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Look at this, Miku. 2

You all are aware that I'm 18 weeks pregnant. Right? 3

So now you have to stop your childish behaviour. 4

You keep this with you. 5

My first ultra-sound. My child's very first photo... 6

...his first memory and he misplaced them. 7

I made a big mistake trusting grandpa. 8

Why do you misbehave with everyone? 9

Before you trap anyone in your good memories... 10

I won’t let anyone have good memories. 11

What are you doing? 12

Creating a memory. 13

It's the time...start! 14

Hand sanitizer. 15

Am I right? I've to hold him 45 degree right. 16

30 degree. Don't have to projectile. 17

Okay 30 degree 18

Lily, did you have a bad dream? 19

Lily..it seems to be some secretary’s name. 20

What if it's boy then? 21

Check his nappy. 22

Nappy is fine, she just had a bad dream. 23

Right? 24

Like this he'll not sleep. 25

His potty smell is coming till here, you check him. 26

There is no potty smell. 27

So fresh...just see. 28

Change the nappy. 29

You always ask me to do the nappy changing demo... 30

You have never done the demo of feeding him. 31

Okay fine. 32

Don't cross horns with mom, she can fix you, me, my dad and even his dad. 33

I am changing the nappy. 34

But when he'll grow big and will love me only then don't say... 35

Piyatu, what was lacking in my motherhood? 36

Piyatu...? What Pokimon sort of name is this? 37

I'll not keep such a name. 38

It's not a Pokiman kind of name, Piyatu is such a user-friendly name. 39

It was sound so good when you call him Piyatu... 40

Piyatu, where were you...? 41

I'm not even discussing this 42

Okay fine... 43

Hey Tanu shall I keep some naphthalene balls in his nappy? 44

It's of Kevda flavour, it will smell good. 45

For good smell there is a bump cream. 46

Yeah but children become calm smelling Kevda. 47

...didn't we see it in the documentary? 48

They were monkey babies. 49

Oh yes! 50

fine...cream it is. 51

Baby bump cream is also strawberry flavoured. 52

I feel like eating it up. 53

Not bump, cream! 54

Hey..shinny bumps. 55

Today anyhow I'll make him wear this plastic underwear. 56

You can have bet with me. 57

One minute, bro. 58

Just a minute. 59

Let me just arrange this thing for you. 60

So there is no... ..oh shit... 61

Now he'd fall on his head 62

He could have permanent brain damage. 63

Oh its fine...the actual one is here, safe and secure. 64

Tomorrow try again, okay? 65

No Tanu, I don't want to play all this. 66

Shit! 67

Tanu, you only deal with the baby, I'll stay far off, I am not safe. 68

Come here. 69

Everything is so good. 70

You have learned everything, only this is left, right? 71

I know, you will be a very good father. 72

No...now baby shower is there, then wedding in three days... 73

...in 100 days you will deliver the baby also... 74

..because of me your entire honeymoon period went off in fast forward. 75

You are also having problem. 76

Over confidence of pulling out on time has doomed us. 77

If this baby was not here even you wouldn't be here. 78

We wouldn't be getting married also. 79

Why wouldn't we getting married, it was decided, right? 80

We won't go by bus. We'll go by Ola and be happy. 81

Yes but if baby was not there then even you wouldn't be here.. 82

You would be in US. 83

So you should be thankful to the baby.. 84

If he wouldn't be there.. there would be an ocean between us. 85

This baby is like a bridge. 86

It has brought us close. 87

Just now what did you say? 88

You should be thankful to baby. -No..after that. 89

This baby is like a bridge. 90

