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ANNOUNCER [ON RADIO]:
Hey, gang, it's Surf Sam on KBLA.
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We're just hours away
from Halloween night, 1965.
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Oh, I see that the hangout for the
Hollywood Knights, Tubby's Drive-In,
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is coming down tonight.
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Fellas, don't get bummed out.
Remember:
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A friend with weed
is a friend indeed.
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3:29, Beach Boys time.
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[THE BEACH BOYS'
"FUN FUN FUN" PLAYS]
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Man, she saw it. That's great.
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Hey, what are you
doing over there?
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I'm doing Dr. Eisner's
new facial exercises.
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Oh, it's wonderful.
It keeps your skin circulating.
It keeps you young.
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It's great.
It's a bear-lion. You go:
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Aah. Mmm. Aah.
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Doesn't that stretch your skin out?
Oh, no, it's circulation. It's great.
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It keeps you young
and youthful, gorgeous.
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I'm gonna tie my bathing suit
here to the chair.
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But I don't know why
you're doing that.
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You know, last time I did that,
my tits got... They peeled so much
I went from a size B cup to an A.
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[SHUTTER CLICKING]
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What's that clicking noise?
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WOMAN 1: You hear it.
WOMAN 2: It's a camera.
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WOMAN 1: Camera!
You little creep!
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What is that? What are you doing?
WOMAN 1: Camera! Camera!
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What are you, crazy?
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I'll sue you
for trespassing!
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Clark, we got a couple of party boys
here that love to scare old ladies.
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You don't have to work for
Scotland Yard to know about this.
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A potato?
This was in the tailpipe
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of the chief's car
last week.
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CLARK: Get down!
Clark, look what we got here.
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Empty egg carton.
That tell you anything?
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You boys making omelets?
What are you laughing at, huh?
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You know what I'd like to do
to you now, Newbomb?
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I'd like to kick the crap out of you,
that's what I'd like to do!
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What's the problem, officer?
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Oh, we got it taken care of, sir.
Thank you very much.
Everything's fine.
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No problem.
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Just got some punks out here,
and that's it.
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Wake up, Bimbeau. I want you
to get something straight.
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I don't need the captain
all over my butt about
some rinky-dink drive-in.
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Do me a favor, Bimbeau.
Don't aggravate the situation.
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Everything's under control,
sarge. It's okey-dokey.
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BIMBEAU:
Besides, sarge,
as a matter of fact,
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if any of those little assholes
get out of line, I'll personally
kick the shit out of them.
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That's exactly what
we don't want, Bimbeau.
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The drive-in's coming down.
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They'll all be gone tomorrow.
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We don't need police brutality.
Got it?
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Hear that?
Right. Yeah.
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Bimbeau, what in
the hell is that?
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No, no. Here!
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CLARK:
Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo.
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Oh, not that house.
People have been bad there.
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Mooning!
Mooning!
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Mooning, Mr. Katzenberg.
Absolutely.
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We've all had these
disgusting experiences
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with these Hollywood Knights,
and I give you my word,
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tonight is the last night
the Hollywood Knights
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will ever be
in Beverly Hills again.
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Isn't that wonderful? Oh.
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I want to send my husband Jack's
apologies to all of you.
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He was real sorry
he couldn't be here tonight.
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Anyway, he'll be at the pep rally
later giving the awards,
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and of course, we'll see him
at the dance. Well...
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What's the song
he's got now? The, uh...
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"Tijuana Taxi."
With the horn honk,
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the "beep, beep"
at the end of it.
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What the hell is that
supposed to be?
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That's popular music.
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Where the hell is the story
in a "beep, beep"?
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Yeah.
Tell you what popular music is...
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I know what popular music is.
You don't know.
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I do.
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Starting tomorrow,
today will be history...
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BIMBEAU:
Horseshit!
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Nevans, there's some distracting
noise in the kitchen.
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Could you see what that is?
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That's the Beverly Hills
Police Department.
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They're out there with Juanita.
BIMBEAU: Bullshit!
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Take care of it.
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I'll see if I can't
quiet those people down.
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JACQUELINE:
Anyway, Tubby's Drive-In,
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this social disease
of our neighborhood,
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well, it's enjoying its last night
of residence in Beverly Hills.
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[GUESTS APPLAUDING]
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I knew you'd all be pleased
because all of our...
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[PLAYS PIANO]
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JACQUELINE: Thank you.
And one year from today,
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this beautiful office complex
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[CROWD SIGHS]
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Will be standing
in the old Tubby's Drive-In's place.
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I assure you that you
and none of the rest of you
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have to worry about
the Hollywood Knights any longer.
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We won't be hearing
from them again.
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Go, go, go!
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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They're out of...
Excuse me. Juanita's busy.
I'll get the door.
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It's fine.
No, really, I...
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Well, all right.
We'll both get it. Why not?
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I need you.
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[SCREAMS]
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Watch it. Stand back. Stand back.
Nevans!
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Get it! Get it out!
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It's dog shit!
It's dog shit all over you!
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Mrs. Friedman!
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I'll kill you!
I'll kill all of you!
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Shit. Shit.
Juanita! Juanita, get out here!
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[THE BEACH BOYS'
"BARBARA ANN" PLAYS]
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They finally come.
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Nice to see you.
Nice of you to make it.
Nice of you to come.
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Where is everybody?
Where is everybody?
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Hey, no problem.
I spoke to Wheatly, and
he'll be here in a minute.
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Hey, I was talking to Red.
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He's pretty bent, man. They've
been here for about 21 years.
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Said he's been thinking about
moving to New Jersey.
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You know, this is compliments of
the Beverly Hills Asshole Association.
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Everybody showing up tonight.
All the flatheads forever
are showing up tonight.
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Wheatly. Mr. Wheatly,
nice of you to join us tonight.
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How you guys doing?
What's going on?
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Hey, Wheatly, where you been?
I was kicking some ass.
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You were kicking ass?
He was kissing ass.
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Hey, listen, we got all
our cars here tonight.
Except one.
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Yeah, Simpson, when you
gonna bring your rail job?
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I mean, this is
the last night.
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NEWBOMB: Where is this
Flying Purple People Eater
you keep talking about?
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Relax, relax. I gotta wait till
my old man goes to sleep
so I can wheel it out.
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Maybe you want me to follow
you home. You know, you might
be a little bit nervous.
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Everybody is showing.
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You know, there is gonna
be a ton of lead sleds
in the block tonight.
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Yeah, that's great. You know what?
Everybody'll think we're a bunch of
'50s queers when they come in here.
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Hey, how long you got
your brother's car for?
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For as long as I like.
Yeah, sure.
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Hey, Newbomb,
I saw your brother.
He's a monster.
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Do I look worried?
Do I appear worried?
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[SINGING JACK BLANCHARD AND
MISTY MORGAN'S "YOU'VE GOT
YOUR TROUBLES (I'VE GOT MINE)"]
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Bimbeau.
Bimbeau. Bimbeau.
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Hey, hey. Hey, hey.
What?
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How do you think I'd look
in a mustache, huh?
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Think I'd be better-looking
than I am already?
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Perfect. Perfect jerk.
Good... Jerk? Good-looking.
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Just like the guys
we bust every night.
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No, that's perfect
for you.
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♪ Lawrence
Lawrence of Arabia ♪
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♪ He's an English guy
He came to fight the Turkish ♪♪
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Okay, Clark, right there.
That's what I'm talking about.
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"Lawrence of Arabia"
doesn't have any lyrics to it.
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Doesn't have any words.
What do you mean?
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It's music. It's music.
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Hey, I've seen the movie four times.
And there were no words to it.
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There are no words to that!
Did you hear what
I was saying earlier?
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Somewhere, I know that
somebody, I think, wrote
lyrics to this song.
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Horseshit. There are no words.
Horseshit?
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Horseshit. There are no words to it.
Hey, Bimbeau. Bimbeau. Bimbeau.
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Kiss my ass. All right?
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Do the fake mustache
and mark off another spot,
and that'll be your ass.
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Hey, you want me
to put an X on my ass?
You can find it that way.
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Pull over here. I gotta
take a squirt. Will you?
Give me a break.
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NEWBOMB:
Hey, these guys are lucky.
We're leaving them in Watts.
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Last year we left them
in a bad neighborhood.
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WHEATLY:
These guys are punks.
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When I got into the Knights,
I had to climb a greased pole
and they put eggs up my butt.
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NEWBOMB:
I know. You should suffer,
you know?
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Let's go, guys. Out, out, out.
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Everybody out.
It's initiation time. Let's go.
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Come on, man.
Let's go.
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This is not a party. You want a party?
Come back after initiation.
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Get against the car.
Out of sight.
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Okay, drop them.
PLEDGES: What?
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Get your clothes off!
Strip, man! Let's go.
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You should be proud to be Knights.
Don't give me that look.
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You're lucky. We used to
tar and feather the pledges.
You know what I mean?
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Wheatly, look at that.
That looks like a penis,
only smaller.
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Hey, listen,
go in the back there.
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I want the tires out of the truck,
I want your clothes in.
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Tires out, I want the clothes in.
What are we gonna do with the tires?
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Here's the plan of action.
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I want to see you and the tires
back at Tubby's at 2:00.
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If you are not back by 2:00,
I do not want to see you
back at all.
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Because at 2:00,
gentlemen, I expect to hear
the dedication over the radio
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that you've delivered the message
to the DJ at the record store.
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Are we set there, gentlemen?
Are we ready? Very, very, very good.
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Gentlemen, goodbye,
good luck. And think of this
as a great adventure.
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WHEATLY: It's Halloween, jackoff.
Let's go, let's have some fun.
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Take off your shorts!
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Come on. Come on, man.
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Hey, guys, watch out for
a cougar with rabies!
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[MAN YELLS]
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You mean they're gonna leave us
naked in Watts?
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Where's the record store?
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SURF SAM: Hey, come on down
and see me, I am broadcasting live
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from Music City
in the heart of Watts tonight.
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Hey, guess who's coming in now.
It's time for Dr. J., all right.
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KBLA and Surf Sam
getting up and making way
for who else but Dr. J.
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Thank you, my man, Surf Sam.
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Hey, Dr. J., KBLA,
Halloween night, 1965.
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The funkiest you have
ever heard.
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And I'm gonna
hit you hard with "Sherry" by
The Four Seasons right now.
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What time is it?
Eight-thirty.
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Maybe the chicks aren't coming.
Hey, you guys, shut up!
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[THE FOUR SEASONS'
"SHERRY" PLAYS]
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SALLY:
This is our secret spot.
Nobody knows about it.
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Now, will you stop worrying?
We're alone. Nobody knows
we're here. I'm telling you.
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I can't believe we're doing this.
If my pop ever found out
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that I was changing into this outfit,
he would just die. He would die.
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My God. I can't believe...
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Don't forget to take
your bra off. You too.
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I read about a new bust exercise.
Really? Where?
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SALLY:
In the Vogue magazine.
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Especially from Europe.
I paid $6 for it.
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Ooh, does that feel good.
Freedom at last.
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You think I should wear a bra?
I'd hate to get caught without
a bra in a car accident.
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Oh, is this exciting.
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My pants are too tight.
Take your underwear off.
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What's wrong with you?
Just hurry up and get changed
before somebody does come.
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I'm ready. Come on.
We gotta hurry to the pep rally.
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Watch out!
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Oh, my God!
What are you doing there?
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[LAUGHING]
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00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:16,610
Get out of here! What are you, crazy?
I don't believe it!
221
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,696
Get out of here!
I can't stand you, Turk!
222
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,908
You're so immature!
You're such a putz!
223
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:27,246
NEWBOMB: Hey, that's real great.
Here comes Bimbeau. Get up, man!
Here he comes, man.
224
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,636
I wanna tell you buttholes
something.
225
00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:45,472
This shit is way
out of line.
226
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,852
And you squirrels better have
some nuts in your mouth,
227
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,437
or you're going downtown.
228
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:54,773
[LITTLE ANTHONY'S
"GOIN' OUT OF MY HEAD" PLAYS]
229
00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,870
What the hell's
the difference, huh?
230
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:11,415
I gotta have a nighttime job
so I can be free during the day.
231
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:15,127
Yeah, I almost forgot.
You're gonna be
a famous actress.
232
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:20,507
That's what pisses you off, isn't it?
That I might become somebody.
233
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,678
I think you're somebody right now.
234
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:28,056
Oh, shit, come on.
235
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,062
Look, I gotta start looking
after tonight anyway.
236
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:38,192
You know, I think you're right.
You should go out and find a job right
away so you don't starve to death.
