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Billy, what are you calling for ? 15 00:01:53,535 --> 00:01:54,383 What ? 16 00:01:55,088 --> 00:01:56,351 We were nominated ? 17 00:01:56,665 --> 00:01:58,463 What ? What ?! 18 00:01:59,477 --> 00:02:02,831 Mark, "Room & Bored" was nominated for a People's Choice award. 19 00:02:02,836 --> 00:02:04,410 - At 5:15 ? - Yeah, 20 00:02:04,445 --> 00:02:07,231 that's when they broadcast it to New York, of course. 21 00:02:07,287 --> 00:02:09,331 What ? Oh, no no. He saw it online, so... 22 00:02:09,388 --> 00:02:11,133 Why is he online at 5:00 ? 23 00:02:11,168 --> 00:02:13,871 He's a publicist, Mark. That's where he's supposed to be. 24 00:02:14,027 --> 00:02:16,223 Oh ! Okay, where's the remote ? Where's the remote ? 25 00:02:16,228 --> 00:02:18,383 - No, I'm asleep ! - This is bigger than sleep. 26 00:02:18,395 --> 00:02:20,391 Where's the remote ? Put on E!. 27 00:02:20,547 --> 00:02:21,932 - What channel's E!? - 204. 28 00:02:21,947 --> 00:02:24,061 Just want to see if they announce it like they do 29 00:02:24,065 --> 00:02:26,132 at the Emmys or the Golden Globes or... 30 00:02:26,385 --> 00:02:28,510 Oh, all right. Never mind. No, it's not on. 31 00:02:28,986 --> 00:02:30,460 Oh, this is so exciting ! 32 00:02:30,468 --> 00:02:33,062 Val, can we go back to sleep ? 33 00:02:33,068 --> 00:02:35,491 - I don't have to be up for two hours. - I can't, Mark. I can't sleep. 34 00:02:35,495 --> 00:02:37,272 Look, I'm up ! I'm up ! 35 00:02:37,628 --> 00:02:39,302 I tell you what : you go back to sleep. 36 00:02:39,306 --> 00:02:42,132 One second, Billy. Oh, what about best actress ? 37 00:02:46,316 --> 00:02:49,360 Hello hello hello, fellow nominees ! 38 00:02:50,598 --> 00:02:52,621 Congratulations, one and all ! 39 00:02:52,967 --> 00:02:54,652 - What ? - What are you talking about ? 40 00:02:54,657 --> 00:02:56,980 You don't know ? Do you really... You don't know ? 41 00:02:57,058 --> 00:02:59,200 Jane, they don't know. How great is this ? 42 00:02:59,206 --> 00:03:01,902 - I'm going to be the one to tell them. - Tell us what ? 43 00:03:01,976 --> 00:03:03,823 "Room & Bored" has been nominated 44 00:03:03,826 --> 00:03:05,383 for a People's Choice award 45 00:03:05,407 --> 00:03:07,623 for favorite new TV comedy ! 46 00:03:07,696 --> 00:03:09,563 - No way, are you serious ?! - Yeah ! 47 00:03:09,958 --> 00:03:12,993 And Juna has been nominated 48 00:03:12,998 --> 00:03:15,212 for favorite female TV star. 49 00:03:16,685 --> 00:03:19,740 Can you believe it ? We're all nominated ! All of us ! 50 00:03:22,657 --> 00:03:24,643 Oh, hold on, man ! Bring it down ! Bring it down ! 51 00:03:24,647 --> 00:03:26,723 You guys have been in what, like two episodes ? 52 00:03:27,085 --> 00:03:29,113 Oh, interesting. Two episodes, 53 00:03:29,117 --> 00:03:32,320 - and suddenly you're nominated. - That is interesting, dude. 54 00:03:35,038 --> 00:03:36,612 Is there gonna be a red carpet ? 55 00:03:36,687 --> 00:03:39,820 - That's what I want to know. - Of course there gonna be a red carpet. 56 00:03:40,096 --> 00:03:42,623 So we have to watch everything we put in our mouths. 57 00:03:45,827 --> 00:03:47,020 Let's not forget 58 00:03:47,068 --> 00:03:49,023 - the writers ! Bravo, Gigi ! - Oh yeah ! 59 00:03:49,575 --> 00:03:51,223 Bravo, Zach. 60 00:03:51,935 --> 00:03:53,750 Good work. Thank you so much. 61 00:03:53,787 --> 00:03:54,832 It's cause of you. 62 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:56,180 Very good. 63 00:03:56,686 --> 00:03:59,383 - Oh, speak of the devils. - Oh, Tom ! 64 00:04:02,698 --> 00:04:03,962 - What ? - Who's your daddy ? 65 00:04:03,966 --> 00:04:06,503 - What is all this ? What's going on ? - We got nominated, man ! 66 00:04:06,506 --> 00:04:07,963 Favorite new TV comedy. 67 00:04:08,228 --> 00:04:10,492 Oh, yeah yeah. Well... 68 00:04:10,966 --> 00:04:13,270 Let's not get all carried away. 69 00:04:13,275 --> 00:04:15,311 Oh, let's not all get carried away. 70 00:04:15,315 --> 00:04:18,751 Let's not get carried away. Are you Mr. Cool, huh ? Come here, you. 71 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:21,610 - Oh, wow. - It's good, it's good. 72 00:04:21,616 --> 00:04:24,132 - Thank you. - Paulie G, you too. 73 00:04:24,137 --> 00:04:25,722 Real good, real good. 74 00:04:25,725 --> 00:04:28,591 Wow. What would you do if it were a big award, fuck me ? 75 00:04:29,985 --> 00:04:32,202 Yeah, hit him, Shayne ! That's right, hit him. 76 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:33,851 Paulie G, FYI, 77 00:04:33,885 --> 00:04:36,122 People's Choice is a big award, all right ? 78 00:04:36,137 --> 00:04:38,943 It's from the people. That's the biggest honor you could get. 79 00:04:38,966 --> 00:04:41,010 I should know 'cause I have one. Did you know that? 80 00:04:41,028 --> 00:04:44,491 No, I was going to say we shouldn't get all carried away 'cause we didn't win. 81 00:04:44,667 --> 00:04:45,590 What ? 82 00:04:45,658 --> 00:04:48,191 No, they notify the winner to make sure that they're there. 83 00:04:48,645 --> 00:04:49,553 It's not us. 84 00:04:50,398 --> 00:04:52,201 But Juna won favorite female TV star ! 85 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:53,241 - Did she ?! - Yeah. 86 00:04:53,245 --> 00:04:55,130 Well that's great ! Okay, so we... 87 00:04:55,135 --> 00:04:57,663 still have to go to support Juna, right ? 88 00:04:57,667 --> 00:05:00,000 And celebrate our own nomination, win or lose. 89 00:05:00,018 --> 00:05:02,252 - It's still a big deal, isn't it ?! - Yeah, sure. 90 00:05:02,255 --> 00:05:03,921 - Yeah, right ? - Right. 91 00:05:03,925 --> 00:05:08,402 That's right. You know how many shows never get nominated for any awards ? 