It has brought us... -Yeah..right... 91

Baby has brought us closer, it's like a bridge. 92

Baby's name will be Howrah. -What? 93

Tankesh's son, Howrah Choudhary! 94

What a superb name! Such a cool name, I'll block its email id... 95

...no one else should take it. 96

Hello Howrah, how are you? 97

And welcome to another episode of Time Travel... 98

Yesterday you saw your own baby shower... 99

...and today I'll show you your parents wedding. 100

So let go back in time.... 101

Look at it, just three days left for the wedding 102

..and everyone are so busy. 103

Hello everyone... -Hello...-Hello.. 104

Hello mummy.. Say hello to Howrah. 105

Mummy..Mummy... -Hi... 106

Baby stop saying Howrah and stop calling me 'mummy'. 107

Saw, since beginning mummy was so strict. 108

And this is Howrah. 109

Hello Howrah, how are you? 110

Say hello to Howrah...! Oh, how can she say Howrah? 111

Forget it! She is grandma. 112

And she is granny. -Going to be granny. 113

Going to be granny! 114

Yes, in seventeen days grandpa and granny are going to get married. 115

Actually we were getting so good discounts on two weddings... 116

..but granny rejected that offer. 117

Because I didn't want to steal your mom's thunder..that's why. 118

Oh like that..is it? 119

So mean! 120

Anyways how can anyone steal anyone's thunder in my presence? 121

Mummy... -Uhh.. 122

That day you were singing a song which you're going sing on the wedding day... 123

...just sing once on the camera. 124

No not now... I'm busy. 125

Just once, I'm doing a video recording for Howrah. Please sing once. 126

Miku, I feel shy to sing. 127

Oh mummy... Okay aunty, you sing. 128

I sing..okay... -Yes. 129

Isn't it very boring? 130

I mean it's slow, there should be something rocking. 131

Like.... 132

Great! 133

It's good but it's very old one. 134

Your friends are young so they will like something new... 135

Yes...like... 136

Nice! 137

Aunty very good. Competition. 138

Mummy, just give it back to her. 139

What sort of song is this? 140

Since when you are disturbing everybody. 141

You're not doing anything and not letting others also do anything. 142

I've done all the work, what else should I do? 143

I've made all the calls, brought all the things that priest needed.. 144

What else should I do? 145

Go and take bath. Entire house is smelling like Sambar. 146

What would I do, turmeric had fallen short... 147

So I had to apply Sambar powder on my body. 148

You just scraped the Haldi ceremony. Man's skin should glow on wedding day. 149

I myself have applied turmeric and Purushottam applied on my back... 150

...as my hands were not reaching. 151

We have to sit for veneration at evening so please go and take bath 152

...otherwise I feel like I'm getting married to some Masala Dosa. 153

He has applied sambar powder! 154

Okay I'll shoot grandpa and be back in two minutes... 155

Oh buddy... 156

Grandpa all this horoscope things are bogus, not scientific at all. 157

According to this app you have died six months back. 158

So check in some other app. 159

I have checked android also, according to that you have died 4 years back... 160

...what's use checking all this? 161

I'm not going to die so easily. 162

I'll die after performing your final rites, idiot. 163

Grandpa why are you abusing, I'm recording everything on the camera. 164

I just called him idiot. 165

I'm recording your message for Howrah. Say something for grand grandchild. 166

Okay....uh... -Anything. 167

Okay uncle, you say. 168

Uhh son, higher secondary you have to opt for science, technology is the king. 169