237
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,860
What do you want me to do?
238
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:44,072
You're gonna start college
in January, you got a part-time
job here at Smitty's.
239
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,284
Right. Hey, it's not my fault
you're a carhop.
240
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,289
Do you think I like all them jerks
making wiseass cracks about
my old lady all night?
241
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,417
You don't like it? Look, I'm
the one that's gotta put up with it.
242
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,632
Look, I gotta get in there.
243
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,176
I'll talk to you later, okay?
244
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:17,064
If I can't get off early,
are you gonna wait for me?
245
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:18,899
[WHISTLES]
246
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,153
I gotta tell Red.
I don't know.
247
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,785
Shit.
248
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,754
Hey, that's the car
James Dean drove, man.
249
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:43,090
Bitchen.
He had two of these.
250
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:46,552
Hey, man, these things
handle real well. You can
take a corner outrageous.
251
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,929
Probably gonna take
the coast road up too.
252
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,472
All curvy, beautiful.
253
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,893
It's a '57.
254
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,021
BIMBEAU:
Try using the handle, Clark.
255
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,943
Okay, here we go. Here we go.
256
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,699
Okay, Wiener schnitzels.
Hey, hey, it's just a cop.
257
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,660
Let's get these overpriced
sewing machines out of here!
258
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,871
Just a cop that likes to bust balls.
What's that, Newbomb?
259
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,915
I said, you guys stand tall.
260
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,959
We stand tall.
261
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,964
Okay... You can listen too.
I wanna tell you something.
262
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,508
If I smell any
rubber tonight...
263
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:30,220
Benedict Canyon,
anywhere around there.
264
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:33,473
- Your ass is grass,
265
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,142
and I'm the lawn mower.
266
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,853
You got it? You punks got it?
You got that, boys?
267
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:41,315
His ass. Okay?
Yes, sir. Yes, officer.
268
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:44,192
Let's go.
Move it out!
269
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,905
Come on, go.
Go! Go!
270
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,867
I gotta take a squirt.
Good night, Officer Clark.
271
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:55,078
Good night, Officer Lawn Mower.
CLARK: Come on.
272
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,080
Ooh! Ooh!
273
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,625
Come on! Right here!
274
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,420
Hey, Brenda, listen.
Hey, I enjoyed last night.
275
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,714
Good God.
276
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:11,136
No, it's okay. I'll have a Big One
and a Cherry Coke.
277
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,513
Make it two Big Ones
and two Cherry Cokes.
278
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:16,808
You want the Big One?
I've got the Big One.
279
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,811
Oh, God, he is so gross!
280
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,522
Hey, hey, hey,
you two girls want a thrill?
281
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,692
I'm not paying any attention.
Hey, Iron Box,
282
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,444
I'm talking to you
and your girlfriend.
283
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,154
Very funny.
284
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,865
Hey, have you ever heard
my version of that song?
285
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,284
Oh, my God,
we have to get out of here.
286
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:35,994
Why?
He's gonna fart the song.
287
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,622
He's gonna what?
He's going to fart the song.
288
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,123
You're gonna love it.
289
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,417
Stay there.
Let me warm up.
290
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,252
Hey, look,
there's that red Dodge!
291
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,546
[♪♪♪]
292
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:50,092
Hey, Jimbo.
What do you say, Jimmy?
293
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,095
Hey, Jimmy, kind of cold
on that thing or what?
294
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,889
Colder than a witch's tit.
295
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,892
Ah, hey. Here.
What's this?
296
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:02,521
Go on, keep it. You'll need
something to read on the bus.
I'll pick up another one.
297
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,440
Jimmy, you know,
I was thinking, if you
have to go overseas, man,
298
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:08,735
I'll collect all those magazines
from the guys and I'll send them
over to you.
299
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,279
Thanks.
I never thought of that.
300
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:16,326
But I probably won't be going over
to Vietnam. The only people
they're sending over is advisers.
301
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:19,329
Hey, I thought last month,
when Dee Dee was late,
I wouldn't be going.
302
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,373
They ain't taking anybody
with babies.
303
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,460
That's a tough break.
304
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:28,797
You're gonna get
the experience of a lifetime.
305
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:33,385
I remember the first time
I ever saw you two guys.
Do you remember that?
306
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,513
You came rolling that bicycle
in here with two flat tires
307
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,932
and a broken chain
and the bent handlebars.
308
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:43,186
I looked at you and said, "Get that
thing out of here. We fix cars."
309
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:47,899
Yeah, fix cars. Thirty minutes
later it was fixed,
and we were riding it.
310
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,487
You know,
I can't believe it, man.
311
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,865
You know there's only
four pledges this year?
312
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:58,326
I remember when I was
in junior high school,
everybody wanted to be a Knight.
313
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,203
I just don't know
anymore, man.
314
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,247
Everything changes.
Remember that.
315
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,790
Nothing stays the same.
316
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:06,877
[PHONE RINGS]
317
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,670
I got it.
318
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,757
Look, I'm telling you,
Barbara does not put out, okay?
319
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,550
She do. She do.
No, she doesn't.
320
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,720
She's a tramp. She's a tramp.
She do. She do.
321
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:19,931
[THE DIAMONDS'
"LITTLE DARLIN"' PLAYS]
322
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,475
Shorty.
323
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,733
Wheatly, that girl's looking at me.
What?
324
00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:31,693
That girl right there is looking at me.
What girl?
325
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:34,070
SHORTY:
That girl right there with the
red scarf. She's checking me out.
326
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,491
Hey, look, she's not checking
you out. She's looking through
you to get to me.
327
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,659
Uh-uh, man, she's looking right at me.
Where?
328
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:42,120
Right there with the red scarf on.
Hey, are you looking at him?
329
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,247
He thinks you're looking at him.
330
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,334
Man, you asshole!
331
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,544
You just blew it for me!
I'm sorry.
332
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:52,672
I can't believe you, Wheatly.
I can't believe you sometimes.
333
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,175
God!
I'm sorry, all right?
334
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,344
Don't get bent.
How's it going?
335
00:18:57,512 --> 00:19:00,597
Hey, watch the car, all right?
What are you talking about?
336
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,432
Hey, listen, Moosie,
cut your hair, okay?
337
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,434
I gotta go practice now.
338
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,144
Hey, hey, hey,
you're into fine food.
339
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:10,941
What do you get when
you cross a donkey
with a slice of Bermuda onion?
340
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,068
I don't know. What?
341
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:16,071
A piece of ass
that brings tears to your eyes.
342
00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:25,455
You're boring, Turk.
You're very boring.
343
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:30,043
This dork?
This dork is better, right?
344
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:33,296
This dork, huh?
Hey, dork.
345
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:37,884
Hey, hey, hey.
346
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,719
Hey, butt breath.
347
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:44,599
What the hell did I tell you
about your sidewalk surfing in public?
348
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,893
Do you remember
that conversation?
349
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:50,021
Huh? I told you to hang ten
in your neighborhood.
350
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,858
What do you got in your pocket?
A pack of cigarettes.
351
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,151
Pack of cigarettes.
You're a minor. What are
you doing with them?
352
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,153
They're for my mother.
Give them here.
353
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,239
Come on, get them out.
354
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:00,824
For his mother.
For your mother.
355
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:04,369
You're lying to me, kid.
You're lying to a police officer.
356
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,747
You little son of a bitch.
357
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:10,834
CLARK: You just remember
what we said about sidewalk
surfing in public, all right?
358
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,836
Now, take off.
359
00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:15,046
[JAN & DEAN'S "SURF CITY"
PLAYS ON CAR RADIO]
360
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,091
Hey, what's up, squirt?
"Surf City."
361
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,888
Beaver patrol!
Beaver patrol!
362
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,098
Calling all beavers!
363
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:30,353
Dawn! Hey, Dawn!
You see these pictures?
364
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:34,190
Dawn! I always thought
you were a natural blond.
365
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,985
Shut up, you idiot! You idiots!
366
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:40,280
Have you seen these pictures,
Dark? Dark, you gotta
see these pictures of her.
367
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,365
SALLY:
You know, that's so stupid, Turk!
368
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,784
Keep the pictures.
I'll take the real thing.
369
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:47,412
Hey, Dawn! Great tits!
370
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,299
Newbomb,
that's your brother's car.
371
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,551
You parked next to a fire hydrant.
372
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,638
Big deal.
It's Halloween.
373
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:07,724
Okay, fine. I'll see you guys
in the parking lot, all right?
374
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,898
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
375
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:17,609
Thank you all.
It's a wonderful-Iooking
crowd tonight.
376
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,278
I'm glad to see you all
come out and support us this way.
377
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,614
And we're gonna get
those Panthers, aren't we?
378
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:29,287
Well, I'm looking forward to seeing
all of you over at the dance tonight,
379
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:33,333
which is what I have to do right now,
is go over and take care of some
last-minute details over there
380
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,418
with the help of Mr. Nevans,
381
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:40,173
so I'm gonna turn the evening over
to my husband, Mr. Jack Friedman,
382
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,928
and our good friend
Mr. William Thornwell,
383
00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:47,097
who, of course,
we all know as Thorny.
384
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,975
So I'll see you
over at the dance later.
385
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,894
Thank you very much.
This is "Thorny" Thornwell.
386
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:55,480
What a joy it is to be here
387
00:21:55,648 --> 00:22:00,694
at the very spot where
I first dreamed of becoming your
Channel 9 weatherman.
388
00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:04,823
I've got a few announcements
to make this evening. We've got
some real treats coming up.
389
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:13,039
[THE CHIFFONS' "HE'S SO FINE"
PLAYS ON CAR STEREO]
390
00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:15,208
Hey, what are you doing, man?
391
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:18,378
SIMPSON:
You look good, Newbomb.
Maybe you'll get a date.
392
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,589
It's an improvement.
393
00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:34,144
NEWBOMB:
Hey, Riding Hood,
wanna be eaten by the Big Bad Wolf?
394
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:35,895
Fuck you, Newbomb.
395
00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:41,109
You told her, didn't you?
You told her, didn't you?
396
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:43,737
You set me up, didn't you?
We didn't set you up.
397
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,280
What time does
Dudley get here?
398
00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:47,782
Relax, he'll be here
in a few minutes, okay?
399
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:52,412
[BOTH SINGING
"IF I WERE A RICH MAN"]
400
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,414
Mother, please.
What is it?
401
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:57,542
I have to practice that.
That's why I'm singing it.
402
00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,211
Yes, but your singing in no way
corresponds with my fingering.
403
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,172
Oh, well.
404
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,758
Now, you'll receive
the check at the rally.
405
00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:06,926
I know.
They just wanted you to come by
406
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:08,636
and say "thank you"
in person.
407
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:11,181
I know.
After all, $500
408
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:13,516
covers a full year's tuition.
409
00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:15,310
Mother, I know!
410
00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:18,021
Yes. Now we're gonna stop
for a little cherry pie.
411
00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:19,564
No. I'm not hungry.
412
00:23:19,774 --> 00:23:22,025
Yeah, well, you need
a little quick energy.
413
00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:27,530
Mother, they always laugh at me
at that restaurant when
I'm dressed like this.
414
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:49,052
[MOANING]
415
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:54,641
This is so crazy.
Oh, Nevans.
416
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:58,144
And now it's my great pleasure
to introduce
417
00:23:58,312 --> 00:24:01,898
the president of the Beverly Hills
Residents' Association
418
00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:03,733
and a great American,
419
00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:05,777
Jack Friedman.
420
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,403
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
421
00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:11,116
Thank you, Thorny.
What's the weather like up there?
422
00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:14,577
Well, I'm sure we're all gonna
have a good time tonight.
423
00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:18,623
And I'm not going to make
any long speeches.
I'm just going to, uh...
424
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,840
All right.
425
00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:28,842
I'm just going to start off
426
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:32,387
by introducing a wonderful
organization of fine young people.
427
00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:34,681
The Beverly
Marching Band!
428
00:24:34,849 --> 00:24:37,267
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
429
00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:09,507
Get it up!
430
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:19,017
Take it up! Where's
the security, goddamn it?
431
00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:21,603
Do the other thing.
The other thing?
432
00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,897
You know.
433
00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:25,398
Come here.
434
00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:27,692
The other thing?
Yeah.
435
00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:33,907
[JACQUELINE MOANS]
436
00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:36,492
Heavens, Nevans!
437
00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:40,496
DUDLEY:
Mrs. Friedman?
438
00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:44,626
Mrs. Friedman.
Is that you?
439
00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:47,086
What are you doing
here alone?
