Original subtitles

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♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪

♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪

♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪

♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪

♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪

♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪

♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪

♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪

♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪

♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪

♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

GOLLY, THE RANGERMOBILE SURE HANDLES WELL

FOR ITS FIRST TEST RUN.

GEE, GADGET, DIDN'T YOU PUT ANY BRAKES ON THIS THING?

DON'T BE SILLY, CHIP.

OF COURSE I DID.

BUT THEY FELL OFF A FEW BLOCKS BACK.

THEN HOW ARE WE GONNA STOP?

OKAY, EVERYONE, LEAN TO THE RIGHT!

AAH! AAH!

GOLLY.

THE RANGERMOBILE TESTED OUT EVEN BETTER THAN I EXPECTED.

WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE PARTS COMING LOOSE?

A FEW MINOR ADJUSTMENTS,

AND I'LL HAVE IT BACK ON THE ROAD IN NO TIME.

I CAN HARDLY WAIT.

HEY! WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?

COO-COO.

WHO YOU CALLING COO-COO?

DALE'S RIGHT, MATE.

THIS IS WHERE THE COO-COO COLA COMPANY STORES ALL ITS EMPTIES.

LOOKIN' FOR SOMETHIN'?

MAYBE THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED.

STOP! PLEASE!

YOU'LL FRIGHTEN OUR VISITORS.

MY NAME IS POP TOP.

AND THIS IS MY OVERZEALOUS ASSISTANT, BUBBLES.

[GIGGLING] BUBBLES?

THAT'S A...

NICE NAME.

I CAUGHT THESE GUYS SNOOPIN' AROUND.

GOLLY, WE WEREN'T SNOOPIN'.

WE WERE JUST LOST.

AHH, WE WERE ALL LOST, ONCE.

BEFORE WE FOUND THE COLA CULT.

COLA CULT? WHAT'S A COLA CULT?

COME. FOLLOW ME.

WELCOME TO THE COLA CULT.

YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR OUR CEREMONY.

♪ COME ALONG ♪

♪ YOU BELONG ♪

♪ FEEL THE FIZZ OF COO-COO COLA ♪

♪ IT'S THE COLA FOR MAKING YOU PROUD ♪

♪ TAKE ANOTHER SIP AND BE ONE OF THE CROWD ♪

♪ FEEL THE FIZZ OF COO-COO COLA ♪

♪ COME ALONG ♪

♪ YOU BELONG ♪

♪ FEEL THE FIZZ OF COO-COO COLA ♪

♪ GET TO THE STORE ♪

♪ AND TAKE ALL YOU CAN CARRY ♪

♪ WE'VE GOT THE FLAVORS ♪

♪ ORANGE, GRAPE, AND CHERRY ♪

♪ YOU BELONG WITH COO-COO COLA ♪

♪ COME ALONG ♪

♪ YOU BELONG ♪

♪ FEEL THE FIZZ OF COO-COO COLA ♪

♪ IT'S BOTTLED IN PENSACOLA ♪

HI, I'M MYRON.

ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THE SODA SHOWER?

YOU'VE GOTTA BE PULLING ME TAIL.

UH, WE ALREADY BELONG... TO THE RESCUE RANGERS.

SAY, ISN'T THAT THE RICHEST MOUSE IN TOWN?

OH, YES. HE HAD MORE CHEESE WEDGES THAN HE COULD COUNT.

OH, BUT HE'S FAR RICHER IN SPIRIT

NOW THAT HE'S GIVING UP ALL HIS WEALTH TO BE FIZZED.

WHAT DO YA MEAN, FIZZED?

COME ALONG.

YOU BELONG.

FEEL THE FIZZ.

FEEL THE FIZZ! FEEL THE FIZZ!

FEEL THE FIZZ! FEEL THE FIZZ!

COME ALONG.

YOU BELONG.

FEEL THE FIZZ.

FEEL THE FIZZ!

FEEL THE FIZZ!

FEEL THE FIZZ!

FEEL THE FIZZ!

YAY! YAY!

THEY FIZZED THE CHEESE!

NOW I KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT COO-COO COLA.

THEY'RE CRAZY!

I TELL YOU WHAT I THINK... I THINK...

I THINK WE'D BETTER BE GOING.

