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"Will & Grace" is recorded in front of
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a live studio audience.
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Who doesn't love a wedding?
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The look on Will and Grace's face
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when his mother and
her father said "I do"
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was priceless!
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It was like, it was...
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What was it like? It was...
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Oh, it was like that.
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Guys, guys, guys!
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Whatever you do, do not think about
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Marilyn and Martin having sex.
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Don't do it!
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Your pa's inside your ma!
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And nine months later, a dust baby!
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- Puhhh...
- No!
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- Come on!
- Enough!
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Oop!
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That happened... right?
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Why did you mother throw her garter?
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And why am I still holding it?
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Oh!
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Well, I gotta get home to my fella!
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Oh Jackie, I'm so thrilled
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that we're gonna be two old married gals
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for the rest of our lives!
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Because marriage is forever.
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Just you and Estefan. Forever.
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And ever and ever
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and ever and ever and ever.
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Just you, Estefan...
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Forever.
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Marriage.
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Forever.
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We... we gotta make a change.
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I mean... we said we would,
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why haven't we?
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I gotta do something big.
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Maybe I'll... maybe
I'll move to the woods
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for a while and grow a beard.
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I don't wanna be the only
gay guy in the woods.
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People will say, "There's...
there's the woods
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"where that weird gay guy lives.
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Though I appreciate his beard."
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What are you talking about?
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I don't know. I'm traumatized.
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Couldn't they wait for one of us to die?
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Anything else, Mrs. Walker?
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Just the check, Smitty.
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And I'll take this in a doggy bag.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh! Uh, Smitty...
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I was right to break it off
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with Malcolm, wasn't I?
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I mean, I should be
with my husband, right?
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Either way, you're lucky to have someone.
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You know my wife Luanne?
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I bought her a ticket
on the "Hindenburg."
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She and 35 others
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went up in a ball of fire.
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Oh, the hilarity!
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Oh, Smitty! How do you always manage
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to keep it fresh and edgy?
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Oh, but you know what?
You're right, Smitty.
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As long as I am
Mrs. Stanley Evelyn Walker,
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there is no other man for me.
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
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And that... is where
the idea to run came from.
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You know, there are so many issues we,
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as a nation, are facing right now...
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healthcare, immigration...
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Bees.
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The bees are dying.
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No one knows why.
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Well, pesticides and climate change.
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No one knows.
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I just felt that it was
time to stop complaining
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and get involved!
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So I decided to run for mayor.
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But you're not running for mayor.
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Well, I realized I was not qualified.
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So, I'm running for president.
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Of the New York Society
of Interior Designers.
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Which is as important as it sounds.
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Grace Adler Design.
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Oh, of course. I'll be right there.
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Um, that was a police detective.
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She wants to talk to me...
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Oh! Don't put that in the
article... it'll sound bad.
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No worries! One last thing: for age,
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we have 38.
Did you wanna stick with that?
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I'm about to be the voice of a gay army.
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Don't pick a fight with me.
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Estefan and I are just taking
a little break, Mother.
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No, he... no, he was just freaked out
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about the whole
"forever" thing... you know.
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No, it was him. Yeah.
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He has the intimacy issues, not me.
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Not me. No... not me!
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Of course, it was me!
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So I decided to put a pin in the wedding.
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No, you do not get to say,
"I told you so," Judith!
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Ow!
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Yes, I'm shaving.
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No, not those.
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Not those.
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No, not those!
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Of course, it's those!
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I have to shave my undercarriage,
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because the only thing
I ever inherited from you
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was excess body hair
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and the inability
to make a marriage work!
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I got... I got another call.
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I got another call. I gotta go!
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Other people call me, Judith!
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Yes, call me after "World of Dance."
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It's the quarter-finals.
I'm not a monster.
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Yello.
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This is Jack McFarland.
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The police?
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Sure, yeah, no, I'll be right there.
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Now you look five years younger.
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And sure, I could have
gone back corporate law.
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The door was open.
I was making decent bank.
