state law now all you have to do is get
1491
01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:14,880
a psychiatrist and a panel of doctors
1492
01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:16,480
yeah i know all you need is a thousand
1493
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:18,560
bucks social connections and pull on the
1494
01:12:16,480 --> 01:12:20,960
hospital board have the baby put it up
1495
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:23,840
for adoption
1496
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:25,679
thanks for your help and concern
1497
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:28,159
who gave you my name
1498
01:12:25,679 --> 01:12:29,120
what's the difference who gave you my
1499
01:12:28,159 --> 01:12:31,360
name
1500
01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:33,199
my father justin mcdonald
1501
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:36,520
wait a minute
1502
01:12:33,199 --> 01:12:36,520
shut the door
1503
01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:46,480
can your father be reached with this
1504
01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:49,120
number
1505
01:12:46,480 --> 01:12:52,920
well i i don't know if he's in right now
1506
01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:52,920
he'd better be in
1507
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:11,120
justin
1508
01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:13,199
victor shirtless here
1509
01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:15,840
yes it's been a long time look you sent
1510
01:13:13,199 --> 01:13:15,840
me a patient
1511
01:13:16,239 --> 01:13:21,600
i
1512
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:21,600
remember don't give me that crap
1513
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:26,400
yes
1514
01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:26,400
so
1515
01:13:27,280 --> 01:13:30,880
he's standing right here justin
1516
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:36,800
all right
1517
01:13:33,679 --> 01:13:36,800
all right justin
1518
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:41,920
hey look i'm gonna do this little thing
1519
01:13:40,239 --> 01:13:43,760
i understand
1520
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:44,960
but get this very clear i'm not an
1521
01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:47,120
abortion let's get that through your
1522
01:13:44,960 --> 01:13:48,640
head yes sir if you get the idea that
1523
01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:50,159
you want to pass my name around to your
1524
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:51,840
friends at school let me tell you that i
1525
01:13:50,159 --> 01:13:53,679
will personally set the police on anyone
1526
01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:55,760
who comes here and mentions your name
1527
01:13:53,679 --> 01:14:00,360
even if they don't mention your name
1528
01:13:55,760 --> 01:14:00,360
i mean that yes sir i understand
1529
01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:04,800
it's wilkie is that right
1530
01:14:03,280 --> 01:14:06,320
just how pregnant is this friend of
1531
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:08,159
yours
1532
01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:09,760
four or five weeks
1533
01:14:08,159 --> 01:14:12,320
bring her here a week from sunday eight
1534
01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:13,679
o'clock at night finger yourself
1535
01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:15,360
i thought it may be better if the mother
1536
01:14:13,679 --> 01:14:16,560
came the mother didn't get her pregnant
1537
01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:19,600
you come
1538
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:21,280
and bring 400 in cash
1539
01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:23,199
400.
1540
01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:27,480
i'll give it to children's hospital and
1541
01:14:23,199 --> 01:14:27,480
i want you making a habit of this
1542
01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:42,800
hey what's with the flag waving a bit
1543
01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:44,000
thanks idea ultimate punishment he told
1544
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:45,840
me i was either chairman of the
1545
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:49,440
patriotism essay committee he picked me
1546
01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:49,440
out of school unrolled that please
1547
01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:56,480
dr sherliff turned out okay just need a
1548
01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:57,760
little massaging yourself yeah i knew
1549
01:14:56,480 --> 01:14:59,280
it'd be a tight ass all my father's
1550
01:14:57,760 --> 01:15:00,640
friends are
1551
01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:02,480
when i hit him for the name his little
1552
01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:04,800
chest swelled with pride and he gave me
1553
01:15:02,480 --> 01:15:06,880
one of those just between us guys looks
1554
