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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:16,534 --> 00:01:18,408 IN 2 00:03:38,742 --> 00:03:41,283 THE SECOND ACT 3 00:04:22,867 --> 00:04:24,075 Your plan's weird. 4 00:04:24,617 --> 00:04:25,616 My plan? 5 00:04:25,826 --> 00:04:29,075 How many favors have I done you? 6 00:04:30,242 --> 00:04:33,366 Yeah, you're a real friend. No question about it. 7 00:04:33,617 --> 00:04:34,950 You shouldn't hesitate. 8 00:04:35,201 --> 00:04:37,366 Look, in principle, I'm up for it. 9 00:04:37,617 --> 00:04:41,658 I just need to know a bit more before I take the plunge. 10 00:04:41,909 --> 00:04:43,325 What's the catch? 11 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,825 Why would there be a catch? 12 00:04:46,076 --> 00:04:48,116 I'm not stupid, there must be. 13 00:04:48,367 --> 00:04:49,950 Willy, I promise there isn't. 14 00:04:50,242 --> 00:04:52,283 - Come off it. - There isn't! 15 00:04:53,242 --> 00:04:54,950 Is she ugly or what? 16 00:04:55,201 --> 00:04:57,741 You haven't been listening to me. 17 00:04:58,284 --> 00:04:59,825 She's gorgeous. 18 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:03,200 She's beautiful. She's got a great body. 19 00:05:03,617 --> 00:05:04,908 Why be so suspicious? 20 00:05:05,159 --> 00:05:07,825 Because something's not right. 21 00:05:08,076 --> 00:05:10,200 A gorgeous girl is after you. 22 00:05:10,492 --> 00:05:11,825 OK, that's credible. 23 00:05:12,076 --> 00:05:14,825 And instead of you getting her, 24 00:05:15,117 --> 00:05:17,033 you want me to step in? 25 00:05:17,326 --> 00:05:18,741 Yeah, it's crystal clear. 26 00:05:18,992 --> 00:05:20,575 No, it's clear as mud. 27 00:05:20,826 --> 00:05:22,533 Willy, you'll wear me out. 28 00:05:22,826 --> 00:05:25,450 There's something fishy about all this. 29 00:05:25,701 --> 00:05:28,741 Tell me the truth. Spit it out. What is it? 30 00:05:28,992 --> 00:05:30,366 There's no catch. 31 00:05:30,659 --> 00:05:32,283 There's nothing fishy. 32 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:34,908 You're paranoid. 33 00:05:35,159 --> 00:05:36,283 I'm not. 34 00:05:36,534 --> 00:05:39,533 I know you. There must be some funny business. 35 00:05:39,784 --> 00:05:41,366 Spill the beans. 36 00:05:41,617 --> 00:05:43,450 Is she trans or something? 37 00:05:43,701 --> 00:05:44,908 What nonsense! 38 00:05:45,367 --> 00:05:48,075 Where do you get it from? I'd tell you. 39 00:05:48,951 --> 00:05:51,158 And what difference would it make? 40 00:05:51,409 --> 00:05:54,033 It would make a huge difference. 41 00:05:54,284 --> 00:05:56,658 We're not the same on that score. 42 00:05:56,909 --> 00:06:00,491 You play for both teams. I'm tolerant, OK... 43 00:06:00,951 --> 00:06:04,741 But if she's a guy in drag, I couldn't look her in the eye. 44 00:06:05,034 --> 00:06:06,450 It disgusts me. 45 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:08,616 Don't say that, you fool! 46 00:06:08,909 --> 00:06:10,325 I'm just saying. 47 00:06:10,617 --> 00:06:11,950 You can't say that. 48 00:06:12,201 --> 00:06:13,200 Why not? 49 00:06:13,617 --> 00:06:16,491 Because we're not alone. We're being filmed. 50 00:06:17,034 --> 00:06:18,866 Yeah, shit, sorry. 51 00:06:19,784 --> 00:06:22,033 Sorry, I didn't mean to say that. 52 00:06:22,284 --> 00:06:23,366 Forgive me. 53 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:25,408 I meant to say... 54 00:06:25,701 --> 00:06:28,408 - I'll rephrase it. - Yeah, rephrase it. 55 00:06:30,534 --> 00:06:35,450 So, if the woman you want me to meet was a man... 56 00:06:35,701 --> 00:06:38,450 No, that's wrong. "If the woman were." 57 00:06:38,701 --> 00:06:40,491 I'm not educated like you! 58 00:06:40,742 --> 00:06:42,325 - Go on. - Cut it out! 59 00:06:44,492 --> 00:06:47,616 - So? - If this woman were a man... 60 00:06:47,909 --> 00:06:48,741 Yes. 61 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,283 I couldn't... 62 00:06:50,951 --> 00:06:52,033 How can I put it? 63 00:06:52,284 --> 00:06:55,450 ...do the deed with her, or him, 64 00:06:55,701 --> 00:06:58,033 simply because my sexual orientation 65 00:06:58,284 --> 00:07:01,533 unfortunately doesn't allow me to. 66 00:07:01,784 --> 00:07:04,408 Despite all my respect for those people, 67 00:07:04,659 --> 00:07:07,075 their difference is no problem to me. 68 00:07:07,326 --> 00:07:09,825 You're so heavy-handed. Never mind... 69 00:07:10,117 --> 00:07:12,366 I took out the idea of disgust. 70 00:07:12,617 --> 00:07:13,741 Yeah, we heard. 71 00:07:13,992 --> 00:07:15,783 I swear I didn't mean it. 72 00:07:16,076 --> 00:07:18,200 Stop it, you're making it worse. 73 00:07:18,451 --> 00:07:20,658 I promise they don't disgust me. 74 00:07:20,951 --> 00:07:23,575 It's just that in my world... 75 00:07:24,117 --> 00:07:27,033 I know we don't all live in the same world, 76 00:07:27,326 --> 00:07:28,616 but in my world... 77 00:07:29,326 --> 00:07:31,450 a woman can't... 78 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:33,991 How can I put it? ...have... 79 00:07:35,201 --> 00:07:37,866 external genitals. No way! 80 00:07:38,159 --> 00:07:39,366 Stop! Please! 81 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:43,408 It's just that I can't imagine that in my head. 82 00:07:43,659 --> 00:07:45,158 It's like science fiction. 83 00:07:45,451 --> 00:07:47,325 If I imagine a woman 84 00:07:47,617 --> 00:07:50,241 with male genitals, 85 00:07:50,534 --> 00:07:53,158 my brain just cuts out. 86 00:07:53,451 --> 00:07:55,908 Stop it! No-one cares about your brain. 87 00:07:56,201 --> 00:07:57,491 I'm just saying. 88 00:07:57,784 --> 00:07:59,741 Move on. You're making me nervous. 89 00:08:00,034 --> 00:08:02,408 We're straying here. Get on with it. 90 00:08:02,701 --> 00:08:04,408 I'm just explaining. 91 00:08:05,409 --> 00:08:06,366 Sorry. 92 00:08:08,242 --> 00:08:09,325 So... 93 00:08:10,451 --> 00:08:12,533 Florence isn't a trans woman. 94 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,950 She was born a woman. 95 00:08:15,367 --> 00:08:17,116 And she's very pretty. 96 00:08:17,367 --> 00:08:18,408 OK. 97 00:08:18,701 --> 00:08:20,325 I believe you. 98 00:08:20,617 --> 00:08:21,533 Good. 99 00:08:21,826 --> 00:08:25,658 Can I ask you a simple question, buddy, in that case? 100 00:08:25,909 --> 00:08:27,491 What do you want to know? 101 00:08:27,784 --> 00:08:30,158 If your girlfriend's that hot, 102 00:08:30,534 --> 00:08:32,741 why have me nail her instead of you? 103 00:08:33,117 --> 00:08:35,241 You don't listen to a word I say. 104 00:08:35,534 --> 00:08:36,658 I can't! 105 00:08:36,951 --> 00:08:38,241 What do you mean? 106 00:08:38,534 --> 00:08:39,866 I can't nail her! 107 00:08:40,576 --> 00:08:43,241 I can't. Should I say it in Italian? 108 00:08:44,534 --> 00:08:45,491 I just can't. 109 00:08:45,742 --> 00:08:48,283 So, you, the great seducer, 110 00:08:48,576 --> 00:08:51,283 the jackhammer who screws 'em all year long, 111 00:08:51,534 --> 00:08:55,158 you want me to believe you can't service a pretty woman. 112 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:58,075 No, I can't. It's physical. 113 00:08:58,367 --> 00:09:01,158 So, it's physical. So, I was right, she's ugly. 114 00:09:01,451 --> 00:09:03,700 - No, dammit! - It's logical. 115 00:09:04,076 --> 00:09:07,658 Is she in a wheelchair? Don't tell me she's disabled! 116 00:09:07,909 --> 00:09:10,700 Enough with this embarrassing shit! 117 00:09:12,117 --> 00:09:13,700 - Fuck! - What? 118 00:09:13,951 --> 00:09:16,616 Do you want to get us canceled? 119 00:09:16,867 --> 00:09:19,200 Don't say whatever comes into your head! 120 00:09:24,159 --> 00:09:26,450 You'll get us into deep shit. 121 00:09:27,076 --> 00:09:29,616 Behave and say your lines. 122 00:09:30,326 --> 00:09:31,908 Stick to your lines. 123 00:09:32,201 --> 00:09:35,366 I didn't criticize the disabled. I just used the word. 124 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:38,200 It's not a crime. Hang loose. 125 00:09:38,492 --> 00:09:40,075 No, that's just it! 126 00:09:40,326 --> 00:09:43,616 There's absolutely no way I can hang loose! 127 00:09:45,659 --> 00:09:48,783 Willy, you can't mess with such sensitive issues. 128 00:09:49,826 --> 00:09:51,075 Forget it, OK? 129 00:09:51,576 --> 00:09:54,950 Talk about it when you go out drinking, but not here! 130 00:09:56,701 --> 00:09:59,825 I want to keep working. It's not just about you. 131 00:10:00,117 --> 00:10:03,366 Do you hear yourself? "I want to keep working." 132 00:10:03,617 --> 00:10:08,241 Because I say the word "disabled", you're scared you'll lose your job? 133 00:10:08,534 --> 00:10:11,200 - I don't care... - That's not right. 134 00:10:11,451 --> 00:10:15,491 There are things you can't say! I don't make the rules. 135 00:10:15,784 --> 00:10:16,450 OK. 136 00:10:16,701 --> 00:10:18,450 - Wanna do this now? - No. 137 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,491 OK, stick to your lines. 138 00:10:20,742 --> 00:10:22,033 Keep going. 139 00:10:23,242 --> 00:10:27,491 Mel Gibson got lynched by the media for just mentioning the Jews. 140 00:10:27,742 --> 00:10:31,241 - Are you doing it on purpose? - Well, it's interesting. 141 00:10:31,492 --> 00:10:34,950 Yeah, very interesting, but we have a scene to do. 142 00:10:35,159 --> 00:10:37,658 We don't have time. Not now, Willy. 143 00:10:39,117 --> 00:10:40,200 Keep going. 144 00:10:40,617 --> 00:10:43,075 I'll stop talking since it bothers you. 145 00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:46,741 I'll suck it up, but still... So, let's keep going. 146 00:10:48,117 --> 00:10:49,533 So, what was the line? 147 00:10:49,784 --> 00:10:54,241 We were talking about the fact that I can't sleep with Florence. 148 00:10:54,576 --> 00:10:56,991 Yeah, you said it was physical. 149 00:10:57,201 --> 00:11:00,491 I'm not attracted to her at all, do you understand? 150 00:11:00,742 --> 00:11:02,950 She's gorgeous, but it won't work! 151 00:11:03,242 --> 00:11:05,575 So, it's not physical - it's chemical. 152 00:11:05,867 --> 00:11:07,950 Yeah, if you like, it's chemical. 153 00:11:08,576 --> 00:11:10,366 I don't like her smell, 154 00:11:10,617 --> 00:11:12,158 her hands, 155 00:11:12,451 --> 00:11:14,616 or her voice. Nothing about her! 156 00:11:14,909 --> 00:11:16,491 It just doesn't work. 157 00:11:17,326 --> 00:11:19,200 So, you can tell me that. 158 00:11:19,451 --> 00:11:24,241 I can understand that. She's pretty, but she doesn't attract you. 159 00:11:24,492 --> 00:11:27,033 Exactly. That only took you an hour! 160 00:11:27,284 --> 00:11:29,116 So, why all the hassle? 