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Man: GET THIS ON THE TWIX,
WILL YOU, NELL?
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I'VE SAID IT ONCE,
I'VE SAID IT A HUNDRED TIMES!
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I KNOW, D.J.
NOW, ABOUT SEATTLE --
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DON'T MISS THE MEETING
ON THE 23rd.
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Woman: MR. MULROONEY,
- THE BOSTON PLANE IS ON TIME.
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THEN I'D BETTER BE GOING.
CAN'T KEEP THESE PEOPLE WAITING.
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HOW ABOUT
THE HENDERSON DEAL?
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I WANTED YOU TO OKAY THIS,
D.J.
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OH, NOT ANOTHER ELECTRONICS
COMPANY, PAUL.
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WELL, WE CAN PICK IT UP
FOR A SONG,
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AND SINCE WE'VE GONE
INTO PLASTICS SO HEAVILY --
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PLASTICS, TOYS,
ELECTRONICS -- WHAT NEXT?
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THERE'S ONE THING
YOU YOUNG FELLOWS
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SEEM TO FORGET --
WE ARE IN THE LUMBER BUSINESS.
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WE STARTED OUT IN LUMBER,
AND LUMBER IS STILL NUMBER ONE.
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OF COURSE, D.J.
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BUT IF IT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY,
GO AHEAD AND BUY IT.
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WELL, THANK YOU, SIR!
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OH, NOT THAT ONE, GREGG --
THE ROLLS.
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THE ROLLS -- RIGHT, SIR.
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MAY I HAVE YOUR UNDIVIDED
ATTENTION FOR 30 SECONDS?
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YES, RALPH.
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I CAN'T EMPHASIZE ENOUGH
THE SUCCESS
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OF THE SEATTLE DEAL
DEPENDS ON YOUR BEING THERE.
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WELL, I'LL DO MY BEST
TO MAKE IT,
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BUT IN CASE I MISS,
YOU'VE GOT ALL THE FACTS.
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THEY DON'T WANT ME
OR LOGAN OR WINKLER!
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THEY'VE BEEN PROMISED
D.J. MULROONEY.
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THEY WANT THAT 50,000 ACRES
OF TIMBER! THAT'S OUR BAIT!
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BUT IF YOU'RE NOT
IN SEATTLE,
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THE WHOLE DEAL
GOES DOWN THE DRAIN.
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I'LL BE THERE, RALPH.
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NOW, WILL YOU PLEASE
STOP WORRYING?
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AH, THERE SHE IS --
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AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE DAY
I FIRST BROUGHT HER HOME.
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WE HAD JUST PUT TOGETHER
THAT SAGATUCK LUMBER DEAL.
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AND ALL THE PROFITS
WENT RIGHT INTO THIS CAR.
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I REMEMBER PERFECTLY.
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THAT WAS IN THE DAYS
WHEN I ONLY HAD $1 MILLION.
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YOU STILL
HAVE TO IMPRESS PEOPLE.
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I'LL BE DOING MY OWN DRIVING.
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YES, SIR.
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SPECIAL OCCASION.
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I'M MEETING
SOME VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE.
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YOU'VE ONLY GOT A HALF AN HOUR
TO GET TO THE AIRPORT.
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DON'T WORRY, I'LL MAKE IT.
I ALWAYS DO, DON'T I?
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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FIVE MINUTES EARLY!
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WHY DON'T YOU RUN
YOUR PLANES ON TIME?!
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IT WAS THE TAIL WIND,
MR. MULROONEY!
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WELL, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
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THAT I SHOULD BE HERE
TO MEET THEM.
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WHERE ARE THEY?!
WHERE --
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GRANDFATHER!
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HI, GRANDFATHER.
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HI, RODNEY.
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MY GOODNESS,
BUT YOU'VE GROWN!
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AND ELIZABETH...
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YOU LOOK MORE LIKE YOUR MOTHER
EVERY TIME I SEE YOU.
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HOW IS SHE?
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FINE. SHE TOLD ME
TO GIVE YOU HER LOVE.
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AND DAD SAID HE'LL BRING YOU
CHAMPAGNE FROM PARIS.
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THAT'S THE SORT OF
SON-IN-LAW I LIKE.
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HOW WERE THESE PASSENGERS?
WELL BEHAVED, I HOPE?
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THE PERFECT TRAVELERS.
IT WAS A PLEASURE TO HAVE THEM.
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GOODBYE, ELIZABETH.
- GOODBYE.
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GOODBYE, RODNEY.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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WHERE ARE WE GOING,
GRANDFATHER?
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I THOUGHT MAYBE WE'D
HEAD UP THE REDWOOD HIGHWAY.
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I USED TO TAKE YOUR MOTHER THERE
WHEN SHE WAS YOUR AGE.
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THEN WE'LL FOLLOW OUR NOSES
ON UP TO SEATTLE.
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SEATTLE!
CAN WE GO ON THE YACHT?!
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I'VE GOT A NEW ONE NOW --
4,000 HORSEPOWER DIESEL.
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DOES 25 KNOTS
IF SHE'S PUSHED.
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OH, BOY!
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COST NEARLY
$1 MILLION DOLLARS.
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WELL, HOW COME
IF YOU'RE SO RICH
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YOU DRIVE A FUNNY OLD CAR
LIKE THIS?
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FUNNY OLD CAR?!
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I TELL YOU, YOUNG MAN,
THIS IS A FINE CAR!
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YOU WON'T FIND ITS LIKE
ANYMORE.
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WELL, IT'S CERTAINLY
A PRETTY CAR.
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YES, BUT HOW FAST
DOES IT GO?
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OH, FAST ENOUGH
TO GET US THERE.
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WHEN I GET A CAR,
IT'S GONNA BE A MASERATI.
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RODNEY, YOU'RE ALWAYS
TALKING SO BIG!
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THERE'S NO HARM
IN THAT, SON.
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WHEN I WAS A YOUNG LAD
IN IRELAND,
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I ALWAYS DREAMT OF OWNING MYSELF
A JAUNTING CAR.
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A JAUNTING CAR?
NEVER HEARD OF THAT MAKE.
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WELL, RODNEY, MY BOY,
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IT WAS THE MASERATI
OF ITS TIME -- REAL COOL.
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HOT STUFF -- ONE HORSEPOWER.
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ONE HORSEPOWER?!
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YES, SIR!
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¶ IN ME JAUNTIN' CAR,
ME JAUNTIN' CAR ¶
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¶ JOGGIN' ALONG
IN ME JAUNTIN' CAR ¶
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¶ I'M THE HANDSOMEST SIGHT
BY FAR ¶
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¶ JOGGIN' ALONG
IN ME JAUNTIN' CAR ¶
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[ WHISTLES TUNE ]
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¶ OH, THE SEATS ARE LEATHER
AND FACE TO FACE ¶
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¶ THE WHEELS GO 'ROUND
AT A MERRY PACE ¶
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¶ AND GIVEN A HORSE
THAT LOVES TO RACE ¶
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¶ I'LL BET I COULD WIN
THE STEEPLECHASE ¶
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¶ IN ME JAUNTIN' CAR,
ME JAUNTIN' CAR ¶
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¶ JOGGIN' ALONG
IN ME JAUNTIN' CAR ¶
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¶ I'M THE HANDSOMEST SIGHT
BY FAR ¶
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¶ JOGGIN' ALONG
IN ME JAUNTIN' CAR ¶
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[ WHISTLES TUNE ]
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¶ I CALLED
ON JENNIFER JANE MAGEE ¶
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¶ TO COME ALONG
ON A JAUNT WITH ME ¶
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¶ TRAVELING MERRILY
NEAR AND FAR ¶
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¶ SHE FELL IN LOVE
WITH ME JAUNTIN' CAR ¶
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¶ IN ME JAUNTIN' CAR,
ME JAUNTIN' CAR ¶
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¶ JOGGIN' ALONG
IN ME JAUNTIN' CAR ¶
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¶ I'M THE HANDSOMEST SIGHT
BY FAR ¶
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¶ JOGGIN' ALONG
IN ME JAUNTIN' CAR ¶
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¶ IN ME JAUNTIN' CAR,
ME JAUNTIN' CAR ¶
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¶ JOGGIN' ALONG
IN ME JAUNTIN' CAR ¶
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¶ I'M THE HANDSOMEST SIGHT
BY FAR ¶
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¶ JOGGIN' ALONG
IN ME JAUNTIN' CAR ¶
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[ LAUGHING ]
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LUNCHTIME.
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GREAT!
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WHERE'S THE RESTAURANT?
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RIGHT HERE -- I THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE FUN
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TO HAVE OUR FIRST MEAL TOGETHER
IN THE OPEN AIR!
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LOOK, RODNEY!
"MULROONEY GROVE."
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GRANDFATHER, ARE THESE
WONDERFUL TREES ALL YOURS?
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EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM --
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MINE, YOURS, EVERYBODY'S.
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WHAT DID YOU DO,
BUY 'EM?
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ALL THAT SIGN MEANS IS
THAT I HAD THE PRIVILEGE
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OF SEEIN' THAT
THEY'LL ALWAYS BE HERE.
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JUST FOR PEOPLE TO LOOK AT?
EXACTLY.
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MY, THEY'RE BIG!
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MUST HAVE TAKEN
A LONG TIME TO GROW.
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4,000 YEARS
FOR SOME OF THEM.
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TUNA...
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HAM...
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IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL...
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LIKE BEING IN FAIRYLAND.
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NOW, DON'T GO
TOO FAR AWAY NOW.
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RODNEY'S HUNGRY,
AND THERE MIGHT NOT BE
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ANYTHING LEFT
WHEN YOU GET BACK.
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THERE'S NO PEANUT BUTTER
AND JELLY.
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OH, DIG DOWN.
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THEY'RE PROBABLY
DOWN THERE IN THE BOTTOM.
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YOU KNOW, SHE --
SHE COULD BE THE ONE.
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I WOULDN'T IF I WERE YOU.
DON'T DO IT.
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WELL, BUT OF ALL OF 'EM
I'VE SEEN,
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SHE'S THE ONE
I THINK I COULD TRUST.
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YOU CAN'T TRUST ANY OF 'EM.
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THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT!
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BUT I HAVE TO TALK
TO SOMEONE.
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TALK TO ME...
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ANY TIME.
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AND US --
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JUST AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE.
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I HAVE TALKED TO YA --
ALL OF YA --
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AND THERE'S NOT ONE OF YOU THAT
CAN HELP ME WITH MY PROBLEM!
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DON'T DO IT, JASPER.
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ONLY MEAN TROUBLE.
WHAT TROUBLE?!
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GNOME HUNTERS, THAT'S WHAT!
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GNOME HUNTERS
ALL OVER THE PLACE!
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OUR WOODS WILL BE FULL OF 'EM!
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00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:16,341
AND NONE OF 'EM
CAN KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT!
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BLAB, BLAB, BLAB!
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NO PEACE FOR ANY OF US
ANYMORE.
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NO PEACE AT ALL.
NO PEACE AT ALL.
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MY MIND'S MADE UP.
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AAH!
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I, UH, DIDN'T MEAN
TO FRIGHTEN YA.
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OH, YOU DIDN'T.
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BUT I'LL BET YOU'RE SURPRISED
TO SEE A GNOME.
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OH, NOT REALLY.
I WAS JUST THINKING
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WHAT A LOVELY PLACE
THIS IS FOR GNOMES.
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ARE THERE MANY OF YOU
LIVING HERE?
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WELL,
THAT'S MY PROBLEM.
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IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT,
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I WOULDN'T BE SHOWIN' MYSELF
TO A DOO-DEEN.
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A DOO-DEEN?
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THAT'S WHAT WE CALL
YOU BIG PEOPLE.
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AM I THE FIRST DOO-DEEN
YOU'VE EVER SPOKEN TO?
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YEAH, YEAH.
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ALL MY FRIENDS
ADVISED AGAINST IT,
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BUT I HAD TO TALK
TO SOMEONE!
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IF I'M THE FIRST DOO-DEEN
YOU'VE EVER SPOKEN TO,
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HOW SHOULD YOU SPEAK
SUCH GOOD ENGLISH?
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UH, ENGLISH?
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THE LANGUAGE
WE'VE BEEN TALKING!
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WELL,
DON'T THAT BEAT ALL?!
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AND HERE
I'VE BEEN WONDERIN'
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HOW YOU SPOKE
SUCH GOOD GNOMISH!
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AND ME FATHER NO MORE THAN TOOK
HIS EYES OFF THE LEPRECHAUN
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00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,185
FOR LESS TIME
THAN IT TAKES TO SAY,
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"SEANNY O'SHANNON'S SHILLELAGH,"
WHEN WOOSH!
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THE LITTLE CREATURE
UP AND DISAPPEARED ON 'EM.
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YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVE
IN THAT SILLY STUFF,
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DO YOU, GRANDFATHER?
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THERE'S STILL
NO PEANUT BUTTER.
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OH, THEY PROBABLY
GOT THE LABELS MIXED.
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GRANDFATHER, COME QUICKLY!
I PROMISED HIM WE'D BE BACK!
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PROMISED WHO?
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THE GNOME!
- THE WHAT?!
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THE GNOME, AND HE'S GOT
A SIMPLY AWFUL PROBLEM!
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OH, NOT JUST A GNOME,
BUT A GNOME WITH A PROBLEM!
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00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,478
NOW, THAT IS SOMETHING!
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HEY, I FOUND ONE!
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GRANDFATHER, HE'S WAITING
TO TALK TO YOU!
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00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,385
BUT WHY ME?
BECAUSE I TOLD HIM
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IF ANYONE COULD HELP HIM
WITH HIS PROBLEM, IT WAS YOU!
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HE'S WAITING!
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WELL, COME ON, RODNEY.
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00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:17,228
WE GOT TO GO TALK
TO A GNOME.
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00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,530
NOW, ELIZABETH...
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00:13:18,532 --> 00:13:22,066
ON THE POSSIBILITY
THIS FELLOW ISN'T THERE --
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ABOUT 6 INCHES HIGH?
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TALLER THAN THAT.
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00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:28,039
LITTLE YELLOW CAP
AND BUCKLES ON HIS SHOES?
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HIS HAT WAS GREEN.
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IN ALL THE STORIES
ABOUT LEPRECHAUNS --
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I DIDN'T SAY
HE WAS A LEPRECHAUN!
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HE SAID HE WAS A GNOME!
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OH, A GNOME!
WELL, THAT'S DIFFERENT!
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THAT'S THE PLACE!
I'M HERE -- I'VE BROUGHT HIM!
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YOO-HOO!
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JASPER!
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HIS NAME'S JASPER.
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OH?
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JASPER!
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JASPER!
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JASPER!
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JASPER!
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JASPER!
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JASPER!
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THE GIRL -- ALL RIGHT.
I MAYBE COULD GO ALONG.
239
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,208
BUT HOW ABOUT HIM?
240
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:08,546
YOU EVER SEEN
A FIERCER-LOOKIN' CRITTER?
241
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,181
HE, UH --
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00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,251
HE DOES LOOK AWFUL SHIFTY
ABOUT THE EYES.
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00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,485
JASPER! JASPER!
244
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,554
MAYBE THIS IS
THE WRONG PLACE.
245
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,256
FORESTS CAN FOOL YOU.
246
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:20,258
BUT, GRANDFATHER,
THIS WAS THE PLACE!
247
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,193
IT COULD BE
THE LITTLE LEP-- GNOME
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00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,395
HAD SECOND THOUGHTS --
ON SEEING ME, I MEAN.
249
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,397
NOW, A LITTLE GIRL --
THAT'S ONE THING,
250
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,399
BUT AN OLD CURMUDGEON
LIKE MYSELF...