440
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:49,047
I had some thinking to do,
Dudley.
441
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:52,926
It's fortuitous that I found you
here alone because I wanted
to ask your advice
442
00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:56,054
on which magic trick
I should do for the
talent contest.
443
00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:58,139
Oh, Dudley, I'm not a good
judge of magic tricks.
444
00:25:58,307 --> 00:26:02,018
I was thinking of doing
my big illusion, producing
a rabbit from an empty box.
445
00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:04,562
Abracadabra,
and here it is.
446
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:07,106
Oh, it's a cute little rabbit.
I call him Squeakums.
447
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,816
I think the audience
will find him amusing.
448
00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:10,652
I think they will too.
Do that trick.
449
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:13,780
Or else I could do...
They're waiting for you inside.
450
00:26:13,948 --> 00:26:15,823
This is called
my three-ball trick.
451
00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:18,743
You put these balls in between
your fingers, and you make a magic...
452
00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:20,411
Oh! Oh!
453
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:22,038
I'm sorry.
That's all right.
454
00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:25,083
I'll get them.
They're down here somewhere.
455
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:27,168
Oh, thank you very much.
456
00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:29,337
Mrs. Friedman,
what are these?
457
00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:31,506
Are these yours, Mrs. Friedman?
Yes, they're my husband's pants,
458
00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:33,591
and I'm taking them
to the cleaners.
459
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:37,804
Then it's a lucky thing I dropped by
because I can feel a wallet
and keys in the pocket.
460
00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:40,556
Dudley, put the pants down, please.
Yes, ma'am.
461
00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:43,476
[HORN HONKING]
462
00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:45,853
Did I do that?
I'm sorry!
463
00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:48,356
Dudley, please leave!
464
00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:51,734
Please just leave! Thank you!
465
00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:54,320
The horn is stuck.
Jesus!
466
00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,364
The little son of a bitch.
467
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:02,704
Excuse me, ladies, did you hear
about the guy with the five penises?
468
00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:05,206
His pants fit
like a glove.
469
00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:08,126
Oh, you piece of trash.
Disgusting.
470
00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:10,920
Great joke. Great joke.
471
00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:12,755
Turn that song up, man.
That's my favorite song.
472
00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:14,924
Wait a minute, man,
wait a minute.
473
00:27:15,509 --> 00:27:18,428
I want you guys to look at me,
all right? Who do I look like?
474
00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,388
I have no idea.
475
00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:23,308
Yeah? Look at me,
all right?
476
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:26,227
I'm depressed.
Who do I look like?
477
00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:27,937
You look like that asshole
at the car wash.
478
00:27:28,105 --> 00:27:32,191
Why don't you bite my weenie, man?
I look like James Dean. Don't I?
479
00:27:33,402 --> 00:27:35,695
Hey, I gotta take a leak, okay?
480
00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:39,574
[BRUCE CHANNEL'S "HEY BABY"
PLAYS ON CAR RADIO]
481
00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:42,785
Hey, aim away
from the car, weenie.
482
00:27:42,953 --> 00:27:44,704
DUDLEY:
On behalf of
my mother and my father,
483
00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:48,082
I'd like to thank the Beverly Hills
Residents' Association
484
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,877
for their generous award
honoring my...
485
00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:52,712
[BOTH YELLING]
486
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:55,089
[NEWBOMB HOWLING]
487
00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:58,718
DUDLEY:
Help me! Help me! Help me!
488
00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:01,220
Relax. It's me, it's Newbomb.
It's okay. Everything's copasetic.
489
00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:04,349
May I have my puffer, please?
Give him his puffer.
490
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,851
Give me his coat.
Thank you.
491
00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:10,438
Please don't hurt me.
I think I'm a bleeder.
492
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:16,652
Mama! Mama!
493
00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:19,530
I won't tell anybody.
Just don't hurt me.
494
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,282
NEWBOMB: It's me. It's me.
SIMPSON: It really is.
495
00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:25,161
I would like to introduce now
three fine young ladies.
496
00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:29,791
The Beverly Hills cheerleaders,
with their rendition
of "Razzle Dazzle."
497
00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:37,840
[BAND PLAYING]
498
00:28:59,363 --> 00:29:00,822
You forgot your
underwear!
499
00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:04,992
Your underwear!
500
00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:12,083
No underwear on.
501
00:29:12,626 --> 00:29:14,710
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
502
00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:33,020
BIMBEAU:
Clark, this is so fine.
503
00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:35,440
That's Newbomb's car, isn't it?
Yeah.
504
00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:37,024
And that's a fire hydrant, right?
Oh, yeah.
505
00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:39,569
So that means all this area
here is a tow-away zone, right?
506
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:41,529
All of it.
507
00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:43,239
This is Car Three.
508
00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:46,576
We've got a tow-away out here
in front of the Beverly High School.
509
00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:49,287
A '65 El Camino, silver-gray...
510
00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:56,085
What the hell's going on?
511
00:29:57,004 --> 00:30:01,424
We're gonna need some help here.
We've both been assaulted by eggs.
512
00:30:02,468 --> 00:30:06,262
MAN:
♪ Lawrence
Lawrence of Arabia ♪
513
00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:12,477
♪ He's an English guy
He came to fight the Turkish ♪♪
514
00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:17,565
All right, we've had
some bad luck this evening,
515
00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:19,775
but here's something
that nobody can ruin.
516
00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:22,862
This is the young man
who has won our $500 award.
517
00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:26,032
His name is Douglas...
Dudley Laywicker.
518
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,826
Let's show him how proud we are
of him. Let's get him up here.
519
00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:30,286
Dudley, we're very...
520
00:30:30,454 --> 00:30:32,330
That's Newbomb Turk!
521
00:30:34,458 --> 00:30:36,083
Go, Newbomb, go!
522
00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:40,004
Hey, that's not Dudley!
That's Newbomb Turk!
523
00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:44,550
[SINGING BOBBY RYDELL'S
"VOLARE"]
524
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:46,636
[FARTING]
525
00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:12,119
Oh, come on!
That's funny!
526
00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:19,502
Stop him! Stop him,
goddamn it! Stop him!
527
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:23,673
Get that piece of crap
out of here.
528
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,758
Lock it up,
will you?
529
00:31:27,928 --> 00:31:32,848
Officers! Officers, there's a guy
in there in a major-domo outfit
530
00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:35,017
farting all over the place.
531
00:31:35,185 --> 00:31:36,686
Farting.
Farting?
532
00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:38,354
Yes, farting.
Oh, Christ.
533
00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:42,316
Farting? What do you mean?
Farting. Farting.
534
00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:45,987
SIMPSON:
Newbomb, would you hurry up!
535
00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:48,656
Come on! How'd it go?
How'd it go? How'd it go?
536
00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:51,492
I was great. It was just swell.
Hey, that's really good. We gotta go.
537
00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:53,286
The cops towed your
brother's El Camino away.
538
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:56,372
What?! What?!
Would you relax?
539
00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:58,791
What? No!
I'm a dead man!
540
00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:03,546
I'm doomed! No! No! No!
541
00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:08,092
I hope you're satisfied.
542
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,636
I, for one, surely am not.
543
00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:21,314
CLARK:
Little ass-wipe
doesn't have any pants on.
544
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:24,442
Hello. I don't know what you're
thinking, but I'm perfectly normal.
545
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:29,488
I was walking down the parking lot
today, and out of the shadows
something strange happened.
546
00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:34,535
I don't think I saw their faces,
but I think they were some
people who went to...
547
00:32:34,703 --> 00:32:36,662
You punk! You stupid punk!
548
00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:39,957
I ought to beat
the living crap out of you!
549
00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:42,126
Bimbeau,
what are you doing?
550
00:32:43,045 --> 00:32:46,213
This guy farted all over the stage.
CLARK: Give him air.
551
00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,674
Who are you?
School photographer, sir.
552
00:32:48,842 --> 00:32:50,176
Bimbeau. Put that way.
553
00:32:50,344 --> 00:32:53,679
This is the young man who was
supposed to get the scholarship.
554
00:32:53,847 --> 00:32:56,223
He's not your man, sergeant.
Bimbeau, put it away!
555
00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:59,435
My puffer. My puffer.
My puffer.
556
00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:01,937
Bimbeau, give him his puffer.
My puffer.
557
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:04,023
I'm having a little difficulty...
Help him up.
558
00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:07,234
Oh, Christ.
Oh, God.
559
00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:09,779
Come on.
These are great.
560
00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:11,739
Now we don't have to
walk around nude.
561
00:33:11,907 --> 00:33:14,116
[MOAN]
Did you hear that noise?
562
00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:15,743
MAN:
Oh, yeah!
563
00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:17,578
That's some old man
poking his old lady.
564
00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:20,665
Are you sure?
Take my word for it, okay?
565
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:22,166
Shit.
566
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:24,293
Shit. Goddamn it.
567
00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:29,507
I wish Froggie would hurry up.
Shut up and watch the front.
568
00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:31,050
Oh, God.
569
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:35,888
That your Halloween costume?
Yeah, kid.
570
00:33:36,098 --> 00:33:38,015
The fool ain't got no dick, Earle.
571
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:40,142
Get out of here, kid!
572
00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:44,146
Hey, check us out.
573
00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:46,607
Put this on.
Great, you assholes.
574
00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:49,610
Do you know where we're at?
I forgot.
575
00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:55,991
MAN:
Oh, shit, Martha! The Ku Klux Klan's
outside the window! Get my gun!
576
00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:58,160
Take that off!
Let's get out of here!
577
00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:00,371
[GUNSHOT]
578
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:02,164
Wait a minute, honey!
579
00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:05,543
[SINGING SMOKEY ROBINSON
AND THE MIRACLES'
"THE TRACKS OF MY TEARS"]
580
00:34:05,711 --> 00:34:07,628
Sing it pretty.
Sing it.
581
00:34:16,930 --> 00:34:18,597
MAN:
Talking about you, baby.
582
00:34:32,446 --> 00:34:34,905
We can't get out of here
until we get in that record store.
583
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:36,866
They only take dedications
in person.
584
00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:38,701
Hey, man, we're up shit's creek.
585
00:34:38,869 --> 00:34:42,204
I'm telling you, my brother was
a Knight, and my uncle was a Knight,
and I'm gonna be one too.
586
00:34:42,372 --> 00:34:45,583
Why don't you use the phone booth
and call your cousin
to get us out of here?
587
00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:49,962
What, are you dense, man?
You go in the phone booth,
shut the door, the light goes on.
588
00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:52,548
You think I'm gonna be standing
out here naked in the middle of Watts
589
00:34:52,716 --> 00:34:55,259
on Halloween night?
You need a lobotomy.
590
00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,511
We'd better do something,
that's for sure.
591
00:34:57,679 --> 00:35:00,014
We gotta get clothes, we gotta
get into that record store,
592
00:35:00,182 --> 00:35:02,975
make a dedication,
get back to Tubby's at 2:00.
593
00:35:03,143 --> 00:35:04,602
We should've joined
the swim team.
594
00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:08,481
You got Dr. J.,
ofay but okay,
595
00:35:08,648 --> 00:35:11,609
as Motown strikes again!
596
00:35:12,486 --> 00:35:14,028
Suzie.
597
00:35:14,196 --> 00:35:16,405
[THE SUPREMES'
"BABY LOVE" PLAYS]
598
00:35:16,573 --> 00:35:18,991
Hi. Want a drink?
599
00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:21,619
Cold, huh?
Yeah.
600
00:35:23,497 --> 00:35:27,041
How about a free kiss?
That never cost you anything.
601
00:35:27,209 --> 00:35:29,919
Oh, yes, they did.
I started getting used to them.
602
00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:31,837
Gets kind of dangerous.
603
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,136
What do you wanna do?
604
00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:41,639
I wanna be rich and famous.
I'm already good-looking.
605
00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:45,351
Is this your first beer?
Yeah. I'm a cheap high.
606
00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:47,019
So am I.
607
00:35:48,522 --> 00:35:50,231
So, what's your plan?
608
00:35:50,398 --> 00:35:51,857
Plans don't always...
Suzie.
609
00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:54,318
You got an order up there.
Okay.
610
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,488
So, what do you
wanna do?
611
00:35:58,114 --> 00:36:01,575
I don't know what I wanna do.
I just know what I don't wanna do.
612
00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:05,579
I mean, maybe that's what I'm
asking for, is just a little time
to figure it out.
613
00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:09,083
A place to do it,
somebody to do it with.
614
00:36:12,963 --> 00:36:16,006
I was thinking about Venice.
