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♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪

♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪

♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪

♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪

♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪

♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪

♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪

♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪

♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪

♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪

♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

HERE'S THE PAYMENT.

DO YOU HAVE THE ARTIFACT?

YES. YOU'RE GETTING QUITE A BARGAIN, YOU KNOW.

SMUGGLING SUCH A PRICELESS TREASURE IS NOT EASY.

[SQUAWK]

MY MONEY!

DON'T BOTHER. THEY'RE ALL PHONIES.

YOU'RE BUSTED.

THANKS FOR JOINING ME, ZIPPER.

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE

A MIDNIGHT SNACK OF LIMBURGER CHEESE.

[SNIFF] AHH.

FRESH OFF THE BOAT.

OH, YECCH.

HERE NOW, MATE, IT'S MINE.

YOU'LL HAVE TO GET YOUR OWN STASH.

DO YOU SEE HIM?

DO YOU SEE HIM?

UH-UH. THIS FOG IS AS THICK AS A BRICK.

UNFORTUNATELY, MOLE, SO ARE YOU.

THIS WAY, YOU FEEBLE-SIGHTED DOLT.

THIS THING MUST BE PRETTY IMPORTANT TO YOU, FAT CAT.

IMPORTANT? HA HA.

MUCH MORE THAN THAT.

I'VE BEEN TRACKING IT FOR YEARS,

THROUGH RUMORS, MYTHS, PAID INFORMERS.

GETTING CLOSER ALL THE TIME UNTIL...

THERE HE IS!

AT LAST... IT'S MINE.

WELL, I GOT IT FOR YOU.

NOW I WANT WHAT'S COMING TO ME.

OH... MOST CERTAINLY.

JUST SEND US YOUR BILL.

I'LL SHOW THEM SCATTER-GAGGING DOUBLE-CROSSERS.

HOMEWARD, MEN, WHERE WE CAN EXPLORE

THE POSSIBILITIES OF WORLD DOMINATION.

SORRY, FATSO, IT'S CASH ON DELIVERY

OR NO SALE.

STOP HIM! BRING HIM DOWN!

BUT, BOSS, WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO THROW AT HIM.

AAH!

[SQUAWK]

AAH!

WHERE IS IT?

I CAN'T SEE. THE FOG'S TOO THICK.

QUICKLY! INTO THE BOAT!

KEEP ROWING. WE HAVE TO FIND IT BEFORE IT DRIFTS TOO FAR.

THAT'S FAT CAT, ALL RIGHT.

WONDER WHAT HE'S LOOKING FOR?

BONZER JOBSIT! WONDER WHAT IT IS?

WHATEVER IT IS, IF FAT CAT WANTS IT,

IT PROBABLY MEANS TROUBLE FOR US.

LET'S HAVE A GANDER.

TOO-RA-LOO!

A LAMP RIGHT OUT OF THE ARABIAN NIGHTS,

JUST LIKE THE ONE ALADDIN KEPT HIS GENIE IN!

HA HA HA!

THINK THAT'S SILLY, ZIPPER?

WELL, YOU'LL SEE.

I'LL JUST GIVE IT A RUB,

AND WE'LL BE UP TO OUR WHISKERS IN WISHES.

OH! SOMEONE HAS MY LAMP!

OVER THERE. QUICK!

WHO HAS SUMMONED THE SPIRIT OF THE LAMP?

I COME TO OFFER HIM THREE WISHES.

I AWAIT HIS COMMAND.

STRIKE ME TILL I'M BLUE IN THE MORNING!

I'M RICH!

I CAN'T LOSE IT, NOT NOW!

WHO HAS MY... AAAH!

IT'S THE RESCUE RANGER!

CRIKEY! I WISH THE OTHERS COULD SEE THIS. THEY...

GRANTED!

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO!

- WHAT WAS THAT? - WHAT WAS THAT?

ARE YOU OK, MONTEREY?

WHAT IS THAT THING?

WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?

IT'S A MAGIC LAMP WITH A BLINKING LIVE GENIE IN IT!

A MAGIC LAMP?

HA HA! THAT'S SILLY.

IT'S TRUE! ASK ZIPPER.

YEAH.

FINALLY! LET ME MAKE A WISH!

