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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪

♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪

♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪

♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪

♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪

♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪

♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪

♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪

♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪

♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪

♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BOAT?

COME ON, RED BADGER, CATCH THAT CROOK.

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE, YOU DOER OF BAD DEEDS.

I'LL STOP YOU, OR MY NAME ISN'T...

THE RED BADGER OF COURAGE.

YOU'LL NEVER BRING ME TO JUSTICE, YOU CAPED CREEP.

I'LL JUMP FIRST.

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, BADGER BUDDIES.

ONLY CARTOON SUPERHEROES CAN LEAP FROM AIRPLANES

AND LIVE TO SHOW AND TELL ABOUT IT.

OH NO! THE RED BADGER WILL NEVER GET OUT OF THIS ONE.

HE'LL BE STREET PIZZA.

HE DID IT!

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, RED BADGER BUDDIES.

SAME BADGER TIME, SAME BADGER CHANNEL.

BOY, OH BOY, WHAT A HERO.

WE COULD SURE USE A BRAVE BLOKE LIKE HIM IN THE RESCUE RANGERS.

I BET I COULD BE JUST LIKE THE RED BADGER.

- YOU? - SURE! I'M HIS A-#1 FAN.

I KNOW ALL HIS BEST MOVES.

I CAN RESCUE ANYONE.

WHOA!

YEAH, BUT WHO'S GOING TO RESCUE YOU?

TAKE IT EASY, DALE.

THE RED BADGER IS JUST A CARTOON HERO.

HE'S NOT FOR REAL.

I COULD USE SOME HELP IF SOMEONE'S INTERESTED.

SURE.

CHIP'S RIGHT.

I'LL NEVER BE LIKE THE RED BADGER OF COURAGE,

I'M JUST PLAIN OLD ME.

EASE UP, BADGER BOY.

THE RED BADGER!

ACTUALLY, I'M A FIGMENT OF YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS IMAGINATION,

CREATED BY LOW SELF-ESTEEM.

THAT, OR SOMETHING YOU ATE.

NEVER MIND. SO YOU WANT TO BE A HERO LIKE ME, EH?

YOU BETCHA! BUT I'M JUST A CLUMSY NOBODY.

CHIN UP, BADGER BUDDY. REMEMBER MY THREE "C's"...

COURAGE, CONFIDENCE, AND CORN FLAKES.

CORN FLAKES?

MY SPONSOR.

YOU THINK THE THREE "C's" WILL HELP ME?

DALE, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

JUST MYSELF.

WELL, STOP IT AND COME OUTSIDE.

WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A RIDE ON GADGET'S LATEST INVENTION.

WOW, GADGET, WHAT IS THIS?

IT'S A BATTERY-OPERATED TURBOCHARGED DUSTBUSTER

WITH REVERSE POLARITY RACK AND PINION STEERING AND HYDROFOIL FENDERS.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

IT MEANS IT'S FUN TO RIDE, SO GET ON.

I'VE BEEN ROBBED. IT'S GONE, ALL OF IT,

EVERY PIECE OF GOLD JEWELRY IN THE STORE. I'M WIPED OUT.

ANY SIGN OF FORCED ENTRY? DOORS JIMMIED? WINDOWS BROKEN?

NOTHING BUT THE DISPLAY CASES.

LOOKS LIKE THE WORK OF A REAL MASTERMIND.

UH-OH, THE BATTERIES ARE DEAD.

LOOKS LIKE WE'LL HAVE TO PUSH IT BACK TO HEADQUARTERS.

NO, WE WON'T. FOLLOW ME.

A TOY STORE'S THE PERFECT PLACE TO BUY BATTERIES.

WOWIE-ZOWIE! IT'S THE PERFECT PLACE TO FIND TOYS, TOO!

OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY, A RED BADGER OF COURAGE DOLL.

TAKE THAT! AND THAT!

TAKE THAT, YOU PLASTIC IMPOSTOR!

OW!

THESE CHEAP STUFFED TOYS, ALWAYS FALLING DOWN.

THIS ONE REALLY LOOKS PHONY.

YEOW.

EXCUSE ME, SIR, DO YOU HAVE ANY REMOTE-CONTROLLED POWER BOATS?

ONLY THE BEST SELECTION IN TOWN. OVER HERE.

MY DISPLAY MODELS!

THEY'RE GONE! EVEN THE TOY OCEAN LINER, THE QUEEN MARIE.