615
00:36:16,925 --> 00:36:19,426
A little apartment down there
about a block from the beach.
616
00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:23,097
You're asking me to just walk away
from it for some pipe dream.
617
00:36:23,265 --> 00:36:27,560
Pipe dream? Talk about a pipe dream.
Tell me what acting is.
618
00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:37,069
Hey, you wanna go to the
beach with me tomorrow?
619
00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:41,240
Duke, you know I have
my screen test in the morning.
620
00:36:41,408 --> 00:36:43,409
Yeah. I forgot.
621
00:36:43,577 --> 00:36:46,954
See, that's what it is.
You're there, and I'm here.
We're in two different places.
622
00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:49,832
Well, you just go in there tomorrow
and knock them dead.
623
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:54,211
Why do you have to be so sarcastic?
Can't you give me a little support?
624
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:56,714
MAN [ON LOUDSPEAKER]:
Suzie, pickup, please!
625
00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:11,604
[SAM THE SHAM & THE PHARAOHS'
"WOOLY BULLY" PLAYS]
626
00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:15,316
Hey, there's Newbomb.
He went home and got his pie wagon.
627
00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:22,531
Gentlemen, I am here.
You can start.
628
00:37:22,699 --> 00:37:25,826
You know that chick Barbara?
You're right. She does put out.
629
00:37:27,037 --> 00:37:28,454
Hey, you guys want a menu?
630
00:37:28,622 --> 00:37:30,706
Only if you're on it.
Only if you're on it.
631
00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:35,252
Hey, Newbomb,
your brother's out front.
632
00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:37,296
Shit.
What?
633
00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:39,089
Stay here. You didn't see me.
634
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,717
You never saw me.
I don't even know you.
635
00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:44,053
You don't know me.
You never knew me.
You never will know me.
636
00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:47,139
I don't wanna hit you. Why?
Try and hit me.
637
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,227
How you doing?
Hey, you seen Newbomb?
638
00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:55,356
Mom said he had my El Camino.
No, I haven't seen him.
639
00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:58,734
If he messes up my El Camino,
I swear I'm gonna strangle his ass.
640
00:37:59,069 --> 00:38:02,029
I'll tell him you're looking for him.
Yeah.
641
00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:05,157
Hey, have you seen my El Camino?
SHORTY: No, I haven't.
642
00:38:05,325 --> 00:38:07,576
This is his pie wagon.
Where is he?
643
00:38:07,869 --> 00:38:11,705
Uh, him and Simpson are working
on Simpson's rail job.
644
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:14,500
Oh, okay.
645
00:38:14,668 --> 00:38:16,085
WHEATLY:
Hey, Turk.
646
00:38:16,336 --> 00:38:18,462
Your car looks really bitchen.
647
00:38:20,507 --> 00:38:23,092
Hey, listen, you see him,
you tell him I'm gonna nail his butt.
648
00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:25,386
You got that?
Yeah. Yeah.
649
00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:28,389
Take it easy.
All right.
650
00:38:33,478 --> 00:38:35,938
See you guys later.
Really bitchen car.
651
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:40,651
MOOSIE:
Hey, Newbomb, he's gone.
652
00:38:43,530 --> 00:38:45,698
Hey, Newbomb,
that was your brother.
653
00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:48,242
He's gonna kick your ass.
He's looking for you.
654
00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:52,788
He's looking for me?
He's looking for me?
655
00:38:52,956 --> 00:38:54,707
That pussy's looking for me?
656
00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:56,834
You do the windup.
657
00:38:57,002 --> 00:39:00,421
[SINGING THE SUPREMES'
"STOP! IN THE NAME OF LOVE"]
658
00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:08,804
BRENDA:
What'd you think about
the Rolling Stones last night?
659
00:39:08,972 --> 00:39:10,597
SHIRLEY:
They were so dirty.
660
00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:12,850
I mean, that guy's teeth.
Did you see them?
661
00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:16,603
His skin was even worse than that.
But it was a great song.
662
00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:18,230
Great song.
663
00:39:18,398 --> 00:39:21,650
Goddamn these machines.
They never work. What are
we doing here anyway?
664
00:39:21,818 --> 00:39:24,570
SHIRLEY:
What are we doing here?
We are looking for cute guys.
665
00:39:24,738 --> 00:39:27,698
BRENDA:
Cute? Like that Newbomb Turk?
I bet that's cute.
666
00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:31,785
SHIRLEY:
Can you imagine
having to kiss that face?
667
00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:35,414
Did you see Thunder Thighs
over there with Sally?
668
00:39:35,582 --> 00:39:37,082
What a slut.
669
00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:40,210
Speaking of sluts,
did you hear about Jean Friedman?
670
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:42,546
What?
She had an abortion in Tijuana.
671
00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:46,467
That doesn't surprise me.
I heard she gave half
the football team the clap.
672
00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:48,927
They played like they
still had it last week too.
673
00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:52,139
Hey, that was Brenda and Shirley
Weintraub, the Iron Box Twins,
674
00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:55,809
coming to you live from
the ladies' room here
at Tubby's Drive-In.
675
00:39:55,977 --> 00:39:57,436
[IMITATES TV NEWS CHIME]
676
00:39:57,604 --> 00:39:59,688
You asshole!
You schmuck!
677
00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:03,025
[THE BEACH BOYS'
"SURFING U.S.A." PLAYS]
678
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:16,622
Nookie wagon! Here it comes!
Here comes the nookie wagon!
679
00:40:23,296 --> 00:40:25,380
How you guys doing, man?
What's happening?
680
00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:27,716
Not much, not much.
She's starving.
681
00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:30,552
Ready to order?
BOTH: Yes.
682
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,721
We want three hamburgers
683
00:40:32,889 --> 00:40:35,099
and three orders
of onion rings.
684
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:38,519
And I want a vanilla shake.
And I want a Coke.
685
00:40:38,686 --> 00:40:40,395
Got it.
Thank you.
686
00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:43,899
What are you doing, man?
Not much. Hanging out at the beach.
687
00:40:44,067 --> 00:40:47,027
Heard about Tubby's and everything.
Thought we'd come check it out.
688
00:40:47,195 --> 00:40:50,823
I want a Big One!
I'm so sick and tired
of those shitty Ding-Dongs, man!
689
00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:53,158
I know, you gotta lay off
that surfer food.
It'll do you in.
690
00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:54,660
Hey, you should talk.
691
00:40:54,828 --> 00:40:57,871
Hey, why don't you guys come
down to the beach sometime?
I'll show you a boss time.
692
00:40:58,039 --> 00:41:00,374
No, thanks. Sticking my head
in a bunch of seaweed
693
00:41:00,542 --> 00:41:02,918
is not my idea
of a bitchen time.
694
00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:05,504
Try it sometime.
Might do you some good.
695
00:41:05,672 --> 00:41:08,173
Hey, this is Jane,
and this is Cheetah.
696
00:41:08,341 --> 00:41:11,552
Wait a second.
You're Jane, you're Cheetah.
697
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,053
And what are their names?
698
00:41:13,221 --> 00:41:15,389
Eyes off.
Hey, dummy up, man.
699
00:41:15,557 --> 00:41:17,558
And my name is Newbomb Turk.
700
00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:20,727
Hey, Turk!
How you doing, man?
701
00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:22,229
Good, good. Okay.
702
00:41:22,397 --> 00:41:25,899
TARZAN:
Hey, where's
the Duker and Jimmy Shine?
703
00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:28,026
Who knows? Who cares?
SHORTY: Where's your deuce coupe?
704
00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:31,196
TARZAN: It's at the old man's shop,
all covered up. I'm thinking
about selling it.
705
00:41:31,364 --> 00:41:34,366
WHEATLY: What for? You've been
working on it for about three years.
706
00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:37,744
TARZAN: But I've just been
hanging out at the beach,
crashing in this woody.
707
00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:40,622
SHORTY: What do you do for money?
TARZAN: Old man takes care of me.
708
00:41:40,790 --> 00:41:44,168
He's giving me all the money
I want so long as I stay away
from the house.
709
00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:46,420
He thinks I do more damage
if I show up there.
710
00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:51,216
What?
711
00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:02,269
Need a pair of pliers
for those?
712
00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:05,105
Just got my damn shirt
caught in it.
713
00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:08,025
Hey, pencil dick,
what time is it?
714
00:42:08,818 --> 00:42:10,903
Time to eat!
715
00:42:15,074 --> 00:42:18,202
[THE SURFARIS' "WIPEOUT"
PLAYS]
716
00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:26,335
Okay. All right.
717
00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:29,963
Chinese bandits,
2 o'clock!
718
00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:32,216
Bounces pretty good, pal.
719
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,729
[ENGINES REVVING]
720
00:43:08,044 --> 00:43:10,379
Duke might've got whupped
by them almond-eyes guys,
721
00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:13,882
but I'm going home to get my rail job,
and I'm gonna leave them...
722
00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:17,094
I'm with you, man.
You know the power of that car.
723
00:43:17,262 --> 00:43:20,681
Those Chinese assholes.
They sneak up on you.
724
00:43:24,394 --> 00:43:27,312
That Cobra ain't shit anyway.
Hey, he came in second.
725
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:30,899
"But he came in second."
Ha! Thanks a lot.
726
00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:33,026
I see you guys are having
a good time tonight, huh?
727
00:43:33,194 --> 00:43:35,362
And it's gonna get
a lot better later.
728
00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:43,370
Okay, asshole, pull this yellow
piece of shit around
the corner here. You got me?
729
00:43:43,746 --> 00:43:45,747
Hear that? Move it.
730
00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:48,625
Right now, asshole.
731
00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:55,299
TARZAN:
Hey, Officer Clark,
are you lost or something?
732
00:43:56,509 --> 00:43:58,427
Bitchen.
Do me a favor.
733
00:43:58,594 --> 00:44:01,054
Jimmy Shine's going off
to Vietnam tomorrow,
734
00:44:01,222 --> 00:44:03,307
and you're worried about
the beach is bitchen.
735
00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:06,435
Who's got the burger?
I got a burger.
736
00:44:08,229 --> 00:44:10,105
CHEETAH:
What are you doing, Newbomb?
737
00:44:10,523 --> 00:44:13,358
Get your...
I was just getting some burger.
738
00:44:13,526 --> 00:44:15,319
Oh, you were getting
some burger, huh?
739
00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:18,447
Well, you want a little shake
to go along with your burger?
740
00:44:18,614 --> 00:44:21,033
Hey, watch out, man!
741
00:44:23,411 --> 00:44:26,538
You know what? I think the
guys are weenies for not
letting us in the dance.
742
00:44:26,873 --> 00:44:29,916
But I could care less, man. I didn't
want to go to that stupid dance.
743
00:44:30,293 --> 00:44:32,461
I think dancing's for queers anyway.
744
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:35,380
[FRANKIE LYMAN & THE
TEENAGERS' "WHY DO FOOLS FALL
IN LOVE" PLAYS ON CAR RADIO]
745
00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:37,507
This song is bitchen.
Check this song out.
746
00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:40,969
Look, I'm telling you, man.
The Knights are not
breaking up, all right.
747
00:44:41,137 --> 00:44:44,014
Suppose Jimmy Shine
doesn't come back from Vietnam.
748
00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:46,725
Oh, man, don't worry
about Jimmy Shine.
749
00:44:46,893 --> 00:44:49,019
There's not even a war going on.
He's going over for training.
750
00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:51,855
What about Duke?
Duke can take care of himself.
751
00:44:52,398 --> 00:44:54,524
And Shorty, man.
Shorty's going to college.
752
00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:58,904
Look, don't worry about Shorty.
We're gonna stick together, all right?
753
00:44:59,072 --> 00:45:01,448
You can cruise with me, man.
All right?
754
00:45:01,616 --> 00:45:03,408
Don't worry about it.
I'll take care of you.
755
00:45:21,677 --> 00:45:24,805
Come on, man.
Let's get this stuff
out of here, you know.
756
00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:34,147
What do they have in this?
They got the punch in here.
757
00:45:34,315 --> 00:45:36,608
Gentlemen, are you from the caterers?
Yeah.
758
00:45:36,776 --> 00:45:38,610
Of course you are.
Is that the punch?
759
00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:40,153
Uh-huh.
760
00:45:40,321 --> 00:45:45,492
Oh, no, no. Please put it down.
You're going the long way. Take the
shortcut. Cut right across the lawn.
761
00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:47,494
Go right across the lawn
through the nice hibiscus.
762
00:45:47,662 --> 00:45:49,663
I don't think the gardener's
gonna like that
come Monday morning.
