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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,397 --> 00:00:04,239 - Synced and Corrected by peterbrito - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:06,147 --> 00:00:09,068 Valerie: See? This is why you arrive 3 00:00:09,069 --> 00:00:10,908 at this party sooner rather than later. 4 00:00:10,909 --> 00:00:12,748 One year, it rained, 5 00:00:12,749 --> 00:00:15,333 and the valet line to leave took so long, 6 00:00:15,334 --> 00:00:17,918 it took Mark and I two days to get home. (Laughs) 7 00:00:17,919 --> 00:00:19,514 It's supposed to rain tomorrow. 8 00:00:19,515 --> 00:00:21,884 I hate an awards show in the rain. 9 00:00:21,885 --> 00:00:23,572 It's just wrong. Such a downer. 10 00:00:23,573 --> 00:00:25,188 No. Not a downer, Mickey. 11 00:00:25,189 --> 00:00:26,796 You know why? Because we'll all be there. 12 00:00:26,797 --> 00:00:29,100 Right? I don't care if it rains hot lava, 13 00:00:29,101 --> 00:00:30,452 I'm having a good time. 14 00:00:30,453 --> 00:00:32,484 (Laughs) That's the spirit, red. 15 00:00:32,485 --> 00:00:35,412 Oh, so pale. 16 00:00:35,413 --> 00:00:38,740 I look like my mother, if she'd ever been to China. 17 00:00:38,741 --> 00:00:41,060 No, don't be silly. You look fine. 18 00:00:41,061 --> 00:00:42,324 No, but I will. 19 00:00:42,325 --> 00:00:45,388 Nothing a little man tan can't solve. 20 00:00:45,389 --> 00:00:47,468 Jane: How long has she lived here? 21 00:00:47,469 --> 00:00:50,044 About a year. Juna? Yeah. 22 00:00:50,045 --> 00:00:51,132 She has to move every year. 23 00:00:51,133 --> 00:00:53,164 You know, people find out where she lives, so... 24 00:00:53,165 --> 00:00:55,212 Price of fame. It costs. 25 00:00:55,213 --> 00:00:58,489 - Welcome. Name, please. - Valerie Cherish. 26 00:00:58,490 --> 00:01:00,754 Mickey, I'm blind. (Laughs) 27 00:01:02,153 --> 00:01:05,322 I can't wait to see this on "tmz." 28 00:01:05,323 --> 00:01:09,493 "Valerie Cherish arrives with mystery man putting on makeup." 29 00:01:09,494 --> 00:01:11,242 - (Laughs) - I have no Valerie Cherish. 30 00:01:11,547 --> 00:01:13,835 Jane: Valerie Cherish. She's Emmy-nominated. 31 00:01:13,836 --> 00:01:15,307 Jane, let him check again. 32 00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:17,445 Do you have Jane Benson? 33 00:01:17,446 --> 00:01:20,693 Yep. Jane Benson and a crew of three. 34 00:01:20,694 --> 00:01:22,589 They're in the Jeep behind us filming. 35 00:01:22,590 --> 00:01:24,497 That's me. That's it. Mark berman? 36 00:01:24,498 --> 00:01:26,420 Yeah. Mark Berman, plus one. 37 00:01:26,421 --> 00:01:28,853 Juna always puts it under my husband's name. 38 00:01:28,854 --> 00:01:31,585 You know, because she's sensitive and smart 39 00:01:31,586 --> 00:01:34,570 and understands what men need around powerful women. 40 00:01:34,571 --> 00:01:36,916 - May I see some I.D.? - Yeah. 41 00:01:36,917 --> 00:01:39,273 I'm sorry, but you could have just glanced at that name near "Benson." 42 00:01:39,274 --> 00:01:42,505 Dude, get a fucking clue. She is nominated for an Emmy. 43 00:01:42,506 --> 00:01:44,063 - Valerie Cherish. - Jane. 44 00:01:44,064 --> 00:01:46,961 No, it's fucking bullshit. You're nominated. 45 00:01:46,962 --> 00:01:49,040 I thought awards didn't mean anything. 46 00:01:49,041 --> 00:01:52,781 Okay. So, there's my, uh, registration, right there. 47 00:01:52,782 --> 00:01:55,048 Mrs. Mark Berman. And then that's my I.D. 48 00:01:55,049 --> 00:01:56,068 - Very good. - Okay. 49 00:01:56,069 --> 00:01:57,058 And is this your husband? (Laughs) 50 00:01:57,059 --> 00:02:00,172 Correction. He's the blind one. 51 00:02:00,173 --> 00:02:03,194 (Laughs) Mickey deane plus none. 52 00:02:03,195 --> 00:02:08,106 (Dance music playing) Bartender: Here's your champagne. Enjoy. 53 00:02:08,107 --> 00:02:11,833 Juna's party is a Hollywood institution. 54 00:02:11,834 --> 00:02:13,432 - And for you? - I'll have some fizzy water. 55 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:16,751 So exciting. She always has it during awards season, 56 00:02:16,752 --> 00:02:18,486 so everyone's up and in a good mood. 57 00:02:18,487 --> 00:02:21,066 (Laughs) Yeah, if they're nominated. 58 00:02:21,067 --> 00:02:23,190 That's not true. Now that's not true. 59 00:02:23,191 --> 00:02:25,656 This is that one time of year that you realize, 60 00:02:25,657 --> 00:02:29,295 you know, that despite the box office and the glamour, 61 00:02:29,296 --> 00:02:31,550 Hollywood's really just a small company town, 62 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:32,726 and you're on the team. 63 00:02:34,716 --> 00:02:36,967 That's a good end point if you want it, Jane. 64 00:02:36,968 --> 00:02:38,786 Jane: How long has she been doing it for? 65 00:02:38,787 --> 00:02:39,944 Uh, five years. 66 00:02:39,945 --> 00:02:42,531 Yeah. So... So, you know what? 67 00:02:42,532 --> 00:02:45,463 (Laughs) It's the one time of year that we know for sure 68 00:02:45,464 --> 00:02:46,515 we're going to see each other. 69 00:02:46,516 --> 00:02:50,536 You know, we used to meet for lunch once a month 70 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:51,651 after "Room and Bored," 71 00:02:51,652 --> 00:02:54,830 but then her career took off and my schedule... 72 00:02:54,831 --> 00:02:56,395 Oh, look at this. 73 00:02:56,396 --> 00:02:58,478 Pool party. 74 00:02:58,479 --> 00:02:59,478 Oh, yeah. 75 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:01,953 About the bass, about the bass 76 00:03:01,954 --> 00:03:03,861 - (Laughs) Oh. - (All applauding) 77 00:03:03,862 --> 00:03:06,603 Who is this for? 78 00:03:06,604 --> 00:03:08,970 Who... who's here? Can you see, Mickey? 79 00:03:08,971 --> 00:03:11,042 I think there's a boy over there 80 00:03:11,043 --> 00:03:12,838 who looks like it could be Tilda Swinton. 81 00:03:12,839 --> 00:03:14,986 - Uh-huh. - Jane: Val, it's you. 82 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:16,588 They're clapping for you. 83 00:03:16,589 --> 00:03:19,474 They're... that's for... Oh! 84 00:03:19,475 --> 00:03:22,060 (All cheering) 85 00:03:22,061 --> 00:03:25,880 Oh. Oh, thank you. 86 00:03:27,998 --> 00:03:29,460 Thank all of you. 87 00:03:33,054 --> 00:03:36,605 Oh, Jane, there she is. There's Juna. Okay. 88 00:03:37,725 --> 00:03:38,859 - Woman: Oh, Valerie. - Yeah. 89 00:03:38,860 --> 00:03:40,227 Hi. Hi. 90 00:03:40,228 --> 00:03:42,229 Sasha from caa. Oh! 91 00:03:42,230 --> 00:03:45,065 You're Sasha. You're my agent. Okay! 92 00:03:45,066 --> 00:03:46,817 Um, actually, I'm... I'm the other Sasha. 93 00:03:46,818 --> 00:03:48,151 Oh. All right. 94 00:03:48,152 --> 00:03:49,286 There... There's three of us. 95 00:03:49,287 --> 00:03:50,287 Right. Yeah. 96 00:03:50,288 --> 00:03:51,789 Uh, the other other one is right there. 97 00:03:51,790 --> 00:03:53,290 Oh, okay. But not your agent. 98 00:03:53,291 --> 00:03:54,925 Oh. Okay. 99 00:03:54,926 --> 00:03:57,427 But we all loved you in "Seeing Red." 100 00:03:57,428 --> 00:03:59,630 Aw, thank you, doll. Thank you. 101 00:03:59,631 --> 00:04:00,964 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 102 00:04:00,965 --> 00:04:02,933 Hey, Val! 103 00:04:02,934 --> 00:04:04,351 Juna, Juna, Juna. 104 00:04:04,352 --> 00:04:06,386 Hi. There she is, baby girl. 105 00:04:06,387 --> 00:04:07,638 You cut your hair. 106 00:04:07,639 --> 00:04:09,139 Hi. Hi. 107 00:04:09,140 --> 00:04:10,724 Look at you! 108 00:04:10,725 --> 00:04:14,478 Jane, hey. Oh my God. 109 00:04:14,479 --> 00:04:17,030 Yeah, Val emailed me and told me you were working for her again. 110 00:04:17,031 --> 00:04:18,982 Yeah. Your house is huge. 111 00:04:18,983 --> 00:04:21,201 Oh. I know. It's ridiculous. 112 00:04:21,202 --> 00:04:22,369 Well... 113 00:04:22,370 --> 00:04:24,204 (Laughs) Um, Val? Yeah? 114 00:04:24,205 --> 00:04:25,956 I need to talk to you about something. 115 00:04:25,957 --> 00:04:27,991 Sure. Yeah. 116 00:04:27,992 --> 00:04:32,462 Um, I saw Mickey earlier by the Sushi. 117 00:04:32,463 --> 00:04:34,498 Oh, yeah. We split up looking for you. 118 00:04:34,499 --> 00:04:35,883 Yeah. So... (Laughs) 119 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:40,754 Yeah, and, um, he doesn't look good, Val. 120 00:04:40,755 --> 00:04:42,389 Well, yeah. 121 00:04:42,390 --> 00:04:44,758 He's not feeling very well. So... 122 00:04:44,759 --> 00:04:49,228 Is he sick? Like, really sick? 123 00:04:50,732 --> 00:04:53,433 Well, he, um, 124 00:04:53,434 --> 00:04:56,320 doesn't want to talk about it. 125 00:04:56,321 --> 00:04:59,356 You know? But, um, he's got cancer. 126 00:04:59,357 --> 00:05:01,992 - (Gasps) - But he's okay. He's in treatment. 127 00:05:01,993 --> 00:05:03,243 - Crackers? - No, thank you. 128 00:05:03,244 --> 00:05:05,245 He's going to be okay, so... Yeah, looks good. 129 00:05:05,246 --> 00:05:08,448 You know, he's in treatment. You know? 130 00:05:08,449 --> 00:05:10,033 But it's going to be okay. So... 131 00:05:10,034 --> 00:05:11,869 I'm... I'm a little bit worried. 132 00:05:11,870 --> 00:05:15,172 You know, he usually has this special certain life force, 133 00:05:15,173 --> 00:05:16,707 and that's not there anymore. 134 00:05:16,708 --> 00:05:18,876 Yeah. I really think that's the medication. 135 00:05:18,877 --> 00:05:20,294 It's a tough one. 136 00:05:20,295 --> 00:05:23,296 You know? But he's going to be okay. 137 00:05:24,599 --> 00:05:27,384 You know, I wasn't going to go here, 138 00:05:27,385 --> 00:05:31,104 but I feel like... 139 00:05:31,105 --> 00:05:34,474 You're not seeing things, Val. And I'm worried. 140 00:05:34,475 --> 00:05:36,193 No. Mickey's going to be fine. 141 00:05:36,194 --> 00:05:37,394 No. I really do think that. 142 00:05:37,395 --> 00:05:39,780 I'm not just talking about Mickey. 143 00:05:39,781 --> 00:05:42,532 Juna, hey! I can't wait any longer. 144 00:05:42,533 --> 00:05:45,369 Oh. Well, I'll see you in a minute, okay, Sash? 145 00:05:45,370 --> 00:05:46,820 Oh. Okay. Just... 146 00:05:46,821 --> 00:05:48,906 Just give us a second. Okay? 147 00:05:48,907 --> 00:05:50,624 Okay. Let's go. 148 00:05:50,625 --> 00:05:53,160 - Oh. Okay. - Woman: Great party! 149 00:05:53,161 --> 00:05:54,661 Yeah. 150 00:05:54,662 --> 00:05:56,914 So, um... 151 00:05:56,915 --> 00:05:58,999 Hey. Sorry, got to get over here. 152 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,801 Excuse me. Fuck. It's okay. 153 00:06:00,802 --> 00:06:02,753 (Chuckles softly) 154 00:06:02,754 --> 00:06:04,421 (Sighs) What's going on? 155 00:06:04,422 --> 00:06:09,426 Um, my feelings were really hurt about something. 156 00:06:09,427 --> 00:06:11,178 Something that I did? 157 00:06:11,179 --> 00:06:13,897 Well, indirectly, maybe. 158 00:06:13,898 --> 00:06:17,067 Um... I... I'm okay. Thank you. Thank you so much. 159 00:06:17,068 --> 00:06:18,652 Looks good. 160 00:06:18,653 --> 00:06:20,771 I saw the show. 161 00:06:20,772 --> 00:06:22,522 - "Seeing Red"? - Yeah. 162 00:06:22,523 --> 00:06:25,776 Uh-huh. And, um, I'm really happy for you, Val. 163 00:06:25,777 --> 00:06:27,911 And I... I don't want to make this about me. 164 00:06:27,912 --> 00:06:32,616 But when I saw the show, it really hurt me. 165 00:06:32,617 --> 00:06:34,668 It's not you. You know? 166 00:06:34,669 --> 00:06:36,169 It's not me either. 