Grandpa, now it's your turn. 170

what..what should I say? 171

Anything. Whatever you feel like saying. 172

Okay. Son, you come soon, there is no one to look after me. 173

If you'll come atleast you will run and get cigarettes for me. 174

Grandpa...asking the child to get the cigarette... -Mikish…-Yes coming... 175

Check in some other app. 176

I'm telling you, this entire horoscope things are rubbish. 177

And he was your grand grandfather who is now with god. 178

And...this is your future room. 179

Sorry present room in the past. 180

Mikish, what is written on this? 181

Just a minute, papa. 182

And all these are your gifts. 183

That you had got yesterday. 184

Papa's gift is not in it because papa's gift is always a surprise. 185

Hello son. 186

We are preparing your gift. -Yes. 187

Your grandpa has gifted you this cradle. 188

But how to assemble it? 189

Mikish, what's written on it? 190

Look at it. 191

Papa, all this is written in Chinese. 192

First word is Schezwan and I'm not understanding anything further 193

No...this is not Chinese it must some other foreign language... 194

..it must be latrine. 195

Not latrine, it must be Latin. 196

Oh sorry, I apologise. 197

From where did you buy this Chinese gift? 198

I got it online. Got a good deal, 3 lac cradle in just 15,000. 95% discount. 199

Wow! Amazing deal, papa. 200

It's in Choudhary's blood to look for good deals. 201

You're right. -Papa, give a message for Howrah. 202

Wait...I've written it down. 203

Stand up. 204

Better to be safe than sorry! 205

Hello dear, this is your grandpa, Mohanlal. 206

And this is your maternal grandpa, Brij. Brij..Howrah..Howrah Brij... 207

Hello dear. 208

You must be thinking I am not as fit and as flabbergasting as your grandpa. 209

And that is true. 210

But I am very jolly, modern and tech savvy. 211

Infact I google everyday, once in the morning and two spoons of google every night. 212

Oh my gift has come.. Excuse me.. 213

I've written a poem in English for Howrah. 214

And he is Mr. Purushottam. 215

Ah show the gift to Howrah. -Howrah? But this camera. 216

Howrah is hiding in the camera. You just show the gift. 217

I've got the gift but not yours, mine. 218

What do you mean? 219

I mean..this.... 220

On my 21st birthday daddy had gifted them to me. 221

They are my real brothers, Nurvottam and Survottam. 222

Sorry Survottam and Nurvottam 223

But what happened to the gift I asked to get. 224

As I reached home after applying turmeric to you... 225

I saw daddy is going for a picnic with all his real and step brothers and sisters. 226

But these two didn't fit in the mini bus. 227

So even I had to stay back to look after them. 228

But why did you get them here? 229

I've to do your work so how can I roam everywhere with them? 230

Look I'm the eldest in my family and my elder brother is you... 231

...now it's your responsibility also. 232

Yes....here veneration is going on, how can I? 233

I'll be back in an hour, they are well mannered and cultured children. 234

Give two biscuits and make them sit in any corner... 235

In my family just quantity is little more but quality is very good. 236

Okay fine. Come children, come inside. 237

Ask daddy to put some brake, this is too much now. 238

Daddy had planned for just two kids but just a slight mistake... 239

Not slight, it's too much. Now ask him to stop. 240

Brother, don't worry, I'll be back very soon. 241

Okay goodbye, brother. -Goodbye. 242

Daddy is out of control. 243

Say hello, dear. 244

Lata..look Miku's two more illegitimate children. 245

Oh Lata... 246

Grandpa, what are you saying? 247

Will my kids be so less cute? 248

Sorry dear, don't take it personally. 249

Papa, why do you shout so much? 250

Atleast when you lie don't be so loud. 251

Anyways Miku is this the time to play with neighbour’s kids so much work is left... 252

Are they twins? 253

Mummy, they are not neighbour’s kids, they are Purusthottam's brothers... 254

He has left them with me. 255

And am I so irresponsible that I'll play cricket with children... 256

..when in three days...Now at 3 o'clock when Bitu will return from tution... 257

...then bat and stump will be free, its basic facts. 258

Okay. I'll take my bath and come, you make them sit. 259

Okay come. 260

What is this? Okay. 261

Keep an eye on these puppies Don't know, they can do anything. 262

And anyways intelligences of twins is divided in two halves. 263

Uncle, even I am a twin. 264

Saw, got a proof here only. 265

You are also not less than any puppy... 266

Hi, how cute are you. 267

What are your names? 268

Survottam and Nurvottam 269

Sorry..Nurvottam and Survottam. 270

Make mistake in recognizing. 271

Okay so in what class do you study? 272

Looking at your size, it seems you are six month pregnant. 273

In six months child used to kick mom and daddy...does this also belong to daddy? 274

