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Inadequate People 2

Why have you cut your hair like an idiot?

It's the same as always.

Look, they go well with your dress.

Hands.

How many tasty things you cooked.

Festive mood too, yes.

Friendly.

You said you'd arrive by 8.

8? No, no by 9

Forgive me Kristina, I mixed it up. I have a lot on my mind. But...

...here you are, ready.

They are already on their way.

I will shower.

Better to put out red wine. She drinks red.

We are having fish.

I chose white specially.

We don't have red?

We do. But I chose white.

Who arranges such get togethers? Are we in the 17th century?

Are you going through my phone?

The phone was ringing non-stop. I thought what if it is a sudden war and you meet it with a naked arse.

Who wrote to you?

Denis.

Vitali, sorry we're late. We're stuck in traffic.

On Saturday Vitali?

Kristin...

...what's the problem?

Let's get through the evening, then you can even throw a table at me.

Pretty please.

A heavy table?

From the living room? By all means.

If they are delayed for more than half an hour, you are cleaning up.

Well, red?

Polina I know you love red.

Yes, red please.

Because we have for Polina today a special red montepulciano.

Kristina is drinking white so will be different to us.

Yes, I chose it specially. Correct, Kristin?

Why don't you reveal our secret?

I prepared a suprise.

I couldn't resist.

Exactly.

Reveal the secret. Can you say how you cooked the halibut?

In the oven.

You cooked it yourself?

Yes, in general when you cook fish it is most important that you cook it for no longer than 35 minutes.

Great that you were late two and a half hours.

The navigator is weird. It is a mystery.

We only live near the Kremlin.

It is in the centre. But it is literally impossible to get through.

Every day there are traffic jams.

And all day.

It is unreal.

And with the construction of the new complex. It's just...

The one advertised everywhere.

Yes. Bastards.

They have taken the fattest piece from us.

Anyway, we have more to come, speaking of a stars.

Our Polina successfully sings.

So you are not only a model and an actress but you also sing?

Yes.

Will you sing for us?

Well sing Polina, of course sing.

I can sing about ponies.

About the beautiful pony.

My favourite.

Girls ride the pony.

Boys ride the pony.

The pony runs around.

Counting circles in it's head.

I adore it, adore it.

Yes, it was good.

It's cool. She studies with such a professional vocal teacher.

He is such a master. Yes, every day I study.

How do you find time?

It's crazy expensive.

You help your husband, sing, act, you...

Yes, yes, I manage everything.

But my main job is loving him.

You know what, we're very glad that you came.

Really.

Maybe for you Denis it is not a big step.

For me it is an enormous step in life.

Maybe you have taken such steps for five days, I have taken the first step.

I thank you a lot. Really.

Of course, of course.

Kristin?

Vitali, I once started out just like you.

The same way, working of others?

Non-stop.

Kristin.

I'm really sorry, I just sit at home a lot and very rarely attend cultural events.

Honestly, in general I don't see my husband.

See how tanned he is. That's because he's working.

Vitali, why do you keep Kristina at home?

The times of patriarchy are long gone.

A woman needs to develop independantly of a man.

But if she devotes all of herself at home.

But at the same time doesn't cook, doesn't clean, and doesn't help her husband.

How can he dynamically and powerfully develop?

No, no, no. I have hobbies. Just, my own.

Kristina does her own things.

She is a perfectionist.

She, if something is not right she won't rest until it is.

See, there is the display rack she made herself.

Herself?

It looks like anything that you could buy at Ikea.

It looks strong.

It's cheap but good.

It turns out that Kristina is a designer.

Industrious.

I wake up at night and she is sanding.

Then paints, does calligraphy, I don't know what else.

She is sanding?

At night. I say at night I need to sleep, she cannot.

You're great.

She has committed and done it.

Darling, can you go and get the halibut?

I adore fish. Fish is wonderful. We love fish.

We love fish. Crabs, squid.

And lobster.

And lobster.

Do you know about it?

Whom?

Halibut.

The fish is so nasty.

Its eyes are all bunched up.

It eats carrion. Inside it is shit and looks like it on the outside.

There is no need to google it and throw up on the table.

I cannot eat it anymore.

I learnt everything so to speak.

What are you talking about here? Secret business?

And halibut.

And halibut. Here it is.

halib...

Wait, wait, wait, let's speak seriously.

Vitaly. I think it is time to postpone.

You want to subcontract.

Yes. We have an approximate estimate of cost.

Very good. You did the architectural designs for the project?

Yes, I wrote them.

Let's say the new version.

To be linked with the budget.

Don't worry. Don't worry.

If the project is not ready now draw the first floor and then the next.

It might work, sure. You will see.

I believe you Vitali.

Funds will be needed.

They are negotiable. They have funds.

They...

Kristin.

You are pathetic.

How many years would it take to understand how to deal with people?

Kristina I asked you nicely.

You don't see that he want to set it back?

I see. But there is no other way.

You're like a child.

I don't know. Ring your friend, he understands psychology.

It's not my first day on Earth.

There you are. Just don't rub out your tongue.

Sorry again that...

Yes, no problem.

Vitali, no matter what happens, see you at the bid.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

Again, sorry.

Don't worry about it.

Thank you for the dinner. The halibut was very tasty.

What, you didn't eat dessert?

Can I help?

You want to suffer?

Well done. My favourite mug is cracked.

We could have gone to a resturant.

No, I chose home specifically so they could feel our comfy home.

So we could sit and have a good time.

You want to suffer.

Go and write. Writer.

Yes. I am out of paper. I will go. Buy. Walk. Have a good evening.

I will not have a good evening nor a good week.

So you can keep your wishes.

Try not complaining. Try being a man.

And you try being a woman at least once.

Try not showing off.

Try not to break the furniture.

Diary.

You must strike back.

You can't let yourself be treated like that.

We will find you a helper.

To distract you.

Look. I have one. Alyona.

Do you want something sweet to eat?

No. Thank you.

No matter how difficult the period of life.

She always invigorates me, she brings me coffee.

I would give you Alyona but...

...she is not your type.

You know what?