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:09,120
huh over here please
1555
01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:11,600
i think he was proud of his weirdo son
1556
01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:14,719
knocking up some chick
1557
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:16,800
it'll cost for a hundred bucks
1558
01:15:14,719 --> 01:15:18,880
maybe you better find a cheaper doctor
1559
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:21,199
what does he think this is medicare
1560
01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:22,800
i got 75 can you help me out
1561
01:15:21,199 --> 01:15:24,800
uh
1562
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:25,920
i have about 130 in my christmas club
1563
01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:28,320
account
1564
01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:30,000
what about your old man oh
1565
01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:31,840
well he's trying to be hit but he is a
1566
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:33,600
republican
1567
01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:36,640
well 200
1568
01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:38,320
halfway home thanks for oh by the way
1569
01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:40,640
guess who won the big patriotism essay
1570
01:15:38,320 --> 01:15:42,880
contest who
1571
01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:45,410
it's old rail of ours the role of free
1572
01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:47,440
enterprise in a democratic society
1573
01:15:45,410 --> 01:15:48,960
[Laughter]
1574
01:15:47,440 --> 01:15:50,400
and one thing
1575
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:53,920
i can't assure you
1576
01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:56,480
is that all material will be thoroughly
1577
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:58,640
steeped in relevance
1578
01:15:56,480 --> 01:16:01,440
always remember
1579
01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:01,440
material
1580
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:05,440
plus
1581
01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:08,000
steeping
1582
01:16:05,440 --> 01:16:08,000
equals
1583
01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:10,960
relevance
1584
01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:21,920
and one thing
1585
01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:23,360
we can glean from catcher in their eye
1586
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:26,800
is how
1587
01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:27,920
uniquely relevant a novel it is
1588
01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:32,239
even though
1589
01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:34,560
it was written 2 000 years ago
1590
01:16:32,239 --> 01:16:37,520
though the surface trappings may not be
1591
01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:38,640
the same holden caulfield very good
1592
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:41,840
wilkie
1593
01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:41,840
very good
1594
01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:48,800
since my analysis seems to have made
1595
01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:50,560
such a vivid impression i'm sure you'll
1596
01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:51,840
all be ready to take an examination on
1597
01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:53,679
it
1598
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:56,840
tomorrow
1599
01:16:53,679 --> 01:16:56,840
good day
1600
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:07,520
well now fuller how goes the world
1601
01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:11,280
things still swinging in the radio
1602
01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:14,159
repair business it's cool
1603
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:17,840
the cool teams
1604
01:17:14,159 --> 01:17:17,840
the young and beautiful people
1605
01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:22,640
everybody i know over 30 wants to be 17
1606
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:25,679
why not
1607
01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:28,400
our society belongs to the teeny boppers
1608
01:17:25,679 --> 01:17:31,920
in fact i propose we design a new flag
1609
01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:34,400
no stars just acne
1610
01:17:31,920 --> 01:17:36,320
it's 1984 kid
1611
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:37,760
life ends at 20.
1612
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:40,800
that gives me
1613
01:17:37,760 --> 01:17:40,800
three more years to live
1614
01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:46,719
and i fuller i'm already dead
1615
01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:47,920
perhaps that's why i instinctively
1616
01:17:46,719 --> 01:17:50,080
dislike you
1617
01:17:47,920 --> 01:17:51,920
because you're on the winning team
1618
01:17:50,080 --> 01:17:54,480
i'm glad it's not something personal oh
1619
