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Help me, please!
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Let go of...
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Help me! Let me go!
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- Hey, everyone, I'm Jesse Hall,
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the editor of Fresh and Free,
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we're joined by our regular
contributor Danielle Williams.
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- Hi, guys.
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The creator of Get Well Danielle
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and owner of
Very Very Vegetable Juices.
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Danielle is getting her
very own TV show next year.
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- Such a powerful example
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of what manifestation can bring.
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- We really are honored
you're here with us
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one last time to get us
inspired for the new year.
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- Okay, why wait till January 1st?
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You can start your health kick
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before the clock hits midnight
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with these wellness cocktails
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with my Very Very Vegetable
holiday blends.
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- Oh!
- Now, guys,
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don't forget to post
your self-love selfies
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of you and your pals
drinking my cocktails
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and tag them #GetWellDanielle
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so I can see all
of your beautiful faces.
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- Now what is some advice
to start fresh in 2019?
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- The holidays make us feel
a little out of control.
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- Hello, third glass of eggnog.
- Oh!
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We might be feeling like
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we aren't in charge
of our own lives.
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But you are.
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I am here to remind you
that you are.
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And you can do whatever it is
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you set your mind to.
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Now, close your eyes
and repeat after me.
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I control my own destiny.
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- I control my own destiny.
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I control what I hold onto.
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- I control what I hold onto.
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And I control what I let go of.
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- I control what I let go of.
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- I let go of.
- Very good.
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Now, tomorrow is a new day.
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Soon it will be a new year.
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And when the clock strikes 12,
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I want you to become
the new you, the best you,
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the you that you have
always wanted to be
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but have been too afraid
to become.
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Don't put it off
for a second longer.
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- Okay, your mom's
gonna be home soon.
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It's time to clean up.
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- She is so cool.
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I cannot wait for her new show.
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I wish I was as pretty
and cool as her.
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- You are, Kara.
- She's my inspiration!
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When I grow up,
I wanna be just like her.
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- Actually, Kara, can you
not jump on the couch?
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I'm really worried
you're gonna hurt yourself.
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- But I love myself.
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I am in control
of my own destiny.
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I am the princess.
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- Okay, I think somebody
had too much sugar.
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- Those cookies
didn't have sugar,
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they had maple syrup,
they're paleo.
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They were Danielle's recipe.
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- Kara, can you help me clean up?
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- I cannot believe
you're going to spend
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New Year's Eve
with Get Well Danielle.
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What's she like?
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- I don't know, I haven't seen her
for a really long time.
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- But you guys were friends
in high school.
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- Yeah.
- Best friends?
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- Yep.
- Wow.
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Did you know she was gonna be
so famous and cool?
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- No.
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- But you did school plays
together.
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That's true.
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- Were you good in them?
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Uh, I mean, yeah,
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I thought I was
gonna be an actress,
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and I won awards and stuff, so,
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I guess people thought
I was pretty good.
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- Why'd you stop acting?
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- Is it because of your scar?
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- No.
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- I just thought that
I wanted to do something
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that would make more
of a difference in the world.
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Then why are you a babysitter?
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Hey guys, I'm Danielle Williams,
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founder of Very Very Vegetables
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and soon-to-be host
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of Get Well Danielle,
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coming to you this spring.
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Make sure you tune in.
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- Hello?
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- We can coach you.
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And I got the distinct vibe
they were like,
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"We could both fuck you,"
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and I was like,
"No, please."
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- Oh, my God,
I love these boots!
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Oh, I love them!
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- Oh, my God,
I can't see a thing.
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Oh, my God, Kaela, look.
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- Stop, Chloe, will you stop?
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I'm driving.
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- Okay.
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Holy fuck,
they're nearly $5,000.
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- What?
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What... that's crazy.
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- I want them.
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Dude, that's like
half a year's rent.
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What... who can afford that?
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- Danielle.
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- Yeah, well...
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Are you nervous?
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- No, why would I be?
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Why? Are you?
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A little.
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No.
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- You're fucking kidding me.
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- Shit.
- Again?
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I'm so sorry.
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I just serviced
this fucking car.
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I'm about to service
your fucking face.
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I'm sorry, okay, let's go.
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You would at least
have one for me?
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I'm sorry,
I only have one umbrella!
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- Jesus, Kaela!
- Who has two umbrellas?
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Mary-fucking-Poppins!
I don't know!
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You see? This is why
we don't buy $5,000 boots.
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- Hey.
- Hi!
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Oh, my gosh, here,
take these, take these.
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Oh, my fucking God.
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It's fucking pouring out there.
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Kaela's shitmobile
broke down again.
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Oh, you should have called me,
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I would have come pick you up.
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Um, can you not insult Sadie?
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She's been with me for years.
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Fine, whatever,
at least you have a car.
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- Whoa, oh, my God.
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Wow, it looks
exactly the same here.
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Love it.
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God, I can't believe
your parents
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are selling this place.
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We had so many good times here.
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I don't know, I just...
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It still freaks me out
just thinking about...
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Anyway, who does a girl
have to fuck around here
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to get a drink, hm?
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Hi.
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Oh, she has odd wants today.
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- Wait, shouldn't we wait
for Danielle?
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- You really think
she's gonna come?
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- Well, she said
she would, didn't she?
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What did she say
when you texted her?
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She said...
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"That would be so amazing.
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I haven't seen you girls
in so long
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and would be gr8,"
with an eight,
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"to say goodbye to the house.
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Just LMK the deets via email
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and CC my assist
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Hailey@GetWellDanielle.com."
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- Ooh, she has an assistant.
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- Anyway, I think
she'll probably flake.
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- I think she'll come.
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- Mm.
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Yes, yum-yum-yum-yum-yum.
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Do you have the Champagne?
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I want so much more.
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Oh, my God, did you guys see
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that picture of her and Leo?
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- Who?
- DiCaprio.
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Leonardo DiCaprio, Jesus, Kaela.
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Oh, sorry,
I must have missed it.
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- What are you sorry about?
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That you missed a picture
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of Danielle
and Leonardo DiCaprio?
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- Who cares?
- Oh, my God,
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I care so deeply.
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She's just like hanging out
with Leo now.
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You guys, it's insane,
like, it's amazing.
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Mm, also,
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did you see the announcement
about her show?
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It's coming out in the spring.
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- Yeah, well,
we'll see about that.
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- Oh, the balloons.
- Yes.
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Oh, no, I didn't even ask you
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how your interview went.
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- Oh, um, it...
- There's nothing much to tell.
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- It happened.
- Oh, my God,
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you're going back to school.
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Maybe, eventually, you know?
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I'd love to finish my degree,
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maybe go back to grad school
or something.
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- That's great.
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- Yeah, but this was
for a hostess job
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at Eden's Pub.
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- Oh.
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Yeah.
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I saw the help wanted sign
there the other day.
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I just didn't think
you'd want to work there.
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- I don't,
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but I need to pay
my student loans
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for the two years
of college I did go to
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before I had a nervous breakdown
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and dropped out.
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It wasn't a nervous breakdown.
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- No, it was.
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- You guys,
how much money do you think
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Danielle makes in a year?
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I mean, like, if you factor in
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all the free stuff she gets.
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I read somewhere
she makes like $200,000
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in passive income alone,
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like just from ads and stuff.
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It's gotta be that much.
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Her house is fucking...
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It's literally my dream home.
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It's like she went into my brain
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and plucked out my dream home
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and showed it to an architect.
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It's insane.
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God, she's gotta be making
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like a million a year, right?
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- I really don't know, Chlo.
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- I wish I had money.
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I was famous.
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Or both.
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Shit, she came.
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Oh!
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- Hey.
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- You ready?
- Danielle, you made it!
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- As I'll ever be... we
weren't sure I was gonna come.
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Wait, come on in!
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- Oh, my God, Chlo!
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You look amazing.
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Oh, no.
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I feel like a... whatever.
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- Oh, please! Anyway,
so do you, of course.
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Stop.
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You guys,
I am so sorry I'm late,
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it is so rude.
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Lex,
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I am so grateful
you invited me tonight.
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I was really dreading
whatever, like,
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awful party I was gonna be
dragged to in LA,
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and...
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This is... this is so much better.
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- Yeah, well,
we couldn't imagine
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spending the last New Year's
in the house
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without you.
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- Aw, thank you.
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Oh, my God.
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You guys, this looks amazing.
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Wow.
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These balloons are so cute.
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Oh, come on,
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I am obsessed
with these number balloons.
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Right?
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Kaela bought them.
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Yeah, it was... it's nothing,
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they're like from
the 99 cent store.
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- Of course.
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You always have
the best taste, Kaela.
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Do you remember
my mom used to ask
267
00:16:19,350 --> 00:16:21,100
why I didn't dress
more funky like you?
268
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,980
Yeah, that was weird of her.
269
00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:25,320
- Right?
- Yeah.
270
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,990
- Oh, I brought presents.
271
00:16:26,990 --> 00:16:28,370
- What?
- Oh.
272
00:16:28,370 --> 00:16:31,370
Okay, these are all organic,
273
00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:33,750
all vegan.
274
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Cruelty free.
275
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If you give a shit.
276
00:16:36,590 --> 00:16:39,510
- We do.
- All natural.
277
00:16:39,510 --> 00:16:40,640
Oh, wow.
278
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,520
Esther and Tammy,
that's so fancy.
279
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,980
- Well, nothing is too good
for my girls.
280
00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:47,490
I think that color will go perfect.
281
00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:49,240
This is making a big splash.
282
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,120
Not out yet, but like bright...
283
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,370
Brightens...
Brightens everything up.
284
00:16:53,370 --> 00:16:54,460
- Cool, thanks.
285
00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:56,000
Yeah.
286
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,010
Of course.
287
00:16:57,010 --> 00:16:58,220
Oh, my God, you guys,
288
00:16:58,220 --> 00:16:59,220
can I document this?
289
00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:00,100
Do you care?
290
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,270
- Sure, yeah.
291
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:06,020
Jesus, what do I have in here?
292
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:08,450
It's like a freaking clown car.
293
00:17:08,450 --> 00:17:09,950
I'm just gonna be pulling out
294
00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:11,700
like rabbits and ducks.
295
00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:16,840
Okay, everybody scrunch in.
296
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:17,840
Lex, come on.
297
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,340
I'll be in the middle.
298
00:17:19,340 --> 00:17:20,600
Gather 'round.
299
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,850
All right.
300
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,190
Scrunch in.
301
00:17:27,190 --> 00:17:28,190
Ready?
302
00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:35,040
Oh, shoot, I'm blinking.
303
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,840
One more, okay?
304
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:37,710
Okay.
305
00:17:37,710 --> 00:17:40,090
Everybody say "cheese."
306
00:17:40,090 --> 00:17:41,850
Get Well Danielle.
307
00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:44,230
Get Well Danielle!
308
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:51,570
Well, I'm just saying
that I just feel like
309
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,240
just because a woman
is involved in something
310
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,870
doesn't make it
inherently feminist,
311
00:17:54,870 --> 00:17:56,830
and I think that's something
we have to watch out for,
312
00:17:56,830 --> 00:17:58,210
like you've gotta be aware
313
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,130
that money
and this whole machine
314
00:18:00,130 --> 00:18:01,260
co-opts everything, right?
315
00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:03,260
- Okay.
- You guys always just say okay
316
00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:04,520
when you want me to shut up.
317
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:05,640
No, I'm with you, Kaela.
318
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:06,850
- I'm too drunk
for this conversation.
319
00:18:06,850 --> 00:18:08,110
- Oh, Kaela,
320
00:18:08,110 --> 00:18:10,240
do you mind leaving out
the heavy cream?
321
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,740
I'm DF.
322
00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:14,870
- Dairy-free.
323
00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:17,000
Wait, you're dairy-free
by choice?
324
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,090
Yeah, it's really bad for you.
325
00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:20,590
I do not care.
326
00:18:20,590 --> 00:18:22,590
There's no way
I could give up cheese.
327
00:18:22,590 --> 00:18:24,140
Ugh, trust me, I know,
328
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:26,640
I miss cheese so freaking much.
329
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:29,150
- So like how long
have you been DF?
330
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,610
- Like four years now?
331
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,780
Whoa.
332
00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:35,040
- Yeah, one of my subscribers
sent me a message
333
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:38,040
saying she had these like
terrible painful boils
334
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,880
- on her head.
- Ew, boils?
335
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:40,920
Yeah, and she tried
336
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,260
all of these different medicines
337
00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:44,890
- and nothing worked.
- Oh, that's so gross.
338
00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:46,640
It was really fucked up.