92 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:10,050 I don't know. Four ? 93 00:05:10,695 --> 00:05:15,081 Excuse me, where would I find a Tom Peterman and a Paulie G ? 94 00:05:16,428 --> 00:05:18,422 Val, you didn't... 95 00:05:20,355 --> 00:05:23,382 - Congratulations. - Yeah, congratulations. 96 00:05:24,878 --> 00:05:26,021 You didn't have to do... 97 00:05:28,146 --> 00:05:30,923 For a second I thought, "all right, it happened, he shot someone. " 98 00:05:33,547 --> 00:05:35,333 I should put it out. You all right ? 99 00:05:35,588 --> 00:05:37,542 I love awards shows. 100 00:05:37,748 --> 00:05:39,023 There, I said it. 101 00:05:39,348 --> 00:05:41,141 I'm not one of those stars who pretends 102 00:05:41,146 --> 00:05:43,392 that dressing up and walking on the red carpet 103 00:05:43,395 --> 00:05:45,753 is just a big pain in my you-know-what. 104 00:05:46,426 --> 00:05:50,221 What do you say to those people who say Hollywood has too many award shows ? 105 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:53,321 I say, "where's the love ?" 106 00:05:54,815 --> 00:05:56,452 What awards have you won ? 107 00:05:57,197 --> 00:05:59,653 Well, there's the People's Choice award 108 00:05:59,668 --> 00:06:01,231 which is near and dear. 109 00:06:01,788 --> 00:06:03,121 That was the first one. 110 00:06:07,877 --> 00:06:09,133 We're shooting. 111 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:11,581 I'm sorry, Jane. I just have to give her a... 112 00:06:11,888 --> 00:06:13,392 - Val. - Oh, baby girl. 113 00:06:13,398 --> 00:06:16,341 Thank you so much for the gorgeous flowers. 114 00:06:16,346 --> 00:06:20,120 Well, congratulations, favorite female television star ! 115 00:06:20,167 --> 00:06:21,500 Can you believe it ? 116 00:06:21,507 --> 00:06:23,820 My first job. It's crazy. 117 00:06:24,196 --> 00:06:25,512 Well, they have good taste. 118 00:06:25,516 --> 00:06:27,981 First me, now you... Passing the torch. 119 00:06:28,215 --> 00:06:29,531 - Right. - Right. 120 00:06:29,776 --> 00:06:32,423 Well I should let you guys get back to your stuff. 121 00:06:32,515 --> 00:06:34,950 Thanks, Jane. Oh my god, Val. 122 00:06:34,955 --> 00:06:37,402 How do you even think with all these lights ? 123 00:06:37,818 --> 00:06:39,820 - Sorry. See you later, guys. - See ya ! 124 00:06:41,565 --> 00:06:43,302 I'm looking for a Valerie Cherish. 125 00:06:43,306 --> 00:06:46,960 - Oh, someone's getting flowers. - Oh, look at that. 126 00:06:46,965 --> 00:06:50,053 Oh, who are those from, Mickey ! 127 00:06:50,238 --> 00:06:53,790 Well, I don't know. I'm not saying. Read the card. 128 00:06:53,825 --> 00:06:57,192 Let's see. "Congratulations from your favorite gay. " 129 00:06:57,276 --> 00:06:58,442 Aw, Mickey. 130 00:07:00,576 --> 00:07:02,441 Guy ! Favorite guy ! Yeah. 131 00:07:02,946 --> 00:07:05,571 It says favorite, it's just bad handwriting. It says "guy. " 132 00:07:05,578 --> 00:07:07,810 Can you see that ? Can you get it ? Yeah. 133 00:07:10,768 --> 00:07:11,892 I just didn't... 134 00:07:12,067 --> 00:07:14,232 You have to write more legibly, dear. Otherwise... 135 00:07:14,798 --> 00:07:16,170 I don't know what you mean. 136 00:07:16,786 --> 00:07:19,220 You're not on the stage, so it is all about the red carpet. 137 00:07:19,226 --> 00:07:20,352 Don't I know it. 138 00:07:21,546 --> 00:07:23,173 What exactly is in that ? 139 00:07:24,287 --> 00:07:27,250 Organic lemon, maple syrup and cayenne pepper. 140 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:29,631 And a special weight-loss ingredient called 141 00:07:29,698 --> 00:07:31,782 fear-you-won't-fit-in to-the-designer's dress. 142 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:34,851 - Right ? - At least have a bite of my salad, red. 143 00:07:34,858 --> 00:07:36,757 Can't do it, Mickey. Can't do it. 144 00:07:36,792 --> 00:07:40,577 It's called a fast because if you eat anything the weight comes back real fast ! 145 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:43,708 I got a really hot designer interested in doing your dress. 146 00:07:43,709 --> 00:07:45,404 - Who ? - Jay McCarroll. 147 00:07:46,038 --> 00:07:47,940 I'm sorry, I don't... No, I don't know... 148 00:07:47,955 --> 00:07:49,442 The winner of "project runway" ? 149 00:07:50,038 --> 00:07:51,070 Yeah, I don't know. 150 00:07:51,097 --> 00:07:54,523 The designer reality show I was telling you about, red. 151 00:07:55,365 --> 00:07:58,920 Did you ? Well, you tell me about so many shows it's hard for me to... 152 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:02,351 A reality show winner designing for a reality show star, are you kidding me ? 153 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:05,213 The press is all over it. They're already calling me like crazy. 154 00:08:05,217 --> 00:08:06,981 - Well, we have a problem. - What ? 155 00:08:06,985 --> 00:08:10,433 Because I've already contacted Mr. Nolan Miller about designing my dress. 156 00:08:11,535 --> 00:08:12,721 Nolan "Dynasty" Miller ? 157 00:08:12,765 --> 00:08:15,443 Yeah. Did me for the People's Choice awards when I won. 158 00:08:15,615 --> 00:08:18,550 And I promised him he could do me the next time I'm nominated. 159 00:08:18,867 --> 00:08:21,823 No no. I mean, Nolan Miller is great, but, you know... 160 00:08:22,935 --> 00:08:25,040 Jay McCarroll's happening right now. 161 00:08:26,008 --> 00:08:27,352 Mickey, what do you think ? 162 00:08:27,516 --> 00:08:29,370 He's very talented. 163 00:08:30,238 --> 00:08:31,722 I don't know, Billy. I don't know. 164 00:08:31,726 --> 00:08:34,800 I know what I look good in and I look good in Nolan Miller. 