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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,116 (SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE) 1 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:09,069 (DOOR SHUTS) 2 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:13,309 (SLIGHT RATTLING) 3 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:28,759 (PANTS ANXIOUSLY) 4 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:36,278 - Jesus, fuck! - Eddie! 5 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:37,992 Christ! 6 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,268 - What are you doing? - What am I doing? 7 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:40,833 What the fuck are you doing? 8 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:43,348 Happy birthday. 9 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:48,235 I want my keys back. 10 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:51,509 Banana! 11 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:57,072 - You're out of coffee. - Yeah, I know. 12 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:59,953 Listen, Eddie, you can't keep doing this. 13 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,037 - Doing what? - Letting yourself in. 14 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:05,548 No, look, yeah, today was a bit early... 15 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:08,637 That's not what I'm saying. It doesn't matter what time it is, it's not OK. 16 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:09,999 You gonna open it? 17 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:21,228 Wow! Thanks. Thanks very much. 18 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,475 - Not seen it, have you? - No. 19 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:25,999 Blow your mind. 20 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:27,871 Didn't your brother give you this last Christmas? 21 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:32,393 What are you doing tonight? How do you fancy a few birthday drinks? 22 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:33,429 I've got a date. 23 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,316 Oh, right. 24 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,676 - Great. - Yeah. 25 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:44,439 - It is. - So when can I meet him? 26 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,152 - Eddie! - Oh, come on! I'm joking. 27 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:48,315 Keys. 28 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,112 (DOOR SHUTS) 29 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:51,718 - (BEEP) - (* BOY: Little Numbers) 30 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:04,111 * Waited for your call and for the moon 31 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,756 * To release me from the longest afternoon 32 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:14,349 *I've rearranged parts of my living room 33 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:20,072 * But time is hard to kill since I met you 34 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:25,148 *I'm looking at the cars that drive on by 35 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:30,069 * While spring is making promises outside 36 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:34,750 * Red cars are quite rare, I realise 37 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:39,032 *And then I wonder which colour you would like... * 38 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:40,479 (BEEPING) 39 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:46,118 - Hello-oh! - Mum? 40 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:47,752 Hello! 41 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,950 - Can you see us? - No. 42 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,956 - We can see you! - Hello? 43 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,553 - Hello? - Mum, can I call you later? 44 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:56,318 I'm late for work. 45 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:59,352 - Oh, OK, just... - I'll call you later, I promise. 46 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:00,879 OK. 47 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:02,831 - Love you. - Bye! 48 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:07,234 She'll call back later. 49 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:19,355 (GIGGLING OUTSIDE) 50 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:27,878 I don't know. Maybe dinner or something? 51 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:31,429 Oi! 52 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:32,708 Oh, gotta go. 53 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,109 I was just talking to my nan. 54 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:40,639 - Your nan? - Yeah. 55 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,875 She's got colon cancer. 56 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,158 Grace... 57 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,156 - go home. - What? 58 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,316 You're clearly distressed - you should go and be with your nan. 59 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,078 - Hang on... - Really. 60 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,156 We'll cope. We'll be fine. We'll see you tomorrow. 61 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,430 Sorry we can't pay you, but you should go and be with her. 62 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,595 Yes, sir. 63 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:13,193 Guys, table 7's been waiting for 15 minutes - can we make them a priority? 64 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:16,993 - Is everything OK for you? - Yes, thank you. 65 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:19,395 Is everyone OK for wine? 66 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:22,273 - Is everything OK? - Mmm! Oh, yes. Thank you. 67 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:24,436 He's just nipped out... 68 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,272 ...to phone his fiancée. 69 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:29,311 - Well, it's none of my business. - It's a long story. 70 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:32,079 It's not as bad as it looks. Promise. 71 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:33,235 Can I get you another? 72 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:36,272 Yeah, yeah, good plan. We'll need it. 73 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,914 I'll have someone send over your wine. Excuse me. 74 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,349 All right? 75 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:47,311 - (WHISPERS) Eddie, get out! - Yeah, I... 76 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:49,316 I just wanted to say sorry for this morning. 77 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:50,509 Apology accepted, now fuck off. 78 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,192 You, er... 79 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:24,470 - you look amazing. - Shut up! 80 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,474 You look all right. 81 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:28,873 Oh, charming! 82 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:29,909 Bold choice of cardigan. 