You will be interviewing.

Recording on a camera.

Then I will look.

And we will choose you someone.

Yes, yes. So everything depends on Denis. We need to catch up with him.

I don't know.

Maybe invite him to dinner?

Well, ok, bye. I just moved in, I haven't even assembled the furniture yet.

About the tender I remember. Bye.

I found the chairs. Just need to paint them white.

We are currently building relationships at work.

You will stay at home?

Yes.

The fridge is open.

Hey!

Sorry.

Listen, I can help you.

With what? You are busy with the house.

Actually everything is more or less done.

Yes? I wouldn't want to mess it up.

Then we need to get someone who will destroy it all.

A dog?

A child.

Only 18 years of torment, then they run away to freedom.

Easy.

Do you want tea?

Yes.

I've been looking for this job for a long time.

How many years?

Me or lived in Moscow?

Twenty. I just recently became.

Generally I need a person who will catch on quickly.

Oh! It's me then. You haven't finished yet and I already got it.

And why should you work here with us?

Because I am precise and you need a precise person.

I am honest and kind, that is, I will just do all the tasks that you tell me to.

Actually I am looking for someone with absolutely no creativity.

Until now what did you work as?

An artist.

An assistant.

Yes, I handed out leaflets.

Well yes, at all sorts of different exhibitions and degustations.

Morgue.

I know people there. In the medical field.

Where did you see our advertisement?

I just have a lot of applications for jobs.

I just looked, found a job, what's the problem, I don't understand.

My boyfriend suggested it to me, my ex-boyfriend, definitely not my boyfriend.

I read your advertisment and it fits me perfectly. I can do it all. I think that I fit.

Why are you looking at me so carefully.

You said you needed an observant person. I am observing.

And how much would you like to be paid?

In general in the ad is written 45,000 so I want the money promised in the ad.

Will you hire me or may I go?

You will hire me?

I think that it is mine.

Why not?

How glad I am to see you all here.

But it is, it is better.

She doesn't fit. Why?

She really didn't want it.

Arsen, please show the pictures .

With pleasure, with pleasure.

It is good.

No, if I drink I will be tempted, I don't want to be tempted.

So don't drink.

Denis.

Vitali.

You came in for a drink, yes?

You haven't closed your company yet?

No, still crawling. On the edge.

We still haven't fallen, but crawling along.

Well what can I do.

Maybe you somehow filed the documents incorrectly.

And him? He already drew up the first floor.

Good luck to you Vitali.

You know what, I was reading the criminal code the other day.

There was such an amazing, article 291, giving a bribe to an official.

Large scale.

Vitali. You are nothing to anyone...

The noise from a scandal. In our business. You understand the delays...

I understand you perfectly.

Lud, do we have any extra ones there?

We have.

Hmmm, yes. One property.

A gorgeous place. You're a lucky one.

It's a wreak.

Who are you?

I am a specialist in neuro-linguistic programming.

When something affects you and you don't understand it, right.

So it wasn't you who scratched your nose right now but me who scratched it.

Here is my business card in case there are any problems, some kind of psychological discomfort, in family life...

Understood. Vitali, it isn't a wreak it's a reconstruction.

If you don't want it...

I'll take it.

You'll take it? Yes, very good. Please don't forget who gave you help at a difficult time.

Well, and drink less.

We are leaving.

Everything is decided. Take this one.

Huh?

Did you say something?

No.

You said something.

Did you say something?

Interesting to know if there are ghosts here.

Do you like horror films?

No.

So, we will work on the second floor. I will take measurements.

And you...

Vitali!

You will take photos.

Ok.

Fine.

As you say.

Wait for me, I bought chicken and beer for dinner.

Yes. Just wait for me. Delicious chicken.

What kind do you want?

We were peeing.

It isn't harmful?

What is harmful?

Gnawing on the truck.

No, it's fine. It's useful for immunity.

Are you happy?

Of course.

Kristina, it will pass. Everyone suffers like this.

Don't resist your nature.

Have a child and make your husband happy.

Just have a child and then go shopping.

What are you freaking out about?

You have a great husband. He provides for you, you have stability.

Do you keep a diary?

It doesn't seem to work for me.

Well naturally it doesn't work. You reject everything.

Be the parent of a child and everything will be fine.

What did you take?

Henry.

Put the knife down.

What are you doing there?

I photographed below.

Are you asleep?

Fine, I see you are asleep. Let's talk tomorrow.

Do people say when they are asleep?

Are you watching me?

I thought about it.

Children.

I haven't fully figured out what happiness is myself and so on.

For me happiness is when I come home after work there is...

at home a tasty dinner...

It is warm and cosy. Borscht, pelmeni.

cutlets...kieven.

Maybe I should return to the institute.

Well there, so to speak, is a path of independant life.

What do you think?

I will support you.

I support your endeavour.

Well keep it in mind. I'll get out of there only in couple of years, no sooner, right?

Ok. During this time, the company will win a million dollar tender.

I'll will earn money and take you to an expensive restaurant.

Fine. Take me. If we are still together.

Ah, hello.

Hello.

Can I have your student ID?

I don't have a student ID, I have just come to apply.

So for this you need the admissions office.

It is open from 12.

Well ok, I have come early. Can I wait inside?

Go wait.

Excuse me, where do they take documents for the sociology faculty?

You have come to the wrong building.

How about you try hanging out here all day!

You think we aren't hanging out here all day?

What the hell! What is wrong with you?!

Oh, forgive me. Starting at the turnstiles and then a relationship. Sorry.

Pokrivsky? Yes.

What are you doing here?

What am I doing here?

Well so?

Are you going to study there?

I don't know.

I need to do something like a preparatory class.

There are a lot of exams there.

And how are you?

I am trying to contact someone.

So that I can get a good location.

Maybe you have a give him a gift?

No, I plan to invite him to dinner.

The approach is important.

And what is this?

It is our anniversary today.

Don't worry, don't worry. I know you have a lot of work.

Kristina, thank you. Forgive me.

It's ok.

Open it.

I love you so much.

So that you won't get sick.