161 00:11:29,367 --> 00:11:32,991 Why not tell her it won't work and send her packing? 162 00:11:33,242 --> 00:11:34,950 Why get me involved? 163 00:11:35,242 --> 00:11:37,075 'Cause she keeps insisting. 164 00:11:37,326 --> 00:11:39,783 I've turned her down for 2 months! 165 00:11:40,034 --> 00:11:43,116 She won't leave me alone, it's hell! 166 00:11:45,242 --> 00:11:46,408 So, she's crazy? 167 00:11:46,701 --> 00:11:47,908 No! 168 00:11:48,576 --> 00:11:51,283 I guess she has a crush on me. 169 00:11:51,534 --> 00:11:54,616 She calls me and texts me non-stop. 170 00:11:55,034 --> 00:11:56,991 Just take her mind off me. 171 00:11:57,284 --> 00:12:01,075 If she's in love, I'm not equipped to win her over. 172 00:12:01,326 --> 00:12:02,783 Come off it, Willy. 173 00:12:03,117 --> 00:12:05,158 Hit on her like you know how! 174 00:12:06,201 --> 00:12:08,491 It'll take 10 minutes. Child's play! 175 00:12:08,784 --> 00:12:13,658 If she's into you, it's no doubt partly 'cause of your money. 176 00:12:13,951 --> 00:12:14,866 What? 177 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:18,116 How can a guy like me steal your thunder? 178 00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:21,033 I live at my mother's, I can't... 179 00:12:21,242 --> 00:12:23,491 What's that got to do with it? 180 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,950 Don't feel inferior. You're handsome! 181 00:12:26,242 --> 00:12:29,533 You're a great guy. What woman could resist? 182 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:33,033 I appreciate you pointing that out. 183 00:12:33,284 --> 00:12:35,450 - Well, it's true. - That's sweet. 184 00:12:35,701 --> 00:12:37,366 You're a great guy, Willy. 185 00:12:37,867 --> 00:12:39,366 You're sexy, too. 186 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,200 Look, we're not... 187 00:12:41,576 --> 00:12:43,241 We're not all... 188 00:12:43,659 --> 00:12:45,366 AC/DC... 189 00:12:45,951 --> 00:12:48,700 I'm a traditional kinda guy. You know me. 190 00:12:52,284 --> 00:12:53,866 You're a jerk, above all. 191 00:12:54,367 --> 00:12:55,866 Think it's funny? 192 00:12:56,159 --> 00:12:59,158 If I say "fag", you think it's funny? Honestly! 193 00:12:59,451 --> 00:13:01,283 When you say that... 194 00:13:01,576 --> 00:13:03,825 It's embarrassing, it really is. 195 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,158 Go on. 196 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,950 So, let's carry on. 197 00:13:08,867 --> 00:13:10,325 I accept your mission. 198 00:13:10,617 --> 00:13:11,575 Good. 199 00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:15,158 So, let's imagine the ideal scenario, to sum up. 200 00:13:15,451 --> 00:13:16,325 Go on. 201 00:13:16,576 --> 00:13:18,908 I get off with fatty Florence... 202 00:13:19,159 --> 00:13:19,741 Good. 203 00:13:20,034 --> 00:13:22,158 - It's conclusive. - Right. 204 00:13:22,451 --> 00:13:25,491 She falls into my arms, the whole shebang. 205 00:13:25,784 --> 00:13:28,616 Her heart leaps, she starts to like me. 206 00:13:29,284 --> 00:13:31,950 - She gets off your back. - Exactly! 207 00:13:32,201 --> 00:13:35,241 That's all I'm asking for. She gets off my back! 208 00:13:35,534 --> 00:13:38,658 OK, so what do I get in return? 209 00:13:40,742 --> 00:13:41,783 Are you joking? 210 00:13:42,076 --> 00:13:44,408 - What's in it for me? - Nothing, dammit! 211 00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:47,200 Helping a friend. That's your reward! 212 00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,700 That's already a lot. What...? 213 00:13:50,326 --> 00:13:51,866 - Hold on. - I thought... 214 00:13:52,159 --> 00:13:53,616 Shit, it's her! 215 00:13:53,992 --> 00:13:56,325 She calls every 30 minutes now! 216 00:13:57,451 --> 00:13:59,116 Let me see her photo. 217 00:13:59,367 --> 00:14:02,491 I put a photo of a dog. She pisses me off so much. 218 00:14:03,201 --> 00:14:04,325 Yes, Florence. 219 00:14:05,034 --> 00:14:05,950 You OK? 220 00:14:06,201 --> 00:14:07,283 Yeah, fine. 221 00:14:08,659 --> 00:14:10,408 Just checking you're on your way. 222 00:14:10,659 --> 00:14:11,741 Yes, I am. 223 00:14:11,992 --> 00:14:13,408 I'm nearly there. 224 00:14:15,284 --> 00:14:17,908 I'm not far. Do you still want to see me? 225 00:14:18,201 --> 00:14:19,616 Yeah, great, great. 226 00:14:20,534 --> 00:14:23,200 I really want to see you. 227 00:14:23,909 --> 00:14:25,283 I hope you do too. 228 00:14:25,576 --> 00:14:26,575 Yes, Florence. 229 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:27,950 That's nice. 230 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:30,658 And I wanted to tell you... 231 00:14:31,117 --> 00:14:33,741 Don't freak out, but I'm coming with my dad. 232 00:14:33,992 --> 00:14:35,616 He's just dropping me off. 233 00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:39,033 I thought I'd introduce you. 234 00:14:39,534 --> 00:14:40,658 Just for 5 minutes. 235 00:14:40,951 --> 00:14:42,366 Oh, OK, OK. 236 00:14:42,867 --> 00:14:43,783 You don't mind? 237 00:14:44,076 --> 00:14:45,158 No, no. 238 00:14:47,534 --> 00:14:48,825 Great. See you. 239 00:14:49,117 --> 00:14:50,283 See you. 240 00:14:50,951 --> 00:14:52,825 Kiss, kiss. Bye. 241 00:14:55,617 --> 00:14:56,658 OK. 242 00:14:56,909 --> 00:14:58,408 He's pleased to meet you. 243 00:14:59,617 --> 00:15:01,325 I really hope you like him, Dad. 244 00:15:02,742 --> 00:15:04,533 Because I think he's the one. 245 00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:07,908 Listen, honey... 246 00:15:12,451 --> 00:15:13,700 You know what? 247 00:15:14,076 --> 00:15:16,450 I can't do this anymore. I quit. 248 00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:27,908 What are you doing? 249 00:15:29,242 --> 00:15:31,783 I don't want to do this anymore! I quit. 250 00:15:32,076 --> 00:15:34,283 It's over. I don't want to do this! 251 00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:46,075 What's the matter? 252 00:15:46,409 --> 00:15:47,908 It was going really well. 253 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:53,575 I can't pretend anymore. I'm sick of it. 254 00:15:53,951 --> 00:15:55,283 It's beyond me. 255 00:15:56,159 --> 00:15:58,908 I don't believe in it anymore, I'm done. 256 00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:04,116 I don't even have to justify myself. I'm out of here. Period. 257 00:16:04,409 --> 00:16:07,158 You can't walk out on the movie. 258 00:16:07,451 --> 00:16:09,783 Yes, I can, and I will. 259 00:16:10,076 --> 00:16:11,533 Sure I can. I'm free. 260 00:16:11,826 --> 00:16:12,908 I'm free! 261 00:16:15,492 --> 00:16:17,491 - It's not done! - Isn't it? 262 00:16:17,742 --> 00:16:20,575 You know what? Don't even try to understand. 263 00:16:20,867 --> 00:16:22,366 Just leave me alone! 264 00:16:22,617 --> 00:16:25,325 What's wrong? Why talk to me like that? 265 00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:27,991 I've had enough of these dumb movies! 266 00:16:29,784 --> 00:16:32,741 I've had enough! It's not the 80s anymore. 267 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:34,825 It's pointless! 268 00:16:35,117 --> 00:16:38,950 Who cares about these silly love stories? They're history! 269 00:16:39,742 --> 00:16:41,450 It's time they stopped. 270 00:16:43,159 --> 00:16:46,950 The whole world is in chaos. Haven't you noticed? 271 00:16:48,201 --> 00:16:51,116 That's no reason to yell at me, OK? 272 00:16:51,409 --> 00:16:53,991 I can't help the chaos. It isn't my fault. 273 00:16:54,826 --> 00:16:58,116 We can still do our job. I don't see the connection. 274 00:16:58,409 --> 00:16:59,991 Oh, don't you? 275 00:17:00,742 --> 00:17:02,325 Even when the water's run out 276 00:17:02,617 --> 00:17:05,533 and people get killed for a piece of bread, 277 00:17:05,742 --> 00:17:10,200 you'll carry on acting for the audience, as if nothing was going on? 278 00:17:10,451 --> 00:17:12,950 As if everything was fine and dandy? 279 00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:14,658 Yeah, well, why not? 280 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:18,200 Is that your answer? "Yeah, well, why not?" 281 00:17:18,409 --> 00:17:19,700 Got nothing else? 282 00:17:21,701 --> 00:17:23,616 Well, no, yes, I don't know! 283 00:17:24,742 --> 00:17:28,616 When the Titanic was sinking, the musicians carried on playing. 284 00:17:28,826 --> 00:17:30,325 We're the same, right? 285 00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:33,825 It was in a James Cameron film, not for real! 286 00:17:34,117 --> 00:17:36,991 - Sure it was real! - No, it wasn't! 287 00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:39,158 - That's a myth. - It's not! 288 00:17:39,451 --> 00:17:41,700 - It's to fool... - Read up on it first! 289 00:17:41,909 --> 00:17:45,616 It's to make people believe that artists are brave. 290 00:17:45,909 --> 00:17:48,533 - It's bullshit! - Nonsense. 291 00:17:48,784 --> 00:17:49,866 Come off it. 292 00:17:51,034 --> 00:17:53,950 Those musicians carried on playing 293 00:17:54,159 --> 00:17:56,783 until they froze to death, OK? 294 00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,491 - And it was beautiful. - Beautiful! 295 00:17:59,701 --> 00:18:03,783 So, I'll follow their lead. As long as I can still act, I will. 296 00:18:04,159 --> 00:18:06,783 You won't be able to disgust me, OK? 297 00:18:06,992 --> 00:18:08,908 I'll keep having fun. 298 00:18:10,034 --> 00:18:13,700 Just one thing: We're not on the Titanic, you know. 299 00:18:13,909 --> 00:18:17,658 This isn't about 2,000 guys on a sinking ship. 300 00:18:17,909 --> 00:18:19,908 This is hell on earth. 301 00:18:20,242 --> 00:18:23,283 The chaos is global. The shipwreck is global! 302 00:18:23,534 --> 00:18:24,658 We're all sinking! 303 00:18:24,909 --> 00:18:27,825 But you're fine with that, aren't you? 304 00:18:28,076 --> 00:18:29,741 You're comfortable, are you? 305 00:18:30,284 --> 00:18:31,700 Mankind is nearly done, 306 00:18:31,951 --> 00:18:35,158 and you want to play my daughter in an indie movie? 307 00:18:35,451 --> 00:18:37,783 You're just an idiot. An idiot! 308 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,450 Yeah, I'm an idiot! 309 00:18:40,492 --> 00:18:43,616 So? Making movies was never any use. 310 00:18:43,909 --> 00:18:47,491 Did you think you'd save lives with those third-rate movies? 311 00:18:47,784 --> 00:18:49,033 No, we don't care. 312 00:18:49,326 --> 00:18:52,866 That's why the movies are cool. There's no purpose, OK? 313 00:18:53,576 --> 00:18:55,283 Well, good. Great! 