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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪

♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪

♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪

♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪

♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪

♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪

♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪

♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪

♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪

♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪

♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING]

FIRST FEDERAL NATIONAL CITY BANK.

HELLO. HELLO!

- [LOUD WHISTLE] - YEOW!

PRACTICAL JOKERS!

[ALARM BELL RINGS]

THE BANK ALARM!

BUT WHO?

WHOA!

ONE LITTLE ADJUSTMENT, AND THIS WILL RUN

WITH NO PROBLEMS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SORRY, GADGET. IT'S A REFLEX.

EVERY TIME I HEAR THE WORDS "NO PROBLEMS,"

IT USUALLY MEANS ANYTHING BUT.

LIKE I WAS SAYING.

SORRY, MONTY.

- [CHIP] GET OUT OF MY WAY! - [DALE] I WAS HERE FIRST.

[BOTH] HIYA, GADGET.

I PICKED THIS JUST FOR YOU.

THANKS, CHIP. IT'S PERFECT.

THIS SHOULD KEEP THE PROP ON.

GREAT! NOW WE CAN GO ON A PICNIC.

OH, DALE, YOU'RE SO THOUGHTFUL.

COME ON, EVERYONE.

WE'RE GOING ON A PICNIC.

EVERYONE? BUT I MEANT...

OH, DALE, YOU'RE SO THOUGHTFUL.

GOLLY, DALE, THIS WAS A WONDERFUL IDEA.

TOO RIGHT.

I WAS STARVING.

- MORE LEMONADE? - SURE, DON'T MIND IF I DO.

- HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA? - I'M THIRSTY.

GET YOUR OWN DRINK. THIS IS MINE.

- OH, YEAH! - YEAH!

YOU SHORTED OUT THE BATTERY.

[BOTH] HE DID IT! ME? YOU DID IT!

[SHOUTING]

ISN'T FRIENDSHIP GRAND?

I KNOW FIGHTING OVER THE SAME GIRL CAN CAUSE HEARTACHE...

BUT THANKS TO YOUR SQUABBLING,

I'M GETTING A BACKACHE.

HERE'S THE HARDWARE STORE.

THERE MUST BE SOMETHING HERE I CAN USE TO FIX...

YE-OUCH!

OH, MY!

OH, SORRY.

DID I... I MEAN, I...

HELLO.

WHO ARE YOU?

YEAH, WHO ARE YOU?

EVERYONE JUST CALLS ME SPARKY.

WELL, I'M MONTEREY JACK.

KNEW AN ELECTRIC EEL NAMED SPARKY ONCE.

OF COURSE, EVERY TIME YOU TOUCHED HIM...

YOU... GOT... A... SHOCK.

OOPS. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

YOU SEE, I'M A LAB RAT,

SPECIALIZING IN ELECTRIFIED MAZES

AND SHOCK THERAPY.

GUESS I STILL HAVE A LITTLE VOLTAGE BUILT UP.

GOLLY! YOU WORK IN A SCIENCE LAB?

- I DO? - WELL, YOU JUST SAID YOU DID.

OH, THAT EXPLAINS THIS VOLTAGE BUILDUP.

SOUNDS LIKE A SHORT CIRCUIT BETWEEN THE EARS TO ME.

COME ON, GADGET. LET'S GET GOING.

YEAH, WE'VE GOT TO FIX THE RANGERMOBILE.

TRANSPORTATION PROBLEMS?

WE HAD KIND OF AN ACCIDENT.

THE BATTERY SHORTED OUT.

OH, ALLOW ME.

ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF BEING A LAB RAT.

THAT, AND YOU NEVER HAVE TO COMB YOUR HAIR.

I'M SURE GLAD YOU HAD TIME TO VISIT, SPARKY.

IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY TALK TO SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME.

WE'RE REALLY ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH.

LET ME SHOW YOU MY LATEST INVENTION,

THIS IS MY AUTOMATIC PLUNGO-POPPER PROTOTYPE.

