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Aiiii

What is this amma's place?

It's completely changed in 2 years.

Arey

I'm talking to you.

Did you know as well?

You're here?

You knew, right?

What?

That she was faking the pregnancy.

So embarrassing, man,

Now what will I say to my family.

They are celebrating it there like crazy...

One minute, why are so stressed?

That what will you say to your family?

Or what will you answer to your people?

The celebrations will get canceled?

This is what you're concerned about?

You aren't concerned about where chanchal

and your relationship is heading.

I came here to fix that, man!

And here I hear about

The fake pregnancy thing

She shouldn’t have lied.

You also lied, right?

All this royalty bullshit, combing your mustache etc.

This is all a lie, right?

Are you allowed to lie?

What's the current situation?

The fight is on.

I thought that

Since she lied,

I'll have an upper hand but

she's playing on the front foot.

Tell me about it.

Did you see my mom and dad?

Haven't seen mom

Dad is inside.

I'll just...

Yeah.

Welcome, son.

How are you, divorcee?

Dad

Arey, have a sense of humour, son.

Yeah

What are you doing?

Come here.

Daughter is already here and sulking

Yeah, but she isn't divorced yet

She was almost there

Trust me.

Dad, I fail to understand how

easily you joke about everything.

Son, I fail to understand how you

manage to take everything so seriously

Anyway,

Let's have some whiskey

Where's mom?

And what is Amma's place?

I'll tell

Whiskey on the rocks?

Dad, it's time for tea

But the mood goes with alcohol

Close your nose and gulp it

Oh my.. I'm terribly sorry

Did you get hurt?

Umm, no.

You're?

I'm Chelsea.

Hi.

Chanchal.

Oh my God! You're Charu's daughter?

Hey.

What's up?

What is this, bro?

Beautiful, right?

yeah, you look like a junior artist from x-men.

Chitvan

You're the youngest one, aren't you?

Yeah, sorry.

That's my brother, Chitvan,

And that's Chelsea

And that is...

My sister

Varanasi

Are these your names or your birth places?

Both

Sharon has told me

So much about you guys

I'm glad you could make it for the game.

Game?

Doesn't amma's place

sound South Indian?

A big group of foreigners was here

On their way from Pondicherry, Kerala

They went all "amma, amma"

They named it.

Made the website, did all the bookings etc.

So you've turned the

family home into a resort?

Not a resort

Foreigners call it home stay.

Feels like home

Yeah, there have been a lot

of offers for my haveli too.

Rajasthan tourism wants it really bad

But dad, what about safety?

Ask all that from your mother.

Anyway it was her idea.

I will go and prepare for the tournament.

It's SPL finals today.

SPL?

Something Premier League, I guess?

Which game begins with S?

Soccer?

Swimming?

Sudoku?

Shot put?

Squash?

It could be skiing.

Or PL isn't premier league!

And S is sponsor's.

Sponsor?

Sponsored Premier League?

You just say shit.

You guess, then.

I think it would be

something really simple.

Everybody will participate.

Hey!

There she is.

Hey!

You're here finally!

Mom!

I heard about your escapades

Hey

Nice look, Chits. I like it!

Thanks, mom.

Have you guys met Varanasi and Chelsea?

Yeah.

I'll introduce the next later.

Let's go inside now.

I have brought some mind-blowing

brownies from Sangmo's bakery.

One second, mom, when did all this happen?

It's been a long time. I told you.

You didn't tell me. Must have told him.

Oh.

Is there some stress between you both?

All three of us.

All four.

Pranav is also here.

Oh!

Full family reunion.

Come on,

Let's prepare for the tournament.

Yeah, mom, what is this match and all?

Yeah, maa, what is SPL?

Satoliya Pithu Laghori

It's got different names in different places.

So your dad named it this.

Wow

I would've never guessed that.

Mom, these foreign chics are gonna play Satoliya?

They're bloody good at it.

You'll be shocked.

Hey!

What's this?

Fine.

Thank Goodness, Charu, that you're here.