167 00:06:36,170 --> 00:06:38,839 I just feel like we had this special relationship. 168 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:40,457 Yeah, we do. We do. 169 00:06:40,458 --> 00:06:43,627 And I was there for you and then you were there for me. 170 00:06:43,628 --> 00:06:48,598 And then, I turn on the TV, and I'm like, "ow." 171 00:06:48,599 --> 00:06:50,434 Oh, baby girl. 172 00:06:50,435 --> 00:06:52,102 But it just, you know, 173 00:06:52,103 --> 00:06:54,304 this makes it seem like I got ahead 174 00:06:54,305 --> 00:06:57,107 by taking my clothes off or sleeping my way into parts, 175 00:06:57,108 --> 00:06:58,392 which is not what happened. 176 00:06:58,393 --> 00:07:00,360 No, you didn't sleep with anyone. 177 00:07:00,361 --> 00:07:01,979 - Well, only people I wanted to. - Mm-hmm. 178 00:07:01,980 --> 00:07:03,947 But, you know, it's just that, 179 00:07:03,948 --> 00:07:05,866 you can't really write it off because you're in it. 180 00:07:05,867 --> 00:07:07,567 And it... And it's like an endorsement. 181 00:07:07,568 --> 00:07:09,953 It's like you're saying it's okay. 182 00:07:09,954 --> 00:07:12,239 Well, you know, it... 183 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,041 - Tuna Tartare? - Both: No, thank you. 184 00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:18,045 - Looks real good, though. - Listen. Okay? It's HBO. 185 00:07:18,046 --> 00:07:20,497 Not that many people are going to see it. So... 186 00:07:20,498 --> 00:07:23,550 People are talking about it. You know? 187 00:07:23,551 --> 00:07:25,886 Yeah. And I... when I'm promoting my movie, 188 00:07:25,887 --> 00:07:29,506 I have to tell people ahead of time that, you know, 189 00:07:29,507 --> 00:07:33,176 we can't discuss "Seeing Red," and it just looks bad. 190 00:07:33,177 --> 00:07:35,178 - Mm-hmm. - And, okay, yeah. 191 00:07:35,179 --> 00:07:37,347 You know, I do movies with robots. 192 00:07:37,348 --> 00:07:41,901 But I don't think any role is worth... 193 00:07:43,488 --> 00:07:44,654 I don't know. 194 00:07:44,655 --> 00:07:47,524 I may be wrong about all of it, but... 195 00:07:47,525 --> 00:07:49,659 But... I... Wrong about what? 196 00:07:49,660 --> 00:07:52,162 I just, you know... 197 00:07:52,163 --> 00:07:55,082 Yeah. Yeah, um... 198 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:57,868 I am really happy for you, Val. 199 00:07:57,869 --> 00:07:59,286 Thank you, thank you. I really am. 200 00:07:59,287 --> 00:08:01,538 I really am. I just... 201 00:08:01,539 --> 00:08:04,791 (Sighs) It just feels bad. 202 00:08:04,792 --> 00:08:07,710 I'm sorry. 203 00:08:09,097 --> 00:08:11,598 I am. I'm sorry. 204 00:08:11,599 --> 00:08:13,350 Okay. 205 00:08:13,351 --> 00:08:14,935 You know. And the other thing? 206 00:08:14,936 --> 00:08:17,270 Actually, the other thing that really kills me... 207 00:08:17,271 --> 00:08:19,723 - Uh-huh? - Is that Seth is charming. 208 00:08:19,724 --> 00:08:21,725 Yeah. He makes it looks like we were the problem. 209 00:08:21,726 --> 00:08:23,226 Oh, yeah. No, I know. Yeah. 210 00:08:23,227 --> 00:08:25,112 - Like, Seth is so winning. - I know. 211 00:08:25,113 --> 00:08:27,364 You know? It's like... It's like you and I 212 00:08:27,365 --> 00:08:29,199 - are these awful women... - I know. 213 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,701 Who are, like, just a body or an ego. 214 00:08:31,702 --> 00:08:34,121 I know. I know. That's how he wrote himself. 215 00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:35,489 You know? But you know what? 216 00:08:35,490 --> 00:08:37,491 I'll have to tell you the story one day. You know? 217 00:08:37,492 --> 00:08:39,576 But now is not the time. You know, your party. 218 00:08:39,577 --> 00:08:40,911 It's just not the right place. 219 00:08:40,912 --> 00:08:41,912 - Right. - Right? 220 00:08:41,913 --> 00:08:42,913 Okay, yeah. Yeah. 221 00:08:42,914 --> 00:08:45,916 Yeah, so... Well, I should, uh... 222 00:08:45,917 --> 00:08:48,418 I should probably just go say hi to everyone. 223 00:08:48,419 --> 00:08:50,087 Oh, sure, yeah. Shouldn't keep you. 224 00:08:50,088 --> 00:08:52,839 But where's... I didn't even say hi to Mark. 225 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,758 Oh. Well, yeah. He's not here. 226 00:08:54,759 --> 00:08:56,676 He couldn't make it because he had a... a business thing. 227 00:08:56,677 --> 00:09:00,814 What? But this is his favorite party every year. 228 00:09:00,815 --> 00:09:04,684 I mean, he... he tells me that he would never miss a year. 229 00:09:04,685 --> 00:09:07,270 Okay. 230 00:09:07,271 --> 00:09:09,940 Well, he... so... 231 00:09:09,941 --> 00:09:12,442 He's in the Palisades. 232 00:09:12,443 --> 00:09:15,912 And I... I left him a message about the party, you know? 233 00:09:15,913 --> 00:09:19,116 But he didn't... He didn't call me back, so... 234 00:09:19,117 --> 00:09:21,001 Are you guys okay? 235 00:09:21,002 --> 00:09:23,837 Yeah, we're going to be okay. Yeah. 236 00:09:23,838 --> 00:09:26,456 I hope nothing happens. 237 00:09:26,457 --> 00:09:29,543 Yeah, well... 238 00:09:29,544 --> 00:09:31,294 You know, I hope so. 239 00:09:31,295 --> 00:09:32,963 Val, you need Mark. 240 00:09:32,964 --> 00:09:34,798 No, I know. 241 00:09:34,799 --> 00:09:36,633 Oh, I... 242 00:09:36,634 --> 00:09:38,885 Nothing's going to happen. Nothing's going to happen. 243 00:09:38,886 --> 00:09:40,219 It's going to be okay. 244 00:09:43,307 --> 00:09:45,775 I've got... you know, I've got to get out of here. 245 00:09:45,776 --> 00:09:47,777 Because I've got to get Mickey back. 246 00:09:47,778 --> 00:09:50,063 Okay? 247 00:09:50,064 --> 00:09:52,032 Your house is so beautiful. 248 00:09:52,033 --> 00:09:53,733 It looks real good. 249 00:09:53,734 --> 00:09:55,285 You did such a good job with it. 250 00:09:55,286 --> 00:09:58,538 Okay? So... 251 00:09:58,539 --> 00:10:00,407 You've got to let me go. (Laughs) 252 00:10:00,408 --> 00:10:03,243 Okay. I've got to get Mickey back, okay? 253 00:10:03,244 --> 00:10:05,879 So, let's just think about Mickey. 254 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:08,331 Okay? Think about Mickey. Think about Mickey. 255 00:10:08,332 --> 00:10:10,550 - Val? - Yeah. 256 00:10:10,551 --> 00:10:13,587 - If you need anything... - Mm-hmm. Thank you. Thank you. 257 00:10:13,588 --> 00:10:16,890 Okay? Um, I'll be around for the next three days. Just... 258 00:10:16,891 --> 00:10:19,843 - Man: Whoo! - (Water splashing) 259 00:10:19,844 --> 00:10:21,978 Oh my God. 260 00:10:21,979 --> 00:10:25,348 Oh my God! Are you kidding? 261 00:10:25,349 --> 00:10:27,851 Oh my God, some kid just jumped off the balcony. 262 00:10:27,852 --> 00:10:30,520 Sasha, you've got to come see this. 263 00:10:30,521 --> 00:10:34,324 That is not safe. No, it is not. Who is that? 264 00:10:34,325 --> 00:10:35,859 Juna: Your nephew. 265 00:10:35,860 --> 00:10:38,912 That... what? That's Tyler? What is he even doing here? 266 00:10:38,913 --> 00:10:41,865 Well, he... he called my production company 267 00:10:41,866 --> 00:10:44,868 and... and asked if he could be invited, so... 268 00:10:44,869 --> 00:10:46,419 That was so nice of you. 269 00:10:46,420 --> 00:10:48,622 That was... First Hollywood party. 270 00:10:48,623 --> 00:10:50,290 So, yeah. 271 00:10:51,091 --> 00:10:53,523 - All right, who's next? - Here you go. 272 00:10:53,524 --> 00:10:55,616 Thank you. You go home. I ubered. 273 00:10:55,617 --> 00:10:57,764 Oh, no, no. You're coming home with us. Okay? 274 00:10:57,765 --> 00:11:00,050 Mickey's tired, and you weren't even invited. 275 00:11:00,051 --> 00:11:01,134 I'm invited. 276 00:11:01,135 --> 00:11:04,437 Uh, no. You used my name to get yourself in here 277 00:11:04,438 --> 00:11:06,640 and then you jumped off the balcony into a pool. 278 00:11:06,641 --> 00:11:08,892 And you're lucky you're not a paraplegic. That's what. 279 00:11:08,893 --> 00:11:10,977 Paraplegic, right. 280 00:11:10,978 --> 00:11:14,698 Won't be so funny when you're sipping your life through a straw. 281 00:11:14,699 --> 00:11:17,534 Yeah, that's right. Just asked you to bring me water, 282 00:11:17,535 --> 00:11:19,152 and that was all so overwhelming. 283 00:11:19,153 --> 00:11:21,238 But somehow, you managed to get invited to this. 284 00:11:21,239 --> 00:11:23,990 I had to get something cool out of this dumb job. 285 00:11:23,991 --> 00:11:27,127 Man: Hey, look who it is! 286 00:11:27,128 --> 00:11:29,079 "Seeing Red"! 287 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,247 Oh. Hi, guys. (Laughs) 288 00:11:30,248 --> 00:11:32,415 "Old woman's pussy. Old woman's pussy." 289 00:11:32,416 --> 00:11:34,417 Right, right. She said that to Seth Rogen. 290 00:11:34,418 --> 00:11:36,720 "Go write me some jokes about an old woman's pussy." 291 00:11:36,721 --> 00:11:38,838 Actually, no. My character said, 292 00:11:38,839 --> 00:11:41,258 "why don't you go write a real joke about... " 293 00:11:41,259 --> 00:11:43,093 Oh, it's "old woman's pussy." It's the same thing. 294 00:11:43,094 --> 00:11:44,511 Valerie: Well... You're awesome. 295 00:11:44,512 --> 00:11:45,929 - Oh, thank you. - Loved it. 296 00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:48,148 - Hey, can we take a photo? - Sure! Yeah. 297 00:11:48,149 --> 00:11:49,432 All right, let's do it. Okay, great. 298 00:11:49,433 --> 00:11:51,351 All right. Say, "old woman's pussy"! 299 00:11:51,352 --> 00:11:53,570 - Not going to say that. - (Laughs) 300 00:11:53,571 --> 00:11:54,938 Okay. We love you. 301 00:11:54,939 --> 00:11:57,107 Oh. Well, that's the most important thing. 302 00:11:57,108 --> 00:12:00,025 That's funny. (Engine roaring) 303 00:12:00,945 --> 00:12:05,030 (Girls screaming) 304 00:12:06,450 --> 00:12:09,619 Oh! It's Chris. Mickey, it's Chris. 305 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:12,455 Oh, Chris Macness' movies are fucking awesome. 306 00:12:12,456 --> 00:12:14,541 Yeah. Well, you know what? If you had died in that pool, 307 00:12:14,542 --> 00:12:16,543 you wouldn't get to experience this. 308 00:12:16,544 --> 00:12:18,461 - How about that? - What should we do? 309 00:12:18,462 --> 00:12:20,297 Meaning? 310 00:12:20,298 --> 00:12:22,299 Should we say hello? 311 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,968 Well, yeah. 312 00:12:24,969 --> 00:12:26,886 We can. It's okay. 313 00:12:26,887 --> 00:12:29,055 No way. No way! 314 00:12:29,056 --> 00:12:31,941 Oh... No way! Val Cherish! 315 00:12:31,942 --> 00:12:34,144 Chris. Oh... (Girls scream) 316 00:12:34,145 --> 00:12:35,645 - Oh, look at you. - Oh my God. 317 00:12:35,646 --> 00:12:37,614 - Big. Look at you. - It is so good seeing you. 318 00:12:37,615 --> 00:12:39,733 You, too. Aw. Do you remember Mickey? 