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Oh!

I hate you.

- No, you don't, Grizz. - You're right.

I love you, boo bear. Now fuck off.

I will.

- Love you. - Love you.

Oh no, no, no, Mrs. Chen! Your hip.

Here, I'll get it for you.

Now, about this marriage registration.

Oh, honestly, you don't have to Give us something, please.

I'll buy you a gift.

Everything on your list

is a bit pricey, I'm ashamed to say it.

Okay, thanks for the feedback.

But then I listen to you two have sex,

so why should i be ashamed?

Will you listen to us while we have sex?

What are you doing? a glass on the floor?

A patient person, Nathan.

Wow! OK!

Well, maybe next time you can come by

and that could be possible an immersive experience.

Oh, my God. What have you here?

Come on, girl.

Oh, to be honest, I wanted to do it a bottomless brunch.

- Four. - Um.

Five.

I think I'm about to give birth.

Six. Seven.

- Um. - A. Two.

'Oh my God, I'm so ashamed.

“I forgot my top and now you can see everything

"are my perfectly defined abs."

“Excuse me. This is to your advantage."

I'm sorry, I didn't know you could hear us.

- Guys! - I'm so sorry!

I deserved that, to be honest.

Oh, my God, I hate myself!

Well, you should, you catty bitch.

Oh!

Can we move on, please?

- What number are we going from? - Um, four.

No, we've already done four!

Well, tough tits. Let's go.

Five, four.

You know, but, I'm done with love.

It is time consuming, self-deception.

- It's sad. Are... - Mm. No.

- It's just a puppet show. - No, no, no.

It can be beautiful, life-affirming...

Yes, but you have Frank.

- Oh... - Yeah, well, yeah.

I hate that, this son of a bitch Knob-Head did this to you.

Look, I just need something casual sex.

I think maybe I just need that become an Instagram fuck.

No, you're just like Pinocchio,

You have so many strings attached to you.

No, I'm a real boy!

Look, I found Nathan, and he's great,

but relationships are hard.

It's mainly a bit of strange sex

in between: 'What is it? the television password?"

and “Here are some smart ones storage solutions,

“Don't you think so, honey?”

Honestly, the highlight of my father and mother's marriage

my mother is picking my father's blackheads.

Eug.

Please don't write your own vows.

Oh! I need to start writing my own vows.

Goodbye.

Nathan!

Oh, it's such a shame that you sleep,

because I'm not wearing anything but nipple tassels

and the willingness to please.

Grizz.

Nathan.

Nathan.

Yes, this way Walter.

Okay, be careful.

Will he be okay?

Go down.

Yes.

- Take it easy. - Yes.

- You're doing very well. - Thank you, David.

- OK. - Annoying.

- All you have to do is tilt it. - How do you tilt it?

- Where am I going to tilt it? - Just tilt it to the left.

- Let me come down... - Um, so...

- Sorry. - Let me...

If you tilt to the left... I'm sorry.

You tilt it to the right.

- Er, left... - Fall, fall, fall!

Hold it!

Damn hell. Are you okay?

I'm so sorry.

Is this your bike?

Oh, oh! What...

Oh.

If you want to come by.

Eh, I tried, you know,

Um, revive him.

Did I... Did I screw up?

No, no, no, no.

His pupils were repaired.

Broad black dilation.

He was dead.

The most likely cause would have been been a paradoxical embolism.

That's when a blood clot forms travels from the vein

through to an artery.

It's not always fatal,

but in this case yes.

I think the power of putting on the sock

sent the clot out of an artery...

Well, this is embarrassing.

I couldn't have died being mauled by a bear

or fighting in a war what I didn't believe in?

No, death by sock.

Massive sudden stroke.

I... I don't think so he would have felt pain.

Gemma, love...

- Just needs some space. - Naturally.

Please, please, Can we get a dog?

Not posting myself through it.

Even though I'm not actually joking,

I probably still want it a ginger ninja.

What...

So because 30 years ago your cat died,

you're just done with it all attachments?

Oh yes!

I mean, I still only pay attention to you as knowledge.

You're a damn toilet brush, mate!

Thank you.

Yeah, well he's my damn toilet brush!

I'll make it.

Oh, Rutte, dear!

Ohhh!

Derek, Derek, it's Ruth.

I see that, Lorraine.

- Hello. - Hello, my love.

She didn't go to Johannesburg.

Come here.

Here, look at me.

Survival kit.

Hi.

I love you.

I mean, look, I know it is in this really old cemetery...

It's historic.

And that it is very early in our relationship,

but... but I don't care, because I love you.

- What... - Oh, Jesus.

-What the hell is this? - Oh, my God. Oh shit.

- I'm sorry. Let me turn it off. - No, don't turn this off!

I want to hear this.

The Partridge family, what is that,

as an alt-right Christian group?

No.

It's a TV show in the United States in the 70's.

It... doesn't matter.

Doesn't matter.

Oh, my God, did you do that? I plan on letting that play out

to mark the moment, for example?

No, no.

If I had planned this I would have chosen a lot,

You know, a cooler song.

Oh, what, so someone who isn't cool has to do that put this on your phone.

Well, that's...

That's the only reasonable thing explanation, yes.

What kind of monster would do something like that?

There are bad people out there

and they like it their stuff is hip.

- So what you said before... - Yes.

Well, I'm looking forward to it If I said it now,

You'd think I just said it because you said it first.

No. Well, I don't want that.

I don't want that because that would be bad.

- Well, it would make us cheaper. - Yes.

- And cheap is the worst. - Cheap is the worst.

But I will say I like you a lot of.

Like, A LOT, a lot?

Like... an average party.

Okay, cancel photographer,

location, catering, stripper.

Have you booked a stripper?

Oh yes. Um...

Born big. Great dancer.

Oh!

He is...

- I have good teeth. - Mm.

Audrey's not here. Don't leave a message.

Hi. It's me again, Gemma.

I think you do to be on the plane to London.

I'm not sure if you'll get it all my messages,

but it's about your brother.

Um...

I can't do this over the phone.

Audrey, please,

please call me back.

I beg you.

We must do that too go to the airport

and I just hope that's Nathan's sister boarded her flight?

She is not on any social media.

It's unforgivable. It's not 1993.

No, Ruth, it's not 1993.

- Well observed. - Mm.

Wow.

How's Frank doing, Ruth?

Yes, we are very happy. Why?

Oh no, I just saw his mother at Tesco.

Oh, yes, well, yes.

She is bitter about her breasts.

She sues the doctor.

Sad, really.

I thought about her breasts looked nice.

Are you drinking?!

Mom, leave him alone.

What?

- No! - Oh!

At a time like this.

Sorry, Gemma.

He means well.

But you know men.

It's a wonder they succeed piss

without us pointing their cocks in the toilet.

So I have a question.

Why don't I wear socks?

Because my ankles are freezing.