PUSH A BUTTON, AND IT WORKS WITH NO PROBLEMS.

CRIKEY! SHE SAID, "NO PROBLEMS."

WOW. TERRIFIC SHOT.

BUT IF YOU TIGHTEN THIS TRI-VALVE ADAPTER,

IT'LL SHOOT TWICE AS FAR.

NO PROBLEMS.

GOLLY, SPARKY, YOU SURE ARE SMART.

I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THAT GUY.

COME ON. WE'RE NOT GONNA LET ANY LAB RAT SHOW US UP.

HEY, WE'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE THIS THING REALLY FLY.

YEAH, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PULL THIS BACK...

A LITTLE BIT MORE.

[SIGHS] I'LL GET A BROOM.

[WHISTLING]

OOPS! FORGOT TO TURN OFF ME TEA KETTLE.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, MATES.

[DALE] HEY! WHAT'S WITH HIM?

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WATCH OUT!

CHIP, DALE, NOW LOOK WHAT ALL YOUR SHOWING OFF HAS DONE!

WE DIDN'T DO IT!

HE DID! AND HE DID IT ON PURPOSE.

GO ON, TELL HER.

YES, OF COURSE.

TELL HER WHAT?

COME ON, SPARKY. THE BOYS CAN CLEAN UP THEIR MESS BY THEMSELVES.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR LAB.

WOW! LOOK AT ALL THIS NEAT STUFF.

THERE'S EVEN A LEFT-HINGED FRAMWINKLE,

AND IT HAS A BATTERY-DRIVEN OSCILLATOR, TOO.

I COULD STAY HERE FOREVER.

OH! SHE'S THINKING OF LEAVING US.

IT ALL BELONGS TO THE PROFESSOR.

HE'S A REAL GENIUS.

[MUSICAL NOTE PLAYS]

TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW.

YEOW!

MUST BE GETTING A LITTLE RUSTY.

THE SHOCK HELPS MOTIVATE THE MEMORY.

GOLLY. I THINK YOU DO GREAT.

[BUZZ] YEAH, PLAY IT AGAIN, SPARKY.

OH, HIYA, BUZZ. MEET GADGET.

CAREFUL, THE PROFESSOR HAS BEEN MOTIVATING BUZZ, TOO.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE DEMONSTRATION OF MAZE RUNNING, BUZZY OL' BOY?

SURE, SPARKY. HEY, WHAT ABOUT MY MOTIVATORS?

YOU KNOW I NEED 'EM TO RUN THE MAZE.

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO RUN THE MAZE?

BECAUSE YOU ASKED HIM TO.

I DID? OH, THEN HE'LL NEED HIS MOTIVATORS.

[BELL RINGS]

THIS SOUND GETS HIM TO RUN,

AND THIS TELLS HIM WHERE TO GO.

- OUCH! - NEVER GET IN THE WAY

OF A MOTIVATED GUINEA PIG.

EEE! AHH! OOH!

AHH! OOH! OOH!

WHAT HAPPENED?

HE TOOK A WRONG TURN. DON'T WORRY.

BUZZ GETS A REAL CHARGE OUT OF IT.

HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S NOT EVEN THINKING.

THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT... ACTION WITHOUT THOUGHT.

THE PROFESSOR SAYS THINKING WASTES TIME.

WELL, HE'S SURE NOT WASTING ANY.

- WELL, HOW'D I DO? - DO WHAT?

WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.

- SURE YOU COULD, MATES. - [GASPS]

- MONTEREY! - I KNEW YOU TWO WERE UP TO SOMETHING.

TCH, TCH, TCH. SPYING ON OUR GADGET.

I'M TAKING YOU OUTTA HERE

BEFORE YOUR JEALOUSIES CAUSE A... WHOA!

ZIPPER?

[CHATTERING]

[CRASH]

NOW YOU'VE DONE IT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

MAYBE THEY'VE COME TO RUN THE MAZE?