It is already cold and you are still running around in your summer coat.

Let's choose a day...

...to spend together outside the house.

You will wear the jacket.

Yes, let's.

Will you buckle up?

We meet again.

It is no longer a coincidence.

We just study in the same university boy, it happens.

According to my information you still need to take an exam.

You think I won't pass?

Ask me and I'll solve everything.

You don't even need to sleep with me.

I'll do it free of charge.

We can just sleep together anyway.

You believe that we will?

We will. And when we start...let's agree immediately to do it without personal emotions, ok.

I know that if you fall in love then you will start with tears, chasing me and so on...I don't like it.

Right here we will sleep together?

Sleep there...us there...I will think.

You have a lot of grammatical errors in your speech.

This is how you confuse pretexts.

You probably confuse physiology too.

But I believe in you, in the future, you will learn.

John B Watson developed the Behaviourist method...

...who rejected the methods of introspection, tried to understand the behavior...

...by measuring only observable behaviour...

Hello.

Pokrovsky, you have already passed. Why do you need the preparatory courses?

The material is not redundant.

Especially from you.

I've come to brush up on your subject.

Sit down.

Yes, right here, on the edge.

Sociology...

...the queen of sciences.

I know. We will continue the class.

So. By measuring only observed behavior but only in 1900...

Forgive me.

Continue please.

Skinner...

...suggested, that personal events including thoughts and feelings...

...are controlled by the same variables as observable behaviour.

That became the basis of his philosophy of radical behaviorism.

While Pavlov and Watson explored the stimulation procedures of the classical conditioned...

What is the theme?

Why did you come?

Exactly what I said. I said to brush up, I will brush up.

I have no notebooks or textbooks.

But I'll hospitably borrow from you.

Give it back.

A diary.

You do yoga?

It is impossible.

Flexible.

Artyom!

You are trying my patience.

Forgive me. I am meeting my girlfriend.

We need to solve some household issues.

Leave the auditorium.

The engineers are writing...they signed the papers.

Well that is good.

It is not good.

It is great!

You are fantastic.

So we must mark this moment.

Today I am going to a restuarant with friends. Come with me.

Can I?

You must. They will only be happy if I come with a woman.

From work.

Let's clean up.

This is Sonia from work.

Pleased to meet you.

Sonia, I know.

What do you mean you know her?

Well you spoke about her.

He was talking about you a lot.

Sonia, Sonia, Sonia.

Sit down.

Do you want a drink?

Yes. No, I will eat first.

Oh yes, I forgot to introduce, this is Sergey.

Pleasure to meet you.

Pleasure to meet you.

Your face does look familiar.

He has a very common appearance.

A greek profile.

Tatar.

Ah, I remember, it's just that I had a friend who looked similar to you.

He was a little strange.

Nothing personal.

Don't be offended. No offense taken.

Shall we play football?

Maybe I should order something.

Yes.

Let's go.

Sonia, did a very good job.

Thank you.

And what kind of work does he do?

He's a psychologist.

And you don't keep any secrets from each other?

No, no. I don't have secrets from him but he doesn't like to talk about himself.

I can tell you have known each other a long time.

From second grade.

The truth is, at first I punched him in the face.

It is I who punched you.

He took my favourite red pen without asking.

And do you like the same girls?

We have completely different tastes.

I've not had so many girfriends.

He has had many girfriends.

So you don't believe in 'the one'?

Well how to say...sometimes you meet someone and...

Come on, come on.

...such a thing is not about me.

You don't play football?

I don't know how.

I will teach you.

And I don't want to.

Well ok.

What is the problem?

Look, I'm going to the bar, ok.

Excuse me.

I'm going to the toilet.

What's going on?

We are getting aquainted.

You advise me to get rid of her and now you are trying to steal her from me.

Me? Steal? You're kidding me.

I'm not trying to flirt with her, she just started first.

You're kind of insecure.

You slept with her.

You are talking nonsense. How can I sleep with her?

I don't know. You're introducing her to your friends already.

Is it mine?

Thank you.

He is a strange psychologist.

Don't worry about it. That's just how he explores people.

Actually he's a smart person, may get a Nobel prize someday.

Or someone will pinch his nose.

It's kind of weird, isn't it.

It is strange that we met by accident.

Well, tommorow I need to get thread to sew up your jacket.

Wait.

I need to tell you something.

Well finally.

Give me the diary.

Finally I can...

You know, this is the start. These things...

...for which people are thankful.

Really.

But in the middle everything is something like water.

In general it is all shit.

Just don't read it if you don't like it.

I do believe in the author.

It seems to me that the future work will be more interesting.

Not so close. Be tactful.

I'll give it to you at the student party.

I didn't get into the course. I will not be at the party.

Then I won't give it to you.

Why?

I want to see you again.

From which eye has the lash fallen?

From the left.

Make a wish.

I think you have my thing. Isn't it time to give it back?

What do I get in return?

Think.

Do a strip tease dance.

On the pole.

Ok.

Understood.

Why not. But the pole is taken.

It is free.

Go on.

Will you wave money like this?

Permanent or Molar?

A milk tooth.

Well, it is most important that it is not near...

Hush.

...nerves.

Your boyfriend has simply great taste.

Do you think that we are dating?

Well...

If you think we are dating, it is absolutely not like that.

I'm married. I'm just keeping away from my husband with him.

I can't take it.

Listen, I'm really tired.

Let's give the bouquet to his Polina. It will be correct.

Got it.

I'm busy tonight.

You can keep it.

What, what's the problem?

Kristina, let's talk.

Somewhere inside I wanted you to know everything.

Look, a strange person.

What's he looking at?

Guys, do you where Artyom is?

Who is Artyom?

Ah. I am not Artyom, I am Igor.

Then you are Artyom?

Yes, it depends on how you look at it.

And who are you?

I'm Vitali, Kristina's husband.

Wow! Listen she's gone to the toilet.

Kristina's husband! Why didn't you say so at the beginning!

Artyom! Get a seat for our guest.

We badly need to talk.

Artyom, let our guest sit.

Sit down. Sit down you are Kristina's husband. Our friend.