339
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:49,400
And she was like
begging me for help.
340
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,610
- But she knew you weren't
a doctor though, right?
341
00:18:52,610 --> 00:18:53,990
Yeah, it didn't matter.
342
00:18:53,990 --> 00:18:55,370
She had tried doctors
343
00:18:55,370 --> 00:18:57,040
and nothing was working.
344
00:18:57,040 --> 00:19:00,170
So I did some research and found
345
00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:03,300
that dairy can cause
inflammation issues.
346
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:04,510
And then I started reading
347
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:05,810
about all this other, like,
348
00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:09,150
horrible stuff dairy does
to your body and was like,
349
00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:11,820
"Whoa, I should not
be eating dairy."
350
00:19:11,820 --> 00:19:12,900
- Wow, it sounds like
351
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:15,070
you're really making
a difference.
352
00:19:16,830 --> 00:19:20,210
- Yeah, I mean,
it's totally rewarding,
353
00:19:20,210 --> 00:19:22,340
but, um...
354
00:19:22,340 --> 00:19:24,680
it's also a lot of hard work
355
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,350
and a ton of pressure.
356
00:19:26,350 --> 00:19:29,810
Um, you know,
sometimes I just wish
357
00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:32,440
I was back here with you guys,
358
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:35,320
just goofing off
like we used to.
359
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,540
- Believe me, you don't.
360
00:19:37,540 --> 00:19:39,790
- Believe me, I do.
361
00:19:39,790 --> 00:19:40,790
Well, I think the grass
362
00:19:40,790 --> 00:19:42,460
is always greener, you know?
363
00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:44,170
No, you're right, you're right.
364
00:19:44,170 --> 00:19:46,470
I should be grateful
for what I have.
365
00:19:46,470 --> 00:19:48,680
I mean, I am grateful
for what I have,
366
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:49,980
it's just, you know,
367
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,610
it's sometimes so easy
to get accustomed
368
00:19:52,610 --> 00:19:54,360
to a new equilibrium
369
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,330
and forget how lucky you are.
370
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:01,000
Human nature, I guess.
371
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000
- Ah, fuck.
372
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000
Ow.
373
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,260
- Shit, are you okay?
374
00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:06,640
Ah, fuck.
375
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,010
- Mm-mm.
- Here.
376
00:20:08,010 --> 00:20:09,220
Hey, I'll be fine, I just...
377
00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:10,730
- Are you sure?
378
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,550
Alexis, you are
such a good cook.
379
00:21:05,550 --> 00:21:07,050
This all looks so amazing.
380
00:21:07,050 --> 00:21:08,800
Yeah, thank you, Lex.
381
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:09,760
Smells incredible.
382
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:10,430
Thank you.
383
00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:11,260
Yummy.
384
00:21:11,260 --> 00:21:14,900
Oh, wait, um, before we start,
385
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:19,910
uh, would you guys
humor me with something?
386
00:21:19,910 --> 00:21:21,280
Yeah, sure.
387
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,920
Okay, I know
this is a little corny,
388
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:26,590
but it is the end
of the year, after all,
389
00:21:26,590 --> 00:21:29,340
and I think it would be
really productive
390
00:21:29,340 --> 00:21:31,810
if we just like
went around the table
391
00:21:31,810 --> 00:21:33,480
and celebrated ourselves
392
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:36,310
by acknowledging
our proudest accomplishments
393
00:21:36,310 --> 00:21:37,690
of the year.
394
00:21:40,450 --> 00:21:42,080
I know, it's silly,
395
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,580
it's just, you know,
396
00:21:43,580 --> 00:21:46,710
to remind ourselves
of what we're capable of.
397
00:21:47,710 --> 00:21:49,420
- Yeah, sure, that's nice.
398
00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:51,850
- Yeah?
- Okay.
399
00:21:51,850 --> 00:21:53,350
- You go first.
- I'll go first.
400
00:21:53,350 --> 00:21:55,310
I volunteered, so I'll go first.
401
00:21:55,310 --> 00:21:56,810
All you.
402
00:21:56,810 --> 00:21:57,980
Okay, um,
403
00:21:57,980 --> 00:22:00,820
I guess my proudest
accomplishment this year
404
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,370
would be that I had
405
00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:05,370
a really challenging kid
come in,
406
00:22:05,370 --> 00:22:10,340
um, she was deaf and autistic,
407
00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:12,140
and, you know, she has like...
408
00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:14,850
She had a lot of sensory issues.
409
00:22:14,850 --> 00:22:17,610
And, um,
410
00:22:17,610 --> 00:22:19,360
oh, I don't want to get
too mumbo-jumbo-y,
411
00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,200
but it was just...
It was really...
412
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,240
It's really cool to just...
413
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,870
To watch a person
develop so much
414
00:22:25,870 --> 00:22:28,500
over such
a short period of time.
415
00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:32,130
So...
416
00:22:32,130 --> 00:22:33,010
- Wow.
417
00:22:33,010 --> 00:22:35,770
Kaela, that is incredible.
418
00:22:35,770 --> 00:22:38,020
You definitely put
the rest of us to shame.
419
00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:39,150
- No.
- Oh yeah.
420
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:41,860
You are a fucking amazing woman.
421
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:43,030
- Okay, well, thank you,
422
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:44,370
I don't think so, but,
you know, whatever.
423
00:22:44,370 --> 00:22:46,490
- Someone else, someone else.
- Well, I think you are.
424
00:22:47,410 --> 00:22:48,040
- Chlo?
425
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,540
- Whatever you want.
- All right, well, okay,
426
00:22:49,540 --> 00:22:50,800
even though my mom's sick
427
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:51,920
and I don't have a job
428
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,130
and I'm broke
429
00:22:53,130 --> 00:22:56,060
and I've been on over
200 internet dates
430
00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:57,640
and I still don't have
a boyfriend,
431
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,520
I didn't fucking kill myself
this year,
432
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,110
so cheers to that, huh?
433
00:23:06,410 --> 00:23:07,540
I'm kidding.
434
00:23:07,540 --> 00:23:09,500
Oh, my God, Danielle,
I'm joking.
435
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:17,310
- Okay, well,
all jokes aside, um...
436
00:23:17,310 --> 00:23:20,820
it seems like you're actually
really hurting, Chlo,
437
00:23:20,820 --> 00:23:22,650
and I want you to know
438
00:23:22,650 --> 00:23:26,200
that I'm here for you
if you ever need me.
439
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,660
- Thank you.
440
00:23:27,660 --> 00:23:29,790
- I love you.
- I love you.
441
00:23:32,170 --> 00:23:33,420
- Lex?
442
00:23:34,470 --> 00:23:38,100
- Um, well,
as Chloe and Kaela know,
443
00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:39,480
this year was actually
444
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,310
especially challenging for me.
445
00:23:41,310 --> 00:23:42,900
Fuck.
446
00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:43,940
I'm sorry.
447
00:23:43,940 --> 00:23:46,070
Is it... is it something
448
00:23:46,070 --> 00:23:47,830
you want to share or...?
449
00:23:50,710 --> 00:23:54,470
- Just a lot of,
you know, um... regrets?
450
00:23:56,090 --> 00:23:58,470
Feeling like I didn't live
my best life.
451
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,110
I wasted a lot of time.
452
00:24:02,110 --> 00:24:03,570
I don't know, I... I just had
453
00:24:03,570 --> 00:24:06,700
all these um, hopes
and dreams and visions,
454
00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:08,990
but I just, um...
455
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,460
Yeah, so,
456
00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:16,470
I didn't actually accomplish
a lot this year.
457
00:24:16,470 --> 00:24:18,510
Actually, for a lot of years.
458
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,350
I feel like I've
kind of been bogged down
459
00:24:22,350 --> 00:24:23,860
by the past.
460
00:24:23,860 --> 00:24:26,610
Holding onto things
that really I...
461
00:24:26,610 --> 00:24:29,240
I should have let go of.
462
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,580
So...
463
00:24:32,460 --> 00:24:33,880
Anyway, um,
464
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,510
I know it's almost
the end of the year,
465
00:24:35,510 --> 00:24:37,010
but I really feel
466
00:24:37,010 --> 00:24:38,760
like my biggest accomplishments
467
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,390
have yet to come.
468
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:47,150
- Wow, Lex.
469
00:24:47,150 --> 00:24:49,530
I loved that.
470
00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:51,910
Yes, there is always more time,
471
00:24:51,910 --> 00:24:53,040
so cheers.
472
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,170
Cheers.
473
00:24:54,170 --> 00:24:55,550
Cheers to us!
474
00:25:07,030 --> 00:25:09,280
Ha, wait, where were you?
475
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,490
- I was watching
Waiting for Guffman.
476
00:25:11,490 --> 00:25:12,540
What?
477
00:25:12,540 --> 00:25:14,380
- Yeah, I had no idea
that was going on.
478
00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:16,670
Did you... he jizzed in his pants?
479
00:25:16,670 --> 00:25:18,130
Yeah, dude, it was crazy.
480
00:25:18,130 --> 00:25:19,300
He like... he went in to kiss me
481
00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:20,680
and then he was like ugh,
482
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:21,930
and he backed up.
483
00:25:21,930 --> 00:25:23,810
And I was like,
"What's happening?"
484
00:25:23,810 --> 00:25:25,150
And like he just didn't want me
485
00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:26,190
anywhere near his crotch.
486
00:25:26,190 --> 00:25:27,690
And then I realized
it was because
487
00:25:27,690 --> 00:25:30,200
he had jizzed in his pants.
488
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,580
I can't believe
you never told me that.
489
00:25:32,580 --> 00:25:34,210
Did you guys know that?
490
00:25:34,210 --> 00:25:35,330
Yeah.
491
00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:40,090
Teenage boys are so weird.
492
00:25:40,090 --> 00:25:41,220
- So gross.
493
00:25:41,220 --> 00:25:42,720
- Lex, do you remember the night
494
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,480
that you were making out
with Noah Spivak
495
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,060
and I like crawled
across the floor
496
00:25:46,060 --> 00:25:47,440
and unplugged the light?
497
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:48,690
- Yes, I do.
498
00:25:48,690 --> 00:25:50,660
- Wait, was the same night
he said "VJ"?
499
00:25:50,660 --> 00:25:51,780
- Yes.
- Oh, my God,
500
00:25:51,780 --> 00:25:53,200
I'd bet you'd feel really good
501
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,080
if you let me touch your VJ.
502
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,330
Who says thats...
503
00:25:56,330 --> 00:25:57,460
It's so gross.
504
00:25:57,460 --> 00:25:58,590
Wait, is vagina
spelled with a J?
505
00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:00,430
Have I been spelling it
wrong my whole life?
506
00:26:00,430 --> 00:26:01,470
- No.
- I feel like...
507
00:26:01,470 --> 00:26:04,850
Wait, so... so,
did he touch your VJ?
508
00:26:04,850 --> 00:26:06,350
Um, not that night.
509
00:26:06,350 --> 00:26:07,440
I think I had my period.
510
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,360
Also there was a girl
511
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,610
crawling around on the floor
512
00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:10,740
unplugging lights.
513
00:26:11,490 --> 00:26:12,450
You're welcome,
514
00:26:12,450 --> 00:26:14,330
I was trying to set the mood.
515
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,880
- I loved Noah.
- Oh, my God,
516
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,380
you were so obsessed with him.
517
00:26:19,380 --> 00:26:21,090
He was very cute.
518
00:26:23,890 --> 00:26:25,270
Okay, whose turn is it?
519
00:26:25,270 --> 00:26:26,730
Wait, okay,
what about you, Kaela?
520
00:26:26,730 --> 00:26:27,860
I feel like I know nothing
521
00:26:27,860 --> 00:26:28,860
about your love life.
522
00:26:28,860 --> 00:26:30,360
- Oh, she's hot and heavy
with someone.
523
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,330
What's his name?
524
00:26:34,330 --> 00:26:37,630
- It's a woman, actually.
525
00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:39,340
Her name's Frankie.
526
00:26:39,340 --> 00:26:42,090
- Oh, my God, that's amazing.
527
00:26:42,090 --> 00:26:44,890
I didn't know
you were into girls.
528
00:26:44,890 --> 00:26:47,140
- Yeah, yeah, I am.
529
00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:48,770
Um... I mean,
530
00:26:48,770 --> 00:26:51,280
I... I was in high school too,
531
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,780
I was just too scared
to come out.
532
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:56,370
I'm sorry.
533
00:26:56,370 --> 00:26:58,040
How'd you guys meet?
534
00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,170
At work.