01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:55,920
yeah well it's something personal too
1620
01:17:54,480 --> 01:17:58,800
you're a con man
1621
01:17:55,920 --> 01:18:00,560
a cynic you use people
1622
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:02,800
listen to your life
1623
01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:05,360
you're kidding hey mr mallory i thought
1624
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:07,120
class was over well it's not
1625
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:08,719
what is it
1626
01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:12,320
something has finally made a dent in
1627
01:18:08,719 --> 01:18:13,440
your shiny adolescent armor excuse me
1628
01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:15,600
fuller
1629
01:18:13,440 --> 01:18:18,000
have you ever really opened up to anyone
1630
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:21,120
wake up mr mallory it's 1984 remember
1631
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:23,679
nobody gives a [ __ ] you're dead
1632
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:25,280
your three years are up
1633
01:18:23,679 --> 01:18:27,679
nobody gives a [ __ ] because you won't
1634
01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:29,520
let them okay you want to give me 200
1635
01:18:27,679 --> 01:18:31,760
for an abortion fast
1636
01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:31,760
huh
1637
01:18:35,199 --> 01:18:41,800
consider the 200 cool
1638
01:18:38,159 --> 01:18:41,800
i'll lend it to you
1639
01:19:01,679 --> 01:19:06,840
amazing thing the population explosion
1640
01:19:04,719 --> 01:19:10,480
children come in bunches like
1641
01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:12,000
grapes did you know that
1642
01:19:10,480 --> 01:19:14,560
one day it's just you and your wife and
1643
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:16,239
conjugal bliss
1644
01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:18,640
and suddenly you're surrounded by little
1645
01:19:16,239 --> 01:19:22,120
bottoms
1646
01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:22,120
all of them leaking
1647
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:27,199
ah the joys that would have awaited you
1648
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:27,199
fuller
1649
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:35,400
knowing you i assume you already have a
1650
01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:35,400
doctor
1651
01:19:36,239 --> 01:19:38,480
okay
1652
01:19:39,440 --> 01:19:44,880
just try and pay me back some time
1653
01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:49,080
and don't tell my wife
1654
01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:49,080
for god's sakes don't tell my doctor
1655
01:19:50,239 --> 01:19:54,960
why are you doing this
1656
01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:56,560
don't be embarrassed
1657
01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:59,040
just consider it a little friendly
1658
01:19:56,560 --> 01:19:59,040
gesture
1659
01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:03,520
or friends
1660
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:05,840
well to be completely honest with you
1661
01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:05,840
fuller
1662
01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:10,520
i suppose we're doomed to be
1663
01:20:26,040 --> 01:20:29,130
[Music]
1664
01:20:31,440 --> 01:20:34,719
i want to find out about that injury you
1665
01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:35,600
want to kept you off the team
1666
01:20:34,719 --> 01:20:38,080
oh
1667
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:40,639
it's okay it's fine it's good as new
1668
01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:40,639
come on in
1669
01:20:40,820 --> 01:20:43,520
[Music]
1670
01:20:42,320 --> 01:20:44,960
you don't have to stand near the door
1671
01:20:43,520 --> 01:20:46,000
come
1672
01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:47,440
oh i on
1673
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:49,280
see you anymore
1674
01:20:47,440 --> 01:20:52,320
i would have a few laughs
1675
01:20:49,280 --> 01:20:53,920
like with the guys huh
1676
01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:55,520
like uh
1677
01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:57,600
maybe i
1678
01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:59,520
got a cactus
1679
01:20:57,600 --> 01:21:01,280
oh you know the guys are always rapping
1680
01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:03,199
about something you
1681
01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:03,920
said your injury was better what was it
1682
01:21:03,199 --> 01:21:07,520
again
1683
01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:07,520
uh hamstring muscle
1684
01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:12,400
you got to work out more for
1685
01:21:09,679 --> 01:21:15,040
keep your mind off other things oh i do
1686
01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:17,120
i mean i i tried to
1687
01:21:15,040 --> 01:21:19,199
oh that's right you were
1688
01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:21,920