314 00:18:55,659 --> 00:18:57,700 You're lucky to be having fun. 315 00:18:58,992 --> 00:19:00,825 But would you do it for free? 316 00:19:01,409 --> 00:19:03,158 I won't even answer that. 317 00:19:03,451 --> 00:19:07,116 It's important. Would you still say those shitty lines 318 00:19:07,326 --> 00:19:09,491 and strip off in indie movies 319 00:19:09,742 --> 00:19:12,325 if not to pay for your dresses and jewelry? 320 00:19:12,617 --> 00:19:15,116 You know what? Shut your mouth, OK? 321 00:19:15,409 --> 00:19:16,575 I'll shut up. 322 00:19:17,326 --> 00:19:18,783 I won't play that game. 323 00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:22,116 Keep your negative energy to yourself, OK? 324 00:19:22,451 --> 00:19:25,450 This is total bullshit! You're raving! 325 00:19:25,951 --> 00:19:28,825 I'll pretend I didn't hear what you said... 326 00:19:29,992 --> 00:19:31,658 or I'll lose my shit. 327 00:19:33,076 --> 00:19:34,825 OK, never mind. 328 00:19:35,701 --> 00:19:38,283 We have to move on. I'll keep going. 329 00:19:39,576 --> 00:19:41,741 I'm a pro. I'll pick up my lines. 330 00:19:42,034 --> 00:19:43,950 Go ahead, we're listening. 331 00:19:45,076 --> 00:19:47,116 - We're listening. - OK. 332 00:19:49,534 --> 00:19:50,616 Dad... 333 00:19:54,034 --> 00:19:58,366 I really hope you like him because I think he's the one. 334 00:19:58,867 --> 00:20:02,366 Is that your best performance? You're giving it your all? 335 00:20:04,826 --> 00:20:06,825 Shit! Fuck! 336 00:20:09,451 --> 00:20:13,116 I'll be better later on. You know how it works. 337 00:20:14,617 --> 00:20:18,658 They'll correct it in post-production. Edit it, add music... 338 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,283 Don't act as if you're always perfect. 339 00:20:21,534 --> 00:20:23,991 You keep stopping 'cause of your twitches! 340 00:20:24,242 --> 00:20:25,408 - What? - Your twitches! 341 00:20:25,701 --> 00:20:26,700 Right now? 342 00:20:26,951 --> 00:20:30,533 I know when I have twitches, but I don't, right now. 343 00:20:30,784 --> 00:20:32,491 So, just drop it. 344 00:20:33,201 --> 00:20:34,533 I don't care. 345 00:20:34,826 --> 00:20:37,866 It's very mean to bring that up. It's cheap. 346 00:20:38,201 --> 00:20:39,533 It's lousy! 347 00:20:39,951 --> 00:20:40,825 Lousy. 348 00:20:41,117 --> 00:20:43,866 Poor thing, talking about his twitches. 349 00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:47,283 Be a fuckin' man! Do your job! 350 00:20:49,076 --> 00:20:52,616 - Give me my fuckin' cue! - OK, I will. No problem! 351 00:20:53,576 --> 00:20:56,908 - Go on. - You'll see how it sucks. Get ready. 352 00:20:59,034 --> 00:21:00,158 Listen, honey... 353 00:21:00,909 --> 00:21:02,741 Do you really think... 354 00:21:03,867 --> 00:21:04,616 Hang on. 355 00:21:04,867 --> 00:21:09,116 Look, honey, do you really think it's a father's role to judge... 356 00:21:09,409 --> 00:21:10,825 What's the line? 357 00:21:11,076 --> 00:21:13,491 "Do you really think it's a father's role..." 358 00:21:13,784 --> 00:21:15,825 OK, I'm good. 359 00:21:17,492 --> 00:21:18,616 Look, honey... 360 00:21:18,909 --> 00:21:21,283 Do you really think it's a father's role 361 00:21:21,576 --> 00:21:23,408 to judge the man you love? 362 00:21:23,659 --> 00:21:26,491 I'll accept him, whatever his color or religion. 363 00:21:26,742 --> 00:21:28,783 A father must support his daughter. 364 00:21:29,034 --> 00:21:30,241 Happy now? 365 00:21:30,534 --> 00:21:34,700 Do you realize how much that line sucks? 366 00:21:34,992 --> 00:21:36,866 Or are you deaf? 367 00:21:37,117 --> 00:21:39,200 - You're deaf. - No, it's very good. 368 00:21:39,451 --> 00:21:41,991 It's a simple story. I can relate to it. 369 00:21:42,242 --> 00:21:46,408 Anyway, it's just a scene to explain the next scene... 370 00:21:47,367 --> 00:21:48,450 It picks up later. 371 00:21:48,701 --> 00:21:51,575 We can't wait for it to pick up, don't you see? 372 00:21:51,826 --> 00:21:53,241 We don't have time. 373 00:21:53,492 --> 00:21:54,866 We're sinking! 374 00:21:55,117 --> 00:21:56,616 It's all falling apart! 375 00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:01,241 There's a war on, we're out of resources. 376 00:22:08,909 --> 00:22:09,866 Just a sec. 377 00:22:11,201 --> 00:22:12,158 Yes. 378 00:22:12,409 --> 00:22:15,366 No, we're not filming... Well, not really. 379 00:22:15,617 --> 00:22:17,658 I don't care. Tell me. 380 00:22:20,242 --> 00:22:21,200 Who? 381 00:22:23,701 --> 00:22:24,700 Oh, fuck! 382 00:22:29,659 --> 00:22:31,075 OK, I'll call you back. 383 00:22:31,367 --> 00:22:33,450 No, I'll call you back. 384 00:22:35,326 --> 00:22:37,283 - What is it? - Fuck. 385 00:22:37,867 --> 00:22:38,908 Is it serious? 386 00:22:39,201 --> 00:22:40,616 That's crazy! 387 00:22:42,117 --> 00:22:43,366 What's going on? 388 00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:48,658 - You know Paul Thomas Anderson? - No. Well, yes. 389 00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:53,200 Paul Thomas Anderson wants me in his next movie. 390 00:22:54,284 --> 00:22:55,366 Fuck. 391 00:22:55,826 --> 00:22:57,658 You fuckin' scared me! 392 00:22:57,909 --> 00:22:59,616 I thought someone had died! 393 00:22:59,867 --> 00:23:02,908 Did you hear what I said? Paul Thomas Anderson! 394 00:23:03,159 --> 00:23:05,366 This is insane. Just insane. 395 00:23:07,284 --> 00:23:11,033 - So? - It's great, but weren't you done? 396 00:23:11,284 --> 00:23:15,075 I knew it'd work out sooner or later! 397 00:23:16,242 --> 00:23:19,075 I toil for 40 years, and it finally pays off! 398 00:23:19,326 --> 00:23:23,200 The biggest director in the world wants me for his next movie. 399 00:23:23,617 --> 00:23:24,700 What a shock. 400 00:23:24,951 --> 00:23:27,450 It's the shock of the century! 401 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:32,491 Sorry, I was feeling a bit droopy. 402 00:23:35,159 --> 00:23:36,283 I feel better now. 403 00:23:36,659 --> 00:23:39,116 OK... Let's go again. 404 00:23:40,242 --> 00:23:41,241 I am back! 405 00:23:41,909 --> 00:23:43,116 Let's do this. 406 00:23:43,326 --> 00:23:45,408 - Let's do it standing, OK? - Yes. 407 00:23:45,659 --> 00:23:48,158 It's more dynamic than in the car. 408 00:23:48,409 --> 00:23:49,700 - OK? - Yeah. 409 00:23:51,326 --> 00:23:52,450 OK, here goes. 410 00:23:54,409 --> 00:23:55,575 Listen, honey... 411 00:23:55,909 --> 00:23:59,866 Do you really think it's a father's role to judge the man you love? 412 00:24:00,117 --> 00:24:03,575 I'll accept him, whatever his color or religion. 413 00:24:03,826 --> 00:24:08,283 A father must support his daughter. That's all. 414 00:24:09,159 --> 00:24:10,241 OK. 415 00:24:10,576 --> 00:24:11,783 Thanks, Dad. 416 00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:15,658 Come on. I can't wait to meet him. 417 00:24:25,284 --> 00:24:26,825 Yeah, for sure. 418 00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:30,450 I'd like to go for a walk and pick mushrooms. 419 00:24:30,701 --> 00:24:32,741 No, that won't be possible. 420 00:24:32,992 --> 00:24:35,408 Getting to know one another... 421 00:24:35,701 --> 00:24:38,450 We can't afford it right now. What can I say? 422 00:24:38,742 --> 00:24:40,825 The guy she stays with... 423 00:24:40,826 --> 00:24:43,408 - Her roommate? - Yes, that's it. 424 00:24:43,659 --> 00:24:46,158 - A big firm? - A very big firm. 425 00:24:47,742 --> 00:24:50,825 But if we want to go on a nice trip in December... 426 00:25:00,742 --> 00:25:01,825 Hey. 427 00:25:06,284 --> 00:25:07,616 - You OK? - Fine. 428 00:25:08,492 --> 00:25:10,325 - My father. - Hello. 429 00:25:10,617 --> 00:25:11,991 You're David? 430 00:25:12,284 --> 00:25:14,700 - David. That's right. - OK. 431 00:25:14,992 --> 00:25:17,450 I ran into Willy, a friend. 432 00:25:17,742 --> 00:25:19,533 So, meet Willy. 433 00:25:20,076 --> 00:25:21,158 Hey, Willy. 434 00:25:21,867 --> 00:25:25,283 I hope you don't mind if he joins us. 435 00:25:25,534 --> 00:25:27,908 - Hope you don't mind. - No. 436 00:25:28,201 --> 00:25:29,366 No, it's cool! 437 00:25:30,826 --> 00:25:33,158 - Let's get a drink. - Sure. 438 00:25:41,701 --> 00:25:43,825 Can I have a word in private? 439 00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:45,075 Why? 440 00:25:45,326 --> 00:25:46,450 You'll see. 441 00:25:46,659 --> 00:25:48,033 We'll be right there. 442 00:25:48,992 --> 00:25:51,366 We'll just have a quick cigarette. 443 00:25:51,576 --> 00:25:52,825 What's wrong? 444 00:25:53,409 --> 00:25:55,450 - In mid scene? - Just a sec. 445 00:25:55,701 --> 00:25:58,033 We'll be quick. Just a sec. 446 00:26:06,409 --> 00:26:08,491 - Can we sit anywhere? - Sure. 447 00:26:12,492 --> 00:26:14,741 - This OK with you? - Go for it! 448 00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:18,658 What a pain in the ass he is. 449 00:26:18,951 --> 00:26:20,450 - Guillaume? - Yeah. 450 00:26:20,742 --> 00:26:21,825 A nightmare! 451 00:26:22,534 --> 00:26:24,866 I can't stand him already. 452 00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:28,450 It's going to be a tough gig. 453 00:26:29,159 --> 00:26:30,450 That's no fun. 454 00:26:31,951 --> 00:26:33,908 It pisses me off to be here. 455 00:26:35,576 --> 00:26:37,783 Sorry, it's not your fault. 456 00:26:38,076 --> 00:26:39,200 No problem. 457 00:26:39,784 --> 00:26:41,158 What'll I do? 458 00:26:41,451 --> 00:26:43,075 You have to be able to... 459 00:26:43,367 --> 00:26:45,741 separate the man from the artist. 460 00:26:47,576 --> 00:26:49,200 Well, both are horrible. 461 00:26:49,909 --> 00:26:51,450 It's more tricky, then. 462 00:26:52,451 --> 00:26:53,450 Martin Scorsese? 463 00:26:53,701 --> 00:26:57,408 Forget the old guys. A major, modern director. 464 00:26:57,701 --> 00:26:58,741 A giant! 465 00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:00,950 A major, modern director... 466 00:27:01,326 --> 00:27:02,366 Tarantino? 467 00:27:02,659 --> 00:27:04,075 No, smarter than that. 468 00:27:04,367 --> 00:27:07,075 Your quiz is annoying. Tell me. 469 00:27:09,701 --> 00:27:11,033 - Ready? - Go on. 470 00:27:12,242 --> 00:27:13,741 Paul Thomas Anderson. 471 00:27:14,367 --> 00:27:15,408 Oh, him! 472 00:27:16,117 --> 00:27:17,908 - It's good... - Oh, OK. 473 00:27:18,326 --> 00:27:19,991 That's super cool. 474 00:27:20,367 --> 00:27:22,033 Yeah, bravo. 475 00:27:22,867 --> 00:27:24,783 Oh, OK. It's super cool? 476 00:27:27,076 --> 00:27:28,533 Are you acting blasé? 