Because the last time you put on socks, Nathan, you died,

so maybe this isn't the time to whine at me

about how death is you would appear in my imagination.

That's actually quite petty.

She doesn't show up.

You know she won't.

God damn it!

Old people are hot!

I'm Gemma.

Oh, the bride! Hi!

Here.

Oh, this old thing?

Don't worry. It's not mine.

So, what do you mean, that's not yours?

So this super sweet gay couple, we bonded over “Mean Girls.”

I still can't believe it 'getting' is nothing.

Anyway, they wanted a baby,

so Richard used his sperm and Haru got his sister's egg

and I am the oven!

Thing!

- Wow, that's very nice of you. - I know that, right?

I'm making a family for it people I barely know.

Even if they didn't pay me a lot of money,

I would still do it.

I mean, I wouldn't do that, but still... it's really good to do.

How much money?

Oh, my God, Ruth, You can't ask that.

Where's Nathan?

M-Maybe we should sit down.

- There's a cafe here. - I could drink coffee.

Gemma, a cup of coffee?

I tried to call you, like, a number of times.

Lots of messages left on your phone.

So... where is he?

You should have answered your phone.

He's dead.

Nathan didn't tell me you were so funny.

Or... weird.

But, uh, I... I would, uh...

Like, um...

Like...

- That's a very nice handbag. - Yeah, uh...

Yes, it's... it's Prada.

Eug.

Eug. It's fine.

It's fine. Are...

You know, it's Pra... It's Prada, but you know...

Eug.

It's totally fine.

To.

Oh!

Audrey, love, I know it's not my place

but we really need to reach out your mother.

Mom, it's complicated.

Well, someone knows where she is.

I thought I wanted to see her after my father died, but...

Can I be honest with you, Lorraine?

Yes.

I've had a lot of therapy

to process this whole mother abandon our thing,

and I'm in such a good place now

that if I saw her, it would probably be fine,

but probably not,

and I finally scream, "Thundercunt!"

while I hit her with coat hanger.

By the way, I'm kidding.

I wouldn't use a coat hanger.

We'll be fine.

I've never used it this expression before

and I don't use it lightly, but she is a problem.

To go.

I mean, I know she's Nathan's sister of course, but...

- She's crazy. - Oh, my God. Good night.

Have you done this?

Nathan said you were an artist,

but I didn't expect you be good.

Yes. I mean, I'm not an artist.

I just...

I'm just editing the contrast of the elderly

in a magazine for retirees.

And I make graphs.

I mean, they're good graphs, but still.

So they're the baby's fathers Will you show the child?

Yes, they want the whole thing to keep me involved

so I end up feeling unused.

Regular photos, visits, blah, blah, blah.

But I'm so continuous momentum type person

that when I get to the end something, I'm done with it.

So, done.

Right.

I don't have to stay here, you know.

Oh no, we always were I expect you to stay, Audrey.

Yes, but I don't have to... now, you know?

I mean, where would you go?

I am very resourceful.

- Agree. - I am.

No, I didn't say you no, but i'm...

..I'm hardly going to get pregnant woman on the street.

It's not Bethlehem.

Um.

You really hurt him back then you didn't come for Christmas,

you know?

He paid for the flights. All you had to do was show up.

But I only saw him cry twice, and he cried.

When was the other time did he shout?

When Marlin finally finds Nemo.

Shall we follow Nathan? inside?

People have spoken so warmly about Nathan.

He clearly was a very special man.

Yes.

Please note,

people tend to talk very high of the deceased.

Hello.

We are here today...

..to celebrate life

by Nathan Petraszewski.

Is that Polish?

Yes.

Yes, that makes sense.

The Poles are people with a big heart.

You say 'Polish', I think 'big hearts'.

Great sausages.

Auschwitz.

Nathan inspired love and affection

with everyone he knew.

That makes it difficult today.

Why?

Because he's dead.

And we're not ready for it say goodbye.

Doesn't matter whether you are one

or 101,

we are never done say goodbye.

One of them is clearly the worst.

101, well, great innings, you know, not unexpected.

Look, this is what happens

if you don't come along a priest in a church.

You get Kathy's boyfriend to get Ian.

His online reviews are favorable, Lorraine. Glowing!

Sh! Just keep your mouth shut.

I know some things myself about wrong priorities,

wasting minutes on earth.

Some years ago, I owned a men's clothing store

from the Essex Road.

Eligibility.

Yes? Thank you.

Unfortunately, you need more than a clever name

to tackle the big boys of fashion retail,

I'll tell you for nothing.

Right now I am confronted another bankruptcy,

My wife has left me for good this time,

and no matter how much I need her screaming into my ear hole

like a knee in the balls, I don't want to die alone either!

- I can't. - Pretend it's not happening.

And you know what this is all about? taught me?

It taught me to stop!

To breathe.

And remember.

Four small letters.

Oh, please don't say 'love'.

When he says 'love' I'm going to kill him.

Four small letters that bring us together

and make the world a more beautiful place.

MDMA. Ha! I'm kidding.

It's 'love'. LOVE. What are you doing? Oh dear!

- It's not open mic night, honey. - This isn't how my brother...

None of this is how it should be so.

Can I...

Why are you are you still here?

- OK. - Go away!

Well, come on in.

Would you fuck off, Ian?

Further away. Onward!

Oh, okay.

My brother deserves, like...

..really a great party.

None of this feels like it's about Nathan,

and it doesn't say we love him.

And we do that, right?

I love him more than anything in the world.

That's what he said it is a paradoxical embolism,

and she laughed.

Gemma's reaction, denial, is completely normal

at this stage of the process.

I was on a flight to Washington,

and we lost 36B.

Heart attack. Dead.

From every flight attendant worst nightmare.

God. That's terrible, Ruth.

Yeah, but it felt so normal,

reflexively, even,

to just keep offering him meals and light refreshments.

It wasn't until I looked up of the food service truck

and saw the blanket belt over his head

that I remembered, "Oh, yeah,

“He doesn't want the chicken or the fish.”

Right.

And in third place at 41,

He's not a pedo.

In second place is The Betty White Conservation Association, at 45.

- Hi! - Wow!

And first of all, Last week's champions

Gwyneth's head is in the box

with an impressive 47.

Whoohoo! Winners!

And now for something a bit unorthodox -

a bonus question.

Ooh!

The most important thing question of the evening,

No, for some of you, the most important question

of your life.

Ooh!

Which movie am I?

I'm a romantic comedy.

Eug. Vom. Right, I'm going to bring in the beers.

- No, sit down. - Ouch!

Oh, my God, you just hit me!

He is American, particularly handsome,

with an ass as pert as the first stone fruit of the season.

A bit exaggerated.

She is a goddess,

beautiful, complicated

and completely unique.

Oh my God sounds damn sad.

Who wrote this show?

Oh dear! Oh. Why are you kicking me?