YEAH. THAT'S IT. WE CAME TO RUN THE MAZE.

I'D ADVISE AGAINST IT.

WE'LL SHOW GADGET.

ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO!

OOPS! WRONG WAY!

OOPS! EEE! OW!

WRONG AGAIN.

I THINK YOU'D BETTER TURN IT OFF NOW.

GOOD IDEA.

UNFORTUNATELY, THE PROFESSOR NEVER TAUGHT US HOW TO DO THAT.

[ALL] WHEW!

BOY, I'VE TAP-DANCED ON SKILLETS COOLER THAN THAT.

WHY DON'T YOU BLOKES REALLY IMPRESS GADGET

BY FINDING THE RIGHT WAY OUT?

[DOOR OPENS]

[SPARKY] THE PROFESSOR'S BACK.

WE HAVE TO GET BACK TO OUR CAGES.

PROFESSOR? THAT'S NORTON NIMNUL, THE EVIL SCIENTIST.

HA HA HA HA.

I FEEL LIKE TAKING ANOTHER TRIP TO THE BANK

TO STUDY MONEY MATTERS,

'CAUSE TO ME, ONLY MONEY MATTERS.

HA HA. HUMOR COMES SO EASILY WHEN YOU'RE AN EVIL GENIUS.

OH NO! HE'LL SEE THE BOYS!

IF NIMNUL FINDS US MESSING WITH ONE OF HIS EVIL PLOTS,

WE'RE FINISHED.

THEN LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

YIII!

IT'S NO USE! WE'LL NEVER FIND A WAY OUT.

THEN WE MIGHT AS WELL

BASTE OURSELVES WITH BUTTER, MATES,

BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO FRY FOR SURE!

OH, THIS TIME, I'VE REALLY OUTDONE MYSELF.

I'LL EMPTY EVERY BANK LIKE A CAN OF KIBBLE.

TIME FOR ANOTHER AFTER-HOURS WITHDRAWAL.

WE'D BETTER HIGH-TAIL OUT OF THIS MAZE

BEFORE PROFESSOR NIMNUL SPOTS US.

BUT HOW CAN WE FIND OUR WAY OUT WITHOUT BEING ZAPPED?

THIS IS TERRIBLE.

THEY HAVE TO GET OUT OF THERE.

I NEED A PIECE OF CHEESE.

HOW CAN YOU EAT AT A TIME LIKE THIS?

[PLAYS TUNE]

WHAT? SPARKY, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR CAGE AGAIN?

OOPS! BETTER GO.

I HOPE MONTEREY CAN PICK UP THIS SCENT.

CHE-CHEE-CHEESE!

SPARKY! WHERE ARE...

WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE MAZE?

MUST HAVE BEEN A SHORT CIRCUIT.

[BLOWING]

THANKS, ZIPPER.

WELL, I ALWAYS SAY THAT CHEESE GIVES ME A CHARGE.

IMPRESSIVE PERFORMANCE.

THAT'S REAL ACTION WITHOUT THINKING.

YOU COULD BE PART OF THE PROFESSOR'S EXPERIMENT.

JUST WHAT EVIL EXPERIMENT ARE YOU AND NIMNUL UP TO?

EVIL? DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

NIMNUL'S A SCIENTIST, A REAL GENIUS.

HE TOLD ME SO HIMSELF.

SPARKY!

AH! YOU ARE IN YOUR CAGE.

WELL, I'M SURE SPARKY HAS A PERFECTLY GOOD REASON

FOR WORKING WITH NIMNUL.

YEAH. THEY'RE BOTH RATS.

BLIMEY! THERE'S ONE GUINEA PIG

I WOULDN'T WANT TO MEET IN A DARK ALLEY,

COURSE, I WOULDN'T WANT TO MEET HIM IN A SUNNY ALLEY EITHER.

WHAT A WORK OF WONDER!