535
00:26:59,170 --> 00:27:00,550
She works in
the pediatric department,
536
00:27:00,550 --> 00:27:01,800
so, yeah,
537
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,510
it's been almost a year now.
538
00:27:03,510 --> 00:27:05,310
Oh, actually, I didn't
even tell you guys this.
539
00:27:05,310 --> 00:27:07,060
We are gonna move in together
540
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:07,940
when her lease is up.
541
00:27:07,940 --> 00:27:09,650
- Oh, shit, that's awesome.
- Congratulations.
542
00:27:09,650 --> 00:27:10,780
Oh my God, that's amazing!
543
00:27:10,780 --> 00:27:12,900
We were just talking
about like the new year
544
00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:14,280
and like goals and stuff,
545
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:15,370
and it makes sense.
546
00:27:15,370 --> 00:27:17,620
- Wait, save it.
547
00:27:17,620 --> 00:27:19,250
I have a really good idea.
548
00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:22,300
Hey, guys, it's Danielle.
549
00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:24,800
I'm here with
my high school besties
550
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,060
and we were just talking about
551
00:27:26,060 --> 00:27:27,890
New Year's resolutions.
552
00:27:27,890 --> 00:27:30,150
This is Kaela.
553
00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:31,440
Okay, what are your resolutions?
554
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,690
Okay, you know what,
555
00:27:32,690 --> 00:27:34,660
I would like to spend
more time outside,
556
00:27:34,660 --> 00:27:35,780
less time on my phone.
557
00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:37,450
I feel like I spend
like my entire life
558
00:27:37,450 --> 00:27:38,790
staring at a screen.
559
00:27:38,790 --> 00:27:40,460
And you know what,
I really want to be better
560
00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:42,050
about helping people, you know,
561
00:27:42,050 --> 00:27:43,170
with all the stuff
that's going on
562
00:27:43,170 --> 00:27:45,050
in the world right now,
I just feel like...
563
00:27:45,050 --> 00:27:46,470
Wait, shit.
564
00:27:46,470 --> 00:27:47,720
We need to start over.
565
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,100
We try not to get
like too political,
566
00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:51,940
'cause it tends
to bum people out
567
00:27:51,940 --> 00:27:53,820
or can alienate anyone
568
00:27:53,820 --> 00:27:55,450
that doesn't have
my same politics.
569
00:27:55,450 --> 00:27:59,790
Um, maybe just like
stick to your love life.
570
00:27:59,790 --> 00:28:00,710
- Okay.
- Yeah,
571
00:28:00,710 --> 00:28:02,090
we're just gonna start over.
572
00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:05,470
Hey, guys, it's Danielle.
573
00:28:05,470 --> 00:28:07,850
I'm here with
my high school besties
574
00:28:07,850 --> 00:28:08,850
and we were just talking
575
00:28:08,850 --> 00:28:11,560
about New Year's resolutions.
576
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,360
Okay, what's your resolution?
577
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:17,490
- Um, to... to maintain
578
00:28:17,490 --> 00:28:20,960
healthy lines of communication
with my girlfriend
579
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:26,130
and to tell her
that I love her every day.
580
00:28:26,130 --> 00:28:28,640
- Oh, so sweet.
581
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,480
I told you guys
she was a sweetheart.
582
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,360
Okay, Chloe.
583
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:34,860
- What are your resolutions?
- Hi.
584
00:28:34,860 --> 00:28:37,740
Okay, lose 10 pounds,
get a boyfriend,
585
00:28:37,740 --> 00:28:40,620
and to move out
of my mom's house.
586
00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:43,250
- Ugh, you can do it, Chlo.
587
00:28:43,250 --> 00:28:45,760
Okay, last but not least,
588
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,260
my bestie from the nestie,
589
00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:50,390
Alexis.
590
00:28:50,390 --> 00:28:52,650
- No.
591
00:28:52,650 --> 00:28:54,150
- Come on.
592
00:28:54,150 --> 00:28:55,480
Say something.
593
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,240
It'll go out
to a million followers.
594
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,120
You'll inspire them
with your words.
595
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,410
I really don't want to.
596
00:29:00,410 --> 00:29:03,880
- Well, she didn't used
to be this camera shy.
597
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,550
Come on, what do you want?
598
00:29:05,550 --> 00:29:08,300
Uh, health, relationship,
599
00:29:08,300 --> 00:29:09,430
career?
600
00:29:09,430 --> 00:29:11,890
I mean, don't you have
any goals?
601
00:29:11,890 --> 00:29:13,900
- Seriously, stop.
602
00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:15,020
- Come on, Lex,
603
00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:17,150
just let the world see
your beautiful face.
604
00:29:17,150 --> 00:29:18,530
Tell them about your hopes
605
00:29:18,530 --> 00:29:20,240
and your dreams for the future.
606
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,660
They're dying to hear from you.
607
00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:24,250
Come on, what?
608
00:29:24,250 --> 00:29:25,040
What?
609
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:26,880
Come on, Lexie.
610
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:27,800
Come on.
611
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,180
Come on, Alexis.
612
00:29:29,180 --> 00:29:30,550
Come on.
613
00:29:30,550 --> 00:29:31,810
Come on.
614
00:29:31,810 --> 00:29:34,940
Come on, come on, come on.
615
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:35,940
Come on, tell them.
616
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:36,940
Come on, Alexis.
617
00:29:36,940 --> 00:29:38,570
Show the world
your beautiful face.
618
00:29:38,570 --> 00:29:39,950
Get that fucking camera
619
00:29:39,950 --> 00:29:41,910
out of my face, Danielle.
620
00:29:46,420 --> 00:29:47,840
- Wha...
621
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,720
What the hell, Alexis?
622
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,100
I was...
623
00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:53,310
I was just trying
to include you.
624
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,830
- I'll go check the fuse box.
625
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,730
- Yikes.
626
00:30:18,230 --> 00:30:21,610
I... thought the window
was gonna shatter
627
00:30:21,610 --> 00:30:25,330
and my phone was gonna be
totally screwed.
628
00:30:25,330 --> 00:30:28,250
I'm still shaking.
629
00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:29,880
Yeah, um, Alexis's parents
630
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,390
had the whole place
like hermetically sealed
631
00:30:32,390 --> 00:30:36,350
after the accident
and... or whatever.
632
00:31:19,650 --> 00:31:22,030
- Fuck...
633
00:31:22,030 --> 00:31:24,660
- Sorry, I didn't mean
to startle you.
634
00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:28,000
Um... I just wanted
to come down here
635
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,170
and say I'm...
636
00:31:30,170 --> 00:31:31,420
I'm really sorry, I...
637
00:31:31,420 --> 00:31:33,050
I had no idea
you hadn't been back
638
00:31:33,050 --> 00:31:34,760
since the accident.
639
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,810
That must be
really hard for you.
640
00:31:37,810 --> 00:31:39,140
And, look,
641
00:31:39,140 --> 00:31:41,020
I know I haven't
seen you in a while,
642
00:31:41,020 --> 00:31:42,780
and, I don't know,
643
00:31:42,780 --> 00:31:44,320
maybe things feel weird
644
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,160
because you only
get this idea of me
645
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,290
from my videos,
646
00:31:47,290 --> 00:31:49,830
but it's just me.
647
00:31:49,830 --> 00:31:51,460
Like, seriously, Lex,
648
00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:52,710
it's me.
649
00:31:52,710 --> 00:31:54,720
The same girl who you went
to electrolysis with
650
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:58,100
to get her chin hair zapped off.
651
00:31:58,100 --> 00:32:00,810
Same girl who you'd go
into food comas with
652
00:32:00,810 --> 00:32:03,440
every Friday night
because no one wanted
653
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,400
to hang out with us.
654
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:06,950
- Oh, my...
655
00:32:06,950 --> 00:32:07,910
- Do you remember that?
656
00:32:07,910 --> 00:32:09,410
- Yeah.
- What did we call it?
657
00:32:09,410 --> 00:32:10,410
- Oh, my gosh, uh,
658
00:32:10,410 --> 00:32:11,460
Chef's Express.
659
00:32:11,460 --> 00:32:13,590
- Mm-hm.
660
00:32:13,590 --> 00:32:15,930
I think about you all the time.
661
00:32:15,930 --> 00:32:18,720
And you're my best friend.
662
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,850
You've known me
longer than anyone,
663
00:32:20,850 --> 00:32:23,230
you've seen parts of me
no one else has,
664
00:32:23,230 --> 00:32:24,610
like, literally,
665
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:27,200
you checked my butt
for hemorrhoids.
666
00:32:29,450 --> 00:32:30,870
And there's no one else
667
00:32:30,870 --> 00:32:34,460
who I'd rather ring
the new year in with.
668
00:32:34,460 --> 00:32:38,260
I'm so grateful
you invited me back here.
669
00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:43,730
And you're just such
an amazing, strong woman,
670
00:32:43,730 --> 00:32:48,200
and I admire you so much.
671
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:51,080
I'm so proud
of who you've become.
672
00:32:57,630 --> 00:33:01,140
- Let's just fucking party.
673
00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:03,020
That's my girl!
674
00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:05,150
It's almost 12
675
00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:07,530
and we are not
nearly drunk enough.
676
00:33:09,410 --> 00:33:10,660
Come on.
677
00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:14,670
Okay, ladies,
678
00:33:14,670 --> 00:33:18,260
there is only one more hour
left in 2018,
679
00:33:18,260 --> 00:33:21,520
- so that means no more phones.
- No!
680
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,440
- Just us gals.
681
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:26,480
We are going to celebrate.
682
00:33:27,650 --> 00:33:30,990
Because this year is going to be
683
00:33:30,990 --> 00:33:32,910
our best year yet.
684
00:33:32,910 --> 00:33:34,170
We deserve it.
685
00:33:34,170 --> 00:33:38,300
To more, more, more, and more.
686
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,940
- Oh, my God!
- Oh God, no.
687
00:33:41,940 --> 00:33:44,020
- Eighth grade recital!
688
00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:45,520
Do you guys remember this dance?
689
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,940
Yes, you made us do it
so many times.
690
00:33:46,940 --> 00:33:49,820
- We are doing it again,
we're doing it again.
691
00:33:49,820 --> 00:33:51,830
Right now, right now.
692
00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:52,660
Yes, we are.
693
00:33:52,660 --> 00:33:53,710
- I'm not.
- Get up.
694
00:33:53,710 --> 00:33:56,040
We need the whole gang,
whole gang.
695
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,210
We have to do it,
you have to do it.
696
00:33:57,210 --> 00:33:58,050
Everybody.
697
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,300
Seven, eight.
698
00:34:42,470 --> 00:34:44,180
Okay, oh, okay.
You go, your turn.
699
00:34:44,180 --> 00:34:46,100
All right, never have I ever...
700
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:49,900
- Huh. Uh...
701
00:34:49,900 --> 00:34:53,320
- Come on.
- Never have I ever...
702
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,910
- Never have I ever taken
turns in Palm Springs.
703
00:34:56,910 --> 00:34:58,920
- How 'bout that?
- Oh, fuck you.
704
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:01,590
Wait, what the hell
is "taking turns"?
705
00:35:01,590 --> 00:35:03,090
It's a threesome where it's like
706
00:35:03,090 --> 00:35:05,430
what Chloe calls her
Palm Springs Threesome.
707
00:35:05,430 --> 00:35:06,600
- What?
- Yeah.
708
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,230
- Yeah, no, it's not
exactly a threesome,
709
00:35:08,230 --> 00:35:09,730
it's more like, um,
710
00:35:09,730 --> 00:35:11,110
well, taking turns.
711
00:35:11,110 --> 00:35:12,990
Like sleeping with one guy
712
00:35:12,990 --> 00:35:13,990
and then another?
713
00:35:13,990 --> 00:35:15,450
Mm-hm.
Exactly, yeah.
714
00:35:15,450 --> 00:35:16,490
It's not just fucking,
715
00:35:16,490 --> 00:35:18,000
like they take turns
going down on me.
716
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,340
- Oh, my God!
- Yeah, no, it's fine,
717
00:35:20,340 --> 00:35:22,470
it's very polite, if you ask me.
718
00:35:22,470 --> 00:35:24,260
- Okay, did you know these guys
719
00:35:24,260 --> 00:35:25,510
before you took turns?
720
00:35:25,510 --> 00:35:28,140
- Sort of.
- Oh, come on!
721
00:35:28,140 --> 00:35:30,230
Chloe, you have
to tell the full story.
722
00:35:30,230 --> 00:35:32,610
Okay, okay, so we call
this guy The Nodder.
723
00:35:32,610 --> 00:35:34,950
- The Nodder?