477 00:27:28,784 --> 00:27:30,991 - No, it's great. - You are. 478 00:27:31,367 --> 00:27:32,908 Just think of it. 479 00:27:33,159 --> 00:27:36,575 What do you want me to say? I'm pleased for you. 480 00:27:36,617 --> 00:27:38,700 Oh, you're trying to impress me? 481 00:27:38,951 --> 00:27:40,866 - You're jealous. - No, I'm not. 482 00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:42,658 C'mon, they're waiting. 483 00:27:42,951 --> 00:27:46,700 Don't be a killjoy. I'm talking about a genius! 484 00:27:47,326 --> 00:27:48,241 Seriously? 485 00:27:48,492 --> 00:27:52,033 So, Americans call you, you scoff at all the rest? 486 00:27:52,284 --> 00:27:55,116 - You'd have done the same. - No, I wouldn't. 487 00:27:56,742 --> 00:27:58,241 Can you speak English? 488 00:27:58,492 --> 00:28:01,866 Oh, you can learn in no time. 489 00:28:02,117 --> 00:28:03,366 There are courses. 490 00:28:03,576 --> 00:28:06,075 He went on about the end of mankind, war... 491 00:28:06,284 --> 00:28:07,783 A real headcase. 492 00:28:09,242 --> 00:28:10,366 Sorry. 493 00:28:11,034 --> 00:28:12,116 Forgive me. 494 00:28:14,159 --> 00:28:16,366 OK, we're here. Let's start again. 495 00:28:16,659 --> 00:28:18,200 - What the fuck? - Sorry. 496 00:28:18,492 --> 00:28:19,575 Off we go. 497 00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:23,616 So... 498 00:28:24,201 --> 00:28:25,991 - Let's go. - Yeah. 499 00:28:27,451 --> 00:28:28,700 OK, ready? 500 00:28:29,534 --> 00:28:30,658 Off we go. 501 00:28:32,117 --> 00:28:35,283 David, I'm delighted to meet you at last. 502 00:28:35,576 --> 00:28:36,700 Me too. 503 00:28:36,951 --> 00:28:41,033 Florence raves about you. I wondered if you existed! 504 00:28:41,326 --> 00:28:42,116 Dad, please... 505 00:28:42,367 --> 00:28:43,450 It's embarrassing. 506 00:28:43,659 --> 00:28:44,950 No, let him speak. 507 00:28:45,201 --> 00:28:46,116 It's cool. 508 00:28:46,409 --> 00:28:49,366 Well, he won't stop. I know him inside out. 509 00:28:49,659 --> 00:28:51,783 He'll monopolize the conversation. 510 00:28:51,992 --> 00:28:54,116 She's not wrong, that's true. 511 00:28:54,326 --> 00:28:56,366 I talk a lot. I can't help it. 512 00:28:56,659 --> 00:28:59,033 I can't stop talking, that's how it is. 513 00:28:59,326 --> 00:29:01,325 Even when I should keep quiet, 514 00:29:01,617 --> 00:29:04,866 I don't know why, but I talk and talk. 515 00:29:05,159 --> 00:29:06,491 It just pours out. 516 00:29:06,951 --> 00:29:09,533 Funny, isn't it? Yet as a kid, I was... 517 00:29:09,784 --> 00:29:12,116 Let me interrupt you for a second. 518 00:29:13,784 --> 00:29:16,033 Did you two go fill your nostrils? 519 00:29:16,659 --> 00:29:17,741 Pardon? 520 00:29:17,951 --> 00:29:22,283 Did you go out for a line of coke so you'd be on form for the scene? 521 00:29:22,492 --> 00:29:24,408 You jerk! We were talking. 522 00:29:24,617 --> 00:29:27,075 He keeps scratching his nose. 523 00:29:27,284 --> 00:29:30,116 I rumbled you guys from afar! 524 00:29:30,326 --> 00:29:32,075 I get the mood, but... 525 00:29:32,284 --> 00:29:33,741 Hey, first of all, 526 00:29:33,951 --> 00:29:36,616 don't refer to me in the third person, OK? 527 00:29:37,742 --> 00:29:39,491 What are you talking about? 528 00:29:39,742 --> 00:29:41,616 I scratch my nose. So what? 529 00:29:42,326 --> 00:29:43,616 Is it a crime? 530 00:29:46,701 --> 00:29:48,700 Look, I'm not here to judge you, 531 00:29:48,909 --> 00:29:52,116 but don't pretend to be talking. Be honest. 532 00:29:52,326 --> 00:29:55,366 Just say: "We're going for a line." So, we know. 533 00:29:55,742 --> 00:29:58,325 It's fine. Don't take it the wrong way. 534 00:29:58,617 --> 00:30:00,200 Where do you come from? 535 00:30:01,409 --> 00:30:02,700 Where are you from? 536 00:30:04,076 --> 00:30:06,283 Know how many parts I've played? 537 00:30:06,534 --> 00:30:07,575 Loser! 538 00:30:07,867 --> 00:30:09,783 I star in 5 movies a year! 539 00:30:10,076 --> 00:30:12,158 Would I still be top of the bill? 540 00:30:12,951 --> 00:30:14,700 You're way up top! 541 00:30:14,909 --> 00:30:16,408 Yeah, top of the bill. 542 00:30:16,909 --> 00:30:18,741 You got a problem with that? 543 00:30:18,951 --> 00:30:21,241 Look, let's get on with the scene. 544 00:30:21,659 --> 00:30:25,158 Do you think Paul Thomas Anderson would hire a druggie? 545 00:30:25,451 --> 00:30:30,158 Dumbass! Hey, shut up if you don't know what you're talking about! 546 00:30:30,617 --> 00:30:32,991 Look how aggressive you're being. 547 00:30:33,201 --> 00:30:35,491 You're clearly as high as a kite. 548 00:30:35,701 --> 00:30:38,366 Calm down and come back to earth. 549 00:30:39,367 --> 00:30:41,491 - Chill. - He's a moron! 550 00:30:41,784 --> 00:30:42,616 Cut it out. 551 00:30:43,326 --> 00:30:45,991 Should I bow down when he yells at me? 552 00:30:46,201 --> 00:30:49,200 I have a right to know who I'm working with. 553 00:30:49,409 --> 00:30:51,908 You wanna know who you're dealing with? 554 00:30:52,201 --> 00:30:54,200 Search me if you want to be sure. 555 00:30:54,492 --> 00:30:55,408 No need. 556 00:30:55,701 --> 00:30:56,866 Look, stop it! 557 00:30:57,159 --> 00:31:01,825 Search me. Do your worst, you two-bit detective. Jerk! 558 00:31:03,492 --> 00:31:05,200 I've never taken anything, 559 00:31:05,659 --> 00:31:07,283 so go fuck yourself! 560 00:31:07,659 --> 00:31:09,283 You better be polite. 561 00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:12,366 Why get worked up if you're not high? 562 00:31:12,576 --> 00:31:14,991 Your eyes are bloodshot like a mad cow's! 563 00:31:15,576 --> 00:31:16,825 "Mad cow"? 564 00:31:18,159 --> 00:31:18,991 Hey! 565 00:31:19,201 --> 00:31:20,491 You can't help it! 566 00:31:21,159 --> 00:31:24,158 - You crack up every 10 minutes! - So? 567 00:31:24,451 --> 00:31:27,158 - We'll never finish! - He insulted me. 568 00:31:28,617 --> 00:31:30,450 He interrupted my line. 569 00:31:30,992 --> 00:31:33,700 You could be nice. You don't have to lose it. 570 00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:35,616 - I was nice. - Sure! 571 00:31:35,867 --> 00:31:38,825 I wanted to say a whole lot more! 572 00:31:40,659 --> 00:31:42,325 Lucky I don't hit oldies! 573 00:31:43,451 --> 00:31:46,033 Let's take it outside. I'll whip your ass. 574 00:31:46,284 --> 00:31:49,116 No asses are getting whipped. You're insane! 575 00:31:49,367 --> 00:31:50,116 You're bleeding. 576 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:51,533 Stop this! 577 00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:53,075 I'll clean you up. 578 00:31:55,701 --> 00:31:57,033 - You OK? - Yeah. 579 00:31:57,284 --> 00:31:58,491 Little prick. 580 00:32:02,909 --> 00:32:05,200 Fuck's sake! She's right. 581 00:32:05,492 --> 00:32:08,658 We'll never get this done! It's a disaster! 582 00:32:14,117 --> 00:32:18,033 Do you realize how bad this makes us look? 583 00:32:20,409 --> 00:32:24,241 Gratuitous physical and verbal violence! Do we need that? 584 00:32:28,284 --> 00:32:32,866 The theaters are already half-empty, but I'm telling you... 585 00:32:33,534 --> 00:32:36,533 No-one will want to see us in a fuckin' movie! 586 00:32:37,492 --> 00:32:38,533 We're done. 587 00:32:39,201 --> 00:32:40,616 People will hate us. 588 00:32:41,367 --> 00:32:44,950 Stop trying to have a perfect image all the time. 589 00:32:45,242 --> 00:32:46,825 They don't care about us. 590 00:32:47,159 --> 00:32:50,825 They don't even know our names. They have bigger problems. 591 00:32:51,451 --> 00:32:53,075 They moved on long ago. 592 00:32:53,367 --> 00:32:55,783 No, that's cynical. I don't agree! 593 00:32:57,576 --> 00:33:00,366 Lots of great film buffs still watch us. 594 00:33:00,951 --> 00:33:03,075 And we're very exposed, I'm sorry. 595 00:33:04,409 --> 00:33:06,616 We have to set a good example. 596 00:33:06,909 --> 00:33:08,366 Why did you hit him? 597 00:33:08,659 --> 00:33:10,658 Set a good example! 598 00:33:10,951 --> 00:33:12,075 You know what? 599 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:16,825 Face up to your homosexuality, to set a good example. 600 00:33:17,117 --> 00:33:18,783 - Get out of the closet. - What? 601 00:33:19,076 --> 00:33:21,033 Fuck you! What's it to you? 602 00:33:21,326 --> 00:33:23,950 It's all very well to give everyone lessons. 603 00:33:24,242 --> 00:33:27,908 - Settle your personal problems first. - Fuck! 604 00:33:28,201 --> 00:33:30,033 Just so you know, 605 00:33:30,326 --> 00:33:33,116 I don't have to justify myself to you. 606 00:33:34,034 --> 00:33:35,241 And also... 607 00:33:35,909 --> 00:33:38,616 it's not a problem, OK? 608 00:33:41,034 --> 00:33:43,908 I'm bisexual, not homosexual. Big difference. 609 00:33:44,159 --> 00:33:45,241 That's handy. 610 00:33:46,159 --> 00:33:49,158 Like hybrid cars: you pollute, then go electric. 611 00:33:49,367 --> 00:33:50,908 That's great! 612 00:33:51,784 --> 00:33:55,825 Help! I don't want to understand that disgusting metaphor! 613 00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:57,491 My God! 614 00:34:00,034 --> 00:34:02,116 I shouldn't have accepted this job. 615 00:34:02,409 --> 00:34:04,950 The lure of gain is a terrible thing! 616 00:34:05,534 --> 00:34:08,658 If you wave money in front of my face, 617 00:34:08,951 --> 00:34:11,825 I could roll in dog shit, no questions asked. 618 00:34:12,117 --> 00:34:13,950 Can you stop moving? 619 00:34:14,367 --> 00:34:15,783 It's annoying enough. 620 00:34:16,076 --> 00:34:16,991 Sorry. 621 00:34:18,201 --> 00:34:22,116 Why did I stupidly offer to clean you up like a nurse? 622 00:34:25,451 --> 00:34:27,325 Maybe you like me a bit? 623 00:34:31,159 --> 00:34:32,450 How do you find me? 624 00:34:33,451 --> 00:34:34,908 - In the scenes? - Yeah. 625 00:34:35,576 --> 00:34:37,533 Yeah, fine. You're good... 626 00:34:37,826 --> 00:34:38,741 Really? 627 00:34:39,034 --> 00:34:40,533 Yeah, you're believable. 628 00:34:40,826 --> 00:34:43,408 I have a really broad range of emotions. 629 00:34:43,701 --> 00:34:46,991 Until now, I was acting with restraint... 630 00:34:47,451 --> 00:34:50,533 but when I take my foot off the brake, watch out! 631 00:34:54,076 --> 00:34:55,741 - What the hell?! - No? 632 00:34:56,159 --> 00:34:58,866 - No! - Oh, I thought so. Sorry. 633 00:35:01,742 --> 00:35:03,491 I could destroy you for that. 634 00:35:03,784 --> 00:35:04,741 What? 635 00:35:05,284 --> 00:35:08,116 If I tell the press, you'll never work again. 636 00:35:08,409 --> 00:35:11,491 Wait, did I rape you without realizing? 637 00:35:12,034 --> 00:35:15,283 Yes, if I hadn't moved back, you'd have touched me. 638 00:35:15,576 --> 00:35:17,491 Hey, I'm practicing! 