165 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:37,620 Valerie, you're gonna be on the red carpet next to Juna. 166 00:08:37,978 --> 00:08:39,380 You gotta kick it up a notch. 167 00:08:39,945 --> 00:08:40,752 Okay. 168 00:08:41,497 --> 00:08:43,082 - Sure, why not ? - Great. 169 00:08:43,086 --> 00:08:45,160 Yeah. All right. Let's see what he comes up. 170 00:08:45,206 --> 00:08:48,042 - Great. I will handle Nolan Miller... - Well, let's... 171 00:08:48,386 --> 00:08:50,502 see what the other guy's dress looks like first. 172 00:08:50,537 --> 00:08:51,992 Oh, there's Gigi. 173 00:08:52,467 --> 00:08:54,661 She hasn't got a place to sit, poor thing. 174 00:08:54,886 --> 00:08:57,332 Well, Mickey, I'm not gonna invite her to join us. 175 00:08:57,336 --> 00:08:59,891 - We're in the middle of a business meeting. - No, it's cool. She can have my seat. 176 00:08:59,896 --> 00:09:01,020 I have a meeting anyway. 177 00:09:01,026 --> 00:09:02,831 Gigi, come join us. 178 00:09:04,187 --> 00:09:05,550 So I'll send Jay your measurements ? 179 00:09:05,555 --> 00:09:08,752 No, let's hold off for three days 'cause I want to get the weight down. 180 00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:10,692 Great, see you. 181 00:09:11,816 --> 00:09:13,282 - Hi, thanks. - Sit, darling. 182 00:09:15,027 --> 00:09:17,380 So crazy, huh ? So crazy over there 183 00:09:17,386 --> 00:09:19,952 - with the awards show business, huh ? - Huh ? Oh, right. 184 00:09:20,177 --> 00:09:22,331 That macaroni and cheese looks good. 185 00:09:22,755 --> 00:09:24,621 Oh, go ahead. Twist my arm. 186 00:09:25,337 --> 00:09:27,071 You sure you don't want anything, red ? 187 00:09:29,857 --> 00:09:31,380 Excited about the big night ? 188 00:09:32,086 --> 00:09:33,632 I'm not allowed to go. 189 00:09:33,787 --> 00:09:35,951 Only the writer-producers get a ticket. 190 00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:37,601 Aw, it doesn't seem fair. 191 00:09:44,557 --> 00:09:45,373 I... 192 00:09:46,507 --> 00:09:47,871 I really wanted to go. 193 00:09:50,816 --> 00:09:53,183 It was the only thing I was looking forward to. 194 00:09:55,707 --> 00:09:58,790 I'm in that room with those guys who hate me all day. 195 00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:01,413 Well, I'm sure they don't hate you. 196 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:02,831 Why would they hate you ? 197 00:10:03,826 --> 00:10:05,623 They call me "Aunt Sassy's bitch. " 198 00:10:06,926 --> 00:10:07,753 Well. 199 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,712 God, I can't seem to stop eating. 200 00:10:10,148 --> 00:10:11,953 Have you noticed how fat I'm getting ? 201 00:10:12,726 --> 00:10:13,493 I... 202 00:10:13,756 --> 00:10:16,070 I haven't kissed anybody in like, a year. 203 00:10:16,647 --> 00:10:19,673 And these awards were the only fun thing that I was looking forward to, 204 00:10:19,728 --> 00:10:21,781 and now I don't even get to go. 205 00:10:22,525 --> 00:10:24,860 I'm a writer on the show that's nominated. 206 00:10:25,265 --> 00:10:27,290 - It's not fair. - Well... 207 00:10:27,588 --> 00:10:28,503 Here. 208 00:10:28,767 --> 00:10:29,741 I'm sorry. 209 00:10:29,865 --> 00:10:32,002 Take a napkin there. Yeah, it's all right. 210 00:10:33,516 --> 00:10:35,702 I know the tickets are tight, okay ? 211 00:10:35,706 --> 00:10:39,342 The only way Mickey's going is 'cause Juna's giving him her extra ticket. 212 00:10:39,547 --> 00:10:41,100 Even Mickey gets to go ? 213 00:10:41,445 --> 00:10:43,490 Well, let's think of something now, okay ? 214 00:10:43,497 --> 00:10:45,811 - Let's make a call to someone. - No, you know what ? 215 00:10:45,818 --> 00:10:47,180 I already tried everything. 216 00:10:47,977 --> 00:10:49,053 You did. Well, 217 00:10:49,776 --> 00:10:52,392 not everything. Not everything, okay ? 218 00:10:52,437 --> 00:10:54,942 I've got two tickets. You can go with me. 219 00:10:56,358 --> 00:10:57,693 - Okay ? - Oh my god. 220 00:10:57,706 --> 00:10:58,860 - Yeah, why not ? - Really ? 221 00:10:58,876 --> 00:11:00,840 Well, why not ? Come be my date. 222 00:11:01,006 --> 00:11:04,541 All right ? You're a writer on the show, you deserve to be at the awards. 223 00:11:04,607 --> 00:11:05,451 Done. 224 00:11:06,146 --> 00:11:07,422 Thank you so much. 225 00:11:07,426 --> 00:11:08,701 Oh, my pleasure. 226 00:11:09,357 --> 00:11:11,771 My pleasure. See, you don't have to cry anymore. 227 00:11:11,776 --> 00:11:13,733 - I'm sorry... I feel like an idiot. - It's okay. 228 00:11:13,738 --> 00:11:15,041 No, it's emotion. 229 00:11:18,596 --> 00:11:19,490 Hello. 230 00:11:20,075 --> 00:11:24,193 - Hey. Where's Franchesca ? - In the car finishing a text message. 231 00:11:24,418 --> 00:11:26,361 - How was your day ? - Fine. 232 00:11:27,397 --> 00:11:29,610 Hello, Jane and all. 233 00:11:30,697 --> 00:11:32,192 So what do you want for dinner ? 234 00:11:32,207 --> 00:11:32,902 Steak ? 235 00:11:32,908 --> 00:11:34,113 Oh, that sounds good. 236 00:11:38,596 --> 00:11:39,471 Okay. 237 00:11:43,098 --> 00:11:44,861 Oh, you know who makes a good steak ? 238 00:11:44,968 --> 00:11:46,373 - The palm. - Oh great. 239 00:11:46,897 --> 00:11:47,690 Oh... 240 00:11:48,385 --> 00:11:52,912 Mark, hope you're not too upset, but you know that sweet girl writer ? 241 00:11:53,058 --> 00:11:55,351 She couldn't get tickets to the award show, 242 00:11:55,406 --> 00:11:57,153 so I gave her yours. 243 00:11:57,726 --> 00:11:59,193 You're not too upset, are you ? 244 00:11:59,275 --> 00:12:01,272 Well, I was kind of looking forward to going. 245 00:12:01,348 --> 00:12:02,790 Really ? Really ? 