No, this doesn't belong to your daddy. 275

Dear will you all eat anything? 276

We'll not eat but we'll play. 277

At the picnic wanted to play hide-n-seek but couldn't go... 278

Will you all play with us? 279

Dear I'm working here so I'll not be able to play with you. 280

I've got severe knee pain so I can't pain, sorry. 281

One is pregnant and other two are oldies. 282

Then who will play with us? 283

Do we talk like this with our elders? Come on say sorry. 284

Dacoit Survottam never says sorry to anyone. 285

Nurvottam Rathod will surely take the revenge of the atrocities you committed on the poor. 286

What are you doing? Don't touch it. 287

No shoes on the bed. 288

what is all this? 289

What is your name... 290

Miki, what is all this? 291

Tanu sorry, I've used your Ayurvedic soap. 292

Earlier it was sandalwood soap and now it's become turmeric-sandalwood... 293

...it's has become compete yellow. 294

You forget all that and first go and catch hold of them... 295

...look what they have done. 296

Oh today morning I had made the bed 297

Mummy, I've asked grandpa not to jog on the bed.... 298

...park is just next door. -Why don't you listen to me? 299

Not grandpa, those children have done all this... 300

Children? -Yes. They will mess up everything outside also, call them inside. 301

If not children then who else will do mischief? 302

Will they wear suit and discuss inflation? 303

No, I want them to come here and apologise to them... 304

...they were so rude. 305

Tanu, you should not be annoyed with children... 306

...you come out, I want to talk to you. 307

No. There is lot of work to be done. 308

Mummy and aunty is there.. you all do the work... 309

...we'll go out and talk. -Miki, what is this? 310

Mummy, aunty I love you both but this is kind of personal husband wife talk so... 311

...stay out of it. -I didn't say anything. 312

You are smart one. 313

What are you doing? 314

I'm closing Howrah's ears so that he doesn't listen to us. 315

Tanu, what are you doing? 316

Tomorrow if Howrah will do mischief, will you scold him like this? 317

So..to ask this... 318

Yes if he'll misbehave like this then of course... 319

You shouldn't do like this. We must not scold the children. 320

You know child's mind is like a clay... 321

..if you will shape it with love, a beautiful pot will be formed. 322

And if you'll slam it so hard it will become muck. 323

For that pot you've to give support from inside and tap from outside. 324

Miki, we have to be strict. 325

All that was not written. I've read Woman's Era cover story... 326

...it was written in it that we must not scold the children. 327

Now if you scold him, he'll get angry and leave the house and go... 328

..and then will get into drugs, alcohol, cigarettes and get into bad company... 329

...tomorrow what if he makes any girl pregnant before marriage then? 330

Wow! You really have vivid imagination, don't you? 331

Tanya, what do you think? Without you what did I do in US for 3 years? 332

What are you doing? Reading these books you are teaching me parenting. 333

Why can't I teach you? 334

Didn't I teach you how to cook stuffed capsicum? 335

Respect your master. People can do anything for their masters. 336

Children will understand if you will explain them with love. 337

Okay if it's so then challenge, make those children sit quietly at a spot. 338

Tanu, I'm a born parent! 339

This is so easy. I'll do this in jiffy. 340

Can't look after himself, now Miki bro will look after the children! 341

Excuse me. 342

Earlier Miki bro was there and now Miki papa is there! 343

Let me show you how this is done. 344

If you will wear pant and go it will little faster. 345

Oh yeah. 346

So matured! 347

Papa has come! 348

I've seized the entire drugs of dacoit Survottam, now I'll burn it. 349

Ah give it to me. 350

Fool! Does anyone lights a matchstick so close to the gas... 351

...entire house will be on fire! 352

Who left the gas on? 353

Dear...you should not light the match stick so close to gas. 354

Entire house will be on fire. We all will get roasted. 355

Am I right? Where is your brother? 356

He is not my brother, he is a criminal. 357

Ah buddy come out of the character... it's okay... 358

Will you eat chocolate? 359

Take. 360

Mom says, if I eat chocolates even my teeth will decay like brother Purushotam's teeth. 361