639 00:35:18,076 --> 00:35:20,533 We have to kiss at one point. 640 00:35:20,826 --> 00:35:22,658 Not for real, though! 641 00:35:22,951 --> 00:35:25,075 I wanted to test it not for real 642 00:35:25,367 --> 00:35:27,533 to see what it felt like. 643 00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:30,491 Well, it felt pretty real to me. 644 00:35:30,784 --> 00:35:34,450 - You pick up on energies at once? - Yeah. 645 00:35:34,742 --> 00:35:35,991 So, you're a medium? 646 00:35:36,284 --> 00:35:38,741 Yeah, I'm a fuckin' sex medium! 647 00:35:39,117 --> 00:35:42,033 What do you expect? I know guys really well. 648 00:35:42,326 --> 00:35:44,158 You're not the first, you know. 649 00:35:45,159 --> 00:35:46,783 Listen carefully. 650 00:35:47,034 --> 00:35:50,325 Even if you pay me a million dollars, cash... 651 00:35:50,576 --> 00:35:52,450 A million, I promise you. 652 00:35:52,701 --> 00:35:54,741 I wouldn't sleep with a guy. 653 00:35:54,992 --> 00:35:56,200 No way. 654 00:35:56,701 --> 00:35:58,033 I find it unnatural. 655 00:35:58,284 --> 00:36:01,033 Sorry to say it, but it's what I think. 656 00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:03,200 You guys are nuts! 657 00:36:03,451 --> 00:36:05,283 Go on, dig a deeper hole! 658 00:36:05,576 --> 00:36:07,825 Bravo! Classy! Holy cow! 659 00:36:08,117 --> 00:36:09,533 You reason in dollars now? 660 00:36:09,826 --> 00:36:12,116 Do you think you're in Hollywood? 661 00:36:12,409 --> 00:36:15,200 No-one would go to bed with you. Look at you. 662 00:36:15,451 --> 00:36:18,408 You wouldn't believe my success with women! 663 00:36:18,951 --> 00:36:20,825 Sorry, it's hard to imagine. 664 00:36:21,242 --> 00:36:22,575 As for Hollywood, 665 00:36:22,826 --> 00:36:25,241 even if you can't stand it, I'm sorry, 666 00:36:25,492 --> 00:36:28,366 but it's the reality. That's just how it is. 667 00:36:28,826 --> 00:36:30,866 So, I'll finish this crap, 668 00:36:31,117 --> 00:36:32,616 then I'm out of here. 669 00:36:32,909 --> 00:36:34,908 - You won't see me again. - Scram! 670 00:36:35,201 --> 00:36:37,866 Go far, far away. We won't stop you. 671 00:36:41,034 --> 00:36:43,616 I'll try again, but at the first slip-up, 672 00:36:43,867 --> 00:36:45,866 I'll kick off and go crazy, OK? 673 00:36:48,159 --> 00:36:50,783 - Can we carry on? - Yes, let's. 674 00:36:51,034 --> 00:36:52,325 Goddam pains! 675 00:36:53,117 --> 00:36:55,491 Feeling a bit better? Will you live? 676 00:36:55,742 --> 00:36:57,366 I'm not even mad at you. 677 00:36:57,576 --> 00:36:59,950 It's touching from a has-been actor. 678 00:37:00,159 --> 00:37:01,575 Can we start? 679 00:37:01,784 --> 00:37:03,991 Sure. Just a sec. You know what? 680 00:37:04,242 --> 00:37:07,908 I hope you achieve even 5% of my career, pal. I mean it. 681 00:37:08,784 --> 00:37:11,325 But you won't. Know why? 682 00:37:11,867 --> 00:37:13,241 There's a recession. 683 00:37:13,492 --> 00:37:14,491 Can we start? 684 00:37:14,742 --> 00:37:15,991 But I hope you do. 685 00:37:16,701 --> 00:37:18,991 I wish you good luck with that. 686 00:37:19,242 --> 00:37:20,283 Can we start? 687 00:37:20,534 --> 00:37:22,866 2 years from now, I'll be at the top. 688 00:37:23,367 --> 00:37:25,366 I'll walk all over everyone. 689 00:37:25,867 --> 00:37:27,408 At the top of what? 690 00:37:27,867 --> 00:37:29,116 At the top of the bill. 691 00:37:29,367 --> 00:37:30,658 Stop it! 692 00:37:30,951 --> 00:37:32,075 It's him. 693 00:37:32,326 --> 00:37:34,116 Are you 12 years old? 694 00:37:34,367 --> 00:37:35,200 Let's go. 695 00:37:35,451 --> 00:37:38,616 Are you gonna compare the size of your dicks? 696 00:37:39,701 --> 00:37:43,283 - Let's go. - Be professional. It's a disgrace. 697 00:37:45,867 --> 00:37:47,116 Fuckin' sick of it! 698 00:37:47,367 --> 00:37:50,866 Don't be so vulgar. What's with the "dick, fuck" shit? 699 00:37:51,117 --> 00:37:54,575 I'm ashamed to be with you, too. I'm mortified. 700 00:37:54,826 --> 00:37:55,533 Let's go. 701 00:37:55,826 --> 00:37:57,158 I'm warning you... 702 00:37:58,076 --> 00:38:00,616 One more homophobic remark, I'll sue. 703 00:38:00,867 --> 00:38:02,783 Don't worry, you won't. 704 00:38:03,159 --> 00:38:04,866 I've already said it all. 705 00:38:05,117 --> 00:38:06,200 Fine, thank you. 706 00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:07,741 You're welcome. 707 00:38:08,201 --> 00:38:09,408 - Ready? - Sure. 708 00:38:09,659 --> 00:38:11,033 Go on, Guillaume. 709 00:38:11,784 --> 00:38:12,908 Yes, sir! 710 00:38:15,076 --> 00:38:16,116 Here goes. 711 00:38:17,909 --> 00:38:21,283 David, I'm delighted to meet you at last. 712 00:38:21,576 --> 00:38:22,700 Me too. 713 00:38:22,992 --> 00:38:25,783 Florence raves about you. I wondered if you existed. 714 00:38:26,617 --> 00:38:27,783 Dad, please... 715 00:38:28,409 --> 00:38:31,700 - It's embarrassing. - Let him speak. It's cool. 716 00:38:31,826 --> 00:38:35,325 I know him inside out. He won't stop. 717 00:38:35,576 --> 00:38:38,825 - He'll monopolize the conversation. - She's not wrong. 718 00:38:39,076 --> 00:38:43,533 I talk a lot. I can't help it. I can't stop talking, that's how it is. 719 00:38:43,742 --> 00:38:47,408 Even when I should keep quiet, 720 00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:51,366 I don't know why, but I talk and talk. It just pours out. 721 00:38:51,659 --> 00:38:53,075 Funny, isn't it? 722 00:38:53,076 --> 00:38:55,908 Yet as a kid, I was pretty shy. 723 00:38:56,826 --> 00:38:59,241 Florence told me you're a banker? 724 00:38:59,534 --> 00:39:00,825 That's right. 725 00:39:01,367 --> 00:39:03,866 Maybe that's why I talk all the time, 726 00:39:04,159 --> 00:39:07,283 to confuse my clients. Who knows? 727 00:39:08,201 --> 00:39:10,575 I find it pretty amusing, 728 00:39:10,867 --> 00:39:12,700 because in real life, 729 00:39:12,951 --> 00:39:16,616 I've never met a banker like that. 730 00:39:16,909 --> 00:39:18,075 Have you not? 731 00:39:42,367 --> 00:39:43,991 It's very simple: 732 00:39:44,284 --> 00:39:46,491 we sell when everyone buys 733 00:39:46,784 --> 00:39:50,866 and we buy when everyone sells. It's not rocket science. 734 00:39:51,242 --> 00:39:52,366 OK. 735 00:39:53,159 --> 00:39:54,450 Sorry for the wait. 736 00:39:56,201 --> 00:39:59,033 I ordered a great Burgundy. Do you like that? 737 00:39:59,576 --> 00:40:00,991 - I do. - Let's see. 738 00:40:03,242 --> 00:40:04,825 - So... - Wonderful. 739 00:40:15,534 --> 00:40:16,366 Shit. 740 00:40:19,659 --> 00:40:20,991 I'm sorry. 741 00:40:21,742 --> 00:40:22,783 I'm so stressed. 742 00:40:24,701 --> 00:40:25,658 So we see. 743 00:40:26,242 --> 00:40:28,033 Stop it, it's going everywhere. 744 00:40:29,326 --> 00:40:31,908 It's my first time as an extra. 745 00:40:32,576 --> 00:40:34,491 Must be stage fright. 746 00:40:34,742 --> 00:40:36,575 I couldn't sleep a wink. 747 00:40:39,159 --> 00:40:40,283 For fuck's sake... 748 00:40:40,534 --> 00:40:42,658 Sorry to mess it all up. 749 00:40:44,367 --> 00:40:47,741 It was shit before you came along. There's no problem. 750 00:40:48,992 --> 00:40:50,116 What's your name? 751 00:40:51,076 --> 00:40:51,866 Stéphane. 752 00:40:52,992 --> 00:40:54,741 It'll be fine, Stéphane, OK? 753 00:40:55,034 --> 00:40:56,491 Don't get stressed out. 754 00:40:56,742 --> 00:40:59,241 - We're with you. - Can I try again? 755 00:40:59,492 --> 00:41:02,366 Yeah, you have time to practice. 756 00:41:04,659 --> 00:41:05,866 OK. Wonderful. 757 00:41:16,076 --> 00:41:17,325 Are you sure 758 00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:19,783 it's not a neurological problem? 759 00:41:20,034 --> 00:41:22,783 No, I'm just really stressed out. 760 00:41:24,909 --> 00:41:26,241 My belly hurts. 761 00:41:27,159 --> 00:41:28,325 I can feel it. 762 00:41:31,284 --> 00:41:32,325 The thing is... 763 00:41:32,867 --> 00:41:35,825 I've always dreamed of being part of a movie. 764 00:41:37,201 --> 00:41:39,116 That's why I'm losing it. 765 00:41:43,659 --> 00:41:44,950 I've waited so long! 766 00:41:48,451 --> 00:41:49,408 Listen, 767 00:41:49,659 --> 00:41:51,783 Stéphane, don't pressure yourself 768 00:41:51,992 --> 00:41:53,783 or you'll get more stressed. 769 00:41:54,201 --> 00:41:55,700 Try to relax. 770 00:41:56,784 --> 00:41:57,825 Oh, fuck! 771 00:41:58,492 --> 00:42:01,575 The day my fuckin' dream comes true... 772 00:42:03,201 --> 00:42:04,825 I screw up like a loser! 773 00:42:06,909 --> 00:42:08,200 Don't do that! 774 00:42:08,451 --> 00:42:10,866 Stéphane, it's only a movie. 775 00:42:11,076 --> 00:42:12,200 OK, sorry. 776 00:42:13,659 --> 00:42:14,741 Start again. 777 00:42:15,284 --> 00:42:17,283 Nice n' relaxed. Go on. 778 00:42:17,534 --> 00:42:18,616 OK. 779 00:42:20,617 --> 00:42:21,700 That's it. 780 00:42:22,159 --> 00:42:24,408 Oh, wonderful. Burgundy. 781 00:42:30,867 --> 00:42:35,075 For once I agree with Guillaume, it looks like an epileptic fit. 782 00:42:35,534 --> 00:42:37,616 Yeah, I was right. 783 00:42:38,242 --> 00:42:39,158 He's not well. 784 00:42:39,367 --> 00:42:40,033 Shit! 785 00:42:41,326 --> 00:42:43,116 Maybe Tourette's, too? 786 00:42:44,034 --> 00:42:45,366 Stop it. 787 00:42:45,617 --> 00:42:46,991 You'll make him worse. 788 00:42:47,201 --> 00:42:48,325 I need some air. 789 00:42:48,659 --> 00:42:52,700 I've never seen anything so tiresome in my entire life. 790 00:42:55,659 --> 00:42:57,783 - You leaving the Titanic? - You bet. 791 00:43:04,159 --> 00:43:06,366 I'm sorry, it's my fault. 792 00:43:06,617 --> 00:43:08,741 No, it's not your fault. 793 00:43:09,034 --> 00:43:10,866 We have some time now. 794 00:43:11,159 --> 00:43:13,908 - We're here. Go ahead and practice. - OK. 795 00:43:14,534 --> 00:43:16,158 - So... - Great. 796 00:43:18,576 --> 00:43:19,783 Fine, thanks. 797 00:43:20,034 --> 00:43:20,950 Great. 798 00:43:30,201 --> 00:43:32,200 - Stéphane... - I'm too tense. 799 00:43:32,409 --> 00:43:34,033 I'm getting it everywhere. 800 00:43:34,451 --> 00:43:35,533 I think 801 00:43:35,826 --> 00:43:37,283 you should 802 00:43:37,909 --> 00:43:39,408 drink what's left. 803 00:43:42,784 --> 00:43:45,075 Trust me. You can't stay like that. 804 00:43:45,326 --> 00:43:46,491 You'll explode! 805 00:43:47,201 --> 00:43:48,158 So... 806 00:43:51,701 --> 00:43:54,075 Have a big glug, pal. 807 00:43:54,576 --> 00:43:55,366 OK. 808 00:43:55,534 --> 00:43:58,075 Listen to him, he's right this time. 809 00:44:06,242 --> 00:44:07,366 That's it. 810 00:44:12,326 --> 00:44:14,658 Yes, I'm sure. I'm sure, OK? 811 00:44:14,951 --> 00:44:18,575 It's a disaster. The mood is appalling. Everyone's yelling. 