They meet on a foggy night in London's Old Town.

She comes in to him

by drinking gin from her handbag

and sharing her loud opinions on cat poop.

He comes in to her by leaving his own party

and follow her to the depths depths of Hackney.

Okay, guys, I don't understand this. Should we post 'Notting Hill'?

They pass by in a dead end street a celebration of the oppressed...

Oh, my God.

..with an anarchist warehouse squat.

- Oh! - No! Oh my God, no!

..true, instead of planning to destroy the state...

I'm dying, I'm really dying. No.

She convinces him that 'Who is the boss?' is a sharp satire

of class and gender, and no one vacuums like that...

Tony Danza, I... Oh God. Stop it.

Before she met him,

she said she never wanted that get married, but...

I'm really dying.

- God! Please, God. -Sh, sh, sh!

Thank you.

Check... Oh.

- Um, my microphone voice. - I'll kill you.

Um...

Um...

I always have been a fairly self-sufficient...

I've always been a handsome one self-sufficient guy.

Um, all my life, you know, I've done that always took good care of myself.

That's just how it was, and that...

That's just who I am, you know?

And I got by. It was fine, you know?

Um, you still have to wake up every morning.

Right?

And... and then I meet you

and my whole world changed.

It was like...

It was like I've been sitting alone in the dark,

and I didn't even realize it until you turned on the lights.

So, um...

Wow.

Mm.

Will you marry me?

And there are many of people watching,

so if the answer is not there now,

just say yes and you can say no later, okay?

I just...

Oh well, why not?

Wow!

I wanted to tell you!

Wow!

Hurrah!

Oh. Oh!

Stop it.

What about presents?

I mean, people maybe bought presents.

Good idea. Cancel orders immediately.

Stop!

Can everyone shut up for a moment?

Eh, this might sound crazy,

but, uh, Nathan really wanted it to marry me.

I really wanted to marry me.

So...

..why not get married?

Um...

..Gemma, love...

Um...

Nathan is dead.

Yes, Mom, I know. Thanks for the warning.

We were just there the world's worst funeral,

and that's my point.

We should have been to marry,

that was us should do,

not what it was today.

And our story can't end with Ian,

a man who probably does strange things to lizards.

Well, the part where they played 'Ave Maria' was quite nice.

Yes, but mom, there was nothing in it have to do with Natan.

We shouldn't what Nathan wanted?

And what he wanted

God, what he wanted got married.

Tracey Emin married a rock.

I'm just saying,

people do strange things out of love.

Well, thanks for that, Audrey.

Yes.

I want to keep it real my promise to him.

And as Tracey Emin can marry a stone...

..then I want to marry Nathan.

Right.

Smell my breath.

- What? No! - Smell it.

Smell your breath!

You get that chicken soup smell?

It's so weird. I don't eat chicken.

Okay, let me find this.

Oh!

No, no, it's okay.

“Can I marry my cousin?” No.

“My dog?” No.

- Oh. - Oh, there. “My late fiancée.”

Yes, “The Lord Chief Justice

"can approve a ceremony of marriage

“If one of the spouses died

"after completion of official formalities

"an unambiguous sign consent."

"Official formalities", what is that?

So that's the same as canceling.

So in England you have to go to the registration office

before you get married and answer questions like:

“Oh, are you married yet?”

or “Did you? same parents?

Is there a lot of incest? in England?

I would say above average.

But the point is Nathan and I notified months ago.

It is unequivocal consent.

It's proof that Nathan wanted to marry me.

Wow!

So technically you can marry a dead man.

That's fucked!

I don't judge.

I once had a relationship with a woman who thought we evolved from fish.

But we did.

Oh, look, I can marry Nathan if the Lord Chief Justice approves.

How do we get approval?

Let's ask her.

Yes! There it is.

The Lord Chief Justice, at a conference.

- Let's do it! - No, Audrey, no.

Gemma, do you love Nathan?

Do you want to marry him?

Yes, okay.

Well, it's time for a woman damn.

Grasp your labia. Let's do this, yeah!

Oh my God!

- Oh, she hit the bone. - Sorry.

Wow, that's a fantastic dress.

Oh, I found our names.

Here I am and here you are.

- Thank you. - Mm-hm.

Valerie Goudsmid.

Naturally.

Sorry, I didn't recognize you.

The American accent threw me.

Hm?

I thought you were British.

Mm. Yes.

I was born in Australia.

But my father is German.

In the sea army. An Oberstleutnant.

This is how I grew up, you know, everywhere.

I went to medical school at Paree...

..than my residency in Texas,

so I don't know what accent that is will fly out of my mouth.

Oh.

Oh, sorry, yes, I'm...

I'm Kevin Wu.

Thank you very much.

Now that we're here

I feel like we really should have a plan.

A plan!

Kevin.

You become Valerie and I must be Kevin.

It is a gender neutral name.

No genders wants to be called Kevin.

Can we just have one? Thank you.

Kevin Wu.

Yes, that's me.

I... I didn't think you...

Oh well...

David, um...

It actually is a gender neutral name.

Yes. Move with the times.

Yes. Be sensible, man.

Okay, well, I was just reading your report

to mandatory sentencing.

It's... a bit draconian, don't you think?

No evidence that it works that way an effective deterrent everywhere.

Um, she was drunk when she wrote it.

She has a drinking problem.

That was actually tea.

Lie to me. I don't care.

But if you lie to yourself, you break my heart.

Shall we?

The conference starts now.

It was nice meeting you, David.

- Fuck! - Uh-uh.

Oh God.

Everyone stand up.

Good afternoon.

Thank you.

So, shall we get started?

We agree the status quo doesn't work,

but we still need to be convinced

that there is some merit in tolerance zones.

And if you allow women to work in the prostitution business

to continue their trade and indeed...

..offer them concessions

and effects,

it will send totally the wrong message...

..mainly because it legitimizes it

what is a criminal offense.

You don't encourage someone to make something of her life

if you just offer them the easy way out.

I'm sorry, Valerie,

there was something you wanted to contribute

between naps?

Actually, Neil, I do have something to say.

No, no, no, no. Shh. Shh. Shh.

Easy way out?

You once fought an ex-Marine over a can of corn?

You have to sleep sometime in a waste container

because you were afraid of rape or worse?

Because I did.

So yeah, maybe I've done a few pretty ugly things in my life,

but I didn't survive alone.

I thrived!

What is it that you find So threatening, Neil?

That women should be paid for something

you think what you are entitled to for free?

- Yes! - That's it!

I agree.

That kind of personal attacks is completely unjustified.

You know what, Neil?

Fuck the police!

Oh.

No.

Two, four, six, eight!

Stop the violence! Stop the hate!

Two, four, six, eight!

Destroy the police state!

No, no, no, no, no, no.

When I say, "Whose streets?" you say, “Our streets.”

Whose streets?

- Let's try again. OK. - No.