319 00:12:39,734 --> 00:12:42,285 How could I forget? Mickey, my buddy. 320 00:12:42,286 --> 00:12:44,154 It's been too long. 321 00:12:44,155 --> 00:12:46,489 Hey. I want you to meet my nephew, Tyler. 322 00:12:46,490 --> 00:12:48,625 - Hey, man, how you doing? - Good. 323 00:12:48,626 --> 00:12:49,826 Why's your shirt all wet? 324 00:12:49,827 --> 00:12:52,162 I jumped off the balcony into the pool. 325 00:12:52,163 --> 00:12:53,663 (Laughs) Nice, man. 326 00:12:53,664 --> 00:12:55,332 Now that reminds me of something 327 00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:56,633 that I would have done back in the day. 328 00:12:56,634 --> 00:12:59,502 - Woman: I love you! - I love you, Chris! 329 00:12:59,503 --> 00:13:02,672 Woman: Me, too! Love you! 330 00:13:02,673 --> 00:13:04,591 So, should we go in? 331 00:13:04,592 --> 00:13:06,593 - Well, we... we're leaving. - No. 332 00:13:06,594 --> 00:13:07,811 - Yeah. - No way. I just got here. 333 00:13:07,812 --> 00:13:09,846 I know. But Mickey's tired, and... 334 00:13:09,847 --> 00:13:11,348 Oh, come on. Just one drink. 335 00:13:11,349 --> 00:13:12,599 It's been forever. 336 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,768 I know. Well... Mickey, one drink? 337 00:13:14,769 --> 00:13:17,153 Love to, red, but I'm beat. 338 00:13:17,154 --> 00:13:18,521 Yeah. Okay, no. 339 00:13:18,522 --> 00:13:20,323 Really? I... 340 00:13:20,324 --> 00:13:24,361 Look, Val, you look so good. 341 00:13:24,362 --> 00:13:26,363 - Aw! - So good. 342 00:13:26,364 --> 00:13:27,530 Jane: Tyler can drive Mickey home. 343 00:13:27,531 --> 00:13:31,084 Jean? No way! 344 00:13:31,085 --> 00:13:32,952 (Girls scream) Okay. All right, nice. 345 00:13:32,953 --> 00:13:34,337 You're still doing this. 346 00:13:34,338 --> 00:13:36,456 Yeah. Tyler can, uh, drive Mickey home, 347 00:13:36,457 --> 00:13:38,508 and then drop your car off at your house 348 00:13:38,509 --> 00:13:40,510 and uber the rest of the way. 349 00:13:40,511 --> 00:13:41,711 Genius. That's perfect. 350 00:13:41,712 --> 00:13:43,713 Then we can get a drink, and I'll take you home then. 351 00:13:43,714 --> 00:13:46,299 Come on. Lets go, toots. 352 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:48,134 Okay. 353 00:13:48,135 --> 00:13:50,220 - Chris: - Val! I know. So good. 354 00:13:50,221 --> 00:13:51,354 Wait. Tyler? 355 00:13:51,355 --> 00:13:54,357 Right home after. You get me? 356 00:13:54,358 --> 00:13:56,226 Chris: It is so good seeing you. 357 00:13:56,227 --> 00:13:57,777 You, too. My God... 358 00:13:57,778 --> 00:14:01,781 He is huge! 359 00:14:01,782 --> 00:14:03,066 - Let's have some fun. - Pardon me, doll. 360 00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:04,984 Ow! Such a fucking asshole! 361 00:14:04,985 --> 00:14:07,153 (Laughing) Dude, you fell in the water 362 00:14:07,154 --> 00:14:10,240 in front of Chris Macness. You're such a fuckin' loser. 363 00:14:10,241 --> 00:14:11,991 Woman: Oh my God! 364 00:14:11,992 --> 00:14:13,576 I mean, on "Room and Bored," 365 00:14:13,577 --> 00:14:16,996 I was making, like, $4,000 a week, and I thought I was rich. 366 00:14:16,997 --> 00:14:19,416 Well, making a little more than that now. 367 00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:21,501 That was my first job, Val. 368 00:14:21,502 --> 00:14:24,170 - My first job. - Oh my God. 369 00:14:24,171 --> 00:14:25,722 - Your first job. - Woman: He's so hot. 370 00:14:25,723 --> 00:14:28,425 Like you just said. Sorry, I'm a little distracted. 371 00:14:28,426 --> 00:14:30,976 Those girls just keep staring over here. So... 372 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,731 And you know what? You were always so cool to me. 373 00:14:34,732 --> 00:14:37,100 Do you remember that time 374 00:14:37,101 --> 00:14:39,068 when I stepped on that nail and what you said? 375 00:14:39,069 --> 00:14:40,403 The nail? 376 00:14:40,404 --> 00:14:42,105 Yeah, the nail on the back lot? 377 00:14:42,106 --> 00:14:43,573 Oh, nail on the back lot. 378 00:14:43,574 --> 00:14:46,276 Can I get a picture with him? 379 00:14:46,277 --> 00:14:48,661 Uh, that's up to him, dear. (Laughs) 380 00:14:48,662 --> 00:14:51,498 Uh, yeah, sure. Can I, uh... 381 00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,166 Can I just finish the conversation? 382 00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:56,001 And then I'll come find you? Yeah? 383 00:14:57,338 --> 00:14:58,621 Oh. 384 00:14:58,622 --> 00:15:01,458 Woman: He just looked at me. He totally looked at me. 385 00:15:01,459 --> 00:15:03,258 Oh. (Laughs) 386 00:15:07,014 --> 00:15:11,434 Woman: Oh my gosh, did they go in the bathroom? That's weird. 387 00:15:11,435 --> 00:15:12,886 What's up? What's up? 388 00:15:12,887 --> 00:15:15,138 Valerie: That's right. They're with me. 389 00:15:15,139 --> 00:15:17,474 Right. Remember? Come on in, guys. 390 00:15:17,475 --> 00:15:19,776 Yeah. Like old times, right? 391 00:15:19,777 --> 00:15:21,727 (Laughs) 392 00:15:23,314 --> 00:15:24,814 Valerie: Everybody. 393 00:15:24,815 --> 00:15:28,985 Jane: Wait until I get the camera on Chris. Val. 394 00:15:28,986 --> 00:15:31,654 Settle. Yeah. 395 00:15:31,655 --> 00:15:33,156 So, anyway... Yeah. 396 00:15:33,157 --> 00:15:35,658 So, I stepped on the nail. Oh. Back... still on the nail? 397 00:15:35,659 --> 00:15:38,161 (Laughs) Val. 398 00:15:38,162 --> 00:15:39,913 Yeah. Well, remember, 399 00:15:39,914 --> 00:15:41,498 I was running around the back lot? 400 00:15:41,499 --> 00:15:43,633 I was trying to get my energy up for the surf-contest scene? 401 00:15:43,634 --> 00:15:45,335 Oh, right. Yeah. 402 00:15:45,336 --> 00:15:47,303 Yeah. So then, I stepped on the nail, 403 00:15:47,304 --> 00:15:49,171 and... and you said... 404 00:15:50,341 --> 00:15:53,175 For God's sake, what did I say? 405 00:15:56,263 --> 00:15:58,231 You said... 406 00:15:58,232 --> 00:16:00,567 "The price of stardom." 407 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:05,355 Oh. Right. And now you are a star. Yeah. 408 00:16:05,356 --> 00:16:10,193 But the point is, you treated me like a star way back then. 409 00:16:10,194 --> 00:16:12,327 Yeah. (Knocking) 410 00:16:15,032 --> 00:16:17,750 don't you want to... don't you want to open the door? 411 00:16:17,751 --> 00:16:19,836 It's going to be her. 412 00:16:19,837 --> 00:16:22,038 Maybe somebody needs to... 413 00:16:22,039 --> 00:16:24,541 You were right. Oh. 414 00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:26,092 (Laughs) 415 00:16:26,093 --> 00:16:27,960 Yeah. 416 00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:32,548 Probably doesn't want me in it. 417 00:16:35,269 --> 00:16:36,936 That's not a good angle. 418 00:16:36,937 --> 00:16:38,972 (Engine roaring) 419 00:16:38,973 --> 00:16:41,975 (Chris and Valerie talking, indistinct) 420 00:16:41,976 --> 00:16:45,311 Jane: Go, go, go, go! Now! 421 00:16:45,312 --> 00:16:47,897 Valerie: Well, it was fun, that's why. 422 00:16:47,898 --> 00:16:50,650 Let's... oh no! 423 00:16:50,651 --> 00:16:53,286 Jane? What are you doing? 424 00:16:53,287 --> 00:16:55,371 This is a two-Lane road! 425 00:16:55,372 --> 00:16:57,540 This shot's too good! 426 00:16:57,541 --> 00:16:59,576 You're going to kill us all! 427 00:16:59,577 --> 00:17:01,411 Suck it, Jane! 428 00:17:01,412 --> 00:17:02,912 (Engine revving) 429 00:17:02,913 --> 00:17:04,663 Oh! Oh! 430 00:17:10,137 --> 00:17:14,306 Jane: Okay, that's good. Stop. Stop. Get out. 431 00:17:17,094 --> 00:17:19,012 I really need this shot. 432 00:17:19,013 --> 00:17:21,598 Valerie: Sorry. Here. Thank you. 433 00:17:21,599 --> 00:17:24,150 You got big balls, Jane. 434 00:17:24,151 --> 00:17:25,601 (Laughs) 435 00:17:28,272 --> 00:17:30,773 Go. Get ahead of them. Go! 436 00:17:30,774 --> 00:17:32,659 Ooh. Okay. 437 00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,911 That's why they shouldn't be following you around everywhere. 438 00:17:34,912 --> 00:17:36,162 I know. 439 00:17:36,163 --> 00:17:38,531 Let me walk you to your door like a gentleman. 440 00:17:38,532 --> 00:17:41,284 Oh, yeah, I got it. That's... okay, thanks. 441 00:17:41,285 --> 00:17:44,704 Jane, can you give me a minute, please? 442 00:17:44,705 --> 00:17:47,256 Yeah. Give us a minute. 443 00:17:47,257 --> 00:17:49,125 That's fine. I don't have my key. 444 00:17:49,126 --> 00:17:52,181 But you know what? Got my hide-a-key, so... 445 00:17:52,182 --> 00:17:53,192 (Laughs) It's all good. 446 00:17:53,193 --> 00:17:55,162 - Hide-a-key. - (Laughs) 447 00:17:56,467 --> 00:18:00,803 Well, thank you so much for bringing me home. 448 00:18:00,804 --> 00:18:02,355 You know, for the ride. 449 00:18:02,356 --> 00:18:04,807 It was... really cleared the cobwebs out. 450 00:18:04,808 --> 00:18:06,109 - (Laughs) - Of course. Of course. 451 00:18:06,110 --> 00:18:07,393 Yeah. 452 00:18:07,394 --> 00:18:09,862 You know, uh... Can I tell you something? 453 00:18:09,863 --> 00:18:11,648 Sure. Yeah. 454 00:18:11,649 --> 00:18:13,650 When we were on "Bored"... Uh-huh. 455 00:18:13,651 --> 00:18:15,985 I had the biggest crush on you. 456 00:18:15,986 --> 00:18:18,071 I thought you were so hot. 457 00:18:18,072 --> 00:18:20,656 Aw, Chris. (Laughs) 458 00:18:22,326 --> 00:18:24,961 So, can I come in? 459 00:18:24,962 --> 00:18:28,498 Thank you for the ride home. 460 00:18:28,499 --> 00:18:32,218 (Laughs) Come on. 461 00:18:32,219 --> 00:18:35,221 Well, you know, I... 462 00:18:35,222 --> 00:18:37,056 (Laughs) 463 00:18:37,057 --> 00:18:39,058 You make me feel so good. 464 00:18:39,059 --> 00:18:41,511 But, you know, I'm married, so... 465 00:18:41,512 --> 00:18:44,263 Yeah, but you... You said he wasn't staying here. 466 00:18:44,264 --> 00:18:48,518 Well, not right this second. No. But, you know. 467 00:18:48,519 --> 00:18:50,737 Come on. 468 00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:52,355 You know... 469 00:18:52,356 --> 00:18:54,190 You want me to take my shirt off? 470 00:18:54,191 --> 00:18:57,276 No, I can rent one of your movies if I want to see that. 471 00:18:57,277 --> 00:18:58,661 (Laughs) Or on Netflix. 472 00:18:58,662 --> 00:19:00,246 Yeah. Yeah. 473 00:19:00,247 --> 00:19:01,781 Yeah. 474 00:19:01,782 --> 00:19:03,249 So... But you know what? 475 00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:05,118 But you know what I will do? I'm going to give you a kiss, 476 00:19:05,119 --> 00:19:07,370 because you are doing me a world of good. 477 00:19:07,371 --> 00:19:10,173 Mwah. Thank you. 478 00:19:10,174 --> 00:19:11,340 Well, look... Thank you. Yeah. 479 00:19:11,341 --> 00:19:12,508 Let me give you my number. 480 00:19:12,509 --> 00:19:15,511 And wherever I am, I'm five minutes away. 481 00:19:15,512 --> 00:19:18,046 Okay. 482 00:19:22,052 --> 00:19:25,188 I'm not in here still? 483 00:19:25,189 --> 00:19:26,439 It's a new phone. 484 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,725 So, I don't think you were ever in it, though. 