Yes, in general, everything is paid for at our expense. Don't worry.

And how did you get in here? Everything was okay with the bouncers?

In this jacket...oh my god...you could have gotten into trouble but you wore it anyway.

Such vintage 1974 style.

By the way, the pants are also very cool, the colour goes well with the sneakers.

Vitali, Vitali.

Calm down, you can't get so unsettled. At your age you might have a heart attack.

Kristina, Kristina give grandpa back to us.

Kristina! You who jumped up, sit.

I wanted to talk and ask for forgiveness but...you don't answer your phone.

Did you talk? Did you ask? I forgive you.

Listen, it's not that we don't love each other, it's just how life is.

I really love you. Listen...

kristina, what's going on? I don't understand.

And whatever you decide, I will always accept you...always...

Go away! I beg you.

Where did you go grandpa?

Kristina, what's going on? Do you always keep the company of such men?

Igor, stop it.

Take your hand off me.

Or what?

It is dangerous. You might get your fingers broken.

That is very unlikely.

It is unlikely that I'll punch in the head right now but it can happen if you want. Do you want to check?

Get out of here.

Let's go.

To the carpark.

Restrain him.

Kristina.

Kristina.

In the car.

Do you want to return to him?

You didn't need to do that.

You shouldn't talk like that.

Such a hero.

Listen, it is really annoying now him being there.

Artyom.

The man won't move.

Vitali, get away from the car.

Artyom.

Artyom.

To the exit.

Thanks a lot.

Sit down.

If you suddenly need any psychological help, any discomfort or attack of aggression...

Contact me. I'm a professional.

Thank you.

Comrade. I have discomfort here.

Good bye.

Not bad.

Well, maybe you will be the first person to have been killed...

...by rubbish.

And you no longer use the telephone?

I just stopped taking calls.

Oh! My gift.

Yes.

You need to imagine something disgusting about her.

Imagine for example, how she pushes and pushes after three days of constipation.

I always wanted to build a cabinet in the toilet. I'll go and assemble it.

Enough, stop destroying the apartment.

You will come with me.

And I will work with you because you need the help of a qualified specialist.

And such books are not scattered about.

Now I will look after you and will not let you be alone.

You can't allow yourself to be treated like that.

You must strike back.

We will find you an assistant.

Someone who will be next to you.

Someone who knows nothing about you.

A fresh relationship to just switch into.

Then he pushed me to post an ad.

And then I found you.

The whole situation in general...

...is not good.

Well, yes.

If you don't want to continue working, I will still pay you.

Why were you following him?

Well I was worried about him.

You want to return to him?

Why return? I was just interested to know what he was experiencing. Is he suffering?

Leave it. You need this break.

You're his friend. Can you tell me what is going on with him?

Maybe I made a mistake.

Everything is natural.

What?

He is an adult. He has a job, he has a goal, he has everything. What do you have?

You sit at home all day and have never implemented anything.

He comes home from work tired and he needs quiet.

You meet him and need movement.

You don't match.

This is the problem?

Now I do nothing?

A full person doesn't understand a starving one.

A full person doesn't understand a starving one.

Enough!

You need to get out of the incubator.

You need to start realising your personality.

You need to stand on your feet.

And when you become equal you will understand each other.

In the meantime, it is too early to return.

Hello.

May I come in?

Come in.

The psychologist told me not to come but I thought about it and decided it was necessary.

Close the door.

You look good.

Thanks. You too.

Grab the bags.

You, just decided to come?

Yes, I just just decided to pop in for a cup of tea.

You'll put the kettle on?

Oh.

The cups are here now.

Yes, the tea is over there.

I'll make it. Ok...

And what about you? Working with Denis?

No.

You were right.

You don't need to work with crooks.

Funny.

Yes.

I also work now.

You do?

As what?

I work in neuromarketing.

What is that?

Well, it is just analysis of people's behaviour.

You completed your studies so quickly?

I didn't study.

I was helped.

Just look, at all these people...

...the whole month they are working...

I know, they work from 9 to 6, they really want to get into the club but they won't let them in.

Exactly!

And us...

Let it be.

Abracadabra.

Father's password. Just in case.

Listen, Speaking about working from 9 to 6, is it possible to get a job through your father?

You want a comedian's wheel?

I want to be in the wheel. I want to work with sociology. Neuromarketing.

Let's go.

It is called behaviourism.

Well...

That's what my father's company does. He also has a stripclub...

...there...you could have bigger prospects.

Actually, I didn't enrol because of you.

You didn't want to enrol.

Maybe you can help me get into the company?

Don't worry, we can get you in as an intern.

Ok. Just go without protection, without your help, without anything. You just give me a chance and go away.

So as we are five, one sip and a half for each.

And I won't puke it out? Like yesterday?

You won't puke.

Ok.

Without protection. Give me work and I will go away.

Don't worry, my dad will do it.

And so I found work.

Interesting.

Ah. Programming. You want to do programming?

Valeria.

Hello.

Ruslan! Stay here.

She will not work here. Too many employees.

Where can I take her then?

I'm sorry miss, the young man will take you to Nikolai, his helpers always run away from him.

What?

Yes, a really interesting research case. And don't bring me anyone else. Understood?!

Explain to me please why the assistants run away from him?

Have you been told that for the first few months you won't be paid?

Why?

People come, we train them and then they leave. This is unfair. In short, therefore, three months without pay.

And then there will be pay? No offense.

And then pay...

...maybe.

This is the main department.

Woman sit there doing work.

The ficus.

Egor.

What does Egor do?

He's my assistant. So much equipment. It is a mess.

And where? Natasha came in today, yes? What is this mess?

Where is Natasha?

This is my room.

This is my armchair.

Egor sits there.

He warms it.

It's good that you came. There is lots of work, lots of work. Go on, work.

And what I am I supposed to do?

These user profiles need to be transfered into electronic form.

And where will I do it? Where is my chair, computer, etc.

Chair...computer...Look at Egor. Egor is silent, doesn't ask questions. Employee of the month.

Put these on. The floor is cold.