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[ CRYING ]
252
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:33,638
AND IT COULD BE
IN HER IMAGINATION, TOO.
253
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,274
I DIDN'T IMAGINE HIM!
I DID SEE HIM!
254
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,543
OF COURSE YOU SAW
A GNOME, DARLING,
255
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,346
BUT NOT WITH THESE EYES --
THESE UP HERE.
256
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:44,048
THAT'S WHERE
ALL THE LITTLE FOLKS LIVE,
257
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,217
LIKE GNOMES, ELVES,
LEPRECHAUNS.
258
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,053
BUT, GRANDFATHER,
HONEST, I TALKED TO HIM!
259
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,488
JASPER, JASPER!
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00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:53,324
They're makin' her into a fool,
and all on account of me!
261
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,593
COME ON, DARLING,
WE BEST BE GETTING BACK.
262
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:58,329
NOW, YOU MUST BE
REALLY HUNGRY --
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00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:01,299
BUT HE WAS RIGHT THERE!
HE WAS RIGHT THERE!
264
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,168
I can't let it end
like this.
265
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,571
HEY, YOU!
SHE DID, TOO, SEE A GNOME!
266
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,606
WHO SAID THAT?!
267
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,441
I THINK IT'S HIM!
268
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,645
Uh-oh.
Now you done it!
269
00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:16,514
COME ON OUT
AND SHOW YOURSELF!
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00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:20,151
DON'T DO IT, JASPER,
DON'T DO IT!
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00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:25,356
WHAT KIND OF A TRICK IS THAT
TO PLAY ON A LITTLE GIRL?!
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COME ON, DARLING.
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OH, GRANDFATHER.
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HOLD ON, YOU!
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JASPER!
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SEANNY O'SHANNON'S
SHILLELAGH!
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THERE, GRANDFATHER, YOU SEE?
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00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,077
WHY, UH...
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YES...
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A GNOME.
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00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,082
YOU SEE HIM, RODNEY?
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00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:57,088
I STILL THINK
IT'S ELIZABETH'S IMAGINATION.
283
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,490
JASPER, THIS IS
MY BROTHER RODNEY
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00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,159
AND MY GRANDFATHER.
285
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,061
GLAD TO SEE YOU, JASPER.
286
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,629
SAY HELLO TO HIM, RODNEY.
287
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,297
HI.
288
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,300
IS THIS THE WIZARD --
THE ONE WITH ALL THE SOLUTIONS?
289
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,536
SO, YOU'RE THE GNOME
WITH THE PROBLEM.
290
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,338
TELL HIM WHAT YOU TOLD ME!
291
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,073
WELL, INSTEAD OF THAT,
292
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,608
SINCE SEEIN' IS BELIEVIN'
WITH YOU DOO-DEENS,
293
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,410
FOLLOW ME!
294
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,479
COME ON!
295
00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:00,351
WELL, THERE'S MY PROBLEM.
296
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:05,456
MY OLD GRANDPA JUST LIES THERE
GROWIN' MORE SEE-THROUGHISH
297
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,158
WITH EVERY PASSIN' HOUR.
298
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,227
WHAT'S MAKING HIM
SO SEE-THROUGHISH?
299
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:12,296
WELL, I'M NOT
AN AUTHORITY ON GNOMES,
300
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:15,533
BUT IF THEY'RE ANYTHING
LIKE LEPRECHAUNS,
301
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,435
THEY LIVE ON AND ON...
302
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,237
BUT ONLY IF THEY WANT TO.
303
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,339
YOU MEAN
THEY JUST FADE AWAY?
304
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,207
JASPER, HAVE YOU ANY IDEA
305
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,643
WHAT MADE HIM LOSE
HIS WILL TO LIVE?
306
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,378
[ SIGHS ]
307
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,548
GRANDPA'S GIVEN UP ALL HOPE
OF EVER SEEIN' ME MARRIED
308
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,583
AND HAVIN' YOUNGUNS
OF MY OWN.
309
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,318
WHY IS THAT?
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00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,121
WELL...
311
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:39,157
GRANDPA AND ME,
WE'RE, UH...
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00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,092
WE'RE THE LAST OF THE GNOMES.
313
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,661
THERE'S NO GNOME MAIDENS
FOR ME TO MARRY UP WITH.
314
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,330
WELL, NOW, THAT IS
A SERIOUS PROBLEM.
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00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,634
JASPER...
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00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,536
JASPER, BOY...
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00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,604
IS THAT YOU I HEAR?
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00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,373
I-IT IS, GRANDPA.
319
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:59,077
I'M, UH -- I'M TALKIN'
WITH SOME FRIENDS.
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00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,279
OH...THAT'S NICE.
321
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,081
THAT'S NICE.
322
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,216
I'M HAPPY FOR YA.
323
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,118
T-THEY'RE, UH...
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00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,087
DOO-DEEN FRIENDS.
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00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:12,723
MMM, GOOD, GOOD.
NOW, GO A-- DOO-DEENS!
326
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:15,460
NOW, GRANDPA,
THEY MEAN TO HELP US!
327
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:18,296
YOU GONE PLUMB
OUT OF YOUR SENSES?!
328
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:21,432
IT'S DOO-DEENS THAT'S BEEN
THE CAUSE OF ALL OUR TROUBLE!
329
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,367
THESE BIG ONES
ARE DIFFERENT!
330
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:26,104
THERE AIN'T NO SUCH A THING
AS A DIFFERENT DOO-DEEN!
331
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,705
THAT'S WHY
IN ALL MY 900 YEARS,
332
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,475
I NEVER LET ONE OF 'EM SO MUCH
AS LAY AN EYE ON MY BOOT!
333
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,443
NOW, GRANDPA, IF I MAY --
334
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,312
NOT ONE STEP FURTHER!
335
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,681
AILIN' I MAY BE,
BUT NOT ENOUGH
336
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:40,718
TO LET YOU GET AHOLD OF ME
WITHOUT PUTTIN' UP A FIGHT!
337
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,488
BUT MY GRANDFATHER
JUST WANTED TO HELP.
338
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:47,225
HELP?! SAYIN' YOU COULD HELP,
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO?!
339
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,726
BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM,
340
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,695
AND MY GRANDFATHER IS GOOD
AT SOLVING PROBLEMS.
341
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:54,132
WELL, YOU DON'T SAY.
342
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,334
JASPER TOLD ME THAT THERE
ARE RUMORS ABOUT GNOMES
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00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:57,902
LIVING IN OTHER FORESTS.
344
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,438
AH, IDLE CLUCKIN'
OF GOSSIPY ANIMALS!
345
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,473
AND GRANDFATHER'S GOT
A WONDERFUL CAR,
346
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,243
AND HE'LL DRIVE YOU ANYWHERE,
WON'T YOU, GRANDFATHER?
347
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,211
NOW, JUST A MINUTE, DARLIN'.
348
00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:08,646
AND WHAT ABOUT THE YACHT?!
349
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,915
OH, PLEASE, GRANDFATHER!
350
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:16,254
WELL, DEAR, I DO HAVE TO BE
IN SEATTLE.
351
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,656
SUPPOSIN' I WAS
TO GO WITH YOU --
352
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,925
I HEAR TELL HOW YOU BIG ONES
353
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:23,594
TREAT FREE THINGS
IN THE FOREST --
354
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:26,564
HOW YOU PUT 'EM IN CAGES
AND SELL 'EM AS CURIOSITIES --
355
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,566
EXHIBIT 'EM
TO OTHER DOO-DEENS!
356
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:31,435
OH, WE'D NEVER DO THAT,
WOULD WE, GRANDFATHER?!
357
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,374
WE'LL GIVE YOU OUR WORD
WE WON'T MENTION
358
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,543
YOUR EXISTENCE
TO ANOTHER SOUL!
359
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:41,279
NOBODY'D BELIEVE US, ANYWAY.
360
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,685
IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE,
GRANDPA.
361
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,888
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
362
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:54,892
NOT THAT I GOT ANY HOPES
OF FINDIN' GNOMES, MIND YOU,
363
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:59,430
BUT YOU DO GOT SOMEWHAT OF AN
HONORABLE LOOK ABOUT YOUR EYES.
364
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,932
YAHOO, WE'RE GOING!
365
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,466
YAHOO!
366
00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:05,536
OH, GRANDFATHER,
YOU'RE WONDERFUL!
367
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,905
YIPPEE!
368
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,640
WE'RE GOING!
369
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,910
WELL, IF I MAY COIN A PHRASE,
370
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:18,349
HE'S JUMPIN' OUT OF
THE FRYIN' PAN INTO THE FIRE --
371
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:21,619
YES, SIR, SMACK INTO THE FIRE.
372
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:35,399
[ WHISTLING TUNE ]
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¶ THE GNOME MOBILE,
THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
374
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:47,945
¶ HUNTING FOR GNOMES
IN THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
375
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,715
¶ SOONER OR LATER,
WE FEEL THAT WE'LL ¶
376
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:53,284
¶ FIND WHERE THEY ARE
WITH THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
377
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,653
¶ IN THE GNOME MOBILE,
THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
378
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:58,022
¶ HUNTING FOR GNOMES
IN THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
379
00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:00,591
¶ SOONER OR LATER,
WE FEEL THAT WE'LL ¶
380
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,261
¶ FIND WHERE THEY ARE
IN THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
381
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,263
[ WHISTLES TUNE ]
382
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,698
¶ AS WE RIDE ALONG
THROUGH THE COUNTRYSIDE ¶
383
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,334
¶ WE'RE KEEPING OUR PEEPERS
OPEN WIDE ¶
384
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:12,703
¶ LOOKING TO FIND
WHERE SHE MAY HIDE ¶
385
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:15,306
¶ THE BEAUTIFUL GNOME
FOR JASPER'S BRIDE ¶
386
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,642
¶ IN THE GNOME MOBILE,
THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
387
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:20,044
¶ WE'RE HUNTING FOR GNOMES
IN THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
388
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,613
¶ SOONER OR LATER,
WE FEEL THAT WE'LL ¶
389
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,582
¶ FIND WHERE SHE IS
IN THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
390
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:27,518
¶ THE GNOME MOBILE
IS A GRAND MACHINE ¶
391
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,954
¶ THE LIKE OF WHICH
I HAVE NEVER SEEN ¶
392
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,957
¶ BUT YOU'RE GOIN' TOO FAST,
YOU BIG DOO-DEEN ¶
393
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,359
¶ WHEN I LOOK WHERE I'M GOIN',
THAT'S WHERE I'VE BEEN ¶
394
00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:37,328
¶ IN THE GNOME MOBILE,
THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
395
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,597
¶ WE'RE HUNTING FOR GNOMES
IN THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
396
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:42,066
¶ SOONER OR LATER,
WE FEEL THAT WE'LL ¶
397
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,702
¶ FIND WHERE THEY ROAM
IN THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
398
00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:46,971
¶ IN THE GNOME MOBILE,
THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
399
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,340
¶ WE'RE HUNTING FOR GNOMES
IN THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
400
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:51,609
¶ SOONER OR LATER,
WE FEEL THAT WE'LL ¶
401
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,744
¶ FIND WHERE THEY ROAM
IN THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
402
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:56,547
[ WHISTLES TUNE ]
403
00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:08,392
WELL, I MUST SAY,
JASPER WAS RIGHT FOR ONCE.
404
00:22:08,394 --> 00:22:10,328
YOU DOO-DEENS ARE DIFFERENT.
405
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:11,562
THANKS, GRANDPA.
406
00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:14,732
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
KEEP CALLIN' ME GRANDPA.
407
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,400
THE NAME'S KNOBBY.
408
00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:19,503
KNOBBY, JUST CALL ME D.J.
EVERYONE DOES.
409
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:22,707
D.J. -- DON'T COME
MUCH SHORTER THAN THAT.
410
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:26,344
GRANDFATHER, WHERE DO WE START
THIS GNOME HUNTING?
411
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:29,347
I FIGURE THE MOST LIKELY PLACE
WOULD BE A VIRGIN FOREST.
412
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:32,983
NOW, I HAPPEN TO KNOW
OF A 50,000-ACRE PATCH OF TIMBER
413
00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:36,354
THAT'S NEVER BEEN TOUCHED BY --
BY DOO-DEENS.
414
00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:37,455
IS IT VERY FAR?
415
00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:39,056
WE CAN'T MAKE IT TONIGHT.
416
00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:40,925
WE'LL HAVE TO STOP OVER
SOMEWHERE.
417
00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,693
BUT WE'LL MAKE IT EASY
IN THE MORNING.
418
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:46,030
JASPER, WHAT HAPPENED
TO ALL THE OTHER GNOMES?
419
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:49,533
WELL, I WAS TOO LITTLE
TO REMEMBER MUCH ABOUT IT,
420
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:52,570
BUT I'VE HEARD IT SAID
THAT THEY MIGRATED.
421
00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:54,038
WEREN'T THAT AT ALL!
422
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,507
WHAT ABOUT
THE FOOD GETTIN' SCARCE?
423
00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:59,377
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU HEARD!
I WAS THERE!
424
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:01,712
IT WAS THE CHOPPIN' DOWN
OF THE TREES
425
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,981
THAT MADE
THE GNOMES DISAPPEAR!
426
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:06,617
I REMEMBER IT
LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY!
427
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:09,487
EVERYTHING WAS SO PLEASANT
AND PEACEFUL --
428
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:11,756
EVERYBODY MINDIN'
THEIR OWN BUSINESS.
429
00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:13,391
THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN,
430
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:15,025
"TIMBER!"
431
00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:17,595
TREES STARTED
A-COMIN' DOWN, A-FALLIN'.
432
00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:20,164
AND A-CRASHIN' LIKE GIANTS,
THEY COME DOWN!
433
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:23,534
IT WAS "TIMBER!" ON THE RIGHT
AND "TIMBER!" ON THE LEFT,
434
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:26,003
AND THE GNOMES A-PANICKIN'
AND A-RUNNIN'
435
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:28,639
AND A-FALLIN' DOWN
AND A-BUMPIN' INTO EACH OTHER,
436
00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:31,575
AND COMIN' RIGHT BEHIND 'EM
ALL THE TIME
437
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:35,179
WAS THE BIG AXES A-SLASHIN'
AND A-CUTTIN' AND "TIMBER!"
438
00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:37,047
GRANDPA, I REMEMBER --
439
00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:39,517
YOU DON'T REMEMBER NOTHIN'!
YOU WEREN'T NO BIGGER THAN THAT!
440
00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,519
I GRABBED YOU
AND STARTED TO RUN!
441
00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:43,521
AND RIGHT BEHIND ME I HEAR,
"TIMBER!"
442
00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:46,056
AND I LOOKED BACK
OVER MY SHOULDER,
443
00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:48,659
AND HERE COME ONE OF THEM GIANTS
FALLIN' RIGHT AT ME!
444
00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,528
HOW DID YOU ESCAPE?
445
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:53,130
I DIDN'T!
IT LANDED RIGHT ON ME!
446
00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:55,599
DID IT KILL YOU?!
447
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:58,068
NOPE. I DUCKED
DOWN A RABBIT HOLE.
448
00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:01,639
BUT I WAS UNDER THAT TREE
FOR 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS!
449
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:03,774
AND WHEN I FINALLY
DUG MYSELF OUT,
450
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:06,110
THERE WERE DEAD TREES
EVERYWHERE
451
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,978
AND NARY A GNOME IN SIGHT!
452
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,613
HOW AWFUL!
453
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:10,748
OH, THE CARNAGE!
454
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:13,050
AND THEM INFERNAL
AXE-SWINGERS --
455
00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:16,620
THEY WOULDN'T GIVE UP!