485 00:19:28,726 --> 00:19:29,942 (Laughs) 486 00:19:29,943 --> 00:19:31,611 don't give me that look. Okay? 487 00:19:31,612 --> 00:19:34,813 How come you never called me, playa? 488 00:19:36,950 --> 00:19:39,736 I was embarrassed. 489 00:19:39,737 --> 00:19:41,537 Well... 490 00:19:41,538 --> 00:19:44,207 Oh, shit, I think I just erased something. 491 00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:47,410 You... on my phone? You did? Well... 492 00:19:47,411 --> 00:19:50,413 Um, well, anyways, here. 493 00:19:50,414 --> 00:19:52,081 I... I put it under "Chris." 494 00:19:52,082 --> 00:19:53,716 Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay. 495 00:19:53,717 --> 00:19:57,086 So, why don't you hit me back anytime, Val? 496 00:19:57,087 --> 00:20:00,306 I will hit you. (Laughs) 497 00:20:00,307 --> 00:20:02,925 But tonight would be the best, 498 00:20:02,926 --> 00:20:07,263 because I am really fucking hard right now. 499 00:20:07,264 --> 00:20:09,482 Mm-hmm. 500 00:20:09,483 --> 00:20:12,568 Well, um, you know what? I've got to get up early. 501 00:20:12,569 --> 00:20:14,570 I've got the Emmys and... 502 00:20:14,571 --> 00:20:17,773 Come on. Let me come in. 503 00:20:22,412 --> 00:20:25,413 No, I can't. Thank you, though. 504 00:20:26,784 --> 00:20:27,917 All right. All right. Yeah. 505 00:20:27,918 --> 00:20:29,952 I... I tried. You tried... 506 00:20:29,953 --> 00:20:31,337 - I tried. - Hard, yeah. 507 00:20:31,338 --> 00:20:33,506 (Laughs) You did. 508 00:20:33,507 --> 00:20:35,457 (Sighs) 509 00:20:37,261 --> 00:20:38,795 Well, look, if... If you... 510 00:20:38,796 --> 00:20:42,131 If you don't want anyone to see, I can go around back. 511 00:20:42,132 --> 00:20:45,468 I can pull myself up to the bedroom window. 512 00:20:45,469 --> 00:20:47,603 Really, I can. 513 00:20:47,604 --> 00:20:49,438 My last film, 514 00:20:49,439 --> 00:20:51,357 I had to hang from a plane for, like, an hour. 515 00:20:51,358 --> 00:20:54,193 - But I'll do that. Okay? - Well, you know... 516 00:20:54,194 --> 00:20:56,312 Are you trying to prove to me how virile you are? 517 00:20:56,313 --> 00:20:59,782 I already know. So... (Laughs) 518 00:20:59,783 --> 00:21:02,118 All right, I'll go around. 519 00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:04,987 And I'll just come through the back door. 520 00:21:04,988 --> 00:21:06,706 Well, you know what? I don't do back door. 521 00:21:06,707 --> 00:21:09,075 So, I'm sure that's a big letdown for you, 522 00:21:09,076 --> 00:21:12,961 and I understand. So, thank you. 523 00:21:14,298 --> 00:21:16,966 All right, well, hit me back. All right? 524 00:21:16,967 --> 00:21:18,885 I will. I'm going to hit you. 525 00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:21,003 All right. Okay. Goodbye. 526 00:21:21,004 --> 00:21:22,839 (Laughs) Bye, Val. 527 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:26,843 - Thanks again. - She's all yours, butch. 528 00:21:26,844 --> 00:21:29,811 (Engine revving) 529 00:21:33,350 --> 00:21:35,234 You guys are late! 530 00:21:35,235 --> 00:21:38,571 Hey, Chris! Give us a shot! 531 00:21:38,572 --> 00:21:40,656 (Laughs) Chris, look over here! 532 00:21:40,657 --> 00:21:43,159 Movie star with a mommy complex. 533 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,944 (Laughs) Next! 534 00:21:44,945 --> 00:21:47,280 Chris, who's your girlfriend? 535 00:21:47,281 --> 00:21:49,699 Hit me back! 536 00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:52,534 Paparazzo: Chris! 537 00:22:00,928 --> 00:22:04,379 I want to thank the television academy. 538 00:22:07,050 --> 00:22:10,052 I'd like to thank the television academy. 539 00:22:10,053 --> 00:22:12,438 I'd like to thank the television academy 540 00:22:12,439 --> 00:22:14,606 and everyone at "Seeing Red." 541 00:22:16,810 --> 00:22:18,811 I'd like to thank the television academy 542 00:22:18,812 --> 00:22:20,947 and everyone at "Seeing Red," 543 00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:24,734 and Paulie G., for torturing me for the last 10 years. 544 00:22:24,735 --> 00:22:27,236 (Laughs) No. No. 545 00:22:27,237 --> 00:22:30,489 Well, I don't want to say that. 546 00:22:30,490 --> 00:22:32,207 Um... 547 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:36,328 HBO for believing in me. 548 00:22:37,881 --> 00:22:41,083 My husband, Mark. Mm-mm. 549 00:22:41,084 --> 00:22:43,919 This has to be under 30 seconds. 550 00:22:47,307 --> 00:22:51,093 I'd like to thank the television academy, 551 00:22:51,094 --> 00:22:53,512 everyone at "Seeing Red," 552 00:22:53,513 --> 00:22:56,515 Paulie G. for writing me this wonderful part, 553 00:22:56,516 --> 00:22:59,518 HBO for believing in me, 554 00:22:59,519 --> 00:23:02,237 and most importantly... 555 00:23:03,607 --> 00:23:06,359 What did... Oh, it's an egg. 556 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:08,611 I want to thank my husband, Mark, 557 00:23:08,612 --> 00:23:10,913 for always being there... (Egg timer beeps) 558 00:23:10,914 --> 00:23:12,865 Okay. (Laughs) 559 00:23:12,866 --> 00:23:17,003 Well, all right. Oh, I forgot Seth. Right. 560 00:23:17,004 --> 00:23:19,287 (Egg timer ticking) 561 00:23:24,678 --> 00:23:26,796 First of all, I want to thank 562 00:23:26,797 --> 00:23:28,965 the one and only Seth Rogen. 563 00:23:28,966 --> 00:23:31,133 You made me better, Seth. 564 00:23:31,134 --> 00:23:32,802 Yeah, that's better. 565 00:23:32,803 --> 00:23:35,354 Yeah, that's frozen. Okay. 566 00:23:35,355 --> 00:23:38,724 First, I'd like to thank the amazing Seth Rogen. 567 00:23:38,725 --> 00:23:40,476 You made me better, Seth. 568 00:23:40,477 --> 00:23:44,146 Paulie G. for writing me this wonderful part. 569 00:23:44,147 --> 00:23:46,364 (Microwave beeps) Yep. Yep. 570 00:23:48,368 --> 00:23:51,988 All the members of the television academy, 571 00:23:51,989 --> 00:23:54,123 my husband... (Spits) Hot! 572 00:23:54,124 --> 00:23:56,909 I'd like to thank the amazing Seth Rogen. 573 00:23:56,910 --> 00:23:58,911 You made me better, Seth. 574 00:23:58,912 --> 00:24:02,665 Paulie G. for writing me this wonderful part, 575 00:24:02,666 --> 00:24:04,917 everyone at "Seeing Red," 576 00:24:04,918 --> 00:24:07,336 HBO for believing in me, 577 00:24:07,337 --> 00:24:11,557 the television academy for this wonderful honor. 578 00:24:11,558 --> 00:24:15,578 (Timer beeps) No room for Mark. 579 00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:18,981 First, I'd like to thank the amazing Seth Rogen. 580 00:24:18,982 --> 00:24:20,516 You made me better, Seth. 581 00:24:20,517 --> 00:24:22,935 Paulie G. for writing me this wonderful part, for being... 582 00:24:22,936 --> 00:24:25,404 Everyone at HBO for believing in me, 583 00:24:25,405 --> 00:24:27,690 the members of the television academy... 584 00:24:27,691 --> 00:24:29,191 This wonderful honor, 585 00:24:29,192 --> 00:24:31,944 and my husband, Mark, who's always there for me. 586 00:24:31,945 --> 00:24:34,696 (Whipped cream fizzes) 587 00:24:36,616 --> 00:24:38,701 Okay, that was good. 588 00:24:38,702 --> 00:24:41,270 I think that was under 30 seconds, too. 589 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,505 (Hair dryer whirring) 590 00:24:50,764 --> 00:24:52,048 Val, your phone. 591 00:24:52,049 --> 00:24:53,966 Not in front of "Entertainment Tonight." 592 00:24:53,967 --> 00:24:55,718 You look like one of those texting people. 593 00:24:55,719 --> 00:24:57,970 I'm just waiting to hear from Mark. Find out when he's coming. 594 00:24:57,971 --> 00:25:00,056 I got it. Just until we're done with the "E.T." shoot. 595 00:25:00,057 --> 00:25:02,058 Billy, I can still see her in the mirror. 596 00:25:02,059 --> 00:25:03,726 Billy: Jane, you're still in the shot. 597 00:25:03,727 --> 00:25:05,561 Because I'm supposed to be here. 598 00:25:05,562 --> 00:25:07,980 Look, this is supposed to be Val getting ready for the Emmys. 599 00:25:07,981 --> 00:25:10,733 Okay? So, just step out of the "E.T." Frame, please and thank you. 600 00:25:10,734 --> 00:25:12,451 I need this for my HBO doc. 601 00:25:12,452 --> 00:25:14,453 And don't with the face. Okay? 602 00:25:14,454 --> 00:25:17,456 You're done with us after the Emmys, but Val and I? 603 00:25:17,457 --> 00:25:19,241 We need this to go on and on and on. 604 00:25:19,242 --> 00:25:20,743 Okay. Uh, Scott, darling? 605 00:25:20,744 --> 00:25:22,128 Yeah. Let's not use this part. 606 00:25:22,129 --> 00:25:24,713 All right? Billy? Jane? Okay? 607 00:25:24,714 --> 00:25:27,583 Let's... well, not too much of a peek behind the curtain. 608 00:25:27,584 --> 00:25:29,385 Huh? (Laughs) So much tension. 609 00:25:29,386 --> 00:25:32,088 I thought I was supposed to be the nervous one. Right? 610 00:25:32,089 --> 00:25:33,839 Are you nervous? 611 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,758 I can do either. What do... Which do you prefer? 612 00:25:35,759 --> 00:25:37,309 A little nerves are always good. 613 00:25:37,310 --> 00:25:38,594 Done. 614 00:25:38,595 --> 00:25:40,896 And voila. So am I. 615 00:25:40,897 --> 00:25:43,149 Aw. Perfection as always, Mickey. 616 00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:45,985 Supposed to rain today. 617 00:25:45,986 --> 00:25:48,320 Hope I don't get rained on. 618 00:25:48,321 --> 00:25:52,074 Esperanza: Miss Val, the water pressure no good. 619 00:25:52,075 --> 00:25:54,527 Okay. No strong. No water. 620 00:25:54,528 --> 00:25:57,496 Okay. Esperanza, dear, not right now. All right? 621 00:25:57,497 --> 00:25:59,448 I'm doing "Entertainment Tonight." 622 00:25:59,449 --> 00:26:00,616 (Sighs) So... 623 00:26:00,617 --> 00:26:02,701 (Muttering in Spanish) No water. 624 00:26:02,702 --> 00:26:04,920 How long has Mickey been doing your hair? 625 00:26:04,921 --> 00:26:07,706 Okay. Um, so, let's see. 626 00:26:07,707 --> 00:26:11,961 Mickey joined me when I starred in my own show, "I'm It." 627 00:26:11,962 --> 00:26:15,047 Which... And that was, uh... 628 00:26:15,048 --> 00:26:16,348 24 years ago. 629 00:26:16,349 --> 00:26:18,717 - 24 years. - Nearly a quarter of a century. 630 00:26:18,718 --> 00:26:20,686 Well, that's not... 631 00:26:20,687 --> 00:26:23,105 And she is my favorite of all the heads I've ever done. 632 00:26:23,106 --> 00:26:25,891 - Aw! - Distant second is that actor... 633 00:26:25,892 --> 00:26:29,311 What is her name? She was in that sitcom about a family? 634 00:26:29,312 --> 00:26:30,813 Uh... Oh, I'll get it, but... 635 00:26:30,814 --> 00:26:32,815 Okay. What's her name? Blonde. 636 00:26:32,816 --> 00:26:35,985 - Joanna Kerns? - No, not her. 637 00:26:35,986 --> 00:26:39,488 - Okay. - I can see her. Real cute family. 638 00:26:39,489 --> 00:26:41,490 Uh... Bonnie Franklin. 639 00:26:41,491 --> 00:26:44,827 No, not her. Thick head of hair. 640 00:26:44,828 --> 00:26:46,712 I always had to back brush it. 641 00:26:46,713 --> 00:26:48,998 Okay. She lives in Beverly Hills? 642 00:26:48,999 --> 00:26:50,799 Bonnie Franklin? 