812 00:44:18,867 --> 00:44:21,325 I'll get cancer if I stay here. 813 00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:25,866 And that Willy guy tried to take advantage of me in the can. 814 00:44:26,576 --> 00:44:27,700 Gross! 815 00:44:28,242 --> 00:44:31,158 Now a retarded extra is trying to... 816 00:44:32,742 --> 00:44:33,783 I've had it. 817 00:44:36,076 --> 00:44:38,116 Look, we'll find a solution. 818 00:44:38,409 --> 00:44:40,241 Take a deep breath. 819 00:44:40,451 --> 00:44:42,116 It's OK, I'm with you. 820 00:44:42,576 --> 00:44:44,908 Now, if you walk today, 821 00:44:45,201 --> 00:44:47,075 you won't earn a penny. 822 00:44:47,451 --> 00:44:48,366 Fuck. 823 00:44:48,617 --> 00:44:51,158 Florence, you signed the contract. 824 00:44:51,409 --> 00:44:53,575 You know there are limits. 825 00:44:53,784 --> 00:44:56,325 Can you come up with something? 826 00:44:58,034 --> 00:45:00,658 Well, we could lie 827 00:45:00,867 --> 00:45:02,866 and say you're pregnant. 828 00:45:03,076 --> 00:45:03,658 What? 829 00:45:03,909 --> 00:45:05,783 Yeah, you're pregnant, 830 00:45:05,992 --> 00:45:07,533 you feel sick, 831 00:45:07,742 --> 00:45:09,575 you're nauseous, dizzy, 832 00:45:09,784 --> 00:45:11,366 so you can't work. 833 00:45:11,576 --> 00:45:13,241 That's a great excuse. 834 00:45:13,451 --> 00:45:15,408 You're the world's worst agent! 835 00:45:15,617 --> 00:45:19,450 For once I need you. Your only idea is to pretend I'm pregnant? 836 00:45:19,742 --> 00:45:22,325 What do I do? Do I wear a prosthetic belly? 837 00:45:22,617 --> 00:45:23,908 I don't know... 838 00:45:24,159 --> 00:45:26,866 Look, I'll manage on my own, OK? 839 00:45:27,117 --> 00:45:28,658 You're useless. 840 00:45:28,951 --> 00:45:32,700 So, have a good vacation. With my money! 841 00:45:32,992 --> 00:45:34,200 So long! 842 00:45:37,701 --> 00:45:39,200 Little slut. 843 00:45:48,992 --> 00:45:50,116 Yes, David dear? 844 00:45:50,784 --> 00:45:53,866 Darling, I need you for something silly. Got a sec? 845 00:45:54,159 --> 00:45:56,283 OK, honey. What's wrong? 846 00:45:56,576 --> 00:45:59,075 Well, Tardieu told me about a job 847 00:45:59,367 --> 00:46:02,325 on the next Paul Thomas Anderson apparently. 848 00:46:02,617 --> 00:46:04,783 - Did you hear about it? - Vaguely. 849 00:46:05,076 --> 00:46:06,533 Who's dealing with that? 850 00:46:07,367 --> 00:46:08,866 I think it's Marine. 851 00:46:09,159 --> 00:46:10,575 OK, great. 852 00:46:11,367 --> 00:46:12,866 I want you to call 853 00:46:13,159 --> 00:46:15,450 and get him off the movie. 854 00:46:17,076 --> 00:46:18,825 Say what you like, sweetie: 855 00:46:19,117 --> 00:46:21,866 antisemitic, drug addict, alcoholic... 856 00:46:22,159 --> 00:46:24,491 Whatever, but get rid of him. 857 00:46:24,784 --> 00:46:27,283 And get them to take me instead. 858 00:46:29,284 --> 00:46:31,533 He doesn't speak a word of English! 859 00:46:33,326 --> 00:46:34,866 It's not your real name? 860 00:46:36,367 --> 00:46:37,991 Christian is my real name. 861 00:46:38,451 --> 00:46:40,825 And Willy is my stage name. 862 00:46:42,492 --> 00:46:45,241 Oh, OK, it's even worse than I thought. 863 00:46:46,409 --> 00:46:47,408 Did you pick it? 864 00:46:47,701 --> 00:46:49,283 Yeah, I... 865 00:46:50,117 --> 00:46:52,950 I'm a fan of the series, "Diff'rent Strokes". 866 00:46:53,242 --> 00:46:58,158 I loved the black dwarf and I identified with him. 867 00:46:58,451 --> 00:47:00,658 Are you being serious? 868 00:47:00,659 --> 00:47:01,616 Yeah. 869 00:47:01,909 --> 00:47:05,616 I've been called Willy since school, as a homage to Willis. 870 00:47:05,909 --> 00:47:08,116 As a fan, I watched every episode. 871 00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:11,241 You really are very stupid! 872 00:47:11,534 --> 00:47:14,283 - Why? - The dwarf wasn't Willis. 873 00:47:14,701 --> 00:47:15,450 Hi. 874 00:47:16,034 --> 00:47:17,158 It was Arnold. 875 00:47:17,451 --> 00:47:18,575 What? 876 00:47:18,701 --> 00:47:19,616 It's well-known. 877 00:47:20,201 --> 00:47:22,241 Everyone knows the dwarf is Arnold. 878 00:47:22,492 --> 00:47:25,741 You watched 200 episodes and you didn't get that?! 879 00:47:25,992 --> 00:47:28,408 Wait, you're telling me 880 00:47:28,659 --> 00:47:32,783 I identified with the wrong person my whole life. You'll kill me! 881 00:47:33,576 --> 00:47:34,741 What the hell? 882 00:47:35,034 --> 00:47:37,325 It made you laugh. So, you like me! 883 00:47:37,617 --> 00:47:40,075 It's too soon to say if I like you, 884 00:47:40,367 --> 00:47:42,491 but I don't want to hit you now. 885 00:47:42,701 --> 00:47:44,741 You'll end up liking me. 886 00:47:46,534 --> 00:47:47,533 Cheers! 887 00:47:47,826 --> 00:47:49,950 - To Arnold and Willis. - Yeah. 888 00:47:55,576 --> 00:47:57,033 How's it going? 889 00:47:57,534 --> 00:47:58,741 I can't do it. 890 00:48:01,576 --> 00:48:04,325 I'll practice. I'll manage. 891 00:48:04,617 --> 00:48:05,991 Yeah, you practice. 892 00:48:06,742 --> 00:48:10,200 Are you waiting for the actress to come back? 893 00:48:10,201 --> 00:48:10,866 No. 894 00:48:12,534 --> 00:48:15,075 We have a problem with the extra. 895 00:48:15,409 --> 00:48:17,950 The fat guy, the waiter. 896 00:48:19,201 --> 00:48:21,283 He's had trouble doing 897 00:48:21,576 --> 00:48:22,616 something simple. 898 00:48:22,909 --> 00:48:25,366 He's so stressed. It's not easy for him. 899 00:48:26,284 --> 00:48:27,450 I see. 900 00:48:28,451 --> 00:48:29,741 I don't believe this. 901 00:48:32,117 --> 00:48:33,700 No fuckin' way! 902 00:48:33,951 --> 00:48:36,450 It's the worst day of my fuckin' life! 903 00:48:37,159 --> 00:48:38,575 It's terrible. 904 00:48:39,409 --> 00:48:41,533 I'm gonna have a nervous breakdown! 905 00:48:43,701 --> 00:48:45,616 You gotta come get me now. 906 00:48:45,951 --> 00:48:49,241 Stop whining, hon. It's ridiculous. 907 00:48:50,701 --> 00:48:53,700 You know what I think. I keep telling you. 908 00:48:53,992 --> 00:48:56,158 You're not cut out for the movies. 909 00:48:57,159 --> 00:48:59,075 They're all degenerates. 910 00:48:59,659 --> 00:49:01,825 You should have carried on studying. 911 00:49:02,117 --> 00:49:04,200 It makes you unhappy. 912 00:49:04,492 --> 00:49:05,658 And you're not good. 913 00:49:05,951 --> 00:49:08,033 Sorry to say so, Florence. 914 00:49:08,534 --> 00:49:09,825 You're a bad actress. 915 00:49:11,242 --> 00:49:14,700 Even your doting dad is appalled by what you do. 916 00:49:17,034 --> 00:49:20,575 Sometimes we're ashamed when we watch you on TV. 917 00:49:23,451 --> 00:49:25,200 She hung up. 918 00:49:27,284 --> 00:49:28,283 Fuck! 919 00:49:28,576 --> 00:49:30,241 I'm shaking like a leaf! 920 00:49:32,326 --> 00:49:34,116 Just a sec. Calm down. 921 00:49:37,701 --> 00:49:39,991 Stage fright is terrible. 922 00:49:40,826 --> 00:49:43,283 Especially for a shitty extra. 923 00:49:43,909 --> 00:49:45,533 Everyone's waiting. 924 00:49:45,742 --> 00:49:47,491 The pressure is awful. 925 00:49:48,034 --> 00:49:49,866 It can go on for hours. 926 00:49:50,159 --> 00:49:53,075 You don't think of that when you watch at home. 927 00:49:53,951 --> 00:49:55,575 It's crazy, what goes on. 928 00:49:57,034 --> 00:49:58,366 We try our best 929 00:49:58,617 --> 00:50:00,408 to give you some magic. 930 00:50:00,951 --> 00:50:04,033 - Thanks. - We were told it's the first movie 931 00:50:04,034 --> 00:50:06,950 directed by artificial intelligence. Is that right? 932 00:50:07,576 --> 00:50:08,575 Yeah. 933 00:50:08,784 --> 00:50:11,866 Written and directed by artificial intelligence. 934 00:50:12,576 --> 00:50:14,866 - It's a world first. - Is it? 935 00:50:15,617 --> 00:50:17,783 So, what does that mean? 936 00:50:17,784 --> 00:50:19,200 It's all Greek to us. 937 00:50:19,909 --> 00:50:21,033 Well... 938 00:50:23,201 --> 00:50:25,241 I can't explain. It's too sad. 939 00:50:26,867 --> 00:50:27,950 Keep dreaming. 940 00:50:28,909 --> 00:50:31,075 - It's for the best. - OK. 941 00:50:33,867 --> 00:50:34,908 Fuck! 942 00:50:37,617 --> 00:50:39,741 I'm so happy to see you, hon. 943 00:50:40,034 --> 00:50:41,908 You know, I miss you. 944 00:50:42,492 --> 00:50:43,450 Crying again? 945 00:50:43,701 --> 00:50:44,700 It's nothing. 946 00:50:44,992 --> 00:50:46,325 I'm just tired. 947 00:50:47,326 --> 00:50:48,658 Are you having fun? 948 00:50:49,242 --> 00:50:53,200 Simone's parents are great. Her mom does a normal job. 949 00:50:53,409 --> 00:50:55,616 She grows and sells vegetables. 950 00:50:57,034 --> 00:50:58,116 That's nice. 951 00:50:59,742 --> 00:51:01,908 Would you like me to do a normal job? 952 00:51:02,159 --> 00:51:04,950 No, it'd be too hard for you. 953 00:51:05,909 --> 00:51:07,575 - Really? - Yeah. 954 00:51:07,826 --> 00:51:10,075 You pretend to do jobs you can't do. 955 00:51:12,201 --> 00:51:13,700 I gotta go. 956 00:51:14,367 --> 00:51:14,991 Bye, hon. 957 00:51:15,284 --> 00:51:16,325 Bye! 958 00:51:23,701 --> 00:51:24,741 Fuck! 959 00:51:30,201 --> 00:51:33,825 Stéphane, what do you do other than serve wine? 960 00:51:34,034 --> 00:51:37,825 I'd rather concentrate, sorry. Or I won't manage. 961 00:51:39,117 --> 00:51:41,450 Do you play the maracas in a band? 962 00:51:42,492 --> 00:51:44,450 He's in great demand. 963 00:51:45,284 --> 00:51:48,033 He does 12-hour concerts! 964 00:51:48,326 --> 00:51:49,783 - Stop it. - Great musician. 965 00:51:50,076 --> 00:51:51,116 Don't mock me. 966 00:51:53,992 --> 00:51:55,283 There! Thanks! 967 00:51:58,159 --> 00:52:00,408 I can't do this... I can. 968 00:52:10,159 --> 00:52:11,408 Shit! 969 00:52:15,701 --> 00:52:16,908 Enough! 970 00:52:20,117 --> 00:52:21,241 Take that! 971 00:52:22,326 --> 00:52:23,491 Sick of this! 972 00:53:27,992 --> 00:53:29,241 What the fuck? 973 00:53:43,242 --> 00:53:44,241 Hey... 974 00:53:44,534 --> 00:53:46,366 Is that part of the movie? 975 00:54:19,367 --> 00:54:20,408 Oh, my God. 976 00:54:30,992 --> 00:54:31,575 Cut. 977 00:54:32,409 --> 00:54:33,575 It's in the can! 978 00:54:35,159 --> 00:54:36,325 Holy fuck! 979 00:54:36,617 --> 00:54:37,741 I'm exhausted! 980 00:54:38,034 --> 00:54:39,241 It's all over me! 981 00:54:39,534 --> 00:54:41,366 - You rock! - Gotta get cleaned up. 982 00:54:41,659 --> 00:54:42,825 - Bravo. - Thanks. 983 00:54:43,117 --> 00:54:44,491 - Great. - You too. 984 00:54:44,784 --> 00:54:46,783 Thanks. See you later. 985 00:54:48,326 --> 00:54:51,241 Bravo, Guillaume Tardieu and Florence Drucker. 986 00:54:51,867 --> 00:54:54,616 That take was excellent, probably the best. 987 00:54:54,867 --> 00:54:55,658 I knew it. 988 00:54:55,909 --> 00:54:58,908 Your acting complied with my instructions. 