you do jog a little don't you
1689
01:21:19,199 --> 01:21:21,920
early in the morning
1690
01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:26,320
well that's just not the right exercise
1691
01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:29,679
for someone with your problem
1692
01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:32,000
what you need is a machine like this
1693
01:21:29,679 --> 01:21:34,080
build up your abdominal muscles
1694
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:35,360
got to have strong abdominal muscles
1695
01:21:34,080 --> 01:21:36,719
you never can tell when they'll come in
1696
01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:39,440
handy huh
1697
01:21:36,719 --> 01:21:40,840
here give me your books
1698
01:21:39,440 --> 01:21:44,000
i'll back up here i'll show you how it
1699
01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:46,080
works put your hands back here you lean
1700
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:49,360
back as far as you can spread your legs
1701
01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:49,360
this is going to do a lot of good for
1702
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:54,520
[Music]
1703
01:21:55,520 --> 01:22:02,040
just a little message from yvonne kid
1704
01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:02,040
many happy returns
1705
01:22:14,239 --> 01:22:17,520
no more scenes today huh
1706
01:22:17,679 --> 01:22:20,719
i had my kids last
1707
01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:28,199
night thanks for your concern creep
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01:22:41,360 --> 01:22:45,440
phil ah
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01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:47,120
hey phil i want to talk to you listen
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01:22:45,440 --> 01:22:51,040
can we do it later i i have to take a
1711
01:22:47,120 --> 01:22:51,040
shower i want to talk to you now
1712
01:22:51,360 --> 01:22:54,719
hey phil
1713
01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:56,960
well what do you want to talk about
1714
01:22:54,719 --> 01:22:56,960
well
1715
01:22:58,159 --> 01:23:00,400
you seem depressed the last couple of
1716
01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:02,320
days
1717
01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:05,040
are you depressed no i'm not depressed
1718
01:23:02,320 --> 01:23:06,320
i'm fine what do you want to talk about
1719
01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:08,159
it's just that i'm going to be going to
1720
01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:09,679
new york and you better start making the
1721
01:23:08,159 --> 01:23:12,159
necessary adjustments about getting food
1722
01:23:09,679 --> 01:23:13,920
in or eating out or whatever
1723
01:23:12,159 --> 01:23:16,719
vacation
1724
01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:19,520
i'll be gone at least a week hey
1725
01:23:16,719 --> 01:23:21,040
what is this vague
1726
01:23:19,520 --> 01:23:22,960
that i thing to go to new york that's
1727
01:23:21,040 --> 01:23:25,040
all
1728
01:23:22,960 --> 01:23:27,679
oh okay okay i understand you want to
1729
01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:29,280
get away but why new york
1730
01:23:27,679 --> 01:23:30,560
look phil
1731
01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:32,960
i have to go
1732
01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:32,960
why
1733
01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:37,440
go take your shower
1734
01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:38,960
wait a minute
1735
01:23:37,440 --> 01:23:40,480
first i get a kid brother lecture then
1736
01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:43,040
an announcement of travel plans then off
1737
01:23:40,480 --> 01:23:44,560
to the showers stop copping out i can't
1738
01:23:43,040 --> 01:23:46,239
talk to you about this it isn't right i
1739
01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:49,840
just don't know what's the matter
1740
01:23:46,239 --> 01:23:49,840
oh damn it
1741
01:23:53,199 --> 01:23:56,320
oh okay okay
1742
01:23:54,880 --> 01:23:57,520
i'm sorry
1743
01:23:56,320 --> 01:23:59,199
it's all right
1744
01:23:57,520 --> 01:24:02,600
it's all right it's
1745
01:23:59,199 --> 01:24:02,600
it's my fault
1746
01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:07,280
juan and i were going to get married
1747
01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:09,520
this summer yeah
1748
01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:09,520
and
1749
01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:13,199
we moved the data because uh
1750
01:24:13,360 --> 01:24:20,480
because i was pregnant
1751
01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:20,480
because i i am pregnant
1752
01:24:29,120 --> 01:24:33,440
warren's not so dead after all
1753
01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:36,719
oh that's nice
1754
01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:36,719
well that's really very nice
1755
01:24:37,600 --> 01:24:42,000
i'm sorry
1756
01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:43,360