643 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,169 I just said... I just said her. 644 00:26:53,170 --> 00:26:54,837 Well, it's not her. Yeah. 645 00:26:54,838 --> 00:26:58,090 Um, a blonde on NBC. 646 00:26:58,091 --> 00:27:00,259 And now she's a big lez. 647 00:27:00,260 --> 00:27:02,011 Oh, Meredith Baxter-Birney. 648 00:27:02,012 --> 00:27:03,395 - Yep, that's her! - Okay. 649 00:27:03,396 --> 00:27:05,514 Yeah. Well, she's lovely. Yeah. 650 00:27:05,515 --> 00:27:08,517 Couldn't believe I couldn't think of her name. 651 00:27:08,518 --> 00:27:12,071 We had lunch every day for a... a month. 652 00:27:12,072 --> 00:27:14,023 Uh-huh. (Laughs) 653 00:27:14,024 --> 00:27:17,026 Oh. Mickey, you're bleeding. 654 00:27:17,027 --> 00:27:19,245 Oh, yeah, I think you're having a nose bleed. 655 00:27:19,246 --> 00:27:20,946 - Oh. - Do you have a tissue? 656 00:27:20,947 --> 00:27:22,915 Yeah. Jane, can you get me another tissue? 657 00:27:22,916 --> 00:27:25,668 Yeah. Let's... uh-oh. Oh. Thanks, toots. 658 00:27:25,669 --> 00:27:27,253 - Valerie: Yeah. - Oh. 659 00:27:27,254 --> 00:27:29,755 Oh. Shoot. 660 00:27:29,756 --> 00:27:34,460 Oh. I got blood on my good Yves Saint Laurent shirt. 661 00:27:34,461 --> 00:27:35,961 Yeah. Let me get some cold water. 662 00:27:35,962 --> 00:27:38,514 Here. Okay. There's no... 663 00:27:38,515 --> 00:27:40,883 Esperanza, there's no water! 664 00:27:40,884 --> 00:27:42,518 - Toothpaste. Excuse me, dear. - Esperanza: I told you so! 665 00:27:42,519 --> 00:27:46,105 You gotta... yeah. Here. Got this. 666 00:27:46,106 --> 00:27:49,024 Okay. 667 00:27:49,025 --> 00:27:51,060 Oh. Oh, okay. 668 00:27:51,061 --> 00:27:53,612 They started me on new medication. 669 00:27:53,613 --> 00:27:55,281 - Yeah. - It thins the blood. 670 00:27:55,282 --> 00:27:57,233 - Yeah. - I think it's too thin. 671 00:27:57,234 --> 00:27:58,734 Well, you know what? 672 00:27:58,735 --> 00:28:01,403 This always works when Mark cuts himself. 673 00:28:01,404 --> 00:28:02,571 So... 674 00:28:02,572 --> 00:28:04,573 I was driving down Bundy the other day, 675 00:28:04,574 --> 00:28:06,659 and I had a nose bleed. A real gusher. 676 00:28:06,660 --> 00:28:10,246 Luckily, I had one of your emergency tampons in my bag. 677 00:28:10,247 --> 00:28:14,833 There I was on Bundy, driving down with a tampon stuck up my nose. 678 00:28:14,834 --> 00:28:17,636 (Laughs) If you can imagine. 679 00:28:17,637 --> 00:28:19,088 (Laughs) 680 00:28:19,089 --> 00:28:22,391 Now they just come on all the time, anytime. 681 00:28:22,392 --> 00:28:23,841 Yeah. 682 00:28:25,312 --> 00:28:28,846 Red, I don't think I can go. 683 00:28:31,017 --> 00:28:32,434 Because... yeah. 684 00:28:32,435 --> 00:28:36,571 Because this stain's not budging. Yeah. 685 00:28:39,442 --> 00:28:41,360 They are coming. They are coming. 686 00:28:41,361 --> 00:28:42,911 I'm so sorry, red. 687 00:28:42,912 --> 00:28:44,947 Oh. Nothing to be sorry about. 688 00:28:44,948 --> 00:28:46,949 Okay? You just go home, put your feet up 689 00:28:46,950 --> 00:28:49,034 and your head back, and you watch it on TV, 690 00:28:49,035 --> 00:28:52,037 away from all that crazy pushing and shoving. Huh? 691 00:28:52,038 --> 00:28:54,456 I feel like I'm letting you down. 692 00:28:54,457 --> 00:28:55,624 Don't be silly. 693 00:28:55,625 --> 00:28:58,294 When have you ever let me down? Huh? 694 00:28:58,295 --> 00:29:00,796 And I'm sure Mark will be there for me. 695 00:29:00,797 --> 00:29:03,349 Well, if I take your limo, isn't that going to make you late? 696 00:29:03,350 --> 00:29:06,051 Plenty of time. Brad Goreski's not even here with the dress yet. 697 00:29:06,052 --> 00:29:08,971 You just get in there and let... 698 00:29:08,972 --> 00:29:10,306 - What's your name, dear? - Omar. 699 00:29:10,307 --> 00:29:12,941 Omar. You just let Omar get you home. Okay? 700 00:29:12,942 --> 00:29:14,443 Oh. (Sighs) 701 00:29:14,444 --> 00:29:16,145 Oh. And Omar? Um... 702 00:29:16,146 --> 00:29:19,615 Yeah, you can close it. Um... 703 00:29:19,616 --> 00:29:22,651 Stop by Goldblatt's Deli. Okay? 704 00:29:22,652 --> 00:29:26,655 Because I got a soup and the sandwich he likes ordered for him. 705 00:29:26,656 --> 00:29:29,158 It's all paid for. Okay? It's right near his house. 706 00:29:29,159 --> 00:29:32,494 So... Go. I can tell the man where my Deli is. 707 00:29:32,495 --> 00:29:33,662 Okay. 708 00:29:33,663 --> 00:29:35,214 Omar. Home, please. 709 00:29:35,215 --> 00:29:36,882 And don't spare the camels. 710 00:29:36,883 --> 00:29:38,384 (Laughs) All right. 711 00:29:38,385 --> 00:29:40,919 You take care of yourself, all right? I'll call you after. 712 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,504 You knock 'em dead, red. 713 00:29:42,505 --> 00:29:44,173 Will do! 714 00:29:44,174 --> 00:29:46,307 (Laughs) 715 00:29:48,311 --> 00:29:51,897 Miss Val! All this water! 716 00:29:51,898 --> 00:29:54,099 - What is this? - Oh, now what? 717 00:29:54,100 --> 00:29:56,652 Where is this water coming from? 718 00:29:56,653 --> 00:29:59,238 All right. Will you just run around and open the garage door, dear? 719 00:29:59,239 --> 00:30:01,073 - Yes. - Just... 720 00:30:01,074 --> 00:30:03,942 You should have Billy deep six that "E.T." crew. 721 00:30:03,943 --> 00:30:07,162 I mean, you're not going to want them showing that Mickey footage. 722 00:30:07,163 --> 00:30:09,498 Jane, can your agenda be any louder? 723 00:30:09,499 --> 00:30:11,033 No can do. Okay? 724 00:30:11,034 --> 00:30:13,535 Brad's coming, and he's expecting "E.T." 725 00:30:13,536 --> 00:30:15,954 Nice try. (Laughs) 726 00:30:15,955 --> 00:30:17,506 What? 727 00:30:17,507 --> 00:30:19,758 That... that's fecal matter. What? 728 00:30:19,759 --> 00:30:21,176 (Esperanza yelling) How?! 729 00:30:21,177 --> 00:30:23,879 Oh! I fall! 730 00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,347 (Valerie cries) 731 00:30:25,348 --> 00:30:27,516 Caca! (Shouting) 732 00:30:27,517 --> 00:30:30,769 Okay. Stop screaming, dear! 733 00:30:30,770 --> 00:30:32,938 You've got to stop screaming! 734 00:30:32,939 --> 00:30:36,308 Miss Val! Look! There is a hole... 735 00:30:36,309 --> 00:30:37,893 Yes! In the wall! 736 00:30:37,894 --> 00:30:41,029 I see it. Miss Val, call Mr. Mark. 737 00:30:41,030 --> 00:30:42,981 - Call Mr. Mark. - I've called him. 738 00:30:42,982 --> 00:30:44,733 Mark, help. Help, Mr. Mark! 739 00:30:44,734 --> 00:30:46,902 I called him four times, okay? 740 00:30:46,903 --> 00:30:48,487 He's not returning! 741 00:30:48,488 --> 00:30:50,205 (Esperanza moans) 742 00:30:50,206 --> 00:30:53,659 All right. Oh. Oh, no. It's Brad. 743 00:30:53,660 --> 00:30:57,079 Okay. You have to stop. 744 00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:58,080 Shoot. 745 00:30:58,081 --> 00:30:59,548 Oh, I'm here, I'm here. 746 00:30:59,549 --> 00:31:01,583 Valerie: Brad! Brad?! 747 00:31:01,584 --> 00:31:04,420 Oh, my goodness. I know I'm late. I'm sorry. 748 00:31:04,421 --> 00:31:06,088 Uh, yeah, but... Traffic was, like, forever. 749 00:31:06,089 --> 00:31:08,056 Don't run. Okay, Brad? Just be careful. 750 00:31:08,057 --> 00:31:09,558 Oh. Oh! 751 00:31:09,559 --> 00:31:11,142 (Gasps) 752 00:31:13,430 --> 00:31:17,683 It's fine! I saved it! It's fine! 753 00:31:17,684 --> 00:31:20,686 What the fuck! 754 00:31:20,687 --> 00:31:22,321 Oh. Okay. Well, okay. 755 00:31:22,322 --> 00:31:24,940 You know what? I think I will send away "Entertainment Tonight." 756 00:31:24,941 --> 00:31:27,492 (Groans) Yeah. 757 00:31:32,081 --> 00:31:34,249 (Doorbell rings) 758 00:31:34,250 --> 00:31:36,418 Seriously, Jane, I don't think the cameras 759 00:31:36,419 --> 00:31:38,620 are going to help this situation. 760 00:31:38,621 --> 00:31:40,038 Jane: Yeah, well... 761 00:31:40,039 --> 00:31:42,457 You don't care. Well, here he is. 762 00:31:45,044 --> 00:31:46,962 Hello. Sir? 763 00:31:46,963 --> 00:31:48,380 Hi. I'm your next-door neighbor. 764 00:31:48,381 --> 00:31:50,549 And, um, I'm so sorry to bother you, 765 00:31:50,550 --> 00:31:52,601 but I have a bit of an emergency. 766 00:31:52,602 --> 00:31:55,053 Um, I have no water. 767 00:31:55,054 --> 00:31:56,305 Uh, the pipe blew. 768 00:31:56,306 --> 00:31:58,724 I've got a big hole in my wall over there. 769 00:31:58,725 --> 00:32:01,977 And, um, you know, just... 770 00:32:01,978 --> 00:32:03,979 No pleasant way to say this... 771 00:32:03,980 --> 00:32:06,865 got fecal matter all over my driveway. 772 00:32:06,866 --> 00:32:09,651 So, I just really want to rinse off my legs and feet. 773 00:32:09,652 --> 00:32:11,653 I was real careful. So, you know. 774 00:32:11,654 --> 00:32:14,790 But, just psychologically, I would like to have it rinsed off, 775 00:32:14,791 --> 00:32:16,992 'cause I'm going to the, um, going to the Emmys. 776 00:32:16,993 --> 00:32:19,578 I'm an actress, and I'm nominated. 777 00:32:19,579 --> 00:32:23,499 Um, so, um, just was wondering 778 00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:25,634 if you could help me out. 779 00:32:25,635 --> 00:32:29,054 Because, you know, I really would never want to bother you. 780 00:32:29,055 --> 00:32:31,507 Just have no choice. (Laughs) 781 00:32:31,508 --> 00:32:34,510 How did it blow up? 782 00:32:34,511 --> 00:32:36,512 Well, it's, um, 783 00:32:36,513 --> 00:32:39,181 something with the, uh, back trap. 784 00:32:39,182 --> 00:32:41,517 In the, you know... It's a long story. 785 00:32:41,518 --> 00:32:45,153 I... you know, I was shooting my TV series over there at my... 786 00:32:45,154 --> 00:32:46,405 Yeah. Well, you know. Right. 787 00:32:46,406 --> 00:32:49,074 Because we used your lawn for the lights. 788 00:32:49,075 --> 00:32:50,492 So, yeah, thank you. 789 00:32:50,493 --> 00:32:53,195 I, um... well, I guess, um, you know, again... 790 00:32:53,196 --> 00:32:56,865 Not a nice way to put it, but there was a lot of, uh, traffic. 791 00:32:56,866 --> 00:32:58,667 You know, from the crew. 792 00:32:58,668 --> 00:33:01,003 Who I guess were using those sani-wipes, which, 793 00:33:01,004 --> 00:33:05,007 according to the plumber I've got over there right now, are not disposable. 794 00:33:05,008 --> 00:33:07,209 Or, you know, they don't decompose. 795 00:33:07,210 --> 00:33:09,094 That's what it is. Yeah. They don't. 796 00:33:09,095 --> 00:33:10,762 They don't decompose. 797 00:33:10,763 --> 00:33:12,431 Even though it says on the packaging, 798 00:33:12,432 --> 00:33:13,932 very clearly, that they do. 799 00:33:13,933 --> 00:33:16,468 Even put a little picture of a cute turtle 800 00:33:16,469 --> 00:33:18,887 sitting on a toilet. You know? 801 00:33:18,888 --> 00:33:21,440 So, I guess after, um, 802 00:33:21,441 --> 00:33:23,642 you know, months and months of pressure, 803 00:33:23,643 --> 00:33:25,310 it all just finally blew. 804 00:33:25,311 --> 00:33:28,614 You know? So, yeah. 805 00:33:28,615 --> 00:33:31,149 Got this... 806 00:33:31,150 --> 00:33:33,118 Had to call the EPA, you know? 807 00:33:33,119 --> 00:33:35,404 And then they sent out the guys in the Hazmat suits. 