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Not to brag, but I did see
"Mean Girls" opening night,
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orchestra right, cashews at intermission.
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But... it's time for me
to write a new chapter.
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A chapter I call chapter...
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1...
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in a book I call "Will Truman."
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With a subtitle...
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"A Change Has Come."
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And that... is why I grew the beard.
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I thought there'd be a lot of gray...
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not a one, not one.
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It's good genes, I guess.
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I just asked if you were okay
with us using our laptops.
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Oh yeah, that's fine. I don't care.
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Okay! Next time I see you people,
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we're gonna be jumping right into
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corporate compliance
and forensic accounting.
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I know, I'm excited too.
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Hello, this is Will Truman, teacher.
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Yes, detective, sure.
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I'll be right there.
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Hey! I just got a call.
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- The detective?
- Yeah.
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- She called me too!
- You know what it's about?
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No. But remember that time
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we stopped in Rite Aid
to get dental floss sticks
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and there was that big bowl
of Lindt chocolates
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and I took one and you said,
"Those aren't free,"
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and I said, "Of course they are"?
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Will, I think you were right.
They weren't free.
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You know what the most unbelievable part
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of that story is?
You buying dental floss.
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A police detective called me.
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On my phone.
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We know, she called us too, Jack.
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Do you think she's
investigating your beard?
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Because it's suspiciously dark.
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- Yeah, what's with that?
- Good genes!
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It's good genes.
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Detective? Hi, I'm Will Truman, teacher.
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Trish Yashida. Thank you
all for meeting me here.
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I also took a travel-sized Colgate!
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Hey... come in. What's this about?
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A Mrs. Karen Walker.
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She's been missing for
the past five days.
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- What?
- Karen?
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I was hoping you might have
some information.
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She can't be missing.
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Have you checked the bars,
pharmacies, dispensaries?
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Yes.
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Distilleries, speakeasies, strip clubs?
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Yes.
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Sometimes she goes to Sherwin-Williams
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and throws minks at the red paint.
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I've looked everywhere.
No one has seen her.
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Oh, my God. Where could she be?
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As we round the corner,
we come into Courtyard Square.
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This set has been used in
multiple films and TV shows,
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the most famous being
"Back to the Future,"
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starring Michael J. Fox.
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Who knew this tour would
be so educational?
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I'm Linda, by the way.
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Beaverhausen.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen.
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Just an ordinary tourist
from the Midwest.
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Ooh, me too. What part?
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Michi-sota-Pennsyl-consin.
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Home of the Fightin' Caucasians!
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If you think of anything
else, please call me.
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We will, Detective.
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Do you think Karen's all right?
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Well, we know she's not dead,
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'cause I'd get an alert on my phone
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about her last wishes.
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I'm supposed to delete her porn
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and set your closet on fire.
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The detective said she's
been gone five days.
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- That was when? Friday?
- Yeah.
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You know what? She came to my class.
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Wilma, you in there?
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Nothing!
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Honey, I need to talk to you.
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The secret is out.
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Everybody knows I'm dyeing my beard?
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What are you talking about?
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Nobody thinks that Grace
is a natural red-head.
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I'm talking about Stan.
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What about Stan?
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I think someone tipped him off
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about my affair with Malcolm.
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I'm scared.
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What? Stan would never hurt you.
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He's a big softy... literally,
he's like memory foam.
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I couldn't hug that man
without leaving a boob print.
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Well, if you talk to him, let me know.
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Oh! Honey, do you mind?
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There's a scratch on my purse
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that's been driving me crazy.
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Thank you.
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She was in the office
with me that morning.
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Did you notice anything strange?
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She was in the office
with me that morning.
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Grace!
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Someone's following me.
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I wish someone would follow me.
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My campaign hasn't gotten
a single Twitter follower yet.
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Grace, you're not listening.
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Stan found out about the affair,
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and he sent someone after me.
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Oh, my God! Mitchell Michael Mitchell,
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of Mitchell Michael Mitchell
Designs is following me!
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And he's tweeting his full
support for president!
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I could actually win this thing.