763
00:45:49,831 --> 00:45:52,999
They're gonna re-landscape
Monday morning.
They're having a new library there.
764
00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:54,960
The Newbomb Turk
Memorial Library.
765
00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:57,671
Newbomb Turk.
You've heard of him.
766
00:45:57,839 --> 00:45:59,756
Oh, yeah,
I know that guy.
767
00:45:59,924 --> 00:46:01,758
You heard of him?
Yeah, sure.
768
00:46:01,926 --> 00:46:03,927
I assure you, there's nothing wrong.
You can leave the punch here.
769
00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:08,223
Uh, garçon! Garçon. Boy, boy, boy.
Take this punch down there.
770
00:46:08,391 --> 00:46:11,726
It'll be our pleasure to take care
of this. Anything happens,
give them my name.
771
00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:13,854
It's okay. Fine.
Have a nice time.
772
00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:16,857
Thanks a lot for taking care of things.
My pleasure, my pleasure.
773
00:46:22,822 --> 00:46:25,949
[SINGING DION & THE BELMONTS'
"RUNAROUND SUE"]
774
00:46:58,441 --> 00:46:59,774
Come on, come on,
come on.
775
00:46:59,942 --> 00:47:02,819
Come on.
This one is for Tubby's.
776
00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:08,200
Gentlemen,
let's spike the punch.
777
00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:09,868
[ZIPPERS OPENING]
778
00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:34,142
Hey, can I help you?
779
00:47:34,310 --> 00:47:36,895
This is the punch for the Beverly
Hills Residents' Association.
780
00:47:37,063 --> 00:47:40,065
Name?
No name. Just punch.
781
00:47:43,236 --> 00:47:44,945
Don't drink the punch.
782
00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:47,864
Hey, don't drink the punch.
783
00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:50,242
Don't drink the punch, man.
784
00:47:54,830 --> 00:47:56,915
You little son of a bitch.
785
00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:01,461
Hey, you thirsty?
Why don't you have some punch?
786
00:48:02,421 --> 00:48:04,381
Stay away from the punch.
787
00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:08,885
Like some more?
No, thanks, it's fine.
788
00:48:09,053 --> 00:48:11,721
Well, trick or treat.
789
00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:13,306
You're already a treat.
790
00:48:13,474 --> 00:48:15,642
You're already a trick.
791
00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:20,772
This doesn't taste right.
Yeah, it's good.
792
00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:22,357
No, it's not right.
793
00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:24,943
My dick is in the punch!
794
00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:29,656
I've had this taste in my mouth before.
It tastes all right to me.
795
00:48:30,783 --> 00:48:32,993
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hi, hi.
796
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:36,162
Little bastards.
I'm just gonna ignore them.
797
00:48:36,330 --> 00:48:40,292
I'm not paying attention to them.
There's a young man out there.
798
00:48:40,668 --> 00:48:42,711
My dick! My dick!
799
00:48:42,878 --> 00:48:46,214
I believe he's looking
for somebody called Dick.
800
00:48:46,382 --> 00:48:49,134
Is there a Dick here?
801
00:48:49,302 --> 00:48:53,388
I've got it, Nevans. It's spiked.
They've spiked the punch.
802
00:48:53,556 --> 00:48:56,308
NEVANS:
Thorny, get those officers.
803
00:48:57,018 --> 00:48:58,810
JACQUELINE:
Now, I know this taste.
804
00:49:01,022 --> 00:49:03,315
Yeah, yeah, yeah. My dick.
805
00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:05,775
What seems to be
the problem, ma'am?
806
00:49:06,110 --> 00:49:08,862
Officer, taste this.
Taste this.
807
00:49:09,030 --> 00:49:11,239
Tell me what you think.
808
00:49:18,581 --> 00:49:22,584
Does have a little wang in it.
Good, though.
809
00:49:22,752 --> 00:49:25,253
Excuse me.
Mind if I have some more?
810
00:49:25,421 --> 00:49:27,505
No, no, please.
Thank you.
811
00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:29,841
Help yourself. Come on, Nevans.
812
00:49:30,009 --> 00:49:32,510
Try and get a piece of fruit there.
813
00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:35,180
You've gotta be
very careful, Dudley.
814
00:49:35,348 --> 00:49:37,641
You're a marked man.
I'll be fine.
815
00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:39,309
They're envious of you.
816
00:49:40,519 --> 00:49:42,896
Which trick should I do?
They're all so good.
817
00:49:43,064 --> 00:49:45,273
Well, stick to your music, dear.
818
00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:48,360
[BOTH SINGING]
819
00:49:55,326 --> 00:49:56,993
Watch the road.
820
00:50:01,707 --> 00:50:04,751
After the talent contest,
I want you to go right home.
821
00:50:04,919 --> 00:50:07,462
I'm gonna drop you
at the rear entrance.
822
00:50:10,257 --> 00:50:13,009
ANNOUNCER [ON RADIO]:
With more atomic power,
"In the Midnight Hour."
823
00:50:13,219 --> 00:50:16,221
[WILSON PICKETT'S
"IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR"
PLAYS ON CAR RADIO]
824
00:50:16,389 --> 00:50:20,558
Man, this sure is a funny place
to build a library.
825
00:50:20,935 --> 00:50:22,602
Yeah.
Newbomb Turk.
826
00:50:22,770 --> 00:50:26,189
You know what?
I think I heard of that guy before.
827
00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:29,526
He had something to do with
something in Beverly Hills
or something, man. Yeah.
828
00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:31,569
Maybe he's the one giving
the money to build the library.
829
00:50:31,821 --> 00:50:34,531
Yeah, you're probably right.
Hold it, man. Don't drink all that beer.
830
00:50:34,699 --> 00:50:38,159
I got you covered. Just come on.
What should we do?
831
00:50:38,327 --> 00:50:41,871
Just drive the truck through here.
I would like to get home tonight.
832
00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:43,373
Well, here goes nothing.
833
00:50:50,715 --> 00:51:03,685
That... That... That car!
834
00:51:03,853 --> 00:51:06,813
I told you not to come in here!
You killed my flowers!
835
00:51:06,981 --> 00:51:09,816
That man in the parking lot
told us to come down here.
836
00:51:10,025 --> 00:51:12,986
The man that's having
the memorial library built.
837
00:51:13,154 --> 00:51:15,321
Oh, no!
That rich guy over there.
838
00:51:15,489 --> 00:51:17,490
Who did this?
Told us about Newbomb Turk.
839
00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:19,576
Newbomb Turk did this!
840
00:51:19,744 --> 00:51:22,704
I know!
Newbomb, that asshole!
841
00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:25,957
[WHISTLING]
842
00:51:26,125 --> 00:51:28,168
JANE:
Oh, Dudley.
843
00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:31,379
Dudley, come here.
We want to show you
something.
844
00:51:32,173 --> 00:51:34,090
I... I... I...
CHEETAH: Dudley, come over here.
845
00:51:34,258 --> 00:51:36,134
Come on.
846
00:51:36,302 --> 00:51:38,720
Dudley, I want to
show you something.
847
00:51:38,888 --> 00:51:43,391
Come here, Dudley.
I want to show you something.
Come here.
848
00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:46,978
[PANTING]
849
00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:49,814
JANE:
Dudley, look.
850
00:51:50,441 --> 00:51:53,067
[GASPING]
851
00:51:55,404 --> 00:51:57,155
Dudley, are you okay?
852
00:51:57,323 --> 00:51:59,324
Oh, yes.
Oh, good.
853
00:52:00,743 --> 00:52:03,578
It's gonna be all right.
854
00:52:03,746 --> 00:52:05,497
Newbomb, is that you again?
855
00:52:05,664 --> 00:52:07,582
Yeah, Dudley. Sorry.
Nothing personal.
856
00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:09,334
I understand, I think.
857
00:52:09,502 --> 00:52:11,836
Please be careful with the cape.
I will.
858
00:52:12,004 --> 00:52:14,756
It's rented.
TARZAN: Have a beer, buddy.
859
00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:17,801
I hope you win the contest.
860
00:52:17,968 --> 00:52:20,345
Thanks, Dud, that's sweet.
Watch your head, bye.
861
00:52:22,932 --> 00:52:24,015
Well done, ladies.
862
00:52:24,183 --> 00:52:27,519
[SINGING DION & THE BELMONTS'
"I WONDER WHY"]
863
00:52:41,659 --> 00:52:43,451
Uh-uh, I...
Hey, hey, hey.
864
00:52:43,619 --> 00:52:45,328
You can do it.
865
00:52:45,913 --> 00:52:47,747
I can do it.
866
00:52:48,415 --> 00:52:50,041
My boy.
867
00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:09,519
Hello? One, two?
868
00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:11,187
SHIRLEY [ON TAPE]:
Did you hear about Jean Friedman?
869
00:53:11,355 --> 00:53:14,399
She had an abortion in Tijuana.
870
00:53:14,567 --> 00:53:16,609
They're talking about
my daughter!
871
00:53:16,777 --> 00:53:20,697
BRENDA: I'm not surprised.
I heard she gave half the
football team the clap.
872
00:53:20,865 --> 00:53:23,449
SHIRLEY:
They were playing
like it last week too.
873
00:53:23,617 --> 00:53:26,494
NEWBOMB: That was
Brenda and Shirley Weintraub,
the Iron Box Twins,
874
00:53:26,662 --> 00:53:29,914
coming to you live from the
ladies' room at Tubby's Drive-In
this Halloween night.
875
00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:41,134
But I cannot function
without my glasses or my puffer.
876
00:53:41,302 --> 00:53:43,303
Dudley, would you
just relax and stay put?
877
00:53:43,470 --> 00:53:45,305
I'll be back in a few minutes
with my rail job.
878
00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:47,473
Don't forget me.
I won't forget you.
879
00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:49,601
Just stay put.
Because I'm a little scared.
880
00:53:49,768 --> 00:53:52,979
There's nothing
to be scared of. Stay put.
881
00:54:01,113 --> 00:54:05,116
So let's welcome, please, um...
882
00:54:05,284 --> 00:54:07,327
He's a wonderful one-armed...
883
00:54:07,953 --> 00:54:10,330
Uh, one-armed violinist.
884
00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:13,333
Mr...
885
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,002
Mr. Sasha Du... Da...
886
00:54:16,170 --> 00:54:20,882
Mr. Sasha Dabinsky, the one-armed
violinist. Let's welcome him.
887
00:54:30,851 --> 00:54:35,229
I presume that must be...
Well... The one-armed violinist.
888
00:54:35,397 --> 00:54:38,358
[PLAYING PIANO]
889
00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:50,870
[PIANO AND VIOLIN PLAYING]
890
00:55:05,427 --> 00:55:09,222
It's impossible!
He grabbed it with his dick!
891
00:55:09,932 --> 00:55:12,183
JACK:
Stop applauding! Stop applauding!
892
00:55:14,436 --> 00:55:16,270
Stop applauding!
893
00:55:17,022 --> 00:55:20,233
Making fun of handicapped people...
Excuse me.
894
00:55:20,401 --> 00:55:23,778
Making fun of handicapped people
is not my idea of a joke.
895
00:55:23,946 --> 00:55:26,990
There may be people laughing,
but I'm telling you, we can fight.
896
00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:31,119
They may be laughing now,
but they'll be laughing out the other
side of their faces in the morning
897
00:55:31,286 --> 00:55:35,331
when we start tearing down that
social disease of Beverly Hills!
898
00:55:35,499 --> 00:55:38,251
Tubby's is gonna be torn down!
He grabbed it with his dick!
899
00:55:38,752 --> 00:55:40,878
I beg your pardon, sir.
900
00:55:41,213 --> 00:55:43,256
[MOANING]
901
00:55:43,424 --> 00:55:45,717
JACQUELINE:
I miss your big Buick.
902
00:55:45,884 --> 00:55:48,928
[LOUIE ARMSTRONG'S "HELLO
DOLLY" PLAYS ON CAR RADIO]
903
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,815
Oh, that's great.
Here.
904
00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:06,195
Oh, I love it.
905
00:56:09,158 --> 00:56:12,452
God, you feel great.
Don't mess my hair up, though.
906
00:56:12,619 --> 00:56:14,746
NEVANS:
Honey, I didn't touch your hair.
907
00:56:17,624 --> 00:56:20,209
Oh, shit.
Hello?
908
00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:24,297
Hello. Oh, hello. Excuse me,
I'm lost. Could you show me
the way to the dance?
909
00:56:24,590 --> 00:56:27,258
It's way over there.
Yes, over that way.
910
00:56:27,426 --> 00:56:30,136
Mrs. Friedman?