808 00:33:35,405 --> 00:33:38,790 You know? It will all... It will all get cleaned up. 809 00:33:38,791 --> 00:33:41,076 But, um, you know... 810 00:33:41,077 --> 00:33:43,579 Meanwhile, I would just... I... I really need to shower. 811 00:33:43,580 --> 00:33:45,246 So... 812 00:33:50,169 --> 00:33:52,838 What's my name? 813 00:33:52,839 --> 00:33:54,806 You don't know your name? 814 00:33:54,807 --> 00:33:57,426 You never come over to introduce yourself... 815 00:33:57,427 --> 00:33:58,977 Okay. After all this time, 816 00:33:58,978 --> 00:34:00,729 except now, when you need help. 817 00:34:00,730 --> 00:34:04,600 I am so sorry. I'm so sorry. 818 00:34:04,601 --> 00:34:08,020 But in my defense, you know, you are new to the neighborhood. 819 00:34:08,021 --> 00:34:10,772 And, you know... It's been two years. 820 00:34:10,773 --> 00:34:13,525 Is it? Two years? 821 00:34:13,526 --> 00:34:14,860 Well, better late than never. 822 00:34:14,861 --> 00:34:17,412 I'm Valerie Cherish. And you are? 823 00:34:17,413 --> 00:34:18,947 Amman Adash. 824 00:34:18,948 --> 00:34:21,450 Mr. Adash, it's nice to meet you. 825 00:34:21,451 --> 00:34:22,784 It's nice to meet you. 826 00:34:22,785 --> 00:34:26,088 And, um, really appreciate it if I could just rinse off. 827 00:34:26,089 --> 00:34:29,291 You know, because... Love you forever. 828 00:34:29,292 --> 00:34:30,425 (Laughs) 829 00:34:30,426 --> 00:34:33,345 It's because we're Persian. 830 00:34:33,346 --> 00:34:36,181 You Brentwood people, you're all the same. 831 00:34:36,182 --> 00:34:39,718 Sir, I've got about an hour to get downtown 832 00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:41,887 for what might be the biggest night of my life. 833 00:34:41,888 --> 00:34:43,972 All right? So, I just really don't have time 834 00:34:43,973 --> 00:34:46,358 to discuss the problems of the middle east, 835 00:34:46,359 --> 00:34:48,143 real as they are. 836 00:34:48,144 --> 00:34:52,864 So, can you please, please just let me use your shower? 837 00:34:52,865 --> 00:34:54,700 Please? 838 00:34:54,701 --> 00:34:56,985 (Sighs) 839 00:34:56,986 --> 00:34:58,487 Sure. Come. Thank you. 840 00:34:58,488 --> 00:35:00,322 Yeah, I brought my own towel. 841 00:35:00,323 --> 00:35:01,740 Thank you. Right. 842 00:35:01,741 --> 00:35:03,659 (Sighs) No. No, not you. 843 00:35:03,660 --> 00:35:05,911 Yeah, well, I told her that. 844 00:35:05,912 --> 00:35:09,464 - Yeah. Okay. - (Dog barking) 845 00:35:09,465 --> 00:35:10,966 Billy: There's no touching. 846 00:35:10,967 --> 00:35:14,219 Thank you. I really appreciate this. 847 00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:15,587 You all right? 848 00:35:15,588 --> 00:35:17,723 I'm fine. Are you guys all right? 849 00:35:17,724 --> 00:35:19,341 Oh, yeah, yeah. Brad's wet. 850 00:35:19,342 --> 00:35:20,642 No, don't. No. 851 00:35:20,643 --> 00:35:22,010 Especially... (Indistinct) 852 00:35:22,011 --> 00:35:23,645 Oh, yeah? Okay. 853 00:35:23,646 --> 00:35:24,980 Just put your foot... 854 00:35:24,981 --> 00:35:27,232 I've got to make sure I get my foot in. 855 00:35:27,233 --> 00:35:29,101 Yeah. Okay, got it. 856 00:35:29,102 --> 00:35:30,569 Okay. 857 00:35:30,570 --> 00:35:32,187 Billy: You in? Oh, easy. Yeah. 858 00:35:32,188 --> 00:35:33,905 Well, good sign is it's sunny, right? 859 00:35:33,906 --> 00:35:36,241 It's not raining. That's good. 860 00:35:36,242 --> 00:35:38,443 - Here's your clutch. - Ah, thank you. 861 00:35:38,444 --> 00:35:39,911 You're welcome. 862 00:35:39,912 --> 00:35:41,413 All right. Here, Billy, let me get this. 863 00:35:41,414 --> 00:35:42,748 Of course. 864 00:35:42,749 --> 00:35:45,450 Bye. Okay. Thanks, Brad. 865 00:35:45,451 --> 00:35:47,119 Shit. You're welcome, Val! 866 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:48,870 Jane? You coming with us, Jane? 867 00:35:48,871 --> 00:35:51,539 Uh, we're taking the Jeep. Jeep. Got it. All right. 868 00:35:55,294 --> 00:35:57,762 (Thunder rumbles) 869 00:35:58,765 --> 00:36:00,548 All: Valerie, right here! 870 00:36:00,549 --> 00:36:01,600 Right here! 871 00:36:01,601 --> 00:36:03,634 (Shouting continues) 872 00:36:05,388 --> 00:36:07,772 Female photographer: Give us a 360! 873 00:36:11,561 --> 00:36:13,645 Valerie, a little more to your right! 874 00:36:13,646 --> 00:36:15,981 Valerie! Hi! 875 00:36:15,982 --> 00:36:17,783 Valerie. Oh, Ron, hi. 876 00:36:17,784 --> 00:36:19,618 - Congratulations. - Yeah. 877 00:36:19,619 --> 00:36:22,154 We did it. Yeah, we did it. Yeah. 878 00:36:22,155 --> 00:36:23,572 Man: Who is that? 879 00:36:23,573 --> 00:36:25,624 Uh, "Seeing Red" producer. 880 00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:27,908 - Who? - Ashton, one more this way! 881 00:36:32,215 --> 00:36:33,799 Move. No. 882 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,333 See you. I'll see you. 883 00:36:35,334 --> 00:36:36,918 Wheelchair and a bolo tie is the opposite 884 00:36:36,919 --> 00:36:38,086 of the photo op we want. Okay? 885 00:36:38,087 --> 00:36:39,421 All right, what was I supposed to do? 886 00:36:39,422 --> 00:36:41,089 No more contact. Okay. Can I get my phone? 887 00:36:41,090 --> 00:36:44,142 I just want to text Mark, tell him we'll meet him by the big statue. 888 00:36:44,143 --> 00:36:45,727 Texting in front of press? No. 889 00:36:45,728 --> 00:36:47,062 You sure he's coming? 890 00:36:47,063 --> 00:36:50,766 What? Oh, well, of course my man's showing up. 891 00:36:50,767 --> 00:36:53,351 In the end, it's Hollywood, right? (Laughs) 892 00:36:53,352 --> 00:36:55,520 Oh. Here comes Catherine, the big cheese from HBO. 893 00:36:55,521 --> 00:36:56,605 Quick, talk to her. 894 00:36:56,606 --> 00:36:59,357 Oh. Oh! Hello, hello, hello, you. 895 00:36:59,358 --> 00:37:01,076 This fucking rain fucked up my hair. 896 00:37:01,077 --> 00:37:02,778 - How do I look? - Great. 897 00:37:02,779 --> 00:37:03,862 Really? Yeah. 898 00:37:03,863 --> 00:37:05,914 I am so happy for you, Valerie. 899 00:37:05,915 --> 00:37:07,783 Oh. Word is you're going to win. 900 00:37:07,784 --> 00:37:10,285 It's... word is... That's what word is saying? 901 00:37:10,286 --> 00:37:11,870 (Laughs) Have you seen Jodie Foster? 902 00:37:11,871 --> 00:37:14,172 Not yet. Yeah. All right, yeah. 903 00:37:14,173 --> 00:37:15,674 Have... you go... 904 00:37:15,675 --> 00:37:19,544 Jane, she said word is I'm going to win. (Laughs) 905 00:37:19,545 --> 00:37:22,130 Move. Go, go, go. Here he comes again. 906 00:37:22,131 --> 00:37:24,182 Okay. All right. Why is he even allowed on this? 907 00:37:24,183 --> 00:37:26,968 I don't know. Oh. Here comes Andy. Right here. 908 00:37:26,969 --> 00:37:28,303 - Valerie Cherish. - Hello. Yes, Valerie Cherish. 909 00:37:28,304 --> 00:37:30,722 Reporter: Hi. I'm standing here with Valerie Cherish. 910 00:37:30,723 --> 00:37:33,725 And you look amazing. How are you doing tonight? 911 00:37:33,726 --> 00:37:35,277 Oh, I'm doing real well. 912 00:37:35,278 --> 00:37:36,695 Thank you. It's a pleasure to see you. 913 00:37:36,696 --> 00:37:39,697 Do you see Mark, or... 914 00:37:42,485 --> 00:37:43,869 Hey. 915 00:37:43,870 --> 00:37:46,571 Tyler, how are you even here? 916 00:37:46,572 --> 00:37:49,791 What, is there an Emmy balcony you jumped off of? 917 00:37:49,792 --> 00:37:53,044 No, uncle Mark gave me his ticket. 918 00:37:53,045 --> 00:37:55,413 Oh. Okay, well, go. Tyler, go. 919 00:37:55,414 --> 00:37:57,132 We'll... We'll meet you inside. 920 00:37:57,133 --> 00:37:59,334 - What? - Go. Just go on inside. 921 00:37:59,335 --> 00:38:01,253 Listen, don't let this ruin your night. 922 00:38:01,254 --> 00:38:02,637 Oh, it won't. 923 00:38:02,638 --> 00:38:05,507 It won't. That's Mark's choice. 924 00:38:05,508 --> 00:38:07,642 That's... that's the choice he made. You know? 925 00:38:07,643 --> 00:38:10,729 I'm at the Emmys. Biggest night of my life. 926 00:38:10,730 --> 00:38:12,314 - That's right. Right? - Yeah. 927 00:38:12,315 --> 00:38:13,815 Come on. Oh. There's Jimmy. 928 00:38:13,816 --> 00:38:15,066 - Right there. - Jimmy? Jimmy who? 929 00:38:15,067 --> 00:38:16,518 (Gasps) Jimmy Burrows. 930 00:38:16,519 --> 00:38:18,270 Oh, yeah. He's getting a lifetime achievement something. 931 00:38:18,271 --> 00:38:19,905 He's won, like, 40 of these things. 932 00:38:19,906 --> 00:38:22,357 Well, sure. Yeah. I just want to go say hi. 933 00:38:22,358 --> 00:38:25,160 I haven't seen him since "Room and Bored." Jimmy? 934 00:38:25,161 --> 00:38:26,661 - Can you... - Jimmy! Oh! 935 00:38:26,662 --> 00:38:28,079 I'm sorry, I can't... I can't get around. 936 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:29,614 - Come on! - Uh, hi, Val. 937 00:38:29,615 --> 00:38:31,416 It's, uh, it's not the roller derby. 938 00:38:31,417 --> 00:38:32,868 (Laughs) No, but... 939 00:38:32,869 --> 00:38:35,587 How are you? Do you know my friend, uh, Sean Hayes? 940 00:38:35,588 --> 00:38:37,088 I have not had the pleasure. 941 00:38:37,089 --> 00:38:39,090 - Nice to meet you. - You, too. 942 00:38:39,091 --> 00:38:42,460 - Uh, what's all this? - Oh, it's me. Just me. 943 00:38:42,461 --> 00:38:44,546 (Laughs) Oh. Okay. 944 00:38:44,547 --> 00:38:46,097 Hey, I'm announcing your category. 945 00:38:46,098 --> 00:38:48,717 - Fingers crossed. - Oh, thank you. Listen. 946 00:38:48,718 --> 00:38:51,102 No matter what it says on that card, please say my name. 947 00:38:51,103 --> 00:38:53,221 - Huh? - I'll try. 948 00:38:53,222 --> 00:38:54,389 Bye, Jimmy. Bye. 949 00:38:54,390 --> 00:38:55,607 So funny. Sean! 950 00:38:55,608 --> 00:38:57,726 And he got it. Yay. Okay. 951 00:38:57,727 --> 00:38:58,944 Nice to the fans. Thank you so much! 952 00:38:58,945 --> 00:39:00,946 That's what a pro does. That's great. 953 00:39:00,947 --> 00:39:02,614 Oh, Jimmy, look at us. Look at us. 954 00:39:02,615 --> 00:39:04,566 You and I both at the Emmys. 955 00:39:04,567 --> 00:39:05,734 Yeah. You were, uh... 956 00:39:05,735 --> 00:39:07,736 You... you were really good in that show, Val. 957 00:39:07,737 --> 00:39:09,738 - I was? - Yeah, I liked it. 958 00:39:09,739 --> 00:39:13,658 I could have done with, like, uh, 10,000 less needle close-ups. 959 00:39:13,659 --> 00:39:16,411 Oh, well... (Laughs) He was a junkie, you know? 960 00:39:16,412 --> 00:39:18,296 Yeah, I got that right away. 961 00:39:18,297 --> 00:39:19,581 Yeah. (Laughs) 962 00:39:19,582 --> 00:39:21,833 You really put yourself out there. Good for you. 963 00:39:21,834 --> 00:39:24,502 I've got to run. 964 00:39:24,503 --> 00:39:26,087 Uh, I've got to find my wife. 965 00:39:26,088 --> 00:39:28,473 Oh. You know, uh, Mark didn't come. 966 00:39:28,474 --> 00:39:30,592 Mark, uh, who's... Who's Mark? 967 00:39:30,593 --> 00:39:31,927 Oh. Oh. Oh, your husband. 968 00:39:31,928 --> 00:39:33,261 Yeah. Yeah. 969 00:39:33,262 --> 00:39:37,065 He didn't show. You know, just... 970 00:39:37,066 --> 00:39:39,818 Threatened by my success. 971 00:39:39,819 --> 00:39:42,270 You know. Because we've been having some problems. 972 00:39:42,271 --> 00:39:45,323 And, you know, but he should still understand 973 00:39:45,324 --> 00:39:47,442 that this is important to me. Right? 