246 00:12:02,815 --> 00:12:05,313 I thought you wouldn't want to go and get all dressed up. 247 00:12:05,317 --> 00:12:07,313 Well I've never been to an awards show. 248 00:12:07,648 --> 00:12:08,613 I'm sorry. 249 00:12:08,736 --> 00:12:10,690 We didn't know each other last time you won. 250 00:12:10,695 --> 00:12:12,393 Well, I'm not winning this time. 251 00:12:12,397 --> 00:12:15,032 Well I know, but I thought it might be cool. 252 00:12:17,498 --> 00:12:19,540 She's fat. No one likes her. 253 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,190 All right. No no no, I hear you. I hear you. I hear you. 254 00:12:24,256 --> 00:12:25,711 My Marky-Mark. My love ball. 255 00:12:25,717 --> 00:12:28,040 I'm sorry. There's going to be other awards shows though, all right ? 256 00:12:28,045 --> 00:12:30,670 And you are going to be my date for each and every one of them. 257 00:12:31,087 --> 00:12:32,671 All right, there's the Emmys, 258 00:12:33,198 --> 00:12:34,560 and the Golden Globes, 259 00:12:35,315 --> 00:12:36,203 and... 260 00:12:37,226 --> 00:12:38,062 Oh. Mark... 261 00:12:39,485 --> 00:12:41,371 I'd better get your dinner. 262 00:12:44,926 --> 00:12:46,602 - Yes, let's get our dinner. - Yeah. 263 00:12:48,916 --> 00:12:50,530 Oh, Mickey. 264 00:12:51,617 --> 00:12:54,161 Does Mr. Miller know me or does Mr. Miller know me ? 265 00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:56,063 It's the one to beat, red. 266 00:12:56,135 --> 00:12:57,732 Oh, okay, Fredo. 267 00:12:57,887 --> 00:13:00,573 I think I'm going to need one more fitting just before the awards. 268 00:13:00,577 --> 00:13:02,481 - Oh, sure. We can do that. - Great, okay. 269 00:13:02,487 --> 00:13:04,440 - Val ? - Oh, that's Billy with the other dress. 270 00:13:04,447 --> 00:13:06,731 Here it is, hot off the press. Where is she ? 271 00:13:07,148 --> 00:13:09,643 - I'll take that. - I didn't think we'd make it. 272 00:13:10,237 --> 00:13:12,752 He said he didn't even have time to put a label on the back. 273 00:13:13,067 --> 00:13:15,071 It's like... oh, Val, listen ! 274 00:13:15,176 --> 00:13:18,383 Don't overreact, but Jay say he went a little sexier than we talked about, 275 00:13:18,388 --> 00:13:20,111 but he thinks you can pull it off. 276 00:13:21,465 --> 00:13:23,090 Oh, and he said if it all works out, 277 00:13:23,096 --> 00:13:25,471 he's going to fly in from Pennsylvania for the big event. 278 00:13:26,046 --> 00:13:27,312 How great would that be, right ? 279 00:13:27,317 --> 00:13:29,763 The two of you guys on the red carpet together ? 280 00:13:31,196 --> 00:13:32,781 I'll tell you right now, 281 00:13:32,966 --> 00:13:35,770 she's very attached to the Nolan Miller. 282 00:13:40,416 --> 00:13:41,941 Shut up. 283 00:13:42,318 --> 00:13:43,671 Shut up ! 284 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,302 Oh, no. I don't... 285 00:13:46,407 --> 00:13:47,900 This isn't me. Mickey ? 286 00:13:48,587 --> 00:13:50,370 Red, you look hot. 287 00:13:50,975 --> 00:13:53,652 - Red hot ! - I'm all hanging out though. 288 00:13:54,115 --> 00:13:56,021 That's what they make double-stick tape for. 289 00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:57,161 Okay, 290 00:13:57,168 --> 00:13:59,931 if you do not wear that dress, I will kill myself. 291 00:13:59,935 --> 00:14:01,862 That is the dress that gets the press. 292 00:14:02,416 --> 00:14:04,383 But is it me ? Is it me, Mickey ? 293 00:14:04,486 --> 00:14:07,022 You want a splash. That's the splash. 294 00:14:07,025 --> 00:14:09,122 It's just... It seems a little tight. I don't know. 295 00:14:09,137 --> 00:14:10,573 Fredo, what do you think ? 296 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,460 It is... It's perfect. 297 00:14:13,748 --> 00:14:14,960 Just right. 298 00:14:16,297 --> 00:14:18,650 Well, it's a little weird in the back though. See that ? 299 00:14:18,698 --> 00:14:20,642 Oh, was in a box. 300 00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:22,072 We can steam and... 301 00:14:22,288 --> 00:14:24,370 Ay, miss Val. 302 00:14:24,755 --> 00:14:26,343 So skinny. 303 00:14:27,707 --> 00:14:31,332 Well, we are going to need a case of that double-stick tape, huh ? 304 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:34,192 Great ! Great great great. Now listen, here's the thing. 305 00:14:34,476 --> 00:14:37,021 Jay's insisting that we use his people to do your makeup. 306 00:14:37,115 --> 00:14:37,962 Fine. 307 00:14:38,117 --> 00:14:39,503 And hair. 308 00:14:41,055 --> 00:14:42,002 Well... 309 00:14:42,706 --> 00:14:44,573 I have to go home and feed the dogs. 310 00:14:44,856 --> 00:14:46,592 - Mickey. - I'm fine. 311 00:14:47,297 --> 00:14:49,231 You have to do what you have to do. 312 00:14:52,498 --> 00:14:55,222 Ay, Mr. Mickey. 313 00:14:57,946 --> 00:14:59,610 Valerie, that dress is amazing. 314 00:14:59,995 --> 00:15:02,081 - You look very pretty - Oh, thank you. 315 00:15:02,285 --> 00:15:04,660 How is my dress ? Is it too tight ? I feel... 316 00:15:05,378 --> 00:15:05,993 No. 317 00:15:07,577 --> 00:15:10,911 Hello ? Yeah, we're pulling up right now. 318 00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:13,552 I don't know why I let them talk me into smoky eyes. 319 00:15:13,557 --> 00:15:16,341 Looks like I fell asleep in my makeup. Look at that. 320 00:15:16,575 --> 00:15:18,463 - Let us know. - Billy, how's my hair ? 321 00:15:18,466 --> 00:15:20,522 I can't... Jane, Jane ? 322 00:15:20,885 --> 00:15:22,410 - Jane, how's my hair. - Great. 323 00:15:23,036 --> 00:15:26,502 Speaking of great, you really clean up nice. Very sexy shoes. 324 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,061 I'm really uncomfortable. 325 00:15:28,488 --> 00:15:31,961 - Pulling up to security now. - No no no. Drive around the block again. 