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Grace, I'm scared.
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You're scared?
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I'm about to be the voice of leadership
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for a 160 mostly gay interior designers.
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I wear one winter coat
in the fall, and I'm dead.
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And then I ran into her that afternoon.
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♪ She'll be coming
around the mountain ♪
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- ♪ When she comes ♪
- Switch!
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♪ She'll be coming around
the mountain when she comes ♪
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Switch! ♪ She'll be coming around ♪
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♪ The mountain, she'll be
coming around the mountain ♪
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♪ She'll be coming around
the mountain when she comes ♪
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Turn.
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This is so nice...
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showering together.
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You know, we can do this every day now,
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for the rest of our lives.
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Just you and me. No one else.
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Forever...
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and ever.
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Water... I need some water!
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What happened? What's wrong, mí corazon?
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Nothing, nothing, nothing!
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Okay, it's just that every time we talk
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about being together forever,
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you seem to get very thirsty.
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First of all, I do not.
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And I have no problem with the concept
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of forever, okay?
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Jackie, I need to talk!
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Karen, I'm in a relationship.
269
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You can't just walk in
when I'm showering.
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This is...
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How funny would it be
if I was that person?
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Karen, would you like to join us?
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- I can scowch over.
- Come on in!
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I'd love to, homos, but no time.
275
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Poodle, I have to disappear.
276
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You may never see me again, so...
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would you feed my hamsters...
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To my snake?
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Sure Karen, yeah,
but where are you going?
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What's going on?
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No time. Gotta run.
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Good-bye.
283
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I hope you two are happy together.
284
00:14:05,455 --> 00:14:09,179
Just the two of you, nobody else.
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Marriage.
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Forever.
287
00:14:21,914 --> 00:14:24,172
She was asking us for help.
288
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,174
When said she was gonna
disappear, I thought
289
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:29,442
she meant she was going to
Brazil to get her 2019 face.
290
00:14:30,964 --> 00:14:32,382
Oh, my God.
291
00:14:33,134 --> 00:14:35,369
I fed her snake to her hamster.
292
00:14:38,973 --> 00:14:40,751
But what if it was Malcolm?
293
00:14:40,775 --> 00:14:43,074
I mean, he was in love
with her, he's CIA.
294
00:14:43,098 --> 00:14:46,238
He could be motor-boating her right now.
295
00:14:46,262 --> 00:14:47,960
You mean waterboarding?
296
00:14:47,984 --> 00:14:49,358
Do I?
297
00:14:52,429 --> 00:14:53,846
I'ma text him and ask him.
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Jack, if he did something to her,
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he's not gonna just tell you.
300
00:14:57,114 --> 00:14:59,833
Hey, Malcolm, can we talk?
301
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,328
What's on your mind, Jack?
302
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:03,898
I didn't even send the text yet.
303
00:15:03,922 --> 00:15:05,500
I get your texts even
before you send them.
304
00:15:05,524 --> 00:15:08,087
A little gift from my friends
at Cambridge Analytica.
305
00:15:09,528 --> 00:15:12,452
And Will... that guy at the
gym is not into you.
306
00:15:14,467 --> 00:15:16,072
Karen is missing.
307
00:15:16,096 --> 00:15:17,514
Do you know where she is?
308
00:15:17,538 --> 00:15:19,396
No, but if I had to
guess, she's either at
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00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:21,358
Sherwin-Williams or on the run
310
00:15:21,382 --> 00:15:23,642
because Stan found out
we're having an affair.
311
00:15:24,145 --> 00:15:25,763
We don't know that for sure.
312
00:15:25,787 --> 00:15:27,245
- We do.
- How?
313
00:15:27,269 --> 00:15:29,047
- Because I told him.
- It was you!
314
00:15:29,071 --> 00:15:30,809
You know that I've worked for Stan
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00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:32,091
off and on for many years.
316
00:15:32,115 --> 00:15:33,452
He suspected that someone was
317
00:15:33,476 --> 00:15:35,054
sleeping with his wife, so he offered me
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00:15:35,078 --> 00:15:37,156
a good deal of money to find out who.