974 00:39:47,443 --> 00:39:48,944 This is... It's important. 975 00:39:48,945 --> 00:39:51,029 Yeah, it's... It's important, 976 00:39:51,030 --> 00:39:53,615 but it's not as important as that. 977 00:39:53,616 --> 00:39:56,034 You hear me? 978 00:39:56,035 --> 00:39:59,087 This is one night. 979 00:39:59,088 --> 00:40:00,588 - A great night. - Yeah. 980 00:40:00,589 --> 00:40:02,924 But only one night. 981 00:40:02,925 --> 00:40:04,625 Yeah. 982 00:40:06,429 --> 00:40:08,046 Hope you win. You deserve it. 983 00:40:08,047 --> 00:40:10,465 Thank you. 984 00:40:10,466 --> 00:40:13,018 - And if you do win... - Uh-huh? 985 00:40:13,019 --> 00:40:17,305 Hold onto that Emmy and everything else. 986 00:40:17,306 --> 00:40:19,441 Okay. Thank you. 987 00:40:19,442 --> 00:40:20,809 (Tone playing) Announcer: Please take your seats. 988 00:40:20,810 --> 00:40:23,311 - The broadcast will begin... - Let's go in. 989 00:40:23,312 --> 00:40:24,863 What? Yeah. Yeah. 990 00:40:24,864 --> 00:40:27,315 Seriously, Val, everyone is saying that you're going to win. 991 00:40:27,316 --> 00:40:28,483 Okay, well, we'll see. 992 00:40:28,484 --> 00:40:30,485 Announcer: Please take your seats. 993 00:40:30,486 --> 00:40:32,620 The broadcast will begin in five minutes. 994 00:40:32,621 --> 00:40:33,655 Excuse me. 995 00:40:33,656 --> 00:40:36,541 So close. Our seats are so close. 996 00:40:36,542 --> 00:40:37,876 - Good sign. - Okay. 997 00:40:37,877 --> 00:40:40,378 Female announcer: The broadcast is about to begin. 998 00:40:40,379 --> 00:40:41,880 Please don't let that be our seats. 999 00:40:41,881 --> 00:40:43,715 Please don't let that be our seats. 1000 00:40:43,716 --> 00:40:44,883 Oh. 1001 00:40:45,551 --> 00:40:47,591 Oh, mother-flying-fucker. 1002 00:40:47,592 --> 00:40:49,004 Who the fuck does this guy know? 1003 00:40:49,005 --> 00:40:50,171 Don't know. (Sighs) 1004 00:40:50,172 --> 00:40:51,589 Let's not... yeah. Two minutes to broadcast... 1005 00:40:51,590 --> 00:40:53,141 Hi again. 1006 00:40:53,142 --> 00:40:56,478 Think that's my seat, so just got to get past you here. 1007 00:40:56,479 --> 00:40:58,013 How... sure. 1008 00:40:58,014 --> 00:40:59,848 Oh! Okay. Please take your seats... 1009 00:40:59,849 --> 00:41:02,400 Tripped over your one wheel. Back wheel. 1010 00:41:02,401 --> 00:41:04,569 I can't... careful. No rips. It has to go back. 1011 00:41:04,570 --> 00:41:06,237 Okay. 1012 00:41:06,238 --> 00:41:07,689 Awards official: Sir, there's a problem here. 1013 00:41:07,690 --> 00:41:09,157 You can't have this blocking the aisle. 1014 00:41:09,158 --> 00:41:11,192 Thank you. I was thinking the exact same thing. 1015 00:41:11,193 --> 00:41:12,527 Now where can we move him? 1016 00:41:12,528 --> 00:41:14,195 He's fine. The cameras. 1017 00:41:14,196 --> 00:41:15,997 You can't have the cameras blocking the aisle. 1018 00:41:15,998 --> 00:41:17,415 I have clearance from HBO. 1019 00:41:17,416 --> 00:41:19,034 Well, I have no knowledge of that. 1020 00:41:19,035 --> 00:41:21,336 I'm asking you to move these cameras to the back of the house. 1021 00:41:21,337 --> 00:41:23,204 I need this footage. I'm not moving. 1022 00:41:23,205 --> 00:41:25,340 Do I need to call security? 1023 00:41:25,341 --> 00:41:28,543 No. Jane, let's not... the show's starting. Okay? 1024 00:41:28,544 --> 00:41:31,296 (Intro music playing) Hawk, give me your iPhone. 1025 00:41:31,297 --> 00:41:33,048 You guys get what you can from the back. 1026 00:41:33,049 --> 00:41:34,632 I've got to fucking film this from here. 1027 00:41:34,633 --> 00:41:35,850 Tyler, get up. I'm in that seat. 1028 00:41:35,851 --> 00:41:37,802 - I'm a filmmaker. - Valerie: Tyler, get up. 1029 00:41:37,803 --> 00:41:40,105 Hurry. Hurry. Let's not draw any more attention 1030 00:41:40,106 --> 00:41:41,639 to this area than we have to. 1031 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,025 Announcer: Please welcome your host, Conan O'Brien. 1032 00:41:44,026 --> 00:41:46,194 (Audience cheers) 1033 00:41:46,195 --> 00:41:48,897 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 1034 00:41:48,898 --> 00:41:50,865 Welcome to the Emmy awards, 1035 00:41:50,866 --> 00:41:53,902 celebrating the very best in broadcast television, 1036 00:41:53,903 --> 00:41:55,904 cable, Netflix, Amazon, 1037 00:41:55,905 --> 00:41:59,124 and the new planters peanut channel. 1038 00:41:59,125 --> 00:42:00,408 (Laughter) 1039 00:42:00,409 --> 00:42:02,877 You laugh, but they launched an hour ago. 1040 00:42:02,878 --> 00:42:04,579 They're doing well. (Laughter) 1041 00:42:04,580 --> 00:42:05,580 I'm your host, Conan O'Brien. 1042 00:42:05,581 --> 00:42:07,632 Tonight, we celebrate the people 1043 00:42:07,633 --> 00:42:11,086 who happen to be in town for this awards show. 1044 00:42:11,087 --> 00:42:12,337 (Laughter) 1045 00:42:12,338 --> 00:42:14,589 We salute you. 1046 00:42:14,590 --> 00:42:16,141 Tonight's show is going to be so good, 1047 00:42:16,142 --> 00:42:19,511 some of you might even look up from your phones... 1048 00:42:19,512 --> 00:42:21,096 (All laugh) Briefly. 1049 00:42:21,097 --> 00:42:23,815 Big year for women in television. 1050 00:42:23,816 --> 00:42:27,018 That's right. There were at least two roles 1051 00:42:27,019 --> 00:42:30,188 that were not prostitutes. Yes. 1052 00:42:30,189 --> 00:42:32,574 That's progress. 1053 00:42:32,575 --> 00:42:34,576 I'm one of them. That's right. Good for you. 1054 00:42:34,577 --> 00:42:36,611 That's progress. 1055 00:42:36,612 --> 00:42:39,581 Speaking of prostitutes, Seth Rogen did cable. 1056 00:42:39,582 --> 00:42:41,116 (Laughter) Yeah. 1057 00:42:41,117 --> 00:42:42,617 Val, you got a text from Mark. 1058 00:42:42,618 --> 00:42:44,919 Oh, okay. What's this going to say? 1059 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,287 "Good luck." 1060 00:42:46,288 --> 00:42:48,673 After he left me alone on the biggest night of my life. 1061 00:42:48,674 --> 00:42:52,459 I'm here. Yeah. That's right. So... 1062 00:42:56,015 --> 00:42:57,966 Mickey collapsed at home 1063 00:42:57,967 --> 00:43:00,301 and they rushed him to cedars-Sinai. 1064 00:43:00,302 --> 00:43:02,020 What? (Sighs) 1065 00:43:02,021 --> 00:43:03,972 Conan: Excited by the success of "the sound of music" and "Peter Pan live," 1066 00:43:03,973 --> 00:43:06,107 NBC is hopeful it can get a comedy 1067 00:43:06,108 --> 00:43:08,860 to stay alive longer than four episodes... 1068 00:43:08,861 --> 00:43:11,862 What do I do? What do I do? 1069 00:43:13,732 --> 00:43:15,900 What do you mean? 1070 00:43:15,901 --> 00:43:17,986 Conan: Reality TV is still going strong. 1071 00:43:17,987 --> 00:43:20,238 I just... I don't know. I don't... 1072 00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:21,539 Should I go? 1073 00:43:21,540 --> 00:43:23,625 Jane: You can't go. You're going to win. 1074 00:43:23,626 --> 00:43:27,128 When's... when's... When's my category? 1075 00:43:27,129 --> 00:43:28,997 Uh, I... I think it's in the first half. 1076 00:43:28,998 --> 00:43:31,249 Conan: CBS is developing a reality/cop show hybrid. 1077 00:43:31,250 --> 00:43:35,253 Following "CSI: Miami" comes "CSI: My lunch." 1078 00:43:35,254 --> 00:43:38,306 A crack team of analysts go behind the scenes at a restaurant 1079 00:43:38,307 --> 00:43:40,475 and discover what is taking your waitress so long. 1080 00:43:40,476 --> 00:43:42,010 I'm just... I'm gonna call Mark. 1081 00:43:42,011 --> 00:43:43,678 Jane: Hurry back. 1082 00:43:43,679 --> 00:43:44,979 I will. 1083 00:43:44,980 --> 00:43:46,981 Conan: We have a wonderful show for you tonight. 1084 00:43:46,982 --> 00:43:49,400 Oh, not this one I'm hosting. 1085 00:43:49,401 --> 00:43:52,103 There's a DVD of "Homeland" in your goodie bag. 1086 00:43:52,104 --> 00:43:54,572 (All laughing) 1087 00:43:54,573 --> 00:43:57,825 Yeah. Yeah, I get it. 1088 00:43:57,826 --> 00:44:00,445 Yeah, big night here in Los Angeles. 1089 00:44:00,446 --> 00:44:02,614 Kind of a miracle, actually, 1090 00:44:02,615 --> 00:44:04,749 and no, I'm not talking about the fact that tonight... 1091 00:44:04,750 --> 00:44:07,001 Mark, it's me. I got your text. 1092 00:44:07,002 --> 00:44:10,371 So, how is he? Please call me back. 1093 00:44:10,372 --> 00:44:12,840 Conan: Miracle! 1094 00:44:12,841 --> 00:44:16,211 No, the miracle I'm talking about is the rain. 1095 00:44:16,212 --> 00:44:19,964 That's right, it is raining outside. 1096 00:44:19,965 --> 00:44:21,799 It's me again. 1097 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,885 Just thought you might pick up. 1098 00:44:23,886 --> 00:44:26,221 I'm worried sick. Okay? Please call me. 1099 00:44:26,222 --> 00:44:29,189 I don't know what to... To do. 1100 00:44:32,278 --> 00:44:36,948 Female announcer: From "Orange is the New Black" and "The Blacklist," 1101 00:44:36,949 --> 00:44:41,535 please welcome Taylor Schilling and James Spader. 1102 00:44:44,740 --> 00:44:47,874 (Workers chatting) 1103 00:44:55,718 --> 00:44:58,335 (Thunder rumbles) 1104 00:45:02,891 --> 00:45:04,225 Help. Can you help me? 1105 00:45:04,226 --> 00:45:06,094 It's an emergency. I need my limo. 1106 00:45:06,095 --> 00:45:07,679 Yeah, cool. Can I see your ticket? 1107 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:09,597 It's inside with the guy I came with. 1108 00:45:09,598 --> 00:45:11,482 I... it's a black limo. 1109 00:45:11,483 --> 00:45:13,518 Uh, yeah, lady. They're all black limos. 1110 00:45:13,519 --> 00:45:14,819 Yeah. Don't be a dick, man. 1111 00:45:14,820 --> 00:45:17,605 No, I did... I have to get to the hospital. 1112 00:45:17,606 --> 00:45:20,191 You should get an Uber. It would be much quicker. 1113 00:45:20,192 --> 00:45:21,826 I have that app. I have that, 1114 00:45:21,827 --> 00:45:23,911 but I don't know... I don't know how to do that. 1115 00:45:23,912 --> 00:45:26,030 - Because my husband... - Here, let me help. 1116 00:45:26,031 --> 00:45:27,448 Thank you. Uh, yeah. But, I mean, 1117 00:45:27,449 --> 00:45:29,250 you're going to have to meet them out on the street, lady, 1118 00:45:29,251 --> 00:45:31,119 because they're not going to get past security. 1119 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:32,253 Okay. Here. Uh, here. 1120 00:45:32,254 --> 00:45:34,422 Right there? Yeah, yeah, over there. 1121 00:45:34,423 --> 00:45:35,873 Okay. Thank you. 1122 00:45:35,874 --> 00:45:37,292 Yeah, no. Here, let me do that for you. 1123 00:45:37,293 --> 00:45:38,876 Thank you. 1124 00:45:38,877 --> 00:45:40,345 Yep, you're good. 1125 00:45:40,346 --> 00:45:42,013 Yeah. You're all set. 1126 00:45:42,014 --> 00:45:43,464 Thank you. Uh-huh. 1127 00:45:43,465 --> 00:45:44,966 Okay. Just out there? 1128 00:45:44,967 --> 00:45:46,100 Yeah. Right over there. 1129 00:45:46,101 --> 00:45:48,720 Yes, yes, I came around the corner. 1130 00:45:48,721 --> 00:45:50,138 I'm on the street. 1131 00:45:50,139 --> 00:45:52,189 Driver: I'm in a silver Prius. 1132 00:45:56,278 --> 00:45:58,896 No, I don't... How can you not see me? 1133 00:45:58,897 --> 00:46:01,816 I'm the only one in a gown, holding an umbrella. 