GEE. MINE DISAPPEARED, TOO, MISTER.

COULD YOU ORDER MORE?

OH, SURE, BUT IT'LL TAKE A MONTH FOR YOUR SHIP TO COME IN.

POOR KID. I FEEL SORRY FOR HIM.

ME, TOO. WHO WOULD WANT TO STEAL TOY BOATS?

WELL, HOW DO I LOOK?

KINDA DASHING.

- KINDA RED. - KINDA STUPID.

STOP PLAYING AROUND, DALE.

WE'VE GOT A CASE TO SOLVE... FINDING THOSE MISSING BOATS.

THIS IS JUST LIKE THE RED BADGER

AND THE CASE OF THE DISAPPEARING DINGHY.

LOOK! A PAINT SCRATCH. IT LEADS FROM THE DISPLAY CASE

OVER TO THAT DOOR.

HEY, SOMEONE'S MOVED THE DRAIN COVER.

LET'S INVESTIGATE.

HEY, OVER THERE!

LET HER RIP, ZIP.

ZIPPER, SLOW DOWN OR WE'LL...

NOW, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

- SORRY. - MOMMY, IT'S THE RED BADGER OF COURAGE.

NO, WE'RE THE RESCUE RANGERS.

WE'RE INVESTIGATING A BOAT BURGLARY.

YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

THE PESKY THINGS ARE ALL OVER,

CHUGGING UP AND DOWN THE SEWER, KEEPING US AWAKE ALL NIGHT.

THIS IS NO PLACE TO RAISE A FAMILY.

AND IT USED TO BE SUCH A NICE SEWER.

COME ON, DEAR. LET'S FIND A QUIETER NEIGHBORHOOD.

HOW ABOUT THAT NICE GARBAGE DUMP

WHERE COUSIN MARGARAT LIVES?

NOW WHICH WAY?

HEY, LOOK AT THIS, A TOY WHITEWALL TIRE.

THAT'S NO TIRE, DALE. THAT'S A TOY LIFE PRESERVER

FROM THE QUEEN MARIE.

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK, ALL RIGHT.

HEY! THAT'S RAT CAPONE AND HIS THUGS

ARNOLD MOUSENEGGER AND SUGAR RAY LIZARD.

ON THE QUEEN MARIE.

HOW'D THEY GET THAT BIG THING DOWN THE DRAIN?

THEY MUST'VE TAKEN IT APART AND REASSEMBLED IT. BUT WHY?

LET'S FOLLOW THEM AND FIND OUT, BUT QUIETLY, ZIPPER

WHAT A SPREAD. I BEEN DREAMING OF A JOINT LIKE THIS ALL MY LIFE.

NO MORE SEWERS, NO MORE LANDFILLS FOR THIS RAT.

OK, YOU SLAVES, UNLOAD OUR LOOT, AND GET BACK TO WORK.

BUT, MR. CAPONE,

WE'VE BEEN WORKING NONSTOP FOR DAYS WITHOUT SLEEP.

WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M RUNNING HERE, A BED AND BREAKFAST?

A BED AND BREAKFAST?

OH GOODY! A NAP AND CHEESE BLINTZES.

NO NAPS OR SNACKS UNTIL CASTLE CAPONE IS FINISHED, SEE?

NOW BACK TO WORK, YOU LUGNUTS.

WE HAVE TO FREE THOSE POOR MICE.

YOU KNOW, THIS IS JUST LIKE THE TROUBLE THE RED BADGER FACED

IN THE GOOSE IN THE HOOSEGOW EPISODE.

ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS...

DALE, THE RED BADGER IS JUST MAKE-BELIEVE.

I'LL SHOW YOU HOW A REAL CRIME-FIGHTER HANDLES THIS.

WHILE I DISTRACT CAPONE AND HIS GOONS,

YOU FREE THE MICE FROM THE CHAINS.

CAREFUL, CHIP!

LET'S SEE THE RED BADGER DO THIS.

HEY, BOSS, SOMEBODY'S HIJACKING YOUR CRUISE SHIP.

DON'T JUST STAND THERE, YOU BRAIN-DEAD BUFFOONS.

FOLLOW THAT BOAT.

OK, MATES, NOW'S OUR CHANCE.

YIKES!

ABANDON SHIP!

AAH!

HEY, GREAT APPREHENSION, BOSS.

