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♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪

♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪

♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪

♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪

♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪

♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪

♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪

♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪

♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪

♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪

♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

THERE! THAT SHOULD DO IT.

THE RANGER ROCKET IS ALL READY FOR ITS FIRST TEST FLIGHT.

WE'D BETTER GET MONTEREY JACK TO HELP US SET THE LAUNCHING GEAR.

YOU?

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE STRONG ENOUGH, ZIPPER?

ZIPPER!

HURRY! HURRY, MONTEREY. WE'RE GONNA MISS THE TEST FLIGHT!

ZIPPER! YOU DIDN'T TRY TO LAUNCH THE ROCKET ALL BY YOURSELF, DID YA?

YOU SHOULD'VE WAITED FOR US.

YEAH! YOU'RE TOO PUNY FOR THIS KINDA JOB.

DON'T FORGET, MATE, YOU'RE JUST A WEE LITTLE DODGER.

[PANTING]

WELL, LOOK AT THAT.

M'LITTLE PAL IS TRYING TO BUILD UP HIS BODY.

HMM! LOOKS LIKE IT'S HIS CONFIDENCE

THAT COULD USE A LITTLE BUILDIN' UP.

HEY, MONTEREY, WHERE'S THE PARTY?

DALE, NEVER SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT.

YOU CAN'T TELL HOW I MIGHT REACT.

SORRY, MONTEREY. WHACHA DOIN'?

POOR LITTLE ZIP'S FEELIN' A MIGHT LOW.

SO I THOUGHT I'D GIVE HIM A BOOST, IF KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

OHH, I GET IT. HERE, LET ME HELP.

WHOOPS!

HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

YOU LOOK FUNNY.

THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.

HEY, ZIPPER!

GIVE ME A LIFT WITH THIS, WILL YA?

MY WORKOUT TUCKERED ME OUT,

AND I CAN'T CARRY IT BACK TO THE GYM BY MYSELF.

HEY, ZIP, NO HARD FEELIN'S?

I THINK WE HURT THE LITTLE BLOKE'S FEELIN'S.

NAH. TOO COLORFUL.

THERE'S NEVER A DISGUSTING-LOOKING BUG AROUND

WHEN YOU NEED ONE.

WHAT UGLY LITTLE BUGS!

ONCE I ZAP THEM WITH MY GIGANTICO-RAY,

THEY'LL BE UGLY BIG BUGS.

OH, LITTLE PILL BUGS. I'M BACK!

I KNEW WHEN I INVENTED THIS GIGANTICO-RAY,

IT WAS THE START OF SOMETHING BIG.

THIS SHOULD GET A RISE OUT OF 'EM.

THERE HE IS NOW.

WELCOME HOME, ZIPPER.

WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE DOWN IN THE DUMPS, MATE.

YEAH. WE DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY YOU WERE TOO PUNY.

I WHIPPED UP ONE OF ME SPECIALITIES

TO BUILD UP YOUR MUSCLES.

MELON RIND EL MONTEREY.

THIS'LL PUT SOME MEAT ON YOUR BONES.

I THINK HE LOOKS BIGGER ALREADY.

YOU KNOW? HE DOES LOOK DIFFERENT.

UHH, COULD BE THE SUNGLASSES.

[BURP]

HMM. WOODEN PANELS.

JUST IN TIME FOR LUNCH.

COME AND GET IT.

HUNGRY LITTLE DEVILS, AREN'T YOU?

BUT THEY STILL AREN'T GROWING FAST ENOUGH.

I'D BETTER GIVE THEM ANOTHER SHOT

WITH THE GIGANTICO-RAY.

HEAVE.

HO.

HEAVE.

HO.

HEAVE.

HO.

NEED A HAND HERE?

WELL, SURE, ZIPPER,

IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BE OF SOME HELP.

ZIPPER!

YOU'RE BIGGER THAN I AM,

AND YOU'RE STRONGER THAN MONTEREY JACK.

CRIKEY! THAT MELON RIND REALLY DID PUT MEAT ON HIS BONES.

IT COULDN'T MAKE HIM GROW THAT BIG.

MAYBE HE'S NOT GROWIN'.

MAYBE WE'RE SHRINKING.

DON'T BE SILLY.

THE ONLY THING ABOUT YOU THAT'S SHRINKING IS YOUR BRAIN.

HE'S GROWN BIGGER THAN A HORSEFLY

AND WITH TWICE THE HORSEPOWER!

WHAT ARE THOSE BUGS UP TO NOW?

THEY'RE GONE!

[BELCHING]

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, EAT ME OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME?

I'D BETTER SLOW DOWN THEIR GROWTH RATE.

A BITTER PILL BUG, EH?

THIS'LL CUT YOU DOWN TO SIZE.

MAYBE YOU'D LIKE A CLOSE-UP VIEW

OF THE BOTTOM OF MY FOOT.

WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF YOU?

ANYTHING BUGGING YOU?