1134 00:46:01,817 --> 00:46:04,402 Here I am, across the street. That's me. 1135 00:46:04,403 --> 00:46:05,570 (Honking) 1136 00:46:05,571 --> 00:46:09,790 There you are. Okay. Oh. 1137 00:46:13,629 --> 00:46:14,962 Oh, thank you. 1138 00:46:14,963 --> 00:46:16,798 Sorry, I thought you meant the other side... 1139 00:46:16,799 --> 00:46:18,666 Yes. I'll get the door. 1140 00:46:18,667 --> 00:46:22,002 Yes. I've just got to... 1141 00:46:24,723 --> 00:46:26,341 Driver: Close it, it's all getting in. 1142 00:46:26,342 --> 00:46:28,925 Oh! The dress. 1143 00:46:31,313 --> 00:46:34,981 Okay. And hurry. Please hurry. 1144 00:46:43,742 --> 00:46:45,860 Try to... 1145 00:46:45,861 --> 00:46:49,364 Trying to keep my hand... 1146 00:46:49,365 --> 00:46:51,866 Oh, red? What is this? 1147 00:46:51,867 --> 00:46:54,035 Sir, do you know what this... It says "disabled." 1148 00:46:54,036 --> 00:46:55,787 It's red. Do you know? 1149 00:46:55,788 --> 00:46:58,289 You hit the wrong code three times. 1150 00:46:58,290 --> 00:46:59,457 You're blocked. 1151 00:46:59,458 --> 00:47:01,042 I can't... blocked? I can't be blocked. 1152 00:47:01,043 --> 00:47:03,461 I have to make calls and receive calls. 1153 00:47:03,462 --> 00:47:06,547 This is an emergency. Blocked for how long? 1154 00:47:06,548 --> 00:47:09,516 Maybe two hours? Depends on the settings. 1155 00:47:22,147 --> 00:47:23,898 (Thunder rumbling) 1156 00:47:23,899 --> 00:47:25,899 - Thank you. - Okay. 1157 00:47:28,620 --> 00:47:31,038 (Siren wailing) 1158 00:47:31,039 --> 00:47:34,741 (Buzzing, indistinct talking over P.A.) 1159 00:47:43,085 --> 00:47:44,585 Um, I was told to come here. 1160 00:47:44,586 --> 00:47:46,337 For Mr. Deane? I'm here about Mickey Deane. 1161 00:47:46,338 --> 00:47:50,591 Are you family? Yes. Is he okay? 1162 00:47:50,592 --> 00:47:52,393 I'll get the doctor. 1163 00:47:52,394 --> 00:47:56,564 Woman: Help me! Someone help me. 1164 00:47:56,565 --> 00:47:59,433 Nurse? (Buzzing) 1165 00:48:01,854 --> 00:48:03,488 I'm Dr. Gonzales. 1166 00:48:03,489 --> 00:48:05,940 Are you here about Mr. Deane? 1167 00:48:05,941 --> 00:48:08,109 He's fine now. 1168 00:48:08,110 --> 00:48:09,527 He is? He had a... 1169 00:48:09,528 --> 00:48:11,112 He's fine? He's fine? 1170 00:48:11,113 --> 00:48:13,197 He had a very bad reaction to his new meds. 1171 00:48:13,198 --> 00:48:15,199 Okay. A neighbor called the ambulance. 1172 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,752 He wasn't doing good at all upon arrival, 1173 00:48:17,753 --> 00:48:20,037 - but he's better now. - Okay. 1174 00:48:20,038 --> 00:48:22,089 The medication is hard on his system. 1175 00:48:22,090 --> 00:48:23,791 But it's shrinking the tumor. 1176 00:48:23,792 --> 00:48:26,344 - It's... it... it's working? - Seems to be. 1177 00:48:26,345 --> 00:48:28,346 Okay. 1178 00:48:28,347 --> 00:48:30,765 Such a pretty dress. 1179 00:48:30,766 --> 00:48:32,633 (Laughs) What's the occasion? 1180 00:48:32,634 --> 00:48:35,136 Uh, the Emmys. 1181 00:48:35,137 --> 00:48:38,305 Can I see him? 1182 00:48:42,144 --> 00:48:45,813 Red, what are you doing here? 1183 00:48:45,814 --> 00:48:48,649 (Laughs) Well, you never saw my dress. 1184 00:48:48,650 --> 00:48:51,569 I'm supposed to be watching you on TV. 1185 00:48:51,570 --> 00:48:54,205 Well, we'll watch it together. 1186 00:48:54,206 --> 00:48:55,623 Why's the sound down? 1187 00:48:55,624 --> 00:48:57,625 I had a little turf war with... 1188 00:48:57,626 --> 00:48:58,826 Oh. 1189 00:48:58,827 --> 00:49:01,996 - (Man coughing) - You didn't have to come down here. 1190 00:49:01,997 --> 00:49:05,048 Yes, I did. 1191 00:49:06,552 --> 00:49:10,638 Red, I'm scared. 1192 00:49:10,639 --> 00:49:12,673 No. No need to be scared. 1193 00:49:12,674 --> 00:49:14,725 Because I'm here. 1194 00:49:14,726 --> 00:49:18,012 And I just spoke with that fabulous doctor of yours, 1195 00:49:18,013 --> 00:49:20,181 and she said you're getting better. 1196 00:49:20,182 --> 00:49:23,100 Well, isn't she something? 1197 00:49:23,101 --> 00:49:26,020 Mm-hmm. There's nothing to be scared of. 1198 00:49:26,021 --> 00:49:28,489 Oh. Except maybe that hair. 1199 00:49:28,490 --> 00:49:29,907 Well... (Laughs) 1200 00:49:29,908 --> 00:49:31,075 (Door opens) 1201 00:49:31,076 --> 00:49:34,111 Valerie: Well... (Laughs) 1202 00:49:34,112 --> 00:49:37,281 Val. 1203 00:49:37,282 --> 00:49:39,366 You came. 1204 00:49:40,953 --> 00:49:43,587 I mean, I sent you that text, but I never expected you to... 1205 00:49:48,093 --> 00:49:51,211 There you are. 1206 00:49:55,601 --> 00:49:57,718 Um, I, um... 1207 00:49:57,719 --> 00:49:59,387 I made a Starbucks run, 1208 00:49:59,388 --> 00:50:02,023 and I... if I'd known that you were here, 1209 00:50:02,024 --> 00:50:03,691 I would... I would have brought you something. 1210 00:50:03,692 --> 00:50:05,860 Red, this is you! I think this is you. 1211 00:50:05,861 --> 00:50:07,528 Yeah. Oh, that... Yeah, it's Sean Hayes. 1212 00:50:07,529 --> 00:50:09,897 So, yeah. He's doing my category. 1213 00:50:09,898 --> 00:50:12,066 Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Sean Hayes! 1214 00:50:12,067 --> 00:50:14,569 (Orchestral music playing) 1215 00:50:14,570 --> 00:50:16,820 (Audience cheering) 1216 00:50:19,458 --> 00:50:21,075 Good evening. 1217 00:50:21,076 --> 00:50:23,878 I'm here tonight to present outstanding supporting actress 1218 00:50:23,879 --> 00:50:24,912 in a comedy series, 1219 00:50:24,913 --> 00:50:28,549 an award that I've won myself. 1220 00:50:28,550 --> 00:50:29,717 (Laughter) 1221 00:50:29,718 --> 00:50:31,168 What's that? Oh, really? Oh, I... I won... 1222 00:50:31,169 --> 00:50:34,589 I won best supporting actor? What a range! 1223 00:50:34,590 --> 00:50:36,057 (Laughs) 1224 00:50:36,058 --> 00:50:39,427 Anyways, the nominees are Laverne Cox, "Orange is the New Black," 1225 00:50:39,428 --> 00:50:41,646 Sofia Vergara, "Modern Family," 1226 00:50:41,647 --> 00:50:43,681 Julie Bowen, "Modern Family," 1227 00:50:43,682 --> 00:50:46,517 Valerie Cherish, "Seeing Red," 1228 00:50:46,518 --> 00:50:48,819 and Anna Chlumsky, "Veep." 1229 00:50:48,820 --> 00:50:51,489 And the Emmy goes to... 1230 00:50:51,490 --> 00:50:54,442 Ah. Valerie Cherish. (All cheering) 1231 00:50:54,443 --> 00:50:56,110 Oh! Oh my God! 1232 00:50:56,111 --> 00:50:58,995 Oh, it did happen! Oh! 1233 00:51:00,082 --> 00:51:03,116 Oh, it happened. What? Oh! 1234 00:51:04,336 --> 00:51:07,455 (Orchestral music playing) 1235 00:51:07,456 --> 00:51:08,622 No? 1236 00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:13,961 I guess she's not here right now. 1237 00:51:13,962 --> 00:51:16,297 No, she's right here! 1238 00:51:16,298 --> 00:51:18,766 So, I'll take this, and now I have earrings. 1239 00:51:18,767 --> 00:51:22,686 Uh... oh, did you want to accept? 1240 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,557 Valerie: Yeah. Poor Paulie. 1241 00:51:26,558 --> 00:51:29,560 Okay. It didn't look like Valerie. 1242 00:51:29,561 --> 00:51:32,279 - (All laugh) - That's a good cover. 1243 00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:34,899 That's a pro. 1244 00:51:34,900 --> 00:51:38,035 Well, how did you like that? 1245 00:51:38,036 --> 00:51:39,320 (Both laugh) 1246 00:51:39,321 --> 00:51:42,039 Miss Cherish, speech, please. 1247 00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,041 Well, thank you, thank you. 1248 00:51:44,042 --> 00:51:46,661 And I accept this remote on behalf 1249 00:51:46,662 --> 00:51:50,381 of the two most important men in my life. 1250 00:51:50,382 --> 00:51:52,717 Man: Keep it down over there! 1251 00:51:52,718 --> 00:51:57,338 Oh, show some respect! She's an Emmy winner! 1252 00:51:57,339 --> 00:52:00,007 (Laughs) 1253 00:52:00,008 --> 00:52:01,809 I am. (Laughs) 1254 00:52:01,810 --> 00:52:03,561 Would you get me my bag? 1255 00:52:03,562 --> 00:52:05,146 Yeah. You brought your bag? 1256 00:52:05,147 --> 00:52:07,682 Yeah, well, if these meds don't kill me, 1257 00:52:07,683 --> 00:52:09,684 the hair will. 1258 00:52:09,685 --> 00:52:12,403 Wow. It's really stuck in here. 1259 00:52:12,404 --> 00:52:14,071 Okay. Okay. 1260 00:52:14,072 --> 00:52:17,074 Mark, would you just plug this in back there some place for me? 1261 00:52:17,075 --> 00:52:18,526 (Sighs) Yes. Sure. 1262 00:52:18,527 --> 00:52:20,611 All right. Just be careful what you unplug, all right? 1263 00:52:20,612 --> 00:52:23,280 That's the last thing we need. (Laughs) 1264 00:52:23,281 --> 00:52:24,914 Unplug. 1265 00:52:26,868 --> 00:52:29,170 I'm so proud of you. 1266 00:52:29,171 --> 00:52:31,205 That I came? 1267 00:52:31,206 --> 00:52:34,958 That. And everything. 1268 00:52:36,595 --> 00:52:38,879 Well, I'm proud of you. 1269 00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:40,381 Oh, for what? 1270 00:52:40,382 --> 00:52:42,716 Oh. For everything. 1271 00:52:46,221 --> 00:52:48,272 So, where's Jane? 1272 00:52:48,273 --> 00:52:51,025 Jane. Oh, I forgot about Jane. 1273 00:52:51,026 --> 00:52:52,309 (Laughs) Oh. 1274 00:52:52,310 --> 00:52:53,694 Wow. 1275 00:52:53,695 --> 00:52:55,563 (Laughing) Oh, no. 1276 00:52:55,564 --> 00:52:58,399 Well, you want to swing by and check out some Emmy parties? 1277 00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,401 Uh, have we met? 1278 00:53:00,402 --> 00:53:05,071 Cherish is the word I use to describe 1279 00:53:09,044 --> 00:53:11,245 All the feeling that I have 1280 00:53:11,246 --> 00:53:16,216 Hiding here for you inside 1281 00:53:17,753 --> 00:53:19,170 You don't know how many times 1282 00:53:19,171 --> 00:53:21,639 I've wished that I had told you 1283 00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:23,758 You don't know how many times I've wished 1284 00:53:23,759 --> 00:53:25,760 That I could hold you 1285 00:53:25,761 --> 00:53:28,262 You don't know how many times I've wished 1286 00:53:28,263 --> 00:53:30,648 That I could mold you into someone 1287 00:53:30,649 --> 00:53:34,769 Who could Cherish me as much as I 1288 00:53:34,770 --> 00:53:38,154 Cherish you 1289 00:53:40,075 --> 00:53:45,445 Cherish is the word I use to describe 1290 00:53:48,283 --> 00:53:50,284 All the feeling that I have 1291 00:53:50,285 --> 00:53:54,120 Hiding here for you inside 1292 00:53:56,374 --> 00:53:58,425 You don't know how many times 1293 00:53:58,426 --> 00:54:00,928 I've wished that I had told you 1294 00:54:00,929 --> 00:54:02,429 You don't know how many times 1295 00:54:02,430 --> 00:54:04,965 I've wished that I could hold you 1296 00:54:04,966 --> 00:54:06,717 You don't know how many times 1297 00:54:06,718 --> 00:54:08,469 I've wished that I could mold you 1298 00:54:08,470 --> 00:54:11,105 Into someone who could Cherish me 1299 00:54:11,106 --> 00:54:15,809 As much as I Cherish you 1300 00:54:18,046 --> 00:54:23,316 Cherish is the word 1301 00:54:23,317 --> 00:54:26,447 - Synced and Corrected by peterbrito - - www.addic7ed.com - 1302 00:54:26,497 --> 00:54:31,047 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 93159