Thanks.

So what were you doing in the office?

Mostly coffee.

Mmmm, great tea.

Your favourite.

Madam, can I have two coffees please?

What kind?

Black.

Tasty.

Big ones.

No, I love Armenians but it is better to relax...

...this is Milan, where Armenians are intergrating...

So, I understand everything of course!

Am I the only one who should do work here? Work so hard?

I'm sorry.

Wait, where are you going? The liquid for the vape ran out.

Go buy cigarettes.

Hello. Give me some light cigarettes please.

Passport.

I work not far from here.

Passport.

I don't need them for myself. Can I...

I need your passport.

Come on, please just sell them.

No.

Bread. (Racial insult)

Bread?

Where are the cigarettes?

I'm working on it.

There is a file in your email. Print it.

Ok.

It's me. Give me the cigarettes.

Printing. Bought.

Thank you.

Wait. I don't smoke the impotence ones. Bring coffee please.

Ah, these people.

Interesting, I wonder if our guys can pick up the encryption key for his channel.

So that they can intercept the information.

In general, most of the work had to be done at night.

It's a good thing you didn't go, it was so boring anyway.

Pasha is all, me, me, me. All attention on him.

Well it's your birthday dude, so what?

Can you not distract me please.

Oh sorry, I just brought a present.

I'll put it here.

Present!

Really busy. Not even time to clean.

Correct. I am working.

I got you this job.

Now I have to walk around my apartment in silence?

I have four hours left for sleeping.

I haven't slept yet at all.

You don't work.

Tell me, What is the point of working?

What's next?

Relationship, children and then more work so you can take them to a restuarant at least once a month.

Or once a year to Sochi to relax with hundreds of idiots like you.

I'm just listing what they give people as a reward for their daily meaningless work.

Like your rotten ex.

You didn't leave him for no reason.

What is the meaning of your life?

Mine? To be different.

So, here are the materials for your report and here write the parameters of the program and a signature.

I can sign but write the parameters yourself.

Any idiot can put a signature.

Depending on which. Not everyone can do mine.

Write the parameters.

I told you I can...

Where are the papers?

He can’t even write the parameters himself.

How do I know what’s going on in his head, look at him, what am I going to write them for him?

Really!

Can you write the parameters yourself?

At least blink or something.

You write. You...prepare...there...

Kolya.

What did he say?

Bring coffee to everyone in the meeting.

For the optimist the glass is half full, for the pessimist it is half empty...

...for the masochists the glass is full where?

The arse.

Exactly. Where you are up to now, you are just giving me all the original choices.

I spent six months creating the application, so that now you still can't do anything. We can't do anything here...

We can make an algorithm of user actions.

We predicted one, prognosed one, it turned out different.

And now that we have more data we can give two options to our users. And therefore we get...

My head hurts, I have no idea what you are talking about.

We provide our user with two options...

Why give them options when you can choose for them. You just don't need to evaluate but you can predict.

User behaviour can be simulated...

You don’t need to follow the trail, but you need to study the factors that influence a particular decision of the user...

...irrational factors, emotions, stress, etc. and give the user one correct path for him.

Who are you?

An assistant. Mine.

So I appoint this dating service to you, it's yours.

Let her develop it, do everything she needs, you have no brains, I have them, and so does she by the way.

I congratulate you on this.

You are great.

What do you mean you didn't understand? I sat there like an idiot.

I showed you...showed you. bring me materials...did it look like this gesture? Like coffee?

...similar to coffee but it's something, something vertical...horizontal I showed you...materials...

You worked on the project the whole month and I didn't sleep for a whole week.

And please if you haven't had time to read anything but you know everything then you should have come out and spoken.

What? Are you being so cocky?

You. (polite form)

Are you (informal) so...

You (polite form) are so cocky.

You should talk to the project manager more politely.

Fine, lead.

And hang my photo please to shoot papers at.

And then at a party I saw a guy...

...one they shoot paper at.

Herman.

So here we have a bar.

Here we have models.

And here are hipsters but my sister invited them, so you better stay away from them.

And here we have foreigners.

Ah, and here are the corporate elites.

Only they are too fixated on work so it is better not to bother them.

Got it?

Yep.

Who is the man with the familiar face?

Herman.

Damn. Of course, I printed out his photo.

Why doesn't Nikolai like him?

Nikolia should erect a statue to him. When he founded his company Kolenka (Nikolia) got his position.

Can you introduce me?

Of course.

You don't work enough at home, why not work here too.

Should I communicate with those trendy poodles?

I'm going out to smoke.

Sex on the beach?

Two whiskey and cokes.

Oh, hello friend.

Hi.

Where is your boyfriend?

Smoking.

Ah, I see.

They bought mayachok. Killer stuff, you can have some with them.

Why the unhappy face?

My thong is too tight.

Mine too.

Hold on.

...in the other direction, the dress needs to be made so that. Well, you see...

Are you a pro?

Hello everyone.

Uhuh, you only brought two.

Yes. And?

Let's go.

What were you trying to hold up for her?

Listen we were just talking about fashion and brands.

It's nothing to do with you, just stay out of it.

Wow!

Calm down.

I'm just looking after the girl.

You can look after a sandwich if you want, just don’t make a fool of me in front of everyone.

Listen, I don’t fuck with your brain when you wander around at night, with god knows who, get drunk with a random girl, when you don't spend the night at home.

Don't fuck with my brain!

I have work tomorrow, I'm going.

Well, go then.

Good night.

And the app?

Initially it was a meeting site. A dating service.

What is that?

An algorithm to make it better and easier for people to find their ideal partner.

Faster started. Matched.

Of course.

Here is our space.

Allocated for development.

Everything is clear and concise, nothing superfluous.

Here is our team. Olga, Polina...

Let's get down to business.

You can start by analyzing already matched couples.

Basically we take two people who spent interesting time together.

Find something common in the tag cloud.

What do we have as data sources?

It's not a problem.

Social networking sites, all the data from the Moscow department, information about calls, voice calls from the phone and from the archives. We have them.

So, good, based on the application data, it will create a portrait for everyone and select a suitable partner.