- Tell her, tell her.
724
00:35:34,950 --> 00:35:37,080
- Okay, so I was on
725
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:38,370
a birthday trip
with some friends,
726
00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:39,960
and we rented this house.
727
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,130
And I had started hooking up
728
00:35:41,130 --> 00:35:42,130
with this one guy.
729
00:35:42,130 --> 00:35:43,260
He was like a friend
of a friend.
730
00:35:43,260 --> 00:35:44,970
- Right.
- But then this other guy
731
00:35:44,970 --> 00:35:45,760
came into the room,
732
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,220
and we were like getting going,
733
00:35:47,220 --> 00:35:48,850
and he kind of
just stood in the door.
734
00:35:48,850 --> 00:35:50,100
- Wow.
- You know, just watching.
735
00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:52,360
And then he kind of
came a little closer.
736
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,990
And then he sat
on the edge of the bed,
737
00:35:53,990 --> 00:35:55,530
and then I kind of looked at him
738
00:35:55,530 --> 00:35:56,910
and he nodded at me.
739
00:35:56,910 --> 00:35:58,540
And I nodded back at him.
740
00:35:58,540 --> 00:36:01,170
And then I nodded at the guy
I was in bed with.
741
00:36:01,170 --> 00:36:02,750
And then he nodded back at me.
742
00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:06,180
And then it sort of
just happened.
743
00:36:06,180 --> 00:36:07,260
- Wow.
744
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,900
- Isn't that crazy?
745
00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:12,400
I still don't understand
746
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,030
how everyone knew
that a nod means sex.
747
00:36:15,030 --> 00:36:16,740
- What the fuck else
is it supposed to mean?
748
00:36:16,740 --> 00:36:18,160
- Hello?
- Thank you!
749
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,670
- But when you're naked,
it's pretty obvious.
750
00:36:20,670 --> 00:36:22,290
I mean, it's kind of like
code for like...
751
00:36:22,290 --> 00:36:24,630
- Let me get in there.
- Yeah, let me get in there.
752
00:36:24,630 --> 00:36:25,800
Wow.
753
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:26,800
- Isn't that wild?
- Never gets old.
754
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,930
Anyway, okay, um...
755
00:36:28,930 --> 00:36:32,560
Never have I ever...
756
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,070
Peed my pants at junior prom.
757
00:36:35,070 --> 00:36:37,660
- No one even noticed that!
- You!
758
00:36:37,660 --> 00:36:38,830
So it didn't count.
759
00:36:38,830 --> 00:36:40,290
Actually, thanks to you guys.
760
00:36:40,290 --> 00:36:42,290
- Yeah, right, you're welcome.
- No, Mr. Yarnelle, you remember?
761
00:36:42,290 --> 00:36:43,340
Oh, my God.
762
00:36:43,340 --> 00:36:44,550
There has been a spill.
763
00:36:44,550 --> 00:36:45,590
Everyone, I repeat,
764
00:36:45,590 --> 00:36:46,720
there has been a spill
765
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:47,720
by the punch bowl.
766
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,060
He was so fucking weird.
767
00:36:49,060 --> 00:36:50,220
- I feel bad for him.
- Why?
768
00:36:50,220 --> 00:36:51,600
Because he seemed
like a lonely guy.
769
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,690
- Okay, never have I ever
770
00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:56,780
forgotten to brush my teeth.
771
00:36:56,780 --> 00:36:58,200
- What?
772
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,830
So boring.
773
00:37:01,580 --> 00:37:02,710
Whatever, okay.
774
00:37:02,710 --> 00:37:03,960
Everyone should be drinking,
775
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,090
you've all forgotten
to brush your teeth.
776
00:37:05,090 --> 00:37:06,340
- Yeah, I know.
- I haven't.
777
00:37:06,340 --> 00:37:07,300
- But I knew
you wouldn't drink at all
778
00:37:07,300 --> 00:37:08,470
if we didn't do some PG ones.
779
00:37:08,470 --> 00:37:09,970
- That's true.
- I've done stuff.
780
00:37:09,970 --> 00:37:11,560
- Like what?
- Well, it's not my turn,
781
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:12,730
so I don't have to say,
782
00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:14,190
but I'm just saying
I've done stuff.
783
00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:15,980
- Reading and knitting.
- Whatever.
784
00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:19,340
I have a really good one.
785
00:37:19,340 --> 00:37:21,370
Never have I ever
786
00:37:21,370 --> 00:37:24,880
hooked up with a celebrity.
787
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:42,120
Who?
788
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,000
Who?
789
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,750
Who? Who? Who? Who?
790
00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:46,500
Who?
791
00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:47,880
Danielle, fucking tell us.
792
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,510
- I signed an NDA.
793
00:37:49,510 --> 00:37:51,510
I literally,
794
00:37:51,510 --> 00:37:53,980
legally cannot tell you who.
795
00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:55,270
Are you fucking kidding me?
796
00:37:55,270 --> 00:37:56,900
It's us, who the fuck
are we gonna tell?
797
00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:58,280
We only know each other.
798
00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,530
Fucking tell me, please, please.
799
00:37:59,530 --> 00:38:01,160
Just a hint,
a little one, please.
800
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,040
- Please.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
801
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,130
- A tiny hint.
- Okay.
802
00:38:06,130 --> 00:38:13,060
- Electric... caaarrrss.
803
00:38:13,060 --> 00:38:14,140
Electric cars.
804
00:38:14,810 --> 00:38:16,270
Holy shit.
805
00:38:16,270 --> 00:38:17,610
He is like the richest man
806
00:38:17,610 --> 00:38:19,030
in the entire world.
807
00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:20,910
- He is?
- Yes!
808
00:38:20,910 --> 00:38:22,740
How did you meet him?
809
00:38:22,740 --> 00:38:23,740
- He called me.
810
00:38:23,740 --> 00:38:25,500
Wait, what?
811
00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,500
- I know, it was crazy.
812
00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:30,010
Um, I was sitting on the toilet
813
00:38:30,010 --> 00:38:31,550
clipping my toenails,
814
00:38:31,550 --> 00:38:35,180
and I got this call.
815
00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:36,270
Like from an assistant?
816
00:38:36,270 --> 00:38:37,440
No, directly.
817
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,190
What, he just called you
on the phone?
818
00:38:40,190 --> 00:38:41,910
- Yeah, I guess, um,
819
00:38:41,910 --> 00:38:45,330
he got my number
from my manager and...
820
00:38:45,330 --> 00:38:46,410
Okay, wait, okay,
821
00:38:46,410 --> 00:38:47,830
so he just called you
on the phone
822
00:38:47,830 --> 00:38:50,840
and asked you if
you wanted to hook up or?
823
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,840
- No, he didn't ask me
if I wanted to hook up.
824
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,220
He's like 45.
825
00:38:54,220 --> 00:38:55,980
He asked me out.
826
00:38:55,980 --> 00:38:56,940
Oh.
827
00:38:56,940 --> 00:38:58,060
Thank God.
828
00:38:58,060 --> 00:38:59,650
How did he even
find out about you?
829
00:38:59,650 --> 00:39:01,950
Same way everyone else does.
830
00:39:01,950 --> 00:39:02,910
Get the fuck out of here.
831
00:39:02,910 --> 00:39:05,700
He watches your videos?
832
00:39:05,700 --> 00:39:07,410
Are you kidding?
833
00:39:07,410 --> 00:39:08,670
- What?
834
00:39:09,590 --> 00:39:14,090
- He just seems so... smart.
835
00:39:14,090 --> 00:39:15,100
- I know, right,
836
00:39:15,100 --> 00:39:17,480
I mean, he's not
the first person
837
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,980
who I would think is a fan,
838
00:39:19,980 --> 00:39:22,990
but this actor who I,
like, give juices to
839
00:39:22,990 --> 00:39:24,200
is a mutual friend,
840
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,750
and I guess he showed him
my videos.
841
00:39:26,750 --> 00:39:29,750
Wait, okay, so the actor friend,
842
00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:31,000
is that Leo?
843
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,880
It's Leonardo, isn't it?
844
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,010
It's Leo,
did you sleep with Leo?
845
00:39:35,010 --> 00:39:36,390
- You're obsessed.
- Danielle,
846
00:39:36,390 --> 00:39:37,890
- did you sleep with Leo?
- No! Okay, you know what,
847
00:39:37,890 --> 00:39:39,350
let's just get back to the game.
848
00:39:39,350 --> 00:39:40,690
Don't tell me you have
some fucking bullshit NDA
849
00:39:40,690 --> 00:39:41,980
- with him too.
- I did not sleep with Leo.
850
00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:43,740
Okay, but you're friends
with him, right?
851
00:39:43,740 --> 00:39:45,870
- Like you're tight?
- Yeah, I mean kind of.
852
00:39:45,870 --> 00:39:46,950
He likes my juices.
853
00:39:46,950 --> 00:39:48,000
- I bet he does.
854
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,630
- Ew, that is so gross.
855
00:39:50,630 --> 00:39:52,250
This is insane!
856
00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:53,510
Okay, so where did he take you?
857
00:39:53,510 --> 00:39:55,010
I just told you
I never went out with him.
858
00:39:55,010 --> 00:39:57,600
- No, she's talking
about Mr. Electric Car.
859
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,020
- Oh, um...
860
00:40:00,020 --> 00:40:04,110
Well, it wasn't
exactly like a date.
861
00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:06,490
Okay, this is like
pulling teeth, Danielle.
862
00:40:06,490 --> 00:40:08,040
Jesus Christ, you better dish.
863
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:09,750
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
864
00:40:09,750 --> 00:40:11,290
There's not much to tell.
865
00:40:11,290 --> 00:40:13,920
It was brief and...
866
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,180
I don't... I don't know,
867
00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:17,430
kinda weird.
868
00:40:17,430 --> 00:40:19,430
- How was it weird?
869
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,520
- Okay, you guys,
I'm like really
870
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:23,650
not supposed to talk about this.
871
00:40:23,650 --> 00:40:24,780
- Yeah, come on, guys,
872
00:40:24,780 --> 00:40:25,910
if she doesn't want
to talk about it,
873
00:40:25,910 --> 00:40:26,530
she doesn't have
to talk about it.
874
00:40:26,530 --> 00:40:27,740
Oh, come on.
875
00:40:27,740 --> 00:40:28,660
- If she says
she can't talk about it...
876
00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:30,040
- Kaela, give me a break.
877
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:31,670
She can't just like drop
that she's fucking
878
00:40:31,670 --> 00:40:32,750
the king of Silicon Valley,
879
00:40:32,750 --> 00:40:33,920
and expect us to be like,
880
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,170
"Oh, okay,
we'll just drop it."
881
00:40:35,170 --> 00:40:36,300
- She can because, guys,
we're playing a game.
882
00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:37,640
Let's just get back to the game.
883
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:38,560
- I'll take my turn again.
- All right.
884
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:40,310
- Okay, so, never have I ever...
- All right, all right, all right.
885
00:40:40,310 --> 00:40:41,770
- No, this is the game, Kaela.
886
00:40:41,770 --> 00:40:43,020
We're supposed to talk about
887
00:40:43,020 --> 00:40:44,270
the experiences that come up.
888
00:40:44,270 --> 00:40:46,780
It's the whole fucking point.
889
00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:50,160
Danielle's the one
who's not playing it.
890
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:53,210
- Do you not understand
the concept of an NDA?
891
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:56,300
- I guess we're just
too provincial
892
00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:59,220
to understand such
sophisticated concepts.
893
00:40:59,220 --> 00:41:01,060
- Okay, let's take a break.
894
00:41:01,060 --> 00:41:01,980
Let's all just...
895
00:41:01,980 --> 00:41:03,100
No, it's fucking bullshit.
896
00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:04,310
I thought we were
your best friends.
897
00:41:04,310 --> 00:41:05,690
I mean, who do you think
we're gonna tell?
898
00:41:05,690 --> 00:41:07,070
Nobody gives a shit what you did
899
00:41:07,070 --> 00:41:08,450
with Mr. Electric Car anyway.
900
00:41:08,450 --> 00:41:09,700
Well, you could have fooled me.
901
00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:11,580
- Just play the fucking game.
902
00:41:17,550 --> 00:41:19,970
- We spent
a long weekend together.
903
00:41:21,730 --> 00:41:23,480
- Hm.
904
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:24,940
Yeah?
905
00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:26,480
And what?
906
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,320
He picked you up in a limo?
907
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:32,250
- He sent a car for me, yeah.
908
00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:33,750
- And?
909
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:36,000
Then what?
910
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,840
- Then he took me
on his private plane.