i i mean i mean i'm sorry i'm sorry you
1757
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:45,440
got caught
1758
01:24:43,360 --> 01:24:47,360
yeah that's uh
1759
01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:49,280
why are you going to new york right yeah
1760
01:24:47,360 --> 01:24:51,520
it's legal there and it's not too
1761
01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:53,840
complicated and i figure that when i get
1762
01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:54,800
there i can just ask around
1763
01:24:53,840 --> 01:24:55,920
no why would i be you're going to go
1764
01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:58,159
clear across the country to get an
1765
01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:59,920
abortion it's legal there and when i get
1766
01:24:58,159 --> 01:25:01,440
there i mean i'll find somebody that's
1767
01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:04,159
how much it's gonna cost it'll cost a
1768
01:25:01,440 --> 01:25:05,600
fortune look i can't do it here
1769
01:25:04,159 --> 01:25:07,520
they make you go in front of a panel of
1770
01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:08,639
doctors and and there's all kinds of red
1771
01:25:07,520 --> 01:25:10,719
tape
1772
01:25:08,639 --> 01:25:13,840
the whole thing is just
1773
01:25:10,719 --> 01:25:13,840
so awful
1774
01:25:14,480 --> 01:25:19,760
listen i can i can help you out
1775
01:25:16,800 --> 01:25:22,159
i know a man here
1776
01:25:19,760 --> 01:25:24,719
what do you mean you know a man
1777
01:25:22,159 --> 01:25:27,280
i know an abortionist
1778
01:25:24,719 --> 01:25:29,199
well how come you know someone like that
1779
01:25:27,280 --> 01:25:31,920
it's too long a story but but i know a
1780
01:25:29,199 --> 01:25:33,520
man and he's he's good
1781
01:25:31,920 --> 01:25:35,199
so how many
1782
01:25:33,520 --> 01:25:36,400
weeks how many months are you doing look
1783
01:25:35,199 --> 01:25:38,880
i don't want to talk to you about this i
1784
01:25:36,400 --> 01:25:40,239
mean i really don't want to talk to you
1785
01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:42,239
well you gotta talk about it because you
1786
01:25:40,239 --> 01:25:44,639
gotta have the abortion don't say that
1787
01:25:42,239 --> 01:25:46,000
operation
1788
01:25:44,639 --> 01:25:47,920
and and you're not going to new york
1789
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:49,280
that's out of the question now this man
1790
01:25:47,920 --> 01:25:51,600
this doctor
1791
01:25:49,280 --> 01:25:53,760
he's very very good he'll take care of
1792
01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:57,040
you he'll make it very easy on you
1793
01:25:53,760 --> 01:25:57,040
they're going to be no problems
1794
01:25:59,760 --> 01:26:03,199
all right we'll keep them both come in
1795
01:26:00,960 --> 01:26:03,199
now
1796
01:26:06,239 --> 01:26:10,159
you can go into the last room on your
1797
01:26:07,600 --> 01:26:12,320
right there's a gown in there
1798
01:26:10,159 --> 01:26:17,480
i want to talk to you
1799
01:26:12,320 --> 01:26:17,480
what i have the 400 doctor come with me
1800
01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:29,639
here it is
1801
01:27:11,280 --> 01:27:15,719
you said you wanted to talk to me about
1802
01:27:12,719 --> 01:27:15,719
something
1803
01:27:57,760 --> 01:28:00,560
i thought the girl would be a
1804
01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:02,159
contemporary of yours
1805
01:28:00,560 --> 01:28:03,040
this one's a little old for you isn't
1806
01:28:02,159 --> 01:28:05,280
she
1807
01:28:03,040 --> 01:28:08,080
yeah i guess so
1808
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:09,600
i find you a bit hard to take wilkie
1809
01:28:08,080 --> 01:28:11,440
i suspect you could become a steady
1810
01:28:09,600 --> 01:28:14,159
customer oh no you'll never see me again
1811
01:28:11,440 --> 01:28:15,600
doctor i don't believe you i think it
1812
01:28:14,159 --> 01:28:17,120
might be a good idea if you were my
1813
01:28:15,600 --> 01:28:18,560
nurse at tonight's little spoon work
1814
01:28:17,120 --> 01:28:22,360
what do you mean nurse
1815
01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:22,360
i think you need a lesson
1816
01:28:38,719 --> 01:28:43,639
open it
1817
01:28:40,320 --> 01:28:43,639
do the other
1818
01:28:51,890 --> 01:29:06,949
[Music]
1819
01:29:18,239 --> 01:29:21,239
hmm
1820
01:29:30,880 --> 01:29:33,880
so
1821
01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:46,360
you all right
1822
01:29:52,719 --> 01:29:54,960
you
1823
01:29:55,280 --> 01:29:58,000
are you all right
1824
01:30:01,120 --> 01:30:04,639
it's been 17 years
1825
01:30:05,679 --> 01:30:09,440
and i feel i'm just beginning to know
1826
01:30:07,199 --> 01:30:09,440
you
1827
01:30:14,159 --> 01:30:17,719
i know that feeling
1828
01:30:24,080 --> 01:30:27,220
[Music]
1829
01:30:30,880 --> 01:30:35,480
freeze me down the morning
1830
01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:41,760
gently from the night
1831
01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:50,840
morning breaks
1832
01:30:46,840 --> 01:30:50,840
quiet things
1833
01:30:51,210 --> 01:31:03,680
[Music]
1834
01:31:04,880 --> 01:31:06,960
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