83 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,075 Is it? 84 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:32,872 You look lovely. 85 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:38,474 All right! 86 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:40,795 What are you doing here? 87 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,990 - You all right, mate? - You, you dropped this in the street. 88 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:45,315 I tried shouting you, but you, you had your... things in. 89 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:46,634 That's not my wallet. 90 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,796 - What? - Is it not? 91 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:49,909 Sorry - who are you? 92 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:55,029 Eddie - I'm a friend of Helen's. You? 93 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:56,672 Ross. 94 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:00,792 Ross. Right, nice to meet you, Ross. 95 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:03,798 Don't mind, do you? Not had me tea. 96 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:05,034 Hang on. 97 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,150 Excuse me, mate. 98 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,633 You using this chair? 99 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,398 Cheers. Right... 100 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:14,638 - No... - Sorry, just while I get me breath back. 101 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:15,954 Treating her well, then, Ross? 102 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,194 What? 103 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:18,992 Birthday sushi. 104 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:22,589 These are all right. That's a nice top. 105 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,508 It's amazing, isn't it? 106 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:27,834 You just wouldn't know, would you? 107 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:28,995 What are you doing? 108 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:32,191 Did she tell you from the off? 109 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:33,753 That she used to be a bloke? 110 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:36,598 Yeah. She did. 111 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:39,393 It's best to deal with the big stuff straight up, isn't it? 112 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:43,797 I mean, I told her I was a blue. 113 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:45,876 We nearly fell out. 114 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:50,798 Do you want to fuck off, then? 115 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,558 I really like you. You know that. 116 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,352 But? 117 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,834 There is no but. Not about you. 118 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:12,429 Eddie - whatever that is. 119 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,397 It seems a bit unfinished. 120 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:18,351 It's not, it's... It isn't. 121 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,755 It's... just... 122 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:22,597 I don't know, I think... 123 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:28,110 Give me a call when it definitely is. 124 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,153 I'll get that. 125 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,238 Fucking prick! 126 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:57,269 All right, Helen? 127 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:59,470 - All right, Kal. You're a fucking prick. - Look, calm down... 128 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,112 - You fucking coward. - What's he done? 129 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:03,549 Oh, not much, Darren - just been letting himself into my flat. 130 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,433 Watching me whilst I sleep. Possibly having the odd wank into my slow cooker. 131 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:07,993 - Oi! - I mean, I just don't know. 132 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,234 I never did that. 133 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,918 It's over, Ed, all right? We're done. 134 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:11,949 I know we are - we're mates. 135 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,629 - Like fuck, are we mates! - Look, I'm sorry. 136 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,716 You know, I like Ross. I really like him. 137 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:18,749 Yeah, I know you do. 138 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:21,473 He's kind. He's funny. He doesn't take himself too seriously. 139 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,875 He's got a good command of grammar which is a fucking novelty. 140 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:24,909 Piss off. 141 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:26,871 But most refreshingly, he doesn't require a couple of Viagra 142 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:28,035 before he takes me to bed. 143 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:29,195 (BOUNCERS SNIGGER) 144 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:33,710 Fuck... you. 145 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,478 You know what? 146 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:39,314 It's really boring being someone's fetish. 147 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:49,629 (TEXT ALERT) 148 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:52,389 (PHONE VIBRATES) 149 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,599 (TEXT ALERT) 150 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,199 (PHONE CHIMES) 151 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:17,637 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 152 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:37,469 (COMPUTER BEEPS) 153 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:56,589 (COMPUTER CHIMES) 154 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,118 (COMPUTER CHIMES REPEATEDLY) 155 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:09,396 EDDIE: Fucking hell, look at that. Look at that beauty. 156 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:11,317 Gorgeous... 157 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:14,352 Helen. Hels, oh, my God... 158 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,550 Lie back, lie back on the bed. 159 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:22,559 That's it, that's it. Do your robe, a little bit. Yeah. 160 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,638 (LAUGHTER ON VIDEO) 161 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,590 Oh, babe, babe... 162 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:32,914 (VOMITS) 163 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,437 (SOBS) 164 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:04,953 (SILENT) 165 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,592 (* FEVER RAY: If I Had A Heart) 166 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:32,995 (ECHOING LAUGHTER) 167 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,472 - Watch out! - Fuck's sake! 168 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:58,789 Hi. 169 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:00,319 Helen! 