EASY THERE, PALLY.

JUST WAIT YOUR TURN.

I'M NOT DONE WITH ME WISHES YET.

OKAY. SURE.

OUCH!

YOU SUMMONED ME, MASTER?

TOO RIGHT, I DID.

AND NOW I KNOW WHAT I WANT.

I WANT... CHEESE!

IT SHALL BE DONE.

NO, WAIT! I MEAN...

LOTS OF CHEESE!

BUT OF COURSE!

I MEAN A GREAT, HEAPING BONZA PILE OF CHEESE!

IS THAT ALL?

GRANTED!

MONTY, ARE YOU OK?

HMM. WHERE'S THE CHEESE?

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

CH-CH-CHEESE!

AH HA HA!

- AAH! - AAH!

AH HA HA HA!

AH HA HA HA!

GOLLY! IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT OF CRACKERS

TO GET THROUGH THIS.

HEY, YOU GUYS, HELP ME!

I'M STUCK IN HERE!

HEY, WHERE'S MONTEREY?

YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT I COULD NEVER GET ENOUGH CHEESE,

AND I HAVEN'T!

[CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP]

OH BOY, OH BOY. I WONDER IF THE LAMP WORKS WITH PEANUTS?

NOW, PALLY, I SAID NOT TO TOUCH MY LAMP UNTIL I'M DONE WITH IT.

HAVE IT YOUR WAY, MR. MONTEREY JACK!

MAYBE YOUR NEXT WISH OUGHT TO BE FOR SOME NEW FRIENDS!

COME ON, GUYS.

WHO CARES ABOUT HIS SILLY LAMP ANYWAY?

I DO.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO...

IT'S ONLY THAT...

AH, YOU BLINKIN' IDIOT!

THIS WISHING BUSINESS HAS GONE TO YOUR HEAD.

SPEAKING OF WISHES...

WHAT?

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR FINAL ONE?

FINAL ONE? I JUST STARTED!

YOU'VE HAD TWO.

I GRANT NO MORE THAN THREE.

USUALLY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "USUALLY"?

IT'S BEEN 5,000 YEARS SINCE I HAD A DAY OFF.

YEAH?

USE YOUR THIRD WISH

TO GIVE ME THE WEEKEND OFF,

AND I'LL GIVE YOU MORE WISHES

THAN YOU IMAGINE... FOREVER!

FOREVER!

CRIKEY!

YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL, MATE.

I WISH YOU WAS FREE OF THE LAMP.

GRANTED!

HO HO HO! I'M FREE!

OOH. CAN'T SAY MUCH FOR THE WARDROBE.

MONTE: HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHERE AM I?

GENIE: JUST A DETAIL I FORGOT TO MENTION.

THE ONE WHO WISHES THE GENIE OUTSIDE

MUST TAKE HIS PLACE INSIDE.

AH, NO!

SEE YOU IN 5,000 YEARS, MASTER.

HO HO HO HEE HEE HEE!

WELL, MONTY, YOU REALLY PUT THE BOTCH ON IT THIS TIME.

MAYBE I'LL BE A MITE SMARTER IN 5,000 YEARS.

STILL, IF I COULD GET ONE OF ME MATES TO RUB THE LAMP,

WHY, I COULD WISH THE GENIE BACK INSIDE HERE IN HALF A BLINK.

I JUST HAVE TO GET THEIR ATTENTION!

HELLO!

HELLO OUT THERE!

HEY, I... I HEARD SOMETHING.

DO YOU SMELL CHEESE?

YES. THE FAT ONE WITH THE LAMP

MUST BE CLOSE BY.

MOLE: HEY, YOU GUYS, WAIT UP!

OOF!

WART: GET OUT HERE.

HELP US LOOK FOR THE LAMP.

AAH! OOH. WHAT LAMP?

- OH! - OH!

- YOU FOUND IT! - YOU FOUND IT!

I... I DID?

NOW MAYBE FAT CAT WON'T KILL US.

ARE YOU KIDDING? WITH THIS, HE CAN MAKE US ALL RICH!

THE GENIE OF THE LAMP WILL BE FAT CAT'S SLAVE!

GADGET: GOSH, I CAN'T BELIEVE MONTEREY WOULD JUST DISAPPEAR

AND LEAVE ALL THAT CHEESE.