When I say, "Whose streets?" you say, “Our streets.”

Whose streets?

No.

Our streets.

Sorry I'm late. I'm Valerie.

- Oh, damn. - I think this is my chair.

Oh. Um...

Your Lord Supreme Judge,

Um, I was wondering if I could talk to you about it

a posthumous marriage.

Um... I guess that's not the case now Still a very good time, right?

Who are you?

- Oh! Um, I'm... - She's Kevin Wu.

Jesus, your hands are freezing!

It's like being abused by a penguin! Eug!

In retrospect, probably yes should have had a plan.

Look, the mushroom layer is the best part.

You certainly don't want that just a small snack?

No.

- No? - No.

- OK. - Um, you know what?

Eh, not that I should, eh,

trust your judgment in light of your recent actions, but...

..do you think this is the whole wedding thing crazy?

'Bonkers' is such a cute word.

Almost as cute as 'tea cozy'.

Yes.

Yes, no. No. No, no, no.

I mean, have you...

Like, you think that this is insane?

- Is it crazy? - Certainly.

Okay, you don't get it what I say.

What I mean is, like, am i wrong?

No. Not at all.

Yeah, look now that... that must...

That should get going a load of alarm bells

because the only person who gets it me is practically certifiable.

Yes.

Oh, what?

So I have to carry a stupid white dress

and you won't even wear it a flashing bow tie?

No, no, no.

It's not about your dress. I don't care about your dress.

It's just about how, you know,

you seem so uncomfortable with everything, you know?

I mean, are you so ashamed? getting married

that's the only way that we can have this wedding

is if it is in quotes?

Because whenever you talk to everyone about it, it's always,

"Oh, no, no, no, it's not a wedding.

"It's a conscious link."

“Oh no, it's not a wedding. It's a visa scam."

Oh my God! Have a sense of humor.

You are so serious and American.

I'm sorry. I just...

I feel like you just said yes

because there were a lot of people there.

And that's up to me. That's up to me.

I went along the big dumb romantic gesture.

I'll be honest, Nathan, I don't know what else you want from me.

I just want to have the feeling this means just as much to you

as it means to me.

Well, that's impossible.

Besides, no one knows how they will feel that in fifty years.

W...

You say Don't believe in marriage?

I mean, it's important to you, so I'll marry you.

What I do promise is that

I will always be honest with you about how I feel.

Always. So...

Yes, but you ended up every relationship you've had.

Yes.

Yes, I escaped from them before they turned bad,

but the point is I'm trying with you, Nathan.

I'm fucking trying.

Actually, you would prefer that We were just like my parents?

They don't even sleep in the same room as each other.

I actually don't even think so don't like each other anymore.

Life isn't like that 'The Partridge Family'

where everyone just get on a damn bus

and sings feel-good songs.

Wow. So you 'try'?

- Yes. - OK.

Well, I'm sorry,

but I don't think so someone should try it

if it's someone they love.

That shouldn't be the case a kind of Herculean effort.

Oh, my God, I actually can't believe we'll do this again.

Just because I don't say it always, that doesn't mean...

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That's not what it's about, okay?

What matters here is the fact that I'm excited

I'm the one control everything -

like, everything!

I'm the one who made us finally set up a date.

I bought the custom pinatas for us, the lanterns.

I even designed the bouquet!

Maybe I care too much,

but you don't seem to to care at all.

That's not fair, Nathan. That's not fair.

Yes? I know you haven't started yet writing your vows.

You know what?

I actually think you are scarred by your mother's departure

that you try lock me up.

But the truth is, Nathan... in real life,

families will fall apart your damn heart.

Hi!

Have you seen this one?

I feel like fucking my uncle

and riding a mechanical bull, goddammit.

Come on!

And here. And here again.

And here.

And here.

A letter with the request a posthumous marriage,

also known as necrogamy.

'Necrogamy'.

Saves the need to fake a lifetime of orgasms, I think.

It's from Mrs. Gemma Fitzgerald.

She was here at the conference impersonate Kevin Wu.

Oh yes, her.

Did you hear that Kevin Wu have an alcohol problem?

I know. Should I send him? flowers for you?

Why? He's an alcoholic, not an expectant mother.

No, draft a letter.

"Dear Mrs. Fitzgerald, yadda, yadda, yadda. No."

I looked at it and technically -

I mean, technically...

her request is not without legal basis.

The Posthumous Marriage Act of 1807

has been made during the Napoleonic Wars

to enable engaged couples separated by war

and ultimately death

to marry.

The law has never been annulled, so technically...

You have such a face definitely asking to be spanked.

Fuck me with a pickle. Dylan Campbell.

God! I miss him.

Wow.

You're... you're pregnant.

- I don't know. -Haha!

Come in.

Come on.

Everyone, this is Dylan Campbell.

Dylan Campbell!

What are you doing here?

I'm so sorry.

Oh, wow. Yes. OK.

Yes. Yes, thanks...

This is Nathan's best friend from home.

-Dylan. - Hi.

I just wanted to be with people

who knew and loved him, you know?

And my flight was non-refundable, so...

Fuck me with two pickles!

What?

We have a meeting with the Lord Chief Justice.

No!

What?! Audrey!

- Oh! - We did it!

- Guys, how great is this? - Mm!

- It's around here. - Thank you.

Some of these books are hundreds of years old,

that is only a few years younger

then the Lord Chief Justice.

- Don't tell her I said that. - No.

Shh.

Thank you very much for your willingness to meet us,

especially after, uh... what happened last time.

Yes, love makes us doing crazy things, right?

For what it's worth,

I agreed with what you said at the conference.

Neil Ashford's idea of helping vulnerable women

is to lock them up,

so well done to you call him out on his nonsense.

So basically, You're grateful I was there.

- No. You ruined the event. -Oh.

So let's get started owned the company.

- Necrogamy. - A terrible word.

No one has been honored

a posthumous marriage certificate in this country since...

1816.

What I don't understand is, why marry him?

It would be purely symbolic.

Yes, but most marriages aren't only symbolic things?

I mean, rings, certificates...

they're all just symbols, aren't they?

No, I would have to disagree with you there,

speak like someone who is married and divorced

more than once.

No, like rings and certificates

was the only thing we had to live with...

No.

Marriage does not exist in the symbolic,

but now in real life.

Have you heard of Irene Jodart?

Remind me.

Well, she was this woman in France

those in the fifties her fiancé was murdered

when this dam broke

and it killed some a hundred other people.

And then President de Gaulle came to visit the village,

she begged him to make her marry her fiancé

and he agreed.

And maybe that's why the pressure of the media

or maybe it was because he felt sorry for her

or maybe it was because he understood

that sometimes the symbolic is all you have.

Oh.

Mm. Well, you know the problem with the French, right?

They're just too...

French?

Look, if I even want to consider it your proposal,

I need the family's approval.