319
00:15:38,922 --> 00:15:40,180
But it was you.
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00:15:40,204 --> 00:15:42,182
Easiest 5 large I've ever made,
321
00:15:42,206 --> 00:15:44,497
except of course, for betting
on the last election.
322
00:15:46,371 --> 00:15:48,149
You don't think he's
gonna hurt her, do you?
323
00:15:48,173 --> 00:15:49,511
- No.
- Oh, thank God.
324
00:15:49,535 --> 00:15:50,689
But you don't understand.
325
00:15:50,713 --> 00:15:52,955
Because you framed the question
in the negative,
326
00:15:52,979 --> 00:15:54,316
I was forced to use a negative
327
00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:55,998
to assert the affirmative.
328
00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:58,505
I don't don't think
he's going to hurt her.
329
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,778
What?
330
00:16:02,681 --> 00:16:04,312
I think she's in big trouble.
331
00:16:07,694 --> 00:16:10,088
Malcolm! Your affair with Karen was over.
332
00:16:10,088 --> 00:16:12,145
You should have stayed away!
Why did you come back?
333
00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:15,079
Why? That's like asking
"Why is the sky blue?
334
00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:18,411
Why is the grass green?,
Why is your beard so dark?"
335
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,729
Good genes!
336
00:16:21,679 --> 00:16:23,925
I came back because I'm in love with her.
337
00:16:24,202 --> 00:16:25,700
I knew I'd have no shot while she was
338
00:16:25,724 --> 00:16:28,196
still with Stan... ruining her marriage
339
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,275
was the only card I had left to play.
340
00:16:30,299 --> 00:16:33,534
Now I fear I'll never hear
that sweet voice again.
341
00:16:34,018 --> 00:16:36,020
You son of a bitch!
342
00:16:38,343 --> 00:16:39,248
Darling!
343
00:16:40,345 --> 00:16:41,907
Was that anger or foreplay?
344
00:16:43,348 --> 00:16:44,606
How could you tell my husband
345
00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:45,967
we were having an affair?
346
00:16:45,991 --> 00:16:47,649
How did you find out? Who ratted?
347
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,956
No one. I figured it out myself.
348
00:16:50,637 --> 00:16:53,538
Well... me and Linda.
349
00:16:54,321 --> 00:16:57,781
I honestly thought Stan
wouldn't find out about it.
350
00:16:58,502 --> 00:17:00,464
I guess I was just fooling myself,
351
00:17:00,488 --> 00:17:02,587
thinking I was somehow immune.
352
00:17:02,964 --> 00:17:04,909
Pretty stupid, huh, Linda?
353
00:17:04,933 --> 00:17:08,417
Oh, we've all had our
share of humdingers.
354
00:17:10,472 --> 00:17:13,599
Me included. One time, I took a drink
355
00:17:13,623 --> 00:17:16,467
that said, "Lisa" on it
from my coffee place.
356
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,471
I know my name's not Lisa.
357
00:17:25,357 --> 00:17:28,322
You are a bad girl.
358
00:17:31,043 --> 00:17:34,427
But I just wish I knew
how Stan found out.
359
00:17:34,451 --> 00:17:36,666
I mean, who would have told him?
360
00:17:36,690 --> 00:17:38,828
Well, I watch a lot of TV, and usually
361
00:17:38,852 --> 00:17:41,455
the one who did it is the ex-lover.
362
00:17:42,212 --> 00:17:43,914
The ex-lover.
363
00:17:44,422 --> 00:17:46,357
Well, that would mean...
364
00:17:46,381 --> 00:17:47,799
Stop the tram!
365
00:17:49,159 --> 00:17:52,862
Thanks, Linda! You're a lifesaver.
366
00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:57,634
I'm also slowly poisoning
my father-in-law.
367
00:18:00,157 --> 00:18:01,831
Respect.
368
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,820
I want you out of my life.
369
00:18:07,571 --> 00:18:08,543
I see.