170 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,032 What are you doing? 171 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,195 What? 172 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,117 You're not rota-ed on. 173 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,149 Since when? 174 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,632 Shit. 175 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,591 Look - I'm sorry to say this, 176 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:15,598 but as you're here, I'm going to have to tell head office about the... 177 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,710 About your tape. 178 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,796 - Why? - They need to know. 179 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,912 You liaise with the public, it could impact on our image. You never know. 180 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:27,238 But it's, it's nothing, it's just a silly... it's a bog-standard... 181 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,840 Helen. Having a sex tape online isn't something I'd describe as bog-standard. 182 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:30,869 I'm sorry. 183 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:33,036 It's private - please. 184 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,640 It's hardly private any more, is it? 185 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:38,672 Since you're here, why don't you make yourself useful? 186 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:42,554 Call the warehouse about this week's wine. Thanks. 187 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:53,474 Are you OK? I'm sure not everyone's watched it. 188 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:54,794 Not the whole way through. 189 00:13:56,720 --> 00:14:00,599 You look good, you know. I thought you'd have scars and shit. 190 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,035 Excuse me. 191 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:15,595 (PHONE RINGS) 192 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,359 (COMPUTER CHIMES) 193 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,118 (PHONE RINGS) 194 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:29,193 (MOBILE PHONE RINGS) 195 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,151 (SOUNDS MERGE AND INTENSIFY) 196 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,309 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 197 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:05,954 (KNOCKING CONTINUES) 198 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:14,352 Look, whoever it is, just fuck off, all right? 199 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,549 WOMAN: Helen? 200 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,636 (KNOCKING CONTINUES) 201 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,556 Have you seen it? 202 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,676 - When did you get those? - Don't. 203 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,513 Did you go to the police? 204 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,512 Course I did. 205 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:40,834 What did they say? 206 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:42,279 Nothing, what can they do? 207 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,629 What were you thinking? 208 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,875 - Love. - Mum, please. 209 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,436 Am I out of touch? Am I? 210 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:54,870 Is this just what... what people do now? 211 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,592 ALAN: Fiona. 212 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,710 I mean, at first, I thought he must have tricked you into it. 213 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:02,196 That's what we said, wasn't it? I was convinced. 214 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,471 But then you realise - no, no! 215 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,670 This is... this is you, 216 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:11,110 you know he's filming, you wantto. 217 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,276 I mean, we didn't watch it, I only saw the beginning 218 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,630 - when it popped up, I didn't know what... - Christ! 219 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,079 But clearly, you wanted... 220 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,553 Shut up! Just shut up! 221 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,953 Don't tell me to shut up. 222 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,355 Do you have any idea what this feels like? 223 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,870 Knowing that you've seen this, that you've seen me... 224 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:30,230 That... fuck. That Arnie... 225 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,113 Oh, Jesus, fuck, everyone's seen me. 226 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,354 I didn't watch it. 227 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,469 No, but all your friends did. 228 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:36,475 Fi! 229 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,556 I'm so sorry, Arnie. 230 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:44,953 I spend my life worrying about you. My bloody life. 231 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:49,710 And I try not to - I don't know - pressure you, 232 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,194 make you tell me what's going on. Course not - you're an adult, 233 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,878 apparently. 234 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,469 All I worry about is someone taking advantage of you, 235 00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:00,717 humiliating you, because people will - 236 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,591 that's what they do, isn't it? 237 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,710 So, somehow, you prepare for that. 238 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:11,153 But then you go and... and handit to someone - to Eddie - 239 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,350 - on a plate. - I'm going to kill him. 240 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:17,791 I swear to God - I'm gonna kill him. I'll slit his fucking throat. 241 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:20,354 - Dad! - Alan! 242 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:23,634 HELEN: Dad! 243 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:25,635 Dad! 244 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,518 (HORN BLARES) 245 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:31,879 Dad! For fuck's sake! 246 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:35,754 - (ENGINE STARTS) - Dad! Stop! Just stop! 247 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,028 Get out the way, Helen! 