911
00:41:40,890 --> 00:41:42,390
And then
912
00:41:42,390 --> 00:41:45,480
we flew to his island in Greece
913
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,860
and spent the weekend.
914
00:41:48,860 --> 00:41:50,240
That's it.
915
00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:58,010
- So, let me get this straight,
916
00:41:58,010 --> 00:41:59,130
a limo picked you up
917
00:41:59,130 --> 00:42:01,890
and took you to a plane.
918
00:42:01,890 --> 00:42:04,520
Inside said plane
was a perfect stranger
919
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,020
who took you
to his private island,
920
00:42:06,020 --> 00:42:07,020
fucked you,
921
00:42:07,020 --> 00:42:09,990
and then you never heard
from him again.
922
00:42:09,990 --> 00:42:11,160
- Lex, I think that's enough.
923
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,660
Does that sound about right,
Danielle?
924
00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:14,410
- Let's move on.
925
00:42:14,410 --> 00:42:18,050
- So you're a whore, basically.
926
00:42:21,260 --> 00:42:22,890
My turn.
927
00:42:22,890 --> 00:42:24,520
Never have I ever
928
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:28,650
bullied a perfectly
sweet and innocent girl
929
00:42:28,650 --> 00:42:31,410
until she committed suicide.
930
00:42:50,570 --> 00:42:52,070
Drink, Danielle.
931
00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:53,320
Fucking drink.
932
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,040
Fucking drink.
933
00:42:58,590 --> 00:43:00,050
Admit what you did, Danielle.
934
00:43:00,050 --> 00:43:01,590
Admit you tortured Kelsey
935
00:43:01,590 --> 00:43:03,220
until she jumped
out of a window.
936
00:43:03,220 --> 00:43:05,060
It wasn't a fucking accident.
937
00:43:05,060 --> 00:43:07,230
Admit it, you fucking bitch.
938
00:43:10,570 --> 00:43:14,700
Ten, nine, eight, seven,
939
00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:18,460
six, five, four, three,
940
00:43:18,460 --> 00:43:20,590
two, one.
941
00:43:20,590 --> 00:43:22,930
Happy fucking New Year.
942
00:43:22,930 --> 00:43:23,910
Stop!
943
00:43:24,930 --> 00:43:26,350
- Now, quick, tie her up!
944
00:43:26,350 --> 00:43:27,850
Get the balloons, tie her up!
945
00:43:27,850 --> 00:43:29,480
Kaela, what are you doing?
946
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,730
You agreed to do this.
947
00:43:30,730 --> 00:43:31,690
Help!
948
00:43:31,690 --> 00:43:32,740
Get the chair.
949
00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:37,960
- Drink!
- Fucking drink.
950
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:38,960
Oh my God,
951
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:39,960
fucking Kelsey.
952
00:43:43,630 --> 00:43:47,020
- What the fuck
are you guys doing?
953
00:43:47,020 --> 00:43:48,270
Okay, I'm rolling.
954
00:43:48,270 --> 00:43:50,150
- No! Not yet.
955
00:43:50,150 --> 00:43:51,860
What is going on, you guys,
956
00:43:51,860 --> 00:43:54,240
what are you doing?
957
00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:55,620
- Clock struck 12.
958
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,510
I'm taking
Get Well Danielle's advice.
959
00:44:03,510 --> 00:44:06,090
It's a new year
and this is the new me.
960
00:44:08,770 --> 00:44:11,230
It's time to tell
everybody the truth.
961
00:44:13,530 --> 00:44:15,150
- What are you talking about?
962
00:44:15,150 --> 00:44:16,910
When we found out
963
00:44:16,910 --> 00:44:18,790
that you were gonna be on TV,
964
00:44:18,790 --> 00:44:20,500
we knew we had to stop you.
965
00:44:21,540 --> 00:44:22,880
We're not gonna let you stand
966
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:24,260
in front of millions of people
967
00:44:24,260 --> 00:44:25,630
and pretend to be
968
00:44:25,630 --> 00:44:27,390
this perfect little princess
969
00:44:27,390 --> 00:44:29,680
Queen of Wellness
psychotic phony.
970
00:44:30,940 --> 00:44:34,280
The whole world deserves
to know the truth.
971
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,150
And I'm gonna tell them.
972
00:44:36,150 --> 00:44:39,040
I'm gonna tell
the whole fucking world.
973
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,160
I'm gonna ruin your life.
974
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,290
Your whole perfect little life
975
00:44:43,290 --> 00:44:44,670
is based on a lie.
976
00:44:44,670 --> 00:44:47,050
You're a fraud,
you're a terrible person.
977
00:44:47,050 --> 00:44:49,010
You're evil,
you bullied everyone.
978
00:44:50,060 --> 00:44:53,190
You called Chloe fat
all the time.
979
00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:55,530
She was bulimic for two years.
980
00:44:56,820 --> 00:44:59,330
You called Kaela...
981
00:44:59,330 --> 00:45:00,540
an ugly lesbian.
982
00:45:00,540 --> 00:45:02,210
She was so traumatized
she didn't come out
983
00:45:02,210 --> 00:45:03,460
till her mid-fucking-20s.
984
00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:04,920
- Kaela...
Shut up!
985
00:45:10,350 --> 00:45:13,610
All Kelsey wanted
was to be our friend,
986
00:45:13,610 --> 00:45:15,400
but instead you tortured her.
987
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:19,660
You killed her.
988
00:45:20,950 --> 00:45:22,460
And then you just moved on.
989
00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:26,710
I know that night was traumatic.
990
00:45:26,710 --> 00:45:28,470
We were both there.
991
00:45:28,470 --> 00:45:29,850
We were both trying
to be her friend.
992
00:45:29,850 --> 00:45:31,720
- No, we weren't trying
to be Kelsey's friend!
993
00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:32,850
We tortured her!
994
00:45:32,850 --> 00:45:34,730
You told me that
fucking with her
995
00:45:34,730 --> 00:45:35,940
was for her own good,
996
00:45:35,940 --> 00:45:37,740
that she was a fat, ugly loser
997
00:45:37,740 --> 00:45:39,870
who needed our help
to become cool.
998
00:45:39,870 --> 00:45:41,080
- Guys, I never said that.
999
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,620
And I fucking listened to you.
1000
00:45:42,620 --> 00:45:43,620
I believed you
1001
00:45:43,620 --> 00:45:45,750
because you had power over me.
1002
00:45:45,750 --> 00:45:48,510
Just like you've got power
over this army
1003
00:45:48,510 --> 00:45:51,010
of narcissistic
little fucking brats
1004
00:45:51,010 --> 00:45:52,470
who are taking over the world,
1005
00:45:52,470 --> 00:45:55,230
spreading and liking
your bullshit
1006
00:45:55,230 --> 00:45:58,070
like it's a fuckin' disease.
1007
00:45:58,070 --> 00:46:00,070
You do not deserve
1008
00:46:00,070 --> 00:46:01,490
to tell people
to love themselves
1009
00:46:01,490 --> 00:46:03,750
when you've spent
your entire life
1010
00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:06,380
making people feel like shit!
1011
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,600
But not anymore.
1012
00:46:15,390 --> 00:46:16,770
It's time to tell the world
1013
00:46:16,770 --> 00:46:18,610
what a terrible person you are.
1014
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,290
I think that's, um...
1015
00:46:26,290 --> 00:46:28,170
I think that's a good idea.
1016
00:46:35,890 --> 00:46:37,060
Hey guys.
1017
00:46:37,060 --> 00:46:38,360
It's Danielle.
1018
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:42,410
Um, I'm just here
with my friends
1019
00:46:42,410 --> 00:46:46,500
and we were talking about
some pretty deep stuff.
1020
00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:50,050
Stuff that actually
speaks to an issue
1021
00:46:50,050 --> 00:46:52,550
I keep coming back to
in a lot of my work
1022
00:46:52,550 --> 00:46:56,310
that, um, I think
all of us struggle with.
1023
00:46:58,690 --> 00:47:00,190
The sins of the past.
1024
00:47:02,950 --> 00:47:05,200
When we hold onto bad things
1025
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:08,080
we've done in the past, it can...
1026
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,960
It can have all sorts of...
1027
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,470
deleterious effects on our body.
1028
00:47:15,100 --> 00:47:17,100
Acne,
1029
00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:18,980
weight gain,
1030
00:47:18,980 --> 00:47:21,030
insomnia.
1031
00:47:21,030 --> 00:47:22,450
So in order to avoid
1032
00:47:22,450 --> 00:47:25,660
these terrible
physical ailments,
1033
00:47:25,660 --> 00:47:28,080
we need to move through
our sins.
1034
00:47:29,210 --> 00:47:30,550
We need to confess.
1035
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,990
When I was 16
a friend of mine died.
1036
00:47:47,370 --> 00:47:48,710
Her name is Kelsey,
1037
00:47:48,710 --> 00:47:51,590
and she was...
1038
00:47:51,590 --> 00:47:53,130
an amazing young person
1039
00:47:53,130 --> 00:47:55,260
with so much life ahead of her.
1040
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:00,480
But her classmates
teased her mercilessly.
1041
00:48:01,610 --> 00:48:04,700
They would call her
an ugly bitch,
1042
00:48:04,700 --> 00:48:07,120
a loser.
1043
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:08,870
She would come home from school
1044
00:48:08,870 --> 00:48:10,630
every day crying.
1045
00:48:14,260 --> 00:48:16,760
When I think about a...
1046
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,220
poor innocent girl
1047
00:48:18,220 --> 00:48:19,730
going through
something like that,
1048
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:22,770
it just...
1049
00:48:22,770 --> 00:48:24,780
gosh, it just makes me sick.
1050
00:48:32,420 --> 00:48:34,010
But I was complicit.
1051
00:48:40,270 --> 00:48:42,190
My sin...
1052
00:48:45,780 --> 00:48:47,530
My sin...
1053
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:54,000
Is that I didn't do anything
to stop them.
1054
00:49:00,180 --> 00:49:02,310
God.
1055
00:49:02,310 --> 00:49:03,400
God, that feels good
1056
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,280
to get that off my chest.
1057
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:12,420
- Wow.
1058
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,800
That wasn't
a fucking confession.
1059
00:49:19,100 --> 00:49:21,060
- Thank you for that opportunity.
1060
00:49:22,230 --> 00:49:23,230
God.
1061
00:49:36,090 --> 00:49:38,590
- You feeling
a little camera shy?
1062
00:49:38,590 --> 00:49:40,430
Hm? Gotta get camera ready
1063
00:49:40,430 --> 00:49:41,930
before your close-up?
1064
00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:44,560
You like that?
1065
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:46,360
Don't worry,
it's all cruelty free.
1066
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,110
- Alexis, honey, calm down.
1067
00:49:48,110 --> 00:49:49,870
Anger is a junk emotion,
1068
00:49:49,870 --> 00:49:50,740
okay, let it go.
1069
00:49:50,740 --> 00:49:52,500
- Don't you tell me to calm down.
1070
00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:54,630
I'm fucking tired
of feeling like shit
1071
00:49:54,630 --> 00:49:57,000
because you tell me
to love myself.
1072
00:49:58,630 --> 00:50:00,510
- Loving yourself is
the most natural thing
1073
00:50:00,510 --> 00:50:01,600
in the world, sweetie.
1074
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,390
People unlearn it in childhood.
1075
00:50:03,390 --> 00:50:05,150
- You know why they unlearn it?
1076
00:50:06,980 --> 00:50:09,950
Because people like you
torment them.
1077
00:50:10,990 --> 00:50:12,620
- No.
1078
00:50:12,620 --> 00:50:14,120
- Lex.
1079
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:15,120
Alexis!
1080
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,340
Alexis!
1081
00:50:18,340 --> 00:50:20,130
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1082
00:50:20,130 --> 00:50:22,510
- Where the fuck are you going?
1083
00:50:22,510 --> 00:50:23,770
Watch her.
1084
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:42,890
- Chlo.
1085
00:50:45,060 --> 00:50:47,900
I have no idea
1086
00:50:47,900 --> 00:50:50,360
what Lex is talking about
with Kelsey.
1087
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:57,880
But she did say something...
1088
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,880
I may have overlooked
in the past.
1089
00:51:05,430 --> 00:51:08,270
I am so sorry about
the way I treated you
1090
00:51:08,270 --> 00:51:09,400
in high school.
1091
00:51:10,940 --> 00:51:12,320
If I could take it all back,
1092
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,570
I would.
1093
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,580
I'm not that person anymore,
1094
00:51:16,580 --> 00:51:18,460
and I can't say it enough,
1095
00:51:18,460 --> 00:51:20,840
but I'm sorry.