No, chocolates are very good. 362

Teeth spoil with Gutka, cigarettes, tobacco chocolate is very good. 363

Infact some people say, chocolate is even better than sex. 364

Gutka, tobacco, sex.. what is all this? 365

All these are useless things. 366

90% of men die because of this. 367

You don't worry about all that. 368

You eat chocolate. 369

Wait I'll open the wrapper and give you. 370

Take..eat. 371

And will put the wrapper in the dustbin. 372

Will throw this here... 373

Dacoit Nurvottam has come. 374

Come..come here. Dacoit has come out of the cave. 375

Look if you both will sit here quietly then every hour papa will give you a new chocolate. 376

But we want to play. 377

Play if you want but sit in one place and play. 378

But we don't want to play ludo, every time he eats away the dice. 379

We want to shoot, we want to enjoy, we want to follow... 380

Okay! 381

If you can do all this sitting in one place then? 382

Come on drive safe. 383

I told you I am natural. 384

Saw perfect parenting. 385

Howrah you're so lucky, I wish I had a dad...like me. 386

Should we begin the veneration? 387

Yes. 388

Uncle. 389

Take your chair behind carbon mono-oxide is not good for the baby. 390

Can't all this be little faster..please. 391

I've already combined 7 rituals into one and you're saying can't it be faster... 392