HE HAS THE MAGIC LAMP. HE CAN JUST WISH FOR MORE.

HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE?

GADGET: THAT'S THE GENIE!

THE GUY'S A NUT, I TELL YA.

HE BUYS A RUG AND THEN WANTS HIS MONEY BACK

'CAUSE IT DON'T FLY.

YOU SEE? CONVICTED BY HIS OWN WORDS.

HE ADMITS HIS FLYING CARPETS ARE DEFECTIVE.

HOW COME THE GENIE IS DRESSED LIKE MONTEREY JACK?

AND WHY ISN'T HE IN THE LAMP?

LOOK, BUDDY, MOVE ON OR I'LL RUN YOU IN.

VERY WELL, BUT YOUR CALIPH WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS.

HE'S GOT TO KNOW WHERE MONTY IS.

FIVE THOUSAND YEARS LATER AND THEY CAN'T GET A THROW-RUG OFF THE GROUND.

HOW CAN THIS CENTURY BE SO BACKWARD?

- TIMBER! - TIMBER!

WHAT IN THE...

OH, IT'S YOU.

ALL RIGHT. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MONTEREY JACK?

YEAH, HAND HIM OVER.

OH, THE ROTUND ONE WITH THE CHEESE OBSESSION.

THE, UH... NEW GENIE WOULD KNOW WHERE HE IS.

- THE NEW GENIE? - WHERE DO WE FIND HIM?

HE'D BE WITH THE LAMP, OF COURSE.

AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COULD BE.

JUST THINK...

A MAGIC LAMP THAT GIVES YOU GOLD,

SILVER...

DIAMONDS... RUBIES!

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.

WHAT WOULD YOU WISH FOR, MOLE,

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANYTHING IN THE WHOLE WORLD?

UH... A CANDY BAR?

A CANDY BAR! HA HA.

HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?

THIS GANG DON'T HAVE THE BRAINS OF A MEAT AX.

ONE LITTLE RUB WON'T HURT.

FAT CAT NEED NOT KNOW.

OH, BOY! CANDY!

COME ON, LADS, MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!

DROP THE LAMP, OR YOU'RE ALL FISH BAIT.

IT WAS THAT GREEDY MOLE!

HE WANTED THE LAMP!

BAD MOLE, BAD!

ALL I WANTED WAS A CANDY BAR.

THANK GOODNESS I'M HERE TO RESCUE IT

FROM YOU PEA-BRAINED, SMALL-TIME THINKERS

AND YOUR PUNY LITTLE WISHES.

BUT IT WAS GOING TO BE AN EXTRA-LARGE CANDY BAR.

I BET MIND READERS ONLY CHARGE YOU HALF PRICE.

STAND BACK!

I'VE WAITED A LONG TIME FOR THIS.

COME TO ME, GENIE.

WE HAVE HISTORY TO MAKE.

[COUGH COUGH]

THIS LAMP COULD USE A TUNEUP.

NO! IT CAN'T BE!

A RESCUE RANGER!

I'VE BEEN TRICKED, THWARTED, BAMBOOZLED!

I WISH I HAD SOMETHING TO FLATTEN YOU!

YES... GRANTED.

- OH! - OH!

GUESS WHAT.

I GOT MY WISH.

UH, ARE YOU OK, BOSS?

OH HO HO!

THIS IS JUST TOO DELICIOUS.

DON'T YOU SEE?

SOMEHOW, THIS BLOATED RODENT

HAS BECOME THE GENIE OF THE LAMP!

HEY, WATCH THAT!

AND MY SLAVE!

HO HO HEE HEE!

AHEM. NOW DOWN TO BUSINESS.

IF I'M TO RULE THE WORLD, I'LL NEED A SUITABLE PLACE

TO HANG MY HAT.

I SAY HE'S HOLDING OUT ON US.

HE'S GOT TO KNOW WHERE THE LAMP IS.

OH, PLEASE!

YES, THAT'S IT!

AND A STAIRWAY HERE!

MAKE IT GOLD.

AND FOUNTAINS.

LOTS OF FOUNTAINS!

YES, THAT'S IT!

A LIVING TRIBUTE TO MY GREATNESS.