AND WHY SHOULDN'T IT BE? AFTER ALL, I MADE IT.

HA HA HA HA.

NO MORE ELECTRONIC ROBOT BRAINS

TO FIZZLE MY PLANS.

THANKS TO MY BEHAVIORAL MODIFICATIONS,

I HAVE REAL BRAINS ACT LIKE ROBOTS.

CRIKEY! IT'S THE SAME THING BUZZ DID

WHEN HE HEARD THE SOUND.

THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S BUZZ'S BRAIN THAT'S CONTROLLING THE ROBOT.

COME, MY LITTLE FURRY FRIEND.

IT'S TIME TO SHOW OFF MY GENIUS

TO THE UNDESERVING WORLD ONCE AGAIN.

GADGET, YOU'D BETTER CHECK OUT THAT ROBOT.

WHAT ABOUT SPARKY?

HE MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE.

MORE LIKE HE'LL BE CAUSING TROUBLE.

DON'T WORRY, WE'LL TAKE CARE OF SPARKY.

CLOSING TIME.

[PEOPLE CHATTER]

[LAUGHS] JUST ENOUGH TIME FOR ONE SMALL DEPOSIT.

GOLLY! BUZZ LOOKS LIKE HE'S READY TO RUN THE MAZE.

BUT WHERE IS THE MAZE?

BEATS ME. [SNIFFS]

SMELLS LIKE TIN BRITCHES HERE

IS READY TO SPRINT THROUGH THE SEWER SYSTEM.

THAT'S IT! THE MAZE IS ACTUALLY A MODEL OF THE CITY'S SEWERS.

BUZZ IS PROGRAMMED TO FOLLOW IT WITHOUT THINKING.

SO, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS UNPROGRAM HIM.

NO PROBLEM.

DID I SAY THAT?

NIMNUL LEFT THE BANK WITHOUT SPARKY,

- SO HE MUST STILL BE IN HERE. - WELL, I DON'T SEE HIM.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

YOU HAVE REACHED CITY FIRST NATIONAL FEDERAL BANK.

AT THE TONE, LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE.

AH, BANKING BY PHONE.

WHAT WILL I THINK OF NEXT?

[LOUD WHISTLE]

LOOK, IT'S SPARKY!

HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

CAREFUL DOWN THERE, GADGET, LOVE.

NO TELLING WHEN THIS FURRY TIN CAN'S GONNA TAKE OFF.

DON'T WORRY, MONTEREY.

BUZZ'S THOUGHTS ARE WHAT CONTROL THE ROBOT.

BUZZ WON'T EVEN THINK OF MOVING UNLESS HE HEARS...

- [ALARM BELL RINGS] - AN ALARM!

HEY, WHY DID HE TURN ON THAT ALARM?

IT MUST BE WHAT NIMNUL PROGRAMMED HIM TO DO.

AND IF NIMNUL WANTS THE ALARM ON, THEN WE WANT IT OFF.

HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

LOOK, SPARKY, I KNOW YOU THINK WE DON'T LIKE YOU,

BUT IF GADGET LIKES YOU, HOW BAD CAN YOU BE, HUH?

IT'S NO USE, CHIP.

NOTHING CAN STOP HIM WHEN HE'S PROGRAMMED.

HE SAID SO HIMSELF. HEY, WHO GAVE YOU THAT?

WHO DO YOU THINK?

LOOK, SPARKY, IT'S GADGET.

REMEMBER? YOU WOULDN'T HURT GADGET, WOULD YOU?

YOU WOULDN'T HURT SOMEONE YOU LOVE, WOULD YOU?

SPARKY! SPARKY!

CRIKEY! WHERE DO YOU SUPPOSE THIS HEAP OF HARDWARE IS HEADED?

[GADGET] GOLLY! I DON'T KNOW,

BUT IT WAS PROFESSOR NIMNUL WHO PROGRAMMED BUZZ.