YEAH, AND YOU CAUGHT HIM GOOD, TOO.

SHUT UP, YOU COWARDS.

SO, YOU DIRTY RATS ARE ONTO MY OPERATION, EH?

WELL, NO ONE'S GETTING IN MY WAY THIS TIME.

HEY, BOSS, LOOK! THOSE RESCUE RANGERS ARE LETTING LOOSE

THOSE LOUSY SLAVES.

OH, NO, CAPONE'S GOT CHIP.

HE'S GOT US OUTMUSCLED, TOO.

LET'S FREE THESE SLAVES, AND THEN WE'LL FREE CHIP. COME ON.

LUCKY FOR US WE GOT A REPLACEMENT SLAVE HERE.

AND YOU'S GOING TO DO EXACTLY AS I SAY, OR ELSE.

OR ELSE WHAT, BILGE RAT?

OR ELSE I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO FISH FOOD.

SUGAR RAY, ARNOLD,

INTRODUCE OUR LITTLE FRIEND HERE TO MY LITTLE PET.

SURE THING, BOSS.

SHRIMP BAIT, MEET MY PET PIRANHA MIKEY.

HE EATS ANYTHING.

POOR CHIP, WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM BACK.

NO TELLING WHAT CAPONE WILL DO TO HIM.

DON'T LOOK SO GLUM, CHUM. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO TAKE CHARGE,

SHOW 'EM YOU'RE A GOOD LEADER.

THINK BACK TO EPISODE NUMBER 12.

12? OH YEAH, THE CASE OF DRAIN IN SPAIN. THAT'S IT.

HEY, GUYS! I CAN LEAD YOU.

I'LL JUST FOLLOW IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF A TRUE HERO!

- CHIP? - NO, THE RED BADGER.

I'D RATHER FOLLOW A HERO SANDWICH.

ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS,

WE SHOULD BE DIRECTLY OVER CAPONE'S CASTLE.

ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS,

IT SHOULD BE OVER THERE.

I'LL GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT THIS TIME.

[MURMURING]

THAT'S THEM, ALL RIGHT. CHIP'S GOOD AS FREE.

ARE YOU SURE?

WOULD THE RED BADGER LET YOU DOWN?

NOW, WHEN YOU GET THE ROPE AROUND CHIP, GIVE A TUG,

AND WE'LL PULL YOU. BACK UP.

[MONTEREY] IF YOU SAY SO.

HURRY IT UP, ALVIN.

THE NAME IS CHIP.

WHATEVER. YOU CHIPMUNKS ALL SOUND ALIKE.

UH. WHOA-OH!

MONTY'S PROBABLY SAVING CHIP AT THIS VERY MOMENT.

I'LL BET CAPONE AND HIS GOONS ARE RUNNING SCARED.

ONE JERK. THAT'S THE SIGNAL.

[BOTH] TURN! TURN!

COME ON!

SURPRISE.

- UH-OH. - UH-OH.

SO YOU'RE THE WENCH BEHIND THIS WINCH.

I'LL SAVE YOU, GADGET.

YEOW! OOF!

YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS, CAPONE.

I'LL NEVER BE YOUR SLAVE.

OH NO? WELL, I'VE GOT A FRIEND HERE WHO SAYS YOU WILL.

WHAT WENT WRONG WITH THE RESCUE PLAN, MONTY?

NOTHING, IT WENT OFF JUST AS THE RED BADGER'S FRIEND PLANNED IT.

NOW WHAT WILL WE DO?

MY PLAN GOT MONTY CAPTURED, AND WE STILL HAVE TO SAVE CHIP.

TIME TO USE YOUR INSTINCTS.

BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY INSTINCTS.

SURE YOU DO, BADGER BUCKO. EVERYBODY HAS THEM.

REMEMBER WHAT I DID IN EPISODE 23?

23. OH YEAH, THE CASE OF THE RUB-A-DUB SALT. THAT'S IT.

WHAT'S IT?

AN IDEA TO SAVE MONTY AND CHIP.

I HOPE IT'S BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE.

TRUST ME. I GOT INSTINCTS. HERE'S WHAT WE DO.

[WHISPERS]

THIS'LL BE A GREAT SUBMARINE, GADGET.

IT SHOULD REALLY DO THE JOB.

WHAT IS THE JOB, DALE?