1096
00:51:25,220 --> 00:51:26,850
- Well, I appreciate you
saying that.
1097
00:51:26,850 --> 00:51:27,980
Thank you.
1098
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:31,650
- Lovebug.
- Hey.
1099
00:51:31,650 --> 00:51:32,950
- Hey.
- Happy New Year.
1100
00:51:32,950 --> 00:51:34,410
- Happy New Year.
1101
00:51:34,410 --> 00:51:36,450
- I miss you.
- I miss you too.
1102
00:51:36,450 --> 00:51:37,710
Why don't you come back tonight?
1103
00:51:37,710 --> 00:51:39,080
Do you have to sleep over?
1104
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:41,050
Yeah, my car broke down,
so I have to...
1105
00:51:41,050 --> 00:51:42,300
I'm just kind of stuck here.
1106
00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:43,340
I gotta wait for Alexis
1107
00:51:43,340 --> 00:51:44,800
to give me a ride back down,
so...
1108
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,430
- Do you want me to come get you?
1109
00:51:46,430 --> 00:51:47,430
No.
1110
00:51:49,100 --> 00:51:51,610
No, I'll just go to sleep
1111
00:51:51,610 --> 00:51:53,570
and I will see you tomorrow.
1112
00:51:54,870 --> 00:51:56,240
Kaela?
Open the door.
1113
00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:57,830
I just don't know why
1114
00:51:57,830 --> 00:52:00,630
someone would do
something like this.
1115
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:04,630
Like, setting aside the fact
1116
00:52:04,630 --> 00:52:06,470
that telling people
1117
00:52:06,470 --> 00:52:08,980
I bullied Kelsey to death
1118
00:52:08,980 --> 00:52:11,150
could destroy my career,
1119
00:52:11,150 --> 00:52:14,860
even though it's something
I didn't even do,
1120
00:52:14,860 --> 00:52:17,580
it wouldn't just hurt me, Chlo.
1121
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,630
It would hurt a lot
of other people too.
1122
00:52:24,470 --> 00:52:27,010
Young women rely on me for help.
1123
00:52:28,220 --> 00:52:29,640
For inspiration.
1124
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:35,990
I feel really bad for her.
1125
00:52:35,990 --> 00:52:39,250
Like, she had all of
these hopes and dreams
1126
00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:41,000
about the future, but...
1127
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000
she just has nothing
going for her,
1128
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,680
and no potential.
1129
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:47,800
- Yeah?
1130
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:49,680
Well, neither do I.
1131
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:50,810
So fuck you.
1132
00:52:50,810 --> 00:52:52,310
- What?
1133
00:52:53,270 --> 00:52:55,530
Chloe, that is not true.
1134
00:52:55,530 --> 00:52:58,240
- That is a story you tell yourself.
- Whatever.
1135
00:52:59,910 --> 00:53:02,170
- You're funny,
1136
00:53:02,170 --> 00:53:03,790
honest,
1137
00:53:03,790 --> 00:53:05,170
sexy.
1138
00:53:06,510 --> 00:53:09,260
I mean, you can be
whatever you want.
1139
00:53:09,260 --> 00:53:11,690
You have no idea
how good you are.
1140
00:53:19,660 --> 00:53:20,830
- Hey.
1141
00:53:20,830 --> 00:53:22,290
- Hey.
- What's up?
1142
00:53:22,290 --> 00:53:23,960
- Nothing, I just had to pee.
1143
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:27,970
Look, Lex,
I never agreed to this, okay?
1144
00:53:27,970 --> 00:53:29,850
You said that the plan
was just to spook her
1145
00:53:29,850 --> 00:53:31,100
into admitting
what she did to Kelsey,
1146
00:53:31,100 --> 00:53:32,730
but she said
she didn't do that stuff.
1147
00:53:32,730 --> 00:53:36,280
- Kaela, of course
she did that stuff.
1148
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,200
What,
you think I'm making it up?
1149
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,410
Jesus Christ.
1150
00:53:43,410 --> 00:53:45,090
Look,
we're gonna get it out of her,
1151
00:53:45,090 --> 00:53:47,340
we just need to push her
a little further.
1152
00:53:47,340 --> 00:53:49,220
- I'm not comfortable with that.
1153
00:53:49,220 --> 00:53:50,470
I'm not gonna torture someone.
1154
00:53:50,470 --> 00:53:51,220
- What the fuck?
1155
00:53:51,220 --> 00:53:53,480
We're not torturing her.
1156
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:54,440
- Fine, whatever.
1157
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:55,730
I just...
1158
00:53:55,730 --> 00:53:58,110
I didn't agree for it
to go this far.
1159
00:53:58,110 --> 00:53:59,570
- This far?
- Well, what did you expect?
1160
00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:00,990
The woman in that room's
a psychopath
1161
00:54:00,990 --> 00:54:03,080
responsible for the death
of an innocent person,
1162
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:04,750
and we need to protect
other girls
1163
00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:06,380
from her evil.
1164
00:54:06,380 --> 00:54:08,010
- Danielle's not evil.
1165
00:54:08,010 --> 00:54:09,340
- Look, I wasn't gonna...
1166
00:54:09,340 --> 00:54:10,590
I wasn't gonna bring this up
1167
00:54:10,590 --> 00:54:14,480
in front of the other girls,
obviously, but...
1168
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:17,360
Jesse is looking for someone
1169
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:20,200
to take over my segment
on their channel,
1170
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,740
and I get to be the one
to pick my replacement.
1171
00:54:23,870 --> 00:54:25,250
And to be honest,
1172
00:54:25,250 --> 00:54:27,090
the main reason
I came here tonight
1173
00:54:27,090 --> 00:54:28,340
was because I had a feeling
1174
00:54:28,340 --> 00:54:30,720
you might be a good fit.
1175
00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:31,760
- Really?
1176
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,600
- I'm serious, Chlo.
1177
00:54:34,980 --> 00:54:36,770
- You better not be
fucking with me right now.
1178
00:54:36,770 --> 00:54:38,780
Why would I be fucking with you?
1179
00:54:41,740 --> 00:54:43,620
Look, why don't you
just come out to LA
1180
00:54:43,620 --> 00:54:46,500
and... stay with me
for a little bit?
1181
00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:48,630
We can come up with a pitch
1182
00:54:48,630 --> 00:54:51,300
for your segment together.
1183
00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:53,510
I can bring you around,
1184
00:54:53,510 --> 00:54:55,890
introduce you to people.
1185
00:54:55,890 --> 00:54:57,190
To guys.
1186
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:00,150
I mean, it'll be really fun.
1187
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:05,160
- Yeah.
1188
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:09,880
Chloe.
1189
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:13,510
I know that you're hurting.
1190
00:55:15,930 --> 00:55:17,650
I know the pain
you're covering up
1191
00:55:17,650 --> 00:55:18,940
with your jokes.
1192
00:55:21,150 --> 00:55:23,200
I know you're lonely.
1193
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:26,290
I know you're worried
about your mother.
1194
00:55:26,290 --> 00:55:28,830
But I can change
all of that for you.
1195
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:32,590
We can change all of that.
1196
00:55:34,850 --> 00:55:36,220
Together.
1197
00:55:40,110 --> 00:55:42,820
We just gotta deal with
this situation first.
1198
00:55:45,660 --> 00:55:46,830
She's preying on people
1199
00:55:46,830 --> 00:55:49,830
who are as insecure
as Kelsey was.
1200
00:55:49,830 --> 00:55:50,790
If that's not evil,
1201
00:55:50,790 --> 00:55:53,090
then I don't know what is.
1202
00:55:53,090 --> 00:55:55,090
Maybe she doesn't call them
vile losers,
1203
00:55:55,090 --> 00:55:56,680
but she sure as hell
makes them feel like that
1204
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:58,310
when they compare
themselves to her.
1205
00:55:58,310 --> 00:55:59,350
And she's doing it all
1206
00:55:59,350 --> 00:56:00,860
under the guise
of helping people.
1207
00:56:00,860 --> 00:56:03,700
- Maybe she is.
- Don't start, Kaela.
1208
00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:06,870
You agreed to do this.
1209
00:56:06,870 --> 00:56:08,620
You're not bailing.
1210
00:56:08,620 --> 00:56:10,250
Alexis... Alexis!
1211
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:16,140
What are you doing?
1212
00:56:16,140 --> 00:56:17,390
Tightening the ties.
1213
00:56:26,830 --> 00:56:29,370
The truth is gonna come out,
Danielle.
1214
00:56:29,370 --> 00:56:31,250
One way or another.
1215
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:34,510
We're not gonna leave you alone
1216
00:56:34,510 --> 00:56:36,010
until you admit
1217
00:56:36,010 --> 00:56:37,600
what you did to Kelsey.
1218
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:42,860
Lex.
1219
00:56:42,860 --> 00:56:45,030
I didn't give you that scar.
1220
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:47,740
Kelsey did.
1221
00:56:52,250 --> 00:56:53,550
Chloe, stop!
1222
00:57:19,050 --> 00:57:21,310
Guys, you're being punished.
1223
00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:30,330
What's going on?
1224
00:57:30,330 --> 00:57:31,660
They locked us in here.
1225
00:57:31,660 --> 00:57:33,580
We can't get out.
1226
00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:36,710
Guys, come on, please.
1227
00:57:36,710 --> 00:57:37,970
Guys.
1228
00:57:41,350 --> 00:57:43,030
- Fuck, she's not gonna
let us out of here.
1229
00:57:43,810 --> 00:57:45,230
She's fucking insane.
1230
00:57:45,230 --> 00:57:46,940
She's out of her fucking mind.
1231
00:58:00,220 --> 00:58:03,100
- Look!
- They're not gonna come, Kaela.
1232
00:58:03,100 --> 00:58:05,100
Fine!
But Chloe with come. Chloe!
1233
00:58:05,100 --> 00:58:06,940
No, neither of them
are gonna come.
1234
00:58:06,940 --> 00:58:08,490
I'm telling you,
she's fucking insane.
1235
00:58:08,490 --> 00:58:09,860
What are you talking about?
1236
00:58:09,860 --> 00:58:11,870
You're insane, Alexis!
1237
00:58:11,870 --> 00:58:14,370
Come on, guys, please, please!
1238
00:58:14,370 --> 00:58:15,880
- Stop wasting your energy.
1239
00:58:19,510 --> 00:58:20,640
So what?
1240
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:22,390
Just gonna die in a steam room?
1241
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:25,980
I thought if I just
went along with this,
1242
00:58:25,980 --> 00:58:27,230
you could get some closure
1243
00:58:27,230 --> 00:58:29,490
and move on with your life.
1244
00:58:29,490 --> 00:58:30,610
So what?
1245
00:58:30,610 --> 00:58:31,990
So she made fun of me
for being gay.
1246
00:58:31,990 --> 00:58:33,120
I don't care.
1247
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:34,500
I have
a great fucking girlfriend
1248
00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:36,500
who I'm maybe never
gonna see again
1249
00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:39,630
because I'm gonna die
in a steam room.
1250
00:58:41,010 --> 00:58:42,510
This is so stupid.
1251
00:58:42,510 --> 00:58:43,640
You don't want
to think about her?
1252
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:45,020
Don't go on Instagram.
1253
00:58:45,020 --> 00:58:47,360
Who cares if she's
some dumb internet celebrity?
1254
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:49,030
You don't have
to look at her stuff.
1255
00:58:49,030 --> 00:58:50,610
Why don't you go outside
1256
00:58:50,610 --> 00:58:52,030
or get a fucking dog?
1257
00:58:52,030 --> 00:58:53,240
Finish your degree
1258
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:55,410
like you're always
talking about.
1259
00:58:58,420 --> 00:59:00,510
You guys suck so fucking much.
1260
00:59:00,510 --> 00:59:03,140
You're
the stupidest fucking people
1261
00:59:03,140 --> 00:59:05,180
in the entire world.
1262
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:07,690
Fuck.
1263
00:59:08,650 --> 00:59:10,780
Jesus fuck.
1264
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,680
Inhale.
1265
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:28,400
And now repeat the mantra.
1266
00:59:31,070 --> 00:59:33,160
Nothing stands between me
1267
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:35,160
and all of my desires.
1268
00:59:38,210 --> 00:59:39,920
- Nothing stands between me
1269
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:42,300
and all of my desires.
1270
00:59:42,300 --> 00:59:43,300
- Perfect.