Yes?

We need more programmers.

I propose we transfer our freelancer to the office on a permanent basis.

Will you increase my salary?

Listen Kristina, why do you need more programmers here?

You could simply copy a dating interface and Russify it.

That is it? Copy and paste?

It is not Tinder. Alexesander is making an original program.

We just need extra resources.

We don't have any more money.

The thing is that your girls need to have everything explained to them several times.

But it’s difficult for me and Alexander, we just need more time.

Apparently Alexsander is not able to do the work in time.

It's not about Alexander, it's about the amount of work.

There is a sea of information. Everything needs to be covered for maximum reliability.

Have you decided to make the project completely profitable?

It’s not my fault that half of the budget was spent before I arrived.

If you can't handle the task, just come and tell me.

We lived slightly different lives.

I didn't fully understand what he was doing.

And I worked.

Beautiful.

Tanya, you're just...

Damn it.

Give me your hand.

I'll arrange it now.

What do you want?

Tyoma?

What is this?

Are you stupid? it's a condom.

Did you wear it or not?

I may have worn it.

Why isn't it unwrapped?

Do you remember how yesterday ended?

How does everything usually end?

Well I don't know, maybe you decided, not to go through to the end.

I always go through to the end.

Chill out. Let's go in now.

This one is closed.

Do you see what time they are opening?

Where is the car parked?

Listen, don't plan anything for next spring. Because...

September, October, November...

What are you counting?

Somewhere in May.

It will be the happiest child, the most beautiful like you and smart like me.

Listen, it seems I can already feel it.

A little twitchy, active, probably just like you.

There is a pharmacy somewhere.

Our bird is somewhere.

Over there will work.

That's it.

We will park.

Over there.

That's it dear. Let's get out. We've arrived.

Meaning?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What are we sitting for?

Well, of course I'm sitting. I am expecting.

In the state of an indolent woman?

Don't insult your child. Come on.

There.

I need to study everything.

What do you need to study? Take them.

I'm a fighter through life so for sure my genes will be passed on to my children.

Let's quickly still take them.

Yes. Just like that and that is all.

I read on the internet that the morning after pill causes a mustache to grow.

That is your personal problem. Your belly is our shared problem. So let's take it quickly.

No.

Bitch.

This is about the diary yes?

What?

You're taking fucking revenge on me for the diary.

I wouldn't be so petty.

I just realised that you are full of shit.

You are going to take the pill right now.

Or what?

Please. Take the pill.

I could take it but I have no water.

Please, it's not going to kill you. Take the pill.

Please.

Listen, stop it. I was messing with you about that night. We didn't even have sex.

You made this decision yourself.

In this hand I have your department's pay for an app that works.

And in this hand the bonuses for what we have managed to do on time.

I twist and turn and want to deceive.

Go on. Choose one.

That one.

Nothing. And here also nothing.

Because there is no working app. Where is the ultimate result?

I warned you, yes?

I have explained many times to Valeria that this is an ambitious idea and it requires a little more time.

Kristina, you've had enough.

Listen, if you are worried about money then you are hostage to the money. I just need time to implement.

Our group of programmers can't cope. Additional staff is needed.

Right, stop. I won't take anyone.

For six months we have developed something that should work and it doesn’t work. If it doesn’t work, we should fire all the programmers.

Wait.

I am responsible.

I was responsible for the project and programming. And for everything else.

Therefore, if you want to fire someone, you can fire me.

Who are you?

Nikolai's assistant yes?

Why the hell is an assistant directing a project?

Which idiot appointed her?

You.

Go away.

Go.

And you, developer, too. Go.

May I receive my salary. I've been here more than three months.

What salary? Say thank you that the costs were not imposed on you.

Hi.

Listen, can I stay with you for a bit?

May I see your passport?

No, no, no. I understand, I...

Not enough funds.

Today just the cola.

Will you pay for the bottle?

What bottle?

The bottle which you poured into the cola. The bottle of cognac.

I saw what you were doing in that aisle...I have a camera here.

What cognac? Listen, Ishan.

The Cola. It's pure. Mmmm.

Ok. Pay for the bottle.

I'll ring it up and put the money in the register.

My shift ends, the cash matches, I go home and sleep. Ok?

I don't have anything to pay with.

380 rubles.

Yes. I don't have it.

Listen, buddy. Put yourself in my position, please.

Please.

Fine. Go.

Thank you.

Hi.

Yes, good.

Listen, remember you told me you had an empty apartment?

Ah! Remodeling. Remodeling is cool. Ok.

It won't work, my relatives have come to stay.

At first I thought I had a wagon and a small cart of friends.

I rang lots of people.

Now I am a person without friends.

It's normal.

It's like that for everyone.

Let me kick the bull.

What do you mean?

Oh, pardon.

To finish the cigarette and I beg you to take care of your health, you are already up to the filter there...

Let me finish it.

Sorry.

5 second rule.

Let me sit.

Bad day?

Looks like you too.

It's been the same for 7 years now.

Research?

Yes.

And what are you researching?

People's behaviour.

Ah, gotcha.

Irish coffee?

Ok.

I've spent the last of my money so now you and I are on equal terms.

I think so.

Why didn't you contact me?

I decided not to call you or my mum because I was ashamed.

I didn't want you to see me like that.

And then...

I wanted to succeed somehow.

Wake up!

You don't understand, you steal from me all the time, not from the store, but me personally.

What do you mean?

I told you we have cameras here.

And you steal salami.

Who needs your salami?

Aren't you ashamed?

Ashamed, very ashamed, but fell asleep. Is that all?

Pay for it or I will call security.

For what?

I didn't even eat it.

What do you mean you didn't eat it, I saw you open the packet.

That means it is damaged salami.

You've been mocking me for a long time, right?

I work here for 15,000 rubles at the checkout, I’m sitting and punching through the goods...

...wash all the floors...

...if you open it then I get a fine.

And do you know how I live? I walk the streets, I have nowhere to spend the night, nothing to eat.

I work here in two shifts. I sleep in the back room.