370
00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:10,569
Well, what can I say?
371
00:18:10,929 --> 00:18:13,068
I gambled on love and wound up passed out
372
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,431
on a video poker game with
a roll of nickels
373
00:18:15,455 --> 00:18:18,018
and two unused tickets to Jeff Dunham.
374
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:23,920
C'est I'amour. Au revoir, Karen.
375
00:18:26,908 --> 00:18:28,910
- Some froyo some...
- No!
376
00:18:32,304 --> 00:18:35,451
I have to get out of town
before Stan's goon finds me.
377
00:18:36,141 --> 00:18:37,591
Good-bye, dear friends.
378
00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:40,724
I'll really miss... two of you.
379
00:18:44,849 --> 00:18:46,066
And not the two you would think.
380
00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:47,710
Ha.
381
00:18:48,693 --> 00:18:50,832
- Hello, Mrs. Walker.
- You!
382
00:18:50,856 --> 00:18:52,794
You're the one who has been following me!
383
00:18:52,818 --> 00:18:55,201
- The cop?
- Oh, I'm no cop!
384
00:18:58,913 --> 00:19:00,082
Why did you stop talking?
385
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:02,885
I thought there might be gasps.
386
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,048
Because I'm not a cop.
I'm a process server.
387
00:19:05,072 --> 00:19:07,651
And Mrs. Walker, these are
your divorce papers.
388
00:19:08,796 --> 00:19:10,799
Oh! There's the gasp.
389
00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:19,769
Divorce papers.
390
00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,615
Come on, Karen.
391
00:19:25,871 --> 00:19:27,873
We're gonna get you through this.
392
00:19:27,898 --> 00:19:31,038
Yeah, now that Estefan
and I are taking a break,
393
00:19:31,062 --> 00:19:34,366
I can be completely focused
on helping you.
394
00:19:34,826 --> 00:19:36,444
You two split up?
395
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,206
Yeah, there were issues
396
00:19:38,230 --> 00:19:40,168
with the whole "forever" thing.
397
00:19:40,192 --> 00:19:43,877
I'm more of a "Jack-of-all-gays", so...
398
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:51,526
You can't go into a marriage
thinking about forever.
399
00:19:54,008 --> 00:19:57,452
Who put that stupid idea into your head?
400
00:19:58,694 --> 00:20:03,195
Marriage is... a series of moments.
401
00:20:03,645 --> 00:20:05,037
Waking up in the morning,
402
00:20:05,061 --> 00:20:08,041
smiling at each other
across the kitchen table.
403
00:20:08,711 --> 00:20:11,634
Hiding jewelry together
and blaming the maid.
404
00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:16,731
Then firing her and watching her cry
405
00:20:16,755 --> 00:20:19,013
as she loads her one tattered suitcase
406
00:20:19,037 --> 00:20:21,079
into the back of a cab.
407
00:20:25,244 --> 00:20:27,847
You know, couple stuff.
408
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,227
Do you love Estefan?
409
00:20:31,251 --> 00:20:33,029
Well, yeah, of course I do.
410
00:20:33,053 --> 00:20:35,512
Well then, you go get him.
411
00:20:36,177 --> 00:20:38,195
Even sitting here with this,
412
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:41,784
I wouldn't trade one moment with Stan.
413
00:20:42,905 --> 00:20:44,296
Well, we're gonna hook up later tonight,
414
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,729
so I'll tell him after, but...
415
00:20:48,031 --> 00:20:49,889
what are you gonna do, Kar?
416
00:20:49,913 --> 00:20:53,053
Whatever it is, we are your friends,
417
00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:54,855
and we'll be here for you.
418
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,336
It's scary not knowing
what's coming next,
419
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,739
for all of us, but, uh, you've got
420
00:20:58,763 --> 00:21:00,822
the world's best safety net.
421
00:21:00,846 --> 00:21:02,888
- Come here, you guys.
- Aw!
422
00:21:17,865 --> 00:21:19,908
I'll shave it! I'll shave it!
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