THEY KEPT A-COMIN' AND A-COMIN'!
456
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:19,457
AND THE WORST OF 'EM ALL
WAS THAT MULROONEY OUTFIT!
457
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,959
MULROONEY!
- BUT, GRANDFATHER!
458
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:25,029
SHH! DON'T INTERRUPT
WHILE HE'S TALKING!
459
00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:27,131
I NEVER SEEN
THE BLACKGUARD HIMSELF,
460
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,733
BUT I SEEN THEM HENCHMEN
OF HIS OFTEN ENOUGH --
461
00:24:29,735 --> 00:24:34,038
A-SLASHIN' AND A-CUTTIN'
AND A-DESTROYIN'!
462
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,173
"MULROONEY'S MARAUDERS"
WE CALLED 'EM!
463
00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:37,741
NOW, JUST A MINUTE!
464
00:24:37,743 --> 00:24:41,045
IT SO HAPPENS
THAT MY GRANDFATHER IS --
465
00:24:41,047 --> 00:24:43,180
IN COMPLETE ACCORD
WITH YOU, KNOBBY!
466
00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:47,251
ANY VANDAL WHO CUTS DOWN TREES
INDISCRIMINATELY OUGHT TO BE --
467
00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:50,721
WELL, HE OUGHT TO BE TAKEN OUT
AND HORSEWHIPPED!
468
00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:54,992
YES, SIR,
THOROUGHLY HORSEWHIPPED!
469
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,737
WELL, HERE WE ARE.
470
00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:09,540
EVERYTHING SECURE
IN THE GNOME DEPARTMENT?
471
00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:11,542
OH, PLEASE KEEP DOWN,
KNOBBY!
472
00:25:11,544 --> 00:25:14,211
YOU DON'T WANT THE OTHER
DOO-DEENS TO SEE YOU!
473
00:25:14,213 --> 00:25:17,214
PACKED US IN HERE LIKE WE
WAS A COUPLE OF SANDWICHES,
474
00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:18,716
AND ME AT MY AGE!
475
00:25:35,601 --> 00:25:39,169
I'LL TAKE THIS.
THANKS.
476
00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:52,716
HEY, YOU! YOU CAN'T
PARK THAT THING THERE!
477
00:25:52,718 --> 00:25:55,986
I WON'T BE STAYING LONG!
THE NAME IS QUAXTON
478
00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:59,089
OF "QUAXTON'S ACADEMY
OF FANTASTIC FREAKS."
479
00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:01,659
BRILLIANT SHOW --
DON'T MISS IT!
480
00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:07,064
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
481
00:26:21,781 --> 00:26:23,981
[ ROCK-'N'-ROLL MUSIC PLAYING ]
482
00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:27,051
HELLO, SPORT.
483
00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:31,221
YOU LOOK LIKE AN INTELLIGENT
PATRON OF THE ARTS.
484
00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:32,723
HERE...
485
00:26:32,725 --> 00:26:36,093
ACCEPT THESE FREE TICKETS
WITH MY COMPLIMENTS --
486
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:39,096
THE RARE OPPORTUNITY
TO ENLARGE THE EXPERIENCE
487
00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:45,419
AND BROADEN THE MIND.
488
00:26:45,420 --> 00:26:47,136
TWO BEDROOMS AND A SITTING ROOM
IN ONE OF THE COTTAGES.
489
00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:50,007
YOU ARE THE LUCKY ONE.
THERE'S ONE LEFT.
490
00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:51,208
Knobby: OH!
491
00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:53,010
AAH!
492
00:26:53,012 --> 00:26:54,612
I'M VERY SORRY, SIR,
493
00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:57,615
BUT DOGS ARE NOT ALLOWED
IN THE HOTEL.
494
00:26:57,617 --> 00:26:58,716
BUT THEY'RE NOT --
495
00:26:58,718 --> 00:27:00,651
THEY'RE GEESE!
GEESE!
496
00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:03,287
GRANDPA, SHH!
497
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,155
AAH!
498
00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:07,024
AND VERY WELL TRAINED, TOO.
499
00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:10,194
I'M VERY SORRY, SIR,
BUT THE RULE IS UNBREAKABLE --
500
00:27:10,196 --> 00:27:11,662
NO PETS OF ANY KIND.
501
00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:13,330
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT PETS?!
502
00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:16,033
THESE HAPPEN TO BE
BUSINESS INVESTMENTS!
503
00:27:16,035 --> 00:27:18,035
ROYAL ABYSSINIAN GEESE --
504
00:27:18,037 --> 00:27:19,737
AND VERY RARE!
505
00:27:19,739 --> 00:27:22,740
YOU DO NOT SEEM
TO UNDERSTAND, SIR,
506
00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:25,309
THIS HOTEL DOES NOT PERMIT
ANY ANIMALS
507
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:26,977
OF ANY KIND WHATSOEV--
508
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:29,279
OH! MR. MULROONEY!
509
00:27:29,281 --> 00:27:30,414
OH, I AM SO --
510
00:27:30,416 --> 00:27:32,082
Knobby: MULROONEY!
511
00:27:32,084 --> 00:27:34,752
THE MARAUDER HIMSELF!
WE'VE BEEN TRAPPED!
512
00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:36,320
LET ME OUT OF HERE!
513
00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:38,022
[ SCREAMING ]
514
00:27:38,024 --> 00:27:39,990
LET ME OUT!
- GRANDPA, BE QUIET!
515
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:42,059
[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
516
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:46,196
[ PATRIOTIC MARCH PLAYING ]
517
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,800
HERE -- SHOW MR. MULROONEY...
518
00:27:49,802 --> 00:27:51,769
LET ME OUT!
LET ME OUT!
519
00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:54,071
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
520
00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:56,674
A LITTLE ACTION, PLEASE!
QUICK, QUICK, QUICK!
521
00:27:56,676 --> 00:27:58,275
HEY!
522
00:27:58,277 --> 00:28:01,345
MULROONEY!
LET ME OUT OF HERE!
523
00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:03,347
PARDON ME, SIR.
ARE THOSE VOICES --
524
00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:06,183
CORRECT -- THE PECULIAR TRAIT
OF ABYSSINIAN GEESE.
525
00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:08,152
THEY MAKE SOUNDS
JUST LIKE PEOPLE.
526
00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:10,087
Knobby: YOU HEAR ME?!
ANSWER ME!
527
00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:13,223
OPEN THIS INFERNAL CONTRAPTION
AND LET ME GO!
528
00:28:13,225 --> 00:28:17,327
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
529
00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:21,131
Knobby: WHY DID I EVER LEAVE
THE REDWOODS?!
530
00:28:21,133 --> 00:28:23,067
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!
531
00:28:23,069 --> 00:28:25,302
CALLIN' US ABYSSINIAN GEESE!
532
00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:27,471
ABYSSINIAN GEESE, MY FOOT!
533
00:28:27,473 --> 00:28:30,374
THAT'S FINE, THAT'S FINE.
THANK YOU -- SET IT DOWN.
534
00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:32,042
THANK YOU, SIR.
535
00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:33,343
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
536
00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:35,012
WHEW!
537
00:28:35,014 --> 00:28:38,015
ALL RIGHT, RODNEY, YOU
CAN TURN OFF THE MUSIC NOW.
538
00:28:38,017 --> 00:28:40,017
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
539
00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:43,153
LET ME OUT!
LET ME OUT!
540
00:28:43,155 --> 00:28:46,090
MULROONEY, YOU CONNIVIN',
DOUBLE-DEALIN' --
541
00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:47,725
SETTLE YOURSELF DOWN!
542
00:28:47,727 --> 00:28:51,128
HOW CAN I SETTLE MYSELF DOWN
WHEN I FIND MYSELF TRAVELIN'
543
00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:53,764
IN THE VERY COMPANY
OF ME OWN WORST ENEMY?!
544
00:28:53,766 --> 00:28:55,499
KNOBBY, THAT IS NOT SO!
545
00:28:55,501 --> 00:28:58,235
UNSCRUPULOUS, LYIN'
PREVARICATOR --
546
00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:01,338
GETTIN' US TO LEAVE
OUR REDWOOD SANCTUARY
547
00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:03,107
UNDER FALSE PRETENSES!
548
00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:05,209
OOH, BUT HE'S A SCHEMIN' ONE!
549
00:29:05,211 --> 00:29:06,777
HE DID IT FOR YOU!
550
00:29:06,779 --> 00:29:09,012
WE'D RATHER BE IN SEATTLE!
551
00:29:09,014 --> 00:29:11,215
OH, DON'T GIVE ME
NONE OF YOUR 'DRUTHERS,
552
00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:13,217
YOU MULROONEY-IN-THE-MAKIN'!
553
00:29:13,219 --> 00:29:15,385
D.J.: ENOUGH OF THIS
YELLING, NOW!
554
00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:18,122
YOU WANT TO AROUSE
THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD?
555
00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:21,325
Jasper: GRANDPA, EVEN SAYIN'
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING'S TRUE --
556
00:29:21,327 --> 00:29:23,260
Knobby:
OF COURSE, IT'S TRUE!
557
00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:26,130
ARE YOU INSINUATIN'
YOUR GRANDFATHER'S A LIAR?!
558
00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:29,133
I'M ONLY ASKIN' YOU TO GIVE
MR. MULROONEY A CHANCE!
559
00:29:29,135 --> 00:29:32,169
I AIN'T LISTENIN' TO NOTHIN'
THAT ONE'S GOT TO SAY!
560
00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:34,371
MULROONEY'S LYIN',
CHEATIN', SCHEMIN'!
561
00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:37,341
KNOBBY, CALM DOWN NOW
AND LISTEN A MINUTE!
562
00:29:37,343 --> 00:29:39,042
I'M ONLY TRYIN' TO HELP!
563
00:29:39,044 --> 00:29:41,845
OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
I FELL FOR THAT LINE BEFORE!
564
00:29:41,847 --> 00:29:44,348
I'M A LITTLE DIFFERENT
FROM A LOT OF OTHER LUMBERMEN!
565
00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:47,117
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN!
YOU'RE THE WORST!
566
00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:49,353
YOU WANT TO FIND GNOMES,
DON'T YOU?
567
00:29:49,355 --> 00:29:51,054
NOT WITH YOU, I DON'T!
568
00:29:51,056 --> 00:29:54,324
SUPPOSING THAT EVERYTHING
YOU SAY IS TRUE --
569
00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:56,260
THEN YOU ADMIT IT!
570
00:29:56,262 --> 00:29:57,861
I DO NOT ADMIT ANYTHING!
571
00:29:57,863 --> 00:30:00,330
I'M ONLY SAYIN' THAT
EVEN IF IT WERE TRUE,
572
00:30:00,332 --> 00:30:01,865
THAT'S ALL IN THE PAST!
573
00:30:01,867 --> 00:30:04,868
YESTERDAY!
LET'S TALK ABOUT TOMORROW.
574
00:30:04,870 --> 00:30:06,537
WHOSE TOMORROW, YOURS?!
575
00:30:06,539 --> 00:30:09,473
NO, YOURS, YOU ROCK-HEADED
LITTLE MULE, AND JASPER'S!
576
00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:12,442
WE'RE DOING EVERYTHING WE CAN
TO HELP YOU!
577
00:30:12,444 --> 00:30:15,379
AND I TOLD YOU
I DON'T WANT NOTHIN' TO DO
578
00:30:15,381 --> 00:30:17,080
WITH NO HELP FROM YOU!
579
00:30:17,082 --> 00:30:20,150
JUST HEAR MR. MULROONEY OUT!
TRY TO TRUST HIM!
580
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:22,553
I'D RATHER TRUST
A PREDATORY VULTURE
581
00:30:22,555 --> 00:30:25,122
WITH A HUNGRY EYE
AND AN EMPTY BELLY!
582
00:30:25,124 --> 00:30:27,591
ALL RIGHT, I'VE HAD IT!
I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING
583
00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:30,160
IN THE HOPE
THAT YOU'D SEE THE LIGHT!
584
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:34,331
HOPE IS ALL YOU'VE GOT LEFT,
YOU STUBBORN, OLD DONKEY!
585
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:37,534
TOMORROW MORNING, WE'RE GOING
BACK TO THE REDWOODS!
586
00:30:37,536 --> 00:30:40,270
AND WE'RE GONNA DROP YOU OFF
AND BE FREE OF YA!
587
00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:43,607
AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON,
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
588
00:30:43,609 --> 00:30:45,409
YOU NEVER EVEN EXISTED!
589
00:30:45,411 --> 00:30:47,377
AND THAT GOES FOR ME, TOO!
590
00:30:50,149 --> 00:30:51,481
Elizabeth: BUT GRANDFATHER!
591
00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:53,483
NOW I'M GONNA GET
THE CAR SERVICED,
592
00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:56,119
AND I DON'T WANT TO WASTE
A MINUTE TOMORROW!
593
00:30:56,121 --> 00:30:58,121
CAN I COME WITH YOU?
YES, COME ON.
594
00:30:58,123 --> 00:30:59,456
WITHOUT A DOUBT,
595
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:02,359
THE MOST EXASPERATING,
ORNERY GNOME I EVER MET!
596
00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:04,461
THEN DO WE GO
RIGHT ON TO SEATTLE?
597
00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:07,397
AND THE YACHT, AND THE SOONER
THE BETTER, SON!
598
00:31:13,505 --> 00:31:16,039
WHERE'S THE NEAREST
SERVICE STATION?
599
00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:18,542
AT THE CORNER
OF ELM AND GRANGE.
600
00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:27,517
Man on television:
HERE IN NATURE'S KINGDOM
601
00:31:27,519 --> 00:31:30,320
DWELL THE REGAL GIANTSOF THE FOREST --
602
00:31:30,322 --> 00:31:34,658
THE GREAT SEQUOIAS,MONARCHS OF ALL THEY SURVEY...
603
00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:37,461
PICTURES, GRANDPA,
FROM RIGHT OUT IN THE AIR!
604
00:31:37,463 --> 00:31:40,163
TAKE A LOOK --
IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER!
605
00:31:40,165 --> 00:31:43,166
I AIN'T GONNA FEEL BETTER
TILL I GET OUT OF HERE!
606
00:31:43,168 --> 00:31:46,136
...OLDER THAN WRITTEN HISTORYITSELF,
607
00:31:46,138 --> 00:31:49,106
THEY TOWERABOVE THEIR SURROUNDINGS...
608
00:31:49,108 --> 00:31:51,241
LOOK, IT'S THE REDWOODS!
609
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:55,512
...YET, IN MAN'SSCHEME OF THINGS,
610
00:31:55,514 --> 00:31:57,681
THESE GREAT TREESHAVE PRACTICAL USE
611
00:31:57,683 --> 00:31:59,416
AS WELL AS AESTHETIC VALUE...
612
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:03,654
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
MY REDWOODS!
613
00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:07,090
...FROM THESE FORESTS,SELECTED TREES ARE TAKEN.
614
00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:09,626
AND WHEN THE LUMBERJACK'S CRYOF "TIMBER!"
615
00:32:09,628 --> 00:32:11,428
ECHOES THROUGH THE WOODS...
616
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,597
AAAHHHH! OOH! OOH!
617
00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:17,267
THEM BLOODY, BLACKHEARTED
BLACKGUARD DOO-DEENS!
618
00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:19,102
OHHH! OHH! OHH!
619
00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:22,339
...TIMBER!ANOTHER GIANT COMES DOWN...
620
00:32:22,341 --> 00:32:23,507
AAH! AAH!
621
00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:25,409
OHH! OHH! AAH! AAH!
622
00:32:25,411 --> 00:32:27,177
NOW, SETTLE DOWN, GRANDPA!