I arrange everything here but I have never stolen anything from anyone.

Put on the slippers.

Something delicious is being prepared.

Hi everyone.

She has come to stay with us.

It is still not ready. It still needs an hour and a half.

Let's go and see the room.

In short, Mansur from Ufa and Zulfar live here. Zulfar is on shift.

It is not my room. Remember I'm going on the shift, you may get lost.

Here.

Niyaz with his family. They are all sleeping.

Who is here?

Mansur and Zulfir.

Zulfar.

And here is my room.

Bad?

No Ishan. I will stay.

We eat in an hour and a half.

If you are hungry...have a bite to eat.

Thank you.

Take this.

Don't mind the smell. It's made of goat.

The goat smells but it's clean.

It is useful and treats all diseases.

My mother gave it to me.

She said, Ishan you are going to Moscow.

May everything be fine with you.

It is fluffy, like grandma's.

And has your mum stayed in Uzbekistan?

What do you mean?

Nooo, I'm from Vladik.

I'm Chinese.

Alia, Uzbek.

Niyaz is Kyrgyz

Zulfar, Tajik.

We have different eyes.

Can't you see that?

Ok, you sleep here. I'll go and sleep with Zulfar.

Did I take your place?

No, he has night shift today, it's fine.

And so I cleaned the house.

I thought it was just for a few nights but...

...I stayed longer.

Let's go and eat.

Alia cooked plov.

I'll eat later.

Come on, please, let's eat.

Later.

Cut it out with your men.

Let's go, let's go.

Sit down.

What are you playing with?

I see...a turtle.

Ishan, what are you doing?

What? You like it.

Why do you want to work for us?

I was tired of office work, sorting through papers.

I wanted to work with my hands.

I like you.

The senior manager will tell you everything, show you everything.

Your collegues will teach you.

Explain how and what to use.

Anyway, let's keep going.

Fries, 35 seconds.

Quicker Kristina.

I work from my soul.

Why are you admiring your manicure?

Are you going on a date?

I actually have a burger cooking Valdan. I am waiting.

In a fast food restaurant, people come here to eat quickly and leave. Also the staff.

Kristina, don't slow the process down.

I'm not slowing down.

Kris, why are you arguing? I'm asking you to flip it.

Look at how Kolyan works.

His name is Kanapik.

Why are you showing off?

I am not showing off.

No, you're staying here and showing off.

Can I get past to the fryer?

Go ahead.

Don't slow down ok?

Otherwise you will never complete the order.

Two omelettes immeadiately for table 35.

Quickly.

Can I please have two...

Oh, you. Wow.

That's a jump...

Listen you're doing great.

You literally completed a 4-year journey in two months.

Tell me do they change the oil, how are the french fries there.

We have an oil change log. You can see it.

In the kitchen.

Every day?

Still, I trust you.

Come back often then.

Every day.

Did you already order me cheese sticks?

No, but this woman is the best cheese stick specialist in the city.

This woman, she is the best person who makes cheese sticks in the city.

It is true.

Are you ready to order?

Yes, we are ready. Cheeseburgers. Two cheeseburgers and cheese sticks.

And ice cream. Strawberry.

Ice cream.

Beautiful handbag.

What sorry?

The shape of the handbag I am talking about.

I say it in an advertisment.

Unfortunately you will never afford one working here.

Thank you.

And underwear which is probably Agent Provocateur.

Black. And you probably have Lanvan shoes on your feet.

Artyom?

On discount again, yes?

Why are you talking like that?

Standard meal?

Oh, didn't you forgot barbarque sauce.

Your favourite.

No. That is all for us.

That is all?

And hurry up please because it feels a little like...

What do you mean? I don't understand.

What do I mean?

It means that he slept with a burger waitress.

Yes.

And not that long ago.

And so your order will be ready soon, wait over there please.

Don't hold up the line.

Guys. Cheese sticks, two fries, burgers and also ice cream of course.

I discovered a loogie in my burger.

What?

A loogie.

A loogie.

Like a grub.

Like on the face.

Only on the burger.

And how did you discover it?

Detective methods.

And for what?

What will we do?

I didn't spit on your burger.

And what if she is sick?

Ok, ok, we will give you a new burger.

She will spit in it again.

I will not spit in it.

Look at her she is sick.

Let's make you a...

I don't need a new burger I want her fired.

Listen, I decide who gets fired. Understand?

Quickly fire her then. Immediately.

I heard you. Thank you very much.

Everything is fine. Goodbye.

We will make you a new burger. Of course.

She is sick and you are closed, understand. You are closed.

Get out. Get out of here. They are closed.

Miss, boy, take your girlfriend and leave.

There is the cheese.

Yes.

No loogie.

It seems to me that it is necessary to touch it, is it wet or not?

Hello.

Hello Kristina, are you busy?

Who is this?

I downloaded everything, look.

Yes, yes.

Well, in short, those idiots closed the project straight after you were fired.

But something about it bothered me.

I was sitting, sitting, pulling slowly...

...in short, I finished it. In general it collects the dossier of a person from the internet.

Who are the special services for?

Well the special services, I don't know of course. But...

...in general, look, we just upload a photo and we can immediately find out everything about a person.

It is not just dating. This is something cooler.

Wow.

Well, it seems to me at least.

So. First of all, we need work out the problem of copyrights.

And money.

We need an investor.

Well yes.

Abracadabra.

Hello. Hello.

May I have a menu?

Here you are.

A bottle of that wine. Send it over to that guy.

To Herman?

And tell him that it was from me.

To Herman.

You didn't have something smaller?

Something else?

No, thank you.

Honestly. Not the best bottle of wine to pick up a man with.

Did I make a mistake with my choice?

Well yes.

Your ex likes it.

I've seen you somewhere before yes? Where do we know each other from?

I have an app.

So listen. That was cute and crazy. Thanks very much. Almost obsessive even.

Thank you for wasting my time, you can take a picture of me if you are interested if you like me so much.

It's just that I'm sitting with my friends.

Honestly though, I don't get to see them very often.

You will like it.

We can test it out with some of your friends.

I got my first lot of money.