..it's formality but we have to do it. 393

Okay if you say I'll do it on 2x, okay? 394

Join your hands. 395

Who is eating the laddoos? 396

It's less? 397

I had counted there were 12 in all... 398

Children don't make noise. What did papa say? 399

We don't want to play this. We want to play something else. 400

Survottam sit down, we'll play the other game later. 401

Okay? 402

I'm Survottam. -No, he is lying, I am Survottam. 403

No, he is lying, I'm Survottam. Mark is over here. 404

No I am Survottam. 405

Okay one who is behind is Survottam and who is Nurvottam... 406

Oh God there is such a big confusion in Survottam and Nurvottam... 407

Wait I'll start the new game for you.. 408

Carry on I want to see how long your perfect parenting sessions last. 409

Everything else is understood but where will we fix this nozzle? 410

No..no sir this nozzle is not for cradle... -So? 411

This has to be fixed on baby. Like this... 412

If this nozzle is fixed this way, we'll put the pipe till outside 413

...urine will directly go out. Life hack. 414

Is it? -Yeah. 415

Sir, thank you. 416

No..no I am also his grandpa. 417

No..no not for this. Thank you for raising such a wonderful daughter. 418

Your family's both genes and culture are incredible. 419

Thank you for allowing us to make Tanya part of our family. 420

I've not done anything, they themselves decided everything. 421

Yes but you were the first one to give the approval. 422

Really whenever I think about Tanya and Mikish's wedding... 423

...I am so flabbergasted. 424

You were praising me so that you can use the word flabbergasted, right? 425

Caught me! 426

Sir, one must always try to expand ones own vocabulary. 427

You carry on, I'll go to bathroom and test this nozzle and come. 428

Will not spare you.. I'll kill you. 429

Will not spare you... 430

Hit..hit him. Wring his waist. 431

Hit him! 432

Enough, leave him. 433

Go there and stand. 434

Where are you going? 435

Since when I am watching, you are doing mischief. 436

Do you know what's there in our bathroom? Such a big lizard! 437

Like a dinosaur. 438

It eats away naughty children like you all. 439

Tanu, what are you saying? Has lizard come out of the toilet? 440

Okay. 441

Yes it came out of the toilet and do you know, what it asked me? 442

Who are these children who are being so naughty? 443

I've told your names. 444

Shall I close you both in the toilet? 445

No sister, if you'll scare us more, we shall pee here only. 446

Uhhh! 447

Not sister..mummy! 448

Say sorry. 449

Sorry! 450

Come on. 451

Come on...quietly. 452

Which children are so mischievous? 453

I've never seen any children being so mischievous. 454

You both stand here quietly. 455

I'll just be back. 456

It seems as if Purushottom is been divided into two parts. 457

So cute! Very adorable cutes. 458

Dear, what are your names? 459

We want to play. We don't want to stay with oldies. 460

Such horrible kids. No manners. 461

You both go and sit in that corner. 462

Go. 463

You both study maths, right? Write 1-10 tables and show me. 464

I'll come in half an hour and check. 465

Take. 466

We don't want to study. 467

Why? What will you be when you grow up? 468

Driver! 469

For that you also you need to know maths. 470

Come on quickly write 1-10 tables... 471

Or else I'll lock you in the bathroom with the big lizard. 472

Is there a big lizard in the bathroom? 473

That's why I was wondering when I went to check the nozzle... 474

...from where that strange sound was coming... 475

Sir that is exhaust fan. -Oh! 476

Tanya, if they don't want to study, forget it. 477

Should I lock you also in the bathroom? 478

No! 479

So you both go and sit for the veneration... 480

...since when Dinesh uncle is waiting for you all. 481

We have to finish this.. -Yes... 482

Oh still three months are left, do it later. Please co-operate. 483

Please. 484

Okay Survottam and Nurvottam listen... 485

Look here... 486

Do you know what's there in that cradle? Camera! 487

If you do any mischief mummy can see at once... 488

...so start the work and stop talking... 489

Come on... 490

Very good. 491

Now see for half an hour they won't utter a word also. 492

This is parenting. 493

It's been so late...where are mothers? Call them. 494

Why? Is auspicious time passing away? 495

Heck with auspicious time. In an hour I've another appointment. 496

Oh first mummy..third mummy... -Aunty..-sister... 497

Priest is calling. -Coming Miku. 498

He is always in hurry. 499

Calculate all the expenses, make the check list for them... 500

..put the dirty clothes for wash, here work is not getting over... 501

..and he is getting late... one minute..will you please leave it? 502

Miku will sit alone and do the veneration. 503

Getting late...getting late... 504

Come give..-No matter, I'll do it. 505

It's okay. -Okay. 506

Will you pass little on this side. -You pull as much you want. 507

You please leave little so I can pull it.. 508

Let's begin from the top, there are always more greases there. 509

Let's tuck it tightly 510

It will look good if it's tucked tightly. 511

What happened? -Looking at you I remembered my sister. 512

Even she used put all her efforts in spreading the bed sheet tightly. 513

When I go to any hotel, I tuck in my bed very tightly... 514

I don't like any grease on the bed when I go to sleep. 515

Sister was also very particular in such things. 516

She had a very beautiful set of bed sheet and blanket... 517

Her favourite. 518

So every two weeks it would get repeated. 519

She took the bed sheet with her on her pyre and left the blanket with me. 520

Now tell me what I will do of 30 years old blanket? 521

There are so many needy people, you can donate to anyone. 522

That's the problem, it's such a precious thing, how can I give it to anyone? 523

How can I trust anyone? 524

On some people you can trust. 525

Till now I have not talked much about your sister with Tanya. 526

Was she very educated? She sounds to be very educated. 527

She was a housewife. -Okay. 528

She made me a lawyer. She said you're very bold, become a lawyer. 529

She was right. 530

I always wanted a daughter. Some people really long to have a daughter... 531

I didn't have a daughter so I thought no problem, Miku's wife will be just like my daughter. 532