623
00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:28,412
[ CLICK ]
624
00:32:28,414 --> 00:32:31,114
SHH!
NOW, CALM YOURSELF!
625
00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:33,283
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
626
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:35,218
HELLO?
627
00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:37,754
YES?
628
00:32:37,755 --> 00:32:40,289
I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU,
BUT THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT --
629
00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:42,426
A bad accident.
630
00:32:42,428 --> 00:32:46,063
OH, NO -- NOT GRANDFATHER?!
631
00:32:46,065 --> 00:32:49,466
I'M AFRAID SO. IT'S YOUR
GRANDFATHER'S ROLLS-ROYCE.
632
00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:51,101
IS HE HURT?!
633
00:32:51,103 --> 00:32:53,470
Well, he can't talk to you
right now.
634
00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:55,138
BUT WHERE IS HE?!
635
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:56,406
Where did it happen?!
636
00:32:56,408 --> 00:32:58,575
AT THE CORNER
OF ELM AND GRANGE,
637
00:32:58,577 --> 00:33:01,545
and he wants you
to come right away.
638
00:33:01,547 --> 00:33:03,347
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!
639
00:33:51,096 --> 00:33:53,397
THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM
LIKE THIS ANYMORE.
640
00:33:53,399 --> 00:33:56,199
THESE NEW JOBS ARE
ALL RIGHT ON THE HIGHWAY,
641
00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:59,136
BUT A CAR LIKE THIS --
IT'S BUILT TO GO PLACES.
642
00:33:59,138 --> 00:34:01,204
THAT'LL BE $6.20, SIR --
OUT OF $10.
643
00:34:01,206 --> 00:34:02,572
KEEP THE CHANGE.
644
00:34:02,574 --> 00:34:05,275
IT'S NICE TO TALK TO A MAN
WHO APPRECIATES CARS.
645
00:34:05,277 --> 00:34:06,643
YES, SIR! THANK YOU, SIR!
646
00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:08,211
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
647
00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:10,113
GRANDFATHER,
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!
648
00:34:10,115 --> 00:34:12,082
OF COURSE
WE'RE ALL RIGHT, DARLING!
649
00:34:12,084 --> 00:34:15,085
THEY SAID THERE'D BEEN
AN ACCIDENT!
650
00:34:15,087 --> 00:34:16,420
WHO TOLD YOU?!
651
00:34:16,422 --> 00:34:18,188
SOMEONE ON THE TELEPHONE!
652
00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:20,123
IN THE CAR QUICKLY!
653
00:34:22,327 --> 00:34:25,629
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
654
00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:28,398
WATCH OUT, SIR!
655
00:34:47,086 --> 00:34:48,585
[ VEHICLE APPROACHES ]
656
00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:06,169
YEAH...
657
00:35:06,171 --> 00:35:08,305
ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.
658
00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:10,407
ONLY WHAT I EXPECTED.
659
00:35:10,409 --> 00:35:11,875
NOBODY SAW ANYTHING.
660
00:35:11,877 --> 00:35:14,144
WHY DON'T YOU CALL THE POLICE?
661
00:35:14,146 --> 00:35:16,179
NO, NOT THE POLICE --
TELL THE POLICE,
662
00:35:16,181 --> 00:35:18,582
AND THE NEXT THING,
THE PAPERS WILL BE FULL OF IT.
663
00:35:18,584 --> 00:35:21,451
THAT'S JUST WHAT WE
PROMISED KNOBBY WOULDN'T HAPPEN.
664
00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:23,587
THIS IS A JOB
FOR MY OWN SECURITY STAFF.
665
00:35:23,589 --> 00:35:26,590
I CAN TRUST MY OWN TEAM, AND
THAT'S JUST WHAT WE NEED NOW.
666
00:35:26,592 --> 00:35:28,658
[ DIALING ]
667
00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:30,327
OPERATOR...
668
00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:33,363
PERSON-TO-PERSON
SAN FRANCISCO --
669
00:35:33,365 --> 00:35:34,698
MR. RALPH YARBY.
670
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:37,234
HOW AM I DOIN', DOC?
671
00:35:37,236 --> 00:35:38,568
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
672
00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:41,304
I ONLY HOPE D.J.
CHECKS OUT AS WELL --
673
00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:43,507
IF I CAN EVER
GET HIM UP HERE.
674
00:35:43,509 --> 00:35:46,276
OH, YES, HE'S HERE.
675
00:35:46,278 --> 00:35:48,178
MR. YARBY...
676
00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:50,647
IT'S FOR YOU.
D.J.'s ON THE LINE.
677
00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:52,315
D.J.?
678
00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:54,551
D.J., WHERE ARE YOU?!
679
00:35:54,553 --> 00:35:56,887
We've been trying
to reach you for --
680
00:35:56,889 --> 00:35:58,889
RALPH, THEY'RE GONE --
MISSING.
681
00:35:58,891 --> 00:36:00,924
GONE! NOT --
682
00:36:00,926 --> 00:36:02,459
THAT'S RIGHT -- KIDNAPPED.
683
00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:05,929
WELL, HAVE YOU NOTIFIED
THE POLICE YET?!
684
00:36:05,931 --> 00:36:09,199
THEY'RE THE LAST ONES
I WANT TO CALL NOW!
685
00:36:09,201 --> 00:36:11,468
GOOD THINKING, D.J. --
THE PRESS GET AHOLD OF THIS,
686
00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:14,204
THE KIDNAPPERS GET SCARED,
AND THE CHILDREN HAVE HAD IT.
687
00:36:14,206 --> 00:36:16,740
WHO SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT CHILDREN?!
688
00:36:16,742 --> 00:36:19,209
Now listen, Ralph...
689
00:36:19,211 --> 00:36:22,312
THIS IS GONNA BE HARD
FOR YOU TO ACCEPT,
690
00:36:22,314 --> 00:36:23,680
do you understand?
691
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:26,483
WELL, I ALWAYS UNDERSTAND,
D.J.
692
00:36:26,485 --> 00:36:29,920
WELL, IT'S THE GNOMES
WHO'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED!
693
00:36:29,922 --> 00:36:32,556
The gnomes!
694
00:36:32,558 --> 00:36:35,559
UH, D.J., SOMETHING
SEEMS TO HAVE GONE WRONG
695
00:36:35,561 --> 00:36:36,726
WITH THE PHONE.
696
00:36:36,728 --> 00:36:39,396
WOULD YOU MIND
REPEATING THAT LAST?
697
00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:43,733
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!
698
00:36:43,735 --> 00:36:46,236
YOU'RE COMING THROUGH
CLEAR NOW.
699
00:36:46,238 --> 00:36:47,604
I said a pair of gnomes!
700
00:36:47,606 --> 00:36:50,707
Little people!
- There's not a minute to lose!
701
00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:52,342
I want you to put out
702
00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:54,611
SECURITY PEOPLE ON THIS
RIGHT AWAY,
703
00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:56,313
AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!
704
00:36:56,315 --> 00:36:59,249
SECURITY --
RIGHT NOW -- RIGHT AWAY.
705
00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:01,318
AND REMEMBER,
NOBODY'S TO KNOW ABOUT THIS
706
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:02,652
BESIDES OUR OWN PEOPLE,
707
00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:04,554
OR THERE'S NO TELLING
WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN!
708
00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:07,324
YOU COULDN'T BE
MORE RIGHT, D.J.
709
00:37:07,326 --> 00:37:09,659
LOOK,
WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
710
00:37:09,661 --> 00:37:11,461
"CEDAR CREEK LODGE."
711
00:37:11,463 --> 00:37:14,931
I'LL FLY UP THERE
AND MEET YOU THERE TONIGHT.
712
00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:16,466
ALL RIGHT, GOODBYE.
713
00:37:16,468 --> 00:37:17,934
GET ME SECURITY.
714
00:37:17,936 --> 00:37:19,936
THIS ISN'T A CASE
FOR SECURITY.
715
00:37:19,938 --> 00:37:22,639
WHAT D.J. NEEDS NOW
IS A PSYCHIATRIST.
716
00:37:22,641 --> 00:37:25,308
YOU MEAN YOU THINK
HE'S LOST HIS MARBLES?
717
00:37:25,310 --> 00:37:27,477
I'LL GET IN TOUCH
WITH CONRAD RAMSEY.
718
00:37:27,479 --> 00:37:29,613
HE'S GOT A PLACE
NOT FAR FROM THERE.
719
00:37:29,615 --> 00:37:31,948
D.J. WILL NEVER SIT STILL
FOR A PSYCHIATRIST.
720
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:34,584
SUPPOSE HE THINKS HE'S MEETING
A PRIVATE DETECTIVE --
721
00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:36,486
AN EXPERT
WITH A GREAT ORGANIZATION
722
00:37:36,488 --> 00:37:38,355
FOR HANDLING CASES
SUCH AS THIS.
723
00:37:38,357 --> 00:37:41,758
WELL, YES.
YES, I THINK THAT MIGHT WORK!
724
00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:52,602
[ BARKS ]
725
00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:01,478
I STILL WISH YOU'D BROUGHT
726
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,947
A COUPLE OF OUR OWN
SECURITY MEN ALONG.
727
00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:06,616
OUR MEN ARE GOOD, D.J.,
BUT AS YOU JUST SAID,
728
00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:09,619
THIS IS A SPECIAL CASE,
AND IT NEEDS A SPECIAL MAN.
729
00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:13,023
BUT THIS RAMSEY -- HAS HE
HANDLED CASES LIKE THIS BEFORE?
730
00:38:13,025 --> 00:38:14,557
ONE AFTER ANOTHER.
731
00:38:14,559 --> 00:38:16,626
FUNNY --
I NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
732
00:38:26,038 --> 00:38:29,506
GOOD EVENING, GENTLEMEN.
WELCOME TO FIVE OAKS.
733
00:38:29,508 --> 00:38:32,008
THANKS.
THIS RAMSEY MUST DO ALL RIGHT.
734
00:38:32,010 --> 00:38:34,577
THIS LAYOUT
MAKES BRINK'S AND PINKERTON
735
00:38:34,579 --> 00:38:36,579
LOOK LIKE
A COUPLE OF PIKERS.
736
00:38:36,581 --> 00:38:38,348
IN ALL HONESTY, D.J.,
737
00:38:38,350 --> 00:38:40,417
YOU CAN'T EVEN PUT THEM
IN THE SAME CATEGORY.
738
00:38:42,554 --> 00:38:44,587
NOW, DON'T SAY
IT CAN'T BE DONE!
739
00:38:44,589 --> 00:38:47,924
YARBY TELLS ME THAT YOU
OFTEN WORK ON CASES LIKE MINE!
740
00:38:47,926 --> 00:38:49,459
YES, ALL THE TIME!
741
00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:50,927
LOCATING LOST GNOMES?
742
00:38:50,929 --> 00:38:52,529
WELL, GNOMES, NO,
743
00:38:52,531 --> 00:38:55,465
BUT WE HAVE UNCOVERED
SOME STRANGE THINGS IN OUR TIME.
744
00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:56,700
VERY WELL, THEN.
745
00:38:56,702 --> 00:38:58,368
BACK TO THE LITTLE MEN --
746
00:38:58,370 --> 00:39:01,638
YOU SAY YOU FIRST SAW THEM
IN THE REDWOODS.
747
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,707
WE TOOK THEM
AS FAR AS CEDAR CREEK.
748
00:39:03,709 --> 00:39:05,742
THAT'S WHERE
THEY WERE KIDNAPPED.
749
00:39:05,744 --> 00:39:07,377
WHERE THEY DISAPPEARED --
750
00:39:07,379 --> 00:39:09,946
I SAID KIDNAPPED,
AND I MEAN KIDNAPPED!
751
00:39:09,948 --> 00:39:11,481
YES, YES, YES...
752
00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:13,583
DURING THE TRIP,
DID ANYBODY SEE THEM
753
00:39:13,585 --> 00:39:15,618
BESIDES YOU
AND YOUR GRANDCHILDREN?
754
00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:18,121
SOMEONE ELSE
HAD TO SEE THEM, OF COURSE,
755
00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:20,690
OR HOW WOULD THEY
HAVE GOTTEN KIDNAPPED?!
756
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:23,593
WELL, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
757
00:39:23,595 --> 00:39:26,663
AND THAT'S ONE THAT YOU
HAVE TO FIND THE ANSWER TO!
758
00:39:26,665 --> 00:39:29,699
EVERYTHING YOU SAID THUS FAR
LEADS ME TO BELIEVE
759
00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:32,369
THAT YOU DID SEE GNOMES.
760
00:39:32,371 --> 00:39:34,371
WHAT DO YOU THINK
I'M DOING HERE?!
761
00:39:34,373 --> 00:39:36,606
BUT NOT WITH THESE EYES --
WITH THOSE UP HERE.
762
00:39:36,608 --> 00:39:38,675
THAT IS WHERE
ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE --
763
00:39:38,677 --> 00:39:40,377
THE GNOMES, THE GREMLINS,
764
00:39:40,379 --> 00:39:42,479
OR WHATEVER YOU LIKE
TO CALL THEM -- LIVE.
765
00:39:42,481 --> 00:39:43,980
[ BUZZING ]
766
00:39:43,982 --> 00:39:46,983
RALPH, THIS GUY
THINKS I'M NUTS!
767
00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:49,052
I SAY HE THINKS I'M NUTS!
768
00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,653
HE THINKS I'M NUTS!!
769
00:39:50,655 --> 00:39:52,689
NOT NUTS, MR. MULROONEY --
770
00:39:52,691 --> 00:39:56,760
JUST, SHALL WE SAY,
OVERFATIGUED?
771
00:39:59,965 --> 00:40:02,699
WHAT IS THIS, RAMSEY?
WHO ARE THESE FELLOWS?!
772
00:40:02,701 --> 00:40:04,167
UH, MY ASSISTANTS.
773
00:40:04,169 --> 00:40:06,469
WOULD YOU COME WITH ME,
PLEASE?
774
00:40:06,471 --> 00:40:09,706
YARBY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
YARBY, YOU DOUBLE-CROSSER!
775
00:40:09,708 --> 00:40:12,008
I OUGHT TO BREAK YOU
IN A DOZEN PIECES!
776
00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:13,510
LET GO OF ME!
777
00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:15,512
YARBY, YOU'RE FIRED!
YOU'RE FIRED!
778
00:40:15,514 --> 00:40:17,180
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
779
00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:19,716
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
780
00:40:22,521 --> 00:40:24,521
[ GUNSHOTS ]
781
00:40:24,523 --> 00:40:27,190
DON'T YOU THINK IT'S
ABOUT TIME FOR BED, CHILDREN?
782
00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:29,159
WE'LL WAIT UP
FOR GRANDFATHER.
783
00:40:29,161 --> 00:40:31,628
HE'S LIABLE TO BE TIED UP
FOR A LONG TIME.
784
00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:33,963
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
785
00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:36,699
HELLO, GRANDFATHER?
786
00:40:36,701 --> 00:40:38,701
OH...
787
00:40:38,703 --> 00:40:40,170
IT'S FOR YOU.
788
00:40:40,172 --> 00:40:43,506
THANK YOU, RODNEY.
I'LL TAKE IT IN THE BEDROOM.
789
00:40:43,508 --> 00:40:44,974
WAIT JUST A MINUTE.
790
00:40:44,976 --> 00:40:47,477
YOU CAN HANG UP NOW,
RODNEY.
791
00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:49,012
THANK YOU.
792
00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:56,019
Rodney, that is not nice!
793
00:40:56,021 --> 00:40:58,455
MR. YARBY, AM I GLAD
TO HEAR FROM YOU!
794
00:40:58,457 --> 00:41:00,190
Yarby:
How are the children?