1271
00:59:47,810 --> 00:59:50,440
So any time
you feel your mind wandering
1272
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:52,400
or you're getting anxious,
1273
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:53,700
just repeat that mantra
1274
00:59:53,700 --> 00:59:55,530
as many times as you need
1275
00:59:55,530 --> 00:59:57,710
and you will be amazed
1276
00:59:57,710 --> 01:00:00,080
at the things that start
to happen for you.
1277
01:00:03,170 --> 01:00:04,840
- Nothing stands between me
1278
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:06,720
and all of my desires.
1279
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:08,100
- Yes.
1280
01:00:13,990 --> 01:00:15,620
- How much longer?
1281
01:00:17,950 --> 01:00:20,500
- Um, I think a couple hours
1282
01:00:20,500 --> 01:00:21,750
should be fine.
1283
01:00:25,130 --> 01:00:26,260
- What then?
1284
01:00:26,260 --> 01:00:28,600
- Then we'll call the cops,
1285
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:31,770
tell them that they got stuck
in the steam room
1286
01:00:31,770 --> 01:00:33,110
when we were watching a movie,
1287
01:00:33,110 --> 01:00:36,240
and they were dead
when we found them.
1288
01:00:37,450 --> 01:00:39,370
- Wait, what?
1289
01:00:39,370 --> 01:00:41,460
- What?
1290
01:00:41,460 --> 01:00:44,010
- I... I just thought
the plan was, like,
1291
01:00:44,010 --> 01:00:45,340
to scare them, you know,
1292
01:00:45,340 --> 01:00:47,260
so they wouldn't spread lies
or whatever.
1293
01:00:47,260 --> 01:00:49,350
- Oh yeah, no, it was.
1294
01:00:49,350 --> 01:00:51,520
I mean, if I trusted
that they wouldn't spread
1295
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:54,480
these terrible rumors
that could ruin us,
1296
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:57,410
I would let them go, but...
1297
01:00:57,410 --> 01:00:59,290
I mean, you know them
better than I do
1298
01:00:59,290 --> 01:01:01,370
at this point.
1299
01:01:01,370 --> 01:01:02,750
And remember,
1300
01:01:02,750 --> 01:01:04,500
you have utter power
1301
01:01:04,500 --> 01:01:06,680
over everything in your life.
1302
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:08,140
You can say no to anything
1303
01:01:08,140 --> 01:01:11,520
with complete ease and trust.
1304
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:13,020
If you think scaring them
1305
01:01:13,020 --> 01:01:14,320
is enough to shut them up,
1306
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:16,280
then we'll just scare them.
1307
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:20,290
- I mean, probably, yeah.
1308
01:01:20,290 --> 01:01:22,120
- Okay,
then we'll just scare them.
1309
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:23,170
- Okay.
1310
01:01:25,300 --> 01:01:26,670
I mean, I would just...
1311
01:01:26,670 --> 01:01:28,510
be nervous that
if we let them go
1312
01:01:28,510 --> 01:01:33,310
and they spread
these terrible rumors,
1313
01:01:33,310 --> 01:01:34,570
I mean, you know how it is
1314
01:01:34,570 --> 01:01:37,190
with mob mentality
on the internet, right?
1315
01:01:37,190 --> 01:01:40,030
It's not innocent
until proven guilty.
1316
01:01:41,700 --> 01:01:43,330
Right.
1317
01:01:43,330 --> 01:01:45,040
Or they would tell the cops
1318
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:46,460
we were trying to kill them
1319
01:01:46,460 --> 01:01:49,050
even though we were just
trying to scare them.
1320
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:51,850
But honestly,
1321
01:01:51,850 --> 01:01:53,440
whatever you think.
1322
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:54,730
I don't want to do anything
1323
01:01:54,730 --> 01:01:57,070
that makes you feel
uncomfortable.
1324
01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:01,200
Do you trust them
not to say a word?
1325
01:02:05,710 --> 01:02:07,090
Nothing stands between me
1326
01:02:07,090 --> 01:02:08,590
and all of my desires.
1327
01:03:22,740 --> 01:03:23,990
- Shit.
1328
01:03:27,370 --> 01:03:28,790
- Please.
- Kaela. Go on.
1329
01:03:31,420 --> 01:03:32,800
- Nothing stands between you
1330
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:34,180
and all of your desires.
1331
01:03:36,180 --> 01:03:37,390
- Okay.
1332
01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:51,840
Shit, shit, it's locked.
1333
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:52,840
- Fuck! Fuck!
1334
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:54,680
They must have taken the key.
1335
01:04:00,980 --> 01:04:02,150
- Shit.
1336
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:10,170
Fucking me?
1337
01:04:12,590 --> 01:04:13,970
Shit, it won't open.
1338
01:04:17,580 --> 01:04:18,910
Fucking...
1339
01:04:21,690 --> 01:04:22,980
- Try it!
1340
01:04:22,980 --> 01:04:24,200
I can't get it!
1341
01:04:26,700 --> 01:04:28,250
I can't get it.
1342
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:36,890
Fuck.
1343
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:39,140
Come on, Chloe!
What the fuck?
1344
01:04:39,140 --> 01:04:40,230
Let's go!
1345
01:04:51,370 --> 01:04:52,380
Wait.
1346
01:04:54,130 --> 01:04:55,590
Chloe, come on!
1347
01:04:57,760 --> 01:04:58,890
Go find them.
1348
01:05:04,150 --> 01:05:05,490
Are you okay?
1349
01:05:06,660 --> 01:05:08,660
I'm so sorry
I dragged you into this.
1350
01:05:08,660 --> 01:05:09,750
All right.
1351
01:05:09,750 --> 01:05:10,910
I don't know what's going on.
1352
01:05:10,910 --> 01:05:11,870
She's totally crazy.
1353
01:05:11,870 --> 01:05:12,920
- I'm gonna get us out of this.
1354
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:14,170
- How?
- Fuck, I don't know.
1355
01:05:14,170 --> 01:05:16,630
I just...
I need a second to think.
1356
01:05:20,270 --> 01:05:21,940
All the windows are sealed.
1357
01:05:21,940 --> 01:05:24,190
If I can just...
If I can just get to my phone.
1358
01:05:24,190 --> 01:05:25,280
- They took our phones.
- I know,
1359
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:26,610
but they must be somewhere
downstairs.
1360
01:05:26,610 --> 01:05:27,740
If I can just get to my phone
1361
01:05:27,740 --> 01:05:28,870
then I can call the cops.
1362
01:05:28,870 --> 01:05:30,160
- No, Alexis, Alexis, listen,
1363
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:32,160
listen to me,
do not go out there alone.
1364
01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:33,380
- I'm gonna fix it.
- No.
1365
01:05:33,380 --> 01:05:35,130
Alexis, no, no, Alexis.
1366
01:06:23,220 --> 01:06:25,060
- Nothing stands between me
1367
01:06:25,060 --> 01:06:26,570
and all of my desires.
1368
01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:57,330
Are you in here?
1369
01:06:59,510 --> 01:07:00,630
Kaela?
1370
01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:04,930
Alexis?
1371
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:21,300
- It's okay, it's just me.
1372
01:07:23,180 --> 01:07:25,390
- Okay, it's just me.
- Where's Alexis?
1373
01:07:27,310 --> 01:07:29,520
- She's not here, okay?
1374
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:30,650
We're all alone.
1375
01:07:32,740 --> 01:07:33,910
Listen, Chlo.
1376
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:39,000
I don't know what
Danielle said to you,
1377
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,170
but we can still
walk away from this.
1378
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:44,390
Okay?
1379
01:07:44,390 --> 01:07:46,430
You and me,
1380
01:07:46,430 --> 01:07:48,440
we can just walk away.
1381
01:07:50,570 --> 01:07:52,700
All we need to do is just...
1382
01:07:52,700 --> 01:07:54,200
just call the cops and tell them
1383
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:55,580
that she went nuts.
1384
01:07:55,580 --> 01:07:57,450
- There's no fucking way
I'm calling the cops.
1385
01:07:57,450 --> 01:07:59,580
No fucking way.
1386
01:07:59,580 --> 01:08:01,090
- Chloe, I would never tell them
1387
01:08:01,090 --> 01:08:02,170
that you were part of this.
1388
01:08:02,170 --> 01:08:03,800
I would never do that.
1389
01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:07,100
Chloe, come on.
1390
01:08:08,850 --> 01:08:10,230
You trust me, right?
1391
01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:12,690
Look, we can just...
1392
01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:16,580
We can just leave.
1393
01:08:17,950 --> 01:08:19,580
We gotta go right now.
1394
01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:22,670
We can just walk away right now.
1395
01:08:22,670 --> 01:08:23,760
Right now.
1396
01:08:25,390 --> 01:08:27,010
Yeah?
1397
01:08:27,010 --> 01:08:29,230
Come on, Chloe, you and me.
1398
01:08:29,230 --> 01:08:30,270
Trust me.
1399
01:08:31,270 --> 01:08:33,610
We'll just go home
1400
01:08:33,610 --> 01:08:36,410
and we can go back
to our normal lives, okay...
1401
01:08:36,410 --> 01:08:38,490
- I don't want to go back
to my normal life.
1402
01:08:38,490 --> 01:08:39,620
- Chloe, come on, stop it.
1403
01:08:39,620 --> 01:08:40,920
- My normal life is shit.
1404
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:42,250
- Let go of me, you're hurting...
1405
01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:43,760
- You just want me to stay small.
- Stop it!
1406
01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:44,920
- You don't want me to succeed!
1407
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:46,760
- Let go of me!
1408
01:09:09,450 --> 01:09:13,440
Fuck!
1409
01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:14,440
Oh.
1410
01:09:25,090 --> 01:09:28,220
Come out, Lex!
1411
01:09:35,110 --> 01:09:37,450
We weren't trying to hurt you.
1412
01:09:40,030 --> 01:09:42,080
We were just trying
1413
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:43,710
to scare you.
1414
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:49,220
And if you promise
1415
01:09:49,220 --> 01:09:51,980
not to say anything
about this Kelsey stuff,
1416
01:09:51,980 --> 01:09:54,980
we can just let all of this go.
1417
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:13,850
- Kaela.
1418
01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:17,230
Kaela!
1419
01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:21,200
No.
1420
01:10:22,700 --> 01:10:23,750
No.
1421
01:10:31,890 --> 01:10:33,220
Ow, fuck!
1422
01:10:34,270 --> 01:10:35,520
Fuck!
1423
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:13,890
What's wrong, Chlo?
1424
01:11:17,060 --> 01:11:18,440
I...
1425
01:11:19,940 --> 01:11:21,780
I killed Kaela.
1426
01:11:23,950 --> 01:11:25,290
Wow, Chlo.
1427
01:11:25,290 --> 01:11:26,540
- It was an accident.
1428
01:11:26,540 --> 01:11:27,790
I... I went to grab her
1429
01:11:27,790 --> 01:11:29,840
and she just... oh my God.
1430
01:11:36,730 --> 01:11:38,690
- I'm so proud of you.
1431
01:11:41,570 --> 01:11:44,280
You're finally
putting yourself first.
1432
01:11:45,830 --> 01:11:48,080
That is how you achieve
your dreams.
1433
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:51,590
I'm really impressed.
1434
01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:54,340
You're really manifesting
1435
01:11:54,340 --> 01:11:56,180
everything you've always wanted.
1436
01:11:59,310 --> 01:12:00,480
Aw.
1437
01:12:07,500 --> 01:12:08,710
It's not your fault.
1438
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,590
It was an accident.
1439
01:12:12,510 --> 01:12:14,010
Accidents happen.
1440
01:12:15,090 --> 01:12:17,270
The only thing we can control
1441
01:12:17,270 --> 01:12:20,020
is how we handle
our given circumstances.
1442
01:12:21,230 --> 01:12:23,320
And you handled it
so beautifully.
1443
01:12:28,620 --> 01:12:29,620
- Oh...
1444
01:12:32,590 --> 01:12:35,010
Nothing stands between me
1445
01:12:35,010 --> 01:12:37,640
and all of my desires.
1446
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:46,870
Who the fuck is that?
1447
01:12:52,380 --> 01:12:55,050
- Shit, it's Frankie,
Kaela's girlfriend.
1448
01:12:55,050 --> 01:12:56,430
What the fuck is she doing here?
1449
01:12:56,430 --> 01:12:57,510
- How the fuck should I know?
1450
01:12:57,510 --> 01:12:59,140
What do we do?
1451
01:12:59,140 --> 01:13:01,060
Okay. Um...
1452
01:13:01,940 --> 01:13:02,940
Hello?
1453
01:13:02,940 --> 01:13:04,150
Okay, I've got it.