And when Miku told me about your sister, I really felt very bad for Tanya... 533

Then I thought, now Tanya needs me... 534

Then you came... 535

I mean...like maths has no equation... 536

..if you add a new variable to it then problem becomes little complicated. 537

Come quickly mummy. -Coming..-Coming... 538

She is calling you. -No, she is calling you. 539

Just three days left for the wedding so she much be practicing. 540

May be she is saying mummy in plural. 541

It's possible, she may be calling both of us. 542

It's done, right? -Yes. 543

It's done. 544

Room looks good if the bed sheet is spread properly. 545

Work is very small but sometimes it doesn't happen 546

Let’s go 547

Call sister... -Mummy... 548

Ila...-Sorry..sorry.. 549

Sister because of you I've shorten the veneration. 550

When I pause throw this flower slowly because have to recycle these flower for next veneration. 551

How much does it cost for the entire veneration...friend was asking... 552

Actually it varies priest to priest... 553

Now Government has levied service tax on oblation. 554

But I don't comprise in taste, everything should be good. 555

That's good. -We can taste. 556

It will get over. Uncle didn't even leave the holy water... 557

...added Red Bull and drank that also..look at him. 558

I'll say 1 2 3 and you throw the flower close to you. 559

1 2 3 560

Does anyone behaves so childishly at the veneration? 561

Why not? My son is getting married... 562

...that’s why I’m ought to behave childishly. 563

He is becoming a man now and child is the father of a man. 564

No sir, this is not the meaning of this proverb. 565

Believe me, it means this only, ma'am. 566

As man grows old his father becomes younger. 567

It's not like that, sir. 568

I want to go to toilet, it seems all the laddoos have got digested. 569

Sweet music...dear break everything. 570

Look it's not more than 10 minutes and parenting is over 571

Since when I'm making them understand, can't they understand... 572

...let me go and speak to them. 573

Tanya..Miku..everytime children can't be so sensible... 574

..sometimes sensible people have to become children. 575

You open your mind to all this new possibilities... 576

..and you will be flabbergasted. 577

May be. 578

This time it was natural and not deliberately. 579

No..leave me... -I'll kill you. 580

I'll kill you... 581

What are you both doing? Can't you sit quietly for a minute also? 582

Can't you both quietly play for two minutes? 583

I'll hit you very hard. -Tanu.. 584

Leave dacoit Survottam or else dacoit Tanya will blow your head, inspector. 585

Mr. Inspector you are not alone, sub inspector Cool reporting on duty, sir. 586

Sir this girl has ensnared me in her beauty. 587

But I've not forgotten my duty. 588

Lady dacoit put down your weapon or else I'll blow off your head. 589

Never....huh..huh! 590

Let's finish the aarti and complete the veneration. 591

And let’s distribute the oblation also. 592

Are they now making gun sound? -From where did it come? 593

Without me they have started to play... 594

I've to go and check... Just two minutes... 595

What have they done? 596

You broke the cradle and now you're firing at my daughter-in-law. 597

You can't shoot me, I've worn bullet proof vest... 598

You will fly away from here if I give you a slap. 599

You're threatening officer on duty, I'll drink your blood, you dog..sorry papa. 600