TELL ME, SLAVE,

WHAT PART OF THE WORLD SHALL I DOMINATE FIRST?

[PANTING]

YOU'LL HAVE TO GET PAST THE RANGERS FIRST, FAT HEAD.

THE RESCUE RANGERS.

I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN.

YOU FORGOT TO UNTIE ME.

GADGET: WHERE ARE WE?

HO HO HO HA HA HA!

WELCOME, RESCUE RANGERS.

YOUR NIGHTMARE HAS JUST BEGUN.

SLAVE!

I WISH THE RESCUE RANGERS WERE TURNED TO DUST!

OH, I CAN'T HELP MYSELF!

I... G-GRANTED.

I CAN'T LOOK.

ARE WE DUST YET?

WHAT... WHAT WENT WRONG?

SORRY, FAT CAT. YOU'RE OUT OF WISHES.

ONLY THREE TO A CUSTOMER!

AH HA HA!

COME OUT OF THERE, SO I CAN THROTTLE YOU!

COME ON, GET THE LAMP!

NOT SO FAST, RANGERS.

HERE, MOLE, MAKE A WISH!

ANYTHING I WANT?

JUST RUB IT!

ALL RIGHT. WHO'S NEXT?

NOW, WISH THEM TO THEIR DOOM!

BUT MY C-CANDY!

WHAT HE SAID.

FAT CAT: GOODBYE, RESCUE RANGERS!

MOLE, YOU SURPRISE ME.

YOU HAVE A DEFINITE FLAIR FOR THE DRAMATIC.

IT'S GETTING LOWER!

WHAT A SHAME THAT MY FIRST GUESTS

IN MY NEW HOUSE HAVE TO SPLIT SO SOON.

IT'S ALL ME FAULT!

ME GREED'S TURNED ME MATES INTO LUNCH MEAT.

UM, NEXT I WISH, UH...

FOR A CAN...

THAT THE RANGERS WERE SET FREE.

THAT THE RANGERS WERE SET FREE. NO! I MEAN...

GRANTED.

[GASP]

YOW!

NO, YOU NITWIT!

LET'S GET TO THAT LAMP!

YOU DUMMY, LET ME RUB IT.

HEY! I DIDN'T GET MY CANDY BAR YET.

MEPPS, WISH THE RANGERS DESTROYED!

UH-OH.

YOU HEARD HIM.

WISH FOR RANGER TOYS.

YEAH. I WISH FOR RANGER TOYS.

WHAT?

ALL RIGHT, GADGET!

GO GET HIM!

OK, FAT CAT. PARTY'S OVER!

MEPPS, STOP THEM!

USE A WISH!

WHAT?

HE WANTS SOME FISH.

RIGHT. I WISH FOR FISH.

COMING RIGHT UP!

HE WOULDN'T.

MAYBE I OVERDID THIS A BIT.

GREAT GOING, ZIPPER!

GO FOR THE LAMP!

DON'T LET HIM GET MY LAMP!

I'LL GET IT.

YOU HAD YOUR TURN.

I WANT IT!

GO FOR IT, GUYS!

COME ON OUT, MONTY!

IT'S ABOUT TIME.

SWAMP THAT RANGER!

MAKE A WISH!

WHAT DO WE WISH FOR?

DON'T ASK ME. I WISH NONE OF THIS HAD EVER HAPPENED.

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!

BOTH: WE WISH NONE OF THIS EVER HAPPENED!

GRANTED!

HERE'S THE PAYMENT.

DO YOU HAVE THE ARTIFACT?

YES. YOU'RE GETTING QUITE A BARGAIN, YOU KNOW.

SMUGGLING SUCH A PRICELESS TREASURE IS NOT EASY.

OHH. MY MONEY!

[SNORING]

DON'T BOTHER. THEY'RE ALL PHONIES.

YOU'RE BUSTED.

AHH.

SEA AIR, A CRISP NIGHT,

AND THE COMPANY OF A GOOD FRIEND.

COULDN'T WISH FOR ANYTHING MORE. HEY, ZIPPER?

UH-UH.

UNLESS IT'S A BITE OF CHEESE.

COME ON, PALLY. THERE'S A HINT OF LIMBURGER IN THE AIR.