Chandan has a lot of questions and

They're carrying a lot of baggage.

Well emotional baggage is my forte

Hasn't it been a decade since

You were a psychologist?

But I can't stop being a

Mom even if I want to.

So when did you become so uptight?

You aren't like either of your parents.

These aren't genetics, Charu.

These are the logistics of divorce.

My poor child.

He's so insensitive.

Responsible.

I heard a lot about you.

He was constantly bitching about you two

on the phone while en route.

Didn't say a word about his exploits.

Maybe we should talk.

Let's at least pretend that we

like each other while we're here

That's the problem

I don't want to pretend.

I can't do it anymore.

Guys,

Let go the anger.

Let's have a fight like

wwf and get over it.

How's the brownie?

Mom, I needed to...

They're good. They're really good.

I wanted to talk to you about something.

Can you jut take them out

And put them on that plate and

Put it in the microwave please.

Mom...

I don't know if you know but

You know

Chanchal and I

No no no. I don't know if I want to know.

Unless she is pregnant

Is she?

That's what

She said that she was.

But no.

Oh!

False alarm, huh?

False?

She lied to me, mom.

Yeah, well,

That happens.

In our relationship,

There are some problems.

That also happens.

I just don't...

These are awesome by the way. Just stunning.

I just don't think that

She is happy with me.

Okay.

She isn't happy with you

in this moment, right?

And if these moments become

frequent then she'll leave you

Which would be the best for everyone, right?

Put them in this tray

No, I mean

I don't want her to leave me, mom.

Are you happy with her?

Yeah, I mean

I think

I guess I'm happy

Pranav, honestly

Honestly, in today's world,

No one is forcing the two

of you to live together

I know

There's tradition, there's

Convention etc

I mean people curse modernization

Saying nothing is sacred anymore.

But you know what

I don't agree.

I think now everyone

Has a way to get out

And if still they are in it

Then

They want to be there more or less.

Right?

Mom, I

I really love her

I love her and I want to make this work.

I do.

That's a good start.

How many did you put in the micro?

Six, I think.

I don't know, I ate like 2-3.

You were saying something about you and Chanchal.

No, I'll sort it out.

Actually, the thing is, mom

These days

I'm lesser me.

There's another Pranav which I think

I have to be at times.

And

Chanchal doesn't like him.

In fact even I don't like him.

Who?

The other Pranav.

I don't like him.

I don't

Like him.

But, you know, I don't know

Is that me? You know what I mean.

You know

Is that me?

That

You know, that me

Is that me?

Or is this

You know..

Is this the me?

You know this me Na

You know this...

This

Mom, what's in the brownies?

Sangmo's love

And?

Just bring that tray out please.

What's inside?

Mom

Sangmo

Well, I like both of you.

Genuinely

I don't really get the issues too.

What can I do?

My mistakes certainly don't help.

But I love you guys.

You hate me and my new look

True.

Anyway,

I don't have much of a problem with you two.

What if I have a problem?

And yes, I do have a problem with your new look.

The colour faded?

Did you put boot polish on hair?

Baba, I told you Na

It gets better.

Its getting camouflaged in the jungle.

Hey, guys.

Sorry

Is it a bad time?

Not at all.

Hi

Hi

Sorry,

That's Chelsea

And that's our elder bother, Chandan.

Yeah

Baba, don't look at me.

Party has come to us and

not the other way round

If she suits you then tell me.

I'll hit on her sister.

Anything for you.

What are you doing? She's seeing you.

Alright.

Charu asked me to tell you guys to join us.

Yeah. The match starts soon.

Yeah, we'll come and watch.

Well, I was kind of hoping that

you three come and play as well.

Make that four.

I'm in.

Welcome to SPL - Satoliya Pithu Laghori

Season 4 everybody.

Now teams

On my right, we have

His highness

Alien

Sweetheart

And Varanasi

On my left, we have

Freshly divorced Chandan

Last year's heavyweight - Chelsea

Chanchal

This guy!