326 00:15:31,967 --> 00:15:35,090 Juna hasn't arrived. We have to get there the exact same time as Juna. 327 00:15:35,865 --> 00:15:38,183 Real important to coordinate these moments. 328 00:15:38,286 --> 00:15:41,232 The press is going to go crazy when Juna and I get out at the same time, so... 329 00:15:41,236 --> 00:15:43,551 What ? No, she's pulling up. No, don't drive around. 330 00:15:43,555 --> 00:15:45,230 This is good. This is good. 331 00:15:45,296 --> 00:15:46,693 - We're good. - Oh, all right. 332 00:15:47,015 --> 00:15:48,861 I'm lowering the windows for security. 333 00:15:48,868 --> 00:15:50,162 Security, yeah. 334 00:15:51,138 --> 00:15:53,083 Hello, officer. Valerie Cherish. 335 00:15:54,356 --> 00:15:56,662 - You all have a nice evening. - Thank you very much. 336 00:15:57,805 --> 00:16:01,050 Gigi, why don't you slide over here and give Valerie room to get out first ? 337 00:16:05,008 --> 00:16:06,782 Oh, your dress seam ripped. 338 00:16:06,787 --> 00:16:08,062 What ? Where ? 339 00:16:08,616 --> 00:16:09,830 - There. - Oh my god. 340 00:16:09,848 --> 00:16:12,643 - Don't know the heck we can do about that. - What should I... 341 00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:15,100 - That's really bad. - Just have to hold on to it and cover it. 342 00:16:15,105 --> 00:16:16,670 - Hold it ? - We gotta move. 343 00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:18,210 I just thought that you should know. 344 00:16:18,388 --> 00:16:19,942 Let's go. Gotta move. 345 00:16:24,037 --> 00:16:25,182 Ladies and gentlemen... 346 00:16:39,448 --> 00:16:41,402 - To the left hand side. - Oh, no, she's a nominee. 347 00:16:41,408 --> 00:16:42,622 Valerie Cherish, hi. 348 00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:44,532 - Hello. - And they're all with me, so... 349 00:16:45,606 --> 00:16:48,212 Okay, well, there's only nominees allowed on the red carpet. 350 00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:50,553 - You could not... - Oh, no, this is my reality crew, so 351 00:16:50,557 --> 00:16:52,691 they have to... Don't leave home without them, you know ? 352 00:16:52,697 --> 00:16:55,390 Okay, hold right here. I'm going to have to clear this. 353 00:16:55,397 --> 00:16:57,323 - You have to clear it. - Excuse me. Juna. 354 00:16:57,326 --> 00:16:59,803 I'm gonna need somebody to verify another... 355 00:16:59,805 --> 00:17:02,753 - Hi, you guys ! - Aw, baby girl ! 356 00:17:03,176 --> 00:17:05,232 - Thank you. - Aw, Mickey, looking good. 357 00:17:05,256 --> 00:17:07,743 - Hello, Val. - Oh, don't be that way. 358 00:17:07,747 --> 00:17:11,752 Come on, my head's on fire from the maniac yanking at it all day. 359 00:17:11,995 --> 00:17:13,782 Oh my god, I'm so happy to see you. 360 00:17:13,785 --> 00:17:15,320 I'm so freaked out. 361 00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:18,092 Val, can you do the red carpet with me ? 362 00:17:18,706 --> 00:17:20,753 - Yes ! - Yes, absolutely ! Definitely ! 363 00:17:21,237 --> 00:17:22,371 We need to go. 364 00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:23,942 They're going to do the red carpet together. 365 00:17:23,946 --> 00:17:25,970 Great, but "Access Hollywood" is waiting for us right now. So... 366 00:17:25,975 --> 00:17:27,452 Right now ? Great ! Let's just do it. 367 00:17:27,456 --> 00:17:28,822 - Yeah, then we gotta go. - Excuse me. 368 00:17:28,827 --> 00:17:31,532 - We're with them. - You guys, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 369 00:17:31,535 --> 00:17:35,062 Can I get somebody to come down here and verify another reality crew ? 370 00:17:35,286 --> 00:17:36,993 - You two. Guys, come on. - Val ! 371 00:17:37,187 --> 00:17:39,180 Yeah, we'll just be one second, okay ? 372 00:17:39,437 --> 00:17:41,471 - Don't go far ! - No, I won't. 373 00:17:42,577 --> 00:17:44,471 They're doing an interview together, so... 374 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,973 - I understand. I'm sorry. - She doesn't feel secure. 375 00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:48,850 This will be settled very very quickly. 376 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:55,363 I am here with the original Desperate Housewife, 377 00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,640 Jane Kaczmarek from "Malcolm in the middle. " 378 00:17:57,796 --> 00:18:00,483 - I am, aren't I ? - You are ! It's great ! 379 00:18:00,698 --> 00:18:02,232 So you're here as a presenter tonight. 380 00:18:02,238 --> 00:18:04,490 - Yes, favorite new comedy. - Have you seen them ? 381 00:18:04,505 --> 00:18:07,520 - Where's Jane ? - Actually, I haven't seen any of them. 382 00:18:07,525 --> 00:18:10,161 - Neither have I. So, okay. - I know it's here. 383 00:18:10,165 --> 00:18:12,380 You're flying solo tonight. Where's your wonderful husband ? 384 00:18:12,386 --> 00:18:14,590 - Bradley's home with the kids. - Maybe she's over here. 385 00:18:14,596 --> 00:18:16,430 - Oh, a night out. - Oh, yeah. 386 00:18:17,607 --> 00:18:20,241 Most important, what we all want to know : 387 00:18:20,388 --> 00:18:21,843 who are you wearing ? The dress is spectacular. 388 00:18:21,845 --> 00:18:23,043 Thank you, it's Richard Tyler. 389 00:18:23,055 --> 00:18:25,723 - I love the touch of color. - Isn't that pretty, that color in there ? 390 00:18:25,725 --> 00:18:26,893 Oh, it's great. 391 00:18:27,187 --> 00:18:30,130 Right now, they're yelling at me to go back to my mom. Mom, who you got ? 392 00:18:30,135 --> 00:18:31,272 We're out. Clear. 393 00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:34,193 Um, who are these cameras ? 