795
00:41:00,192 --> 00:41:01,691
FINE, ONLY...
796
00:41:01,693 --> 00:41:03,660
Well, I'm sure
they suspect something.
797
00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:05,128
I was afraid they might.
798
00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:08,231
ARE YOU FREE TO TALK?
799
00:41:08,233 --> 00:41:10,633
YES.
800
00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:13,069
HERE'S THE WAY THINGS
SHAPE UP FROM HERE.
801
00:41:13,071 --> 00:41:15,071
IT'S MUCH WORSE
THAN WE THOUGHT.
802
00:41:15,073 --> 00:41:18,241
D.J. got violent.
803
00:41:18,243 --> 00:41:19,943
OH, HOW AWFUL!
804
00:41:19,945 --> 00:41:22,745
I'm afraid he's gonna be here
for quite some time.
805
00:41:22,747 --> 00:41:25,114
NOW, DR. RAMSEY'S FIXED UP
A ROOM FOR ME
806
00:41:25,116 --> 00:41:27,750
NEXT TO D.J.'s,
SO IF YOU WANT ME FOR ANYTHING,
807
00:41:27,752 --> 00:41:30,053
AT LEAST FOR
THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS,
808
00:41:30,055 --> 00:41:33,022
you can call me
at this number --
809
00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:34,757
Ramsey's Five Oaks...
810
00:41:34,759 --> 00:41:38,528
Klondike-53111,
811
00:41:38,530 --> 00:41:40,196
ROOM 302.
812
00:41:40,198 --> 00:41:41,764
GOT IT?
813
00:41:43,735 --> 00:41:44,801
Got it.
814
00:41:44,803 --> 00:41:46,536
FINE.
815
00:41:46,538 --> 00:41:49,973
THANK YOU, MR. YARBY.
GOODBYE.
816
00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:52,008
[ RECEIVER CLICKS ]
817
00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:55,512
[ GUNSHOTS CONTINUE ]
818
00:41:55,514 --> 00:41:57,981
GEE,
IT MUST BE GETTING LATE.
819
00:41:57,983 --> 00:41:59,616
I'M BUSHED.
820
00:41:59,618 --> 00:42:01,084
ME TOO.
821
00:42:01,086 --> 00:42:03,620
GUESS WE MIGHT JUST AS WELL
GET TO BED.
822
00:42:03,622 --> 00:42:06,523
THAT DOES SOUND LIKE
A GOOD IDEA, DOESN'T IT?
823
00:42:06,525 --> 00:42:08,625
GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT, RODNEY.
824
00:42:08,627 --> 00:42:11,027
GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT, ELIZABETH.
825
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,667
[ ROCK-'N'-ROLL MUSIC PLAYING ]
826
00:42:17,669 --> 00:42:19,669
THEY'VE GOT GRANDFATHER
LOCKED UP!
827
00:42:19,671 --> 00:42:21,104
THEY THINK HE'S NUTS!
828
00:42:21,106 --> 00:42:23,273
BUT THEY CAN'T!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
829
00:42:23,275 --> 00:42:24,974
WE'RE GOING TO RESCUE HIM!
830
00:42:24,976 --> 00:42:27,544
BUT WE DON'T KNOW
WHERE THIS FIVE OAKS IS!
831
00:42:27,546 --> 00:42:30,079
IT'S DOWN THE ROAD.
I SAW IT AS WE CAME IN.
832
00:42:30,081 --> 00:42:31,681
COME ON!
833
00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:45,194
DO YOU REALLY THINK
WE SHOULD?
834
00:42:45,196 --> 00:42:46,729
SURE -- WHY NOT?
835
00:42:46,731 --> 00:42:48,731
BUT YOU HAVEN'T GOT
A LICENSE.
836
00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:51,668
OF COURSE NOT!
- I'M TOO YOUNG TO HAVE A LICENSE!
837
00:42:51,670 --> 00:42:53,570
AND WHAT IF YOU GET CAUGHT?
838
00:42:53,572 --> 00:42:56,205
LOOK, IT'S
GRANDFATHER'S CAR, ISN'T IT?
839
00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:58,741
AND WE'RE TAKING IT
TO HIM, AREN'T WE?
840
00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:01,044
AND IT IS AN EMERGENCY,
ISN'T IT?
841
00:43:01,046 --> 00:43:03,313
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
842
00:43:03,315 --> 00:43:05,048
Now then...
843
00:43:10,021 --> 00:43:12,155
[ GROANING ]
844
00:43:13,692 --> 00:43:17,026
YOU'LL HAVE TO HELP.
GET DOWN BY THE PEDALS.
845
00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:24,233
PUSH THAT ONE DOWN.
846
00:43:29,341 --> 00:43:32,041
NOW...LET IT UP!
847
00:43:36,348 --> 00:43:39,682
WELL, LET'S TRY
ANOTHER GEAR.
848
00:44:14,185 --> 00:44:17,020
GET READY TO STOP...
849
00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:19,722
NOW!
850
00:44:30,435 --> 00:44:33,202
WHAT ARE YOU TAKING
THOSE FOR?
851
00:44:33,204 --> 00:44:36,673
TO MAKE SURE THAT I'M READY
FOR ANYTHING.
852
00:44:36,675 --> 00:44:38,241
YOU STAY HERE.
853
00:44:38,243 --> 00:44:40,309
GRANDFATHER AND I
WILL BE BACK SOON.
854
00:44:40,311 --> 00:44:43,680
HOW WILL YOU BE ABLE
TO FIND GRANDFATHER'S ROOM?
855
00:44:43,682 --> 00:44:45,214
YOU JUST CAN'T ASK.
856
00:44:45,216 --> 00:44:48,084
I WON'T HAVE TO.
I KNOW IT'S ON THE THIRD FLOOR.
857
00:44:48,086 --> 00:44:49,385
I'LL JUST LISTEN.
858
00:44:49,387 --> 00:44:51,721
NO ONE'S GOT A SNORE
LIKE GRANDFATHER.
859
00:44:51,723 --> 00:44:54,157
[ SNORING ]
860
00:44:58,296 --> 00:45:00,163
[ MUTTERING ]
861
00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:14,310
HOW IS HE?
IS HE ALL RIGHT?
862
00:45:14,312 --> 00:45:17,013
RELAX, MR. YARBY.
HE'S SLEEPING LIKE A BABY.
863
00:45:17,015 --> 00:45:18,347
LISTEN.
864
00:45:18,349 --> 00:45:20,416
[ SNORING CONTINUES ]
865
00:45:33,998 --> 00:45:36,365
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
866
00:45:58,523 --> 00:46:00,790
[ SNORING CONTINUES ]
867
00:46:33,558 --> 00:46:35,324
[ DOG BARKING ]
868
00:46:44,469 --> 00:46:46,202
[ BARKING CONTINUES ]
869
00:46:46,204 --> 00:46:49,472
QUIET, BOY. IT'S NOTHING.
870
00:46:49,474 --> 00:46:52,175
[ BARKING STOPS ]
871
00:47:00,251 --> 00:47:02,418
[ SNORING ]
872
00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:24,407
Grandfather...
873
00:47:24,409 --> 00:47:25,842
Psst!
874
00:47:25,844 --> 00:47:28,477
Grandfather...
875
00:47:28,479 --> 00:47:31,113
[ SNORING CONTINUES ]
876
00:47:33,251 --> 00:47:36,319
Grandfather!
877
00:47:36,321 --> 00:47:38,321
[ SNORING CONTINUES ]
878
00:47:48,399 --> 00:47:50,266
Rodney!
879
00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:54,337
Why, you little rascal!
880
00:47:58,276 --> 00:48:01,878
[ SILENCE ]
881
00:48:12,523 --> 00:48:15,157
[ SNORING ]
882
00:48:15,159 --> 00:48:18,594
[ SNORING ]
883
00:48:35,313 --> 00:48:38,281
I DON'T SOUND THAT BAD,
DO I?
884
00:48:38,283 --> 00:48:42,218
WELL, LET'S START
SNORING OFF THIS BAR.
885
00:48:45,690 --> 00:48:47,490
[ SNORING AND SAWING ]
886
00:48:56,067 --> 00:48:58,567
[ SNORING AND SAWING CONTINUE ]
887
00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:24,627
THERE.
888
00:49:27,165 --> 00:49:29,598
NOW THEN,
IN THE OLD DAYS,
889
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:32,635
I USED TO BEND A BAR
TWICE THIS SIZE.
890
00:49:32,637 --> 00:49:35,438
[ GROANING ]
891
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,506
[ SNORING CONTINUES ]
892
00:49:55,093 --> 00:49:58,060
I'LL GET IT
ON THE NEXT EXHALE.
893
00:49:58,062 --> 00:50:00,129
[ SNORING CONTINUES ]
894
00:50:12,310 --> 00:50:15,544
IT'S NOT SCARY AS LONG
AS YOU DON'T LOOK DOWN.
895
00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:18,114
YOUNG MAN,
I WAS CLIMBING TREES
896
00:50:18,116 --> 00:50:20,516
AND TOPPING THEM OUT
BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
897
00:50:33,197 --> 00:50:35,231
THIS IS THE DIFFICULT PART.
898
00:50:35,233 --> 00:50:37,500
DON'T WORRY
AN OLD HIGH-CLIMBER LIKE ME.
899
00:50:37,502 --> 00:50:41,203
YOU JUST BE VERY CAREFUL.
900
00:50:41,205 --> 00:50:43,439
OH, SURE.
901
00:50:43,441 --> 00:50:46,442
[ CHUCKLES ]
902
00:51:00,625 --> 00:51:02,591
TIMBER!!
903
00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:06,595
[ CRASHING ]
904
00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:10,566
GRANDFATHER, YOU HURT?!
905
00:51:10,568 --> 00:51:12,435
NOPE, SON...
906
00:51:12,437 --> 00:51:14,236
IT'S THE OLD MULROONEY LUCK.
907
00:51:14,238 --> 00:51:17,239
FALL IN A GLASSHOUSE
AND COME UP SMELLIN' LIKE A...
908
00:51:17,241 --> 00:51:18,574
PETUNIA.
909
00:51:18,576 --> 00:51:20,709
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
910
00:51:25,550 --> 00:51:28,417
[ ALARM BLARING ]
WHAT'S WRONG?!
911
00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:30,086
HE'S GONE!
912
00:51:30,088 --> 00:51:31,420
D.J. -- OH, NO!
913
00:51:31,422 --> 00:51:33,322
FASTER, GRANDFATHER!
914
00:51:33,324 --> 00:51:35,591
I'M GOIN' AS FAST AS I CAN!
915
00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:38,527
THERE HE IS!
916
00:51:38,529 --> 00:51:40,429
COME ON!
917
00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:42,431
AFTER HIM, DUKE!
918
00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:44,200
[ DOG BARKS ]
919
00:51:44,202 --> 00:51:46,302
UP OVER THE TREE!
920
00:51:49,707 --> 00:51:52,441
WATCH OUT, GRANDFATHER!
921
00:51:52,443 --> 00:51:53,609
[ BARKING ]
922
00:51:54,512 --> 00:51:57,213
COME ON, GRANDFATHER!
923
00:51:57,215 --> 00:51:58,681
GRANDFATHER!
924
00:52:00,585 --> 00:52:02,618
[ BLARING CONTINUES ]
925
00:52:10,328 --> 00:52:12,561
[ GROWLING ]
926
00:52:12,563 --> 00:52:14,396
COME ON, GRANDFATHER!
927
00:52:26,310 --> 00:52:29,311
D.J., COME BACK!
COME BACK!
928
00:52:31,516 --> 00:52:34,683
HELP ME!
929
00:52:34,685 --> 00:52:37,386
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
930
00:52:41,359 --> 00:52:45,594
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT, D.J.
931
00:52:45,596 --> 00:52:47,296
ANYBODY ON OUR TAIL?
932
00:52:47,298 --> 00:52:48,597
NOBODY IN SIGHT.
933
00:52:48,599 --> 00:52:50,299
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
934
00:52:50,301 --> 00:52:53,202
CAN'T SAY, DARLIN',
BUT ONE THING'S FOR SURE.
935
00:52:53,204 --> 00:52:55,337
WHATEVER IT IS,
WE DO IT ALONE.
936
00:52:55,339 --> 00:52:57,873
SURE CAN'T COUNT
ON THAT MULROONEY TEAM.
937
00:52:57,875 --> 00:52:59,375
THE FIRST QUESTION IS,
938
00:52:59,377 --> 00:53:01,410
WHO COULD HAVE SEEN
THE GNOMES?
939
00:53:01,412 --> 00:53:02,611
THE DESK CLERK?
940
00:53:02,613 --> 00:53:04,213
I DOUBT IT.
941
00:53:04,215 --> 00:53:05,548
MAYBE THE BELLBOY!
942
00:53:05,550 --> 00:53:08,918
I KNOW! THE FELLOW
WITH THE FANTASTIC FREAKS!
943
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:11,287
FANTASTIC FREAKS?
944
00:53:11,289 --> 00:53:14,356
HE WAS IN THE LOBBY
PUTTING UP POSTERS,
945
00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:16,192
AND HE GAVE ME THESE.
946
00:53:16,194 --> 00:53:21,463
UH-HUH --
"QUAXTON'S FANTASTIC FREAKS.
947
00:53:21,465 --> 00:53:23,332
"HIGHWAY 175,
948
00:53:23,334 --> 00:53:24,967
SOUTH OF HOMERVILLE," HUH?
949
00:53:24,969 --> 00:53:27,336
RODNEY, MY BOY,
YOU'VE JUST HIT
950
00:53:27,338 --> 00:53:28,938
ON A VERY POSSIBLE
POSSIBILITY.
951
00:53:33,344 --> 00:53:34,677
D.J.: HERE IT IS.
952
00:53:34,679 --> 00:53:38,981
Rodney: SURE IS
A CRUMMY-LOOKING PLACE.
953
00:53:38,983 --> 00:53:42,484
Elizabeth: OH, I DO HOPE
THEY'RE ALL RIGHT.
954
00:53:50,661 --> 00:53:53,462
YOU TWO WAIT HERE.
THIS SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG.
955
00:54:00,638 --> 00:54:03,505
QUAXTON!
956
00:54:12,717 --> 00:54:14,250
HOLD IT, YOU!
957
00:54:14,252 --> 00:54:16,285
WHAT'S HAPPENIN', CHA--
958
00:54:17,488 --> 00:54:20,256
BREAKIN' AND ENTERIN',
LOOKS LIKE TO ME!
959
00:54:20,258 --> 00:54:21,590
BREAKING AND ENTERING?!
960
00:54:21,592 --> 00:54:23,325
LOOK -- "FIVE OAKS"!
961
00:54:23,327 --> 00:54:26,729
AIN'T THAT SOME KIND OF
A NUTHOUSE OR SOMETHIN'?!
962
00:54:26,731 --> 00:54:29,298
I'M PERFECTLY SANE,
AND I CAN EXPLAIN ALL THIS!
963
00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:31,667
GET ON THE PHONE, ETTA.
CALL THE COPS.
964
00:54:31,669 --> 00:54:33,736
I'LL KEEP THE LOONY COVERED.
965
00:54:33,738 --> 00:54:37,573
IF YOU TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND
QUAXTON, I'LL BE ON MY WAY!
966
00:54:37,575 --> 00:54:39,942
ETTA, CALL THE COPS!
GRAB 'EM, MEN!
967
00:54:39,944 --> 00:54:41,744
FREEZE, MISTER!
968
00:54:41,746 --> 00:54:45,047
I DON'T CARE WHETHER
YOU BELIEVE ME OR NOT.
969
00:54:45,049 --> 00:54:48,384
I WANNA KNOW WHERE
THIS QUAXTON FELLER IS!