REMEMBER, YOU ARE WELCOME IN THE COLA CULT ANYTIME.

COME ALONG!

YOU BELONG!

HAVE A FIZZY DAY!

SODA LONG! [GIGGLES]

FEEL THE FIZZ! FEEL THE FIZZ!

FEEL THE FIZZ! FEEL THE FIZZ!

THERE!

THIS MAGNO-RAY SHOULD COME IN REAL HANDY.

[KNOCK KNOCK]

I'M MYRON, FROM THE COLA CULT, REMEMBER?

THERE'S SOMETHING I GOTTA TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

HEY!

WHOOPS! GEE... IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.

YOUR CRAZY INVENTIONS COULD HURT SOMEBODY.

HEY, WHERE'S MYRON?

HE WAS HERE A SECOND AGO.

WE'D BETTER GO FIND HIM.

HE MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE.

I STILL DON'T SEE WHY WE COULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THE RANGERMOBILE.

GOLLY! I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE RANGERMOBILE.

COMPARED TO THIS, I DO.

DON'T WORRY, THE GYROMOBILE IS MY BEST INVENTION YET.

NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.

[CRASH]

I CAN FIX THAT.

DON'T BOTHER. FROM HERE ON, I'M WALKIN'.

WHERE DO YOU SUPPOSE MYRON COULD BE?

WELL, THERE'S NO SIGN OF THE LAD HERE.

THIS PLACE IS EMPTIER THAN A PLATE FULL OF CHEESE.

I KNEW THE GYROMOBILE WOULDN'T LET US DOWN.

WHAT WAS THAT?

OH, NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

WHAT ABOUT THAT?

THAT'S SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

AAH! AAH! AAH!

GOLLY! THIS INVENTION REALLY ISN'T WORKING VERY WELL AFTER ALL.

MAYBE I AM LOSING MY TOUCH.

WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT, PALLY?

YOU CAN FLY.

YEAH!

AAH! AAH! AAH!

EVERYBODY OKAY?

YEAH, NO THANKS TO THE GYROMOBILE.

ZIPPER!

ZIP, OLD PAL,

WHERE ARE YA?

ZIPPER,

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

SQUEAK TO ME.

[SQUEAK SQUEAK]

THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

COME ALONG, PALLY.

WE'LL HAVE YOU FIXED GOOD AS NEW IN NO TIME.

HERE YOU GO, ZIPPER.

YOU DESERVE IT, PALLY.

IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, WE'D ALL BE GONERS.

AND IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, YOU WOULDN'T BE IN TROUBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

MY INVENTIONS NEVER SEEM TO WORK RIGHT.

AW, GADGET, LOVE, DON'T TAKE IT SO HARD.

I'LL ADMIT THEY DO SEEM TO HAVE A FEW BUGS IN 'EM.

THEY WON'T ANYMORE,

BECAUSE I'M THROUGH INVENTING.

MORNING, LADS!

HOPE YOU'VE ALL GOT BIG APPETITES.

BECAUSE FOR BREAKFAST, I MADE HOT CREAM OF CHEESE.

OH, BOY. OH, BOY.

ECCHH!

WELL, I GUESS THIS IS GOODBYE.

BYE.

BYE. BYE.

GOODBYE?

GOODBYE? GOODBYE?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GOODBYE?

WHERE ARE YOU GOIN'?

I'M QUITTING THE RESCUE RANGERS.

NOW, GADGET, LOVE,

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT TOO KEEN ON ME COOKING,

BUT THAT'S NO REASON TO QUIT.

GOLLY, MONTEREY... YOU'RE NOT THE REASON I'M QUITTING.

I'M THE REASON.

YOU SEE, IF I'M NOT INVENTING ANYMORE,

I'M OF NO USE TO THE RANGERS.

EVERYONE CAN CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING BUT ME.

MONTEREY HAS HIS STRENGTH,

ZIPPER HAS HIS SPEED.

CHIP HAS HIS LEADERSHIP ABILITIES,

AND DALE HAS.. HAS...

A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR.

BUT I CAN'T EVEN LIVE UP TO MY NAME.

SO I'M QUITTING.

HOLD ON! YOU CAN'T QUIT.

WHY NOT?

WELL, BECAUSE, UH...

MYRON!