UH-UH. UH-UH.

GO EAT SOME UPHOLSTERY OR SOMETHING.

I'VE GOT WORK TO DO.

I HOPE THERE'S ENOUGH HELIUM IN THIS TANK.

YEP. LOOKS LIKE PLENTY.

OF COURSE, I HAVEN'T FINISHED ALL THE TESTS YET,

BUT SO FAR, EVERYTHING POINTS TO THE SAME CAUSE.

IT MUST'VE BEEN ME MELON RIND RECIPE.

THE REASON THAT ZIPPER HAS GOTTEN SO BIG

IS BECAUSE HE'S GROWING VERY FAST.

ISN'T THERE SOME WAY TO MAKE HIM STOP GROWING?

I'LL HAVE TO RUN SOME MORE TESTS.

HOLD YOUR BREATH AND FLAP YOUR WINGS.

THAT'S ENOUGH, ZIPPER.

AND NOW, THIS BULLETIN.

THE MAYOR HAS AGREED TO MEET WITH THE LEADER OF THE SPACE CREATURES.

SPACE CREATURES?

YOU MUST GIVE US FUEL FOR OUR SPACE SHIP.

WE NEED 10 TONS OF THE SUBSTANCE

THAT YOU EARTHLINGS CALL GOLD!

10 TONS OF GOLD? NOW, SEE HERE!

THE ALIENS ARE ATTACKING THE MAYOR.

THIS IS A JOB FOR THE MILITARY.

FIRE!

ALL RIGHT, MEN. CEASE FIRE.

BRING US THE GOLD,

OR AN ARMY OF INVINCIBLE ALIENS WILL INVADE THE EARTH.

NOTHING STOPS THESE SPACE CREATURES.

NO TELLING WHAT HORRIBLE HAVOC

THEY CAN AND WILL CREATE UNTIL THEIR DEMANDS ARE SATISFIED.

THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT THOSE ALIENS.

YEAH. THAT ALIEN SOUNDED AWFUL FAMILIAR.

AND HE'S WEARING A TAIL FIN FROM A '59 STUDEBAKER.

WE'D BETTER GET DOWN TO CITY HALL AND TAKE A CLOSER LOOK.

RESCUE RANGERS AWAY!

WHOOPS.

NEVER MIND, ZIPPER.

LET'S GET ON BOARD.

ZIPPER! ZIPPER!

NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA GET TO CITY HALL?

IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO FLY.

AAH! AAH!

IT'S A GIANT FLY.

IMPOSSIBLE! MUST BE ONE OF THOSE ALIENS.

ATTENTION, ALL CARS.

WE HAVE AN UNIDENTIFIED FLY OBJECT.

WE'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE.

STEADY, MATE.

YOU AIN'T EXACTLY EQUIPPED WITH SEAT BELTS.

THERE IT GOES.

AAH! AAH!

OH! AAH!

HOLD IT, MEN.

WE NEED BACKUP.

SEND IN THE S.W.A.T. TEAM.

YOU IN THE CLOTHING STORE,

THIS IS CHIEF OF POLICE SPEAKING.

WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED.

YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE TO GIVE YOURSELF UP,

OR WE'RE COMING IN.

YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS TO GIVE YOURSELF UP!

WE'VE GOTTA HELP ME LITTLE PAL.

AAH!

ALL RIGHT, SERGEANT.

ZIPPER!

HOW DID WE GET OUT HERE?

EXCUSE ME, SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN

SOME KIND OF ALIEN CREATURE AROUND HERE?

MMM... UH-UH.

WELL, YOU'D BETTER CLEAR OUTTA HERE,

HE COULD BE DANGEROUS.

OH, NO!

GET READY, MEN.

THIS IS THE LAST PLACE HE COULD BE.

AAH!

SORRY, MA'AM.

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, LET'S MOVE ALONG NOW.

THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN EVERY TIME PEOPLE SEE ZIPPER.

HE'S A LITTLE TOO BIG TO FIT IN RANGER HEADQUARTERS.

THEN HE'LL JUST HAVE TO GO AWAY

UNTIL HE SHRINKS BACK TO NORMAL SIZE.

BUT WHAT IF HE DOESN'T?

ZIPPER, OLD PAL?

I THOUGHT FOR SURE HE'D COME BACK HERE.

WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO LOOK FOR HIM NOW.

THIS IS STAN BLATHER WITH THE LATEST NEWS ON THE ALIEN LANDING.

THE ARMORED CARS HAVE BEGUN TO ARRIVE

AND THE 10 TONS OF GOLD DEMANDED BY THE ALIENS

IS BEING UNLOADED.

MEANWHILE, THE ALIENS

HAVE ASKED FOR THOUSANDS OF TRAVEL BROCHURES

SO THEY CAN LEARN MORE ABOUT OUR PLANET.

I WONDER WHAT THE PRICE OF GOLD IS IN BRAZIL?