SIMPLE. I'LL DISTRACT THE BAD GUYS

WHILE YOU SNEAK OVER TO CHIP AND MONTY IN THIS SUBMARINE.

NO ONE WILL EVEN SEE THEIR ESCAPE.

OK, CAST OFF!

ALL AHEAD FULL, ZIPPER.

AYE-AYE!

TIME FOR THE RED BADGER TO GO INTO ACTION.

OK, OYSTER-BRAINS, YOUR DAYS AS SLAVE OWNERS ARE OVER.

LET'S GET HIM!

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR MY PHONY ACORN GRENADE.

IT'S... IT'S GOING TO DETONATE!

YEAH, AND BLOW UP, TOO.

YOU DIRTY RAT.

YOU'RE INTERRUPTING MY FAVORITE PROGRAM,

AND JUST WHEN THE BAD GUY IS WINNING.

BUT, BOSS, THE GOOD GUY'S RIGHT OUTSIDE.

- WHAT? - GET IN, GUYS!

STOP THEM! SUGAR RAY, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

YIKES! RUN FOR IT!

HOW WE GONNA FIND 'EM IF THEY'RE UNDERWATER, BOSS?

SIMPLE. WE'LL ROCK THEIR BOAT, SEE?

- HOLD ON! - [SCREAMING]

WALTZING MATILDA!

WHOA!

AAH!

WE WON'T BE BOTHERED BY HIS PRESENCE AGAIN,

AND WE WON'T SEE HIM AGAIN, NEITHER.

BULL'S-EYE! NOW IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE FISHING.

LOOKS LIKE I GOT TWICE AS MANY SLAVES NOW.

AAH!

IF IT AIN'T MY FAVORITE LITTLE TREASURE.

WHY DON'T YOU TOSS THESE LOSERS OVERBOARD FOR A WINNER, DOLLFACE?

YOU COULD BE MY FIRST MATE.

HOW'D YOU LIKE A SWIFT KICK IN THE POOP DECK?

THERE'S THAT SPUNK AGAIN. I HATE SPUNK.

JUST TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I CARE,

I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU, SEE? A BEAUTIFUL GOLD BRACELET.

AND TO GO WITH IT, YOUR FIRST CHARM.

SO MUCH FOR THE REFUSE RANGERS.

FOUR DOWN AND ONE TO GO.

[LAUGHS]

HEY, SUGAR RAY, HURRY THEM SLAVES UP, SEE?

I WANT THIS SHIP HERE CLEANED OUT BY MIDNIGHT

SO'S WE CAN MAKE ROOM FOR OUR NEXT HAUL.

HERE THAT? CAPONE MUST HAVE ANOTHER ROBBERY PLANNED FOR TONIGHT.

WE'VE GOT TO BUST LOOSE AND STOP HIM.

I'VE GOT TO BUST THEM LOOSE AND STOP CAPONE. BUT HOW?

BE IMAGINATIVE, KID. THINK BACK TO WHAT I DID

IN EPISODE ABOUT THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS.

I CAN'T REMEMBER THAT ONE.

SURE YOU CAN. THINK HARD. YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK HARD WHEN CHIP SAYS I HAVE A SOFT HEAD?

I'VE GOT AN IDEA HOW WE CAN BREAK OUT.

[WHISPERS]

OH, MR. MOUSENEGGER, MY CHAIN IS CAUGHT.

CAN YOU GET IT LOOSE?

YEAH, SURE, I'M GOOD AT THAT.

RAT CAPONE SAYS I'VE GOT A FEW SCREWS LOOSE.

- HEY! - I'LL GET YA! WHAT... COME HERE, YA!

I'VE GOT THE KEY!

[CAPONE] YOU GOT TROUBLE, THAT'S WHAT YOU'S GOT.

IF THERE'S ANYTHING I HATE, IT'S BRAVE SLAVES.

BACK TO WORK. ALL OF YOUS!

EXCEPT YOUS, DOLLFACE.

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE TO BE MY MOLL?

I'D RATHER GET CAUGHT IN A MOUSETRAP.

SHUT UP!

GADGET, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE HIS GUN MOLL.

- WHAT? - CHIPPER, HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A THING?

NOT FOR REAL. JUST PRETEND.

THEN, ONCE YOU'RE FREE, YOU CAN SET US FREE.

OH, MR. CAPONE? YOO-HOO! I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.

WHAT ARE YOUS TALKING ABOUT?