Everything is fair in game. 601

You come here, you will be killed in cross fire, sir. 602

Come on hide. -Give me the gun. 603

Miku..Miku what is going on? 604

Brij what childish behaviour is this? 605

Constable Lata and Ila both take the position and give me cover fire... 606

...take the weapons. 607

What nonsense is this, Miku? 608

You will sit quietly if I'll give you a tight slap. 609

I told you earlier only these oldies can't do anything. 610

Brij... 611

Yes Ila. 612

Papa you don't heed to hypocrite aunty. 613

You heed me. 614

Why are you all talking, fire. 615

Inspector, it’s not my place to say this... 616

....they are firing back, let’s take them behind the hills... 617

..it will be easier to kill them. 618

You're right. -Come. 619

You all go quickly, I'll give cover fire. 620

What are you doing? 621

What are you doing.. -Hold this.. 622

Load the gun. 623

Hold on ....Miku hold on..sister hold on. 624

Brother -in-law scientifically this is inaccurate. 625

What are you doing? Will anyone consider recoil velocity or not? 626

Uncle move aside. Now if bullet will hit you, you will be blown off. 627

You listen to me. -You quietly come with me. 628

Oh Lata is dead. Lata died! 629

Like you even I've become widower. 630

So widower buddy for life time, # sir 631

I am hurt -No..no I'll not let anything happen to you. 632

I mean I am really hurt. -Is it 633

My waist...leave my hand. 634

What are you doing? Eating grapes! We'll lose, come here. 635

Save me.. 636

What were you doing? Are you mad, Nurvottam? 637

Not Nurvottam, I'm Survottam! 638

Oh buddy now don't create this confusion. 639

What happened? 640

Mine is cuter, isn't it? -They are identical, Mikish. 641

No he is cuter. 642

What? -We'll enjoy so much with the children. 643

Children! -Yes, we'll at least do two, we'll not stop in just one. 644

Or else he will come in my team and you will be left all alone. 645

For a team I don't want to have two kids. 646

Not two, we'll have three. We'll make one as our referee. 647

You do cheating. Today also you stood behind the teddy bear and fired. 648

I and cheating? And what about sub inspector Cool who was hiding behind the couch? 649

There is no way I'm having three kids.. two at max. 650

We'll do it quickly. 651

And listen you become the referee and I'll fight with both of them. 652

Three kids! 653

What? 654

How I manipulated you for two kids? 655

You got trapped. 656

Yeah...-Listen what if we have twins in second try? 657

I don't know. 658

Tanu... 659

Is there any special position for twins or have to do twice in a day? 660

Mikish you failed in biology, right? This is not the way it works. 661

Then how? 662

The egg breaks... 663

Finally my gift has come. 664

Come I'll give you the surprise. 665

My brothers. 666

Have shot both the brothers. Devils! 667

What are you saying? 668

Purushottam, you have come so late, since when I'm waiting for the gift. 669

If I'll come late will you kill my brothers? 670

Daddy will hit me. 671

Your both the brothers are sleeping. Come inside and connect the speakers. 672

Mummy one and mummy three come out. 673

Papa one and papa two you all also come. Uncle you also come. 674

What is it? 675

Papa one you take the camera. 676

You all come. 677

Connecting speakers that means we’re going to have DJ. 678

Good. First gun fight and then an item song. 679

Give…where is the camera? 680

This is the surprise gift. 681

What is it? 682

Papa ready? 683

Yes. 684

This. -This? Have you got a door bell, Miku? 685

It seems to be door bell but it is an AC remote. 686

With the remote they didn't give the AC. 687

Did I have to get the AC also, brother? 688

And now I'll not be able to go also. Should I book another OLA now? 689

Everyone hold on... Papa you focus the camera on me. 690

Hi Howrah, how are you? And welcome to another episode of Time Travel... 691

Move the camera little. 692

You got many gifts at your baby shower but now it's time for show stopper. 693

It means papa's gift. 694

This one! 695

So across seven seas, after four countries and 17 useless courier services... 696

…through Mr. Purushottam and only for you it has come over here.... 697

And now what is this, I'll show you. 698

This is a Doppler. 699

And now what happens with it? 700

This. 701

Oh wow! -Great! 702

This is real gift! 703

Is this nice? Cool! 704

Dear, papa never wants you to be sad. 705

Papa never wants you to be in bad mood. 706

Our mood reflects with our heart beats. 707

When we're angry our heart beat is different... 708

...and when we are happy our heart beat is different... 709

and when sad our heart beat is different. 710

Uncle Tiwari says mother's womb is safest place on the earth. 711

And just now you're in your mom's womb. 712

Very safe. 713

Floating safely. 714

So this is your happiest heart beat. 715

And just now I'm going to make you hear that heart beat.. 716

Dear whenever there is any problem in life, you're angry... 717

...you are in bad mood, lonely then don't worry... 718

...just match your heart beat with this heart beat. 719

Everything will fine. You will be relaxed. 720

So this is of you, for you and by you. 721

On the side... 722

Look since the beginning you're troubling us. 723

Put it properly, Miku. 724

Let me check this side.