- Oh, well, I mean... - I approve.

And you have to demonstrate it without a doubt

that Mr Petraszewski

would have married you if he hadn't died.

Yes, we have the...

And a statement of intent to marry

won't get you anywhere.

I could give Alan here a letter with my intention

to do Pilates tonight,

but he knows it as well as I do that I'm sitting on the couch at home

drink a bottle of Malbec.

Just that one bottle?

I'll make the jokes, thank you, Alan.

No, I'm afraid what what you ask is impossible.

No.

If they can imitate the moon countries, nothing is impossible.

We will find proof for you and this woman will marry my brother.

Do you even exist inside your mind for five minutes?

Thank you very much for your time.

I'll see you.

OK. Um, I think I got it everything you need here.

Um, so I have a copy from the menu.

Oh yes.

And I have too a copy of the invoice

which shows the date you have booked

and how much of the deposit you have already paid.

So enough evidence you were planning a wedding,

I should think.

Yes. That's... that's great. Thank you very much, Tim.

That's really helpful.

I think this is probably not the case the best time,

but then you think, “When is the best time?”

And then you end up somewhere never actually asked.

What?

I don't want to speak evil of the dead...

Oh, my God, Tim! What are you talking about?

I'm pretty sure...

..I caught Nathan cheating.

- What?! - My brother would never...

I saw him go to the men's room and he was...

He was on his phone.

And?

He was on the phone, Gemma!

Completely compromised the integrity of the event

if dishonest people think so can just google the answers.

Oh, the quiz. He's talking about cheating on the quiz. OK.

What the fuck are you talking about?

And more importantly, Why do you look like a groundhog?

-Audrey... - What... How...

The questions don't write yourself, okay?

The theme montage and accompanying soundtrack

doesn't cut itself up.

So if someone doesn't respect the no-phone policy,

it's like saying it doesn't matter what I do.

It's like saying I don't care.

I just called you a rodent. You don't matter!

My brother is dead and you focus on trivia,

which, by definition, is trivial!

I'm sorry about that your brother is dead,

but you don't care excuse to be overly rude.

You were once given a kick in the ass by a pregnant woman?

Can you calm down and stop? Overturn the furniture, please?

You keep looking at me like I'm crazy

and this fetus and me will ruin you!

Okay, okay. Yes.

I assume you no longer do that

wants to continue with the wedding booking.

Oh no, it's wonderful to have it here. That would be great.

Thanks, Tim.

- Oh. - Feel this.

- Oh no. What actually? - No, no, really.

- Oh. Aa! - Do you feel that?

- God, that's crazy. - Wait, you too?

Yes, yes, that's really weird. Wow.

- Sorry. - No, that's...

Yes.

God.

I didn't tell Nathan about the baby.

I thought he, you know, "What's wrong with you?

'You just keep jumping one poorly thought out decision

"to another."

You know, I-I-I think so I've been proud of you.

You create a family for someone.

- Real? Do you think? - Yes.

I mean, he would be super critical

about your decision-making, Certainly.

Evidently, there is so much to criticize.

Yes, but I think so he would support you.

You know what? In fact, I'm sure.

He would support you.

Um...

You know how I, uh, Didn't you make it for Christmas?

I missed my flight because

I didn't have the bus ticket to get to the airport.

I had €6.37 in my account and nowhere to sleep. Um...

I mean, where were your friends?

I'm not really good at it the friends thing.

I want them, but after a while, they don't really want me.

So Nathan dies thinking that I don't care about him.

He is the only person in my life what I care about

and I let him think that because I didn't have that...

Come on. Come here.

We'll never be okay again, are we?

No. Probably not.

Okay, come on.

I have a wedding dress to try.

Oh, drum roll. Yes.

This is the... Oh!

Oh, wow. Oh, my God.

- Yes. - Yes.

- Yes. Oh God. - Delicious.

Yes. I think...

I just think it's likely, maybe half an inch...

- Oh, that's... -..too wide.

No, that's easy. Let's see.

I don't want to have to wear it a bra, so I want that support.

- A bit of a lift? - Yes, yes. Precisely.

So just whatever you do there.

Okay, wait a minute. So let's try that. A little... Wait a minute.

- Perfect. - A bit like that.

Is there a way to, like, bring in its bones

to lift it or is that something crazy to suggest?

No, that's...

I mean, it's very traditional, but I like it.

And then we have pockets.

What?

- Yes. - Oh!

- Oh, my God! No way! - Yes.

Finally bags! It has pockets!

You know? Just, like, you would never think of it.

Is that dress strictly appropriate?

Well, I don't know what's appropriate, mom,

but this is the dress that I chose to wear,

so that's what i wear.

Yes, and that's you absolutely smoked in it.

Your husband is going to die. Hm?

Gemma, I'm trying be supportive, but...

Mommy, don't, 'I won't do that I'm trying to nag you." Stop it.

I don't know what what you're talking about

'If you don't want that with your face be so clearly asymmetrical,

“Why don't you just tilt it?”

Stop it.

Well, it's less obvious when you tilt it to the left.

Excuse me, Jilly, Would you, uh...

Could you give us a moment, Please?

- No, absolutely. - Thanks, honey.

Gemma, look, celebrate. call it a wedding.

Why do you have to make it legal?!

- Because you have to, Mom. - Gemma, what you need...

Oh, what I need, mama,

is that everyone has to stop Tell me what I need!

I brought bubbles!

Sweet!

Thank you very much.

Cheers.

- That's for you. - Thank you.

Party. Yes?

Isn't she beautiful, huh?

- Oh well. - You look really beautiful.

No, it's tasteful, but fun.

Traditional, but sexy.

So your mother can be proud of you,

but later in the bedroom, Mom's not here, oh!

You know what I'm talking about. Ah!

The groom is dead!

This is too much. Here. Take that.

Thanks for dinner.

Don't mention it.

Oh, I really loved that boy, you know.

What should I do?

What, let's be a girl Mrs Havisham?

A fool in a wedding dress?

I'll do whatever it takes to get her there.

I promise you there will be no wedding.

Mo! You said this would be accessible!

Yes, Mo, you did indeed say that.

Um, okay. I literally have I just got free admission.

I think the sentence you are search is 'thank you'.

- Thank you. - Yes. Thank you.

Go find some seats.

I think I'll go need something to drink first.

I'll bring you some milk.

Thank you. Thank you.

Whoo-whoo-whoo! Take that down!

Um, baby, baby,

I feel like I have it second thoughts on this.

No.

I promised Lorraine that we would get her to call it off.

If we can just make her cry, make her feel something.

Look, I know, but alcohol, mental health -

they are messy bedfellows.

Just think about it my aunt Patrick.

She's not allowed no more sharp objects.

She has to cut her meat with a spoon.

Yes, we can get it some more tequilas, please?

Line them up!

Let me see you sweat, you dirty little cocks!