970
00:54:48,386 --> 00:54:50,986
THERE'S NO TIME TO ARGUE!
TWO LIVES ARE AT STAKE!
971
00:54:50,988 --> 00:54:52,488
AND I'M WARNING YOU,
972
00:54:52,490 --> 00:54:54,423
I YOU HOLD ANYTHING BACK
AND ANYTHING HAPPENS
973
00:54:54,425 --> 00:54:56,292
TO THOSE TWO --
TO THOSE TWO LIVES,
974
00:54:56,294 --> 00:54:58,060
I'LL PERSONALLY SEE TO IT
THAT BOTH OF YOU
975
00:54:58,062 --> 00:54:59,628
ARE ARRESTED AS ACCOMPLICES!
976
00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:02,331
LOOK, MISTER, WE ONLY WORK
FOR QUAXTON!
977
00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:04,366
YOU DON'T BELIEVE THIS LOONY?!
978
00:55:04,368 --> 00:55:07,569
I BELIEVE ALMOST ANYTHING
ABOUT HORATIO QUAXTON!
979
00:55:07,571 --> 00:55:09,038
AND THAT PHONE CALL --
980
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:10,572
QUIET!
981
00:55:10,574 --> 00:55:12,941
QUAXTON'S UP TO SOMETHIN',
AND YOU KNOW IT!
982
00:55:12,943 --> 00:55:14,443
WHAT PHONE CALL?!
983
00:55:14,445 --> 00:55:15,944
FIVE OR SIX HOURS AGO,
984
00:55:15,946 --> 00:55:18,013
HE SAID WE WAS TO RUN THINGS
TILL HE GOT BACK.
985
00:55:18,015 --> 00:55:19,548
GOT BACK FROM WHERE?!
986
00:55:19,550 --> 00:55:21,016
HIS MOUNTAIN CABIN, PROBABLY.
987
00:55:21,018 --> 00:55:22,618
I TOLD YOU TO KEEP QUIET!
988
00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:24,353
WHERE IS IT?!
989
00:55:24,355 --> 00:55:26,622
SOMEWHERE AROUND HOMERVILLE --
990
00:55:26,624 --> 00:55:28,924
A ROAD CALLED "OLD WILLOW."
991
00:55:28,926 --> 00:55:32,061
BUT WE AIN'T SURE
HE'S THERE, MIND YOU,
992
00:55:32,063 --> 00:55:33,529
BUT HE COULD BE.
993
00:55:33,531 --> 00:55:36,365
WELL, IN CASE
WE DON'T FIND HIM THERE,
994
00:55:36,367 --> 00:55:38,434
AND YOU HEAR
FROM HIM AGAIN,
995
00:55:38,436 --> 00:55:40,769
THERE'S DOUBLE THAT
IN IT FOR YA.
996
00:55:49,814 --> 00:55:52,414
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES,
ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
997
00:55:58,356 --> 00:56:01,523
OH, CHARLIE, LOOK!
998
00:56:01,525 --> 00:56:05,461
"I OWE YOU $5,000 --
D.J. MULROONEY."
999
00:56:05,463 --> 00:56:08,664
HUH!
TOLD YOU HE WAS TETCHED.
1000
00:56:16,073 --> 00:56:17,773
FILL 'ER UP.
1001
00:56:17,775 --> 00:56:19,975
HOLD IT A MINUTE.
1002
00:56:22,513 --> 00:56:24,780
HOW MUCH MONEY
YOU KIDS GOT?
1003
00:56:27,618 --> 00:56:32,921
35...36...37...
39 CENTS.
1004
00:56:32,923 --> 00:56:35,758
HOW ABOUT YOU, ELIZABETH?
1005
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,560
UM, A QUARTER
AND TWO NICKELS.
1006
00:56:38,562 --> 00:56:40,696
BETTER MAKE IT 2 GALLONS.
1007
00:56:43,033 --> 00:56:45,934
A MAN NAMED QUAXTON
HAS A CABIN AROUND HERE.
1008
00:56:45,936 --> 00:56:47,536
DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS?
1009
00:56:47,538 --> 00:56:49,605
NOPE.
1010
00:56:49,607 --> 00:56:52,174
DO YOU KNOW HIM?
1011
00:56:52,176 --> 00:56:53,609
NOPE.
1012
00:56:53,611 --> 00:56:55,978
WELL, I KNOW HE HAS
A PLACE HERE.
1013
00:56:55,980 --> 00:56:59,014
WELL, THAT PUTS YOU
ONE UP ON ME, DON'T IT?
1014
00:56:59,016 --> 00:57:01,717
HOW ABOUT THE OLD WILLOW ROAD?
DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS?
1015
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:03,085
YEP.
1016
00:57:03,087 --> 00:57:04,620
WELL, WHERE?!
1017
00:57:04,622 --> 00:57:06,722
ABOUT TWO DIRT ROADS
BACK.
1018
00:57:06,724 --> 00:57:08,056
THANKS.
1019
00:57:08,058 --> 00:57:09,591
THAT'S 72 CENTS.
1020
00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:12,027
HERE'S 74 --
KEEP THE CHANGE.
1021
00:57:14,064 --> 00:57:17,499
LAST OF THE BIG SPENDERS.
1022
00:57:24,642 --> 00:57:28,510
[ RATTLING ]
1023
00:57:28,512 --> 00:57:30,712
Knobby: OH, WHY DID I
EVER LEAVE MY REDWOODS?
1024
00:57:30,714 --> 00:57:32,648
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT,
JASPER.
1025
00:57:32,650 --> 00:57:34,683
Jasper: I'LL GET YOU
OUT OF HERE.
1026
00:57:34,685 --> 00:57:37,019
IF I HAD SENSE ENOUGH
TO STAY WHERE I BELONG,
1027
00:57:37,021 --> 00:57:39,721
WE'D NEVER BE
IN THIS MESS.
1028
00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:48,464
IT'S NO USE, JASPER.
1029
00:57:48,466 --> 00:57:50,732
NOW, GRANDPA,
WE'LL GET OUT OF HERE,
1030
00:57:50,734 --> 00:57:53,502
BUT WE GOT TO DO IT
BEFORE HE GETS BACK.
1031
00:57:53,504 --> 00:57:55,003
DON'T BOTHER ABOUT ME.
1032
00:57:55,005 --> 00:57:57,506
I'M ONLY A BURDEN TO YA.
I'M TOO OLD.
1033
00:57:57,508 --> 00:57:58,740
NOW, GRANDPA...
1034
00:57:58,742 --> 00:58:02,077
ENDIN' UP
COOPED UP LIKE THIS!
1035
00:58:02,079 --> 00:58:03,712
OH!
1036
00:58:03,714 --> 00:58:06,181
COME ON, GRANDPA.
1037
00:58:06,183 --> 00:58:08,217
[ GROANS ]
1038
00:58:08,219 --> 00:58:09,785
OH, ME POOR LEGS!
1039
00:58:09,787 --> 00:58:12,654
I CAN'T EVEN CLIMB OUT
OF HERE, LET ALONE ESCAPE.
1040
00:58:12,656 --> 00:58:14,156
YOU LEAVE THAT TO ME.
1041
00:58:14,158 --> 00:58:16,558
MAYBE IF YOU GO
WITH THAT QUAXTON FELLA
1042
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:18,660
AND BE IN HIS SHOW,
YOU'D MAKE OUT.
1043
00:58:18,662 --> 00:58:20,162
NEVER.
1044
00:58:20,164 --> 00:58:23,532
I WOULDN'T SPIT ON
A DOO-DEEN LIKE THAT QUAXTON.
1045
00:58:23,534 --> 00:58:25,501
WELL, MAYBE SO.
1046
00:58:25,503 --> 00:58:27,269
DO AS YOU LIKE.
1047
00:58:27,271 --> 00:58:29,972
I'M WANTIN' TO FADE AWAY
AND CALL IT QUITS.
1048
00:58:29,974 --> 00:58:32,040
THAT'S ENOUGH
OF THAT KIND OF TALK.
1049
00:58:32,042 --> 00:58:33,642
WE'RE GETTIN' OUT OF HERE.
1050
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:40,115
SUPPOSIN' WE DO ESCAPE.
WHAT GOOD'S IT GONNA DO US?
1051
00:58:40,117 --> 00:58:43,185
WE'RE THE LAST OF THE GNOMES,
YOU AND ME.
1052
00:58:43,187 --> 00:58:44,786
THIS IS THE --
1053
00:58:44,788 --> 00:58:46,555
IT'S THE END OF THE LINE.
1054
00:58:46,557 --> 00:58:48,724
GRANDPA, THERE'S A BEAUTIFUL
FOREST DOWN THE ROAD.
1055
00:58:48,726 --> 00:58:50,192
YOU'LL FEEL MORE YOURSELF
1056
00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:52,194
WHEN WE GET YOU BACK
WHERE YOU BELONG.
1057
00:58:52,196 --> 00:58:53,795
[ VEHICLE APPROACHES ]
1058
00:58:55,666 --> 00:58:57,633
QUICK -- THAT'S HIM!
1059
00:58:57,635 --> 00:59:01,670
I KEEP TELLIN' YA, BOY,
I'M TOO OLD!
1060
00:59:15,185 --> 00:59:18,086
[ KEY RATTLES IN LOCK ]
1061
00:59:18,088 --> 00:59:21,323
THERE -- THERE WE ARE, GENTS.
GNOME BURGERS --
1062
00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:25,260
HEY, YOU SNEAKY, LITTLE WEASEL!
COME BACK HERE!
1063
00:59:25,262 --> 00:59:26,662
KEEP GOIN', GRANDPA!
1064
00:59:26,664 --> 00:59:28,797
I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU
LATER!
1065
00:59:28,799 --> 00:59:31,700
OH, NO, YOU WON'T!
1066
00:59:33,737 --> 00:59:35,571
ON, NO, YOU DON'T!
1067
00:59:40,110 --> 00:59:42,744
AW, NOW LOOK, LITTLE FELLA,
1068
00:59:42,746 --> 00:59:46,648
YOU AND ME HAVE GREAT THINGS
AHEAD OF US --
1069
00:59:46,650 --> 00:59:48,116
GREAT THINGS!
1070
00:59:48,118 --> 00:59:49,685
OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
1071
00:59:49,687 --> 00:59:52,654
OH, I GOT IDEA ENOUGH.
1072
00:59:52,656 --> 00:59:54,823
OH, NOW,
DON'T BE LIKE THAT!
1073
01:00:00,264 --> 01:00:02,130
HA, HA,
WELL, WELL, WELL,
1074
01:00:02,132 --> 01:00:04,733
AREN'T YOU THE LIVELY,
LITTLE FELLOW, THOUGH, HUH?
1075
01:00:04,735 --> 01:00:07,636
WHICH IS MORE THAN CAN BE SAID
FOR YOUR OLD GRANDPA.
1076
01:00:07,638 --> 01:00:09,338
OH, BUT NEVER MIND HIM.
1077
01:00:09,340 --> 01:00:14,009
DON'T YOU SEE? WE DON'T
HAVE TO CUT HIM IN ON THIS.
1078
01:00:14,011 --> 01:00:17,813
IT'S JUST YOU AND ME
AND $1 MILLION --
1079
01:00:17,815 --> 01:00:19,815
ONE WHOLE COOL MILLION DOLLARS
1080
01:00:19,817 --> 01:00:22,384
WAITING FOR US
TO COME AND PICK IT UP.
1081
01:00:22,386 --> 01:00:23,685
UNH-UNH.
1082
01:00:23,687 --> 01:00:25,120
STAND BACK, QUAXTON.
1083
01:00:25,122 --> 01:00:26,722
I'M -- I'M WARNIN' YOU.
1084
01:00:26,724 --> 01:00:29,124
COME ONE STEP CLOSER,
AND I'LL SHOOT!
1085
01:00:29,126 --> 01:00:31,059
OH, COME ON, NOW,
LITTLE FELLOW.
1086
01:00:31,061 --> 01:00:32,694
I'M NOT TRYING
TO HURT YOU.
1087
01:00:32,696 --> 01:00:34,696
BESIDES, THE GUN
ISN'T EVEN LOADED.
1088
01:00:34,698 --> 01:00:38,333
[ GUN HAMMER CLICKS ]
1089
01:00:38,335 --> 01:00:40,669
SEE,
WHAT DID I TELL YOU, HUH?
1090
01:00:40,671 --> 01:00:44,106
NO, YOU SHOULD, UH --
SHOULD LEARN TO LISTEN TO ME
1091
01:00:44,108 --> 01:00:46,008
ONCE IN A WHILE.
1092
01:00:51,015 --> 01:00:54,750
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT,
LITTLE FRIEND.
1093
01:00:54,752 --> 01:00:57,019
YOU JUST MIGHT HAVE HURT ME.
1094
01:00:57,021 --> 01:01:01,156
FACT IS,
YOU MIGHT HAVE KILLED ME!
1095
01:01:08,332 --> 01:01:11,299
ALL RIGHT, QUAXTON.
CARE TO TRY AGAIN?
1096
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,067
OW!
1097
01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:52,107
UH...GOTCHA!
1098
01:02:02,753 --> 01:02:05,187
DON'T FIGHT IT!
1099
01:02:10,994 --> 01:02:12,094
AH!
1100
01:02:13,330 --> 01:02:15,097
[ LAUGHING ]
1101
01:02:15,099 --> 01:02:17,365
OH, BACK YOU COME!
1102
01:02:17,367 --> 01:02:20,068
OOH!
1103
01:02:27,244 --> 01:02:30,746
[ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]
1104
01:02:35,486 --> 01:02:39,087
Quaxton: I'M WARNING YOU,
NOW, DON'T MAKE ME MAD!
1105
01:02:39,089 --> 01:02:41,273
WHEN I GET MAD,
1106
01:02:41,274 --> 01:02:43,458
I GET DANGEROUS, AND I'LL WRING
YOUR NECK IF I HAVE TO!
1107
01:02:43,460 --> 01:02:45,227
NOW, REMEMBER, YOUNG FELLA,
1108
01:02:45,229 --> 01:02:48,130
I CAN MAKE AS MUCH MONEY
WITH A STUFFED GNOME,
1109
01:02:48,132 --> 01:02:49,464
SO FROM NOW ON,
1110
01:02:49,466 --> 01:02:52,067
I THINK YOU BETTER
PLAY IT MY WAY, HUH?
1111
01:02:52,069 --> 01:02:55,237
I MEAN IT!
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE!
1112
01:02:55,239 --> 01:02:57,038
I'M THROUGH BEING NICE!
1113
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:58,406
NOW, YOU HOLD STILL,
1114
01:02:58,408 --> 01:03:00,442
OR I'LL BREAK YOU IN PIECES!
1115
01:03:03,781 --> 01:03:06,248
JASPER,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?!
1116
01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:09,251
YEAH, BUT GRANDPA'S GONE,
AND I'M WORRIED ABOUT HIM!
1117
01:03:09,253 --> 01:03:10,552
HE'S WANTIN' TO FADE AWAY!
1118
01:03:10,554 --> 01:03:13,488
YOU SKUNK!
- NO, NO, NO --
1119
01:03:13,490 --> 01:03:16,491
YOU LOW-DOWN,
UNMITIGATED SCOUNDREL!
1120
01:03:16,493 --> 01:03:20,028
JUST WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!
YOU UNSCRUPULOUS DOO-DEEN!
1121
01:03:20,030 --> 01:03:21,496
I WASN'T TRYIN' TO HURT THEM.
1122
01:03:21,498 --> 01:03:24,266
I WAS ONLY TRYIN'
TO MAKE A LITTLE DEAL!
1123
01:03:26,003 --> 01:03:27,803
WAIT JUST A MINUTE!