394 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,732 Oh, this is "The Comeback". 395 00:18:36,435 --> 00:18:38,630 - The what ? - "The Comeback" with Valerie Cherish. 396 00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:41,610 We're over there. We're going. 397 00:18:41,616 --> 00:18:43,272 More coverage, yes, it's fine. 398 00:18:43,445 --> 00:18:45,283 - Jane, we lost you. - We got stuck. 399 00:18:46,328 --> 00:18:48,293 - I know, but we got to move. - We got to move. 400 00:18:56,015 --> 00:18:58,763 Here's what's happening. Juna's starting with Billy Bush alone... 401 00:18:58,767 --> 00:19:01,552 None of the fans recognize me. I should have come as me. 402 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:04,210 You look amazing. Listen, Juna is gonna start with Billy Bush alone, 403 00:19:04,216 --> 00:19:06,462 - then she's gonna bring you in. - Valerie ! 404 00:19:06,595 --> 00:19:08,091 - Put a pin in that. - Valerie ! 405 00:19:08,095 --> 00:19:09,392 Yeah ! Yeah ! 406 00:19:10,428 --> 00:19:12,771 Get down... hand that down, won't you ? 407 00:19:12,935 --> 00:19:14,953 Okay, Billy's ready. We have to go now ! 408 00:19:16,105 --> 00:19:18,191 - Okay, thanks guys ! - We got to go. 409 00:19:19,096 --> 00:19:21,300 Juna Millken. Got Millken ? 410 00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:24,251 Everybody's favorite milkmaid. Look at you, you look great. 411 00:19:24,258 --> 00:19:26,020 I love the dress... almost wore the same one. 412 00:19:26,028 --> 00:19:26,762 Oh really ? 413 00:19:26,768 --> 00:19:28,740 Great, I just saw Jay McCarroll on the red carpet. 414 00:19:28,745 --> 00:19:31,722 - Let's get that great press picture. - Sure sure, yeah. 415 00:19:31,725 --> 00:19:32,961 - Great. - Yeah, here. 416 00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:35,593 Jay ! Jay ! Hey, it's Billy Stanton. 417 00:19:35,836 --> 00:19:38,990 How are you ? I wanted to introduce you to miss Valerie Cherish. 418 00:19:39,105 --> 00:19:41,301 Hello, my designer. What do you think ? 419 00:19:41,308 --> 00:19:42,923 - Sexy, huh ? - Oh my god. 420 00:19:43,247 --> 00:19:44,980 It's... it's backwards. 421 00:19:45,295 --> 00:19:47,753 - What ? - You have the dress on backwards. 422 00:19:47,848 --> 00:19:49,851 - I thought it was for the cleavage. - No no no. 423 00:19:49,867 --> 00:19:52,280 - It's now or never for "Access Hollywood. " - Never. You know what ? 424 00:19:52,288 --> 00:19:55,273 Go and flip the dress around. Flip your head around. 425 00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:57,340 - I have to change it. - Go change ! 426 00:19:57,348 --> 00:19:59,552 - You weren't clear about which way ! - The interview's now ! 427 00:19:59,557 --> 00:20:02,023 Mickey, I need your help. I need your help. 428 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:04,353 What, is your new hairstylist not being able to... 429 00:20:04,358 --> 00:20:06,823 Never mind, my dress is on backwards. I'm backwards. 430 00:20:06,827 --> 00:20:08,352 Let's find you a place to change. 431 00:20:08,355 --> 00:20:10,353 - Yeah, change it. - Excuse us. 432 00:20:12,287 --> 00:20:14,211 Let's go, you guys. Hurry... 433 00:20:15,655 --> 00:20:17,002 - Jane fell. - She'll be all right. 434 00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:19,371 - Fucking shoes ! - Excuse us, folks ! Excuse us. 435 00:20:20,078 --> 00:20:21,373 ...Ray Romano ! 436 00:20:22,268 --> 00:20:23,921 Please take your seats. 437 00:20:24,188 --> 00:20:26,361 The telecast will start in five minutes ! 438 00:20:26,368 --> 00:20:27,323 Five minutes, Mickey. 439 00:20:28,118 --> 00:20:30,310 - I've got five minutes. - Please take your seats ! 440 00:20:31,047 --> 00:20:32,551 Val, what took you so long ? 441 00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:34,761 There was a long line at the ladies' room. 442 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,540 We waited to take a picture with you. 443 00:20:36,546 --> 00:20:38,961 You might want to get your publicist some grief counseling. 444 00:20:38,968 --> 00:20:41,731 So you did all of it, Joan rivers ? Nancy O'Dell ? 445 00:20:41,746 --> 00:20:44,143 - Yeah, it's all over. - It's all over. I can't believe it. 446 00:20:44,148 --> 00:20:45,762 You know, that does look like the front of the dress. 447 00:20:45,767 --> 00:20:47,173 I know, I know. 448 00:20:47,428 --> 00:20:51,781 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome from "Malcolm in the middle" Jane Kazcmarek. 449 00:20:53,197 --> 00:20:54,120 Tom ? 450 00:20:55,828 --> 00:20:58,360 I just want you to know, even though we're not winners tonight, 451 00:20:58,365 --> 00:21:00,693 to me, we're all winners. We really are. 452 00:21:00,748 --> 00:21:01,791 No we're not. 453 00:21:02,258 --> 00:21:04,853 Tom, if that's the way you feel, why did you even come ? 454 00:21:04,877 --> 00:21:05,871 Free hooch. 455 00:21:06,117 --> 00:21:09,702 - The nominees for favorite TV comedy are... - Can I get my HD back ? 456 00:21:09,996 --> 00:21:11,380 "Slice of life. " 457 00:21:11,817 --> 00:21:14,171 That show isn't even half as good as ours, man. 458 00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:16,271 "Nut house. " 459 00:21:17,056 --> 00:21:18,800 Gigi, they might put cameras on us. 460 00:21:18,807 --> 00:21:20,641 You don't want to have chocolate on your... 461 00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:22,483 - Put it away. - And "Room & Bored". 462 00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:27,592 And the award goes to... 463 00:21:28,815 --> 00:21:30,072 "Slice of life. " 464 00:21:34,387 --> 00:21:36,923 - Excuse me. - Oh, I'm sorry. I'm in the way. 465 00:21:36,987 --> 00:21:39,350 - Congratulations. - Excuse me. 466 00:21:42,656 --> 00:21:43,903 Please take your seats. 