Champion!

Aa!

- Oh! Yes, yes. - No, no, no.

- No? - No, no, no.

Okay, okay.

I'm just going...

Shhh! Thank you.

Wow!

This is for you! Take a sip.

- Take a sip. - OK.

A sip. Take a sip. To take...

Wow. No, no.

Mm!

Love you. We are here for you, Gem.

- Gem, Gem-Avg. Boop! -Oh.

Because alcohol helps when you feel sad.

I have a book, 'Widow to widow'...

Yes.

..and it says, um,

that your tears contain hormones and potassium in it

and that makes you feel better after you let it all out.

So yeah, you just have to...

You have to get out your potassium, girl.

Wow, I think you've had enough, Ruthie.

No, no, because you are not grieving, so you don't have to...

You need catharsis...

..so that you...

I'm sorry.

- Rutte! Oh, my God. - You're crying!

What's wrong?

Oh, boo-boo!

What are you doing?

What... what... what am I doing now?

Yes! What are you doing, fat cheese?

Okay, I... I can be honest. Um...

I'm quite confused about Nathan.

I just feel...

More alone than that have you ever felt?

Yes.

If that makes you feel better,

if i was honest and had no self-esteem,

I would totally do you.

Thank you.

Oh, Ruth, what happened?

- It's... it's Frank. - What?

Frank.

He... he said I was too, like, stiff...

..and too tense.

No, no, no, no, no.

So I stopped feel comfortable

being naked around him.

Hybrid.

And he said that I just wasn't nice.

Oh no! Come here!

He left me a month ago.

- What?! - Yes.

Why didn't you tell me?

I'm sorry. I'm just so humiliated now.

Come here! Oh, boo-boo! No!

I feel foolish like foolish Billy.

You're not stupid Billy.

Look at me. You're not a loser, Ruth.

- I'm not a fool? - You're not a fool.

Never say that about yourself.

He's a stupid Billy. Son of a bitch. He's an asshole!

-Billy. -Billy.

-Billy! -Billy!

Oh, now I laughed too hard. I have to pee.

Oh no!

I actually have to pee. Wait a minute.

- OK. - Yes, yes.

Sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry. Do you know where the toilet is?

- Down there, honey. - Is it just there?

OK. Sorry.

If ever there was a lady who... I needed Dylan's intervention...

- Ask her to dance. - Rutte?!

She's way out of my league.

Yes, but she's drunk.

thus its standards basically do not exist.

I'm not the man who attacks drunk women.

No, no, no, I didn't say you were

but you can be a friend, right?

asks for a friendly dance, cheer up a friend who is blue?

Oh God. Sorry.

Hmm.

OK. Agree. Ooh! Sorry.

Hey, Ruth, did you want...

I...

Oh. Is that the queue? Is that the queue?

Oh my God I'm going to wet myself. Aa!

Sorry.

-Ruth, have you... - Aah.

Ruth, do you want to dance?

Fuck sake!

Dylan, what are you doing?

He is American,

so that explains a lot of confidence.

Oh! Oh!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

- I just pissed myself off! - What?

- I'm pissing myself! - Oh, damn!

Oh my God! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!

Oh baby, no!

I don't know what to do.

- I got you. - What?

What? What? What?

Hey, everyone!

- Oh, my... - It's me!

I'm the one peeing on the floor.

Thank you very much! Thank you!

Oh!

Greece. A small island. Folegandros.

- Looks beautiful. - Oh, that's true.

We are, uh...

We went there for our honeymoon.

Do you fly in and out of Athens?

Yes, or you can go via Santorini

and then take a small ferry.

Mm. Can you make a note of that?

Mm-hm.

So my answer is still no.

What?

I'm satisfied with it Nathan meant to marry you,

but you made me believe that's his family

had already given permission.

- But she did. - We did. I have.

But his mother, your mother, Margaretha Petraszewski,

now Cahill is still alive.

We haven't seen her in more than 20 years.

- I'm his closest family. - Legally speaking, no.

What, so, because They have a bad mother,

You're going to deny Nathan his last wish?

How is that fair?

Maybe my sympathy got the better of me

and I led you to think so this was more possible

than it actually was.

What does that mean?

It means to break with 200 years of congress

costs more than a café voucher and some holiday snaps.

I'm sorry if it sounds cruel, but the law is the law.

My hands are tied.

Gemma, where are you going?

Honestly, Audrey, to find your mother.

What?

Yes, I know, but do you have that too? any better ideas?

No, I didn't think so.

So...

The jury was visible moved by the witness's testimony

which has been running for some time

and was full of it poignant details.

This case is one of the most complex

be fought before this court

and will run for a few more weeks.

Defend love!

Love on trial!

Defend love! Love on trial!

Why are you a hot dog?

Because I don't do slutty nurse.

Why? Do you want to be the hot dog?

No!

Defend love! Love on trial!

Excuse me. Excuse me.

- Excuse me, please. - Hot dogs are not illegal.

Yes, sorry, I wouldn't know all about it, love,

but could you keep it? Is this driveway free?

- Thank you. - Whose love is on trial then?

I'm glad you asked.

Okay, Margaret. Where are you?

Oh, Jesus.

Hey, Krish. Are you okay?

I see the madman is still here.

There is actually quite a one Interesting story Anita.

Real? How interesting?

Um, well, what do you know about necrogamy?

What, someone shaved a corpse?

No. Not yet.

Hello, hello. My name is Gemma Fitzgerald.

I wonder so Does a Margaret Cahill live there?

No, not here. Sorry.

They say love never dies

and the people behind me take that very literally.

They are part of a growing movement

supporting one woman's desire to marry her deceased fiancé.

Hi. I'm Gemma Fitzgerald.

I'm looking for a Margaret Cahill.

And now for one interesting story from London,

value

divides the nation.

We caught up with the manager

of the wedding location.

Whether you are get married posthumously

or pre-humous marriage,

we've got it all covered.

We're doing a Sunday roast on a Wednesday

because we don't care.

But not everyone is happy.

It's disgusting!

You have to admit, it's a bit crooked.

I mean, what about sex?

This woman condemns herself to a life of celibacy.

I was married for many years before that happened.

He was getting married a wonderful woman.

He was a happy man...

..until he died.

Love is hard to find, you know,

but what Nathan and Gemma had is real love.

That's why there are so many people support them.

We want to know what that feels like like, to be loved like that.

Wow!

Yes!

Hello, my name is Gemma

and I search a Margaret Cahill

who used to call Margaretha Petraszewski.

Hello?

Sorry. What do you want?

Um...

Is... is this... Is this Margaretha?

Um, you had a son and a daughter Nathan and Audrey shouted

and I don't really know how to tell this

but Nathan died.

And I know this may sound like it kinda weird,

but we got married

and I still really want that,

but to do that,

I need the approval of the family

or the relatives,

and, uh, that's you.