989 00:54:59,534 --> 00:55:00,658 Congratulations. 990 00:55:01,034 --> 00:55:02,033 Thanks. 991 00:55:03,367 --> 00:55:05,991 But in terms of what we just did, 992 00:55:06,367 --> 00:55:09,408 will people understand why he commits suicide 993 00:55:09,659 --> 00:55:11,575 all of a sudden? 994 00:55:12,784 --> 00:55:14,658 It seems a bit fast. 995 00:55:14,951 --> 00:55:16,616 Don't you think? 996 00:55:16,867 --> 00:55:19,741 Your opinion is not taken into account. 997 00:55:20,117 --> 00:55:22,616 I know, but as I did it, I felt... 998 00:55:22,867 --> 00:55:24,950 Your opinion is not taken into account. 999 00:55:25,159 --> 00:55:26,283 I get it. 1000 00:55:26,534 --> 00:55:28,575 I've done this for 40 years. 1001 00:55:28,867 --> 00:55:33,491 So I'm starting to know the ropes. I know how things work. 1002 00:55:33,784 --> 00:55:35,616 You should listen to me. 1003 00:55:35,867 --> 00:55:39,366 You can't keep making decisions in a vacuum, 1004 00:55:39,659 --> 00:55:42,866 with your algorithms. It's ridiculous. You have to... 1005 00:55:43,117 --> 00:55:45,200 Your opinion is not taken into account. 1006 00:55:46,159 --> 00:55:47,616 At least I told you. 1007 00:55:47,909 --> 00:55:50,991 If I may say so, I don't share his opinion. 1008 00:55:51,409 --> 00:55:54,575 This new way of making movies is really exciting. 1009 00:55:55,701 --> 00:55:56,741 I love it. 1010 00:56:02,367 --> 00:56:05,075 Your opinion is not taken into account either. 1011 00:56:05,367 --> 00:56:06,533 - There. - OK. 1012 00:56:07,034 --> 00:56:10,116 And I've started to edit the movie 1013 00:56:10,742 --> 00:56:13,825 and I'm pleased to tell you that we are currently 1014 00:56:14,076 --> 00:56:16,533 92% faithful 1015 00:56:16,826 --> 00:56:19,658 to the studio's artistic charter. 1016 00:56:19,951 --> 00:56:21,158 It's a very good score. 1017 00:56:21,451 --> 00:56:24,658 - Great! - Well, if that's what matters to you, 1018 00:56:24,951 --> 00:56:25,950 we're delighted. 1019 00:56:26,201 --> 00:56:28,741 So, it's the end of an excellent day. 1020 00:56:29,034 --> 00:56:31,366 You must go back to the hotel to rest. 1021 00:56:31,659 --> 00:56:34,241 Do not forget you need 7 hours' sleep. 1022 00:56:35,242 --> 00:56:36,825 Do not forget... get... 1023 00:56:37,326 --> 00:56:38,408 get... get... 1024 00:56:40,242 --> 00:56:41,283 It's crashed. 1025 00:56:41,576 --> 00:56:44,241 We got the idea, we're not stupid. 1026 00:56:44,492 --> 00:56:45,616 See you tomorrow. 1027 00:56:45,867 --> 00:56:46,908 See you. 1028 00:56:47,742 --> 00:56:49,700 Why lick his ass like that? 1029 00:56:49,992 --> 00:56:51,533 He hasn't got an ass! 1030 00:56:51,826 --> 00:56:53,491 I don't want to get cut out. 1031 00:56:53,784 --> 00:56:55,991 Well, I promise you, 1032 00:56:56,534 --> 00:56:57,866 it'd suit me. 1033 00:57:52,409 --> 00:57:54,408 We are currently 92% faithful 1034 00:57:54,659 --> 00:57:57,950 to the producers' artistic charter. 1035 00:57:58,826 --> 00:57:59,991 It's a very good score. 1036 00:58:00,284 --> 00:58:01,200 Great. 1037 00:58:01,492 --> 00:58:02,408 Bye, Willy! 1038 00:58:02,701 --> 00:58:04,658 I'll just say goodbye to them. 1039 00:58:04,909 --> 00:58:06,700 - We're going. - Bye, kids. 1040 00:58:06,951 --> 00:58:10,033 Bravo, you were superb! Real pros! 1041 00:58:10,326 --> 00:58:11,616 See you tonight? 1042 00:58:11,909 --> 00:58:14,950 No, I'm going home. I'm exhausted. 1043 00:58:15,201 --> 00:58:16,991 Poor thing! He's exhausted! 1044 00:58:17,242 --> 00:58:19,658 - So many lines. - Come off it! 1045 00:58:19,951 --> 00:58:22,158 Get some rest. See you tomorrow. 1046 00:58:22,659 --> 00:58:23,741 See you. 1047 00:58:25,326 --> 00:58:26,491 Sorry, I'm all yours. 1048 00:58:26,784 --> 00:58:30,658 Just one thing, was I OK or not? 1049 00:58:30,909 --> 00:58:33,658 You were good, but not rigorous enough. 1050 00:58:33,951 --> 00:58:37,825 You fluffed or changed 14 lines of dialogue today. 1051 00:58:38,117 --> 00:58:39,866 Sorry, I can't help it. 1052 00:58:40,159 --> 00:58:43,575 I need to work on them. I can't do it otherwise. 1053 00:58:43,867 --> 00:58:46,283 I used the automatic dialogue corrector 1054 00:58:47,701 --> 00:58:49,491 to fix everything. 1055 00:58:49,742 --> 00:58:52,658 From your salary, there will be a deduction of 1056 00:58:52,909 --> 00:58:55,783 460 euros before tax. 1057 00:58:56,034 --> 00:58:57,158 OK. Never mind. 1058 00:58:57,451 --> 00:59:00,283 Don't stay talking all evening. Let's go. 1059 00:59:00,617 --> 00:59:01,825 I'm nearly done. 1060 00:59:02,492 --> 00:59:06,325 Sorry, I have to go, but I'll be more careful in future. 1061 00:59:06,576 --> 00:59:08,283 We have a lot to do tomorrow. 1062 00:59:08,576 --> 00:59:11,533 Do not forget you need 7 hours' sleep. 1063 00:59:11,826 --> 00:59:13,783 7 hours, sure... Got it. 1064 00:59:14,076 --> 00:59:15,950 Thanks, boss. See you tomorrow. 1065 00:59:24,242 --> 00:59:25,700 No, I know. 1066 00:59:26,576 --> 00:59:29,283 I've had big personal problems. 1067 00:59:29,576 --> 00:59:32,158 My wife left me, so... 1068 00:59:32,826 --> 00:59:34,283 I had a breakdown. 1069 00:59:35,034 --> 00:59:38,825 And I've gained 50 pounds since I was cast. 1070 00:59:39,492 --> 00:59:42,908 That's why I've changed a bit physically. 1071 00:59:44,284 --> 00:59:45,533 I'm sorry. 1072 00:59:46,826 --> 00:59:50,741 You should have informed us of this substantial weight gain. 1073 00:59:50,992 --> 00:59:55,158 We'll have to digitally alter your appearance 1074 00:59:55,451 --> 00:59:57,908 to give you a standard figure. 1075 00:59:58,576 --> 01:00:01,200 Well, OK, I don't care about that. 1076 01:00:01,826 --> 01:00:06,116 Unfortunately, the ensuing extra post-production costs 1077 01:00:06,367 --> 01:00:08,366 will be deducted from your fee. 1078 01:00:08,659 --> 01:00:11,908 Good evening and thank you, Stéphane Jouvet. 1079 01:00:12,617 --> 01:00:13,616 What? 1080 01:00:15,701 --> 01:00:16,491 No shit! 1081 01:00:33,951 --> 01:00:35,366 Damn, it's beautiful. 1082 01:00:36,492 --> 01:00:38,241 Yeah, it's heaven here. 1083 01:00:38,534 --> 01:00:42,283 I have a lump in my throat, it's so beautiful. 1084 01:00:42,701 --> 01:00:45,908 You know me, I'm a country boy. These are my roots. 1085 01:00:47,284 --> 01:00:49,908 Our apartment in Paris is nice enough, 1086 01:00:50,201 --> 01:00:51,950 but when you see all this... 1087 01:00:53,534 --> 01:00:56,158 You can't beat this feeling. 1088 01:00:57,867 --> 01:01:00,825 I can't get enough. I could sit anywhere here 1089 01:01:01,117 --> 01:01:05,616 and spend 3 days, just watching nature. 1090 01:01:08,326 --> 01:01:10,408 We should leave Paris more often 1091 01:01:10,701 --> 01:01:12,325 to get some fresh air. 1092 01:01:13,076 --> 01:01:14,116 We're idiots. 1093 01:01:14,701 --> 01:01:17,575 We could afford it. I mean, I make... 1094 01:01:18,242 --> 01:01:19,283 a good living. 1095 01:01:19,576 --> 01:01:22,450 Well, we say it, but we never do it. 1096 01:01:22,742 --> 01:01:24,533 We get caught up in bullshit. 1097 01:01:24,826 --> 01:01:25,950 I know. 1098 01:01:29,826 --> 01:01:31,575 But if we had a dog... 1099 01:01:33,742 --> 01:01:36,158 we'd have to go away more often. 1100 01:01:36,367 --> 01:01:38,533 Please don't bring that up again. 1101 01:01:38,784 --> 01:01:40,658 We agreed. Stop that. 1102 01:01:40,992 --> 01:01:42,908 He'd follow us around. 1103 01:01:43,117 --> 01:01:45,366 We'd take him everywhere. 1104 01:01:45,659 --> 01:01:48,408 You know I'm allergic to dogs, baby. 1105 01:01:48,617 --> 01:01:50,408 Allergic in your mind! 1106 01:01:50,909 --> 01:01:52,825 You can't be allergic to dogs. 1107 01:01:53,117 --> 01:01:54,866 Dogs are life. 1108 01:01:55,117 --> 01:01:57,366 You can't be allergic to life. 1109 01:01:57,617 --> 01:01:59,575 You just have a mental block. 1110 01:01:59,867 --> 01:02:02,741 It's just like I had with spinach. 1111 01:02:03,076 --> 01:02:04,158 No, wait... 1112 01:02:04,451 --> 01:02:06,241 You never got a rash. 1113 01:02:06,492 --> 01:02:07,908 It's totally different. 1114 01:02:08,201 --> 01:02:09,241 It's the same! 1115 01:02:09,534 --> 01:02:11,075 You can't compare it. 1116 01:02:11,284 --> 01:02:13,116 If you free your mind, 1117 01:02:13,367 --> 01:02:17,116 everything would change overnight. You could sleep in a kennel. 1118 01:02:17,409 --> 01:02:19,741 I have no wish to. Leave me alone! 1119 01:02:19,992 --> 01:02:21,741 I have no wish to, OK? 1120 01:02:22,034 --> 01:02:25,200 I'm just asking you for a little lap dog. 1121 01:02:25,492 --> 01:02:27,283 - Not a big dog. - No! 1122 01:02:27,492 --> 01:02:31,033 We've been over this. It's too inconvenient! Stop! 1123 01:02:31,242 --> 01:02:33,908 I'll do everything! You won't have to. 1124 01:02:34,201 --> 01:02:35,700 I'll walk it, clean up... 1125 01:02:35,992 --> 01:02:38,700 I don't care! They're a pain and they stink! 1126 01:02:38,992 --> 01:02:40,325 How else can I say it? 1127 01:02:40,742 --> 01:02:43,033 You know I'm dying for one. Please! 1128 01:02:43,326 --> 01:02:45,866 Pretty please! I'm begging you... 1129 01:02:48,659 --> 01:02:50,491 I like it when you beg. 1130 01:02:50,909 --> 01:02:52,116 Keep going! 1131 01:02:53,534 --> 01:02:55,450 I feel suddenly powerful. 1132 01:02:55,742 --> 01:02:57,158 Go on, keep begging me. 1133 01:02:58,117 --> 01:03:00,116 Do you want me to get on my knees? 1134 01:03:00,826 --> 01:03:03,658 - Yeah, give it a try. - OK, fine. 1135 01:03:05,909 --> 01:03:06,950 My love... 1136 01:03:09,492 --> 01:03:12,825 For 2 beautiful years, we've shared everything 1137 01:03:13,117 --> 01:03:15,408 joyfully, passionately, generously... 1138 01:03:15,701 --> 01:03:17,658 Will you look me in the eye? 1139 01:03:17,951 --> 01:03:21,283 I'm looking at you, baby. No-one but you. 1140 01:03:22,742 --> 01:03:26,616 I left my home town in the mountains 1141 01:03:26,909 --> 01:03:29,283 to move into your 2-room place in Paris. 1142 01:03:29,576 --> 01:03:31,408 You know what that cost me. 1143 01:03:31,701 --> 01:03:33,700 I lost special friends... 1144 01:03:34,409 --> 01:03:36,200 I had financial worries... 1145 01:03:36,784 --> 01:03:38,283 fought with my parents. 1146 01:03:38,576 --> 01:03:40,825 Want me to say what I think of them? 1147 01:03:41,117 --> 01:03:42,241 Let me finish. 1148 01:03:42,576 --> 01:03:45,491 I kneel before you, the happiest of men. 1149 01:03:45,784 --> 01:03:47,491 Christian, stop it! 1150 01:03:47,784 --> 01:03:49,408 - I mean it. - Please... 1151 01:03:49,742 --> 01:03:53,241 This is from the bottom of my heart. I'm not joking. 