1454
01:13:04,150 --> 01:13:05,280
We let her in.
1455
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:06,530
When she isn't looking,
you get the knife
1456
01:13:06,530 --> 01:13:08,370
and you take care of her, okay?
1457
01:13:08,370 --> 01:13:09,540
Then when the cops come,
1458
01:13:09,540 --> 01:13:11,420
we'll say that she showed up
1459
01:13:11,420 --> 01:13:12,380
in a fit of jealousy
1460
01:13:12,380 --> 01:13:13,670
because Kaela broke up with her
1461
01:13:13,670 --> 01:13:16,130
and she wanted revenge.
1462
01:13:16,130 --> 01:13:17,680
- God, you're good at this.
1463
01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:18,890
- Yeah.
1464
01:13:18,890 --> 01:13:20,680
And it's
kind of an amazing story
1465
01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:22,310
because then I can do
a whole segment on,
1466
01:13:22,310 --> 01:13:24,320
like, self defense.
1467
01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:25,570
Hm.
1468
01:13:29,450 --> 01:13:30,910
- You okay to do this?
1469
01:13:30,910 --> 01:13:33,330
- Mm-hm.
- Okay.
1470
01:13:33,330 --> 01:13:34,340
Let her in.
1471
01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:37,300
- Okay.
1472
01:13:44,230 --> 01:13:45,730
Frankie, hey!
1473
01:13:45,730 --> 01:13:46,690
What are you doing here?
1474
01:13:46,690 --> 01:13:49,280
- Um, Kaela called earlier,
so I...
1475
01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:51,830
- Oh my God, you're Frankie!
1476
01:13:51,830 --> 01:13:53,460
Oh my God.
1477
01:13:53,460 --> 01:13:55,420
It is so nice to meet you.
1478
01:13:55,420 --> 01:13:56,920
I have heard so much about you.
1479
01:13:56,920 --> 01:14:00,100
Kaela is absolutely
in love with you.
1480
01:14:00,100 --> 01:14:02,560
- Well, the feeling is mutual.
1481
01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:04,690
- I'm Danielle.
1482
01:14:04,690 --> 01:14:06,230
- Nice to meet you.
- You too.
1483
01:14:06,230 --> 01:14:07,610
- Heard a lot about you.
- Oh!
1484
01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:08,820
That's sweet.
1485
01:14:08,820 --> 01:14:09,820
- Is Kaela okay?
1486
01:14:09,820 --> 01:14:11,330
Yeah, why wouldn't she be?
1487
01:14:11,330 --> 01:14:12,250
Of course.
1488
01:14:12,250 --> 01:14:13,210
What do you mean?
1489
01:14:13,210 --> 01:14:15,750
She just seemed upset and...
1490
01:14:15,750 --> 01:14:18,380
uh, she's not answering
her phone.
1491
01:14:18,380 --> 01:14:20,510
Oh, she just missed you.
1492
01:14:20,510 --> 01:14:21,510
Mm-hm.
1493
01:14:22,770 --> 01:14:24,020
She already fell asleep.
1494
01:14:24,020 --> 01:14:25,770
I mean, classic K, right?
1495
01:14:27,730 --> 01:14:28,860
Yeah.
1496
01:14:28,860 --> 01:14:30,360
Yeah, she's pretty much
head to pillow.
1497
01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:31,240
- Mm-hm.
1498
01:14:31,240 --> 01:14:32,370
- Oh, shit, I forgot something.
1499
01:14:32,370 --> 01:14:33,710
Sorry.
1500
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,630
Did she make it to midnight?
1501
01:14:38,630 --> 01:14:39,470
She did.
1502
01:14:39,470 --> 01:14:42,140
Actually we were very proud.
1503
01:14:46,050 --> 01:14:47,980
My sister is obsessed with you.
1504
01:14:47,980 --> 01:14:49,400
Oh!
1505
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:50,860
She watches all your videos,
1506
01:14:50,860 --> 01:14:51,870
does all your workouts.
1507
01:14:52,910 --> 01:14:55,670
Um, no dairy, no gluten,
1508
01:14:55,670 --> 01:14:58,920
and she got really into
the juices you advertise,
1509
01:14:58,920 --> 01:15:00,050
the, uh...
1510
01:15:00,050 --> 01:15:02,260
- Very Very Vegetables.
1511
01:15:02,260 --> 01:15:03,390
- Yes.
- Yeah!
1512
01:15:03,390 --> 01:15:06,190
Yes, the Very Very Vegetables.
1513
01:15:06,190 --> 01:15:07,520
Do you want me to take a look
1514
01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:08,940
at the fuse box or anything?
1515
01:15:08,940 --> 01:15:10,150
- Oh, you're so sweet.
1516
01:15:10,150 --> 01:15:11,280
No, it's okay.
1517
01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:13,160
Um, we're heading to bed soon
anyway.
1518
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:15,040
All right.
1519
01:15:35,260 --> 01:15:36,440
- Holy shit.
1520
01:15:43,340 --> 01:15:44,600
- Good job, Chlo.
1521
01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:53,450
Come here.
1522
01:15:53,450 --> 01:15:54,830
Okay?
1523
01:15:54,830 --> 01:15:55,790
- Mm-hm.
1524
01:15:55,790 --> 01:15:56,950
- You...
1525
01:15:56,950 --> 01:15:58,330
did so good.
1526
01:15:58,330 --> 01:15:59,710
- Yeah.
1527
01:15:59,710 --> 01:16:01,590
- We're gonna get you to LA, okay?
1528
01:16:01,590 --> 01:16:02,800
- Uh huh.
1529
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:04,440
- We're gonna get you
out of here tonight.
1530
01:16:06,850 --> 01:16:09,860
You are gonna get everything
1531
01:16:09,860 --> 01:16:11,480
you've always wanted.
1532
01:16:12,820 --> 01:16:15,830
- Nothing stands between me
1533
01:16:15,830 --> 01:16:17,750
and all of my desires.
1534
01:16:54,530 --> 01:16:57,870
It's time to move on, Alexis.
1535
01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:02,130
It's time to say yes to healing.
1536
01:17:02,130 --> 01:17:05,680
It's time to say yes
to letting go.
1537
01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:08,930
Your life doesn't need
to be tight.
1538
01:17:08,930 --> 01:17:10,310
It can be messy.
1539
01:17:11,390 --> 01:17:14,280
- Let go of control and order.
- Nothing stands between me...
1540
01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:17,630
- You're just chum in the water.
- And all of my desires.
1541
01:17:17,630 --> 01:17:18,660
Give up.
1542
01:17:18,660 --> 01:17:20,620
Relax into your destiny.
1543
01:17:20,620 --> 01:17:21,750
And all of my desires.
1544
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:24,920
- Chlo!
1545
01:17:26,170 --> 01:17:27,170
Oh my God!
1546
01:17:30,180 --> 01:17:31,520
Ow!
1547
01:17:55,230 --> 01:17:58,410
It's time to stop
doing the ego dance.
1548
01:17:58,410 --> 01:18:00,540
Time to stop looking
to the outside world
1549
01:18:00,540 --> 01:18:01,950
for validation.
1550
01:18:03,210 --> 01:18:05,340
I see so much strength in you,
Alexis.
1551
01:18:05,340 --> 01:18:06,710
You're so misguided.
1552
01:18:06,710 --> 01:18:07,970
Let me help you.
1553
01:18:09,180 --> 01:18:10,930
We're not supposed
to be enemies.
1554
01:18:13,060 --> 01:18:15,360
Lex, if you thought
for one fucking second
1555
01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:17,480
I was gonna admit
Kelsey died 'cause of me,
1556
01:18:17,480 --> 01:18:18,990
you were a bigger fucking idiot
1557
01:18:18,990 --> 01:18:20,200
than I thought.
1558
01:18:21,740 --> 01:18:24,000
I'm fucking rich.
1559
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:25,210
Do you get that?
1560
01:18:25,210 --> 01:18:26,750
People worship me.
1561
01:18:27,710 --> 01:18:29,970
And this is just the beginning.
1562
01:18:29,970 --> 01:18:31,510
I'm gonna have magazines,
1563
01:18:31,510 --> 01:18:33,640
TV shows, movies.
1564
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:34,650
I'm gonna be in movies
1565
01:18:34,650 --> 01:18:36,400
and you think
I'd throw that all away?
1566
01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:39,950
- You ruined my life!
1567
01:18:39,950 --> 01:18:41,200
You took everything!
1568
01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:42,490
I got stuck with this.
1569
01:18:42,490 --> 01:18:43,500
It should have been me.
1570
01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:44,750
It was supposed to be me.
1571
01:18:44,750 --> 01:18:46,630
I worked so hard!
1572
01:18:46,630 --> 01:18:48,380
- You think it was
supposed to be you,
1573
01:18:48,380 --> 01:18:50,010
you pathetic piece of shit?
1574
01:18:50,010 --> 01:18:51,260
You're a fucking loser!
1575
01:18:51,260 --> 01:18:52,010
You are nothing!
1576
01:18:52,010 --> 01:18:53,140
You're invisible!
1577
01:19:01,530 --> 01:19:03,030
You pathetic piece of shit!
1578
01:19:03,030 --> 01:19:05,120
You could never achieve
what I've achieved.
1579
01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:07,790
You could never have
what I have.
1580
01:19:07,790 --> 01:19:09,260
You are nothing!
1581
01:19:13,810 --> 01:19:16,190
- I control my destiny!
1582
01:19:16,190 --> 01:19:18,440
I control what I hold onto,
1583
01:19:18,440 --> 01:19:21,780
and I control what I let go!
1584
01:21:24,150 --> 01:21:25,110
- Hey guys.
1585
01:21:25,110 --> 01:21:26,660
As I'm sure many of you heard,
1586
01:21:26,660 --> 01:21:28,370
our dear friend and contributor
1587
01:21:28,370 --> 01:21:30,000
Get Well Danielle passed away
1588
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:31,540
on New Year's Day.
1589
01:21:31,540 --> 01:21:32,670
And here with us today
1590
01:21:32,670 --> 01:21:33,790
to help us remember her
1591
01:21:33,790 --> 01:21:36,420
is her best friend, Alexis.
1592
01:21:36,420 --> 01:21:38,260
Thank you for joining us,
Alexis.
1593
01:21:38,260 --> 01:21:40,390
- Thank you for having me.
1594
01:21:41,140 --> 01:21:43,560
- So, I read on the news,
1595
01:21:43,560 --> 01:21:46,150
and I don't want to get
too gruesome here,
1596
01:21:46,150 --> 01:21:48,570
but it was a jealous lover
1597
01:21:48,570 --> 01:21:49,780
of one of your friends?
1598
01:21:49,780 --> 01:21:52,290
- Yes, Danielle had encouraged
1599
01:21:52,290 --> 01:21:54,840
our friend Kaela
that she deserved better,
1600
01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:56,920
that she should start
the new year fresh
1601
01:21:56,920 --> 01:22:00,970
and find someone
who really loved her.
1602
01:22:00,970 --> 01:22:02,940
And I guess Kaela's partner
1603
01:22:02,940 --> 01:22:04,230
just took it really hard
1604
01:22:04,230 --> 01:22:07,070
and lost it.
1605
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:09,780
- What do you want the world
1606
01:22:09,780 --> 01:22:11,700
to remember most about Danielle?
1607
01:22:11,700 --> 01:22:13,580
- It's hard
to just pick one thing.
1608
01:22:13,580 --> 01:22:15,340
She was a wonderful person.
1609
01:22:16,670 --> 01:22:18,340
And I know she'd just want me
1610
01:22:18,340 --> 01:22:21,560
to move through this
1611
01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:23,430
and live my fullest life.
1612
01:22:25,360 --> 01:22:28,570
This experience
has taught me so much,
1613
01:22:28,570 --> 01:22:32,120
especially the value
of self defense.
1614
01:22:32,120 --> 01:22:33,750
- That's right,
you're gonna teach us today
1615
01:22:33,750 --> 01:22:35,880
how to make your own
DIY pepper spray.
1616
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Yes, I am.
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Now there's one thing
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that you always need
in your bag,
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and that's pepper spray.
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I'm gonna show you
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how to make
your own pepper spray
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using household ingredients.
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- Wow!
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- Now before we get started,
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please make sure you're wearing
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your protective glasses
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and your Latex gloves,
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because this stuff is spicy!
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- Oh my gosh.
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- Okay, so we're gonna need
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vinegar, chili flakes,
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red chili powder,
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oil, a bowl, and a spray bottle.
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- Oh, yay!
- So don't cross me, Jess.
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- Oh my gosh, stop it!
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- You watch out!
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