Um, sorry. Are you still there?

Don't call here again.

Oh... oh, Margaret, please don't hang up.

Please, please.

Oh shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit!

Oh.

Oh, my God.

We are trending so hard now.

more than 226,000 followers.

We gained about 19,000 followers since this morning.

That is an increase of 17%.

Wow, it sounds like you just made up that number.

Maybe, but people all over the world -

Nairobi,Ecuador, Fiji, Helsinki -

talk about you and Nathan.

I bring people together inspired by love and goodwill.

I'm like Bono, but I don't cringe.

I found her. Your mother.

I mean, she hung up but it's her. She's in Oregon.

Gemma, we don't need her.

Audrey, the law doesn't care about likes on Twitter.

I know your heart is good place, but a car is coming.

I have to get married in three days

and I don't really have time pretend

that's one of your plans is going to work.

OK.

What are you doing?

You weren't thinking seriously

you would go See my mother without me?

I think I could just hang in here.

But you came all this way.

I can't see her and I can't, you know...

- Are you sure? - Go ahead.

- Are you sure? - Yes.

God.

Don't do this.

Yes?

Margaret. Hi. Um...

I'm Gemma. We spoke on the phone.

And, uh, this is Audrey.

Is she with the father?

Um, no, it's a surrogacy, Actually.

Does she have her own children?

That's smart. How much does she get?

- Don't know. - Why not?

Maybe if you invite her, she could...

She would be here if she wanted to.

Oh, uh, sorry.

Um, this is Nathan.

He looks exactly like my father.

Wow.

Do you have children's photos? from Nathan?

- I've never seen one before. - No.

Waiting for you some kind of grand statement?

No. No, I... I don't expect it to explain something to you.

There is no reason.

I just wasn't cut out for it a wife and a mother.

No judgment here.

Well, that's BS.

Everyone judges.

It's just you and him and the children scream

and “How are we going pay for this new drywall?”

There is no happy ever after.

You know, I actually didn't think so

I was cut out for it too

but then Nathan believed so much happily ever after

that sometimes I could just imagine it...

The boy was smart, but he never understood it.

I don't think that's true.

What do you want from me?

Well, it's like I said on the phone.

I can't marry Nathan without it permission from his family

or his close relatives, and that's you.

So you want me to sign some paper

that says you can be the wife of my dead son?

Yes, I... I... I know sounds... strange.

Look, I know you came a long way

and I tried to be polite,

but i don't know you...

Oh, Margaret, please.

..and I don't know that man

and all this, If you'll excuse my French,

smells like horse poop, so if you don't mind,

I think you should leave.

- Oh, Margaret, please. Please. - Go away.

Oh no, you do owe him. You owe him, Margaret.

You... you hurt your children so much,

but I actually think that you could be in pain

because you missed it.

They turned out great

and you would be so lucky to have them in your life.

So, please, just do this one thing.

Do you know what I think? You're right. We don't need her.

Come on.

Are you okay?

I'm doing well.

Like someone who is well practiced

in the art of passive aggression,

I know when someone says they are doing well,

it means they are not doing well.

There's nothing wrong.

"There's nothing wrong." That's worse.

That means something is there absolutely wrong.

And if anyone God forbid, says:

“Well, what do you think? is it going wrong?"

that's how you know you're going to spend the night

that will be handed to you.

"Good, What do you think is wrong?"

Brat.

Oh dear!

Oh, my God.

- Wow! - Oh no!

I told Ruth that I didn't want a bachelor party.

I'm not even carrying the right clothes!

Yes, she knows.

She organized a bachelor party for me, right?

- And a stripper. - No, stop it!

Yes.

'Björn Bigg'. More like Bjorn Average, buddy.

OK.

- Oh well. - Hi.

Hello!

- Hello, Gem. - Gemma, Gemma, Gemma, Gemma.

- Hello, Gem. How are you? Sit down. - This is quite small.

Agree.

Gem? Gem, will you a tea or something?

- Did you know? - No.

I wouldn't...

Thank you, Rutte.

Okay, whatever you do are planning,

please don't do this.

- Gem, we all love you. - Gem, why don't you sit down?

Um, no. You know what?

I'm not sitting down, Mo, because I'm leaving.

We just want to give you something advice or something.

Oh my God! Wow.

We just want to talk for you, Gemma.

Gemma, we just want to talk to you.

Mom, can you give that to me? the keys, please?

- Give me the keys. - Gemma!

- Give me the keys, Mom! - Stop it!

Now, Gemma, marriage is about building a future.

Yes, no, tell me what it is about. You have a great one.

There is no future with Nathan.

It's terrible, it's unfair, but Nathan is no longer there.

Yes, I know that very well. Thank you, mom.

Well, you don't act like it.

Am I not acting correctly, Ruth?

Am I not following the protocols?

described in 'Widow to Widow'?

It's unhealthy this strange fixation on...

Oh, so I'm weird now, huh?

Am I a bit off balance? like my asymmetrical face?

You can't look past this now,

but you will fall in love with someone again.

Oh my God!

You build a future together with him and you will have children.

Children! Oh, so that's... There's the real agenda!

You want grandchildren and so do I I'm wasting my childbearing years, Mom.

Nobody pressures you have children.

Yes, okay.

Well, you don't have everything the time in the world.

Oh, so I'm running out of time Well, is that me, Mom?

Then come, Mo! Impregnate me!

Give me that seed!

- Gemma, what are you doing? - Gemma!

Please impregnate me if the nearest unrelated male.

Gemma, stop it!

Give me your cum! Make mommy happy!

Nathan wouldn't want you to throw your life away.

You don't know what Nathan would want.

How would she know that? what Nathan would want?

Listen, Lorraine, Gemma could stay home all day,

take Nathan's name of gas and electricity.

She would still feel terrible!

- Thank you. - This is all your fault.

Let her think that this is romantic and honorable,

while it's actually terrible, terribly pointless.

I was just trying to help.

Audrey is the only one who gets it.

- You know what I get? - Go on, Ruth. Insert your oar.

That you have been admitted through all this -

the protest, the media,

go to America to distract yourself

because you never wanted to marry him in the first place.

Do you think so? I didn't like Nathan?

- I didn't say that. - You know what?

Fuck off, Rutte. Fuck you all.

- gem... - No, Nathan wanted a family.

He wanted a house.

He wanted something sturdy

and therefore I have agreed to marry you.

That's why.

And... and that's what I said when I said

that I will always love you,

I will never do that walk towards you.

That's the promise I made.

Well, we are not going to stand by and watch and watch you hurt yourself.

Please, daddy.

Give me the keys.

Okay, honey.

Please, Gem.

Well, that went well, didn't it?

It'll be fine.

I promise you it will be fine.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God, what are you doing? Are you kidding?

I misunderstood. I thought you...

I'm getting married tomorrow your brother.

You're fucking crazy.