Mrs. Friedman!
911
00:56:30,304 --> 00:56:33,097
Oh, Dudley, you...
DUDLEY: Hello.
912
00:56:34,224 --> 00:56:37,393
JACQUELINE: Get my clothes.
Oh, shit.
913
00:56:37,561 --> 00:56:39,353
Look. We're all in our underwear.
914
00:56:39,563 --> 00:56:43,066
You know, I'm a real nice girl.
I've got the best reputation
in our high school.
915
00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:45,485
I heard about
your reputation.
916
00:56:47,738 --> 00:56:51,074
[SINGING ROSIE & THE ORIGINALS'
"ANGEL BABY"]
917
00:57:16,308 --> 00:57:17,558
WOMAN:
Mike, I can't do it.
918
00:57:17,726 --> 00:57:19,602
SHORTY:
That's all right.
You can't get pregnant this way.
919
00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:22,396
WOMAN: I'm not that type of girl.
SHORTY: You can't get pregnant.
920
00:57:22,564 --> 00:57:24,107
WOMAN: Okay. Okay.
SHORTY: Right there.
921
00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:27,026
How's that? How's that?
SHORTY: Faster! Faster!
922
00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:29,445
Oh, God!
It's caught in the zipper!
923
00:57:29,613 --> 00:57:31,155
No! Get away!
924
00:57:31,323 --> 00:57:34,700
Oh, don't touch it!
Don't touch it! Let it go down!
925
00:57:34,868 --> 00:57:37,245
I gotta wait.
No, I just gotta wait till
the swelling goes down!
926
00:57:40,249 --> 00:57:43,918
Dark, you are like a dead putz.
I mean, this is a party.
927
00:57:44,086 --> 00:57:47,922
We're supposed to have fun, music,
pastrami. What's wrong with you?
928
00:57:48,090 --> 00:57:52,260
Turk, come over here. Now, he
happens to be very hysterically funny.
929
00:57:52,427 --> 00:57:54,637
I put him right up there
with Steve and Eydie.
930
00:57:54,805 --> 00:58:00,309
He has more talent in his little pinkie
than you have in your whole pinkie.
931
00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:03,521
Why don't you just go blow?
I mean, you make me nauseous.
932
00:58:03,689 --> 00:58:07,400
High school girls.
I should have known better.
933
00:58:07,776 --> 00:58:09,277
Humpf.
934
00:58:10,445 --> 00:58:14,407
You know, you have
impeccable taste.
935
00:58:14,575 --> 00:58:18,327
Listen, I'm having
a party at my house. Uh...
936
00:58:18,495 --> 00:58:20,496
You wanna take me?
937
00:58:24,668 --> 00:58:26,043
To the pie wagon.
938
00:58:26,211 --> 00:58:31,883
DR. J. [ON RADIO]:
On a beautiful Halloween night,
1965, with Dr. J. On the burner!
939
00:58:32,050 --> 00:58:35,636
[PEGGY MARCH'S
"I WILL FOLLOW HIM" PLAYS]
940
00:58:54,615 --> 00:58:57,033
Go. Go.
Okay.
941
00:59:05,209 --> 00:59:07,627
Oh, Turk. Turk.
942
00:59:09,254 --> 00:59:11,464
Oh, Turk. Turk, I'm ready.
943
00:59:11,882 --> 00:59:13,674
Come here, Turk.
944
00:59:13,842 --> 00:59:15,801
This is just like
in the movies.
945
00:59:15,969 --> 00:59:19,597
Oh, I'm wearing my mother's
musk-scent perfume.
946
00:59:19,765 --> 00:59:22,934
Oh, Turk. Turk,
come back here.
947
00:59:23,101 --> 00:59:25,728
Come on, before I lose
the feeling, Turk.
948
00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:28,231
Turk, come on.
949
00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:31,150
Turk? Turk?
950
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:34,153
Come on, Turk. Come back here.
951
00:59:34,321 --> 00:59:35,738
Come on.
Um...
952
00:59:36,865 --> 00:59:39,909
Come on, Turk.
What?
953
00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:42,620
It's not right.
What?
954
00:59:42,788 --> 00:59:44,247
It's not right.
What's not right?
955
00:59:44,414 --> 00:59:47,291
The mood's not right.
What do you mean?
956
00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:50,670
What do you mean? I'm in the mood!
I'm ready. I'm hot. I'm ready to go.
957
00:59:51,004 --> 00:59:53,965
Come on! I'm all hot and bothered!
Are you kidding me?
958
00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:56,509
Turk! Did you come?
959
00:59:56,969 --> 00:59:58,552
Turk. Turk.
960
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:01,514
What?
Did you come?
961
01:00:02,224 --> 01:00:03,766
A little.
A little?
962
01:00:03,934 --> 01:00:05,893
What do you mean?
Either you came or you didn't!
963
01:00:06,103 --> 01:00:07,728
Did you come or not?
I came.
964
01:00:07,896 --> 01:00:10,606
Oh, my God. I'm so embarrassed.
I came. I came.
965
01:00:10,774 --> 01:00:14,235
Give me my shirt back. Oh, my God!
You came! I can't believe it!
966
01:00:14,403 --> 01:00:17,238
You are so immature.
I am not immature!
967
01:00:17,406 --> 01:00:20,074
I came. It happens.
I'm sorry it happened.
968
01:00:20,242 --> 01:00:22,743
Who does it happen to?
It's all very personal.
969
01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:27,456
I'm glad I came. You know that?
I'm glad I came. I really am.
970
01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:29,041
God, are you
something!
971
01:00:30,669 --> 01:00:32,420
SMITTY:
This is the engine of the future.
972
01:00:32,587 --> 01:00:34,630
In a VW.
973
01:00:34,798 --> 01:00:36,465
Funny.
974
01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:39,093
MAN 1:
There's only six of those
in the country.
975
01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:41,929
MAN 2:
Yeah, but Nader's gonna stop
all this. There won't be no more.
976
01:00:42,097 --> 01:00:43,723
MAN 1:
Yeah, I'm afraid you're right.
977
01:00:43,890 --> 01:00:47,560
If that's Sharon, tell her I've gone.
978
01:00:47,728 --> 01:00:50,771
Guys, let's do this another night.
JIMMY: Kiss my ass.
979
01:00:51,148 --> 01:00:52,440
SMITTY:
He's already gone.
980
01:00:54,276 --> 01:00:55,943
You sure you
wanna see this?
981
01:00:56,111 --> 01:00:57,862
What, are you crazy?
Come on.
982
01:00:58,030 --> 01:00:59,822
TONY:
Let's do it.
983
01:01:01,616 --> 01:01:04,452
[ALL MURMURING]
984
01:01:21,636 --> 01:01:23,763
Is this piss yellow?
985
01:01:27,142 --> 01:01:29,310
That's Tony Nancy
yellow.
986
01:01:30,395 --> 01:01:32,605
Hey, Jimmy, check this out.
987
01:01:36,151 --> 01:01:39,111
Laz was over here today
rubbing this thing out.
988
01:01:39,279 --> 01:01:41,614
His back went,
and Al came in and finished it.
989
01:01:41,782 --> 01:01:43,616
Hey, he did a good job.
990
01:01:44,076 --> 01:01:47,411
Phew. Man.
Hey, who put the tune on it?
991
01:01:47,579 --> 01:01:50,664
MAN 1: Fiasco.
MAN 2: Boy, does it run sweet.
992
01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:53,626
Tony, what about
that other thing?
993
01:01:54,044 --> 01:01:55,669
TONY:
What other thing?
994
01:01:56,088 --> 01:01:59,090
You know. The thing.
995
01:02:00,759 --> 01:02:02,802
Hey, what's the deal?
996
01:02:03,011 --> 01:02:06,305
It's a little going-away present,
Jim, from the Knights
997
01:02:06,473 --> 01:02:08,682
and the guys here at the shop,
they all chipped in.
998
01:02:12,104 --> 01:02:13,771
Junior put it in.
999
01:02:16,775 --> 01:02:20,945
[THE MAMAS & PAPAS'
"CALIFORNIA DREAMIN"'
PLAYS ON CAR RADIO]
1000
01:02:49,808 --> 01:02:54,562
Ahead of the headlines, this is
the 1 a.m. Edition of KBLA News,
1001
01:02:54,729 --> 01:02:58,023
presented by the car
of the future, Studebaker.
1002
01:02:59,568 --> 01:03:03,946
MAN: Come on, come on.
Let's get those tires in the van
and let's split, brother.
1003
01:03:04,114 --> 01:03:07,450
[♪♪♪]
1004
01:03:09,202 --> 01:03:12,788
We'll never get back by 2, man.
Forget it.
1005
01:03:15,959 --> 01:03:19,211
Damn, look at your car.
Where the hell are my tires?
1006
01:03:21,423 --> 01:03:22,756
Get them!
1007
01:03:28,597 --> 01:03:32,558
[THE BYRDS' "MR. TAMBOURINE
MAN" PLAYS ON TV]
1008
01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:37,021
Why do these guys singing
rock 'n' roll have to wear
those kind of glasses?
1009
01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:40,858
God, it's gonna be weird
living back in New York.
1010
01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:44,695
What's wrong, Suzie?
Duke getting you crazy?
1011
01:03:45,489 --> 01:03:46,989
I don't know.
1012
01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:49,742
He go to the dance
without you?
1013
01:03:50,577 --> 01:03:53,913
I guess so.
That's the way it goes.
1014
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:57,791
Yeah. He'll probably be back later
when I close the place
and have a beer.
1015
01:03:57,959 --> 01:04:00,419
Guy's being tough
on you, huh?
1016
01:04:02,839 --> 01:04:05,132
What time's the screen test
tomorrow?
1017
01:04:05,592 --> 01:04:06,926
Seven.
1018
01:04:07,093 --> 01:04:09,929
Don't let it bother you.
Be good tomorrow.
1019
01:04:10,764 --> 01:04:12,556
Thanks.
1020
01:04:16,144 --> 01:04:18,437
SMITTY:
Hey, Jimmy, what time do you
have to leave tomorrow?
1021
01:04:18,605 --> 01:04:19,939
I gotta be up at 6.
1022
01:04:20,106 --> 01:04:22,191
Dee Dee's waiting for me.
I gotta get over there.
1023
01:04:22,359 --> 01:04:25,945
She's cooked a roast. We're gonna
drink a bottle of champagne.
1024
01:04:26,112 --> 01:04:28,697
We'll go to Santa Monica pier
and watch the sun come up.
1025
01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:32,701
SMITTY:
Hey, that sounds like
pretty romantic stuff to me.
1026
01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:35,871
Hey, I remember one time,
I was in Okinawa.
1027
01:04:36,081 --> 01:04:38,332
Me and this buddy of mine
named Grease...
1028
01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:40,292
Best damn mechanic
I ever seen.
1029
01:04:40,460 --> 01:04:43,879
Anyway, me and Grease took this
Thunderbolt engine out of a crate,
1030
01:04:44,047 --> 01:04:46,924
modified that son of a bitch
and put it in a little jeep.
1031
01:04:47,133 --> 01:04:49,426
I mean, they was having
a parade that day.
1032
01:04:49,594 --> 01:04:52,471
I mean, MacArthur and his whole
hot-damn staff were there, man.
1033
01:04:52,639 --> 01:04:55,140
Anyway, me and this Grease
got in that jeep
1034
01:04:55,308 --> 01:04:57,768
and we blew by that parade.
Oh, shit, man.
1035
01:04:57,936 --> 01:05:02,106
It must've been 150 miles an hour.
MPs are still looking for us.
1036
01:05:02,274 --> 01:05:06,193
They found the jeep.
They only suspected it was us.
1037
01:05:06,403 --> 01:05:07,903
What happened
to Grease?
1038
01:05:08,071 --> 01:05:12,783
That son of a bitch got drunk
and drove a command car
into an ammo dump
1039
01:05:12,951 --> 01:05:16,245
and the whole thing went up,
and they never did find nothing.
1040
01:05:17,455 --> 01:05:19,623
War's funny, huh?
1041
01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:27,381
Hey, listen. I wanna
say something. Um...
1042
01:05:30,385 --> 01:05:32,845
If something happens to me
while I'm gone...
1043
01:05:33,013 --> 01:05:34,888
I don't know,
anything.
1044
01:05:35,765 --> 01:05:39,226
- I don't want that the car should...
1045
01:05:39,394 --> 01:05:42,980
Well, Dee Dee wouldn't know
what to do with it and...
1046
01:05:43,148 --> 01:05:47,568
I want the car should go to the club.