HE'S MY GNOME!
1124
01:03:27,805 --> 01:03:30,138
YOU SAID YOU WANTED
NOTHING MORE TO DO WITH THEM!
1125
01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:31,573
WHERE'S KNOBBY?
1126
01:03:31,575 --> 01:03:34,376
THERE'S A FOREST DOWN THE ROAD.
I SAID I'D MEET HIM THERE.
1127
01:03:34,378 --> 01:03:36,244
MR. MULROONEY,
YOU'RE A BUSINESSMAN.
1128
01:03:36,246 --> 01:03:39,414
I HAVE A PROPOSITION
TO MAKE YOU ON A GOOD THING!
1129
01:03:39,416 --> 01:03:41,483
LISTEN,
YOU'RE MISSING A BET!
1130
01:03:41,485 --> 01:03:44,486
NOW, THERE'S A FORTUNE
IN IT FOR ALL OF US!
1131
01:03:44,488 --> 01:03:48,056
MULROONEY!
1132
01:03:48,058 --> 01:03:50,458
[ CRYING ]
1133
01:03:57,167 --> 01:03:59,301
HAVE YOU SEEN ANYTHING
OF AN OLD GAFFER
1134
01:03:59,303 --> 01:04:01,403
AND A COUPLE OF KIDS
IN A ROLLS-ROYCE?
1135
01:04:01,405 --> 01:04:04,339
ROLLS-ROYCE...
LIKE THAT ONE?
1136
01:04:06,276 --> 01:04:08,043
YES, LIKE THAT ONE.
1137
01:04:08,045 --> 01:04:11,112
HEY, THAT'S IT! WHAT ARE WE
WAITING FOR? AFTER HIM!
1138
01:04:11,114 --> 01:04:13,515
HEY!
1139
01:04:13,517 --> 01:04:16,151
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
1140
01:04:16,153 --> 01:04:18,486
[ BELL DINGING ]
1141
01:04:18,488 --> 01:04:20,055
OH, NO!
1142
01:04:20,057 --> 01:04:21,389
OH! OH!
1143
01:04:21,391 --> 01:04:23,124
[ WHIMPERING ]
1144
01:04:33,637 --> 01:04:36,338
OHHHHH!
1145
01:04:38,308 --> 01:04:40,642
GRANDFATHER, THERE'S
SOMEBODY TAILING US.
1146
01:04:40,644 --> 01:04:42,510
ANYBODY WE KNOW?
1147
01:04:42,512 --> 01:04:44,346
IT'S MR. YARBY.
1148
01:04:44,348 --> 01:04:47,148
MR. YARBY?!
WELL, WELL, WELL.
1149
01:04:53,590 --> 01:04:56,124
KEEP OUT OF SIGHT,
JASPER.
1150
01:04:56,126 --> 01:04:58,393
ALL RIGHT, MR. MULROONEY.
1151
01:04:58,395 --> 01:05:00,028
BUT WHY, GRANDFATHER?
1152
01:05:00,030 --> 01:05:01,596
WHY NOT STOP
AND LET THEM SEE HIM?
1153
01:05:01,598 --> 01:05:03,598
THAT WOULD PROVE
YOU WEREN'T CRAZY.
1154
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:05,267
NOT ON YOUR LIFE, HONEY.
1155
01:05:05,269 --> 01:05:07,302
IT'LL BE A COLD DAY
IN THE TROPICS
1156
01:05:07,304 --> 01:05:09,404
WHEN D.J. MULROONEY
DOES ANYTHING
1157
01:05:09,406 --> 01:05:12,607
JUST TO PROVE TO RALPH YARBY
THAT HE'S GOT ALL HIS MARBLES.
1158
01:05:19,149 --> 01:05:21,516
FASTER, MAN, FASTER!
1159
01:05:21,518 --> 01:05:24,152
YES, MR. YARBY.
1160
01:05:24,154 --> 01:05:25,520
THEY'RE GAINING ON US!
1161
01:05:25,522 --> 01:05:27,122
THEY WON'T FOR LONG.
1162
01:05:27,124 --> 01:05:29,357
LET'S SEE HOW WELL
THEY KEEP UP
1163
01:05:29,359 --> 01:05:31,293
WHEN THE GOING GETS ROUGH.
1164
01:05:57,688 --> 01:06:01,523
JASPER, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO KEEP OUT OF SIGHT.
1165
01:06:01,525 --> 01:06:06,161
I'M TRYIN' TO,
MR. MULROONEY!
1166
01:06:06,163 --> 01:06:08,596
OH!
1167
01:06:18,175 --> 01:06:19,507
LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING!
1168
01:06:19,509 --> 01:06:21,476
I CAN'T SEE THE ROAD
FOR THE TREES!
1169
01:06:42,299 --> 01:06:46,301
DON'T STOP, STUPID!
GET GOING, GET GOING!
1170
01:07:05,555 --> 01:07:09,290
GET THAT HOOD CLOSED!
WE CAN'T SEE WHERE WE'RE GOING!
1171
01:07:09,292 --> 01:07:11,493
I KNOW, MR. YARBY,
BUT HOW?!
1172
01:07:17,300 --> 01:07:20,268
GIVE 'ER THE GAS!
FULL SPEED AHEAD!
1173
01:07:22,139 --> 01:07:25,507
I SAID AHEAD!
PUT ON THE BRAKES!
1174
01:07:27,544 --> 01:07:29,711
MAYBE YOU'D CARE TO TRY.
1175
01:07:39,623 --> 01:07:41,556
THEY'RE WITH US AGAIN!
1176
01:07:41,558 --> 01:07:45,393
WELL, LET'S SEE
HOW THEY ARE ON CORNERING.
1177
01:07:58,475 --> 01:08:01,509
HOLD TIGHT, EVERYBODY!
1178
01:08:03,547 --> 01:08:06,681
WHEE! I TAKE IT
ALL BACK, GRANDFATHER!
1179
01:08:06,683 --> 01:08:08,450
THIS IS SOME CAR!
1180
01:08:11,154 --> 01:08:12,353
OH!
1181
01:08:16,593 --> 01:08:21,362
JUST SOME FENDERS --
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
1182
01:08:23,300 --> 01:08:24,599
TURN, TURN, TURN!
1183
01:08:24,601 --> 01:08:27,102
MR. YARBY,
WOULD YOU CARE TO DRIVE?!
1184
01:08:27,104 --> 01:08:28,169
I --
1185
01:08:33,577 --> 01:08:35,510
AAH!
1186
01:08:43,220 --> 01:08:45,320
WHAT DID WE LOSE NOW?!
1187
01:08:45,322 --> 01:08:47,322
ONLY THE REAR WHEELS!
1188
01:09:05,208 --> 01:09:06,641
LOOK OUT, RALPH!
1189
01:09:18,622 --> 01:09:23,925
THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM
LIKE THEY USED TO, HUH, RALPH?
1190
01:09:32,736 --> 01:09:34,736
GRANDPA!
1191
01:09:34,738 --> 01:09:36,371
GRANDPA!
1192
01:09:36,373 --> 01:09:37,705
D.J.: KNOBBY!
1193
01:09:37,707 --> 01:09:39,440
Children: KNOBBY!
1194
01:09:39,442 --> 01:09:41,876
YOO-HOO, KNOBBY!
1195
01:09:41,878 --> 01:09:45,180
KNOBBY!
WHERE ARE YOU?!
1196
01:09:45,182 --> 01:09:47,615
GRANDPA!
1197
01:09:47,617 --> 01:09:50,919
GRANDPA, SHOW YOURSELF!
1198
01:09:50,921 --> 01:09:52,453
KNOBBY!
1199
01:09:52,455 --> 01:09:53,922
GRANDPA!!
1200
01:09:53,924 --> 01:09:55,924
YOU DON'T THINK
HE'S FADED AWAY?
1201
01:09:55,926 --> 01:09:57,659
OH, NO -- KNOBBY!
1202
01:09:57,661 --> 01:10:00,395
KNOBBY!
- WHERE ARE YOU?!
1203
01:10:00,397 --> 01:10:03,498
SHH! I THINK
I HEAR SOMETHING.
1204
01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:05,266
YAHOO!
1205
01:10:06,469 --> 01:10:08,369
YIPPEE!
1206
01:10:09,573 --> 01:10:10,605
YAHOO!
1207
01:10:10,607 --> 01:10:13,274
YAHOO! YIPPEE!
1208
01:10:13,276 --> 01:10:15,577
GRANDPA,
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?!
1209
01:10:15,579 --> 01:10:17,212
MULROONEY, YOU WERE RIGHT!
1210
01:10:17,214 --> 01:10:18,947
WE AIN'T THE ONLY GNOMES
IN THE WORLD!
1211
01:10:18,949 --> 01:10:20,248
YEE-HAY!
1212
01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:21,583
RUFUS?
- YES?
1213
01:10:21,585 --> 01:10:24,919
COME ON OUT AND MEET
MY DOO-DEEN FRIENDS!
1214
01:10:24,921 --> 01:10:28,323
ANY FRIEND OF KNOBBY'S
IS A FRIEND OF OURS!
1215
01:10:28,325 --> 01:10:29,891
HELLO, DOO-DEEN.
WELCOME.
1216
01:10:29,893 --> 01:10:31,926
WELL, THANK YOU.
IT'S NICE TO BE HERE.
1217
01:10:31,928 --> 01:10:33,228
HI.
1218
01:10:33,230 --> 01:10:34,996
AND IS THIS THE YOUNG ONE
1219
01:10:34,998 --> 01:10:38,333
WHO WOULD LIKE TO MEET
SOME OTHER GNOMES?
1220
01:10:38,335 --> 01:10:40,902
YES, SIR, I SURE WOULD.
1221
01:10:40,904 --> 01:10:43,738
GOOD.
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
1222
01:10:56,286 --> 01:10:57,619
MY BOY...
1223
01:10:57,621 --> 01:11:00,421
IF YOU WERE AFRAID YOU
WERE THE LAST OF THE GNOMES,
1224
01:11:00,423 --> 01:11:01,689
TAKE HEART.
1225
01:11:01,691 --> 01:11:04,325
THERE'S LOTS OF US,
AND HERE'S THE PROOF.
1226
01:11:04,327 --> 01:11:06,728
YOU NEEDN'T EVER BE
LONESOME AGAIN.
1227
01:11:11,334 --> 01:11:13,334
SOMETHIN' THE MATTER
WITH YOU, BOY?
1228
01:11:13,336 --> 01:11:15,370
AIN'T YOU GLAD
TO FIND MORE GNOMES?
1229
01:11:15,372 --> 01:11:18,439
WELL, YEAH, GRANDPA,
ONLY, UH, UH...
1230
01:11:18,441 --> 01:11:21,342
WELL, W-WHAT ABOUT
THE, UH, UH...
1231
01:11:21,344 --> 01:11:23,645
WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN!
1232
01:11:23,647 --> 01:11:27,282
ALL RIGHT, OUT WITH IT!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
1233
01:11:27,284 --> 01:11:29,618
KNOBBY...
1234
01:11:29,619 --> 01:11:31,953
I THINK THE BOY'S TRYIN' TO SAY,
"ARE THERE ANY GIRL GNOMES?"
1235
01:11:31,955 --> 01:11:34,022
WELL, OF COURSE!
HOW STUPID OF ME!
1236
01:11:34,024 --> 01:11:37,525
RUFUS HERE HAS MORE GIRL GNOMES
THAN HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH!
1237
01:11:37,527 --> 01:11:38,760
RIGHT, RUFUS?
1238
01:11:38,762 --> 01:11:40,528
OH, AND YOU KNOW I HAVE!
1239
01:11:40,530 --> 01:11:42,897
MY GOODNESS,
HAVE I GOT GIRLS?!
1240
01:11:42,899 --> 01:11:45,400
I GOT BIG GIRLS,
AND I REALLY MEAN BIG ONES,
1241
01:11:45,402 --> 01:11:47,669
AND LITTLE GIRLS
IF YOU WANT A LITTLE ONE.
1242
01:11:47,671 --> 01:11:49,437
I GOT MEDIUM-SIZE ONES.
1243
01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:51,606
HAVE I GOT GIRLS?!
WHY, I'VE GOT SOME --
1244
01:11:51,608 --> 01:11:53,574
I'LL SHOW YOU.
GIRLS?!
1245
01:11:53,576 --> 01:11:55,343
GIRLS?!
1246
01:11:55,345 --> 01:11:56,644
COME ON OUT, GIRLS!
1247
01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:58,613
THE ELIGIBLE GNOME IS HERE!
1248
01:12:01,017 --> 01:12:02,950
[ SCREAMING AND GIGGLING ]
1249
01:12:06,356 --> 01:12:08,356
HOLD IT, HOLD IT!
1250
01:12:08,358 --> 01:12:10,358
NOW, DON'T LOSE
YOUR HEADS, GIRLS!
1251
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:13,094
BACK THERE, BACK THERE!
GO LINE UP. LINE UP, NOW.
1252
01:12:22,072 --> 01:12:24,505
GIRLS ARE SO SILLY!
1253
01:12:24,507 --> 01:12:26,908
DON'T YOU THINK SO?
1254
01:12:26,910 --> 01:12:28,676
NO.
1255
01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:31,479
WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE,
GRANDFATHER?
1256
01:12:31,481 --> 01:12:34,082
WELL, NOW, IT'S
KIND OF HARD TO SAY.
1257
01:12:34,084 --> 01:12:35,683
I LIKE 'EM ALL.
1258
01:12:37,654 --> 01:12:40,755
WELL, DON'T STAND THERE
LIKE A STUMP, BOY!
1259
01:12:40,757 --> 01:12:42,957
YOU COME LOOKIN' FOR A BRIDE!
1260
01:12:42,959 --> 01:12:44,992
GET GOIN'!
GO ON, GO ON!
1261
01:12:44,994 --> 01:12:47,528
THIS IS NO TIME
TO BE BASHFUL!
1262
01:12:53,370 --> 01:12:55,770
Knobby: GO AHEAD, BOY!
GO AHEAD!
1263
01:12:57,707 --> 01:13:00,141
THAT ONE'S POPPY.
1264
01:13:00,143 --> 01:13:02,543
AND THE NEXT --
THAT'S PETUNIA --
1265
01:13:02,545 --> 01:13:04,679
NAMED AFTER A FLOWER,
YOU KNOW.
1266
01:13:04,681 --> 01:13:08,483
THAT'S HEATHER...
AND THAT ONE IS MORNING GLORY.
1267
01:13:08,485 --> 01:13:11,619
THAT'S A LOVELY NAME.
1268
01:13:11,621 --> 01:13:14,689
OH, JASPER,
THAT'S SNAPDRAGON.
1269
01:13:14,691 --> 01:13:17,458
BY THE WAY, SHE'S
MY NIECE, JASPER.
1270
01:13:17,460 --> 01:13:19,927
SHE'S THE ONE
I THINK HE'LL LIKE.
1271
01:13:19,929 --> 01:13:21,462
[ GIGGLES ]
1272
01:13:21,464 --> 01:13:24,665
SHE'S THE ONE
I THINK YOU'LL LIKE.
1273
01:13:24,667 --> 01:13:27,702
OH, THAT NEXT ONE --
THAT'S BUTTERCUP.
1274
01:13:27,704 --> 01:13:30,071
THAT'S DAISY -- DAISY --
1275
01:13:30,073 --> 01:13:32,073
THAT'S A PRETTY NAME.
1276
01:13:32,075 --> 01:13:33,541
YEAH.
1277
01:13:33,543 --> 01:13:35,977
HE MUST BE GETTING OLD --
1278
01:13:35,979 --> 01:13:37,678
AND THISTLE DOWN...