Yes, but that's it what you like about me.

Audrey, this is no joke.

Not everything is a damn joke.

I'm just trying makes you laugh.

And...

We just got so close

and you understand me in a way that no one else understands me and...

Don't know. My hormones.

What, you're the one to blame Your pregnancy now?

God. I'm sorry, sir, Can you stop the car, please?

Gemma, wait.

No, I... Oh, my God. I don't...

I actually don't even know what else I do.

Sir, can you please hurry up and stop?

You know what? Actually, everyone is right about you.

You're fucking crazy, but I'm worse

because I have been the one who listens to you.

I just want you to stay away from me, Audrey.

I don't know what I'm doing Grizz.

Well, no one does.

I thought maybe I did it for you,

that maybe I can show you.

Maybe it's just that I can't accept it...

Am I crazy?

I can't answer that, boo bear. I'm dead.

Oh, Mrs. Chen,

I didn't have a shower after 9:30 p.m., I swear.

I see that, darling.

This came yesterday.

Baby, look, I'm... I'm so, so...

Ruth, just listen to me.

The wedding has started again and, Yes, before you say anything,

yes, i know I canceled the wedding,

but I cancel the cancellation.

I get it - Approval from Nathan's mother.

But the ceremony is inside less than two hours, Gem!

- There's no time! - Well noted, Ruth.

All we have to do is get the Lord Chief Justice to...

Oh, my God, my eyebrows looks like a real yeti.

How did this happen? Audrey!

Oh, we have to find Audrey. We have to find Audrey.

She's already at the airport.

I gave her the first deputy, the VA320 to Chicago.

I don't care! We have to go to the airport!

We have to find her!

Um, Ruth, I'll see you soon.

I couldn't get an Uber.

My rating is too low.

Where have you even stayed last night?

As I told you,

I am very resourceful.

She saw you on television,

you know, with the media and the campaign and everything.

Your mother has changed her mind because of you, Audrey.

Let's finish this for Nathan.

Move it, ladies. We have a wedding to go to.

Wow! Ruth, you are a sweetheart!

Frank is missing something!

I know. Get in.

Oh.

Oh no.

- Is that a quick fix? - Um...

Yes, the time has come! It's on! It's on!

Um, but... but wait, What happened?

- I don't understand. - Tell Mo, uh, the rings.

- To take the rings. - Oh, sorry.

- Do you have the rings? - Yes, I have them.

What, am I supposed to be there now?

- I'm so sorry. - Yes.

- Would you mind just... - Like now.

Okay, uh, yeah, I'll see you there soon.

It's my stop. Sorry, guys.

- Oh, buddy. - Wait a minute.

- We really... - Wait a minute.

Can you give the pins back, Please?

Shit!

Come on! Put your back into it!

Oh, my God. I'm going drop it. I'm going to drop it.

Come on!

I'm coming!

My dress is so big!

Oh! Sorry!

That's the Corpse Bride, that. Can I get a photo?

-Ruth, come on! - Oh yes, yes.

- Sorry, sir! - Oh, I love the wig!

- It's a lot of fun. - Come on!

Come here.

Oh, the machine!

Just put the boxes there and get through it.

OK.

Sorry. If only you could take off your shoes.

Oh.

Okay, kids. Let's sit down.

Oh, come on!

Bloody stilts.

Right.

Oh, come on!

Fine. OK.

Oh!

OK.

Oh, you have to... I don't fucking believe it!

Fine.

Okay, fine.

Fine, good.

Why are you looking away? Why are you looking away?

It's just a body. Wow!

Right.

It's okay. Just keep going. You're doing well.

- Yes, is that me? Are you sure? Are you sure? - Yes.

Thanks, girls. Let's go.

Come on, come on. Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go, go!

Hello. Hello.

God! Who designs these things?

What do you think you're doing?!

Nathan's mother gave us permission.

I want my marriage license.

We are in a meeting.

- Love waits for no one. - Shut up, Alan!

You said I needed it from his family approval. Well, I get it.

So just sign it.

Oh, hey, David.

Kevin.

Fine. So it is given her approval.

- You can't expect me to just... - No!

I can't just...

No!

You can't expect me...

Fine.

- Love conquers. - Yes!

You get your license.

Thank you!

Oh! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Oh, thank you, Lord of Justice.

- Goodbye. - Where are you going?

This is the most exciting part that ever happened.

Meh!

Just to be clear, you are a sweetheart.

That was very sweet you just did it.

Mm.

Maybe that's just me a great old romantic.

Are you okay?

Let me take that.

- Do you want me to take that? - Yes.

You got this.

Oh, my God.

My arms. Oh, my arms.

Oh. What? Oh.

- What is this? - I think it's for you.

- Thank you! - You make me sick!

- Hi! - Sick!

Oh, what, you don't have that? something better in your life?

- Shh, it's mostly fun. - You don't know my story!

Shh.

Where's Mom?

Sorry.

Oh no.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Dad.

I should have told him every day

how much he meant to me

and I never told him.

I never told him.

Hey, you. Hey, you.

He thought I was getting married him because he chose me,

but I chose him.

I chose him every day.

Oh, Mom.

Quiet, quiet.

- Come on. - I'm sorry.

No. Let's go. Come on.

Come on.

I got you.

This is how she has to say goodbye.

Agree?

- OK? - Yes.

- Yes. - Yes.

- Yes. - Yes!

Are you okay?

Please sit down.

Welcome everyone,

to the wedding from Gemma and Nathan.

None of us have ever been there a wedding like this.

Gemma, will you take Nathan with you? your lawful spouse,

be loving and faithful and faithful to him?

I do.

This ring is a continuous circle

symbolizes the infinite and eternal love.

I am very happy to express...

Nathan and Gemma man and woman.

Whoo-hoo-hoo! Wow!

Whoohoo!

- A... - A...

-..two... -..two...

-..three... -..three...

Wow! No, no, no, no, no. Let's leave Nathan.

Three.

Hello.

Um, uh, welcome to...

..What... whatever this is.

You know, Nathan wanted us to do that write our own vows,

which I think was because he wanted me to do that just once

hear how I really felt.

Um, so, uh...

God.

Um... Oh, my God.

Ah.

I was sleeping and was immediately inside in the middle of a good dream

And suddenly I wake up

Of something that lasts knocking on my brain

Before I go crazy

I hold my pillow against my head

And jump up in my bed

I scream out the words I'm afraid of.

The bride's father ladies and gentlemen.

Oh well.

I push the beds together this evening.

Oh my God Audrey! Check it out!

We have decorated the nursery! Isn't it cute?!

Please RSVP for the baby shower. See you soon!

I'm not weird that you peed on strangers.

But you should know...

..I really like strong women.

I'm furious.

- Photo time. Gemma and...? - Oh, Audrey.

She's, uh, my sister.

Come here. Oh no, a photo from the prom.

Okay, buddy?

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