467 00:21:43,906 --> 00:21:45,292 - Coming up next, the award... - Here she comes. 468 00:21:45,297 --> 00:21:47,840 ...for favorite female television star. 469 00:21:48,287 --> 00:21:50,650 Thank you, sir. I'm back from the restroom. 470 00:21:52,156 --> 00:21:54,252 Hello ? You're in my seat. 471 00:21:55,636 --> 00:21:56,993 She's talking to you. 472 00:21:57,427 --> 00:21:58,990 Do I need to call an usher ? 473 00:21:59,325 --> 00:22:02,423 Excuse me, this seat-filler won't stop filling my seat. 474 00:22:02,427 --> 00:22:04,681 Oh, never... that's all right. 475 00:22:05,175 --> 00:22:07,072 - Can you believe that ? - That was so weird. 476 00:22:07,078 --> 00:22:09,372 Did he think he was going to stay here for the rest of the show ? 477 00:22:09,378 --> 00:22:11,531 People will do anything to be on camera. 478 00:22:11,576 --> 00:22:13,712 Please welcome from "the George Lopez show", 479 00:22:13,715 --> 00:22:15,190 George Lopez. 480 00:22:22,018 --> 00:22:23,112 Thank you. 481 00:22:24,646 --> 00:22:28,780 I'm here to present the award for favorite female television star. 482 00:22:29,258 --> 00:22:31,702 Okay, a word to everyone. Be careful making your way to the stage 483 00:22:31,705 --> 00:22:33,620 because there are three different reality crews 484 00:22:33,625 --> 00:22:36,423 filming three different reality shows in the audience. 485 00:22:36,427 --> 00:22:38,943 Well, there's actually four crews if you count the one with Paris Hilton 486 00:22:38,948 --> 00:22:40,051 in the men's room. 487 00:22:43,296 --> 00:22:44,663 The nominees are... 488 00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:47,822 Portia de Rossi, "Arrested Development". 489 00:22:49,847 --> 00:22:52,063 Debra messing, "Will and Grace". 490 00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:57,663 And Juna Millken, "Room & Bored". 491 00:23:00,528 --> 00:23:03,150 And the people's choice goes to... 492 00:23:04,428 --> 00:23:06,270 My girl Juna Millken ! 493 00:23:26,857 --> 00:23:29,281 Oh my gosh. Wow, thank you. 494 00:23:30,015 --> 00:23:32,701 I want to thank the people who voted for me, first off. 495 00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:35,423 Oh my gosh. 496 00:23:35,917 --> 00:23:36,863 Okay... 497 00:23:37,418 --> 00:23:39,493 I want to thank my agents, 498 00:23:39,496 --> 00:23:41,630 my manager, my lawyer, 499 00:23:41,806 --> 00:23:43,533 my parents, I love you. 500 00:23:44,226 --> 00:23:45,942 Our brilliant show creators 501 00:23:45,956 --> 00:23:47,823 Tom Peterman and Paulie G, 502 00:23:48,028 --> 00:23:51,870 our amazing writers Zach, Milo, Arthur and Gigi, 503 00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:56,661 my fellow cast members Shayne Thomas, Chris Macness, Jesse Wood... 504 00:23:56,845 --> 00:23:58,870 Oh, wrap it up. Okay, okay, um... 505 00:23:58,967 --> 00:24:01,322 Kaveen Kahan and Greg Narayan... 506 00:24:01,325 --> 00:24:05,001 and especially Valerie Cherish, without her... 507 00:24:16,116 --> 00:24:18,531 I couldn't hear. Could you hear what she said ? 508 00:24:18,537 --> 00:24:21,182 - No, I couldn't. - They cut her off. They cut her off. 509 00:24:21,187 --> 00:24:23,290 - The music got really loud. - Yeah. 510 00:24:24,336 --> 00:24:27,662 ...29th annual people's choice awards will be right back. 511 00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:31,103 Excuse me. Valerie Cherish. 512 00:24:31,266 --> 00:24:32,330 - Hi. - Hi. 513 00:24:32,506 --> 00:24:34,430 We're really backed up in there. 514 00:24:34,436 --> 00:24:37,612 The fire marshal is totally holding us to the capacity. I'm sorry. 515 00:24:37,618 --> 00:24:39,272 No, that's all right. I'm a nominee, 516 00:24:39,277 --> 00:24:40,763 - Of course. - So you probably wanna... 517 00:24:40,765 --> 00:24:43,343 You know what ? Right now, I could probably sneak in you 518 00:24:43,347 --> 00:24:45,000 and maybe just one member of your party. 519 00:24:45,008 --> 00:24:46,962 Is this a party or "Sophie's choice"? 520 00:24:47,265 --> 00:24:50,060 We got to get a picture with Juna before she leaves. 521 00:24:50,556 --> 00:24:52,120 It'll only be a short wait, I promise. 522 00:24:52,128 --> 00:24:54,140 - Thank you. Yeah, thank you. - I promise. Sure. 523 00:24:54,748 --> 00:24:56,210 Nope nope. 524 00:24:57,235 --> 00:24:59,191 - Congratulations. - Thank you very much ! 525 00:25:00,477 --> 00:25:01,740 Oh, here we are. 526 00:25:01,795 --> 00:25:03,152 Well, hello hello hello ! 527 00:25:03,237 --> 00:25:04,031 Hi ! 528 00:25:05,148 --> 00:25:07,260 Look at this, Val, they gave us the worst table. 529 00:25:07,316 --> 00:25:08,960 I mean, it's right by the door. 530 00:25:08,968 --> 00:25:12,521 Well, now, Chris, you got in the door and that's half the battle, huh ? 531 00:25:12,587 --> 00:25:16,031 We are the people's choice ! Here's to the choice of the people. 532 00:25:16,206 --> 00:25:20,563 Oh, yes. The people have chosen and the people chose crap. 533 00:25:23,768 --> 00:25:25,923 Here you go, buddy. Pound that. 534 00:25:27,028 --> 00:25:29,180 Great, more drinks. Great idea. 535 00:25:32,227 --> 00:25:33,822 Hey, there you are. 536 00:25:34,218 --> 00:25:34,871 Hi. 537 00:25:34,877 --> 00:25:37,973 - Yeah, here we are. - Oh God. Val, I'm so upset 538 00:25:37,977 --> 00:25:39,763 that no one heard what I said about you. 539 00:25:39,765 --> 00:25:43,553 - Oh, what did you say ? - Oh I said, "especially Valerie Cherish, 540 00:25:43,557 --> 00:25:45,643 because without her, none of us would be funny. " 541 00:25:45,996 --> 00:25:47,640 I just wish everyone heard that. 542 00:25:47,748 --> 00:25:50,932 Well, I heard. That's what's really important. 