Now rules.

One team will destroy this building

with the ball and try to rebuild it.

And the other team

Will beat the crap out of them.

So

Most importantly

No one cheats.

Follow the rules. Start!

Come on!

Just watch us.

Come on

Yay!

Cheating!

Mom, this is cheating.

Awesome brownies.

Contain Sangmomo's love.

Sangmo.

Sangmo

Sangmo's love

Chanchal, your mom is awesome.

Baba

Yeah

Why don't you hit on Varanasi?

No.

Why?

Chelsea.

Why?

Yes, Chelsea will be fine.

Chelsea is fine, right?

The name works out well.

See

Charu

Chinmay

Cha-Cha

Chandan

Say it

Cha-Pa

Nah,

It fails right from the name.

Cha-Pa, even the name has chutiyapa

Dad, I and Pranav are Cha-Pa

How?

What?

Pranav.

Pranav.

Pa.

But you're also a chutiya . Cha.

Papa!

True.

Hello, I'm a chutiya.

Chanchal, your dad is also awesome.

Now, only Chitvan has

to find a Cha for him.

It's there

Charas.

Awesome family.

Awesome, awesome.

♫ She tells everything ♫

♫ Doesn't hide anything ♫

♫ She tells everything ♫

♫ Doesn't hide anything ♫

♫ These smiles of yours ♫

♫ Are my friends ♫

♫ When she looks angry ♫

♫ Or is irate ♫

What happened?

Nothing at all.

I thought

Will come to India after the

divorce and meet you guys

Made it somehow.

Now what?

There's no plan for the future.

Don't think so hard about the future

That you forget to cherish the present.

In this moment, this whiskey is amazing,

Music is alright, there's cool breeze.

Cherish it.

Dad, I am not cherishing it.

I'm feeling cold.

Use this shawl.

That was simple.

Most things are.

I used to think like you initially.

Planning, system, clarity, chuityapa.

One day, your mother asked me

Why are you running so much?

Kids are gone and working on their lives.

Fighting their fights.

What are you doing?

I said, no,

I'll work more.

Make some investments, get some more properties.

Secure their future.

She said

Will we leave our kids with a reason to fight?

Like everyone else.

So after we're gone,

They fight over money and property.

I said no,

We'll leave them a place where

they only get happiness.

This is what we built.

Amma's place.

You'll only get happiness here.

Make money on your own.

I never said anything to you.

But

Son, I love you.

And respect you.

I love you too, dad.

Baba, you're beautiful.

You know what I'm saying, right?

That last night was good.

It was a good night.

And I don't have any good

news right now but...

It's possible

Pranav and you are sorted?

Yeah,

At least for the time being.

Let's see what happens once we go back.

Where were you guys last night?

Why didn't you join us?

Chilling with Dad.

What was he saying?

That they won't leave us any money.

What?

Yeah, he was talking like a saint.

Baba seemed really impressed.

Even you could have impressed me in that atmosphere.

I'm telling you it was all due to the brownies.

Pranav was also talking to me in Marwari last night.

Our parents drugged us.

I love it!

No, we'll manage.

There's a lot of time.

There's time.

Mom, I'm trying.

By the way,

Chelsea was asking about you.

I knew it.

Not you.

Me?

Yeah, they'll come.

How many do you want?

Let's go.

Yeah, dad, but where?

Where ever the way leads us.

You people go ahead.

I was thinking to go out with Pranav.

So you guys carry on.

Yeah, I had to go somewhere to meet someone.

You guys enjoy.

Who is it?

What's your plan in life now?

Mom,

Don't think so hard about the future

That you forget to cherish the present.

In this moment,

I'm going to meet Chelsea.

Post that,

We'll see.

Woah!

Son of a bitch, Stole my line.

Excuse me.

It was my line.

Yeah, but whom did you call a bitch?

What?

That's horrible, dad.

Not done.

Give me the keys.

Dad, I’ll drive.

Give it.

Listen, let me drive.

I drive, man.

It's a new car.