And I thought I should put it toward something.

What?

Oh!

Cover yourself.

Wake up. Let's go.

What?

Let's go.

Let's go. I need you help. I can't go without you.

I worked last night.

I understand but I need you help.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

The birds are singing.

Is the iron fixed?

Let's go home, ok?

My legs already hurt.

Let me take you for a ride.

Be careful.

We forgot to buy clothes for you!

Dreams.

To make all your dreams come true.

Are you paying still?

I'm an EFTPOS machine.

Let's go.

Do you have a lot of money?

Lots and lots.

And you'll leave us?

Sooner or later it had to happen.

So.

What else should I buy?

Maybe we will join the pool.

We can go together.

What have you seen?

Ishan. Wait up please.

What is this?

I thought we were looking for something for the children.

It's for the kids.

How will you fit it all in the taxi?

What?

How will you fit all of it in the taxi?

It's just you. I think that I will ride my bike home.

Phone number not connected.

Listen let's buy you a bike too. It isn't so interesting riding on my own.

No I can't. I am busy.

Hi.

Hi.

What are you doing here?

Are you avoiding me? Seems like it.

What makes you think that?

You don't pick up the phone.

And how do you know where I work?

This is my job now, spying on people.

You said that when I find myself, get back on my feet and find my own work...

...we would be on the same level and I could return.

Your words?

I said this?

You need to find something to do.

You need to stand firmly on your feet.

It's possible but...

...now things have changed.

No.

I love him.

Me too.

Are you kidding me?

You said that...

Listen, I was trying to save him time.

Because you were inadequate, you even followed him.

Yes, I followed him.

I was trying to figure out how he was.

Because I care what happens to him.

Is everything alright?

You probably think that I should mind my own business it's just that sometimes it is better to talk it out.

I was just peeing.

A man, right?

Yes.

He is older than you?

Yes.

Do you love him?

I do.

Let's go and drink.

Wonderful.

You know what I say?

If a man holds you like that then you need to break free.

You are young, walk around, look around.

You have the whole world ahead of you.

You don't need to dwell on the past.

It won't make you happy.

Let's go.

Where?

I still have the keys to his apartment.

Oh! A log.

We'll burn it.

Let's go burn it.

Let's smoke at the same time.

You are a prince on a white horse.

Isn't it too harsh Mr psychologist?

Some relationships need to be severed toughly. That is all.

When you personally stop being comfortable?

When you realize that someone else can give her more and you can't wait any longer.

I will have tea.

Black.

Black tea and black coffee.

And any sandwich.

So this is why you wanted me to have the interview.

Couldn't we be together?

We could.

You are the kind of woman who gets married.

And I need freedom.

I am that kind of person.

That's it then?

I still have the key to your apartment.

Don't worry about it. It's a work apartment.

You can always come to me for advice.

At night.

Have you analysed many women there?

Well...many is a relative term.

You can keep them, it's ok, I'll just change the locks.

Why were you spying on him?

I was worried about him.

Because I care what happens to him.

And now I want to know how he is doing.

I don't know...I...

We are not in touch.

Why not?

Such a pretty girl and you know I liked her, I really did.

I see that you fit each other.

I see. Listen.

Why do I have the feeling...

...that you know each other?

What?

Was she your patient?

No.

You were in a relationship?

You lied to me?

This was like entertainment for you?

Listen. You don't need to think about it anymore.

I want to help you.

Famously.

Stop it.

No, seriously. Stop it.

You are no longer my friend.

And I no longer saw him.

And so I came to you.

Why don't you answer the door? I am ringing and ringing.

We have a guest.

Who?

Hello.

Hello.

Why are you sitting in here?

Come into the living room, it is more comfortable there.

I'll make pancakes now. Yes.

Go, go, go.

It became so cozy here.

Forgive me.

What for?

For everything.

I don't understand.

Everything worked out very well.

Look how successful you are.

And we...

Sonia fixed my jacket.

Oh.

It was a purely an accident.

After what the psychologist did, I didn’t want to go back to work at all.

But...

...that conversation with you in the bar...

..thank you for that.

Here, you sit.

I will bring pancakes quickly now.

Our stories were very similar.

They were stories of destruction, we were both abandoned.

But we survived.

But we could turn it back.

I should go.

You scum!

Well I told you that...

Was it all just to get them together?

Listen...now you just...

You betrayed me, you set him up with her.

I gave you a chance to develop.

No, no, no, no, no.

Actually, you were just shielding me.

And you didn't get anything at all?

The problem wasn't that you didn't love each other it is that you are at different stages.

In the end Vitali is my friend.

And I didn't do it for you, I did it for him.

And you don't communicate now, friends?

It is enough for me to know that they are happy.

Do you know what you brought him to?

Well?

Look, I'm sorry.

You couldn't make him happy, I couldn't make Sonya happy.

They are good together. Let them go.

We can handle it.

We are strong.

We are adequate people.

We'll come up with something.

What would I like to say?

The banal thing is, of course, that it seems to me that neither I nor you are unaware of the global nature of what we do.

Thank you everyone. See you on Monday.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

Herman.

Yes, yes.

We have one more small factor that requires special attention.

Yes?

The thing is that people themselves can ruin their own relationships just because they are at odds with themselves.

It's not just about compatibility, it's also about...

...whether the person has found themselves in the world.

Their calling.

That is to say, problems may arise with metric?

Alexander can you fix this problem?

Yes.

Yes, I am just working on the statistics now.

Super, super, I will send more tomorrow.

Goodbye.

Kristina, I owe you.

Let me thank you somehow.

Not so luxuriously of course with a bottle of wine like that time in the club.

Nevertheless.

Maybe we could go to a restaurant.

It is not very far away.

The chef is a good friend of mine. He cooks very well.

There is jazz there today.

They are not African-American but they sing like African-Americans, it is very cool.

I appreciate the offer but I already have plans.

Maybe another time.

Of course.

Um, if I have an questions I'll let you know.

Yes, of course. If you have questions call me.

Yes, yes. Not even just question, answers, exclamatory sentences, call, of course call.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

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