543 00:25:51,005 --> 00:25:52,442 Yes, that's true. 544 00:25:52,878 --> 00:25:54,990 Jane, did you get that ? You did. 545 00:25:55,017 --> 00:25:57,572 Anyway, listen, we're going to go. Do you want to come ? 546 00:25:58,106 --> 00:26:01,600 Well, just got here. Didn't really have a chance to hang out with the gang. 547 00:26:01,606 --> 00:26:03,363 - Okay. - So... Where are you going ? 548 00:26:03,365 --> 00:26:06,183 Well, Kiefer Sutherland's having a private party. 549 00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:08,401 - Mm, let's do that. Yeah. - Okay. 550 00:26:08,447 --> 00:26:10,243 Okay. And for Mickey ? What about Mickey ? 551 00:26:10,378 --> 00:26:12,870 - He's my date, so that's fine. - What about my date ? 552 00:26:13,718 --> 00:26:15,312 Oh my god. I think she's got a ride. 553 00:26:16,227 --> 00:26:17,981 Aw, that's nice. 554 00:26:18,416 --> 00:26:20,372 Gigi's gettin' a little somethin' somethin'. 555 00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:23,991 Yeah, okay. Mickey, let's go get our goody bags and go, huh ? 556 00:26:24,778 --> 00:26:25,710 Hurry. 557 00:26:26,065 --> 00:26:28,082 Ooh ooh ! Got to find a phone, call Mark, 558 00:26:28,085 --> 00:26:30,583 - tell him I'm going to Kiefer's, huh ? - Okay, yeah. 559 00:26:31,086 --> 00:26:32,641 Oh my god ! 560 00:26:38,615 --> 00:26:41,200 - It's the best day ever. - I know and it is. It really is. 561 00:26:41,365 --> 00:26:43,033 Oh, look, it's the quick way out. 562 00:26:43,186 --> 00:26:45,531 Sorry, miss. Everyone must exit out the back. 563 00:26:45,758 --> 00:26:47,500 Oh, can't we just sneak out this way ? 564 00:26:47,507 --> 00:26:49,820 There's like a million photographers out that way. 565 00:26:49,828 --> 00:26:51,873 Well, baby girl, a rule's a rule, so... 566 00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:53,581 Please, sir, please ? 567 00:26:53,585 --> 00:26:56,112 Well, no, we don't want to get him in trouble. So... 568 00:26:56,378 --> 00:26:57,660 Pose for a few photographers... 569 00:26:57,665 --> 00:27:01,952 All you have to do is just look the other way and we'll sneak out. Please ? 570 00:27:01,956 --> 00:27:02,872 Okay. 571 00:27:02,875 --> 00:27:04,891 - Thank you so much. - You're going to let us... 572 00:27:05,086 --> 00:27:06,360 Thank you so much. 573 00:27:07,726 --> 00:27:09,133 Break that shit down ! 574 00:27:09,137 --> 00:27:10,852 I don't want to be here all night. 575 00:27:11,577 --> 00:27:13,412 The glamour never ends. 576 00:27:14,776 --> 00:27:16,710 Ooh, careful. Watch out. 577 00:27:17,145 --> 00:27:18,420 Hold it ! Hold it ! 578 00:27:18,738 --> 00:27:19,872 That's a great shot ! 579 00:27:20,137 --> 00:27:22,061 - Just... just look over here ! - Okay. 580 00:27:22,756 --> 00:27:24,021 Oh, wait ! Mickey, Mickey. 581 00:27:26,305 --> 00:27:27,230 Yeah. 582 00:27:28,028 --> 00:27:29,362 - Good. - Thank you. 583 00:27:29,366 --> 00:27:30,970 Lovely. Beautiful. 584 00:27:31,566 --> 00:27:32,650 Beautiful. 585 00:27:33,316 --> 00:27:34,860 Let's go, girls. We've got work to do. 586 00:27:34,866 --> 00:27:36,272 - Okay. Okay. - Sorry. 587 00:27:36,275 --> 00:27:37,203 Thanks a lot. 588 00:27:37,206 --> 00:27:38,792 - Thank you so much. - Thank you. 589 00:27:39,615 --> 00:27:41,481 - We got it. - Got ourselves a picture. 590 00:27:42,498 --> 00:27:46,273 Oh, Mickey ? Run ahead and see what paper he's with, okay ? 591 00:27:46,548 --> 00:27:48,611 Yeah, step it up, dear. He's getting away ! 592 00:27:49,366 --> 00:27:50,270 Oh, Jane. 593 00:27:50,718 --> 00:27:52,351 Jane, got you a goody bag. 594 00:27:52,575 --> 00:27:54,173 Here you go. I know you want it. 595 00:27:54,526 --> 00:27:55,953 - Thank you. - Sure. 596 00:27:57,145 --> 00:27:58,632 Look at all this cool makeup. 597 00:27:58,737 --> 00:28:00,820 Oh, yeah. You got to be careful with that though. 598 00:28:01,238 --> 00:28:02,990 Used a base from a goody bag once, 599 00:28:02,997 --> 00:28:04,723 - gave me a rash for a week. - Oh, shit. 600 00:28:04,788 --> 00:28:05,921 - God. - Yeah. 601 00:28:05,926 --> 00:28:07,562 So what are you going to do with this ? 602 00:28:07,565 --> 00:28:10,192 I don't know, maybe I'll give it to my parents. 603 00:28:10,268 --> 00:28:11,263 Good for you. 604 00:28:11,408 --> 00:28:13,581 They'll have a whole room by the time you're done. 605 00:28:13,658 --> 00:28:15,423 You know I didn't call for the car. 606 00:28:15,426 --> 00:28:17,721 - Did you call to get your car ? - No, I didn't bring my purse. 607 00:28:17,725 --> 00:28:20,833 Well I brought my purse, but I can't fit my cell phone in here. 608 00:28:21,785 --> 00:28:22,913 Shoot, well... 609 00:28:23,098 --> 00:28:24,950 Well, maybe Mickey knows. Do you know ? 610 00:28:24,998 --> 00:28:27,022 What are you guys waiting for ? Come on ! 611 00:28:28,636 --> 00:28:31,243 Ow, my feet are on fucking fire. 612 00:28:32,008 --> 00:28:34,132 Go ! Come on. 613 00:28:34,406 --> 00:28:36,203 I saw a limo over there. 614 00:28:36,406 --> 00:28:38,041 That's yours. Where's mine ? 615 00:28:38,046 --> 00:28:38,871 Go with us. 616 00:28:38,906 --> 00:28:41,172 - You can come with us. - I'll go with you. 617 00:28:41,178 --> 00:28:43,943 - No one will care. - I would love for you to come with us. 618 00:28:43,947 --> 00:28:44,891 That would be fun. 619 00:28:44,906 --> 00:28:47,573 Can you guys give me a hand over here or what ? 620 00:28:47,778 --> 00:28:50,180 www. forom. com 621 00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:54,780 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 48713

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