SO I'M SURE HE'S GOING SOMEPLACE HE DOESN'T BELONG.

SORRY TO SPOIL YOUR FUN, MATE, BUT IT'S TIME TO PULL THE PLUG.

NOW WHAT?

[BOTH] WHOA!

YOU MUST HAVE REPROGRAMMED BUZZ.

WE HAVE TO GET BUZZ BACK INTO THE SEWER

BEFORE HE HURTS SOMEONE.

YEAH, LIKE US.

I'D BETTER HOOK HIM UP THE WAY HE WAS.

GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO TO FIND WHERE WE'RE GOING WHEN WE GET THERE.

[BOTH] WHOA!

[BOTH SCREAM]

WHY ARE WE DOING HERE?

WE THOUGHT YOU'D TELL US.

YEAH, WHY DID YOU TURN ON THAT ALARM?

THERE WAS A ROBBERY?

HOW COULD THERE BE A ROBBERY? WE'RE THE ONLY ONES HERE.

WHOA!

IT'S NIMNUL'S ROBOT!

HOWDY, MATES!

QUICK, SHORT CIRCUIT IT!

WE CAN'T. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?

- GADGET! - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

WOULD SOMEBODY MIND TELLING ME WHAT'S GOING ON?

PROFESSOR NIMNUL IS A CROOK.

HE PROGRAMMED YOU AND BUZZ TO ROB BANKS FOR HIM.

HE USED SCIENCE FOR EVIL PURPOSES?

WHY, I'LL PULVERIZE THAT ROBOT OF HIS INTO ATOMIC PARTICLES.

HOLD IT, SPARKY.

THAT'S RESCUE RANGER WORK.

WE'D BETTER LET CHIP 'N' DALE HANDLE IT.

- THEY'RE THE BEST! - [BOTH] WE ARE?

- WE ARE! - SHE LIKES US.

LET'S GO! WE'VE GOT A JOB TO DO!

COME ON, HELP ME CARRY THIS.

BUZZ FOUND THE BANK BECAUSE HE'S PROGRAMMED TO FIND THE FOLLOW OF THE ALARM.

SO WE'RE SETTING OFF OUR OWN ALARM.

[ALARM RINGS]

GOLLY! YOU DID IT!

- YEAH. - WE SURE DID!

[BOTH] UH-OH.

HEY! WAIT FOR ME!

- GIVE IT YOUR BEST. - NOT ME.

MOVE YOUR TAILS, MATES.

THIS WAY!

IT'S FOR YOU.

WHEW! WE MADE IT!

NOT QUITE. REMEMBER, NOTHING CAN STOP A MOTIVATED GUINEA PIG.

AH, TIME TO REAP THE REWARDS OF MY...

MY ROBOT!

WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?

HEY! GIVE THAT BACK.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

HUH? WHAT?

NO! GO BACK! YEOW!

GO GET HIM, BUZZY BOY.

NOW, THERE GOES ONE MOTIVATED GUINEA PIG.

SPARKY! BUZZ!

I CAUGHT UP WITH HIM AFTER THE ALARM CLOCK WOUND DOWN.

WE JUST STOPPED TO SAY GOODBYE.

BUZZ AND I SIGNED UP FOR A NEW SCIENCE LAB AT M.I.T.

GREAT! WHEN DO YOU LEAVE?

NO, THAT'S OKAY. I CAN UNDERSTAND

IN FACT, I WAS WONDERING WHY YOU TWO DIDN'T RUN OFF AND LEAVE ME AT THE BANK.

WELL, WE WERE A LITTLE JEALOUS AT FIRST,

BUT WE UNDERSTAND IF GADGET LIKES YOU BETTER THAN US.

GOLLY. DON'T BE SILLY.

NO ONE COULD EVER REPLACE YOU.

YOU HEAR THAT? SHE SAID NO ONE COULD EVER REPLACE ME.

YOU? SHE SAID NO ONE COULD REPLACE ME!

[ARGUING]