THE COLA CULT!

I... I...

MYRON!

WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

QUICK, LAD! WE NEED SOME WATER.

GO ON.

YOU'RE NEEDED.

I'M NOT.

BUT... BUT... [SIGHS]

MYRON, WAKE UP!

SNAP OUTTA THIS!

GOODBYE, RESCUE RANGERS.

[CRYING]

[SIGH]

COME ALONG.

YOU BELONG.

FEEL THE FIZZ.

EXCUSE ME, MISS,

BUT I HEARD YOU CRYING, AND... HAVEN'T WE...?

THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'RE ONE OF THE RESCUE PERSONS.

RESCUE RANGERS. BUT NOT ANYMORE.

WITHOUT MY INVENTIONS, I JUST DON'T BELONG.

DON'T BELONG?

THAT'S NO PROBLEM.

YOU JUST NEED THE RIGHT GROUP TO BELONG TO.

COME. FEEL THE FIZZ.

GOLLY... I DON'T KNOW.

IT WOULD BE NICE TO GET OUT OF THE RAIN.

HOORAY! YAY!

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HIKED CLEAR ACROSS TOWN

TO DRESS UP LIKE A BUNCH OF TECHNICOLOR CHEERLEADERS.

BUT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT

WHAT POP TOP'S REALLY UP TO.

AND THEN WE HAVE TO FIND GADGET.

I THINK WE JUST DID.

THERE.

ONCE WE FIZZ YOUR OLD TOOLS,

YOU'LL BE RELIEVED OF THE BURDENS OF YOUR PAST LIFE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE ME EYES!

OUR GADGET'S LEFT US FOR THE COLA CULT!

SEE? YOU WERE TOO HARD ON GADGET.

ME? YOU WERE THE ONE WHO DIDN'T LIKE HER INVENTIONS.

BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO STOP HER.

YEAH, WELL, YOU DIDN'T DO SUCH A GOOD JOB, EITHER.

SHH! SOMEONE'S COMING!

WE'RE GONNA BE FIZZED!

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, MATE,

IT'S ONLY SODA.

HOW MUCH CAN YOU DRINK?

HEY! THESE ARE MY OLD THINGS!

BUT, BUT THEY WERE FIZZED.

I SAW THEM GO DOWN AND DISAPPEAR WITH MY OWN EYES.

IT ALL ENDED UP HERE.

[BUZZ BUZZ]

[SQUEAK]

I'LL BE BONKERS.

IT'S GADGET'S TOOLBOX.

SOMEHOW, I DON'T THINK ALL THIS FIZZING

IS WHAT IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE.

AND I KNOW WHY.

THE FIZZ IS A FRAUD!

SOMEBODY PRETENDED TO FIZZ THESE THINGS

IN ORDER TO SCARE THEM.

COME ALONG.

YOU'LL BELONG.

FEEL THE FIZZ.

GOLLY.

SORRY, POP TOP.

BUT IT'S JUST NOT WORKING.

PLEASE, GADGET.

YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE THE COLA CULT MORE TIME.

IT'S NO USE.

MY FIZZ IS FIZZLED.

I'M AFRAID THIS ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE.

NO, BUT YOU ARE.

COME ON, WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE.

WELCOME TO FIZZLAND.

[LAUGHS]

GADGET!

GOLLY!

WHAT'S GOING ON?

POP TOP'S BEEN STEALING THE COLA CULT'S DONATIONS

INSTEAD OF FIZZING THEM!

GUESS AGAIN.

POP TOP ACTUALLY BELIEVED IN ALL THIS SODA SILLINESS.

DIDN'T YOU, FIZZFACE?

I'M THE ONE WHO FIGURED OUT HOW TO PROFIT BY IT.

YOU, YOU...

YOU TRICKED ME, BUBBLES!

LIKE YOU TRICKED ALL THE OTHER POOR MICE

WHO JUST WANTED TO BELONG.

BINGO!

AND NOW I'M TAKIN' OVER THE COLA CULT!

AS THEIR NEW LEADER!

WHAT ABOUT ALL THE MEMBERS OF THE COLA CULT

WHO REALLY BELIEVE?

I THOUGHT I'D BE RID OF YOU

AFTER I SABOTAGED THAT FUNNY RIG OF YOURS!