248 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,753 - Dad! Dad! - (ALARM CHIMES IN CAR) 249 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,756 - What?! - Your seatbelt's stuck in the door. 250 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,279 I fucking know it is! 251 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,031 - You're not going to kill him. - Yes, I am! 252 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,877 You don't know where he lives. 253 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:54,388 - (SEATBELT CLICKS) - (ALARM STOPS) 254 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,353 (ENGINE STOPS) 255 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,193 (SIGHS) 256 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,714 I'm so sorry, Dad. 257 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,516 Still, you know what? 258 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,752 What? 259 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,279 Every cloud, and all that. 260 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,469 What? 261 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:41,638 That's the first time you've lost your rag and not called me Ken. 262 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:47,314 (LAUGHS) 263 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:55,829 (HE SIGHS) 264 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:06,669 You'll all get cancer. 265 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,073 Bugger off. 266 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,429 Arnie, can't you do something about this? 267 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,469 What? 268 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:14,432 - I don't know. Your IT stuff. - Oh, yes. 269 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:18,268 Yes, he's got a computer prize - he's got a certificate. 270 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,276 Well, yeah, but... 271 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,799 Well, can't you, you know... 272 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,479 hack in, get rid of it or something? 273 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:25,669 No. 274 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:29,349 I did try. I'm not actually that good at all that stuff. 275 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,628 What about your prize? 276 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:33,035 I came third out of three. 277 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,991 We all got one. 278 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,833 ALAN (WHISPERS): Fuck. 279 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,599 What a cunt. 280 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,232 - Mum! - Fi! 281 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,430 What? He is. 282 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,313 And he'll get away with it. 283 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,790 I mean, I can't believe everyone... 284 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,910 Everyone. 285 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,234 And, you lot. 286 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:00,789 I'm so sorry. 287 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:06,475 It's... it's the worst thing. 288 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,796 Oh, come on - no, it's not. 289 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,114 What? 290 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,116 - It really isn't. - What? 291 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:17,676 Watching your little boy be unhappy for 18 years. That's worse. 292 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:21,793 I mean it - this is nothing. 293 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:25,310 Nothing to... God, I don't know... 294 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:29,399 watching you down the bottom of the garden, 295 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:33,911 wrapped in your little Batman cape, bawling your eyes out. 296 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:39,392 You just sat, under the slide. And I watched you. 297 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,791 I couldn't do anything. 298 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,398 I just had... I don't know, I... 299 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:52,234 I knew I couldn't help with whatever it was after a while. 300 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,158 It was awful. 301 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,553 Wasn't it? 302 00:20:58,760 --> 00:20:59,749 Yeah. 303 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,155 You know what? That's bollocks. 304 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,838 What? 305 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,713 You always helped me. Always. 306 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,797 Every time. All the times - all the firsts. 307 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:15,355 First tooth out, first nativity play, first sports day, 308 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,197 first pet dying, 309 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:22,189 first exam, first broken heart, first day at uni - all of them. 310 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,758 This is just the first time I've... let you help me, 311 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,028 as your daughter. 312 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,759 Jill and Amy's parents just... 313 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,360 disowned them, stopped talking to them, pretending they're dead. 314 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,391 And... you lot... 315 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,514 I can't fucking get rid of you, can I?! 316 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:43,549 (THEY LAUGH) 317 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,673 I mean it. 318 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,029 You're wonderful. 319 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:56,112 Speaking of firsts - first sex tape, and you've all been very supportive. 320 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,037 You're a bloody idiot. 321 00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,274 I know. 322 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,952 - Mum! - What? 323 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,672 Oh! 324 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,188 Close your eyes. 325 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,878 (FIONA LAUGHS) 326 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,548 Oh, it's all squashed. 327 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,397 - Alan! - What? 328 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,113 I told you not to drive so bloody fast! 329 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,957 ALAN: Seems well stuck here... 330 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,433 FIONA: Arnie, get the candles, go on. 331 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,835 ARNIE: Did you make it yourself? FIONA: Oh, did I buggery! 332 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,518 (VOICES FADE) 333 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,357 (* ALT-J: Bloodflood) 21583

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