I'D LOVE TO BE YOUR MOLL.

WELL, AIN'T THIS MY LUCKY DAY.

TWO BEAUTIFUL DAMES SAY THEY'LL BE MY MOLL.

- TWO? - YEAH, TWO.

MEETS MY OTHER MOLL.

[WHISTLES] COME HERE, TOOTS.

- DALE! -[HIGH-PITCHED] UH, UH, YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN.

- MY NAME'S, UH... - TOOTSIE.

THAT'S RIGHT, AND THE RAT MAN HERE IS MY MAIN SQUEEZE.

AIN'T SHE A BEAUT?

BUT WHAT ABOUT ME? I WANT TO BE YOUR MOLL.

TELL YOU WHAT, GIRLS, YOU CAN FIGHT OVER ME

WHILE WE GO ON A SHOPPING SPREE AT JIFFANY'S. I LOVE IT.

DALE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THAT OUTFIT?

I'M USING MY IMAGINATIVE TO FREE YOU GUYS,

JUST LIKE THE RED BADGER TOLD ME.

PROMISE ME WHEN THIS IS OVER, YOU'LL GET HELP?

[CAPONE] ♪ SAPPHIRES ON WHITE GOLD ♪

♪ AND DIAMONDS IN SETTINGS ♪

♪ THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE RINGS ♪

THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, DOLLFACE.

WHAT ABOUT LITTLE OL' ME?

THIS IS NO TIME TO BE JEALOUS.

SURE, YOU GET DIAMONDS, I GET BUPKIS.

- CAPONE LIKES YOU BEST. - DOES NOT.

- DOES, TOO. - DOES NOT.

- DOES TOO! - DALE, WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING FOR?

WE SHOULD BE FIGHTING CAPONE.

SAY, THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA.

[WHISPERING]

HE'S MINE, HUSSY!

WANT TO BET?

WHAT WOULD A RAT LIKE HIM SEE IN A RAT LIKE YOU?

AHH, CAT FIGHTS. MUSIC TO A RAT'S EARS.

WHY, YOU FLEA-BITTEN PHONY!

I OUGHT TO JUST...

[ALARM TONE SOUNDS]

- UH-OH. - COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP.

WELL, THEY DIDN'T GET EVERYTHING THIS TIME.

YEAH, BUT STILL NO SIGN OF FORCED ENTRY,

JUST LIKE THE OTHER STORES. WEIRD.

SUGAR RAY, ARNOLD, NOW THAT OUR SHIP'S COME IN,

HAVE THE SLAVES UNLOAD IT.

SURE THING, BOSS.

- NOW WHAT DO WE DO? - I HAVE AN IDEA THIS TIME.

I HOPE THIS DOESN'T MAKE ME BREAK ANOTHER NAIL.

HEY, ARNOLD BABY, LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND WITH THAT.

OH, GEE, THANKS.

- YEOW! - HURRY, GADGET!

OOH, YOU DIRTY RAT.

JUST FOR THAT, YOU AIN'T MY MOLL.

TOOTSIE HERE IS.

HEY, WHAT GIVES?

OBVIOUSLY, MY WIG.

COME BACK, YOU DIRTY MOLL, YOU!

RUN, DALE! RUN!

THIS OUGHT TO CAUSE A CASTLE-TASTROPHE.

NO! NOT MY CASTLE!

[ALL SCREAM]

[CAPONE] FOR THE LAST TIME, SHUT UP!

UH-OH, WE BETTER COVER UP THAT MANHOLE.

HEY, CUBBY, GET A LOAD OF THIS.

IF IT ISN'T JIFFANY'S OUTLET STORE.

- GOOD WORK, MOLL... UH, DALE. - [HIGH-PITCHED] THANKS.

[NORMAL VOICE] THANKS, BUT I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT

WITHOUT AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE.

DON'T THANK ME, BADGER PAL.

THAT MOLL BIT WAS A STROKE OF GENIUS.

YEAH, YOUR GENIUS.

MINE? NO WAY.

I TOLD YOU TO DO THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS BIT...

I WANTED YOU TO TIE UP CAPONE

AND LET THE SHIP RUN OVER HIM.

YOUR IDEA WAS BETTER.

YOU MEAN, I DID SOMETHING RIGHT? I'M A HERO?

I KNEW YOU HAD THE STUFF.

HERE'S WINKING AT YOU, KID.