MY GYROMOBILE?

YOU DID THAT?

GOLLY! THEN MY GYROMOBILE DID WORK!

TOO BAD YOU WON'T EVER BE ABLE TO RIDE IN IT AGAIN.

PUT A SOCK ON IT, YOU HOODED HOOLIGAN.

WE'RE THE RESCUE RANGERS.

IN CASE YOU FORGOT.

I GUESS HE DIDN'T.

NEVER MIND HER.

SHE WON'T BE BACK.

[LAUGHS]

AT LEAST GADGET ESCAPED.

YEAH, BUT WE SURE COULD USE ONE OF HER INVENTIONS

TO GET OUT OF THIS.

ANY LAST REQUESTS?

HOW ABOUT A DRINK?

MAYBE A NICE COLD SODA?

[LAUGHS]

ONE MORE LITTLE TAP...

AND IT'S READY TO ROLL.

RESCUE RANGER, AWAY!

HOPE YOU'RE ALL THIRSTY.

BECAUSE THIS TIME THE TRAP DOOR'S STAYIN' TRAPPED...

JUST LIKE YOU.

WELCOME, COLA CULT MEMBERS!

I'M AFRAID OUR POP TOP CAN'T BE HERE

FOR OUR LITTLE SING-ALONG TONIGHT.

DON'T WORRY.

POP TOP WON'T MISS THE FIZZING.

♪ COME ALONG ♪

♪ YOU BELONG ♪

♪ FEEL THE FIZZ ♪

♪ OF COO-COO COLA ♪

♪ IT'S THE COLA FOR MAKING YOU PROUD ♪

♪ TAKE ANOTHER SIP AND BE ONE OF THE CROWD ♪

♪ FEEL THE FIZZ OF COO-COO COLA ♪

♪ COME ALONG ♪

♪ YOU BELONG ♪

♪ FEEL THE FIZZ OF COO-COO COLA ♪

♪ GET TO THE STORE ♪

♪ AND TAKE ALL YOU CAN CARRY ♪

♪ WE'VE GOT THE FLAVORS ♪

♪ ORANGE, GRAPE, AND CHERRY ♪

♪ YOU BELONG WITH COO-COO COLA ♪

♪ COME ALONG ♪

♪ YOU BELONG ♪

♪ FEEL THE FIZZ OF COO-COO COLA ♪

♪ IT'S BOTTLED IN PENSACOLA ♪

♪ COME ALONG ♪

♪ COO-COO COLA ♪

♪ YOU BELONG ♪

♪ COO-COO COLA ♪

SO, YOU WANT TO GET ROUGH, HUH?

KEEP SINGING!

♪ COME ALONG, YOU BELONG ♪

♪ FEEL THE FIZZ OF COO-COO COLA ♪

OKAY, WHO WANTS TO FIND OUT IF THIS THING WORKS?

WORKS PRETTY WELL, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?

♪ COME ALONG, YOU BELONG ♪

♪ FEEL THE FIZZ OF COO-COO COLA ♪

CRIKEY! I THINK I'D RATHER BE FIZZED

THAN LISTEN TO THAT SAPPY SODA SONG

ONE MORE TIME.

LOOK! IT'S GADGET.

WHAT?

I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU MYSELF.

WELCOME BACK, GADGET, LOVE.

THANKS, MONTEREY.

DON'T JUST STAND THERE, STOP HER!

SHE'S NOT ONE OF US.

WAIT! BUBBLES ISN'T ONE OF YOU.

HE'S A CROOK. LOOK!

HE'S STOLEN EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONATED.

THAT'S MINE! OH, MY!

MY SHOES! OH, MY!

I KNEW YOU'D BE TROUBLE.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, DID I BREAK YOUR LITTLE TOYS?

YEOW!

YAHOO! ALL RIGHT, GADGET, YAHAA!

HELP! PLEASE!

I CAN'T SWIM!

I GUESS WE SHOULD BE THANKFUL FOR YOUR HELP,

BUT I'M AFRAID THIS IS THE END OF THE COLA CULT.

GOLLY! YOU DON'T NEED THE COLA CULT

AS AN EXCUSE TO GET TOGETHER.

AS LONG AS YOU KNOW WHERE YOU BELONG,

THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT!