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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,514 (* BOMBAY BICYCLE CLUB: Overdone) 1 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:33,557 Banana! 2 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,477 FREDDIE: Oh, for God's sake! 3 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:37,351 - HENRY: He's in a mood. - I think it's him. 4 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:40,351 Josh. 5 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:43,631 18, law student, so he says. Can't get rid of him. 6 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:47,269 Ah, he looks nice. 7 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:49,993 DEAN: Freddie said '"Bye! '", but he won't take the hint. 8 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:53,669 Just keeps sitting there, clinging on. Like a young version of you. 9 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,153 HENRY: Oh, thank you very much! 10 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,430 FRANKIE: Thursday afternoon, I need you out, OK? Stay out 11 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:59,755 till about half six, and you, Dean, both of you, I need the place to myself, 12 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:01,119 Thursday, OK? 13 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:12,794 You're still here. 14 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,159 You all right? Good shower? 15 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,111 I'm late for work. 16 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:19,755 No, I won't stay for a coffee or anything cos I need to get the train. 17 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:20,915 Um... 18 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:26,198 Got to go back for a mate's wedding. Oh, you should come. 19 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,993 I mean, she's piss poor, but there'll be at least one free drink. 20 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:32,077 No. Thanks. Er... you'd better go. 21 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:38,433 Oh, I phoned my phone from yours, so, um, I've got your number. 22 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,789 Bye. 23 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:49,159 See ya. 24 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:56,436 (DEAN AND HENRY LAUGH) 25 00:01:56,480 --> 00:02:00,473 *I could bet all of the riches that I ever had 26 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:07,675 * Rushing the night like a shark, babe Would it be bad 27 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:10,632 *If I had to set the alarm? 28 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:14,229 * Cos the thrills that are run up my back 29 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,633 * Hey 30 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:27,114 * Yeah 31 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:31,480 * You're like a wildfire 32 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:34,159 * You got me rising high... * 33 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:38,469 Soph? 34 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:40,431 (SCREAMS) 35 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,118 Oh! 36 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:44,919 Ah, look at your gay hair! 37 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:47,428 I know. So gay. 38 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:48,993 Did you... Where's your suit? 39 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,553 Oh, it's at my mum and dad's. 40 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,558 Look. Been wearing it all week. 41 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:54,828 What do you think? 42 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:57,713 - Where's mine? - So gay. 43 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,273 Hey, check it out - 44 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:02,949 Josh, meet the Pussy Wagon. Pussy Wagon, meet Josh. 45 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,070 Oh, my God. Is that it? 46 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,314 And only 90 quid a day. 47 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,510 But just, you know, transfer me the money whenever. 48 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:11,632 What? I ain't... Why am I paying for it? 49 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:12,795 I don't even drive. 50 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:13,989 Because I'm getting married. 51 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,234 Yeah, and I'm a student. 52 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:16,793 Oh! You should have said. 53 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,637 That's why you left and never came back. 54 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,591 It was reading week, I had to read. 55 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:21,914 It was my hen night. 56 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,393 Yeah, and I sent you a card. 57 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:25,670 Yeah, from fucking Moonpig! 58 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,835 Does Trisha McColl still work in the baker's? 59 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,833 Look, there she is. 60 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:49,156 With her bad skin and tepid sausage rolls. 61 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,235 Knob. 62 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:51,679 She was such a knob. 63 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,392 (TOOTS HORN) 64 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:56,195 Hi! 65 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:57,229 Whoo! 66 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,032 (THEY LAUGH) 67 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:04,553 Remember when you kissed Anna Hall behind that tree in year seven? 68 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:08,559 D'you remember when you let Daniel Press finger you behind that tree in year seven? 69 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,229 Yeah. 70 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,391 Speaking of a cheeky finger... 71 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:19,432 Meet Freddie. Fuckable-Fred. 72 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:20,549 Do you actually know this one? 73 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:23,478 Yes, I know him. Biblically. We shagged last night. 74 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:24,589 Why are his eyes shut? 75 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,279 They're not. He's just messing around. 76 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,156 We're gonna go out properly when I get back. 77 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,428 Go for food and everything. 78 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:35,916 - Where? - I dunno. Wherever. Curry mile. 79 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:41,194 So, Luke Hulton sent me a Facebook message. 80 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,117 Asked me if I was going to the wedding. 81 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:44,559 Yeah. We kinda hang out. 82 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:45,635 Why? 83 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:49,275 Dunno. Just do. He's all right now. 84 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:57,835 I found that old conversation the other day, 85 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,155 the one where you told me you thought you liked him. 86 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,519 What you talking about? 87 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:04,836 And I found our old MSN conversations. Hundreds of them. 88 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,030 Thousands. They must have saved automatically. 89 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:10,356 Oh, my God, are they cringe? You know about my theory, don't you? 90 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,356 That all our generation can touch type because... 91 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:13,674 Yeah, I deleted them. 92 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,393 What? They were hell. 93 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:21,238 Soph, that's like... deleting the history of us. 94 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:26,718 All those hours we spent talking. Typing. Dissecting. 95 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:29,399 Black Friday, the time you crimped your hair, the time I bleached mine. 96 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,431 What was Black Friday? 97 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:33,789 Oh, you know what Black Friday was. 98 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:35,956 Those were our Nixon tapes. 99 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,992 Our Diana letters. What if I wanted to write my autobiography? 100 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:42,077 That's prime source material, gone. 101 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,671 I've got to pick up the bridesmaids' presents. 102 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:52,269 I can give you a lift home if you want. They'll wanna see you. 103 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,638 Come on, then, you vagabond. 104 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,509 I thought Marc was meant to be, like, a summer thing? 105 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:05,632 So did I. But he asked. 106 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:08,075 You didn't have to say yes. 107 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,236 You weren't there to stop me, were you? 108 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:15,279 You know after you've had sex with somebody and you... finish. 109 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:18,312 And you go into the bathroom and you just wish they'd leave, 110 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,396 piss off so you can sleep in your own bed, alone? 111 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:22,715 The come and run? Sure. 112 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:24,990 I don't have that with Marc. 113 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:27,873 And that's love, isn't it? 114 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,592 - Really? - (TEXT ALERT) 115 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:32,629 Freddie? 116 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:34,908 Yeah. 117 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:40,636 * Faster, faster, you won't go far 118 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:44,593 * Shouldn't leave, feeling faith We both know why 119 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:48,599 * You got to show me Both knees, cold I lie 120 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:53,395 * Hold me slowly Hide me till I can fly... * 121 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:55,476 Whoo! 122 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:56,839 *... We can make time... * 123 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:02,953 Oh, my God, remember when 124 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,231 Sarah Tandy kept telling everyone her cat was self-harming? 125 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:10,751 And then she started crying cos Mr Daniel told her off for lying! 126 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:13,553 Do you remember when Emily shit herself? 127 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:19,070 I had the norovirus. And I didn't shit myself. I just... 128 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,714 ALL: Followed through! 129 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:26,469 I've got one. Sixth form prom after party - Bar Zinc. 130 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:29,034 Guys? Come on. That did nothappen! 131 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,877 - Yeah, it did! - We were all there. 132 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:33,150 You went into a bar with a black man. 133 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,918 And left with a different black man 134 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,235 who you thought was the same black man! 135 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,589 It so did not happen! 136 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:42,108 I think I'm actually crying. 137 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:45,194 What's wrong with you? 138 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:47,231 I just don't think it's funny. 139 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,510 You thought it was funny in school. 140 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:51,676 It's not funny because it's racist. 141 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:54,598 Wait, I was trying to get with a black man, 142 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,108 which is, like, the complete opposite of racist. 143 00:07:58,200 --> 00:07:59,110 Do you think it's racist? 144 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,992 - Emily doesn't think it's racist. - Then... Emily hasn't 145 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:05,393 thought about it enough. 146 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,431 - Josh. - Are you fucking serious? 147 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,357 You don't have to be black to be offended by a racist slur. 148 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:12,073 So me trying to jump the bones of a black man is now a racist slur? 149 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:16,557 Hey, guys. Remember how I'm getting married tomorrow? 150 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:18,670 How's the law degree going? 151 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:21,757 Yeah. I mean, nobody really bothers in the first year... 152 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:25,634 Shame you didn't get into Oxford, though. Still, it's good that you tried. 153 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:27,591 Guess who? 154 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,153 Uh, Bradley Cooper? 155 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:30,553 Ooh, better. 156 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,670 Leonardo DiCaprio? 157 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,756 Oh, better than him. 158 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:35,915 It's Jimmy Savile. 159 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:41,834 - Marc, you remember Josh? - Of course, howdy. 160 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:45,919 Hey, Josh, what kind of a sausage makes school kids cry? 161 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:49,833 Josh? What kind of a sausage makes school kids cry? 162 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:52,758 - I dunno. - A Savile-oyyy! 163 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,916 (HARRIET LAUGHS) 164 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,791 Good surprise, baby? 165 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,718 Good surprise. We haven't ordered desserts yet. 166 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:05,351 It all looks so good. Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom! 167 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:06,435 Excuse me. 168 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:26,112 * What'll it be now, Mister Mole? 169 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:32,953 * Whisper sloth in curls of smoke 170 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,958 * Take a back seat 171 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,594 * Or play pharaoh... * 172 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:40,789 What? 173 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:44,116 I don't even care if you call us racist, because I'm so obviously not. 174 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:50,193 But please don't be rude to Marc. 175 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:51,832 I'm not. 176 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,871 I don't care about... I haven't said anything to him. 177 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,319 He's my fiance. 178 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:56,918 He's a dick. 179 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,632 What have I done wrong? 180 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,796 Seriously, what have I done to you? 181 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:04,150 I've got a job, a good job. I'm getting married 182 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,873 to a nice man. I'm nice to my friends. 183 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:10,196 I'm nice to you. So, please, what have I done? 184 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,070 Nothing. 185 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:14,476 No. Come on. I've obviously done something. 186 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:19,592 I'm saying - you've done nothing. You work in Next. 187 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:21,790 You live in the same small town that you were born in. 188 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,671 And you marry the first guy who looks at you twice. 189 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:26,280 Whose name is Marc. With a C. 190 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,436 Cos that's what they're always called. Marc. 191 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:30,596 Marriage, mortgage, maternity. 192 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:33,234 With Marc. Fuck off, Marc! 193 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:35,475 Why don't you fuck off? 194 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:39,877 Fuck off back to Manchester and take your poncey, stupid hair with you. 195 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:52,956 Thanks for the lift. 196 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,070 No worries, buddy. See you in church. 197 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:56,633 Back in a sec. 198 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:01,076 That jumper I got you last year. That was from Next. 199 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:04,113 Is that why you never wear it? 200 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:08,318 Maybe you shouldn't come tomorrow. 201 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,351 Fine. Whatever. 202 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:12,469 Good. 203 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:30,475 * Call it what you want 204 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:35,555 * And maybe once or twice 205 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:39,195 * The words rolled off your lips and 206 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:42,152 * I was paralysed 207 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:46,159 * What you want What you want 208 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:49,590 * Complete surrender 209 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,073 * Can't help but 210 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,588 * Can't help but 211 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:57,679 * Can't help but hide it from you 212 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,119 * Can't help but 213 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:01,594 * Can't help but 214 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:04,871 * Can't help but hide it from you 215 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:06,956 * Two foolish figurines... * 216 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,399 Oh, fuck's sake. 217 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,239 *... Dancing on a disc 218 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:16,198 * Welcomed with open arms 219 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,869 * Baby, you knew the risk 220 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:22,309 * Can't help but 221 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:23,554 * Can't help but 222 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,717 * Can't help but hide it from 223 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:31,356 * You-ou-ou 224 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,753 * You let me have your heart 225 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,075 * And let me turn it over 226 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,998 * Too-oo-oo 227 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,872 * You knew this from the start 228 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,717 * And yet you're happy to depart... * 229 00:12:56,840 --> 00:13:01,072 Should have known you were back - crying buckets up there, she is. 230 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,995 Mum. It's OK. 231 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:08,634 It's got nothing to do with the fact it's from Next. 232 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:11,592 It's to do with the fact it's completely vile. 233 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,876 Tell me more things. 234 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:24,992 On a Monday, there's a night called The Pop. Pound a pint. 235 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,189 Pound a sambuca. 236 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:30,637 I go out with 20 quid. Get titted. 237 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:34,434 Taxi home. And I've still got enough in the morning for a steak bake. 238 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:39,470 And no Trisha McColl. Which is nice. 239 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:44,668 Are you asleep? 240 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:46,909 Soph? 241 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,474 How come you never ask me up? 242 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:52,431 You don't need an invitation. 243 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,633 Worried the old fag hag would cramp your style? 244 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,636 No. 245 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,910 I just wanted to... settle in. 246 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:08,035 I know you get it. More than anyone, you get it. 247 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,150 But you can't get it completely. 248 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:14,955 And it's not - get the violin's out, woe is me. 249 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,673 It's just different. And not good different. 250 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:23,994 And everyone says, '"Oh, it's easy to be a little gay boy now, 251 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,155 "easier than it was." 252 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:27,714 But not always. 253 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,434 Not when you're me. 254 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:36,758 Not when there are people like Luke Hulton. 255 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:37,949 The boy you fancied. 256 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,592 The boy who bullied me. 257 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:42,154 I had to lie for 17 years. 258 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,350 Hey. Not to me, you didn't. 259 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,119 But, at university, it's not like that. 260 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,833 It just is. And it's amazing. 261 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,191 Still love you. 262 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,032 I love you too. 263 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,637 (SOFTLY) Please don't do it. 264 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:07,748 Don't do what? 265 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,392 Settle. 266 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,753 Why aren't you demanding more than mediocrity? 267 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:20,989 More than Marc. 268 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,073 I'm not settling for anything. 269 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:27,112 We're 18. You're 18. 270 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,470 People should still be asking you what you wanna be when you're older. 271 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:36,909 Soph? 272 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:43,273 You wanted to leave, to go to uni. And that's fine. That's great. 273 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:44,958 But I don't want the things you do. 274 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,230 Think of all the life you're gonna miss out on. 275 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,238 What about all the life you're gonna miss out on? 276 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,791 Your old mates. Your family. 277 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,029 Me. 278 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,991 I've not emigrated. 279 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,952 And anyway, I've got Freddie. 280 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,911 You've got the guy you met, what, once, twice? 281 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,951 Why are you being a prick? 282 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,672 I'm not... 283 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,119 I'm being honest. 284 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,598 And I'm getting married, I'm not joining a convent. 285 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,679 I take your point, I do. 286 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,757 But I don't think I am missing out. 287 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,638 Missing out on what? 288 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:25,150 The coke sniffs, waking up to a different random every week. 289 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,191 I'm not exactly Pete Doherty, am I? 290 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:30,959 That week after my 16th, 291 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,390 we baby-sat for your mum's friend, Helen, do you remember? 292 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:36,476 We went on MSN after. 293 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:40,433 And I said, '"If we could skip the next 25 years 294 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:44,598 '"and become them, Helen and her husband, me and you. 295 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:49,839 '"Live that life. That house, that money. 296 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,393 '"Would you do it? 297 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:52,555 '"With me? '" 298 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:54,994 And what did you say? 299 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,712 I have no idea. 300 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:59,797 You said no, but I said yes. 301 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,676 Because that's what I want. 302 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:05,790 I want to marry someone. 303 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,796 I want to be with someone. 304 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:10,957 - I don't want to be you. - I'm not asking you to be me. 305 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,231 But you said you wanted to be with someone. 306 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,872 What? 307 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:20,232 You said '"someone'". But you didn't say Marc. 308 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,519 '"My mum and dad hate each other. 309 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,676 '"But at least it's someone to go on holiday with.'" 310 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:26,835 That's what you're saying. 311 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:30,350 I'm not. I'm not at all. 312 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,877 - We need to go to sleep. - You've put on weight again. 313 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,515 And I didn't just say that to be a complete and utter cunt. 314 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:39,879 Then why did you? 315 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,150 Because you did the same when your dad died. 316 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,794 The same when you were doing your GCSEs. 317 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,393 What does it mean? 318 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,710 It means you don't love him. 319 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,469 (RINGING TONE) 320 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,274 FREDDIE: Hello? 321 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:16,034 Freddie? Hey. It... it's me. Josh. 322 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,035 Yeah? 323 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,435 Did I leave my Young Person's Railcard at yours, because... 324 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,038 Mate. Can you just... 325 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,196 stop texting me and delete this number? 326 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,469 Fine. 327 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,990 Er, but I do actually need the Railcard because it's a third off... 328 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,712 (CALL ENDS) 329 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,600 * As long as you take me there 330 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:44,479 * Don't care if you're sure to come on in 331 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:48,308 *As long as you're taking me there 332 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:51,796 * If you roll the dice there's a chance 333 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,637 * As long as you take me there 334 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:56,831 * I don't even care about it 335 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:01,191 * Just as long as you're taking me there 336 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,879 * We could be We could be 337 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,832 * So long as you're taking me there... * 338 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,951 Can you go check for me? 339 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,752 Check that he's there? 340 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:16,078 Just go in. And check. And tell me. Please. 341 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,633 (ORGAN MUSIC) 342 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,836 What? 343 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:37,109 Nothing. He's inside. 344 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,754 Sophie, get in! 345 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,995 - Hurry up. - Tell me. 346 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,753 He's wearing a kilt. 347 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,919 What have you said to her? 348 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:52,238 No. No way, you're doing this. 349 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:54,675 Soph? 350 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,672 I don't know. OK? 351 00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,039 I don't know. 352 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,639 MARC: I'm not looking. I promise. 353 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,069 This is you, this is. What have you done? 354 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,553 What have you said? 355 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,670 Baby? We're all ready to go in there. 356 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,551 Marc? 357 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,989 Marc, just look at me. 358 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,918 But what about the dress? 359 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,678 Thing is... 360 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:24,994 you're nice... 361 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,998 and lovely... 362 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,553 and so sweet. 363 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:33,036 And, please, go to Playa de las Américas. 364 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,117 Don't waste the honeymoon. 365 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,954 Take Harriet. Because I think she'd like that. 366 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,798 But I don't want to settle. 367 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,596 I don't want to settle for a man... 368 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:49,789 ...in a kilt. 369 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,672 Get in. 370 00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:58,919 (* SUMMER CAMP: Fresh) 371 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:07,955 * I swear when I was young 372 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,116 * Summers were full and fresh and long... * 373 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,952 Go! You motherfuckers, go! Yeah! 374 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,560 *... I always said you were a different class 375 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,511 * Blue eyes and a messed-up past 376 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,551 * For every single promise I reneged 377 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,750 * Every stupid word I wish I hadn't said 378 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,677 * First love is the best love 379 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:26,994 * First love is... * 380 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,229 I'm gonna have to buy new clothes. 381 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,794 I've got that ISA, I can use that. 382 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,831 Is there a Next in Manchester? 383 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,438 There'll be a Next in Manchester. 384 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,709 I might be able to transfer. 385 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,352 This is mad, this. 386 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,193 How are we gonna manage? 387 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,470 Is it a single or a double bed in your room? 388 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,628 You're not staying with me. 389 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,511 * Faster, faster 390 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,357 * You won't go far 391 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,311 * Shouldn't leave, feeling faith 392 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:08,271 * We both know why 393 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,992 * You got to show me 394 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,270 * Both knees, cold I lie 395 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,356 * Hold me slowly 396 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,868 * Hide me till I can fly 397 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,638 * Always we can sing 398 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,398 * We can make time 399 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,715 * Old songs, flood and flame You could be mine... * 27314

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