1279
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:39,614
AND THAT'S PRIMROSE.
1280
01:13:39,616 --> 01:13:42,717
AND THERE'S DEWDROP --
DEWDROP --
1281
01:13:42,719 --> 01:13:45,953
SO PRETTY, THAT --
AZALEA...
1282
01:13:45,955 --> 01:13:48,156
AND THAT'S PEARBLOSSOM.
1283
01:13:48,158 --> 01:13:51,025
PEARBLOSSOM --
THAT'S TWO WORDS
1284
01:13:51,027 --> 01:13:53,060
MADE INTO ONE, YOU KNOW.
1285
01:13:53,062 --> 01:13:55,062
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
1286
01:13:55,064 --> 01:13:57,498
POOR VIOLET, THERE.
1287
01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:59,667
A BIT BASHFUL,
I'M AFRAID.
1288
01:14:10,079 --> 01:14:12,079
UH...
1289
01:14:12,081 --> 01:14:14,081
H-HI.
1290
01:14:18,555 --> 01:14:20,054
WELL, COME ON, BOY!
1291
01:14:20,056 --> 01:14:22,523
IF THAT'S THE ONE,
GO AHEAD AND TAKE HER!
1292
01:14:24,627 --> 01:14:26,093
Rufus: OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
1293
01:14:26,095 --> 01:14:27,995
AND WHY NOT?
HE PICKED THE ONE HE WANTS!
1294
01:14:27,997 --> 01:14:29,697
"THE ONE HE WANTS!"
1295
01:14:29,699 --> 01:14:32,700
OH, MY GOODNESS! IT'S NOT
THE MALE THAT PICKS HIS MATE.
1296
01:14:32,702 --> 01:14:35,036
IT'S THE SHE-MALE
THAT PICKS THE DATE.
1297
01:14:35,038 --> 01:14:37,972
IT'LL ALL END OUT ALL RIGHT.
IT'S THE OLDEST LAW IN NATURE.
1298
01:14:37,974 --> 01:14:39,740
I NEVER HEARED
SUCH NONSENSE!
1299
01:14:39,742 --> 01:14:42,143
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
YOU KNOW THAT WHENEVER
1300
01:14:42,145 --> 01:14:44,078
WE HAVE A BUMPER CROP
OF FEMALES,
1301
01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:46,147
WE LIKE TO GIVE
EVERY MAIDEN A CHANCE.
1302
01:14:46,149 --> 01:14:49,183
WELL, YOU MEAN HE'S STUCK
WITH WHOEVER PICKS HIM?
1303
01:14:49,185 --> 01:14:52,086
NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT.
1304
01:14:52,088 --> 01:14:55,256
PREPARE THE ELIGIBLE GNOME!
1305
01:14:58,995 --> 01:15:02,163
[ FEMALE GNOMES GIGGLING ]
1306
01:15:21,150 --> 01:15:23,184
WHAT ARE THEY DOING
TO JASPER?
1307
01:15:23,186 --> 01:15:25,520
IT'S JUST
A LITTLE COMPLICATION.
1308
01:15:25,522 --> 01:15:28,523
I THOUGHT OF IT MYSELF.
IT MAKES IT A LITTLE MORE FUN.
1309
01:15:28,525 --> 01:15:29,624
FUN?!
1310
01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:30,791
[ LAUGHING ]
1311
01:15:30,793 --> 01:15:32,260
[ SPLASHING ]
1312
01:15:38,167 --> 01:15:40,635
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
1313
01:15:43,106 --> 01:15:44,739
[ LAUGHS ]
1314
01:15:44,741 --> 01:15:46,774
A GREASED GNOME.
- A WHAT?
1315
01:15:46,776 --> 01:15:48,743
IT'S LIKE
A GREASED-PIG CHASE.
1316
01:15:48,745 --> 01:15:51,178
THE ONE WHO CATCHES HIM
GETS TO KEEP HIM.
1317
01:15:51,180 --> 01:15:52,713
IT'S NOT VERY ROMANTIC.
1318
01:15:52,715 --> 01:15:54,782
FORM YOUR CIRCLE!
1319
01:15:58,721 --> 01:16:00,655
ALL RIGHT, GIRLS!
1320
01:16:00,657 --> 01:16:03,758
YOU ALL KNOW THE RULES!
1321
01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:07,261
YOU'VE GOT TO HANG ON
TO YOUR GNOME
1322
01:16:07,263 --> 01:16:09,130
FOR A COUNT OF 7!
1323
01:16:09,132 --> 01:16:10,798
IS THAT CLEAR?!
1324
01:16:12,735 --> 01:16:15,803
ON YOUR MARK...
1325
01:16:22,645 --> 01:16:24,712
...GET SET...
1326
01:16:29,118 --> 01:16:31,719
GO!
1327
01:16:31,721 --> 01:16:33,788
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
1328
01:16:37,694 --> 01:16:39,160
[ RUMBLING ]
1329
01:16:49,772 --> 01:16:52,673
OOH! HA HA!
OOH! HA HA!
1330
01:16:52,675 --> 01:16:54,275
AH, KEEP QUIET!
1331
01:16:56,779 --> 01:16:59,046
RUN FOR IT, JASPER!
1332
01:16:59,048 --> 01:17:00,815
HEAD FOR THE TALL TIMBER!
1333
01:17:14,330 --> 01:17:16,797
WATCH IT, BOY!
THEY'RE TRICKY!
1334
01:17:16,799 --> 01:17:18,633
FOR A MAN TO WIN THIS GAME,
1335
01:17:18,635 --> 01:17:21,702
HE'S GOT TO HAVE EYES
IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!
1336
01:17:23,673 --> 01:17:25,806
[ SHOUTING ]
1337
01:17:33,216 --> 01:17:36,217
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
WHERE'S JASPER?
1338
01:17:36,219 --> 01:17:38,753
HE'S ESCAPED.
HEY, LOOK!
1339
01:17:42,091 --> 01:17:44,125
[ RUSTLING ]
OVER THERE!
1340
01:17:44,127 --> 01:17:47,061
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
1341
01:17:54,037 --> 01:17:55,336
Psst!
1342
01:17:55,338 --> 01:17:57,104
Violet!
1343
01:17:57,106 --> 01:17:58,739
Catch me!
1344
01:18:02,011 --> 01:18:04,078
GOOD GIRL, SNAPDRAGON!
1345
01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:08,049
HOW'D YOU LIKE
THAT SNAPPY CATCH, KNOBBY?
1346
01:18:19,295 --> 01:18:20,294
OOP!
1347
01:18:22,031 --> 01:18:24,298
GET IN THERE, VIOLET!
IT'S ANYBODY'S GNOME!
1348
01:18:34,444 --> 01:18:36,844
CATCH ME!
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!
1349
01:18:37,413 --> 01:18:41,482
WELL, HURRY UP!
GRAB ME BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
1350
01:18:41,484 --> 01:18:44,118
NOW, GIRL, NOW!
GO ON -- GO AHEAD!
1351
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:45,352
[ SHOUTING RESUMES ]
1352
01:18:45,354 --> 01:18:49,090
GRAB HIM!
1353
01:18:49,092 --> 01:18:52,426
OH, NO! DID YOU EVER SEE
SUCH A BACKWARD FEMALE?!
1354
01:19:30,767 --> 01:19:31,398
ATTAGIRL!
1355
01:19:35,838 --> 01:19:37,772
REMINDS ME OF THE TIME
1356
01:19:37,774 --> 01:19:39,774
I WAS CHASIN'
THIS GREASED PIG --
1357
01:19:39,776 --> 01:19:42,143
THERE AIN'T GONNA BE
MUCH LEFT OF THE BOY
1358
01:19:42,145 --> 01:19:44,145
WHEN WHOEVER GETS HIM
GETS HIM!
1359
01:19:44,147 --> 01:19:45,813
[ WHISTLES ]
1360
01:20:06,102 --> 01:20:08,402
DODGE 'EM, SON!
DODGE 'EM!
1361
01:20:16,579 --> 01:20:18,145
LOOK BELOW YOU, BOY!
1362
01:20:18,147 --> 01:20:20,381
BELOW YOU!
1363
01:20:27,056 --> 01:20:29,190
COME ON, VIOLET,
GET IN THERE!
1364
01:20:29,192 --> 01:20:30,591
GET IN THERE!
1365
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:39,366
JASPER!
1366
01:20:43,239 --> 01:20:45,005
SHE'S GOT HIM!
1367
01:20:45,007 --> 01:20:47,341
HOLD ON!
OOH, HOLD ON!
1368
01:20:47,343 --> 01:20:49,543
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT,
YOU OLD COOT?
1369
01:20:51,581 --> 01:20:54,081
HANG ON, VIOLET!
YOU'VE GOT YOUR GNOME!
1370
01:20:54,083 --> 01:20:55,382
START COUNTIN'.
1371
01:20:55,384 --> 01:20:56,851
ONE...
1372
01:20:58,487 --> 01:21:00,588
TWO...
1373
01:21:00,590 --> 01:21:02,189
THREE...
1374
01:21:02,191 --> 01:21:03,390
FASTER!
1375
01:21:03,392 --> 01:21:05,159
STOP INTERRUPTING ME!
1376
01:21:05,161 --> 01:21:08,295
YOU KNOW I ALWAYS GET FLUSTERED
WHEN I GET STUTTERS!
1377
01:21:08,297 --> 01:21:11,866
WHEN I GET STUTTERS, I MEAN --
LOOK WHAT YOU -- F-FOUR...
1378
01:21:11,868 --> 01:21:17,504
F-FIVE...
1379
01:21:17,506 --> 01:21:19,406
WHAT COMES AFTER FIVE?
1380
01:21:19,408 --> 01:21:21,208
SIX!
- OH.
1381
01:21:21,210 --> 01:21:22,509
S-SIX...
1382
01:21:22,511 --> 01:21:24,178
SEVEN!
1383
01:21:24,180 --> 01:21:27,147
OH!
1384
01:21:27,149 --> 01:21:28,515
OH, NO!
1385
01:21:28,517 --> 01:21:30,451
THERE HE IS!
1386
01:21:45,034 --> 01:21:46,233
VIOLET!
1387
01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:53,407
Knobby: SHE GOT HIM!
1388
01:21:53,409 --> 01:21:55,175
WHO'S GOT HIM?!
1389
01:21:55,177 --> 01:21:57,244
WELL, START COUNTIN'!
1390
01:21:57,246 --> 01:21:58,479
ONE...
1391
01:21:58,481 --> 01:22:00,047
TWO...
1392
01:22:00,049 --> 01:22:02,082
THREE...
1393
01:22:02,084 --> 01:22:04,018
FOUR...
1394
01:22:04,020 --> 01:22:05,586
FIVE...
1395
01:22:05,588 --> 01:22:07,454
SIX...
1396
01:22:07,456 --> 01:22:09,523
SEVEN!
1397
01:22:12,261 --> 01:22:15,062
IT'S VIOLET!
IT'S VIOLET! IT'S VIOLET!
1398
01:22:15,064 --> 01:22:16,263
IT'S VIOLET!
1399
01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:19,466
VIOLET IS
THE OFFICIAL WINNER!
1400
01:22:27,410 --> 01:22:32,346
BY THE POWER AND AUTHORITY
VESTED IN ME
1401
01:22:32,348 --> 01:22:36,517
BY THE GNOMISH
COUNCIL OF ELDERS,
1402
01:22:36,519 --> 01:22:41,088
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
GNOME AND WIFE.
1403
01:22:43,092 --> 01:22:45,225
WELL, GO AHEAD, BOY,
KISS HER!
1404
01:22:45,227 --> 01:22:48,362
DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING
FOR YOU?
1405
01:22:53,102 --> 01:22:57,438
FOLKS, FOLKS,
1406
01:22:57,440 --> 01:23:00,207
MAY I HAVE
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?
1407
01:23:00,209 --> 01:23:02,576
TO HONOR
THIS MEMORABLE OCCASION,
1408
01:23:02,578 --> 01:23:04,611
SORT OF AS A WEDDING PRESENT,
1409
01:23:04,613 --> 01:23:06,547
I AM DEEDING TO THE GNOMES
1410
01:23:06,549 --> 01:23:09,283
50,000 ACRES
OF VIRGIN REDWOODS...
1411
01:23:09,285 --> 01:23:10,451
[ MURMURING ]
1412
01:23:10,453 --> 01:23:12,252
...TO BE YOURS FOR ETERNITY...
1413
01:23:12,254 --> 01:23:14,254
AND EVEN LONGER.
1414
01:23:15,458 --> 01:23:17,558
ANY AND ALL
YOUNG MARRIED COUPLES
1415
01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:20,427
WHO WANT TO COME ALONG
AND START A NEW COLONY --
1416
01:23:20,429 --> 01:23:24,698
THERE'S A GNOME MOBILE
LEAVING IMMEDIATELY.
1417
01:23:24,700 --> 01:23:27,134
THREE CHEERS
FOR D.J. MULROONEY!
1418
01:23:27,136 --> 01:23:27,735
HIP, HIP!
1419
01:23:27,737 --> 01:23:28,486
HIP, HIP!
1420
01:23:28,487 --> 01:23:29,236
HOORAY!
1421
01:23:29,238 --> 01:23:30,137
HIP, HIP!
1422
01:23:30,139 --> 01:23:30,654
HIP, HIP!
1423
01:23:30,655 --> 01:23:31,170
HOORAY!
1424
01:23:31,173 --> 01:23:31,739
HIP, HIP!
1425
01:23:31,741 --> 01:23:37,244
HIP, HIP!
HOORAY!
1426
01:23:37,246 --> 01:23:39,546
¶ IN THE GNOME MOBILE,
THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
1427
01:23:39,548 --> 01:23:42,182
¶ WE'RE ROLLING ALONG
IN THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
1428
01:23:42,184 --> 01:23:44,418
¶ OH, WHAT A WONDERFUL
WAY TO FEEL ¶
1429
01:23:44,420 --> 01:23:46,553
¶ ROLLING ALONG
IN THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
1430
01:23:46,555 --> 01:23:49,089
¶ IN YEARS TO COME,
I CAN GUARANTEE ¶
1431
01:23:49,091 --> 01:23:51,291
¶ A DOZEN GRANDCHILDREN
AT YOUR KNEE ¶
1432
01:23:51,293 --> 01:23:53,627
¶ AND EVERY ONE OF 'EM
PROUD TO CLAIM ¶
1433
01:23:53,629 --> 01:23:56,196
¶ "MULROONEY IS
ME MIDDLE NAME" ¶
1434
01:23:56,198 --> 01:23:58,399
¶ IN THE GNOME MOBILE,
THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
1435
01:23:58,401 --> 01:24:00,534
¶ WE'RE ROLLING ALONG
IN THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
1436
01:24:00,536 --> 01:24:03,103
¶ OH, WHAT A WONDERFUL
WAY TO FEEL ¶
1437
01:24:03,105 --> 01:24:05,305
¶ ROLLING ALONG
IN THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
1438
01:24:05,307 --> 01:24:07,441
¶ IN THE GNOME MOBILE,
THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
1439
01:24:07,443 --> 01:24:09,610
¶ WE'RE ROLLING ALONG
IN THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
1440
01:24:09,612 --> 01:24:12,112
¶ OH, WHAT A WONDERFUL
WAY TO FEEL ¶
1441
01:24:12,114 --> 01:24:14,281
¶ ROLLING ALONG
IN THE GNOME MOBILE ¶
1442
01:24:14,283 --> 01:24:18,318
[ WHISTLING TUNE ]
1443
01:24:22,258 --> 01:24:25,259
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1444
01:24:25,261 --> 01:24:29,296
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