You know, all the guys.
1047
01:05:47,736 --> 01:05:49,737
Hell, that was the big one.
1048
01:05:49,904 --> 01:05:51,447
Vietnam's nothing like that.
1049
01:05:51,615 --> 01:05:53,907
I know, I know, I know,
but I'm just saying,
just in case.
1050
01:05:54,075 --> 01:05:57,244
Hey, listen,
nothing's gonna happen.
Let's get some beers.
1051
01:05:57,454 --> 01:06:01,206
[THE MAMAS & PAPAS'
"CALIFORNIA DREAMIN"'
PLAYS ON CAR RADIO]
1052
01:06:09,507 --> 01:06:14,303
This is Dr. J. On KBLA,
the boss with the hot sauce.
I'm gonna tell you something.
1053
01:06:14,512 --> 01:06:15,971
This is for lovers only.
1054
01:06:16,139 --> 01:06:18,349
This is for everybody
up on Mulholland Drive.
1055
01:06:18,516 --> 01:06:20,017
I want you to do me a favor.
1056
01:06:20,185 --> 01:06:22,353
I want you to put one hand
on the radio
1057
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:25,272
and the other hand
wherever you feel it should be.
1058
01:06:25,732 --> 01:06:29,610
And that's exactly where you're
putting me on Halloween night, 1965.
1059
01:06:29,778 --> 01:06:31,236
For lovers only.
1060
01:06:31,404 --> 01:06:33,947
[THE DRIFTERS'
"UNDER THE BOARDWALK" PLAYS]
1061
01:06:34,115 --> 01:06:35,824
[WHISPERS]
We'll never make it back.
1062
01:06:36,034 --> 01:06:37,868
It's after 1:00.
1063
01:06:38,953 --> 01:06:42,581
[SINGING
"UNDER THE BOARDWALK"]
1064
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:48,754
Hey, how you doing?
1065
01:06:54,427 --> 01:06:56,428
See if they'll help us.
1066
01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:07,648
How you doing, Mrs. Johnson?
Maybe these guys will help us.
1067
01:07:07,816 --> 01:07:09,274
Hey, let's ask them.
1068
01:07:10,068 --> 01:07:14,697
Hey, what's going on?
We need you guys to do us a favor.
1069
01:07:14,864 --> 01:07:18,992
We're trying to get into
this car gang in Beverly Hills.
1070
01:07:19,202 --> 01:07:22,496
They dropped us here,
took our clothes and left us
four spare tires.
1071
01:07:22,664 --> 01:07:25,541
We gotta get to Hollywood by 2:00.
It's an initiation.
1072
01:07:25,709 --> 01:07:29,044
But we need a dedication in that
record store from the disc jockey.
1073
01:07:29,212 --> 01:07:31,547
You guys gotta do us a big favor
and make a dedication.
1074
01:07:31,715 --> 01:07:33,924
Okay. What you want?
PLEDGE: The song is "Heat Wave."
1075
01:07:34,092 --> 01:07:37,261
Gotta get it on by 2:00, and if you can,
try to get him to say something like,
1076
01:07:37,429 --> 01:07:39,263
"To anyone who
ever cruises Tubby's."
1077
01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:41,348
Right.
Tubby's, huh?
1078
01:07:41,516 --> 01:07:44,935
Tubby's, all right?
"Cruises Tubby's," all right?
1079
01:07:45,145 --> 01:07:50,315
My brother Willy T. Here has the best.
PLEDGE: We kind of gotta go.
1080
01:07:50,525 --> 01:07:54,361
If you're ever in the neighborhood,
come on over for lox and bagels.
1081
01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:56,447
You cats smoke any of
this shit before?
1082
01:07:56,656 --> 01:07:59,742
Oh, yeah, we smoke
that stuff all the time.
1083
01:08:01,035 --> 01:08:02,953
Check this out, man.
1084
01:08:03,163 --> 01:08:06,206
WILLY T:
That'll put a hem in
your dress. You'll love it.
1085
01:08:06,416 --> 01:08:07,916
It is a killer.
1086
01:08:12,297 --> 01:08:14,381
PLEDGE: Hold it in, right?
Hold it in.
1087
01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:16,258
It's a killer, isn't it?
1088
01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:17,926
[COUGHING]
1089
01:08:18,303 --> 01:08:22,139
[SINGING
"UNDER THE BOARDWALK"]
1090
01:08:43,828 --> 01:08:46,663
[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
1091
01:08:55,715 --> 01:08:57,549
Give me a hit of that, man.
1092
01:08:59,636 --> 01:09:02,763
DR. J. [ON RADIO]:
From the desert to the sea, soulfully.
1093
01:09:03,223 --> 01:09:06,934
[THE FOUR SEASONS' "BIG GIRLS
DON'T CRY" PLAYS ON SPEAKER]
1094
01:09:07,101 --> 01:09:09,812
Please let me hold you.
No, I'm all right.
1095
01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:13,440
No, you're not. What you need is
a good hot sauna and a massage.
1096
01:09:13,608 --> 01:09:15,150
Yeah, maybe you're right.
1097
01:09:15,318 --> 01:09:18,946
And you're not mad no more?
No. No, I'm all right.
1098
01:09:20,448 --> 01:09:25,160
SCHROEDER [ON POLICE RADIO]:
One more call about those Knights,
your ass is in the meat grinder.
1099
01:09:25,912 --> 01:09:29,748
Listen, I don't know what
you've been doing all night,
1100
01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:33,752
but you're gonna have the lieutenant
all over your butts tomorrow.
1101
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:36,338
There was a kidnapping
at the pep rally.
1102
01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:40,551
And somebody farted their way
around the gym at show time.
1103
01:09:40,718 --> 01:09:44,638
Then you two end up assaulting
an honor student.
1104
01:09:44,806 --> 01:09:48,976
Then the lawn over at
the country club dance was torn up.
1105
01:09:49,143 --> 01:09:52,104
Somebody urinated
in the refreshments,
1106
01:09:52,272 --> 01:09:55,274
played a lewd recording
over the PA.
1107
01:09:55,441 --> 01:09:58,902
Then somebody went on-stage
and stuck his finger out
1108
01:09:59,070 --> 01:10:01,613
in place of his dick or something.
1109
01:10:01,781 --> 01:10:04,491
I've never seen anybody
as asleep at the wheel
1110
01:10:04,659 --> 01:10:08,161
as you two have been tonight.
Now, wake up!
1111
01:10:08,371 --> 01:10:10,455
You get it?
1112
01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:14,710
[HORN HONKS]
1113
01:10:14,878 --> 01:10:18,547
Hey, Newbomb,
where's your El Camino?
1114
01:10:20,425 --> 01:10:22,676
Asshole.
That guy is such an asshole.
1115
01:10:22,886 --> 01:10:24,636
[HONKING]
1116
01:10:24,804 --> 01:10:26,263
BIMBEAU:
What the hell did you say?
1117
01:10:27,390 --> 01:10:29,057
What the hell did you say?!
1118
01:10:29,726 --> 01:10:32,561
I said, "It's cold. Brrr.
Real cold."
1119
01:10:33,855 --> 01:10:35,439
That son of a bitch.
1120
01:10:35,857 --> 01:10:39,067
He usually goes to the can about now.
I got an idea.
1121
01:10:39,277 --> 01:10:41,111
I got an idea. I'm gonna
get this asshole.
1122
01:10:41,279 --> 01:10:43,697
Shorty! I'll really
get this asshole.
1123
01:10:43,865 --> 01:10:46,408
Tarzan. Tarzan,
come here for a second.
1124
01:10:46,576 --> 01:10:49,912
Listen, go to the head.
Take a roll of toilet paper.
Shove it all the way in.
1125
01:10:50,079 --> 01:10:51,955
Stuff it up.
I don't want anything
coming up.
1126
01:10:52,123 --> 01:10:55,292
You got your screwdriver? Got it?
Yeah, I got it.
1127
01:10:55,460 --> 01:10:59,129
Go to Brother Earle's
and get a potato,
an unpeeled potato.
1128
01:11:05,219 --> 01:11:06,678
Hey, dumb-ass,
get over there!
1129
01:11:06,846 --> 01:11:08,472
What the hell...?
I want to get a chip.
1130
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:10,390
You got this crap
all over me.
1131
01:11:10,558 --> 01:11:13,769
You want a chip?
Here's a damn chip.
1132
01:11:21,152 --> 01:11:22,694
Hey, Iron Box!
1133
01:11:25,698 --> 01:11:28,408
Don't you think I'd look good
in a mustache?
1134
01:11:28,576 --> 01:11:30,744
Yeah. You'd look better
than good.
1135
01:11:30,912 --> 01:11:35,082
You'd look perfect,
like a perfect horse's ass.
1136
01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:37,626
You're just jealous,
that's all.
1137
01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:40,212
I'm gonna go take a whiz.
1138
01:11:40,421 --> 01:11:43,090
Just make sure you wash
your hands, all right?
1139
01:11:44,384 --> 01:11:47,552
Just don't slam the door, okay?
You're gonna spill my milk.
1140
01:12:04,946 --> 01:12:08,699
[THE DEL-VIKINGS'
"COME GO WITH ME" PLAYS]
1141
01:12:19,002 --> 01:12:20,877
Clark...
1142
01:13:00,793 --> 01:13:02,669
Oh, shit!
1143
01:13:40,124 --> 01:13:42,709
Holy shit.
1144
01:13:48,549 --> 01:13:50,550
Come on, hurry. Hurry!
1145
01:13:55,348 --> 01:13:57,474
This one's for Tubby's.
1146
01:14:04,774 --> 01:14:07,692
"Where's your El Camino?
Where's your El Camino?"
1147
01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:09,903
Officer Bimbeau!
1148
01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:23,375
Oh! Oh...
1149
01:14:23,543 --> 01:14:26,711
Oh, shit! Hey, Clark!
1150
01:14:26,879 --> 01:14:28,588
Clark!
1151
01:14:29,215 --> 01:14:30,549
Hey!
1152
01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:37,430
Clark! Clark!
1153
01:14:38,307 --> 01:14:40,684
Bimbeau? Bimbeau!
BIMBEAU: Clark, come on!
1154
01:14:40,852 --> 01:14:43,270
I'm in here!
What's going on? What?
1155
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:44,938
I'm locked in here!
1156
01:14:45,148 --> 01:14:47,732
Okay. All right.
Get back, Bimbeau!
1157
01:14:47,942 --> 01:14:49,276
[GUNSHOTS]
1158
01:14:49,443 --> 01:14:52,112
Clark! Clark!
1159
01:14:55,116 --> 01:14:57,284
Clark! You asshole!
1160
01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:03,498
Clark!
Get up there.
1161
01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:07,335
What's the matter with you?
What the hell were you doing?
1162
01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:10,338
I gotta get my shoe!
Get your shoe!
1163
01:15:11,841 --> 01:15:13,466
Look at my new shoes!
1164
01:15:13,676 --> 01:15:15,093
WHEATLY:
You look wonderful.
1165
01:15:15,261 --> 01:15:17,470
NEWBOMB:
That was funny. That was real funny.
1166
01:15:19,098 --> 01:15:22,559
It was wonderful. It was just...
It was great.
1167
01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:25,896
[CHATTERING]
1168
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:02,807
Help! Help! Help!
1169
01:16:07,521 --> 01:16:11,316
Get back! Give him air!
1170
01:16:11,525 --> 01:16:15,278
Shut up! Shut your mouth!
This punk is drunk!
1171
01:16:15,488 --> 01:16:17,572
Get your ass up!
He's not drunk.
1172
01:16:17,740 --> 01:16:20,575
He's the honor student.
He's having an epileptic fit!
1173
01:16:20,785 --> 01:16:24,120
Do something!
A fit? Put something in his mouth.
1174
01:16:24,288 --> 01:16:27,207
He'd swallow his tongue.
Shove the nightstick in his mouth.
1175
01:16:27,416 --> 01:16:28,917
No! No! No!
1176
01:16:29,126 --> 01:16:31,461
No! No! No!
I'm fine. I'm all right.
1177
01:16:31,671 --> 01:16:33,713
He's up! It's a miracle!
1178
01:16:38,594 --> 01:16:40,845
[SINGING "SWING LOW,
SWEET CHARIOT"]
1179
01:16:44,976 --> 01:16:48,895
Your lights. Your lights.
You didn't turn on your lights.
Your lights. Your lights.
1180
01:16:55,528 --> 01:16:58,280
Now look what you did.
Look what you did.