STOP EATING OVER MY SHOULDER!

THIS FLYING SAUCER IS MADE OUT OF RUBBER.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

UHH... IT'S DISHWASHER SAFE?

NO, STUPID, IT MEANS IT'S NOT A REAL SPACESHIP.

WE NEED TO FIND A WAY INSIDE.

HERE, HOW ABOUT THIS DOOR?

MONTEREY!

NOT THAT ONE!

[ALARM SOUNDS]

IF I'D WANTED TO CATCH MICE,

I'D HAVE OVER-SIZED A CAT!

NOW GET DOWN THERE AND GET MY GOLD!

AND DON'T STOP TO EAT ON THE WAY!

NIMNEL!

STOWAWAYS, EH?

WELL, I'LL STOW YOU AWAY... IN HERE!

THE ALIENS ARE TAKING THE LAST OF THE GOLD

UP TO THEIR SPACESHIP.

AND NOW THE ALIEN LEADER IS SAYING FAREWELL.

LET'S LISTEN.

PEOPLE OF EARTH... WE THANK YOU FOR GIVING US THE GOLD WE NEED,

AND FOR NOT MAKING US DESTROY YOUR PLANET TO GET IT.

WE'VE GOT TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW

THIS IS ONE OF NIMNEL'S TRICKS.

MAYBE WE CAN CLIMB OUT THIS HOLE.

UGH... UGH!

I THINK IT'S TOO SMALL.

ZIPPER COULD'VE GOTTEN THROUGH...

I MEAN THE OLD ZIPPER.

WHEN USING YOUR HEAD WON'T WORK,

YOU GOTTA TRY THE OTHER END.

WE'LL BE BACK...

THE NEXT TIME WE RUN OUT OF MONEY... FUEL.

IT'S A TRICK!

HEY! GET AWAY FROM THERE, YOU CHATTERING FOOLS!

HE'S TRYING TO STEAL THE GOLD!

NOW WHERE'D THEY GO?

I'LL FIND THEM LATER.

OW! OW!

I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED

TO THAT TRUCKLOAD OF COOKIES THEY BAKED TODAY.

[BURPS]

JUST MINUTES AGO, WE MADE THE FIRST RECORDING OF THE ALIENS...

HEY, IT'S SOME MORE STUFF ABOUT THE ALIENS!

ALTHOUGH WE HAVEN'T TRANSLATED IT YET,

HERE IS WHAT THEIR LANGUAGE SOUNDS LIKE.

[SQUEAKY CHATTER]

WHERE DID THOSE RODENTS GET TO?

YIKES!

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE?

AAH! AAH!

OH, HE'S GOT HIS FOOT IN ME EYE.

I WON'T NEED THEM ANYMORE.

THEY'RE JUST ORDINARY PILL BUGS.

I BET THAT'S HOW ZIPPER GOT SO BIG.

AND NOW TO CUT YOU DOWN TO SIZE.

[BANG]

LEAPIN' LEPIDOPTERA!

IT'S A 50-FOOT FLY!

AAH!

AAH! AAH! AAH!

QUICK! HELP ME FOLD THE PAPER!

DID ANYONE SEE THE FUNNY PAGES?

A GIANT ALIEN CREATURE HAS APPEARED IN THE SKIES

OVER THE CITY, AND APPEARS TO BE FLYING...

AAH! NO! OH!

AAH!

NO, MAKE THAT FALLING!

OH!

THE ADVANTAGE TO BEING A GENIUS

IS THAT YOU THINK OF EVERYTHING.

WELL, ALMOST EVERYTHING.

[SIREN]

UH-OH.

WE CAN USE NIMNEL'S RAY GUN

TO GET ZIPPER BACK TO NORMAL.

WE'VE GOTTA GET TO THE TOP FLOOR.

IF ZIPPER WERE HERE, HE COULD FLY UP AND PUSH THE BUTTONS.

HERE YOU GO, MATE.

JUST LIKE JACK AND THE BEANSTALK.

GOING UP.

ZIPPER!

THE ALIENS AND THEIR SPACESHIP

HAVE VANISHED INTO THIN AIR,

LEAVING THE GOLD BEHIND.

WAS THIS ENTIRE INCIDENT JUST A MONSTROUS HOAX?

WE MAY NEVER KNOW.

THEY MAY HAVE FOILED MY PLAN,

BUT THEY WON'T GET ME!

THOSE FOOLS RAN

FROM A BUNCH OF STUPID PILL BUGS!

HA HA HA!

OW! OW! OW!

OUCH! THAT HURTS!

ZIPPER, OLD PAL.

WELCOME BACK, MATE.

WE JUST WEREN'T A TEAM WITHOUT YOU, ZIPPER.

SHE'S RIGHT! WE COULD USE SOMEBODY JUST YOUR SIZE.

OH!

'COURSE, IF YOU WAS JUST A WEE BIT BIGGER,

YOU COULD FLY US OFFA HERE.