1152 01:03:55,867 --> 01:03:56,866 So... 1153 01:03:57,159 --> 01:03:59,075 I'm happy, you're happy. 1154 01:03:59,367 --> 01:04:01,033 Everything's for the best. 1155 01:04:01,326 --> 01:04:05,116 Nevertheless, there is one thing which could make 1156 01:04:05,909 --> 01:04:08,116 our life even more exceptional... 1157 01:04:08,409 --> 01:04:10,241 - Even lovelier... - I get it. 1158 01:04:10,534 --> 01:04:12,450 A dog. No! 1159 01:04:12,742 --> 01:04:14,116 A dog. Please... 1160 01:04:14,659 --> 01:04:17,408 I'm solemnly asking you... 1161 01:04:18,159 --> 01:04:19,575 my love, on my knees... 1162 01:04:19,867 --> 01:04:21,616 - What? - Let me finish. 1163 01:04:21,992 --> 01:04:24,783 I'm solemnly asking you, Guillaume, my love... 1164 01:04:25,826 --> 01:04:27,241 Will you marry me? 1165 01:04:29,617 --> 01:04:31,116 No, I just want a dog! 1166 01:04:31,742 --> 01:04:35,200 That's a disgusting thing to do! That's bad. 1167 01:04:35,451 --> 01:04:38,241 - That's really bad! - Wow, your face! 1168 01:04:38,492 --> 01:04:40,783 - Disgusting. - Sorry, you know me! 1169 01:04:41,076 --> 01:04:42,033 That's bad. 1170 01:04:49,034 --> 01:04:50,033 Hey! 1171 01:04:50,742 --> 01:04:51,741 OK? 1172 01:04:53,201 --> 01:04:55,616 I won't see you again. I've finished. 1173 01:04:56,159 --> 01:04:58,533 - Yeah, you only had one scene. - Yeah. 1174 01:04:58,826 --> 01:05:00,533 - Did you like it? - Dunno. 1175 01:05:00,826 --> 01:05:02,283 I'm in two minds. 1176 01:05:02,617 --> 01:05:04,908 The producer did a shitty thing, too. 1177 01:05:05,201 --> 01:05:06,783 They're a pain. 1178 01:05:07,076 --> 01:05:08,950 They always are. 1179 01:05:09,826 --> 01:05:11,575 Well, you were great. 1180 01:05:11,867 --> 01:05:13,991 The shaking and all was perfect. 1181 01:05:14,534 --> 01:05:15,700 - Hilarious. - Yeah. 1182 01:05:16,034 --> 01:05:17,075 Really good. 1183 01:05:17,492 --> 01:05:20,866 And it's not easy to do. It's true. 1184 01:05:21,159 --> 01:05:22,408 That's nice, thanks. 1185 01:05:25,284 --> 01:05:27,491 Maybe we could swap numbers? 1186 01:05:29,534 --> 01:05:30,533 What for? 1187 01:05:31,326 --> 01:05:33,075 I don't know... To... 1188 01:05:33,576 --> 01:05:34,866 to stay in touch. 1189 01:05:36,409 --> 01:05:37,700 In touch... 1190 01:05:39,201 --> 01:05:40,575 You seem bothered... 1191 01:05:41,201 --> 01:05:43,283 No, frankly... 1192 01:05:43,576 --> 01:05:46,866 We don't really call people. 1193 01:05:47,159 --> 01:05:50,950 We have cellphones, but we hardly ever use them. 1194 01:05:51,242 --> 01:05:52,950 It's not our thing. 1195 01:05:53,242 --> 01:05:57,033 With all the waves, the wifi, and so on... 1196 01:05:57,951 --> 01:05:59,325 We're green. 1197 01:05:59,617 --> 01:06:01,283 - OK. - We're green. 1198 01:06:03,534 --> 01:06:06,950 But we'll see you at the preview if you like. 1199 01:06:07,242 --> 01:06:08,283 Yeah, OK. 1200 01:06:08,992 --> 01:06:09,825 I get it. 1201 01:06:10,117 --> 01:06:12,700 - Don't take it badly. - No, it's OK. 1202 01:06:13,784 --> 01:06:15,950 - All the best. - You too. 1203 01:06:16,242 --> 01:06:17,450 So long! 1204 01:06:21,117 --> 01:06:22,200 See you. 1205 01:06:28,659 --> 01:06:29,950 We hurt his feelings. 1206 01:06:30,242 --> 01:06:31,491 It doesn't matter. 1207 01:06:32,034 --> 01:06:34,158 - Who cares? - I felt sorry for him. 1208 01:06:34,784 --> 01:06:36,741 We don't know him, baby. 1209 01:06:37,201 --> 01:06:38,658 You know what it's like. 1210 01:06:39,201 --> 01:06:41,783 He calls, you don't answer. 1211 01:06:42,367 --> 01:06:43,741 Then, it's hellish. 1212 01:06:44,034 --> 01:06:45,075 True. 1213 01:06:46,742 --> 01:06:49,116 You can't stay in touch with everyone. 1214 01:06:50,576 --> 01:06:51,908 It's unmanageable. 1215 01:06:52,492 --> 01:06:53,533 Just think... 1216 01:07:05,117 --> 01:07:07,408 I always have this floating moment... 1217 01:07:08,701 --> 01:07:10,116 after a day's work. 1218 01:07:10,992 --> 01:07:12,825 I feel really weird. 1219 01:07:16,617 --> 01:07:19,450 You go through such intense stuff on set. 1220 01:07:20,326 --> 01:07:21,658 When it stops... 1221 01:07:23,117 --> 01:07:25,241 I don't know... I feel kinda lost. 1222 01:07:26,492 --> 01:07:28,075 Drained, you know? 1223 01:07:31,576 --> 01:07:33,283 I didn't mean to bore you. 1224 01:07:33,576 --> 01:07:35,075 No, I understand. 1225 01:07:36,826 --> 01:07:38,158 Don't you feel that? 1226 01:07:38,451 --> 01:07:39,450 Well... 1227 01:07:40,034 --> 01:07:41,033 No. 1228 01:07:41,617 --> 01:07:45,158 It's funny, we've never discussed it, but... 1229 01:07:46,201 --> 01:07:48,658 I have a big theory about that. 1230 01:07:48,951 --> 01:07:50,158 - You do? - Yeah. 1231 01:07:52,409 --> 01:07:53,908 I think that... 1232 01:07:54,492 --> 01:07:56,450 the way we read the world... 1233 01:07:57,951 --> 01:07:59,991 is completely inverted. 1234 01:08:01,367 --> 01:08:03,200 Everything's upside down. 1235 01:08:04,409 --> 01:08:05,700 Like what? 1236 01:08:06,034 --> 01:08:07,033 Everything! 1237 01:08:07,784 --> 01:08:09,325 We've got it all wrong. 1238 01:08:10,409 --> 01:08:12,450 We think fiction is fiction 1239 01:08:12,742 --> 01:08:15,075 and that reality is reality. 1240 01:08:15,534 --> 01:08:17,575 No, that's completely wrong. 1241 01:08:18,534 --> 01:08:21,533 Look closer and you'll see it's the opposite. 1242 01:08:22,492 --> 01:08:24,575 OK! That's your big theory? 1243 01:08:24,867 --> 01:08:26,491 Don't laugh, it... 1244 01:08:27,867 --> 01:08:30,283 It took me ages to develop it. 1245 01:08:30,576 --> 01:08:33,200 I thought about it like crazy for years. 1246 01:08:33,492 --> 01:08:34,950 It's not bullshit. 1247 01:08:35,242 --> 01:08:37,908 It's mind-blowing if you get the concept... 1248 01:08:38,201 --> 01:08:41,658 Well, tell me more because I don't see the concept. 1249 01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:45,158 What you think is reality, right here, right now... 1250 01:08:45,451 --> 01:08:47,033 Or tomorrow morning, say. 1251 01:08:47,701 --> 01:08:50,575 You get up, have coffee, go for a run... 1252 01:08:51,159 --> 01:08:52,616 That's all fictitious. 1253 01:08:54,659 --> 01:08:56,033 Whereas movies... 1254 01:08:57,034 --> 01:09:01,575 music, dreams, the stories we tell ourselves, fantasies... 1255 01:09:01,867 --> 01:09:03,200 That's really real. 1256 01:09:03,867 --> 01:09:06,408 It's just that you prefer the imagination. 1257 01:09:06,701 --> 01:09:09,116 No, you don't understand. 1258 01:09:09,659 --> 01:09:10,825 It's more profound. 1259 01:09:14,201 --> 01:09:17,325 We've been reading it wrong from the start. 1260 01:09:18,534 --> 01:09:22,075 People have always believed that reality is what they see. 1261 01:09:22,367 --> 01:09:23,575 So? That's normal. 1262 01:09:23,867 --> 01:09:24,825 No! 1263 01:09:25,242 --> 01:09:26,825 No, it's not normal. 1264 01:09:28,117 --> 01:09:31,700 You were programmed to think like that from birth. 1265 01:09:31,992 --> 01:09:34,200 You can't help it, like everyone else. 1266 01:09:35,701 --> 01:09:37,366 I can tell you that... 1267 01:09:38,242 --> 01:09:39,700 everything's upside down. 1268 01:09:39,992 --> 01:09:41,783 It's the other way around. 1269 01:09:44,034 --> 01:09:46,158 I know you can't accept it at once. 1270 01:09:46,451 --> 01:09:48,491 It seems crazy, I understand. 1271 01:09:49,826 --> 01:09:51,741 But if you really think about it... 1272 01:09:52,701 --> 01:09:54,033 it's staggering. 1273 01:09:57,451 --> 01:09:59,533 OK, let's say you're right. 1274 01:10:00,284 --> 01:10:03,491 But... Sorry if this is a dumb question. 1275 01:10:03,867 --> 01:10:05,991 What does it change to your life? 1276 01:10:06,284 --> 01:10:07,908 It changes everything! 1277 01:10:08,701 --> 01:10:12,158 Everything... OK, give me a concrete example. 1278 01:10:16,867 --> 01:10:18,700 The first thing I think of, OK? 1279 01:10:18,992 --> 01:10:20,033 Yeah, go on. 1280 01:10:21,242 --> 01:10:23,950 So, if we apply my theory right now... 1281 01:10:26,076 --> 01:10:28,866 I can sleep with you without cheating on my wife. 1282 01:10:29,159 --> 01:10:30,700 - What? - It's simple. 1283 01:10:31,992 --> 01:10:34,241 As it's fiction, we wouldn't care. 1284 01:10:34,534 --> 01:10:35,950 It wouldn't matter. 1285 01:10:36,826 --> 01:10:38,241 OK, I get it. 1286 01:10:38,576 --> 01:10:39,866 It's just... 1287 01:10:40,826 --> 01:10:43,116 a way of not giving a shit. 1288 01:10:43,409 --> 01:10:46,366 No! Not at all. It's serious. 1289 01:10:47,576 --> 01:10:51,533 You invented a crappy concept to screw who you like, guilt-free. 1290 01:10:51,826 --> 01:10:53,741 No way! 1291 01:10:55,451 --> 01:10:56,783 You're a sewer rat. 1292 01:10:57,701 --> 01:10:58,741 Forget it. 1293 01:11:01,367 --> 01:11:03,033 - You want to fuck me. - No! 1294 01:11:03,326 --> 01:11:05,241 Florence, it was an example. 1295 01:11:08,992 --> 01:11:10,491 Hold on... 1296 01:11:11,284 --> 01:11:13,825 - Does it work for me, too? - Sure. 1297 01:11:14,117 --> 01:11:15,325 - Really? - Yeah. 1298 01:11:15,617 --> 01:11:16,741 Great. 1299 01:11:17,201 --> 01:11:19,783 So, if I want to sleep with... 1300 01:11:20,534 --> 01:11:21,825 the sound guy... 1301 01:11:22,992 --> 01:11:25,658 I won't be cheating on my husband, right? 1302 01:11:26,076 --> 01:11:29,033 - Because reality is fiction? - Which sound guy? 1303 01:11:29,701 --> 01:11:31,825 - Claude? - It's just an example. 1304 01:11:32,117 --> 01:11:33,616 You wanna screw that pig? 1305 01:11:33,909 --> 01:11:35,325 Does it work for me, too? 1306 01:11:35,617 --> 01:11:37,075 You wanna screw that pig? 1307 01:11:37,367 --> 01:11:38,283 Forget it. 1308 01:11:38,576 --> 01:11:40,741 Are we really talking about Claude? 1309 01:11:41,034 --> 01:11:43,408 Does this method work...? 1310 01:11:43,701 --> 01:11:45,450 Am I the first or...? 1311 01:11:45,742 --> 01:11:47,241 It's not a method. 1312 01:11:47,534 --> 01:11:51,408 It's a revolutionary philosophy I'm trying to share with you. 1313 01:11:51,701 --> 01:11:52,783 Yeah, sure! 1314 01:11:53,076 --> 01:11:55,033 Just stop talking. 1315 01:11:57,326 --> 01:11:58,616 It's embarrassing. 1316 01:11:59,326 --> 01:12:00,825 I'm not a total fool. 1317 01:12:01,117 --> 01:12:02,825 Claude! No shit? 1318 01:12:03,117 --> 01:12:05,283 Be quiet. Just be quiet, OK? 1319 01:12:05,826 --> 01:12:07,408 Leave me alone. 1320 01:12:10,367 --> 01:12:12,575 I'd rather listen to the silence. 1321 01:12:14,826 --> 01:12:17,533 Reality is reality. Period. 1322 01:16:38,201 --> 01:16:43,075 THE SECOND ACT 84458

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