1181
01:16:58,447 --> 01:17:01,616
What? What in the hell
are you talking...?
1182
01:17:01,784 --> 01:17:04,869
Why are you riding shotgun for?
I'm not driving. You are.
1183
01:17:05,079 --> 01:17:06,496
You go to sleep in the back seat.
1184
01:17:06,664 --> 01:17:09,040
You're supposed to be watching out!
Let me drive!
1185
01:17:09,250 --> 01:17:12,419
[♪♪♪]
1186
01:17:18,217 --> 01:17:19,551
Blow him away.
1187
01:17:28,102 --> 01:17:29,477
Go!
1188
01:17:53,878 --> 01:17:57,505
[THE CHIFFONS'
"HE'S SO FINE" PLAYS]
1189
01:18:05,890 --> 01:18:08,892
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
1190
01:18:09,810 --> 01:18:12,062
Way to go, weenie!
1191
01:18:12,271 --> 01:18:13,938
JIMMY:
Hey.
1192
01:18:14,732 --> 01:18:17,442
Take care of this
until I get back home, okay?
1193
01:18:19,153 --> 01:18:21,738
For me?
Well, you earned it.
1194
01:18:22,323 --> 01:18:26,117
Put it on, man.
Thanks, man.
1195
01:18:37,797 --> 01:18:40,215
What about the pledges
we left in Watts?
1196
01:18:40,424 --> 01:18:42,342
What about those guys?
Where are they?
1197
01:18:42,551 --> 01:18:45,553
It's 2:00 in the morning.
Maybe we should go get them.
1198
01:18:45,763 --> 01:18:47,305
Wait. We're...?
1199
01:18:47,473 --> 01:18:49,974
We're going to go to Watts
1200
01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:53,853
at 2:00 in the morning?
1201
01:19:00,277 --> 01:19:01,903
Let's go.
1202
01:19:03,197 --> 01:19:06,324
Ah, what the hell. Hey, everybody!
Beer's on the house!
1203
01:19:06,492 --> 01:19:09,285
What are they gonna do,
close us down, Smitty?
1204
01:19:09,453 --> 01:19:13,456
[THE SUPREMES'
"I HEAR A SYMPHONY" PLAYS]
1205
01:19:13,624 --> 01:19:15,500
How was the dance?
1206
01:19:16,127 --> 01:19:18,253
I don't know. I didn't go.
1207
01:19:20,423 --> 01:19:22,257
Where you been?
1208
01:19:22,425 --> 01:19:24,300
Out there.
1209
01:19:27,513 --> 01:19:30,140
How was it?
It's okay.
1210
01:19:31,434 --> 01:19:33,435
Don't shut me out.
1211
01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:41,776
Hey, you know, I can handle
blowing the screen test...
1212
01:19:45,948 --> 01:19:48,032
as long as I don't
blow it with you.
1213
01:19:52,163 --> 01:19:55,582
I just gotta say
I was there.
1214
01:19:57,168 --> 01:20:00,920
I'm just asking you
for a chance to fail.
1215
01:20:05,301 --> 01:20:07,218
Listen...
1216
01:20:08,012 --> 01:20:10,638
I'm not afraid
of you failing.
1217
01:20:11,348 --> 01:20:13,558
But, uh...
1218
01:20:14,143 --> 01:20:17,228
I guess what I'm
really afraid of is,
1219
01:20:17,396 --> 01:20:19,189
if you make it,
1220
01:20:19,565 --> 01:20:21,691
I won't be good enough
for you.
1221
01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:26,571
I love you.
1222
01:20:43,923 --> 01:20:45,590
Crystals, baby, and "Uptown."
1223
01:20:45,758 --> 01:20:50,595
This is your brother Dr. J. On KBLA,
approaching the 2 a.m. Hour.
1224
01:20:50,763 --> 01:20:52,639
Dr. J.
DR. J: What's happening?
1225
01:20:52,806 --> 01:20:54,933
This is June Bug, Willy T.
How you doing?
1226
01:20:55,142 --> 01:20:56,851
Hey, man. What's up?
1227
01:20:57,061 --> 01:21:00,230
We got this dedication.
Some pledges on the corner...
1228
01:21:00,397 --> 01:21:01,898
Right here?
Yeah. Right there.
1229
01:21:02,107 --> 01:21:04,359
They want this on the radio?
Yeah.
1230
01:21:04,527 --> 01:21:06,653
You got it.
They requested it for a car club.
1231
01:21:06,820 --> 01:21:08,446
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna take care of it.
1232
01:21:08,656 --> 01:21:10,907
There's a place over there
on Wilshire Boulevard.
Everybody knows it.
1233
01:21:11,116 --> 01:21:15,328
It's called Tubby's Drive-In.
And you know what? Tonight is
the last night it's gonna be around.
1234
01:21:15,538 --> 01:21:18,039
They're busting it down.
Can you believe it?
1235
01:21:18,249 --> 01:21:22,293
Here's the request. There's a group
of guys out there, they got a car club.
1236
01:21:22,461 --> 01:21:24,379
They more or less own the place.
1237
01:21:24,588 --> 01:21:26,714
And it's called
the Hollywood Knights.
1238
01:21:26,882 --> 01:21:31,553
Tonight they had a bunch of pledges
come down here to get a request
on the radio, right here,
1239
01:21:31,762 --> 01:21:34,222
at exactly 2 a.m., and that's
what I'm gonna do for them.
1240
01:21:34,390 --> 01:21:38,810
I can't think of
a better way to end this show
on this Halloween night, 1965,
1241
01:21:38,978 --> 01:21:42,689
than with Martha & The Vandellas
talking about "Heat Wave."
1242
01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:46,859
[MARTHA & THE VANDELLAS'
"HEAT WAVE" PLAYS]
1243
01:21:49,363 --> 01:21:51,906
Look, the little
sons of bitches made it.
1244
01:21:52,074 --> 01:21:53,616
Kiss my ass.
1245
01:22:09,008 --> 01:22:11,301
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
1246
01:22:12,970 --> 01:22:14,637
JIMMY:
See you in spring.
1247
01:22:15,681 --> 01:22:18,641
Look out after
my old lady, huh?
1248
01:22:23,814 --> 01:22:25,440
Listen, I'm doing the right thing.
1249
01:22:27,860 --> 01:22:29,193
Be careful, huh?
1250
01:22:36,368 --> 01:22:39,495
Take care of yourself.
Don't forget to write.
1251
01:22:46,962 --> 01:22:49,964
You all right?
Yeah.
1252
01:22:52,468 --> 01:22:56,846
I'm a little scared.
Hell, who isn't?
1253
01:23:04,605 --> 01:23:06,022
You've been like a dad to me.
1254
01:23:11,070 --> 01:23:12,570
Hey, listen,
1255
01:23:12,780 --> 01:23:15,323
I don't want you
hot-rodding any jeeps.
1256
01:23:19,119 --> 01:23:20,453
[HORN HONKING]
1257
01:23:20,621 --> 01:23:22,455
That's Dee Dee.
1258
01:23:25,834 --> 01:23:27,752
I gotta go.
1259
01:23:35,094 --> 01:23:37,095
Take care.
1260
01:23:37,262 --> 01:23:39,263
Hey, I'll send you
those magazines.
1261
01:23:48,649 --> 01:23:50,525
Hey, Wheatly.
1262
01:23:50,693 --> 01:23:52,860
Halloween's over.
1263
01:23:53,028 --> 01:23:55,446
Why don't you take off the mask?
What?
1264
01:23:55,614 --> 01:23:58,199
Why don't you
bite my weenie, chump?
1265
01:23:58,409 --> 01:24:01,703
I don't know what's gonna be.
Soon I'll be going away to college.
1266
01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:03,913
I'll probably never see you again.
1267
01:24:04,081 --> 01:24:06,833
Hey, you're going
to UCLA.
1268
01:24:11,171 --> 01:24:13,756
WOMAN: Hello?
Hello, Mother?
1269
01:24:13,966 --> 01:24:15,299
This is Dudley.
Dudley!
1270
01:24:15,467 --> 01:24:19,053
Mother, I'm calling to inform you that
I'm going to be out rather late tonight.
1271
01:24:19,221 --> 01:24:23,057
You're not in bed, dear?
In fact, I might not be home at all.
1272
01:24:23,267 --> 01:24:27,353
Mother, I have an assignation
with a young lady tonight.
1273
01:24:27,521 --> 01:24:30,857
I am going to explore
the boundaries of my manhood.
1274
01:24:31,024 --> 01:24:34,444
I see, dear.
Mother, I'm going to get laid.
1275
01:24:34,653 --> 01:24:36,529
You're going to be a little late.
1276
01:24:36,697 --> 01:24:40,241
Not late, Mother. Laid. L-A-I-D.
1277
01:24:40,409 --> 01:24:45,455
The past participle
of the verb "to lay."
I'm going to screw someone.
1278
01:24:49,334 --> 01:24:52,295
Now I've got to find out how.
1279
01:24:53,464 --> 01:24:55,548
[MOANING]
1280
01:24:58,635 --> 01:25:00,136
[BURPS]
1281
01:25:00,304 --> 01:25:02,054
Excuse me.
Honey, are you okay?
1282
01:25:02,222 --> 01:25:04,557
I got a little heartburn.
1283
01:25:05,225 --> 01:25:08,436
You know, I think that somebody
did put something in that punch.
1284
01:25:08,604 --> 01:25:11,606
There was something in it.
Yeah, I think you're right.
1285
01:25:11,774 --> 01:25:16,152
Now I feel a little funny myself.
That taste keeps coming up.
1286
01:25:16,820 --> 01:25:20,031
[SINGING "YOU'VE GOT YOUR
TROUBLES (I'VE GOT MINE)"]
1287
01:25:25,078 --> 01:25:27,288
Let's go, pretty boy.
1288
01:25:27,998 --> 01:25:30,750
I guess we finally got rid
of those little pissants.
1289
01:25:30,918 --> 01:25:35,046
You bet. We really whupped
their ass tonight.
1290
01:25:38,008 --> 01:25:39,467
NEWBOMB:
Bimbeau!
1291
01:25:39,676 --> 01:25:41,761
Kiss his ass!
1292
01:25:42,805 --> 01:25:44,514
Bullshit!
1293
01:25:46,308 --> 01:25:48,100
Look out.
1294
01:25:50,771 --> 01:25:53,022
It's okay. It's okay.
1295
01:25:53,190 --> 01:25:55,233
Honey, I don't feel safe here.
1296
01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:58,236
Your husband is right
in that house. Right there.
1297
01:25:58,403 --> 01:26:01,656
Don't worry about a thing.
He's dead drunk. He's passed out.
1298
01:26:01,824 --> 01:26:04,992
It'd take an earthquake to wake
him up. Don't worry about him.
1299
01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:07,078
Don't worry about anything.
I'm not.
1300
01:26:07,246 --> 01:26:09,872
Don't worry.
I don't even care anymore.
1301
01:26:13,293 --> 01:26:15,795
[SIRENS WAILING]
1302
01:26:17,631 --> 01:26:20,424
NEWBOMB: Rock 'n' roll!
WHEATLY: Rock 'n' roll!
1303
01:26:25,806 --> 01:26:28,015
JACQUELINE:
Get out! It might explode!
1304
01:26:28,183 --> 01:26:31,435
That son of a bitch
hit this son of a bitch.
1305
01:26:31,645 --> 01:26:34,105
Clark! You're supposed
to be riding shotgun!
1306
01:26:34,273 --> 01:26:36,858
You're supposed to look out for me!
I'm looking!
1307
01:26:38,485 --> 01:26:42,196
Jacqueline? Bob?
NEVANS: Jack...
1308
01:26:42,406 --> 01:26:47,076
Honey, the strangest thing
just happened!
1309
01:26:47,244 --> 01:26:48,953
We were talking and...
1310
01:26:49,121 --> 01:26:51,163
They knocked my pants off,
and...
1311
01:26:51,331 --> 01:26:53,791
I'm going for the police
now and...
1312
01:26:54,001 --> 01:26:57,211
JACQUELINE: We were just... -
We were talking in the car.
1313
01:26:57,421 --> 01:27:00,339
Don't just stand there!
Do something!
1314
01:27:00,841 --> 01:27:03,634
I can't believe that this shit
has happened to me tonight.
1315
01:27:03,844 --> 01:27:05,469
Mrs. Friedman!
1316
01:27:06,555 --> 01:27:08,097
You assholes!
1317
01:27:08,265 --> 01:27:12,226
[BROOKLYN DREAMS'
"HOLLYWOOD KNIGHTS" PLAYS]
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